One morning, Geo wakes up next to Applejack, John wakes up next to Pinkie, and Ace wakes up next to Twilight. Each mare is adamant she is that man's wife. Only the three of them think otherwise.

When John comes up with a possible solution to their predicament, it results in violence... which in turn leads to the truth behind the whole sorry mess.

A truth none of them are prepared for.

AUTHOR'S NOTES

Part of the Geoverse.

This is just a little idea I had one day. I've always wanted to do a one-shot set in my own little part of Equestria, and this just seemed like the best way to do it.

Rated Teen for mild violence and swearing.