Marshall Lee and Prince Gumball Visit Equestria

by PLAYBRONY

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Crossover, Romance
Length: 768

Title. That is all. Oh, and yaoi clop.

What.

I don't even…

Title says it, I guess.

Yeah…

MaleXMale genderbended crossover with clop thrown in!

Don't worry, the pony's are still normal genders.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-07 12:05:47 UTC

Well, This is Unexpected.

It was a relatively ordinary breakfast. Celestia and Luna sat, discussing unimportant things, like which of the guards is gay and with whom he is sleeping with, eating eggs and toast with strawberry jam. There was also raspberry oatmeal, seasoned to perfection with sugar, cinnamon, and for some reason, garlic powder. That would be why the oatmeal had remained untouched through the whole meal.

It all got suddenly interesting, however,  when the ceiling suddenly melted into purple goo and swirled like a whirlpool, making  whooshing sound as it did. Both Alicorns looked up, deciding whether or not they should be running for their lives. The decision was made for them when two pony's fell through said portal, slamming into the breakfast table on their sides. The portal spluttered once, made a farting sound, then sucked into itself, leaving nothing but plan ceiling where it had been. The newcomers stood up, glaring at each other. "Look what you did!" The one closer to Celestia suddenly yelled, its voice revealing it as a colt. Beforehoof, she wasn't sure, since it was bright pink with a pink mane and tail. It was an alicorn, not quite astall as Celestia, with large feathered wings and a horn. "You got us turned into equines!" He said, shaking his hoof in the air. The other one, a pale blue colt, snorted and rolled his eyes. "Your fault for making a liquid dimensional portal-thingumabob." He said, examining one hoof. He was also an alicorn, but his wings were bat-like and his teeth were pointed down in razor-sharp fangs.

Luna leaned slightly to the side, mainly so that his ass wasn't in her face, but also to see his cutiemark. It was a guitar, the body of which was an ax. There were two bats behind it as well. The pink one had a beaker filled with green liquid. The later turned around, now facing Celestia. "I'm dearly sorry for poofing in and landing on your..." He paused momentarily, looking down to see what he was standing on. "Breakfast table, but this idiot over here broke a bottle which I had filled with the essence of a dimensional portal, and, well...You can probably guess what happened. I'm Prince Gumball, Of the Candy Kingdom." He said, hoping that these equines knew how to speak English.

Celestia nodded. "Yes, Its fine. We were just getting bored anyway. I'm Princess Celestia, And this is my sister Princess Luna."  Gumball looked back, nodded his respect to Luna before passing a glare to his companion and jumping off the table. He landed on his face, making the dark alicorn start laughing. "Yeah, I'm Marshall Lee, The Vampire King." He said, giving his wings an experimental flap as he jumped off the table. He seemed to adjust to his new body easily, and quickly began to hover in place. Though a lazy expression was on his face, he still noticed how the two natives looked at him, like they expected him to attack at any moment.

"What? I only bite when I'm hungry." He said, landing and letting out a snort. "Anyway, Gumball, Can you get us back home?" He said, sitting down and inspecting his wings. Suddenly he stiffened, turning is head slowly to look at the table. "Is...Is that...Garlic...?" He said, taking a step back. "Yes," Luna replied, "One of the chef's accidentally put garlic power in our oat's. It offends thee?" She asked, reaching a huff out and moving it farther away, seeing the colt visibly relax as she did. She looked at Celestia, and they both shrugged. "Oh, and to answer your question, No. I can't get us back home. Not for awhile, at least. Give me time."  Prince Gumball said, after calculating it in his head. He then tuned to Celestia. "Would it be fine if we stayed here for awhile...?" He asked, suddenly wondering why he smelled smoke. "That is perfectly fine." The sun princess said, smiling. "You can live with my niece and nephew-in-law, who have a mannor nearby."  Gumball gave a small bow, before turning around.

"Well, We have a home now, for awhile, Marshall." He said, looking at the vampire pony with an un-amused expression. Marshall was hovering again, this time holding an ax guitar in his hooves. He started playing, sucking at first because of the hand-hoof difference, but quickly getting better."Haha, I still got it!" He said with a grin, fangs shining in the sunlight as he started playing some heavy metal cords.

Gumball just looked at like he was an idiot.

"Marshall?"

"Hmm?"

"Your hair's on fire."

"Oh...So it is."