DJ Awry's Complete Random Storys.

Once in ponyville, applejack was making some apple sider, then out of FUCKING no where applebloom jumped in the mixing machine and got FUCKING cut up into little pieces and went into the sider...

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Applejack was selling the sider and pinkie jumped in front of her and yelling

"This sider tastes like dick!"

"And you would know that why?" Says applejack

"Because once I had a really, really, REALLY, good party and then when I was a sleep..."

"yeah, yeah I know your story, so JUST BUCKING DRINK IT!"

And then pinkie walked away and applebloom was never found again...

THE FUCKING END!