Batcomputer. The name of my most important creation buzzed through my mind. I excused myself from all the high-class ponies. I'm sure I heard some gasps from them as I left the ballroom. Just another gala, actually. Let me explain. I'm Prince Blueblood, however, I'm also a famous crime-fighting vigilante working in the night to keep Equestria safe. I was pretty sure that this particular notification I just got is fake. A lot of fake crimes have been set up all across Equestria, by the Joker. Don't ask me who he is. He is a homicidal villain, he is. They were really distracting, actually. I can't believe I actually fell for them. Catmare in Manehattan? Joker terrorizing Cloudsdale? What nonsense. First of all, Joker is an earth pony. As you can see, I'm not looking forward to this. Not that I'm complaining or anything, this gala was a disaster. Luna just had show up.
I hope Robin doesn't show up. Don't get me wrong, he is really good in fighting and solving those puzzles by the Riddler, but he is really hyperactive. The kid doesn't show up most of the time, through. He is one of the Wonderbolts. I've got a short list of allies and a long list of enemies. Robin is the last on that list of allies. Another of my allies is the Mysterious Mare Do-Well. She prefers the name Mare Do Well, through. And she is the only ally I do not know in person, as in without the mask. The interesting is that she is an alicorn. So that narrows it down to a really short list of ponies, none of which who actually seem to be the crime-fighting type. And another ally... Who is contacting me on my bluetooth.
"Blue. I've picked up S.O.S. signals from Canterlot. I double-checked the signal, and to be honest, they are genuine, but not exactly coming from where they are supposed to be." Oracle's voice buzzed in my ear. Oracle is handicapped, on a wheelchair. She is 'beyond the scenes' with my royal butler, Alfred Ponyworth. She is also the daughter of the Manehattan police chief. Don't let me get started on that story.
"They must be fake, then." I said. I downloaded the data she transmitted to my Batphone. I saw the point of crime and I facehoofed. The gala ballroom I just left. "Uh, there is no crime there. I was there."
"What, the Castle Ballroom? That must be impossible. Go back and check, Blue." Oracle replied. "Maybe nearby that area?" She said. A loud explosion behind me- Away from the ballroom- made her second suggestion seeming the best choice. Joker's gang had blown up the Canterlot bank.
"Canterlot bank, Joker." I replied, running towards the waterfall. After all, it is the entrance to the Batcave. I discovered it when I was a colt. Really simple, actually. "Don't send Robin."
