Off-Set

Faith closed her locker door before sighing and smashing her head against the metal once. She winced at the pain and rubbed her forehead with a hoof, grumbling lowly to herself.

“Rough day too, huh?” a voice behind her said.

Faith turned, to look at the source, a yellowish unicorn with a fiery mane and an eclipsed sun as her cutie mark. “Yea, you have nooooo idea, Fireshade. At least the dumbplot author put that shitty story on hiatus. I’m on paid vacation!”

Fireshade blew a loose strand of her mane from her face and sighed. “Lucky. The boss still is going off on his ‘ooooh so grimdark’ script for his little production. I swear, have you read my background?!” She stomped her hoof in a mild form of annoyance.

“No, I can’t say I have, hun. but, at least your’s was explained.” Faith rolled her eyes with a sigh, using a hoof to brush her brown mane behind a chestnut ear.

“Pfft. I’m suppose to be some sociopathic pyromancer pony that killed her parents as a filly and gets off to hurting others emotionally and physically.” Fireshade snorted in discontent. “I hate it.”

A more quiet and timid voice interrupted the conversation from behind the two unicorns, “That wasn’t what you were getting off too last night, dear.”

The pair turned to look at the source of the new voice, a pure white albino unicorn. Faith rolled her eyes with a smirk, looking between the two mares. “Prism finally got you, huh, Fire?” She giggled, covering a mouth with her hoof as Prism joined them. “I thought she’d actually try for Fluttershy for real.”

Prism sighed and rolled her eyes, “Well... she really is timid and that is too much like me. I prefer a mare with more, backbone.” Prism reached over and smacked Fireshade on her plot.

Fire squeaked, jumping a few inches into the air and blushing furiously. She punched Prism playfully in the shoulder. “Don’t do that in public, and definitely not around Faith!”

Faith rolled her eyes. “Please, it is a fresh breathe of air from Zeal. Nice guy off set, went on a few dates. But his character? I swear, I've never seen a pony so emo they blow off one throwing themselves at them.”

Prism brought a hoof to her chin. “Speaking of off and on set characters, didn't your author have some, um... cloppy scenes in mind for you and Zeal’s character?”

Faith rolled her eyes. “Yea, he did. But, Luna was against it. Thank Faust, I mean, don’t get me wrong. I’d buck Zeal in a heartbeat, but in-character? I’d rather sleep with a mare.”

“Sleeping with another mare isn't that bad, Faith. You would be surprised what mares are capable of in bed... Especially unicorns.” Prism added with a quick wink.

Frieshade grinned wickedly, the gleam of an evily evil idea beaming in her eyes. “Well... you always have two here,” she suggested in a sultry tone.

Faith rolled her eyes. “That may be, Prizzy. And you two may have the hots for my beautiful chestnut fur, but, I’m into rods and things inside me. Sorry to let you two down.” She smirked, and kept her tone playful.

Prism stuck her lip out and used her best ‘puppy’ dog eyes. Fireshade smirked for a brief moment before frowning. “Look what you did, Faith! Poor Prism is going to cry now!”

Faith rolled her eyes again. “You know, the last three times you tried didn't work. What makes you think the fourth will?”

Fireshade shrugged innocently. “Well, it isn't like there is a wall there anymore, or anything.”

Prism nodded. “That’s right, you are free to do as you wish now; I mean we are off set, this isn't canon.”

Faith snorted. “Right, right, well. I want to go home, and play some Haylo 4 with Luna like I promised. She did get me that paid vacation time, after all.”

“But, what about us? We still have months of work before our next paid vacation.” Prism whined softly. “Plus, I got trolled by my author when he said he was going to give me some time off while he got his crappy depression sorted out, only to come back three days later and tell me he changed his mind! What the buck is up with that!?”

As she spoke a red maned unicorn walked by and overheard, “Oi! I finished it! Then you got paid vacation leave! You ungrateful little-” A small portal appeared, and out of it, popped a indigo alicorn who wrapped her hooves around the upset stallion’s waist and pulled him in. Of course, being in the background of the story, this wasn’t noticed by the importantly sexy ponies.

Prism slowly walked up to Faith’s side and laid a hoof on her shoulder. “You sound like you are under a lot of stress right now...”

Fireshade walked to the other side, laying her head on Faith’s back. “Yes... Why don’t you come with me to Prism’s place. All those beautiful paintings(not really) and the nice comfortable massage table... Oh! We can give you a massage!”

Prism waved a forehoof at fireshade and nodded. “That’s right! And besides, Luna spends way too much time on her Xbox anyways, you can always join her another night,” she stated before gently rubbing Faiths shoulder with her hoof. “So how about it? Up for a little massage?”

Faith sighed, walking a few paces from the others. “I don’t know... She has been seeing my author a lot lately, and isn’t on for our clan matches like usual. Rumor around the mane six’s circle is she dropped out of the affair with Twilight to date him. But, that is all rumor.”

The three began walking through the locker room, various other ponies were getting their things. They chit-chat idly before reaching the streets outside the set building.

“Coooome on Faith, pweeeease?” Prism gave her best puppy eyes again to her prude companion. “Atleast come watch a movie with us!”

Faith sighed. “Prism, I swear, it is like Fire doesn’t take care of you at night!”

Prism huffed and crossed her forelegs. “Of course she does! Several times a night!”

Faith facehoofed. “I didn’t need to know that!”

As Prism and Faith continued to bicker back and forth; Fireshade sighed, looking around the streets boredly. Over at the entrance to one alley she saw four ponies, an alabaster alicorn, extremely wavy-haired yellow unicorn stallion, a yellow maned brown pegasus, and a pink maned and white earth pony stallion.

The white earth pony was dragging two of the others, the brown pegasus and the yellow unicorn, the former had a broken bottle of Applejack Daniels wrapped in a hoof, while the latter seemed to of fainted.

“Wait... Is that... NATO?.. And... Azu? A-OH MY BUCKING PLOT IS THAT CELESTIA?!” Fireshade’s jaw dropped as she saw Celestia trying to be sneaky and watch for anyone who may notice that the two ponies were being into a dark, and not-so-nice looking alleyway. Fireshade had resorted to staring at the scene dumbfounded and prodding one of her companions repeatedly with a hoof to try and get their attention. Sadly, as soon as the Princess and the three other ponies had disappeared into the darkness of the alley.

Faith turned on Fireshade in an annoyed fury. “What?!”

Fireshade starred with her mouth agape, glancing between the alley and Faith. “Celestia... Azu, NATO, pony... Alley. Dragged... I....” She spoke in a very rapid manner, before receiving confused and unamused expressions from the other two. “I... nevermind.”

“Right...” Faith turned to Prism. “Fine, you win. Where is the movie going to be at?”

Prism smirked. “My place, of course. Fireshade moved in, remember?”

Fire grinned. “Well, you did keep complaining about how the nights were sooooo lonely~”

Prism blushed, “Well... you do make a great pillow...”

Faith rolled her eyes, and began pushing the two. “Right, I’ve had enough with the lovey-dovey shit, lets go to your apartment.”

Fire giggled. “Such a rush, Faithy-waithy! It’s like... we’re in some one-shot clop fic, rather than going about our daily routine.”

Prism rolled her eyes. “If that was the case, we’ve broken the fourth wall more times than I can count, I’m sure the meta wouldn’t help either.”

Faith groaned and facehoofed. “Prism, hun, we’re off set. I swear, you are worse then Pinkie Pie. How would that even work? What would that be, the Fifth wall? I just... Lets just keep going. I need a good movie.”

Fire and Prism simply shared a wicked look and giggled, nodding in agreement before the three continued to Prism’s house.

Faith yawned lightly, leaning on Fireshade. The movie, ‘Lord of the Horseshoe’ was nearing its end and somehow, during this Faith had ended up cuddled between her two friends on a rather large couch. It wasn’t until Faith started to think about it, that she felt a hind leg twitch between her thighs. She blushed, furiously and cleared her throat. “Uhm... Fire?”

“Yea?” Fire replied casually, her focus on the movie.

“Your...um... leg, is rather close to my.. erm...” She didn’t know how to say it, so she left it at that, hoping Fire would pick up on it.

Fire simply giggled, and glanced back at her, grinning wickedly. She moved her leg, brushing it against Faith’s private areas. “Oh... I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to.” She turned to face Faith fully now.

“It is... erm... okay.” Faith replied quietly, trying to shy away. Sadly, for her, Prism was on her other side on the couch.

Prism wrapped her fore-legs around Faith’s midsection, nuzzling her neck and giving it a playful bite. “Oh, Faith... Stop being so stubborn, you know you want this.”

Faith huffed, shaking her head, “I do not! You both know I do-”

She never got to finish, for Fire had taken the opportunity to steal a kiss from her friend, pressing her lips against hers and slipping a tongue into her open mouth. Faith’s eye went wide in surprise and shock, at the fact Fire was kissing her and how good it felt. Infact, Faith was rather enjoying it. She allowed her eyes to close, as she slowly return Fire’s passionate kiss. By the time Fire pulled away, their positions had changed. Faith was now under her fiery friend.

Prism for her part, moved to the tail ends of the other two. She giggled wickedly. “See... that wasn’t so bad...” She nosed Faith’s tail away, revealing her wet, and ready sex. “And there is much more fun where that came from.” Prism leaned in close, her warm breath hitting Faith’s wetness. Her tongue slipping from her lips ready to lick the lower ones of her faithful friend.

Fire ran her hooves over Faith’s torso and down to her cutie mark, giving it a playful slap. She leaned in for another kiss, whispering, “Just enjoy this... it is for you, Faith..”

And then sex happened.

The End.... Kinda

Around a large TV, sat three ponies. One, was a red-maned, white unicorn, another was a pink-maned white earth pony, and the last, was Luna, her midnight blue fur devoid of any royal regalia. She was cuddled up against the red maned unicorn. However, she huffed at something off the screen and pushed away from him.

“I can’t believe I lost!” She groaned at what she saw, falling onto her back with another groan of misery.

The pink-maned earth pony was faceplanting repeatedly into the carpet. “This... is... not... FAIR! You cheated Dawnforge!”

“Did you say Dawn cheated? There’s a fucking surprise,” said a brown pegasus as he entered the room. He glanced to the TV and exclaimed, “Aw, shit, I fucking missed it!? Damn it, I just went to get something to drink.” He paused to take a deep swig of whatever gasoline-like concoction he held in a large plastic cup. “They weren’t even hinting at doing anything when I left!”

The red-maned unicorn grinned wickedly, “Yea, you missed it, NATO, and no I didn’t cheat! I may be a ginger, my good man, but, I would NEVER, EVER cheat in a bet! Even if said bet is two thousand bits, my dear Azu.”

Azu rolled his eyes. “I don’t think I’ve been THIS upset at you since chapter one of FKC.” He shivered at the memory of it. “The commas....”

Dawn simply grinned, and looked from Azu, to Luna. “Now, pay up you three! The bet was they wouldn’t make it till the end of the movie, or continue onto the massage table.”

“If you remember, I didn’t make the bet,” NATO retorted. “Fireshade’s a slut, I knew she couldn’t get through the whole movie without tryin’ to get off.”

“Alright, alright. You two still owe me, though.” Dawnforge motioned to the other two ponies in front of the TV.

Azu scrunched his muzzle in disgust. “I still can’t believe my protagonist was such a raging lesbian off-set.” He complained, followed by a sigh. “But, a bet’s a bet.”

At that moment, a regally white alicorn stepped from the kitchen with a patch of cupcakes. “Alright, I think I got this batch ri-I bucking missed the molesting?! Bucking Cele-I mean, my plot.”

NATO looked over to Celestia and chuckled. “Oh, for the love of— Cel... es... tia...” His head tilted slightly to one side. “You know, that sounds really strange when I’m talking directly to you... Anyway, interchanging buck and fuck really causes a lot of colorful mental images sometimes.”

“Stop flirting with the Princess,” Dawn looked to the others, “and you two pay up.”

Luna and Azu groaned at once, each reaching slowly in their wallets to pull out the bits, depositing them infront of a very, very happy Dawnforge, well, until Luna spoke next.

“I hope you realize, you’ll be sleeping on the couch. Alone, tonight.” The Princess spoke with a wicked gleam in her eyes.

Dawn’s happiness evaporated instantly, and he hung his head, before replying. “Well, Skyrim is more interesting than the sex with you anyways.”

“And he was promptly slapped, I think banished to the moon for a night... Oh! Oh! And him and Luna had make up sex a week later!”

The Pink Party pony beamed at the three fillies as they zipped through the town on their little scooter-wagon vehicle. “And that is how Equestria was made!”