I don't need to justify myself. I forgot I was supposed to upload stories by Keith, okay? Now that he's free, he's asking me to work full time editing them. Here's the last thing he wrote before being arrested for the events surrounding "Ten Pounds".

Anyway, Mayor Mayor, as she's called in this story, becomes jealous of the other ponies of the land. As an earth pony, she simply cannot do what others can. But, with the help of her secretary (who may or may not be Rarity), she meets true love. They proceed to sloppily bang on the office floor and expose their secret to the nation.

It seems as if a new author took over during chapter 3, or else whoever commissioned it decided to make the story more explicit. Either way, Keith was dissatisfied with the butchering of his work, and an internet fight broke out. Thankfully, he's cleared me to upload this at my own discretion.

How I wish he'd go away.