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Ghost, from True Capitalist Radio, wonders why none of his regular trolls are calling in. Then he finds out why, and throws the microphone so hard that it rips a hole in space and time. Ghost and his radio station are sucked in.
When he comes to, he finds himself in the magical land of Equestria. Unfortunately, he can't seem to find a way out. However, his radio still works, so the regular callers can still contact him and get help.
Will the trolls save Ghost? Or will Ghost eventually become a brony?

Rated Teen because Ghost swears quite a bit. There may be some gore in future chapters.
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