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My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
SpongeBob, Big Mac, Sandy, AppleJack, and The Worm
‘Ahh, another peaceful evening in Equestria. Luna’s moon is high in the sky, with her stars high in the sky, you can tell it’ll be a perfect night. Listen to the tranquility.’
We see the town of Equestria with something underground tunneling towards the town.
The tunneling creature moves through Equestria approaching sugar cube corner. Where Pinkie Pie was just on her way to bed.
“Goodnight Mister and Misses Cake! See you all in the morning!”
“Goodnight Pinkie!” yelled Mister and Misses Cake.
Pinkie Pie turned off the lights and hopped into the bed with Gummy.
“Goodnight Gummy. *yawn* Don’t let the bed bugs bite.”
As soon as Pinkie Pie closed her eyes she instantly fell asleep. But her rest didn’t last long as the mysterious thing had finally reached her house and silently chews through the house and she slightly woke up.
“C-Could you keep the noise down to a minimum? Thanks.” Pinkie Pie then turned over and went back to sleep while Gummy on the other hand hid under the bed realizing that there house is only ‘half’ of what it used to be.
The thing moves on to SpongeBob's house where it began to silently chew through SpongeBob’s house too. Gary wakes up and sees the thing and meows in terror. But SpongeBob is still fast asleep.
“Trick-or-treat. Thank you.” the thing then takes SpongeBob's blanket “You keep the change.” the thing takes SpongeBob's pillow next. “What?” SpongeBob wakes up fully and stares fixedly at the thing in terror and SpongeBob sees that half of the pineapple house's walls are missing.
At the Krusty Krab.
“I saw it! It was big! It was all wiggly! And it ate everything!”
“That's horrible!” said Patrick as he gobbles down a whole tray of food, containers and all.
“I didn’t see anything!” yelled Pinkie Pie. “I only woke up to a HUGE draft and found out that half of Mister and Misses Cake’s house completely gone without a trace! What was that thing anyway?!”
“It was an Alaskan... Bull... Worm!”
The crowd murmurs worriedly at SpongeBob’s words.
“He ate my wheelbarrow!” yelled Fred as he shows his wheelbarrow with a bite taken out of it.
“Mine too!” shouted Big Mac pulling his into view.
“He ate my children's homework!” yelled Swirl with her two kids wink simultaneously.
“He ate my books!” yelled Twilight.
One pony has a huge bite taken out of his butt. “Do I need to say it?”
“How can we protect ourselves?” yelled a random pony.
“I've got it!” yelled Mr. Krabs. “Let's all buy a Krabby Patty!” the crowd boos and throws ketchup and mustard bottles at him.
“We should lock our doors!”
“We should call my nephew!”
“We should dig a moat!”
“We should assault him with cake!” yelled Pinkie Pie.
“We should take Equestria and push it somewhere else!” yelled Patrick with the crowd immediately quieting down.
“That idea may just be crazy enough... to get us all killed!!” yelled Squidward causing the crowd to resume fretting.
“What’s wrong with my idea?” asked Patrick while the crowd continues to argue.
“Let's get the princesses to go after it!” yelled Ned.
“There two ain't fool enough to take on an Alaskan Bull Worm!”
A horrible screeching noise is heard making the crowd cringe, they soon see a scary-looking old pony in a raincoat with a hook for a hoof, scraping it on the window of the Krusty Krab. He stops and looks at the crowd for a few seconds and asks “You got a bathroom in this place?”
“In the back.” replied Mr. Krabs in an annoyed tone.
“Thanks.” he replied as he made a run for it.
“We'll catch your worm for ya.” started Sandy who was sitting next to AppleJack both were wearing cowboy hats and had there faces covered.
“That is, if'n you're willing to pay!” continued AppleJack as she and Sandy brought there hats up.
“No!!!!!!! The two of ya'll never get a cent out of me!!!” yelled Mr. Krabs as he runs to block the cash register with his body. “Never! I'd rather that worm come in here right now and eat you all alive!!!” his mouth begins foaming and the crowd looks at him like all of his sanity just flew out the window, he finally calms down. “Ehh…Sorry.”
Sandy and AppleJack laugh good-naturedly. “Aw shucks. We don't want your money. We were just playing up the drama of the moment is all.”
“Yeah, don’t sweat it Mr. Krabs.” said AppleJack as she tilted her hat.
Mr. Krabs chuckles, which gradually turns into crying.
“Nope. We're gonna take that spineless critter down for nothing, 'cause this is personal. Look. Our tail's are gone!” Both Sandy and AppleJack turn around and shows them there missing tails and the crowd gasps.
“Not to mention he took ah big bite outta Big Mac’s wheelbarrow!”
Big Mac turns around and shows everyone his wheelbarrow again.
“Varmint must've made his move while we had our backs turned, the coward!”
The crowd sympathizes with the two as they continued.
“We’re am gonna get back what's ours!” the crowd cheers except for Big Mac and SpongeBob who both looked alarmed.
“What? But Sandy, AppleJack, you two don't know what you're up against. We're talking about an Alaskan... Bull... Worm!”
“He’s right sis, this Alaskan…Bull…Worm! Isn’t something to take lightly, ah’m not sure on how ah fell about you lookin’ for a fight.”
“We’re not looking for a fight Big Mac, we’re finishin’ what that Bull Worm started!”
“Exactly! Now We're gonna go kick us some worm tail!” yelled Sandy as she and AppleJack made there way out of the Krusty Krab. “Yee-haw!” The crowd goes wild as Sandy and AppleJack made there leave.
“Wait! Sandy! AppleJack!” yelled SpongeBob and Big Mac as they gave chase.
“Go get em’ you two! We have the utmost confidence in ya!” said Mr. Krabs amidst the still-cheering crowd. The crowd stops and Mr. Krabs turns to Patrick. “Now, what was that idea of yours?”
“PUSH!” yelled Patrick as all the citizens of Ponyville was trying to push the buildings to a new location.
Meanwhile, SpongeBob and Big Mac had just caught up to Sandy and AppleJack.
“Wait! Sandy! AppleJack.” yelled the two as they stopped in front of Sandy and AppleJack.
“Hey, boys, you coming to watch?” asked AppleJack.
“Sandy, AppleJack don't go!” said Big Mac.
“Why not?” asked Sandy.
“Sandy, I saw it! It's big... scary... and pink!”
“So's Patrick's belly button, but we ain't afraid of that neither!”
“Although it can give ya nightmares if ya get too close.” said AppleJack with pure fear on her face.
“The two of you will get massacred!” said SpongeBob as he collapses into sponge-cubes.
“SpongeBob, I'm from Texas and AppleJack grew up on Sweet Apple Acres. What you think is big and what we think is big are two totally different "big"s. Besides, he's got our tails. We’re not gonna take that sitting down.”
“Yeah!” agreed AppleJack.
‘What do we do SpongeBob? We can’t let them go any further.’ Big Mac whispered.
‘Don’t worry Big Mac, I’ve got an idea.’
‘I’m glad.’ smiled Big Mac.
“But Sandy, what if the worm didn't take your tails?”
“If that worm ain't got our tails, who does?”
“Um, I do?” SpongeBob said unconvincingly.
“Really? Where?” asked AppleJack with her voice filled with doubt.
“Um... in my pocket.”
“Is that so? Then give it here!” SpongeBob hesitated to reach into his pocket. “Come on!”
SpongeBob looks nervous and pulls something from his pocket and opens his hand.
“SpongeBob, that's paper clips and two pieces of string.” said AppleJack.
“No, it's not. This is your tail.” SpongeBob said shaking his head.
“SpongeBob!”
SpongeBob quickly starts tearing up. “How would either of you know?! It's always behind you! Oh, don't go, don't go, don't go!” he sobs as he jumps onto the front of Sandy's air helmet and hugs it.
“Please hear us out! This is far more dangerous than you think!” pleaded Big Mac.
Sandy quickly pulls off SpongeBob. “What is the matter with you two?”
“Yeah, the two of you are actin' like babies!”
“Now, We're gonna go give that legless rascal what-for, and there ain't nothing you two can say to stop us!” Sandy and AppleJack resume walking forward.
“Oh yeah? What if I said.... 'blargen fedibble no-hip'?”
Sandy and AppleJack stopped and looked back SpongeBob with puzzled looks. “Well, I gotta admit, that slowed me down, but we're still going for him!”
As they both walked off AppleJack turned to Sandy. “By the way Sandy, what was it that SpongeBob said?”
“I have no idea.”
SpongeBob and Big Mac appear next to Sandy and AppleJack as they stride along. “You know, tails are so overrated. Let's just forget about it and go home.”
Sandy and AppleJack keep walking and SpongeBob reappears with Bag Mac and they both have ice cream. “We've got ice cream! With nuts...”
Sandy and AppleJack continue but SpongeBob and Big Mac appear once more, this time SpongeBob has a goofy squirrel mask on his face and Big Mac has a Granny Smith mask on. “Sandy, this is your pappy speaking, and I forbid you to go after this worm! And yer grandma doesn’t want ya going after that worm neither! Ain’t that right Granny Smith?”
“Eeyup.” said Big Mac in a horrible Granny Smith impression.
“Ya’ll ain't our elder kin!” AppleJack shouted back to them.
SpongeBob and Big Mac jump out of seemingly nowhere and stand in front of them with boxing gloves. “Sandy, AppleJack, if you want to get to that worm, you're gonna have to go through us! Right Big Mac?”
“Eeyup!” said Big Mac throwing punches in the air with zeal in his eyes.
Sandy simply pushes through SpongeBob’s body as if walking through a pair of swinging doors and AppleJack just gently pushes Big Mac to the side and they continue on. SpongeBob and Big Mac grab there ankles, crying. “Sandy, no! We can't let you! We’re not gonna let you guys get killed. If you find him, you'll both get eaten for sure!”
“Yeah! Please AppleJack! Just come back home!”
“Ain't no way some dumb old sea worm's gonna make a meal of us. I'm too Texas Apple tough!”
“Exactly.” agreed AppleJack as they pressed on. But SpongeBob and Big Mac who are still crying are also still holding onto there ankles.
“No, not tough enough. Not tough enough!”
“SpongeBob, both you and Big Mac need to quit your worrying. We can take care of ourselves. After all, who's the strongest critters in Equestria?” Sandy pulls up a tree by it’s roots and tosses it away, while AppleJack simply bucks the tree out of the ground, knocking it completely across the sky.
“We’re leaving the princesses out of these questions right?” asked Big Mac.
“Yes.” replied AppleJack.
“Then that’s the both of ya then.”
“And who put the hi-yah, hi, ho, "K" in karate?” asks Sandy as she makes a K shape.
“You did.” replies SpongeBob now in a “U” shape.
“And who saves your yellow backside from certain destruction on a regular basis?”
“You do.” said SpongeBob with his butt having "Property of Sandy Cheeks and AppleJack" printed on it.
“Right. And we can handle your little bull worm too, 'cause we’re the best there is! There ain't nothin' too big or too ornery for us to catch.”
“Darn tootin’!” agreed AppleJack, patting Sandy on the back.
“Okay.”
“Both of you say it.”
“There isn't anything...”
“Ain't nothin'!”
“Ain't nothin'!” both SpongeBob said in a high pitched voice like Sandy. “Too big or too ornery for you to catch.”
Sandy quickly cuts SpongeBob off.
Sandy and SpongeBob argue until they finally stop and Sandy picks up some dirt from the ground as if tracking an animal and sniffs it. “Worm sign.” It turns out she’s holding a small sign in her palm that has "WORM" painted on it and looks up. “He's in that cave.”
“Sandy, are you sure you...?”
“Course we are! We're going in, and we ain't coming out 'til we got us a big heaping plate of worm stew.”
“Now we want the both of ya to stay right there, we’ll be back.”
Sandy and AppleJack walk into the cave and SpongeBob and Big Mac hide behind a rock hugging eac hother in pure fear.
“Sandy, that's not...!” Big Mac tries to let out, only to get interrupted by fighting noises again until AppleJack peeks out.
“This shouldn't take long at all Big Mac.”
“AppleJack, that's not...!” SpongeBob tries to say, only to get interrupted by fighting noises.
Sandy and AppleJack peek out of the cave this time. “Almost done!”
“Girls!” SpongeBob and Big Mac yell, but Sandy and AppleJack head back into the cave where the fight rages on until-
“Yee-haw!” yells Sandy and AppleJack as they come out riding a pink segmented, thing. “We got em’, boys!” said AppleJack and Sandy as the both make a giant knot and stand on it proudly.
“G-Girls...?” SpongeBob and Big Mac said still uneasy.
“Boy, howdy. This critter put up some sort of fight.”
“He sure did, but the team up of Texas and Sweet Apple Acres was too much for em’”
“You can say that again. Thanks for the help AppleJack.” said Sandy shaking AppleJack’s hoof.
“It was no big deal. And look, we even found our tails! AppleJack and Sandy turn around and they have there tails tied to the small remainder of there tails.
“That's not the worm.” said Big Mac.
“Pardon?” asked Sandy crossing her arms.
“That's not the worm. That's his tongue.” SpongeBob points at the opening of the ‘cave’ and it turns it’s actually the worm's open mouth.
“Ohhhh. This is the tongue, and... the whole thing... is the... worm.”
“RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!” yells Sandy and AppleJack as the four sprint away. The worm growls angrily and chases after them.
“So what's the plan, Sandy?” asks SpongeBob as they look back and see that the worm is approaching at an alarming rate.
“Run faster!!”
“I could've thought of that.” SpongeBob said to Big Mac.
“Me too.”
“Hey, wait a minute! We were right, wern't we?!”
Big Mac begins to smile. “Yeah, we did tell ya he was too big for ya both didn’t we?!”
“Later!” said AppleJack.
“Ah, he is too big for you two, isn't he?”
“Not now, SpongeBob!”
“We wanna hear you say it!” said Big Mac.
“Can we talk about this another time?”
“Seriously!”
“Say it!”
“SpongeBob!”
“Say it, or we'll trip you!
“Yeah!” agreed Big Mac as both him and SpongeBob continues running with one poised to trip Sandy and AppleJack.
“No! Stay away”
“Say it!”
“Not now!”
“Say it!”
“Okay! You were right, and we were wrong. we were wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong! Are you happy now?”
“We knew it.” the worm emits another huge growl prompting the four to run even faster. They run up and down several hills, which the worm plows right through easily. They run past the same pony who had a huge bite taken out of his butt, but this time it was patched up and he is leaning over a bridge trying to pull up his pale of water until the worm passes by and takes another bite out of him.
“Not again!”
“Uh, Sandy, AppleJack?”
“Yeah?”
“What do we do now?”
The run was starting to get to Sandy and AppleJack as they are now panting and sweating. The worm growls again and Sandy sees the seemingly endless trees in front of them. “I've got it! SpongeBob, you still got that paper clip and that string?”
“I'm way ahead of you, Sandy.” SpongeBob fashions a necklace out of them. “Look, it's a necklace! S for "SpongeBob" or S for "Sandy"! And for Big Ma and AppleJack,” SpongeBob takes the second necklace and some how manages to make an “A” and a “B” out of them. “ A for “AppleJack” and B for Big Mac. That way they can identify our bodies.”
“No, silly! How about S for "save our skins"?” Sandy and AppleJack take a string and uses the hook of the paper clips to wrap the string around one of the trees. Sandy grabs SpongeBob and Big Mac grabs AppleJack and they swing up and over the branch onto the worm's back. “Yee-haw! Now this is what I call a rodeo! We'll be nice and safe up here.” Then, as if on cue, the worm starts to plow off a cliff like a runaway train. Sandy, SpongeBob, AppleJack, and Big Mac realize this, scream, and begin running toward the end of worm to the safety of the plateau. They jump off safely as the worm falls off the cliff.
“We did it!” cheered AppleJack.
“Yay! He'll never get out of there!”
“We saved the town!”
“Yay! Let's go tell everybody!” said SpongeBob as he hopped on Big Mac’s back as they began there walk back to Ponyville.
Speaking of Ponyville the citizens are still trying to push Ponyville to safety until the city is now in the valley at the bottom of the cliff.
“PUSH! PUSH!” yells Patrick as they finally stop pushing Ponyville.
“Hooray!!” cheered the citizens until the worm, still falling btw, inevitably lands on the city and smashes it to bits.
“Ouuuuuch.”
Author's Note
This episode was requested by Diokno44, for those who already suggested episodes, fear not. For I shall do the requested episode, and it shall be done in due time. So in the meantime please enjoy.
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
The story starts with Squidward playing his clarinet until doorbell rings. Squidward answers the door only to be greeted by Nurse Red Heart.
“Yeah, uhh, we're with the pet hospital down the street, and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.”
Squidward slams door in her face and his shellphone begins to ring, Squidward picks it up. “Hello. You've reached the house of unrecognized talent. Please start after the- *plays a foul clarinet note*”
“Sounds like you've got a dying animal to attend to, eh ol' chum?”
Squidward gasps in shock. “Squilliam Fancyson from band class?!”
“I hear you're playing the cash register now.”
“Sometimes. Uh, how's the unibrow?”
“It's big and valuable. I'm the leader of a big fancy band now, and we're supposed to play the THREE-BIT HAROMY next week."
Squidward stammers in shock. “The thr-thr-thr…The thr-thr-thr…The thr-thr-thr..."
“That's right. I'm living YOUR dream Squidward. The problem is, I'm busy next week and can't make it. So, I was hoping you and your band could cover for us. I’m sure you have a band right? I mean, you do know the sun goddess Celestia right? So it’s only obvious that some one of your ‘caliber’ would have a band, right?”
“Ohh, uhh, I…I, uhh…”
“I knew it! You know the high esteemed Celestia and STILL don't even have a band! Well, I'll just let you get back to the service industry now.”
“HOLD IT! It just so happens that I don't sell fast food, I do have a band, and we're going to play that Three-bit Harmony! How do you like that , Fancyboy?!”
“Good luck, next Tuesday. I hope the princesses and audience brings lots of…Ibuprofen.” Squilliam hangs up the phone.
“I've got to drum up a marching band fast! Drum…hehe…band humor.”
Later in Equestria most of the citizens start noticing the flyers.
“Looking to add fulfillment to your dull, dull life?” reads Sandy.
“Then become part of the greatest musical sensation to ever hit Equestria.” Plankton reads to Discord.
“And be forever adored by thousands of people you don't know.” Twilight reads to Pinkie Pie.
“Not to mention free refreshments.” reads Mr.Krabs.
“Practice begins tonight. 8:30 sharp.” reads Larry, Big Mac and AppleJack.
Squidward looks at his watch while driving a carriage loaded with instruments. “Stupid music rental clerk made me late. That trilobite didn't know an oboe from an elbow. Elbow, heh, more band humor.”
Squidward walks into the town hall and everyone there are ‘talking’ to each other in the language of blah.
“People, people, settle down! Ok, now. How many of you have played musical instruments before?”
“No.”
“How about instruments of chaos?” asked Discord.
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“No, Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument.”
Patrick raises his hand again.
“Horse radish is not an instrument, either.”
Patrick lowers his hand.
“How about cupcake frosting? That can be an instrument…of yummyness!”
“*sigh* No Pinkie, cupcake frosting is not an instrument neither. That's fine. No one has experience. Fortunately, I have enough talent for all of you.” Squidward laughs at his ‘joke’ which everyone else in the hall didn’t find funny, nor clever.
“When do we get the free food?”
“Ok, try to repeat after me.” Squidward plays 6 notes. “Brass section, go.”
The brass section which consists of Pearl, AppleJack, and Rarity repeats. “Good. Now the wind.” The wind section which consists of Mrs. Puff, Twilight, and AppleJack repeats. “And the drums.” The drum players which consists of SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Spike misunderstood what Squidward means and they blow on their drum sticks which blow out of there mouths and stick Squidward to the wall. “Too bad that didn't kill me.”
-Five minuets later-
“Let's just try stepping in rhythm. Now I want everyone to stand in straight rows of five.”
“Is this the part where we start kicking?”
“No, SpongeBob, that's a chorus line.”
“Kicking?! I want to do some kicking!” Patrick kicks Sandy in her leg and AppleJack right on her Cutie Mark.
“Ow! Why, you…!” A dust cloud of beatings appears when Sandy and AppleJack both jump at Patrick. The fight moves outside of an open door which then closes. The last thing that is heard is Patrick’s scream of agony. Then things went silent, until Patrick pokes his head through the door with a horse shoe mark on his forehead.
“Whoever's the owner of a white carriage, you’re missing a wheel on the left side.” Patrick walks in with his head and torso separated by a trombone, his head in the horn, and his body is literally covered with bruises and horse shoe marks. Patrick walks in and plays a tune with a series of A and B-flats, which made Discord and Plankton laugh there heads off. Patrick takes a seat and he plays a loud blare as the trombone stick goes down and opens his mouth then when the note is over he looks down with his head straight.
With day two starting the band is walking down Ponyville playing.
“Okay, that's perfect everybody. Bubble Bowl here we come. Flag twirlers, really spin those things. Okay, turn. Flag twirlers, let's go. I wanna see some spinning. Flag twirlers let's move!!! C'mon, move!!!” The flag twirlers which consist of Discord and Gilda begin to spin at top speed upon doing so they fly into the air and explode when running into a blimp. The trumpet player plays "Taps" and Squidward lies down on street, curled up in a ball.
-The third day-
“How's that harmonica solo coming, Plankton?”
“It's tremendous! Ya wanna see?” Plankton runs to his harmonica and plays the first note, and runs along and plays another note, then runs down and plays three notes at the same time. He grows tired and walks slowly to another note but this time he has trouble playing it and falls down and with his saliva flowing from his mouth.
“Outstanding.” said Squidward rhetorically. He then turns his attention to Pinkie Pie. “*sigh* Alright Pinkie, what do you have for a trombone solo?”
“Oh! It’s a great one! Watch this!” Pinkie plays “Row Row Row Your Boat” until her trombone stick slips out of her hoof and it launches out of the trombone and into Squidward’s eye, causing him to scream in pain and run into a wall. “Oops! Sorry Squidy!”
“Again, too bad that didn’t kill me.”
-On day four-
“Well, this is our last night together before the show. And I know that none of you improved since we began…”
Patrick and Pinkie Pie are chewing on a trumpet.
“…but I have a theory. People talk loud when they wanna act smart, right?”
“CORRECT!!” replied Plankton and Discord.
“So, if we play loud, people might think we're good. Everybody ready?”
Everybody gets their instruments ready.
“And a one, and a two, and a one, two, three, four!”
Instantly a piercing loud horrible sound from the instruments breaks the windows apart and causes a small earthquake. The loud horrible sound was so powerful it even woke Luna.
“Huh?” said Luna lifting her head from her pillow.
Back at the Town Hall Squidward's face is deformed like a Picasso painting and his wand for the direction of music breaks in half.
“Okay, new theory..... Maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us.”
“Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!” yelled Trixie.
“What did you say, punk?!”
“BIG, MEATY CLAWS!”
“Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates.”
“You dare challenge Trixie?! Bring it on, old crustacean! Bring it on!
“No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off.”
“SpongeBob is right. We’re a band and bands have to stick together.” said Twilight.
“Oh ho, so now the book worm is going to preach to us.” said Octavia.
Everyone quickly begins to argue.
“Wait, wait. I know tensions are high.”
Before Squidward could get another word in everyone gets into a fight. Caramel and Larry are yelling at each other until DJ-PON3 slams a drum on him.
“There's a deposit on the equipment, people!”
Everyone is now using their instruments as weapons. Mr. Krabs and Trixie charge with clarinets like a joust but they slow down as Big Mac slams them with cymbals.
“Settle down, please.”
Sandy and Derpy get into a fight until Sandy destroys Derpy's xylophone by chopping it with a drum stick and she runs away. Patrick who hadn’t learned from the last time, runs up and kicks Sandy. Sandy glares and snarls at Patrick while Patrick just starred at her.
“AppleJack! Patrick hasn’t learned his lesson yet! I think it’s time for another one!”
“Ah’m waaay ahead of ya.” AppleJack picks up two gong sticks and hands Sandy one. “Ya might wanna run now.”
Patrick screams and runs off as Sandy and AppleJack chases him and the clock sounds at 10 and everyone stops fighting.
“Hey, class is over!” said Carrot Top.
Everyone walks to the door making up with each other on their fight until Squidward slams the doors open.
“Well, you did it. You took my one chance at happiness and crushed it. Crushed it into little tiny, bite-size pieces. I really had expected better of you people. I guess I'm a loser for that, too. Don't bother showing up tomorrow. I'll just tell them you all died in a marching accident. So, thanks, thanks for nothing.”
“You're welcome.” said Patrick and Pinkie Pie.
“What kind of monsters are we? That poor creature came to us in his hour of need, and we failed him. Squidward's always been there for us when it was convenient for him. Dinky, when you were trapped in a fire, who rescued you?"
“A firepony.”
“And Larry, when your heart gave out from all those tanning pills, who revived you?”
“Some guy in an ambulance.”
“And Big Mac when-”
“Uhh, SpongeBob. None of the things your listing have anything to do with Squidward. Could you please get on with your point?” said Twilight.
“Oh, right. What I was trying to say was, if we can all just pretend that Squidward was a firepony, or some guy in an ambulance, then I'm sure that we can all pull together and discover what it truly means: to be in a marching band.”
“Yeah, for the fireponies!” shouted Caramel causing everyone to cheer.
“Now let's make Squidward proud. A-one, a-two, a-skiddleydiddleydoo.”
-The next day at the Three-bit Harmony-
“I knew this was going to happen. They're just gonna have to find another band to play. I just hope that…”
Squilliam laughs. “I just wanted to watch you blow it. So, where's your band?”
“Um, they couldn't come. They…died.”
“Then who's that?” asked Squilliam pointing past Squidward.
“AH! THAT WOULD BE MY BAND!”
“We're ready to perform, Squidward.”
“Well, Squiddy, this is exactly how I pictured your band with look.”
SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie dance while flicking there tongues back and forth.
“That's there…eager face.”
Squilliam laughs as they all go into the Three-bit Harmony.
“Well, I guess I’ll be moving back to Bikini Bottom sooner than I thought.”
“That's the spirit, Squidward.” said SpongeBob as the platform raises above a football field.
“Ok, football fans. Put your hooves together for the Equestria SuperBand!!!!!
The crowd (who are changelings btw) cheers as the platform stops in the middle of the field.
“We’re playing in Queen Chrysalis’ kingdom? I didn’t know that.” said Twilight.
“Me neither.” said AppleJack.
“These are some ugly looking ponies.” said Patrick.
“You’re telling me. What the heck happened to there faces and there hooves.” asked DJ-PON3.
“Maybe we're one of those toxic waste dumps.”
“I think I'm gonna be sick.”
“Ok, everybody.” Squidward said nervously. “Let's get this over with. One, two, three, four...”
Author's Note
This suggestion was suggested by PrinceBahkmen. I hope you enjoy, and I'll see the rest of you, in my next requested chapter. Peace!
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
SpongeBob is sitting in a mailbox as the Mailpony comes up to put the mail inside until-
The Mailpony screams and runs as he drops the mail by the mailbox.
“Ok, see you tomorrow!”
Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight walk up to SpongeBob.
“Hey, the mail's here.” said Patrick.
“What did you get?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“Let's see... Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary, Gary...” SpongeBob throws the mail that isn't his behind him until… “Hey, a magazine. That’s funny. I don't remember subscribing to 'Fancy Living Digest'.” SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight look inside the magazine.
“Whoa!” They all marveled at the magazines contents.
“Look at these glossy depictions of a higher standard of living. This guy's so rich, he has a swimming pool in his swimming pool.”
“That seems a little unnecessary doesn’t it? To have a pool in a pool?” asked Twilight.
“Aw, come on Twilight! That actually sounds kinda fun, having a pool IN a pool.”
“Sounds redundant to me.”
“Re…dun…huh?” asked Patrick.
“Don’t worry about it Patrick, I’m just saying that it’s not really needed. It’s just a waste of bits.”
Patrick then points to a rich pony with glasses. “Well this guy didn’t waist his bits, he's got shoes!
Squidward comes up and grabs the magazine.
“Give that back to me! Stealing my mail, eh? I’d expect this from you three, but YOU Twilight? Hmph, I’m disappointed, you’re all lucky I don't report you to the authorities.”
“Hey Squidward, how did people in that magazine get all that money?”
“They're entrepreneurs, they sell things to people!”
“Ohh! What kind of things?!” asks Pinkie Pie.
“How should I know? Things people want to buy. Now keep your paws and hooves off my mail.” Squidward walks off to his house.
“That's it, guys! We got to become entrepreneurs!”
“Is that gonna hurt?”
Pinkie Pie and Twilight laugh at Patrick’s statement.
“Nooo, it won’t hurt silly! But it will be a ton of fun! Wanna help us out Twilight?”
“Uhh…sure, I guess. I’ve already re-shelved today. So why not?”
“YAY!” cheered SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie.
“Now quick guys, without thinking, if any of you could have anything in the world right now, what would it be?”
“Uhh... more time for thinking.”
“Books?” suggested Twilight.
“No, something real, like an item, something you would pay for.”
“A chocolate bar?” suggested Pinkie Pie.
“That's a great idea! We'll be traveling chocolate bar salesmen.”
SpongeBob, Twilight, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie are walking out of Sugar Cube Corner with a bunch of chocolate bars.
“Make way for the newest entrepreneurs!” said Patrick.
“Ok everyone, this is it. The first step on our road to living fancy. Just follow my lead.”
“Uh, SpongeBob? Doesn’t this house look familiar to you?”
SpongeBob rings the doorbell. “No, not really. Why?”
Rarity opens the door with a smile. “Hello everyone.”
“Hi Rarity!” replied Patrick and Pinkie Pie.
Twilight just looked at SpongeBob.
“Oh, right. I guess this was Rarity’s house.”
“How may I help you all today?”
“We’re selling chocolate bars, would you like to but one Rare?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“Chocolate? Did you say... chocolate?”
“Yes ma’am! With or without nuts?” asks Patrick holding up two chocolate bars, one with a nut on its wrapper, while the other had a plain wrapper.
“Chocolate? Chocolate!”
SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie and Twilight back up after seeing the craziness in Rarity.
“CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! ”
SpongeBob, Patrick, Rarity, and Twilight run away as Rarity chases after them at top speed. After losing the crazy that was Rarity, SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight walk up to another house.
“Wow, I didn’t think Rarity was that loco in the coco.” said Pinkie Pie.
“Me neither.” said SpongeBob.
“Well, I guess everyone has there obsessions.” said Twilight.
“Well, let’s try to forget that ever happened. This is our real first step.” SpongeBob knocks on the door and a griffon answers the door. “Good morning sir, would you like to buy some chocolate?”
“Chocolate bars, eh?”
“Yes sir, we are chocolate bar salesmen.”
The griffon chuckles. “A couple of mediocre salesmen if you ask me. That's no way to carry your merchandise.” The griffon points at Patrick with a bunch of chocolate bars stuffed in his pants. “No, no, no, wrong. You kids want to be good salesmen, right?”
“Oh, most certainly, sir!” replied the group.
“Well, no self-respecting candy bar salesman would be caught dead without one of these!” The griffon holds up an orange bag.
“Wow...what is it?”
“It's a candy bar bag, you knucklehead. It's specially designed to cradle each candy bar in velvet-lined comfort. But, I'm wasting my time. You kids don't need these bags.”
“We need em’, we need em’!” pleaded SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie.
“Uh, guys? I don’t think that’s a good idea-”
Next thing Twilight knows, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie walk off with their arms full of the orange bags.
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie sing as they make there way to the next house.
Fancy livin’,
“Guys, that was a horrible idea! We’re supposed to be making bits! Not give them away!”
“Don’t worry Twilight, we just needed something to carry the merchandise easier. Let's try next door!” SpongeBob uses his foot to ring the doorbell. And the griffon from before answers.
“Yes?”
“Huh? Say, weren't you the same guy who sold us these candy bar bags?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“I don't recall. But it looks to me you fellas have got a lot of bags there. You kids are too smart to be without my patented candy bar bag carrying bags.” The griffon holds up two larger red bags.
“We'll take 20.”
“Guys! We’re not supposed to-”
Once again, before Twilight could get a word in edgewise SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie are carrying two big red bags.
“I’m not even gonna say anything.” said Twilight.
SpongeBob knocks on the door and Lemon Hearts answers the door.
“Hello, how can I help you?”
“We're selling chocolate bars. Would you like to buy one?”
“That sounds heavenly. I’ll take one.”
“One chocolate bar coming up!” SpongeBob unzips his red bag but another orange bag comes out. He laughs nervously as he keeps trying to find the chocolate bar but only finds more orange bags. Patrick unzips his pants up and down ‘trying’ to find a chocolate bar. And Pinkie Pie tries unzipping a bag but confetti pops out. “Huh? I didn’t know I packed confetti in my bag.”
“I know they're in here somewhere...”
Twilight just looked at the three annoyed and she levitates a bag next to her and unzips it pulling out a chocolate bar. “Here you go ma’am, sorry for the inconvenience.”
“It’s no problem at all. Here you go.” Lemon Hearts gives Twilight three bits.
“Thank you for your business ma’am.”
“No problem.” Lemon Hearts heads back into her house and closes the door.
“I got it! One chocolate bar for the nice...”
“Chocolate!! ”
“...lady”
SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight run off with Rarity chasing after them. “Chocolate!! Chocolate!! Chocolate!!”
SpongeBob, Twilight, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie are sitting in a diner going over there next course of actions.
“We're not doing so well, guys. We need a new approach, a new tactic.”
“Umm, I got it. Let's get naked!”
“No, let's save that for when we're selling real estate. There must be something. What was the reason we bought those bags?”
“To carry the merchandise?” Twilight said rhetorically.
“Well, there’s that…but what was the other reason?”
“He said we were mediocre.”
“That's it Patrick! He made us feel special!”
“Yeah, he did. I'm going back to buy more bags!” said Pinkie Pie running off.
“Me too!” Patrick shouted excitedly running after Pinkie Pie.
“No, wait you guys!” shouted SpongeBob and Twilight. Patrick and Pinkie Pie freeze where they are.
“Why don't we try being nice?”
“Oh, ok.” Patrick and Pinkie Pie said in unison.
“That’s actually not a bad idea SpongeBob. Let’s try it.”
A few minuets later SpongeBob, Patrick, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie are walking up to a house.
“Remember everyone, flatter the customers. Make them feel good.”
“Don’t worry SpongeBob, I already got it covered. Ready Patrick?”
“Ready Pinkie.”
Patrick knocks on the door and Noteworthy answers the door.
“Hello?”
Pinkie Pie is holding up a giant cut out heart with her and Patrick staring at him. “We love you.”
Noteworthy just stares at them and slams the door.
“Huh? What happened?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“I think you laid it on a teensy bit thick there, old pals. Let me try.”
SpongeBob rings the doorbell and Noteworthy opens the door again, but slowly.
“Just, please, go away!”
“Uhh...ahem. H-How ya doin'?”
“How am I doing?”
“Wanna buy some chocolate?”
“We got him now!” shouted Patrick and Pinkie Pie.
“Sorry, chocolate has sugar and sugar turns to bubbling fat. Isn't that right, lover boy?” Noteworthy points at Patrick and his stomach is bubbling.
“Hehe, it tickles.”
“As you can see, me and chocolate no longer hang.” Noteworthy shows a picture of a fat version of himself when he was 13. “You can keep that for five bucks.”
Patrick holds up a pile of bits. “I'll take 10!”
Twilight knocks the bits out of Patrick’s hands and pushes Patrick down the road. “Keep moving lover boy! Keep moving!”
“We haven't sold one chocolate bar.”
“You do know I sold a chocolate bar to Honey Hearts right?”
“Really?”
“Yup.”
“Ooookay, we’ve sold one chocolate bar, but still I have a feeling we're too easily distracted.”
Patrick is watching Pinkie Pie juggle while she’s walking on her hind legs.
“Huh?”
“Let's make a pact right now that we will stay focused on selling at the next house.”
“Agreed.” said Twilight.
“Say what?” asked Patrick still staring at Pinkie Pie.
“Let's shake on it.”
“Right.” SpongeBob and Twilight shake hands/hoof while Patrick had finally looked away from Pinkie Pie.
“Did you two say something?”
“Remember guys, focus.” SpongeBob knocks on the door and Sea Swirl opens the door. “Yes?”
“Good afternoon ma’am, we're selling chocolate bars.” Hypnotic music plays while Patrick and Pinkie Pie stretch there eyes back and forth on Sea Swirl like Kaa the snake.
“Why are these two staring at me?”
“Focusing.” replied Pinkie Pie and Patrick as Sea Swirl slowly retreated back into her house with Pinkie Pie and Patrick’s eyes following her.
“Back up, Jack!” She slams the door on Patrick and Pinkie's eyes. Patrick and Pinkie Pie look around her house.
“Nice place you got here!”
“Yeah, It’s super duper neato!”
A few minuets later SpongeBob, Patrick, Twilight and Pinkie Pie are walking down the street again. SpongeBob and Twilight are conversing while Pinkie Pie and Patrick are just eating there merchandise.
“I can't understand what we're doing wrong.”
“We know what to do, but we’re going about it the wrong ways.” replied Twilight.
“There must be something to this selling game that we're just not getting. Other people do it, I mean look at that!” SpongeBob points to a giant billboard.
“'Eat Sun Chips: They’re Delicious'” read Pinkie Pie.
“They are most certainly not delicious.”
“I agree. They taste too stale.”
“Not the way I use them.” said Patrick and Pinkie Pie.
“Yet they sell millions of bags a day.”
“Well, maybe if they didn't stretch the truth, they wouldn't sell this many.”
“That's it, Patrick. We've got to stretch the truth.”
“I don’t know SpongeBob are you su-”
“Chocolate!”
SpongeBob, Patrick, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie run off at top speed until they arrive at another house.
“The kill.” Patrick and Pinkie Pie repeat simultaneously.
SpongeBob rings the doorbell as an elderly pony answers it.
“Yes?”
“Hello, young lady.”
Patrick and Pinkie Pie chuckle.
“We're selling chocolate. Is your mother home?”
“Mom!”
Her mom, who is a worm-like shaped person, comes up in a wheelchair. “What? What! What’s all that yelling?”
The four look at her in pure shock.
“You just can't wait for me to die, can you?”
“They're selling chocolate.”
“Chocolate?”
“Yeah!”
“What? What are they selling?”
“Chocolate!”
“What?”
“Chocolate!”
“I can't hear you!”
“THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!”
“They're selling chocolate?”
“YEAH!”
“Chocolate. I remember when they first invented chocolate. Sweet, sweet chocolate. I always hated it!”
“Oh, but this chocolate's not for eating!” SpongeBob said nervously.
“It’s not?” Twilight replied confused.
“Nope! It's for—”
“You rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever.”
“Really Patrick?” asked Twilight.
“No, no, no...”
“Live forever, you say? I'll take one.”
The daughter smacks her forehead and she gives Twilight fifteen bits as she gives her a chocolate bar.
“Come on, you lazy Mary! Start rubbing me with that chocolate!”
“I hate you!” She closes the door and SpongeBob jumps for joy.
“We did it guys! If we keep exaggerating the truth, we'll be fancy living in no time!”
“Hooray for lying!” cheered Patrick and Pinkie Pie.
“Guys no! We can’t just-”
“CHOCOLATE!! ”
The four run off at top speed again. A few moments later the four arrive at another house.
“It'll make your hair grow.”
“Great, my wife's trying to grow a beard.” said Goldengrape.
“It'll make you sound smart!” Twilight said nervously.
“I'll take 20!” Mr. Greenhooves.
“It'll keep your face from getting any uglier!”
“Just in time.” replied a Pink Pony that looked just like Patrick.
“It’ll help you break the 4th wall!” said Pinkie Pie.
“I’m already doing that!” said Pinkie Pie’s clone.
“Oh, *giggles* right!”
“They’ll help make you fly.” said Twilight.
“You'll fall in love.” said SpongeBob.
“They'll bring world peace.” said Pinkie Pie with a rainbow in her hooves.
“You'll walk through walls.” said Patrick as Pinkie Pie actually walked through a brick wall.
“You'll rule the WORLD!” said Pinkie Pie and SpongeBob.
A few moments later SpongeBob, Patrick, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie are all bandaged up and Patrick uses two of his rumors to ring the door bell and Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and SpongeBob chuckle.
“This'll be the best lie yet!” said Pinkie Pie.
“Yeah, this guy will feel so sorry for us, he'll have to buy all of our chocolate.”
“I don’t know SpongeBob, this doesn’t feel right.”
“Aw, don’t worry Twilight, we’ll apologize to the good people after we’re done.”
“I’m not sure that’s going to work the way you think it will SpongeBob.”
The door opens.
“What can I do for you kids?”
“Hello, would you like to buy a chocolate bar? We need an operation.” said Pinkie Pie.
“Really? Small world.” The griffon walks out in a body cast. “What's wrong with you guys?”
By this point the whole group is in shock.
“Uhh...we've got some head trauma and eternal bleeding.”
“*sigh* Some guys have all the luck. I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms.”
SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and Twilight look sad.
“At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.” the wheel under his leg breaks off. “Oh no!” he falls down the stairs and groans.
“Quick guys, let's help him.”
“Agreed!” said Twilight.
SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie carry him inside while Twilight uses her magic to lift him.
“Careful. Put him down gently.” despite SpongeBob’s words Patrick drops him anyway.
“Ow!”
Twilight gives Patrick an ‘Are you serious?’ look.
“…What?”
“You poor, poor man. If there's anything, anything we can do to help you...”
“Well, there is one thing. As you can well imagine, my medical bills are extremely high. But luckily, I'm able to keep myself alive by selling chocolate bars.” The group looks across the room and sees boxes of chocolate bars stacked on top of more chocolate bars. The four take the boxes and head outside while the crippled griffon looks out the window at SpongeBob, Twilight, Pinkie Pie, and Patrick walking off. “Such nice kids. It does my heart good...” he unzips his cast showing that he is the griffon from before. “...to con a couple of class-A suckeroonies like those guys! Ha-ha-ha-ha!”
With the others, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie are carrying there boxes while Twilight is levitating her boxes with magic.
“Don't get me wrong, guys. It's great that we helped that guy out but there's no one else in town to sell chocolate bars to.”
SpongeBob falls backward and the box he was carrying falls on his face. “Let's face it guys, we're failures.”
“I can live with that.” Patrick puts his box on top of SpongeBob's then sits on it.
Pinkie Pie places her boxes down and sits next to Patrick. “Me too.”
Twilight places her boxes down gently and stands next to SpongeBob. “Don’t say that SpongeBob, we can still do it.”
Rarity appears behind SpongeBob. “Chocolate!! ” her shout is so powerful she knocks the entire group across the path.
“No! Please don't hurt us! No please have mercy!” pleaded SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie pleaded hugging each other.
“Okay Rarity, let’s just calm down, let’s just calm-”
“Finnaly! I've been trying to catch you guys all day! Now that I've got you right where I want you...” Rarity’s calm and collective nature returns and she pulls up a wagon full of gems. “...I'd like to buy all of your chocolate.” SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie drop all their chocolate they have. Chocolate falls out of Pinkie Pie’s hair and a Hershey Kiss falls out of Patrick's shorts. SpongeBob, Patrick, Twilight, and Pinkie Pie melt into puddles of there respective colors.
“Thank you for your patronage Rarity.”
A few minuets later Patrick and Twilight are pushing the wagon while SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are riding inside the wagon with the gems.
“Are we living the fancy life yet, SpongeBob?”
SpongeBob pops up from under the gems in the wheelbarrow. “Not yet, pally. First we got to spend all the money.”
“But what are we gonna spend it on?” Patrick’s question makes SpongeBob and Twilight to start thinking.
-Five hours later-
Squidward walks up to the waiter all dressed up. “Good evening, sir. Table for one please.”
“Sorry, but the whole restaurant has been rented to two private parties.”
“But it's my only night to be fancy. Who could afford to rent out the whole restaurant?”
"Oh, just four rich entrepreneurs and their dates."
Inside the restaurant SpongeBob, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Fluttershy are sitting at a table, while Pinkie Pie and Patrick are sitting at a table for two people and are sharing a milkshake.
"It's really nice that you guys invited us to The Diner . I heard this place was nice, I'm glad we got to try it."
“No problem Fluttershy, I think this idea went pretty well.” said Twilight. “It had a rough start, but I guess the end result is good enough.”
“I just wish you guys had told us about your chocolate idea, we would’ve helped!” said Rainbow Dash.
“The idea was sorta last minuet, but we made it work right SpongeBob?”
“Yup! And I think Patrick is enjoying it too.”
They turn to Patrick and Pinkie who are just drinking there milkshake staring at eachother.
Author's Note
This episode was requested by chaos2012, Break V, lol2424242424. Please enjoy and I’ll see you all next request.
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
‘Ahh, lunchtime at the Krusty Krab. Everyone is enjoying their Krabby Patties.’ The lights go off as everyone in the Krusty Krab screams and runs for cover’ ‘Huh?! What’s this?’ The doors and windows are quickly covered by metal panels.
“Can you spot him, Mr. Squidward?” asks Mr.Krabs.
“Down there, sir!” Squidward points to a krabby patty that’s bouncing to the door.
‘*gasp* There appears to be a Krabby Patty napping in progress!’ The krabby patty shoots a laser hole big enough for it to go through at the door and it makes it escape. ‘There can only be one culprit: Plankton!’
“Finally, victory is mine! I win, I win, I win!” said Plankton laughing evily.
“He got away, sir.”
“Nooooo!”
“What’s wrong guys?” asks Pinkie Pie walking up to the three.
“It’s Plankton! He’s finally stolen my secret recipe!” said Mr.Krabs sitting on the floor.
“Don’t worry Mr.Krabs. He hasn’t taken it yet! Because he has yet to escape…”
SpongeBob rips off his skin to reveal, himself. While Pinkie Pie ripped off her fur to reveal her super hero costume. Her costume was just Pinkie Pie in a red mask, blue cape, and blue pants. “SpongeBob and the Pink Menace! Let’s go SpongeBob!”
“Right!”
Later SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie peek out through under the sewer with binoculars in hand and hoof. Soon they catch a peek at a krabby patty jumping through the crowd.
“A-ha!” They both shout as they chase it behind some buildings. “Hey!” Shouts SpongeBob as the krabby patty flies up with a propeller. “Tartar sauce! What now?”
“Never fear SpongeBob, for the Pink Menace is never without proper equipment.” Pinkie Pie moves her cape to revel a tiny square is on her back, soon a pole rises out of the square and two propellers extract and begin spinning rapidly. Soon Pinkie Pie begins floating and SpongeBob grabs onto her hooves and they fly after the krabby patty to the top of a building.
“Huh? How will this help?”
“Watch.” SpongeBob blows air into his hat like a balloon-like ball and jumps off the building.
“Oooh, I get it!” Pinkie Pie does the same thing and bounces after SpongeBob.
The two bounce off the ground towards the krabby patty and they bounce past a cowboy and a cowgirl. “Yeehaw!”
The patty walks into a magic shop and comes back out with funny glasses on. SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie then stop in front of the patty. “Have you seen a Krabby Patty?” asked Pinkie Pie. “It’s about this tall and...” Both SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie look up and reads the sign 'MAGIC SHOP'
“Wow, a magic shop!” Pinkie Pie shouted excitedly. “Are you a magician? One time, I saw this magician and he did this thing...anyway, and then he told us, 'If you believe in yourself and with a tiny pinch of magic, all of your dreams can come true.'”
Plankton removes the krabby patty. “Argh! I can’t take it!”
“Plankton! It’s you!” yells SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie.
“Yes, and after all these years, I thought I was the master of torture. But that...that just wasn’t fair! Here. Take the stupid patty, I don’t want the secret recipe anyway. I guess my restaurant will never be as good as the Krusty Krab. You don’t know what it’s like to be a loser.” Plankton begins to cry and SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie pat him on his tiny back.
“Aww, cheer up Plankton. We think you’re a winner.”
“Wh-what did you say?”
“I said, we think you’re a...” A bunch of ponies run up and point at Plankton.
“Loser!”
Planktons jumps away from group and walks back to his restaurant.
“How does it feel to be the most hated thing in Equestria, Plankton? It hurts, doesn’t it? I know!” said Squidward shaking his tentacle fist.
“Yeah, and for running you out, we’re going to make these kids honorary town rookies of the day.” said Mayor Mare putting a big donut with a ribbon on it around SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie.
For they are jolly good rookies, for they are jolly good rookies, for they are jolly good rookies...
Everyone throws SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie into the air.
“I’ll bet if he had just one friend, he wouldn’t be such a meanie.” SpongeBob said to Pinkie Pie.
“Or two.” she said smiling.
“Pinkie, you’re a genius.”
As SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie come down, they stop singing and leave them. Later, Plankton hears a knock on his door at his restaurant.
“A customer?” Plankton opens the door with a towel over his tiny arm. “Our special today is chum...” Plankton notices its SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie at the door “...balaya.”
“Hi, Mr. Plankton.” greeted SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie.
“Haven’t the two of you degraded me enough for one day?”
“No. I mean...we want you to come out and play with us.”
“Wha?”
“Play with us.” clarified Pinkie Pie.
“You two know how to induce thermonuclear fusion?” Plankton asked with interest in his voice.
“No, but we like to go...”
Plankton closes the door on them and walks back into his lab. “Those naïve morons! How long must I suffer this?”
“You’re not letting them leave, are you? Can’t you see? This is the perfect opportunity for revenge!”
“Elaborate.” Karen shows images of a krabby patty and SpongeBob.
“Befriend the SpongeBob, and that pink pony too to really sell the deception. Then when the time is just right, take the Krabby Patty!”
“Take the Krabby Patty?” Plankton quickly runs back to the door.
“Get moving genius, don’t em’ him get away.”
Plankton opens the door and sees that SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are still standing there.
“Alright, you two, I’ll play your little game.”
“Great!” SpongeBob grabs Plankton and puts him on Pinkie Pie’s back and they run off. “Last one to the park is a rotten clam!” At the park SpongeBob is holding a durian. “So, I toss the durian to Pinkie Pie and then she tosses it to you.”
“And?”
“At that point you throw it back to me and then I throw it back to SpongeBob. But be careful, these types of durians explode after being tossed around for so long, so make sure you’re not holding it when it goes off!”
“Really?” Plankton imagines ruling Bikini Bottom with durian bombs. “All knees will bow to Plankton! Hail, Plankton! I win, I win!”
“It’s not about winning, it’s about fun!”
“What’s that?”
“Fun is when you...fun is...it’s like...it’s kinda...sort of like a... what is fun?”
“I think it would be best explained through a song!”
“I couldn’t agree more Pinkie.”
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me! N is for anywhere and anytime at all! Down here in the town of ponies!
F is for fire that burns down the whole town U is for uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors when you-
“Plankton!” Pinkie Pie interrupted. “Those things aren’t what fun is all about.”
“She’s right, do it like this.”
F is for friends who do suff-
“Never! That’s completely idiotic!”
“Here let me help you.” said Pinkie Pie grabbing Plankton by his tiny arms getting him to dance.
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me!
“Try it!”
N is for anywhere at anytime at all Down here in the town of ponies!
“Wait! I feel all tingly inside…should we stop?”
“No, that’s how you’re supposed to feel.”
“Yeah Plankey! It’s not a bad feeling!”
“Good! Because I like it! Let’s do it again!”
“Okay!”
F is for frolic through all the flowers
U is for ukulele
N is for nose picking, sharing gum, and grass licking, here with my best buddy
Mr.Krabs who is looking through a telescope, watches SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie play with Plankton.
“Arr, Mutiny.”
Later at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is changing clothes.
“And after that we frolicked through the flowers and then Pinkie Pie swallowed a coconut whole! It was amazing!”
“Sounds like fun.”
“Well the really fun part was when we...”
“Where’s the Krabby Patty?”
“The what?”
Karen shows a krabby patty on her computer screen. “The Krabby Patty, remember?”
“You can’t rush these things you know.”
“You’re forgetting about the mission!” Her screen then shows a formula.
“What are you talking about?”
“You’re going native, Plankton! Look at yourself!” A metal arm picks up Plankton and shows him wearing square pants like SpongeBob's.
“What?
Later at the Krusty Krab.
“I haven’t seen Plankton in a while. He must be scheming.”
“Who knows? Maybe he’s changed.”
“Who knows? I think you knows!” Mr.Krabs shows a picture of him, Pinkie Pie, and Plankton holding up the letters for FUN.”
Plankton and Pinkie Pie enters the Krusty Krab.
“SpongeBuddy! Yoohoo!” both Pinkie Pie and Plankton call out. SpongeBob runs over to the two.
“Plankton-buddy! Pinkie-buddy! Let’s go! I forgot this is a no friend zone.”
“SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie may I speak to the two of you in private.” Mr.Krabs turns to Plankton. “You won’t mind if I set this here, will you?” He puts a plate with a krabby patty on the table and pushes it toward him as the three make there way to the kitchen.
“What’s this all about, Mr. Krabs?”
“He’s a thief. Look at the lust in his eye, he’s...”
“Why can’t you just accept our friendship?”
“Yeah! Is it that hard to believe we’re friends?!”
“Yes it is Pinkie! You don’t believe it because, like SpongeBob, you’re too naïve to understand. He’s just after me recipe. I’ll prove it to the two of you.” Mr.Krabs walks up to Plankton. “Ah, you must be hungry after that long walk over here.”
“Oh, yes, but I’m saving my appetite for some popcorn at the movies.”
“Uhh...suit yourself.” Mr.Krabs walks off then comes back to push the plate closer to Plankton and uses a fan to get the smell to Plankton.
SpongeBob turned off the fan and picks up Plankton. “We’ve had enough of your little tests, Mr. Krabs!”
“Yeah! Come on guys, let’s get out of here.” said Pinkie Pie as the three made there way out the door.
“Maybe the lads were right. Maybe Plankton’s gone straight.” The plate falls down revealing that it was cardboard. “Or maybe parasprites will fly out of my pants!” Mr.Krabs takes the register boat and paddles to the movies. “Hold on there laddies, I’m a-comin’!”
At the movies SpongeBob Pinkie Pie and Plankton are sitting in the front row. SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are enjoying there popcorn while also giving popcorn to Plankton. Then Bubble Bass comes down and sits in Plankton's seat, squishing him.
“Me too! What about you Plankey?!” Pinkie Pie sees Bubble Bass in Planktons spot. “Hey Bubblebass, you’re sitting on our friend!” Bubble Bass doesn’t move he only gets comfortable in his seat.
“Don’t worry Pinkie, I have an idea.” SpongeBob whispers as he fills his hand with popcorn. “Hey Bubble Bass!” SpongeBob throws the popcorn and Bubble Bass runs after it.
“Thanks for that, friends.”
“Sure thing, pal.”
“Listen up!” shouts Mr. Krabs as his shadow is on the movie screen.
“Mr. Krabs?” said SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie in unison.
“He’s deceiving ya! Reach into his pocket now and take what he’s got!” The ponies reach in their husbands pockets and takes out a watch, some money and a piggy bank then run off. “You too, kids!”
SpongeBob reaches into Plankton's pocket and takes out a krabby patty. Causing both him and Pinkie Pie to gasp in horror.
“I can’t believe this!” said Pinkie Pie.
“It’s not what you think.”
“What is it then? What do you see here?” said SpongeBob.
“I...I don’t see anything.”
At this point SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are crying. “How can you not see it?” they both ask.
Plankton then starts tearing up. “Ok, ok, I see it! It’s a Krabby Patty, ok? I couldn’t help it!”
“But we sang the F.U.N. song!” said Pinkie Pie.
“I think I’m gonna be sick.” said SpongeBob holding his stomach.
“How long?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“How long what?”
“How long were you planning on doing this?” said SpongeBob holding Plankton in his hands. “Tell us!” Plankton breaks down crying. “What?”
“Alright, it’s true! I tricked you both into getting the Krabby Patty! But then you both showed me the magic of friendship! And now I realize, that’s all I ever really wanted.”
“Really?” asked SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie.
Plankton then grabs the patty and jumps towards the screen. “No, not really. Being evil is too much fun!” Plankton runs off laughing evilly.
“Oh darling, I know that nothing could ever tear us apart.” said the pony on the screen as Plankton rips through the screen causing the light to click on.
“Mr. Krabs, he’s gone. He got the patty. He won.”
“Ho-ho, no he didn’t, SpongeBob! Don't you two know what’s behind these screens? Solid concrete!” Mr.Krabs laughs as Plankton is squished on the wall. Mr. Krabs then takes the krabby patty.
“We’re sorry, Mr. Krabs. We thought Plankton had changed.”
“Yeah, we’re really sorry.”
“Don’t blame him, lads. No friendship could withstand the allure of a Krabby Patty! Now let’s go back to the Krusty Krab and have a fresh ones on me!”
“Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs!” said SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie jumping for joy.
“Well, maybe on a discount.” Mr. Krabs flicks Plankton off the wall and onto Bubble Bass's jellybeans. As Bubble Bass reaches for Plankton he runs around his hand so he doesn't get caught. Screaming in terror.
Author's Note
This episode was requested by Eurobeat11 and Timey-Wimey. Please enjoy and- ATTENTION!! ATTENTION!!
Oh no, it’s the attention warning! What’re we gonna do?: This is a message to all of my readers, the next episode I’m gonna do is not an episode. It’s the SpongeBob Movie! This request was given to me by promethian.
But Ultima, How is that relevant to anything?
Simple actually, it’s gonna take me a while to do the WHOLE movie, plus the fact that I’m going on a vacation with the family to Georgia at the end of the month. So if I’m not done by then I’m afraid the wait will be extended, so this is just a heads up.
But Ultima, what about my suggestion?
Don’t worry, I’ll get to them as quick as I can, so even if I don’t post the full movie before my vacation keep giving my your requests, I WILL get to them, I promise. So until then, stay safe my readers, and brony/pegasister on!
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
Mermaid Man and Barnicle Boy IV
‘Ah, the Krusty Krab. Through these doors pass all the many kinds of wondrous and strange life.’
“Through the double-doors... away!” Shouts Mermaid Man as he charges into the Krusty Krab, knocking away two ponies who were going for exit.
‘And also these guys.’
“I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man!” said Barnacle Boy as he walks in next to Mermaid Man.
“N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against eeeeevil!”
“What a dive.”
“To the register... away!” They approach the register where an extremely bored Squidward greets them.
“Can I help you?” asked Squidward with as much optimism as ever.
“A double Krabby Patty and Two Sonic Rainboom cupcakes for me, and a silly meal for the lad.”
A nervous look appears on Barnacle Boy’s face “It's not for the toy, I just-- I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know?”
“Whatever. 5 dollars, please.”
“You got it, bucky.” Mermaid Man pulls off one of his bra-shells, opens it, and pulls out a metal nut with rust. “Will this cover it?”
“No.”
Barnacle Boy get in front of Mermaid Man. “Listen, Big Nose, this guy has been saving your butt since you were born. Don't you got a living legend discount or something?”
“This is a restaurant slash bakery, not a lending library. And who are you calling Big Nose, Big Nose?” Squidward and Barnacle Boy press their noses together, 'hmm'ing and flaring their nostrils at each other until Barnacle Boy takes off his hat, pulls out a $5 bill and tosses it over to the register.
“Well, next time danger threatens, don't expect any help from us!” With that, he walks off.
“I'm shaking. Hmm, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.” The wall next to the ordering window presses in with SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie's imprints, and then SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie burst through.
“Did he just say Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy?!” asked SpongeBob with the anticipation eating away at him.
“I think so!” said Pinkie Pie as giddy as a school girl.
“Must... get... autograph!” said SpongeBob as one hand reaches out and tears a pen out of Tom's shirt pocket. The other grabs a piece of paper outside the restaurant. While Pinkie Pie just simply pulled out a pencil and tablet from her hair.
“If you wanna grow up strong like me... you gotta leave room for seconds.” said Mermaid Man as he pulls up his shirt a bit, revealing a gigantic gut. “Here comes our waiters!” Those ‘waiters’ turn out to be SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie who are psychotically running toward them.
“Aaaauuuutoooograaaph!” they both said in a tone that would give most 5 year olds nightmares.
“Holy sea cow, it's that Sponge-kid and that Pink Migraine!” shouted Barnacle Boy in pure fear.
“Quick lad,” shouted Mermaid Man who was now standing up which caused his pants and belt fall down “t o the invisible boatmobile! Away!” He grabs his pants and holds them up, leaving his belt behind as the two make their way out of the restaurant. As they reached the parking lot, they noticed that a lot of ponies decided to take their carriage’s out today and they lost their invisible car amongst everyone else carriage.
“Where'd we park?” asked Barnacle Boy.
“Uhh...”
Back in the Krusty Krab SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie finally approach the table the two elderly heroes once sat in. “Can we have your autograph?! Can we have your autograph?! Can we-- they're gone!” They notice Mermaid Man's belt and gasps. “Mermaid Man's belt!”
“Come on! We’ve gotta return it!”
“You’re right Pinkie, follow me!” SpongeBob picks up Mermaid Man’s belt the two quickly bolt out the door.
“Wait! We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm!” Mermaid Man pulls out his boat alarm and presses a button. A car flickers in and out of visibility thrice, revealing the invisible boatmobile to be a pink Cadillac. “There she is!” They run over and jump in the car and Barnacle Boy hits the seat divider.
“Yeeow! I told you we shoulda got the automatic!” SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are still running after them.
“Hey guys!” shouted SpongeBob.
“Wait up!” shouted Pinkie Pie
“We've got something for you—” The two said in unison in slow-mo as they pull out the belt.
“Floor it!” shouted Barnacle Boy.
Mermaid Man put his foot on the gas peddle and the boatmobile drives away.
“You forgot your belt!” shouted SpongeBob.
“You forgot—” Pinkie Pie tried to shout only to get cut off by the loud roar of the Invisible Boat Mobile. The two look at belt in awe.
“Mermaid Man's secret utility belt! The emblem of submersible justice! For sixty-five years, this belt has helped prevent the fall of nations... and pants. I can't believe I'm actually holding it in my hands!” said SpongeBob.
“I can’t believe we’re holding it at all!” said Pinkie Pie bouncing up and down. “This is THE coolest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“True Pinkie, true. Well, I guess we should return it. I mean, that IS the right thing to do right?”
“Yeah, I guess you’re right.” Pinkie Pie said with sadness in her voice.
The two start to take a step forward, but then dashes back to the kitchen. SpongeBob now has the belt on. “Or not! We could just hang onto it 'till after work...”
“Sounds good to me!” said Pinkie Pie.
“All alone with Mermaid Man's belt. This is just too cool!” said SpongeBob.
“It sure is, I wonder what this button does!” Pinkie Pie presses a button on the belt and a green light flashes out and zaps a barrel of pickles which becomes tiny. SpongeBob picks up the barrel with one finger and holds it in front of Pinkie Pie. “Whoa! The small ray!” They both marvelled in unison. Then a smile creped it’s way across SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie’s faces.
-with Squidward at the register-
“Here's your shake, sir.” He starts to hand him the shake, but he is startled by a loud noise from the kitchen and SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie's giggles. The shake lands on the guy's head, the guy punches him and leaves. There are more flashes, noises, and giggles from the kitchen. “Grr...”
-in the kitchen, SpongeBob places a tiny Krabby Patty on a cockroach's back and Pinkie Pie places a tiny cupcake next to it-
“There you go.” said Pinkie Pie as the cockroach walks off.
“Come again, sir.” called SpongeBob as Squidward barges in.
“SpongeBob, what's going on in here? And Pinkie, didn’t I already told you about loitering on the premises? Huh?” Squidward notices everything is tiny: SpongeBob's hat, his spatula, Pinkie Pie’s party cannon, and her cupcake supply. He then sees the cockroach eating a tiny patty while also taking a few bites of the pink cupcake at a tiny table. “Why's everything all... tiny?”
SpongeBob shifts the "M" on the belt to the back.
“We don't know.” They both say in unison.
“What do you got there?”
“Nothing.” said SpongeBob.
“No, really.”
At this point SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are backed up against the wall.
“Nothing Squiddy... Honest.” said Pinkie Pie.
Squidward gave Pinkie Pie an annoyed look. “You’re lying.”
“Wh-What makes you say that?” The pink party pony asked nervously.
“Because your hair looses its puff when you lie.”
Pinkie Pie’s hair then poofs out and droops down. “I-I don’t know what you mean.”
“You two've got something alright, let's see it!” Squidward grabs the belt.
“No! NO!” Wailed SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie as Squidward sees the "M" and gasps.
“Is that Mermaid Man's belt?”
“Yes.” they both admitted.
“Wow! I can't believe he'd lend it to you two!”
“Me, uh... either.” They both said laughing nervously. Squidward gasps in mock astonishment.
“He didn't lend it to you, did he?”
“Please don't tell!” said SpongeBob.
“You stole it!”
“Please don't tell!” pleaded Pinkie Pie.
Squidward raises his hand. “Oh, I'm telling.”
“Squidward, if Mermaid Man finds out, he'll kick us out of his fan club for sure! Please don't tell!”
“Uh-oh! There's the phone!” Squidward points at the phone located conveniently a few feet from them.
“Don't!” said Pinkie Pie.
“I'm walking towards the phone!” said Squidward as he walks towards it.
“No!” shouted SpongeBob.
“I'm getting closer to the phone!” Squidward moves his tentacle towards it.
“Do-o-o-on't!” the two cried out.
Squidward picks up the phone. “And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for...”
“I'm begging you!” SpongeBob starts tearing himself in half and Pinkie Pie just slams her head through the kitchen floor boards.
“Hello. I'd like to speak to Mermai-“ A green ray of light zaps Squidward and he is shrunken. He lands on a little table safely. “What did- what?-” The phone hits Squidward on the head. “Ow!”
“Hello? Hello?” called Mermaid Man from the phone before Pinkie Pie hangs it up.
“What did you two morons to me?”
“I'm sorry, Squidward, but you made me do it!”
“SpongeBob, if you and that pink happy psychopath don't return me to normal size right now, you two will hear from Celestia about this!”
“Uh... uh... okay, uh...Pinkie did you leave this thing on from the last time you used it?”
“Yeah, it’s still on.”
“Oh, okay…good…now, uh…”
“I said now!” called Squidward.
“Uh...” Zooming in on the belt it shows the dozens of switches, buttons, dials, and gauges on it. Seriously, you’d have to be a freaking rocket AND computer scientist to use this freaking thing. “Uh...”
“Do you hear me?!” shouted an enraged Squidward as a ray of light zaps him, he now has about twice a baker’s dozen worth of eyes. “Holy Celestia’s grandma! Get it off me! Get it off me!” He flings all the extra eyes off like a wig. “Dah! *huff* *huff* Don't you two know how to work that thing?”
“Not really.” said Pinkie Pie, she then holds up a manual named ‘Mermabelt Manual’. “We didn’t get past the index yet.”
“No! We don’t need it! I can do it!” shouted SpongeBob as he keeps zapping Squidward, but Squidward keeps getting malformed and tortured. Eventually, Squidward, who is now charred, has reached his limit.
“Stooooop! I've got an idea. Let's call Mermaid Man and Celestia and we’ll-” SpongeBob instantly grabs Squidward and holds him in a tight grip.
“NO! I can't let you do that!”
“But there must be someone else who can help!” said Pinkie Pie.
“Yeah!” SpongeBob started. “Someone smart and wise, with years of life experience...” SpongeBob and Pinkie run past Twilight’s library and run up to Patrick. “Patrick! Patrick! Patrick, Patrick!” they both call out. Patrick is sleeping with his face on a windowsill. He wakes up and stammers.
“Oh, hi, SpongeBob. Hi Pinkie!”
“Patrick, I was at work playing with Pinkie Pie and Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy came, and we got this belt, and look!”
Pinkie Pie pulls Squidward out of her hair and Patrick gasps in excitement.
“A Squidward action figure! Let me play with it!” Patrick then snatches Squidward from Pinkie Pie
“No, Patrick!” the two called out.
“Fighter pilot!” Patrick makes fighter pilot noises while flying Squidward through the air “Dive bomb!”
“Patrick!” SpongeBob called.
Patrick holds up his fist. “And here comes a giant fist!”
“Patrick, NO!” yelled SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie causing Patrick to stop. “That's not an action figure! That's the real Squidward! I shrunk him by accident.” SpongeBob explained.
“Oh.” Patrick pauses for like…ten seconds, and then holds up his fist again. “And here comes a giant fist!” Squidward screams in terror.
Pinkie Pie stops Patrick. “Patty, you don't understand! This is serious! We don't know how to unshrink him! He could be stuck like this for the rest of his life.”
“Oh, don't worry about it. He'll find love one day.”
“You think so?” asks SpongeBob.
“Well, sure. But it'll be with someone his own size.” Patrick pulls out a pickle. “Like this pickle! See? They like each other!”
“No no no no no!” Patrick pushes Squidward and the pickle together and makes kissing sounds. “Ick.”
“Oh, if only we knew how to work this thing!” SpongeBob said turning to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie pulls out the manual again. “We could try reading the manual again.”
“No Pinkie, we don’t have time.”
“Lemmie take a look at it... hmm...” Patrick leans forward and after looking at it he points at it using Squidward. “You know what the problem is?”
“What?” asked Pinkie Pie and SpongeBob.
“You got it set to "M" for mini,” Patrick turns the "M" upside down, making it a "W". “when it should be set to "W" for wumbo.”
“Patrick, I don't think wumbo is a real word.” said SpongeBob.
“Come on SpongeBob.” said Pinkie Pie bumping SpongeBob gently with her elbow. “You know: I wumbo, you wumbo, he she it, wumbo, wumbo, wumboing...” She rambles on like this and Squidward just escapes to his thoughts.
“I wonder if a fall from this height could be enough to kill me.”
“...wumbology, the study of wumbo?”
“It's first grade, SpongeBob!” finished Patrick.
“Guys, I'm sorry I doubted you.”
“Well alright then. Let 'er rip!” SpongeBob presses a button on the belt. Green light shoots out and zaps Patrick, he is shrunken down next to Squidward on the ground in front of the random house. “It worked!”
“Oh, no!” the two said.
“Look, SpongeBob and Pinkie's giant! Can I be giant next?”
“Patrick, we're not giant, you shrunk too!” said SpongeBob.
“You're kidding!” Patrick pulls out his pickle which shrunk along with him. “Good thing I still got this pickle!” he then kisses it three times.
“Hey! Now will you take us to Mermaid Man? Or at least Princess Celestia?” Squidward called from Pinkie’s mane.
“NO! He can never find out!” SpongeBob shouts, nearly knocking Squidward out of Pinkie Pie’s hair. “But we'll think of something. I promise. Until then, you'll be safe in this jar.” SpongeBob pulls out a jar and puts Patrick and Squidward in it.
“You know what's funny? My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh, it's like a pun or something. Heh-heh.”
Pinkie Pie looks at SpongeBob and notices he’s starting to lose his cool. “Uh, SpongeBob? Are you okay?”
“It's only two people... no big deal, nobody else saw it...” SpongeBob said to himself, now sweating. Suddenly Sandy and Twilight walk up.
“Hi guys!” greeted Sandy and Twilight.
“Aaah!” Out of fear and shock, SpongeBob zaps both Sandy and Twilight and they shrink.
“What did... for cryin' o'... What did y'all do to us?”
“SpongeBob! Are you out of your mind?!” shouted Twilight.
“I'm sorry, guys!” he picks up both Sandy and Twilight and puts them in the jar. “Mermaid Man came in and-” Suddenly a wild Larry appears.
“Hey, SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie. What’s up?” SpongeBob screams, shrinks him, and catches him in the jar. Then, as if on cue Big Mac walks up.
“Howdy, SpongeBob, Pink-.” SpongeBob screams again, shrinks him, and catches him in the jar. Then, out of nowhere, Merry May walks up.
“Hi, Pinkie.” Pinkie Pie screams, grabs Mermaid Man’s belt straight from SpongeBob’s belt, shrinks her, and catches her in the jar, then both her and SpongeBob run off. Now picture this, two morons with a belt that can shrink things, just running lose in a city. Scary huh? Anyway, back to the story.
“Hello, SpongeBob.” Calls Mrs. Puffs as SpongeBob screams, takes the belt from Pinkie Pie, shrinks her, and catches her in the jar. Suddenly Caramel and his friends come by.
“Pinkie! What’s up?” Pinkie Pie screams, grabs the belt from SpongeBob, shrinks them, and catches them and their surf-gear in the jar. Discord then drops from the sky and lands in front of them. (Oh, and btw, if you didn’t already know, spoiler warning, but Discord is a friend of the mane 6 now.)
“And just what are you two up to anyway?” he said putting his hands on his hips.
“Woo! We're gonna have to get a bigger jar.” panted SpongeBob.
“Y-yeah.” huffed Pinkie Pie.
“SpongeBob, Pinkie, will you two just face facts? You've shrunken everybody in Equestria! You've got to go to Mermaid Man and Princess Celestia immediately!”
“Oh, Squidward. He'll be so disappointed.” said SpongeBob.
“Well, you can't leave us small forever!” said Sandy.
“Yeah! Some of us have work to do!” shouted AppleJack.
“Eeyup.” agreed Big Macintosh nonchalantly.
“You don't understand!” cried SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie.
“SpongeBob, you need to admit your mistakes.” said Mrs. SquarePants causing SpongeBob to stop crying.
“Mom?”
“Your mother's right, son. Mermaid Man will understand.”
“You're Mermaid Man, you old coot.” said Barnacle Boy.
“Oh, yeah.”
SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie lift the jar and look at Mermaid Man. “Mermaid Man?” said SpongeBob. “We're so sorry, it's just that we're such big fans, and your belt, and...”
“Oh, don't worry, son. I understand. Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen ought- eleventeen twelve, why I believe the president-”
“Just tell them how to unshrink us!!” called the ponies of Ponyville.
“Oh, yes. The unshrink ray... let's see, uh.. uh... did you set it to wumbo?”
“WHAT?!?!” The jar shakes and the jar pops off, and all of the ponies shoot out. They land on the ground and form the statement... “GET SPONGEBOB AND PINKIE!!” They make battle cries, sort of, and climb up SpongeBob and crawl into his porous holes. As for Pinkie Pie the citizens just pull out ropes, that…I guess were conveniently kept in their tails and they rope Pinkie Pie to the ground and they hog tie her.
“Now I have to drive five miles to go to the bathroom in my own home!” shouts Squidward as he kicks SpongeBob's stomach causing SpongeBob to jerk, holding his gut.
“And I need an elevator to climb one stair! HI-YA!” Sandy kicks SpongeBob's brain causing him to jerk forward.
“We've been shrinking for years!” Mermaid Man says to Barnacle boy.
“But this is ridiculous!” They both kick SpongeBob's eyes, which pop out of SpongeBob's head then return into their normal sockets. The Ponies keep on attacking SpongeBob's organs and bones, disfiguring him.
“EVERYTHING'S TOO BIG!!!” everypony shouts.
“I've got it!” SpongeBob unties Pinkie Pie and helps her up. “Pinkie! I’ve got an idea but I’m gonna need your help! Are ya with me?”
Pinkie Pie gently kicked a pony off of her left hind leg. “You bet I am!”
While Squidward and the other ponies were harassing more of SpongeBob's internal systems, they then see a big flash of green light through one of SpongeBob's porous holes. “Ta-da!” both SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie call causing everybody to pop their heads out of SpongeBob's porous holes. “Since we couldn't make you big, we made the city small!” the town is now shrunken. Everybody files out of SpongeBob. “And now, only two more thing to shrink.” SpongeBob pulls the "M" off the belt, faces it towards himself and Pinkie Pie and they pose like they’re getting their pictures taken. “Cheese!” they both said as SpongeBob shrinks themselves.
“I guess this is okay.” said Squidward.
“Yeah, what's the difference?” said Rainbow Dash.
“Good idea, guys.” said Twilight. Everyone cheers. While on the outside of Ponyville a bus drives by and Plankton gets off with two suitcases. He is now as big as the entire town, although the town is actually as small as him.
Author's Note
I know, all of you are thinking one of two things right now. Either ‘Ultima you son of a bitch! What the hell took you so damn long!?’ or ‘What the hell is this?! This ain’t the movie!’ And my answer to both is this: The reason why it took so long is because I am working hard on the movie request, I’m also working on other fanfics, and school is being an asshole. So please spare me your wrath and I promise I’ll keep doing your suggestions. I just need time, and A LOT of it. ‘But Ultima, what about the movie?’ Don’t worry about it, I’ll keep doing requests and do the movie at the same time, I’m already juggling 2 things, why not add 2 more to the list? But anyway, this episode was requested by Mania Man. Thanks for the request Mania Man and I hope you enjoyed, now you guys know the old story, send in your requests and I’ll do the rest. And YES the movie WILL be here, just please give me time. Now with that out of the way, until the next chapter take care, goodbye!
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
Author's Notes: What. Is. Up everybody? Yeah I know. "Bruh back in 2015-2016 you promised you'd be back and start typing up episodes, and now right when MLP is ending you decide to come back?!" Yes. I know I promised I'd come back and I was fully ready and willing to come back too. But life got busy and my interest to continue just flat out died. But here I am 7 years later, still alive, and plenty of free time on my hands. How I'll be doing things now is I'll post 1 story every once in a while when I have nothing better to do and it'll be a random episode from every season of SpongeBob. Yes, even the one about Squidward's happies memory and the other bad ones because thanks to MLP being involved I genuinely believe I can take those bad episodes and make them good. No Squidward suicide jokes or torture porn on my watch. But anyway before we begin I just wanted to say thanks to the MLP fandom (post 2010-2014), Tara Strong, Hasbro, and everyone else involved with the ficids of MLP that kept not just the show alive and strong but the community as well. As I look back on MLP now that its ending and look back at all the crazy good shit YouTube had back then such as Amnesia The Dark Decent, the custom stories (such as The Small Horse Series, with which I made a FiM Fiction on that too! [shameless self plug in is shameless]), the YouTubers (such as EVOLF, Jack T. Herbert), as well as PinkiePieSwear/TheLivingTombStone/Jackie Lombardi/etc. You've all made being a fan of MLP super fucking awesome and it's been an amazing 9 years. Hell, MLP may not have made 10 years but 9 ain't half bad either. And so to any whom are still subbed and still use this site for whatever reason, or just so happen to stumble across this I wanna say thanks to you too. Y'all made the community great. I know that the MLP community has taken a nose dive throughout the years and isn't nearly as great as it once was all those years ago but we still have the memories of us in our prime. And that's all that matters. Anyway with all that done. Lets jump right on into today's episode.
[The episode begins with a man sitting at his computer desk as the camera pans in behind him before he's seen suddenly spinning around in his chair to face the camera] "Ahoy~! It's a SpongeBob, MLP special~" [said the man as he pulled up a TV remote and clicking the on button before an image of SpongeBob and Twilight could be seen arm in arm while smiling at the screen. The screen then cuts to black as the episode starts at the Krusty Krab where the customers are crowding in front of the little window where SpongeBob could be seen cooking. Everyone in Ponyville was gawking at his skill and tenacity with a spatula ranging from the Mane 6 to Bubble Bass whom was sitting on Squidward, poor Squidward was trying to struggle his way to freedom from the thick of Bubble Ass's cheeks to which he only free's half his body before looking up at the fellow fish and ponies gawking at Spongebob]
"You people are proof that evolution CAN go in reverse!" [Shouted Squidward angrily which in turn made everypony look back at Squidward with disgruntled expressions on their faces]
"Shh!" [Was the only response Squidward got from them which also got both fish and pony spit all over him before they went back into the kitchen to watch SpongeBob juggle the Krabby Patties and roll them onto the grill, three patties remain spinning until SpongeBob "shoots" them flat by shooting a finger gun, leaving the customers in awe]
"Wooooooooooow~! Can you BELIEVE how GOOD he is with a spatula?! He's like some kind of gourmet chief!" [said Pinkie Pie as she starred at SpongeBob with utter glee and energy that would only befit someone of her caliber]
"I know right?! I may be the fastest pony alive but his quick wrist could actually rival me if I were to take up cooking. I dunno if he'd beat me if I tried but I'd say he'd be a close 2nd place." [said the ever confident Rainbow Dash whom merely smirked at Pinkie before looking back at SpongeBob work his magic in the kitchen]
[SpongeBob then sprays ketchup and mustard on the buns before banging on the grill to send the patties flying to make six perfect Krabby Patties] "Ta-da!" [SpongeBob proclaimed proudly as the customers applaud for his talented performance]
"Oh, impressive! That's most impressive!" [applauded Bubble Bass, blown back from SpongeBob's skill in the kitchen though the noise in the Krusty Krab has Mr. Krabs come into the room]
"Mr. Squidward, why aren't these walking wallets spending money?" [asked Mr. Krabs as he looked at the now free Squidward whom just free'd himself from the deadly bubble ass]
"Because they're too busy watching SpongeBob cook!" [Squidward said while looking at Mr. Krabs whom merely smashed him to the floor to look over him and into the kitchen]
"What? [asked Mr. Krabs in confusion with an audible "Ow!" coming out of Squidward after getting stepped on before Mr. Krabs would climb onto the customers and take a more clear peak in the kitchen to see SpongeBob is spraying ketchup and mustard on the buns] "Hmm. Well, he's not exactly maximerizing his worktime with those flourishes. But, boy, does that boy-o have talent." [with that his eyes become light bulbs with dollar signs on them and soon turns them on with his nose] "Ding!"
"Uhhh...Mr. Kay, y'all right there partner?" [Apple Jack asked with a suspicious look on her face from his sudden antics]
"Nothing be wrong Apple Jacker! Only the realization that talent equals money!" [Mr. Krabs said before darting off screen and coming back seconds later with a mallet in hand which made the customers turn and run as they see Mr. Krabs preparing to smash a hole in the wall, Squidward screams and runs away as well after finally getting up from getting smashed by Krabs only to see a reeled up mallet about to kiss his skull, Mr. Krabs then smashes the wall really hard and makes a massive hole between the kitchen and the dining room just as SpongeBob finishes his juggling act and turns around he becomes startled to see the massive hole Mr. Krabs made] "I have X-ray vision! I can see through walls!"
"YOU CAN?! Can you see into my belly then? I may have swallowed Mr. & Mrs. Cake's House Key with my breakfast this morning and I'm not too sure if its in there or not." [said Pinkie Pie, her speech starting off in excitement before ultimately calming down to get the rest of her statement out to SpongeBob, her hooves resting on her tummy to try and give SpongeBob a specific area to look at though the sound of jingling keys could be heard]
"Calm your waters, lads. I just knocked it down. Nobody has X-Ray vision, and Pinkie is still an anomerly that no one in this town can figure out." [said Mr. Krabs as he walked into the kitchen]
"Awww...Then how am I supposed to know that I swallowed the house keys or not?!" [Pinkie Pie asked in a disappointed tone as she looked at Mr. Krabs whom merely ignored her at this point]
"Wh-Why'd you do that?" [SpongeBob asked in a fearful jibbery tone due to his fear of having so many eyes on him]
"In the restaurant business, it's called an open kitchen so the customers can watch the cook, cook." [Mr. Krabs said with a smile while looking down at the frazzled fry cook]
"Oh, Mr. Krabs, I don't think I can take that kind of pressure." [SpongeBob responded in a nervous tone while looking up at his boss]
"Nonsense. You're a born performer." [Mr. Krabs responded in a nonchalant manner before he looked around to see a closet] "Ooh!" [he had then carried SpongeBob to said closet] "Here." [Krabs then took out a pen to draw a star on it] "You even got your own dressing room. See? Huh? Huh?"
"Hmm? Uh..." [Mr. Krabs, with confusion written on his face, approached the door to jiggle the doorknob only to find it was locked] "Come on, boy-o, it's showtime!"
"I can't! I've got stage fright!" [SpongeBob called out from beyond the door while whimpering with a mop on his head]
"SpongeBob, if you don't come out, you're fired!" [Mr. Krabs called out which made SpongeBob reluctantly come out of the closet though he looked nervous and rigid upon looking at everypony in the Krusty Krab looking over at him]
"There he is!" [Mr. Krabs announced towards his customers while flicking SpongeBob's hat off before placing a toque on his head] "ChefBob!" [He would then grab SpongeBob and close the closet with his foot] "Me little star!" [Krabs announced before pushing SpongeBob to the grill] "Break a leg. Break two legs."
"My leg!!" [shouted the ever popular Fred as he held up his leg towards Mr. Krabs]
"Shut up, Fred!" [shouted Mr. Krabs, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash in unison before Krabs would make his leave] "Ta-da! Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da!"
[The customers would cheer though SpongeBob is still really nervous and unsure about this open kitchen business at this point, though he would grab a patty and he wipes the sweat off his forehead before getting to work]
"Uhhh…..Is he feelin' alright? That weren't sanitary." [AppleJack asked with a suspicious look on her face towards SpongeBob's sudden behavior]
"Maybe it's just how he gets warmed up. He's probably never cooked in an open kitchen before." [stated Rainbow Dash with a suspicious yet also analytical look on her face while rubbing her chin with her hoof]
[SpongeBob would then put the patty onto the grill, but accidentally burns it, but instead of grabbing a new patty he would instead grab a bun filled with mustard and puts the burnt patty on it along with his shoe and a bar of soap on the patty before he would present it which made the customers seem confused] "What?" [asked Big Mac with a really confused look on his face which would make Mr. Krabs get a little nervous, but tries to keep his cool by smiling] "That's just wrong!" [Fred would suddenly shout sternly at the display which would make SpongeBob grab a tube of toothpaste and smears it on the patty which at this point had the customers look at him as though his sanity had dribbled out one of the many holes in his head]
"Alright, there's nervous and then there's just plain incompetence. C'MON SPONGEBOB! DO SOMETHING RIGHT ALREADY!" [shouted Rainbow Dash as she looked at SpongeBob whom was getting more and more rigid by the second]
"Come on, boy-o! Razzle-dazzle em'!" [Mr. Krabs said as he got close to SpongeBob's face with an equally nervous look on his face only for SpongeBob to hide under the grill trying to think of a solution to his stage fright problem]
"Oh, what do I do? What do I do?" [SpongeBob asked himself in a quiet tone that made him seem more like Fluttershy's spirit had entered him or something, until he would see a paper bag lying near him] "Huh? Oh!" [SpongeBob then grabs the bag and makes it into a small little puppet version of himself, ChefBob before slowly showing the puppet to the customers and Mr. Krabs which would catching the customers off guard for a second but before Rainbow Dash, AppleJack, or Pinkie Pie could interject SpongeBob's act would begin]
"Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?" [asked Chief Bob which made the customers shrug in confusion as they couldn't figure out how to respond to it, one customer was gnawing on his hoof as a result of hunger] "I guess I am."
"Welcome, welcome to my job in the kitchen of ChefBob! I cook and dance, I wear square pants, cooking for this hungry mob! Your order, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease~!" [said ChefBob in a singsong tone which resulted in three order up bell dings just before the customers would cheer in delight which made Mr. Krabs rub his claws together]
"The little ChefBob is a sensation." [Muttered Mr. Krabs with a big grin on his face before the scene would change to all of the customers gathering around to see the ChefBob show Mr. Krabs had set up, ChefBob would have an entire area to himself where the register once stood so he could speak to all the customers while cooking for them, the show would soon begin with ChefBob coming out from the curtain]
"Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?" [ChefBob asked in a cheerful tone while looking around the kitchen area]
"We are!" [shouted the customers in sheer elation which, in response, ChefBob grabs some patties and juggles them, rolling them onto the grill so that three patties would remain spinning until ChefBob "shoots" them flat with a finger gun just like how SpongeBob did earlier making the crowd go cuh-ray-zee making SpongeBob grin happily at ChefBob's performance to which the little hand puppet would flip three patties before grabbing one with a whip which he would give the patty to a cowboy and stamps a picture of himself with a branding iron]
"Isn't this GREAT~? That little hand puppet routine SpongeBob got is REALLY popular! If he keeps this up EVERYONE in Ponyville AND Canterlot will want to come over and see the show~!" [stated Pinkie Pie amongst the table with AppleJack and Rainbow Dash]
"It's kinda odd when you look at it at first but you get used to it real quickly. I dunno how SpongeBob can make inanimate objects seem so life like but maybe that's his magic?" [Rainbow Dash said while watching ChefBob get to work giving the customers the ol' razzle dazzle]
"Maybe Twilight can explain it the next time we bring the group here. She can usually explain stuff like this way easier than most magic types we know." [AppleJack suggested before downing a cup of Apple Cola with gusto]
[Though the show was going on without a hitch the first problem would rear its head with Clay looking at his watch] "Oh-ho! Look at the time. I gotta get home and get my beauty sleep." [said Clay as he stood to his feet which caught Squidward's attention]
"Oh, what died on that guy's neck? Oh, it's his head." [Squidward's insult was accidently heard out loud by ChefBob whom quickly took in the action and gave the appropriate reaction, coming up with an idea seconds after hearing it, his grand plan was to use insults to make himself popular in the eyes of the public and to fully enact on said plan he slid his way over to Clay just before he could leave]
"Hey, what died on your neck? Oh, it's your head!" [mimicked ChefBob out loud which made the customers laugh, including Rainbow Dash but Squidward was offended by it and AppleJack and Pinkie Pie merely looked at each other with a surprised yet also suspicious look on their faces, poor Clay on the other hand felt embarrassed at first, but soon laughed uncomfortably along with the customers]
"Oh, that little plagiarist. That was my line." [complained Squidward as he pointed at himself]
"Obviously, the sleep hasn't been helping!" [said Clay nervously before making a hideous face as he continued laughing uncomfortably at the attention brought upon him]
[Though much like AppleJack and Pinkie Pie, SpongeBob had became shocked at what he just heard] "D-did I say that? I didn't say that."
[Daisy would be another of the laughing ponies though she would grab ChefBob to look him in the eyes] "Hey, do me! Insult me!"
Alright. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you? [ChefBob would end this zinger with a finger pointing at Daisy's green hair which made everyone laugh yet again with Rainbow Dash pounding the ceiling she was hovering near with tears in her eyes]
"That was a good one." [Daisy said while pounding her hoof in laughter]
"She's telling us! If Rarity heard that one she would've bust a gut!" [Rainbow Dash sputtered out through her laughter as tears rolled down her face though AppleJack and Pinkie Pie weren't moved]
[ChefBob would soon be grabbed yet again only by SpongeBob this time and dragged under the counter] "ChefBob, we don't speak like that to our customers." [he said, attempting to scold the bad behavior out of the seemingly alive hand puppet only for the session to be interrupted by the familiar voice of Big Mac] "Me next! Shoot me a zinger!" [shouted Big Mac which caught AppleJack off guard]
"Oh no, not Big Mac too!" [said AppleJack with a look of worry and fear for what was about to go down which caused ChefBob to go back up, ignoring what SpongeBob was trying to say the whole time]
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't get that." [ChefBob responded in a sarcastically apologetic tone before pulling out a bow and fake arrow to shoot it on Big Mac's head] "I don't speak "goober!"" [The paper with the word "Goober" rolls down on the side of Big Mac's head and the customers laugh]
[Big Mac would end up laughing with the others before speaking up] I love it! Guilty as charged! [said the gentle giant though despite his words a tear would roll down the side of his face with a blank smile to boot which would be the last straw for AppleJack but before she could protest the customers would yell out at ChefBob to make more insults and give him bits and jewels, he even gives them their autographs for their books and their children which would surprise both AppleJack and Pinkie Pie at the mere sight of such bizarre inversion of logic]
"Oh, great. I've created a monster. A funny, talented monster." [Squidward said with a disappointed look on his face as ChefBob would bask in the popularity]
"Uhhh….we're gonna have to step in and make this right. Aren't we?" [asked Pinkie Pie as she looked over at AppleJack whom pulled her hat down with a dead serious Texas styled show down expression on her face]
"Ya dag gum right we are." [AppleJack stated with a tone to match her face as the scene changes to ChefBob powdering his nose in his dressing room]
[Mr. Krabs was right behind SpongeBob and his living hand puppet, laughing and flicking money into the air with elation at his new found wealth] "Oh, I gotta hand it to ya! That new insult comedy act is really bringing in the money!" [Though Krabs was having a fun time it would soon come to an end when SpongeBob, with a sad look on his face, turns around and gives Mr. Krabs a paper] "Ah, what's this, here?"
"Sorry, Mr. Krabs. It's a list of things ChefBob needs for his little dressing room." [SpongeBob said with a down apologetic tone]
"Oh-ho, does he?" [Asked Mr. Krabs in a playful jesting tone as he begins to read the list] "Fresh cut seaweed." [his smile turns upside-down] "A manicurist for SpongeBob's puppet hand?" What? [seeing the list of demands go down further and further on the list, Krabs began to get angry] "A bigger dressing room?!"
"In the meantime, we'll just take over your office, Blubber Boy." [said ChefBob as he pointed straight at Mr. Krabs' nose]
"Blubber Boy?!" [shouted Mr. Krabs in anger as his belly blubber causes his lower shirt to slide up so the blubber underneath to slag out, though Krabs was quick to pull the shirt down before ripping up the paper] "No way!" [Krabs protested as he stomps the paper bits on the ground]
[ChefBob in response grabs Mr. Krabs Street Fighter command grab style before sliding a finger up to Mr. Krabs' nose] "What's the matter, Krabs?" [flicks his nose] "You don't like money?" [whacks Mr. Krabs in the face with money]
[Mr. Krabs takes the money and puts it in the bag with a saddened look on his face] "What?... Of course I like money. The office will be ready in five minutes." [Mr. Krabs said in a weepy tone before leaving]
"ChefBob, I think your insults are mean and hurtful. What do you say we just go back to the Krabby Patty routines, huh?" [asked SpongeBob in a soft tone which only made ChefBob get in his face]
"Need I remind you that my insults pay your salary? [ChefBob asked in a stern tone while pointing at SpongeBob]
"Yes, sir. I mean, no, sir." [SpongeBob said before the door to their changing room was bucked open by AppleJack]
"SpongeBob! We'd like to haven a word with ya!" [AppleJack said in an intimidating tone as she trotted in with Pinkie Pogo Stick bouncing in with her]
"Yeah! There's nothing wrong with adding jokes into your routine but those jokes were just mean, hurtful, unconstructive, and overall NOT funny!" [Pinkie said as she got in SpongeBob's face only for ChefBob to get in her face as a result]
"Oh I'm sorry, I forgot that my act was to entertain the princess of this flea bitten town! Not the flea bitten also ran's that come into this place!" [ChefBob said in an angry tone which made Pinkie gasp]
You take that back! The people of this town bathe regularly! [Pinkie said as she poked ChefBob's chest sternly]
"Guys! I'm not saying any of that stuff! Honest! ChefBob just suddenly started acting out! All I wanted was to feed the nice people of this town!" [SpongeBob said in an honest defense for himself which made AppleJack look at him in confusion]
"Say what now? SpongeBob. You're in control of the puppet. Nobody else. Ya make it sound like he's got a mind of his own." [AppleJack responded with her head slightly titled at SpongeBob's seemingly random comment]
"Ha! This walking pile of slag wouldn't have enough brain power to operate a light switch, much less actually multi-task in cooking and articulating someone of my intellect. Now c'mon ya walking sponge-puppet. It's time to greet the locals." [ChefBob said before forcing SpongeBob to his feet and having them walk out the room to which SpongeBob would mouth "I'm sorry" to both Pinkie and AppleJack before taking his leave]
"Uhh….AppleJack? You ever get that idea that the puppet just might be influencing SpongeBob just a teeny weenie tiny bit?" [Pinkie asked, now starting to question of ChefBob was alive or not]
"I have my doubts, but it could be that stage fright made SpongeBob crack in the attic if ya know what I'm sayin'. C'mon! Lets grab Twilight and maybe she can sort all this out!" [AppleJack said before she and Pinkie would leap out the window of the dressing room to head straight towards their shared castle to grab Twilight]
[After SpongeBob and ChefBob had left the closet, they were stopped by Squidward whom had an unamused expression on his face] "ChefBob, you stole my line! I do all the insults around here!" [Squidward announced with a hoity totty look on his face with his nose sticking up into the air]
[As a result ChefBob would grab Squidward's hand and gently rub it] "Oh, I am so sorry, Squidward. You're absolutely right."
"Um, oh, well, uh, thank you. It's—it's—it's really not such a big deal." [Squidward responded in both a shocked and embarrassed tone, not really expecting someone like ChefBob to seemingly just comply with a complaint about something like this only for ChefBob to quickly grab his arm]
"Let me make it up to ya!" [ChefBob said before dragging him and SpongeBob outside] "Hi, everybody! I'd like to introduce you to a very good friend of mine: Squidward Tentacles!" [The customers cheered upon Squidward's introduction which would make Squidward smile bashfully]
"Huh? Oh, no. Please, please, you're to—you're too kind." [responded Squidward in a surprisingly humble manner]
"I was gonna ask Squidward how old he was, but then I remembered he can't count that high!" [continued ChefBob with a roast that would incinerate inciner-roar on the spot]
"Huh?!" [Squidward asked in a dumbfounded tone, only now realizing he was the new sandbag ChefBob would use to try out his new material on as ChefBob sprays water in Squidward's eye and the customers laugh at his humiliation making Squidward shrinks down nervously to the point his body just vanished]
[the display would make SpongeBob growl as his last straw was just used up] "Alright, that's it!" [SpongeBob shouted before standing up from behind the desk to point straight at ChefBob angrily though ChefBob himself was just juggling patties with an uncaring expression towards SpongeBob's existence] "You can't talk to Squidward that way! He is one of my best friends!"
[Squidward would then reappear next to Mr. Krabs with a dull expression on his face] "That's even more insulting."
"Get a load of him, folks! He must've been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen!" [said ChefBob with one of his most savage roasts before grabbing a rubber chicken and hits SpongeBob right on the head with it which makes the customers laugh in response]
[Soon a burst of magic would be seen with Twilight appearing with AppleJack and Pinkie Pie at her side] "Okay, what's the big commotion going on around here?!" [asked Twilight with a suspicious look on her face only for Rainbow Dash to fly right next to her]
"Twilight! You JUST missed the most SAVAGE roast I ever heard in my life! ChefBob just slapped SpongeBob with a rubber chicken after calling him an accident!" [Rainbow Dash explained before bursting out into a fit of laughter, even falling on the ground as a result]
"What? I thought you said it was a puppet." [Twilight said as she looked at AppleJack]
"It LOOKS like a puppet! But I think it's controlling SpongeBob!" [shouted Pinkie while pointing at ChefBob]
"Well we're gonna have to fix this one way or anoth- what the-?!" [Twilight started only to get interrupted by the sight of SpongeBob grabbing the rubber chicken and goes to whack ChefBob with it, but ends up hitting Spike instead across the face]
"Ow! Not funny!" [Whined Spike whom still believed this was an act though the "act soon got intense between SpongeBob and ChefBob both getting into a fight, ChefBob flings SpongeBob to a table and crash onto it which makes the customers continue to think this is part of the act and continue to laugh as ChefBob grabs SpongeBob, swings him around and flings him to the bathroom]
"He scores!" **cheered Cloud Kicker as the customers rush into the bathroom after them with Twilight gently pushing her way to the front of the crowed with AppleJack and Pinkie Pie following suit only to be greeted by the sight of ChefBob trying to push SpongeBob down the toilet]
"Have a drink!" [said ChefBob while actively trying to drown SpongeBob whom was struggling to get up, but ChefBob pushes him down the toilet]
"What in the name of Jimmy Dean's Farm Hand's is goin' on?!" [AppleJack asked, knowing full well this wasn't an act]
"I TOLD you the puppet was alive! It's evil! Pure evil!" [Pinkie Pie shouted while pointing straight at the puppet]
"Well it's time we put a stop to this madness!" [Twilight said sternly only for SpongeBob to pull the lever, hoping to flush ChefBob down along with him]
"No, no!" [shouted ChefBob as he grabs the lever but gets flushed down the toilet anyway]
"What the-?! Where'd they go?!" [AppleJack asked worriedly to which the customers became worried as well at this point now that SpongeBob and ChefBob were actually flushed, though In the kitchen, SpongeBob and ChefBob emerge from the sink and crash into a box of spatulas only for SpongeBob and ChefBob engage in a spatula sword fight]
"En garde!" shouted SpongeBob and ChefBob as they fought each other with all their might, soon exiting the kitchen and continued their fight in the dining room while the customers watched, ChefBob was quick to remove the spatula from SpongeBob's grasp and went in to finish him only for SpongeBob to holds his ground and while keeping ChefBob's spatula from hitting him, though during this ChefBob cackles evilly with SpongeBob's reflection being shown eerily in his eyes as if he was about to win but just as ChefBob was about to deliver the final blow, SpongeBob lifts ChefBob, grabs the spatula with his teeth, and throws it onto a poster in the wall just narrowly clipping the hairs off Rainbow Dash's tail] "Hey! Watch it! Not cool dude!" [Raindbow protested while SpongeBob hopped in the boat, opens the cash register and slams the drawer onto ChefBob over and over and over and over and over and over again which made the customers gasp in fright and realize that SpongeBob and ChefBob's battle is not part of the act and is not funny at all, Twilight was just dumbfounded by what was going on while Pinkie Pie was holding up a sign reading "SpongeBob FTW! Death to ChefBob" the parents with a child had cried at the sight and before long the customers become disgusted with this and they take their leave from the restaurant just as SpongeBob collapses from exhaustion]
"Me customers!" [Mr. Krabs shouted before getting angry once again and walks over to ChefBob, who's punching SpongeBob over and over] "Alright, enough of this. Princess Twilight if you don't mind"
"With pleasure." [Twilight said before using a magic hand to pull ChefBob off SpongeBob's hand before trotting over the front door and used a magic shoe to boot him straight into the sky Smash Bros style until his body vanished into a twinkling star in the distance]
"Are you okay SpongeBob?" [Pinkie Pie asked as the gang all circled around him]
[SpongeBob sighed at what happened before nodding] "I learned a very valuable lesson today."
"To always be yourself and not hide behind a puppet?" [asked AppleJack while holding up a hoof to help SpongeBob to his feet]
"Well, yeah, that, but..." [SpongeBob started before holding up his swollen puppet hand] "...mostly don't slam your puppet hand in a register drawer." [he said as his hand throbs in pain as a result which made Pinkie Pie, AppleJack, Twilight, Rainbow Dash, SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs all share a laugh together]
[The scene changes to the next day with Squidward screaming at something on the television] "What is it, Squidward?" [SpongeBob asked as he, Mr. Krabs, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack was seen coming straight into the room to look at Squidward in confusion and worry]
"It's—it's alive!" [was all Squidward said as he points to the television]
[our focus then goes towards the TV screen which showed a title card reading "ChefBob Cooking with Insults Show"] "And now, it's time for the ChefBob Cooking with Insults Show! And here's your host, ChefBob!"
"Hi, everybody! Who's hungry?" [asked the very much alive ChefBob dummy as the live action audience cheers] "Alright. Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born pretty, what happened to you?"
[AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, SpongeBob, Squidward and Mr. Krabs are completely shocked and they all faint to the floor as Pinkie Pie is seen running all across Ponyville with the same image on a TV screen she was carrying on her back]
"I TOLD YOU! I TOLD ALL OF YOU! THE DOLL IS ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! IT'S EVIL! BANISH IT WITH THE POWER OF FREINDSHIP! BANISH IT WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIIIIIIIP!!" [Pinkie shouted while running through Ponyville as the words "The End" appeared on screen ending the episode.]
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
Author's Notes: "What the fuck?! Another episode in 2 days?! Does this mean-?!" Yes sarcastic satirical metaphor of my potential long time readers. I did post again and that means I am back. So if you message me by comments or DMs I'll ACTUALLY respond! "gasp" Shocking I know. Now today's episode is New Student Starfish. And this is actually a request. I know I literally just said yesterday that I wouldn't do requests but this time is an exception cause' honestly I do owe you guys for just up and leaving for 7 years. Next episode will be an episode of my choice though so just a heads up. Anyway ON WITH THE SHOW~!
[Today's episode begins in SpongeBob's humble abode in Ponyville as his boat alarm blares off which makes all nearby Ponies/Pegasai in the area to up and run while unicorns would just teleport out of the blast zone as SpongeBob turns off the alarm] "Time for Friendship School! Let er rip, Gary. [SpongeBob said as Gary pushes a button that sends SpongeBob jumping out of his bed and into the air, which causes SpongeBob to bounce off a chair while sipping his cup of tea] Ahh... [Gary is then seen slithering up to a toaster to push down to loafs of bread which pop out as toast out into the air, where SpongeBob catches them with his mouth to eat them, Gary then spits SpongeBob's pants into the air where SpongeBob lands on a target that Gary has painted] "Ta-da! Not bad, partner in crime. The toast could have been a little darker, though." [SpongeBob's statement makes Gary give him an "your welcome plot face" look as SpongeBob heads to the door] "See you later." [as he opens the door Patrick is seen standing there with a net in his hand]
"Hey, SpongeBob, want to go jellyfishing?"
"Sorry, Patrick, I can't. I have school today." [SpongeBob stated, starting off with an apologetic look before an energetic smile would pop up in replacement at the thought of heading to class]
"Well, what am I supposed to do all day while you're at school?" [Patrick asked with a worried look on his face]
"I don't know. I mean, there's always Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack, or Rarity you can hang with. What do you normally do while I'm gone?" [SpongeBob asked with a curious look on his face]
"Wait for you to get back." [Patrick said as he started to cry] "Hanging out with the others isn't the same without my best buddy..."
"Wait a second, Patrick. Why don't you come to school with me?" [SpongeBob asked after smacking his head from the idea]
"Hey, that's a great idea!" [stated Patrick as he looked at SpongeBob with newfound glee and excitement]
"Besides I'm sure Twilight wouldn't mind adding one more student to the fold. She's always willing to take in new folks to teach in the ways and magic of friendship." [SpongeBob said as he looked at Patrick while placing a hand on his shoulder while guiding him down the now empty neighborhood walkway] "You and me in school together as classmates! Think about it!"
[Patrick then began to imagine a Kindergarten Class photo of him and SpongeBob smiling goofy with each other] "Wow."
[The scene then cuts to them at Twilight's School hallway with SpongeBob holding out a hand to show Patrick the full interior]
"Brace yourself, Patrick. I'm about to introduce you to the greatest academic thrill ride of your lifetime." [SpongeBob then shows Patrick Twilight's Classroom]
[As a result Patrick laughs in joy] "And no line."
"Behold, Patrick, the Hallway Of Learning. As we made our way to Twilight's classroom we have plenty of bulletin boards that serve as reminders of her past lessons so we're never rusty." [SpongeBob then runs from Twilight's classroom door up to the water fountain] "And this is the Fountain Of Learning." [he then runs to the lockers] "And these are the Lockers Of Learning."
[Patrick then runs up to some stairs] "And these are the Stairs Of Learning, right?"
"No, they're just the stairs." [SpongeBob said before leading Patrick over to another set of stairs] These are the Stairs Of Learning. [SpongeBob clarified which then made Patrick look at the steps in awe]
"Where is everyone?" [Patrick asked, taking notice that the halls were surprisingly empty]
"I don't know. Home, probably. Class doesn't start 'till 9:00."
[Patrick suddenly, reveals a hilarious fun fact that he wears a watch, and looks at it] "6:20? But I thought you said you were late."
"Late for being early." [SpongeBob responded with a coy tone as he poked Patrick's chest playfully]
"Heeeeeeeey!" [Patrick started with a "you tricked me" undertone before he suddenly looked down at his watch] "When did I start wearing a watch?"
[We then cut to both walking into Twilight's classroom, finally] "And now, for the room with the most class: the Classroom."
"Ohh."
[SpongeBob then walks up to the chalkboard] "And this is the chalkboard. It's the ladle that helps us drink from the Fountain Of Knowledge."
"Ohhh."
[SpongeBob walks up to the Good Noodle Board] "And those drinks are recorded here on the Good Noodle board." [Though once his explanation was over SpongeBob looked at Patrick in confusion from his lack of "OOOO"s at that part]
[Patrick quickly took notice of this and shaped up] "Huh? Uh, sorry. Ohhhh!"
[SpongeBob then points to each star] "Attendance. Penmanship. Basic Desk Sanitation. Advanced Desk Sanitation. Kindness. Helpfulness. Friendship levels. Good Behavior. I'll add your name so you can start collecting good noodle stars, too." [SpongeBob then took a pen and wrote Patrick's name in the last empty space] "There you are."
"But look at all the stars you have. I'll never be that good." [Patrick said while pointing at the overwhelmingly over abundance of stars SpongeBob had in each and every category to the point he had a rainbow of stars coming from his name]
"Oh, now, Patrick. I'm just like everyone else, no matter how many stars I have. Ahem!" [SpongeBob then leaned into Patrick with a high pitched tone] "Seventy four~"
"Who said that?!" [Patrick asked in stupid confusion as he looked around the room as though anyone else was actually with them before running over to an egg in a glass display case with a lightbulb over it] "Was it him?"
"I doubt it. That's Roger, our class science project." [SpongeBob clarified as he walked over to the glass container]
"What does he teach us?"
"The greatest lesson of all: the precious value of friendship. You see, Patrick, Roger's shell represents the fragile line between life and death when either embracing or rejecting the awesome power of friendship. [SpongeBob then points the light bulb] "This light bulb represents knowledge and comradery. And without its energy and warmth, within minutes, Roger would die."
[Patrick then decides to be an idiot and starts turning the light on and off] "Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death! Life! Death!"
"Patrick!"
[Patrick then turns the light on and keeps it on this time] "Sorry."
[SpongeBob then plops his square ass on his chair and moves his desk to the front of the teacher's desk] "The best part about being early is you get to sit close to the teacher. Think you can handle the second chair?"
[Patrick then plops his large starry ass on his chair before scooting up next to SpongeBob] "I'm learning!"
"This is gonna be great!" [SpongeBob said before both got into a giggle fit just before the scene would cut to the beginning of class with Twilight and all the other students at their seats]
"Hello, class, my name is Ms. Twilight Sparkle. And the only reason I say that I see we have a new student. Mr. Patrick, I had no idea you were interested in learning the intricate knowledge of the magic of friendship. Though considering your friendship with SpongeBob I can't say I'm hardly surprised. Why don't you come up and introduce yourself to your new friends~" [Twilight said with a warm expression on her face while gesturing him to stand up and look at the other classmates whom all looked at Patrick with waiting smiles on their faces]
[Patrick whom was confused gestured over to SpongeBob to whisper at him] "Who's Twilight talking to?"
"You, Patrick, she's the teacher." [SpongeBob responded in a hushed tone]
"Oh." [Patrick said in shocked realization]
"Come on now, no need to be shy. Just tell the class your name. We're all anxious to meet you." [said Twilight in an encouraging tone as Patrick gets up to his feet with his desk and chair stuck to his guy as he looks at his fellow classmates]
"Uh...uh..." [Patrick started with a nervous expression on his face while looking around the class which made everypony look at him in confusion]
"We just want to know your name." [Twilight stated with a worried tone as Patrick only got more nervous]
"Uh...uh...uh! GAH! ...Twenty four!!" [Patrick suddenly shouted out of desperation which made the class laugh hysterically]
[Twilight had giggled nervously with an expression to match before shaking her head] "I guess that's the best we'll get out of poor Patrick."
"Oh man! Who thinks of a number when asked for their name?!" [Scootaloo asked while laughing her tiny little lungs out]
"I can't wait to tell AppleJack when we get home!" [said AppleBloom while pounding her desk with tears rolling down her face]
[Patrick then went to sit back down next to SpongeBob with a few nervous chuckles escaping him] "Why are they laughing?" [Patrick asked in a quiet whisper towards SpongeBob]
"I guess it's just in the timing." [SpongeBob answered with his usual smile]
"Oh." [Patrick then burst out laugh after a brief pause]
[Moments later Twilight writes on the chalkboard with a smile on her face at the prospect of getting everypony to know about the magic of friendship] "Today's first lesson will be on understanding."
"Twenty four." [Patrick muttered to SpongeBob which made both start to giggle, causing Twilight to pause for a brief second before she would continue writing]
"Hey, Patrick."
"What?"
"I thought of something funnier than Twenty Four."
"Let me hear it."
[SpongeBob then let out a stifled laugh] "Twenty five~" [both then had to try yet failed to hold in their laughter as Patrick goes red in the face while SpongeBob bangs his fist on his desk which ultimately got the CCC's in on trying to stop their laughter though this would ultimately make the three start to vibrate like daulshock PS4 controllers set on dangerously high]
[Twilight overhears this and suddenly places a hoof on her desk] "That's enough! Mr. Patrick, this is your first day, and I expected at least a couple goof ups from you so I'll let you off with a warning. As for you, SpongeBob, I expect more from a good noodle. Pay attention. That goes for you too Sweetie Belle, AppleBloom, Scootaloo."
"Yes, Ms. Twilight." [Said SpongeBob, Sweetie Belle, AppleBloom, and Scootaloo in unison]
"Now then, "understanding"; what every friend should know when it comes to maintaining and nurturing friendship. When you listen to your friend's problems, it is important to at least... [Twilight had started getting on her lecture role which while doing so Patrick places a paper on SpongeBob's desk]
[SpongeBob had then looked at the drawing Patrick gave him of Twilight as a bookworm and gasps] "Big Fat Book Worm? Patrick, you can't do that! She's the teacher!" [SpongeBob said in a hushed quiet tone]
"What about the teacher?" [Twilight asked in confusion as she used magic to levitate the paper from SpongeBob's hand which had made him scream then shiver as he bites his lip in fear as Twilight sees Patrick's drawing of her, as a result Twilight now appears the same shape as Patrick's drawing to demonstrate the "ugly" drawing] "As if I really look like this!" [Twilight then puts it a drawer with a bunch of other bad drawings of her such as lewd art and the like before she would return back to her original shape and approached the good noodle board] SpongeBob, I believe you know the punishment for two classroom disruptions. [said Twilight as she takes out a scraper which was a red indication of what was to come]
"No..." [SpongeBob muttered in a breathless whisper]
"I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but if one wishes to be a good noodle, one must behave like a good noodle." [said Twilight as she used magic to make the scraper slowly levitate towards a "good behavior star"]
[SpongeBob had then started to cry at the turn of events] I'm a good noodle! I'm a good noodle!
"You'll get this star back when you earn it..." [Twilight stated simply as the scraper started to peel under the surface of a "good behavior" star]
[SpongeBob then started wailing "No!" several different times as Twilight positions the scraper under the star to begin peeling it off the board, SpongeBob at this point begins to go berserk, bouncing up and down in his seat and banging his head on his desk, constantly panting as he bangs his head just after his head spins around on his body but when the glue holding the star to the board stretches to the point of it snapping off the board, SpongeBob's eyes roll to the back of his head and he faints, sliding out of his seat onto the floor which makes Patrick raise his hand] "Ms. Twilight, is it naptime?"
"SpongeBob, I've had enough of your nonsense. Now collect your things and move to the available desk in the back of the room!"
[SpongeBob then snapped back to life with a scarred and confused look on his face] "What, me? But why?"
"Because the Big Fat Bookworm said so. Now go!" [Twilight said before pointing her horn straight to the back of the room]
[SpongeBob whom had a humiliated look on his face passed Patrick with a mad look on his face] "Thanks a lot, Patrick."
"Sure thing, buddy." [Patrick said in his usual oblivious idiotic nature having no real grasp on what his drawing did to SpongeBob]
[SpongeBob then walks to the back with his classmates staring at him as he walked past them]
"Sheesh, I guess Patrick doesn't know the first thing about actually behaving in a public place huh?" [asked Sweetie Belle in a whisper towards AppleBloom and Scootaloo]
"Can't say I'm surprised but it's a shame what happened to SpongeBob." [AppleBloom whispered back before they all looked back at SpongeBob]
"Well, I guess I can be a Good Noodle from back here." [SpongeBob muttered to himself before taking a seat to look over at Twilight who's voice is receding as the distance between him and her is displayed through the metaphorical looking glass] "It's so hard to hear. What kind of student sits back here anyway?" [SpongeBob asked himself before reading the writing on the desk] 'Skool is 4 Chumps'? Where am I? [SpongeBob asked in pure fear while looking around worriedly]
"Psst, SpongeBob?" [Patrick suddenly spoke up in a hushed whisper]
"Just ignore him SpongeBob." [SpongeBob muttered to himself while starring hard at Twilight]
"SpongeBob, over here."
"Whatever you do, don't look at him."
"Psst, SpongeBob." [Patrick then grunts as he throws a piece of wadded-up paper at SpongeBob] "Psst, SpongeBob." [this time he throws a book at SpongeBob's head] "SpongeBob?" [Patrick then spits a bunch of spitballs on SpongeBob's face which amazingly (or annoyingly) somehow how flies under Twilight's radar, somehow] "SpongeBob? Psst, over here. I'm trying to tell you something. Something important."
"What?!" [SpongeBob asks in a low annoyed grunt]
"Hi." [was all Patrick said in a meek tone with a smile to match]
"HI?!" [SpongeBob asked in an understandably pissed off tone, removing all the spitballs, but then stops when he sees an angry Twilight looking over at him, covered in spitballs]
"Perhaps this would be a good time for recess." [Twilight suggested as the scene cuts to SpongeBob at his locker just setting things away with Patrick and the CCC's approaching him]
"Hey, buddy. Funny stuff in there, funny stuff." [Patrick said, still blissfully unaware of his situation]
"Patrick, don't ya think you owe SpongeBob an apology?" [asked AppleBloom while looking up at Patrick with an irritated look on her face]
"Yeah you can't just-" [Scootaloot started only for all of them to get their train of thought destroyed by SpongeBob whom angrily slams his locker]
"There is nothing funny about what you did in there, Patrick! You got me in trouble! You got me moved to the back of the room! You cost me one of my Good Noodle Stars!"[SpongeBob said as he dug his fingers into Patrick's chest before walking away from him]
"Who cares about a stupid star?" [Patrick asked as he furrowed his eyebrows at SpongeBob which was starting to make the CCC's uncomfortable with the situation]
"Gee, Patrick, it seems like you would care a lot about stupid stars, considering you are one!" [what would be followed was Super Hot Fiya's crew screaming the almighty "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!" in the background to signal....ladies and gentleman......we got em'!]
"I'll deal with you after class!" [threatened the now slated Patrick as he pointed at SpongeBob]
"It is after class!" [responded SpongeBob a group of students crowd around SpongeBob and Patrick chanting 'fight']
"I don't see anyone fighting, do you?" [Patrick asked while looking at SpongeBob]
"They're talking about us! We're fighting!" [said SpongeBob in a stern tone]
"Well, don't mind if I do!" [Patrick said as both start to punch towards each other though "towards" was the operative word here as the group of students start to quiet down as they notice SpongeBob and Patrick are punching, but missing at the same time looking like the goofballs they really were at their core which made the CCC's sigh in relief no one was getting hurt]
"This is embarrassing." [muttered a student as everypony leaves just as Twilight walks up and suspends both SpongeBob and Patrick up in the air by the hem of their pants]
"What's going on here?!" [Twilight asked in an angry look on her face which made the CCC's dive out of that situation with a HARD "nope"] "Well?" [Twilight asked sternly as she looked at Patrick]
"SpongeBob and I were fighting." [Patrick responded simply while looking at Twilight]
[Twilight gasped in disbelief and disappointment before setting both SpongeBob and Patrick down on their feet] "Fighting? Unbelievable. What happened to you two? You were both the picture of what friends are SUPPOSED to be! But in one day you guys go from that to FIGHTING?!" [Twilight asked in a somewhat angry but mostly disappointed tone as she starred daggers into both SpongeBob and Patrick making them both shiver a bit in fear] "Well, I can't believe I'm saying this, but, SpongeBob SquarePants, I hereby sentence you and Patrick Star...." [the lights then dim on Twilight and scary music starts to play] "to detention!"
"Detention!?" [SpongeBob asked in unadulterated horror]
"May Celestia have mercy on your souls." [Twilight then turns off the flashlight she was holding just as the scene cuts to classroom where SpongeBob is sitting at the front of the class and Patrick is sitting at the back]
"In one day, I've gone from Good Noodle to Bad Egg." [SpongeBob muttered in a somber tone before looking back at Patrick angrily] "It's all Stupid Patrick's fault. I hate you, Patrick."
"I hate you more."
"I'd hate you no matter what."
"Yeah, well, I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you."
[SpongeBob then stares at Patrick for a few seconds, then narrows his eyes] "I'd hate you even if that made sense."
"I'd hate you even if you were me. That's how much I hate you."
"I'd hate you, even if, uhh…" [SpongeBob then trails off as he tries to think of something else to say] "Um, I'd hate you..." [points to Roger's tank] "even if the light bulb keeping Roger alive went out." [The camera quickly pans over to where SpongeBob is pointing which then suddenly, the light bulb flickers, and then burns out completely, with smoke rising out of the light bulb] "Huh?"
"I'm sorry I called you a stupid star!!" [SpongeBob shouted in both desperation and sadness]
"I'm sorry I got you in trouble and got you moved to the back of the class and got your Good Noodle Star removed and shot the spitballs..." [Patrick said in equal desperation though his speech was sped up since his list of wrongs was much greater]
"I'm sorry your apology is so long!"
"Me too! Let's save Roger!" [Patrick shouted as they ran to Roger's aid]
[SpongeBob takes Roger and holds him snug in his hands] "I'll keep him warm and you get a light bulb from the supply closet."
[Patrick ran off immediately to open the door to the supply closet] "Ahh. Light bulb!" [there is a pile of working perfectly good light bulbs, but Patrick is looking at the one that is already plugged in at the top] "But why does it have to be so far away?" [Patrick asked before he begins to climb the pile of bulbs. SpongeBob tries warming up the egg by sitting on it, huffing and puffing on it, etc. while Patrick is still climbing the pile of light bulbs, wearing fancy clothing. Patrick finally reaches the top, blows a horn, removes his clothes, then runs down the pile with the light bulb] "I'm coming, SpongeBob!"
"Oh, where's Patrick? Aw, forget it. I've got to go find Roger some warmth." [SpongeBob stated before running while holding Roger out only to run into Patrick and both of their items are in the air] "The light bulb! Without its warmth, Roger will die!"
"Roger! Without him, the light bulb will have nothing to warm!" [shouted Patrick just before both would jump for the item that is closest to them and crash into the floor with an item in their hands. SpongeBob would put the light bulb back in the proper socket and Patrick with the egg back on the egg stand]
"We did it, Patrick! We saved Roger's life!"
"Good job boys!" [said Twilight as she turns on a light from behind the chalkboard] "I saw the whole thing from behind my one-way chalkboard, and I couldn't be happier with your teamwork. I've decided to give you each one gold star. This is the best form of team work I've seen in my class all year and that's saying something since most of my students usually use team work all the time to get through my classes~ Although I'm not sure what saving an egg has to do with Friendship School. But nothing a letter to Celestia can't solve~"
"Friendship School? I thought this was Spanish class. See ya SpongeBob. See ya Big Fat Egghead." [said Patrick as he leaves the classroom while waving at the two just as Roger's egg hatches]
"Hey what'd I miss?"
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
Author's Note: This episode was suggested to me by: "CaioCoia", please enjoy. Next episode will be one of my choosing so get hyped up for that one. It's one of my personal favorites in the entire SpongeBob series.
[On this episode we start with the camera panning in from above Winsome Falls, taking in the scenery until a voice could be heard from the surface]
"Good morning, Equestria!" [shouted the ever easily recognizable voice of SpongeBob as the camera pans into SpongeBob's location but instead of seeing him as we normally would we'd instead see his hand with his eyes and buck teeth drawn on it] "Ahh, what a beautiful day!" [SpongeBob said as his hand appears from a sand castle pineapple while walking down a path] "I wonder if Patrick's at home."
"Hiya, SpongeBob!" [Patrick responded almost immediately upon SpongeBob reaching a sand replica of Patrick's rock as his hand comes over with his face drawn on his hand] "Whatcha doin'?"
"Goin' over to Pinkie's place." [SpongeBob said as both hands walk off together and arrive at a sand-made Sugarcube Corner where Pinkie's hoof could be seen with her face drawn on it but with her tail made out of fake pink hair tapped onto the back to replicate her tail] "Hey, Pinkie! What's happenin'?"
"Hey there Spongy and Patty~! I'm just trying out my new cupcake creation! I call em' Sandy Cakes! Wanna try one?" [asked Pinkie as her hoof pulls out a small assortment of cupcakes made out of the sand on the river they were all situated next to which made Patrick quickly flick them all up into his mouth to eat them]
"Hmmm...A bit dry and flavorless.....I'll take two dozen~!" [Patrick said with a tone of sheer delight]
"Hold on there Pat, lets not hog all these sandy cakes to ourselves. Lets go over and see if Sandy will want some." [SpongeBob interjected as his hand placed its fingers on Patrick's hand to try and keep him from eating anything else]
"That's a great idea~! They are named after her after all. It wouldn't be fair if she didn't get to try the rest of the haul." [said Pinkie through her hoof, with that the group had made their way towards what would look like a sand replica of the treedome but SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie could see that it was nothing like what the treedome actually looked like]
"Hey, what's this? This doesn't look like Sandy's place." [said SpongeBob with a confused tone as the camera would zoom out to reveal the actual SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Patrick just starring at the hill of sand with confusion on their faces]
"Don't lose your barnacles, guys. Hi-yah!" [said Sandy as she went to chop the sand castle peak down making a sand image of Texas] "There it is!"
"What is it?" [SpongeBob asked in confusion]
"Oooooh! Its a house! I can see the little chimney on the far left corner!" [guessed Pinkie as she pointed towards the chimney-looking peak on Texas' state design]
"Didn't y'all learn a thing or two about Geometry? It's Texas." [Sandy asked in a tone of disappointment before gesturing towards her home state with her hand]
"Texas? What's a Texas?" [asked SpongeBob with a confused tone just as Rainbow Dash was seen above the river they were situated next to]
"DIVE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMB!!" [shouted Rainbow as she darted straight into the river which caused a wave to cover and ruins Sandy's Texas display]
"Ohh, it's nothing but a memory now. Especially since my last experiment dropped us all the way out here. My chances of going back are completely slim to none." [said Sandy in a saddened expression as she watched the sandy structure of Texas just wash away into the water]
"Uhhh...All right then. Let's make one of your treedome." [SpongeBob said in an awkward manner before kneeling down to hold up a piece of sand]
"You know, all of a sudden, I don't feel like sand castles, SpongeBob. I'll see y'all later." [Sandy said as she walks off from them back towards Ponyville]
"Hm? Sandy?" [SpongeBob asked worriedly as he, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie stood up to watch Sandy walk away]
[Though her action didn't go unnoticed as AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, and Rarity had approached the group to see Sandy walking away too] "What's up with Sandy?" [Rainbow Dash asked while folding her hooves]
"I think you made her sad cause' you washed up her sand impression of a place called "Texas"? [Pinkie Pie stated in confusion, not entirely sure on how to pronounce this foreign land she had only heard of a couple moments ago]
"Texas? What's a Texas?" [Rainbow Dash asked with a confused look on her face but before SpongeBob could answer Rainbow quickly waved her hand dismissively] "No no, never mind I don't care about Geography that much! I'll just go apologize!" [with that Rainbow Dash had darted off towards Sandy and skidded straight to a stop in front of her] "Hey, Sandy! Don't go dipping out on our good time just cause' of a sand castle mishap. I didn't even know you were making one when I did the dive. I'm sorry, alright? Now lets get back to the river. This camp trip has only just begun."
"Huh? O-Oh no Dashie. That's not why I'm leaving. It's...Something else. I just need some time to myself." [said Sandy before brushing past Rainbow Dash whom had a confused look on her face]
[SpongeBob then took his turn by jumping right next to Sandy and performed Karate poses] Hahahaaaai-yah! Dooooo Wahoo-Daiyeee!
[Sandy had stopped after passing him with an apologetic look on her face] "Aww, SpongeBob, I'm not feeling up to karate now."
"Oh-ho. I get it. Not feeling up to karate, huh? Whatever you say, Sandy." [SpongeBob said in a playfully sarcastic tone before turning around, though little did he know Sandy actually left him behind] "Boy, I hope Sandy doesn't attack me from me from behind~ Hi-yah!" [SpongeBob had then grabbed AppleJack from behind, thinking it was Sandy approaching him and flips her over onto the ground which makes AppleJack growl at him before getting on her front legs to buck SpongeBob right past Sandy with her hind legs]
"Oooooh, that's gonna hurt tomorrow." [Pinkie said with a grimaced look on her face]
"Maybe next time he'll listen to Sandy when she tells him something?" [Rainbow Dash asked while shrugging her shoulders before they went to try and catch up to SpongeBob and Sandy]
[SpongeBob then pulls out a surf board and catches up to Sandy with a smile on his face] "Surf's up, Sandy!"
"No, thanks." [Sandy said in a somber tone while continuing to walk, leaving SpongeBob behind as the group enters the flower fields near Fluttershy's home where butterflies were abundant in the area]
[SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie are seen running after a cluster of butterflies with a net in SpongeBob's hand while Pinkie was holding a net in her tail] "Boy, there's nothing like going butterfly hunting!" [said SpongeBob as the group were swinging their nets around though AppleJack and Rainbow Dash were just following after Sandy]
[Though meanwhile in Fluttershy's home she was seen tending to her animals before her head would perk up all of a sudden] "I don't know why...But I think I'll buck SpongeBob's face in later." [she said aloud to herself randomly before going right back to work]
[We then cut back to the trio running after butterflies while laughing, only for Patrick to fall on his face before getting back up to run again] "Look, Sandy, we caught one!" [SpongeBob said with a smile on his face as he held up a net full of butterflies]
"Listen, SpongeBob. Right now, I don't want to build sand castles, play karate, or eat butterflies." [Sandy said, though her tone was still saddened it definitely sounded like a plea to just be left alone at this moment]
[SpongeBob merely laughs as he shakes his head] "We don't eat 'em! We let 'em go!" [SpongeBob said before pushing his net up to let the butterflies fly in freedom]
"Fly away, little critters!" [said Patrick with a smile on his face]
"Fly! Be free~!" [Pinkie Pie said while pushing the net back up with her hoof to let her butterfly clusters all fly off in freedom]
"Go on, go back to where you belong. Run along, back to your family and friends. I know they miss you as much as you miss them. Hurry, before they forget you and leave you behind. Remember: there's no place like home!" [SpongeBob said while ushering the butterflies away which made Sandy teary eye'd which definitely caught Rainbow Dash and AppleJack off guard at such a display before looking at each other with worried expressions on their faces until Sandy finally cries, completely filling her helmet with tears. Upon realizing this she takes a flusher handle and attaches it to her helmet before pulling it down and all the water drains out to let Sandy gasp for air and pants] "Sandy, what the heck are you crying about?" [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone in his voice]
"I ain't crying! My cooling fluid just sprung a leak!" [Sandy said sternly while pointing at the cooling fluid tank on the side of her *space suit which kept the temperature elevated while inside the suit]
{Author's Note: Some of you may wonder why I still have Sandy in her suit since there's air and not water, to put it simply: The suit is already part of Sandy's character design. Not only can I NOT imagine Sandy wearing anything else, it'd be a shame to just toss it out when you can still do cool things with it.}
"Sandyyyyyy…" [said the group with unamused looks on their faces which made Sandy retreat on her tone]
"Oooooh, I guess I'm just feeling a little homesick." [Sandy admitted as she looked at the group]
"Homesick? But this is your home isn't it? I mean now anyway. *You guys did say it yourself when you got here that there was no way back since the level of science wasn't nearly as advanced back where you all came from." [said Rainbow Dash while rubbing her hoof on her chin to try and remember what Sandy said when the group first arrived there]
{Author's Note: Yes I am sprinkling exposition as to how things got to this point. I kinda wanted to make an episode based on this back in 2014 but I feel as though that's movie territory. Hell I may do that as a season finale before going onto Season 2 which may incorporate both SpongeBob AND MLP episodes. But that's an idea for another time.}
"Yeah I know but...Moving to a new place with no way to get back isn't necessarily the best circumstances to get used to a "new home"." [Sandy said while looking at Rainbow]
"Well she ain't entirely wrong there. Getting plucked from home. And then dropped off in some other strange land. It can be hard feelin' like you belong." [said AppleJack with a sympathetic look on her face]
"Homesick, huh? Mmmhmmmmm….." [SpongeBob then gets a thinking look on his face before the scene would transition to Sandy in a blindfold as SpongeBob and Patrick take her somewhere] "Almost there."
"Heck gum it, SpongeBob, what is it?" [Sandy asked with a somewhat annoyed tone in her voice]
"Uhhh...SpongeBob? I don't think this is what she meant by-" [AppleJack tried to say only to get cut off by SpongeBob pulling the blindfold off]
"Da-ta-dah." [SpongeBob interjected to reveal the six are standing outside *Sandy's Tree House]
{Author's Note: I would've just kept a Treedom as Sandy's home but honestly the dome was just needed to keep her home from getting drowned by the ocean. So all she'd need here is just the tree part of her home. So just imagine Sandy's Treedome minus the dome, in the middle of a forest near Ponyville so no dangerous creatures would attack her place.}
"Welcome home, Sandy!" [cheered SpongeBob and Patrick, completely convinced that a trip back to Sandy's tree was just what she needed to stop feeling homesick but after a brief pause Sandy would only cry and run up to her front door and slam it shut behind her]
"Sandy?" [SpongeBob asked while knocking on her front door with a nervous look on his face]
"Go away." [Sandy responded with a tired and annoyed tone as she pulls a lever which brings down a metal covering on the tree's windows]
"I don't get it, guys! What's wrong with Sandy?" [SpongeBob asked while looking back at the group]
"We tried to tell ya. You can't just bring her to a new home away from her real home and expect her to just feel right at home. It just doesn't work that way!" [AppleJack said while gesturing back at the tree with metal covered windows]
"Then what can we do? There's gotta be SOMETHING that can cheer Sandy up!" [SpongeBob said before turning around to look at the now quiet tree house]
"I got it! Lets buy me- I mean SANDY an ice cream!" [Patrick said with a nervous tone after catching his slip up of his true intensions]
"No way! An ice cream isn't gonna make something like this just "poof" away like someone granting a wish with a magic wand. We'll need professional help on this matter." [Rainbow Dash said before her, Pinkie Pie, and AppleJack looked at each other knowingly on whom they could turn to though SpongeBob and Patrick just looked at each other in confusion]
"Got any ideas on what the heck they're thinking about Patrick?" [SpongeBob asked in a whisper to Patrick]
[Patrick then had a thought bubble form in his head which was just him standing in the middle of nowhere with Pinkie Pie just looking at a birthday candle on a table but once the flame flickered off Patrick just randomly fell on the ground] "Probably not." [responded Patrick just before the three would speak up]
"TWILIGHT!" [shouted AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie before they grabbed SpongeBob and Patrick to run straight off towards their shared castle]
[Upon arrival Twilight could be seen reading a book in peace and quiet while Spike was sleeping in his small basket but their peace and quiet would be dismantled with our group bursting through the front door which made Twilight and Spike jump in place from the sudden loud bang] "Woah woah woah! What's going on here?!" [Twilight asked as AppleJack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie quickly approached them]
"TWILIGHT! We need your help!" [said the trio as they surrounded Twilight]
"Sheesh, this should be good." [Spike said while stretching his wings out to try and warm up his body to keep awake]
[At this moment SpongeBob, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash would spend the next several minuets explaining everything that had just happened to them, from their sand playtime near the river all the way to Sandy's home sickness which made Twilight rub her chin] "Well can't say I'm surprised considering...well....everything. And it's not like I'd be much help. We have NO idea where their home world is and with how vast in the infinite expanses of the universe is there's nothing to help even remotely point us in the right direction. Even WITH Celestia's help. Well wind up back to square one when they first arrived and just be wasting our times." [Twilight said with a saddened expression, not being all too proud at not being able to help out a friend with such a tall order being stacked against them]
"Rats...There's gotta be something we can do!" [Pinkie said with a pouty look on her face]
"Well, why don't we just get some Texas and bring it down here!" [Patrick interjected as he pointed at the ground of the castle room]
"Patrick, we can't..." [SpongeBob started before suddenly an idea sprung in his head with a symbolic light bulb to complement the notion before placing a hand on Patrick's shoulder] "That's it! Patrick, your genius is showing!"
"Where?!" [Patrick asked worriedly before covering up his crotch with his arms while sweating nervously]
"Wanna let us in on this grand idea SpongeBob?" [Spike asked with a curious look on his face]
"It's simple. We just look up all the traditions of Texas and throw Sandy a Texas styled party~! Like Patrick said, get some Texas and bring it right down here." [SpongeBob said with his arms folded]
"That WOULD work but there's a problem with that. Texas doesn't exist on Equestrian soil. We have no idea on how people in this "Texas" even act." [Twilight interjected while looking over at SpongeBob]
"Knowing Sandy she's got a ton of books being back home on Texas. So lets go and grab some Texas books and bring em' back here." [SpongeBob suggested which made Rainbow Dash rub her hooves together]
"This idea could work but we'll have to sneak into her house. We can't just let her know we're making a surprise party for her." [said Rainbow while looking at the group]
"No worries. SpongeBob and I can nab the books. You, AppleJack, and Twilight can wait here. We'll slip in and out like ninjas~" [Pinkie Pie stated before pulling out her stealth suit she and Twilight wore when trying to sneak into the Canterlot library that one time with a second outfit that was somehow made for SpongeBob's height and spongy build] "Here ya go bubble buddy!"
"Sweet!" [SpongeBob stated happily before grabbing the suit and swiftly put in one while spinning in place] "Lets get going and head back here on the double." [said SpongeBob before holding up his hands to charge up magic in his hands] "AlakaZAM!" [with those words SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie vanished in a puff of magical smoke before the scene would transition to Sandy's house, to which Sandy was just sitting on a rocking chair starring at a picture of her rodeo days with a depressed look on her face, drinking a hot cup of cocoa] "There she is. Her library is in her room. We gotta sneak past her and get up there" [said the sponge cloaked in black in a hushed whisper to which Pinkie nodded and stretched her limbs in a cartoonish fasion to fit the shape of the room to seamlessly sneak past Sandy whom had an ear behind her witch twitched slightly upon hearing movement and by the time she looked back only SpongeBob was visible thankfully since Pinky already made it up the steps]
"HALT! WHO GOES THERE?!" [Sandy asked angrily as he got up to her feet to take a ready stance]
"O-Oh no...!" [SpongeBob said in a worried tone before Sandy quickly drop kicked him square (no pun intended) in the face]
[We then transition over to Pinkie Pie whom was rifling through Sandy's books as quickly as she could with a nervous look on her face, since the darkness was obscuring everything she had to tie a flashlight to her forehead just to see anything] "Nut science, Astrology, Test Tubes for Rubes....Where is the TEXAS?!" [asked Pinkie while frantically looking around the area but stopped when she saw a whole slew of "Down Home Texas" styled books] "AHA! WE STRUCK TEXAS~!" [Pinkie cheered while stuffing them in her bag before hearing crashing noises coming from downstairs and "HAAAAAAAAI-YAH'S!" being thrown around] "Oh no..." [she muttered worriedly before noticing SpongeBob flying off into the sky just outside the window although Pinkie was unable to see it due to the metal covering the windows]
"AND STAY OUTTA MY HOME!!" [shouted Sandy, still none the wiser that it was SpongeBob due to the living room being dark since all light was blocked out thanks to the metal windows]
"Time to vamoose!" [Pinkie said before pulling out a black hole in her sack and slapped it on the floor before walking into it Looney Toons style before the hole would vanish making the sting operation a success]
[We then transaction back to the Mane 6's castle residence to where SpongeBob would fly into the meeting room table through the window courtesy to Sandy which had Twilight, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash jolt in their chairs] "SpongeBob! Are you alright?!" [Twilight asked while using magic to help stand SpongeBob up on his feet though SpongeBob only spoke gibberish for the moment]
"C'mon buddy! Speak to me!" [Patrick said while shaking SpongeBob whom held up a shaky finger]
"P-Patrick... We....Had some trouble..." [SpongeBob muttered worriedly though before he could finish a hole opened in the ground as Pinkie Pie walked up from it while waving at the team]
"Mission accomplished! We got the books on Texas!" [Pinkie said with a smile which made the whole team cheer]
"Great job Pinkie! You saved the day!" [said Rainbow Dash as she flew towards Pinkie Pie to grab the sack and dropped the books on the round table]
"We did it....horaaay….." [SpongeBob said in a shaky weak tone as he smiled to show his busted up teeth]
"Dude...What happened to you?" [Spike asked with a worried look on his face at SpongeBob's injuries]
"Alright everypony. Lets get studying." [Twilight said with a confident smile on her face before we'd transaction over to the Krusty Krab after SpongeBob and Patrick had gotten everything ready for the secret surprise party]
"Everything looks perfect. We're going to get Sandy now." [said SpongeBob with Twilight, Spike, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack standing next to him]
"Well, hurry up, lads! We can't squat like this forever!" [said Mr. Krabs from inside the Krusty Krab before SpongeBob closed the door so they would walk off and appear at Sandy's house where SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Patrick are playing leapfrog while going to her tree home]
"Krusty Krab! Krusty Krab! Sandy's surprise is at the Krusty Krab!" [cheered SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie as they leap frogged over each other with the gang just smiling at their antics]
"Wait until she sees the..." [Patrick started while rubbing his hands together only to get silenced by SpongeBob]
"Shh! Don't spoil the surprise!" [SpongeBob said in a hushed tone before attempting to knock on Sandy's door though it never made contact with the door due to Sandy opening her door]
"Hey, Sandy!" [said the group altogether with smiles on their faces]
"You want to come with us to the Krusty Krab?" [asked SpongeBob]
"Hey, guys. What's going on?" [Sandy asked in a depressed tone with bags in her hands]
"What are you doing with those bags?" [asked Twilight with a confused look on her face]
"Ya goin' hiking?" [Pinkie asked with her head tilted]
"In a way. I'm going deep into the forest so I can study alone and in peace. I need to find a way to get back to Texas." [Sandy said in a saddened tone while looking over at the Everfree Forest]
"What?! Now?! You can't! I mean we..." [Rainbow Dash stated while looking away from Sandy to look at the direction of the Krusty Krab]
"It's time for this tumbleweed to tumble on home." [Sandy responded before walking past them]
"Wait, Sandy! You can't! Uhh, we we're gonna...the...the...Krusty Krab...that is not the right direction! Wait, if you don't...if I can't...augh! Sandy! Wait a second! You don't wanna leave without having one last Krabby Patty down at the Krusty Krab?" [SpongeBob pleaded as the team followed after her]
"I'm tired of burger food, SpongeBob." [said Sandy as she walked towards a carriage she made with mechanical stallions standing at the front]
"But, Sandy, don't you want to say goodbye to all your friends down at the Krusty Krab? It'd be rude to just leave and not say anything to them." [Twilight chimed in with a worried look on her face]
"I just can't do that, Twilight. It'd be too sad." [Sandy said before sitting on the carriage and cracked the whip to have them dart straight into the forest]
"No, no! Wait! Sandy!" [shouted SpongeBob as the carriage rides off into the darkness] "I can't believe she's gone."
"Yeah. What's so great about dumb ol' Texas?" [asked Patrick with a dull look on his face]
"Patrick! you can't just-" [Twilight started before the carriage suddenly speeds back with a very angry Sandy glaring at Patrick]
"What did you say?" [Sandy asks with a very angered tone as she stepped off the carriage just so the robot stallions could get the hell out of dodge]
"Texas is dumb?" [Patrick said in a scared tone]
"Don't you dare take the name of Texas in vain!" [Sandy said in an increasingly angered tone]
"You mean we can't say anything bad about dumb ol' Texas?" [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone]
"No, you can't!" [Sandy spat towards SpongeBob]
"Then can we say people from Texas are dumb?" [Pinkie asked suddenly while holding up a shaky hoof]
"Pinkie!" [said Twilight, AppleJack, Spike, and Rainbow Dash in unison while shooting her an angry look]
"No! You can't say nothing about Texas!" [Sandy said while pointing at Pinky which made her tone grow more volatile]
[SpongeBob took notice of this and gets an idea as a result] "Oh, so you mean we can't say anything bad about..." [SpongeBob then turns around; grabbing his behind and shakes it while rolling eyes] "Tex-asss~!"
[Sandy's eyes widen as she blushes in anger] "I'm warnin' you, SpongeBob!"
"Guys, look, I'm Texas! Durrrr, howdy, y'all! Howdy y'all!" [Songebob said as he walked in circles like a drunk cowboy]
"I'm Texas, too! Git a dog, little longie! Git a dog!" [Patrick said, completely butchering the phrase due to his innate stupidity but it works in the context of the situation]
[Rainbow Dash was just laughing nervously out of Sandy's ever growing wrath before she flew down towards Twilight and AppleJack] "What the heck are these dudes doing?! Have they already forgotten Sandy once fought a Manticore AND a Liger at the same time?!" [Rainbow Dash asked in a fearful hushed whisper]
"How in the blue hay seed would I know?! These guys are off their rocker!" [AppleJack said in a worried tone]
"Y'all best cut it out!" [Sandy said in a shaky anger filled tone as her complexion went from tannish brown to dark red]
"The stars at night are dull and dim, whenever they have to be over dumb ol' stupid Texas!" [SpongeBob said in a dumbed down tone as he walked in circles with Patrick while making armpit farts which made Sandy gets steaming mad]
"Wait! I think I get what they're doing!" [Spike said as he interjected towards the group huddle]
"Trying to see how much redder Sandy can get?" [Pinkie suggested in a fearful tone]
"No! They're getting her angry to the point she'll be so mad she'll chase us back to the Krusty Krab!" [Spike said while looking around at everyone]
"What?! All of this just for that?! That's highly irresponsible and reckless! How are we gonna celebrate Texas with Sandy if she'll be to chop happy to actually celebrate it in the first place?!" [Twilight asked in a disgruntled hushed tone while watching SpongeBob's next roast on Texas]
"Hey, Patrick, what am I now?" [SpongeBob asked while in the shape of Texas]
"Uhh, stupid?" [asked Patrick]
"No, I'm Texas!"
"What's the difference?!" [Patrick asked as both he and SpongeBob laugh]
[Though the laughter wouldn't last long as Sandy drops her suitcases which just sounded like guillotine's dropping in the sand at this point] "Y'all best apologize, or I'm gonna be on you like ugly on an ape!"
"You'll have to catch us first!" [said SpongeBob as the team runs off straight for the Krusty Krab] "We did it! We got her!"
"Krusty Krab, here we come!" [said Patrick with a smirk on his face]
"Guys! What in the name of Celestia's Planetarium is WRONG with you both?!" [Twilight asked in an almost furious shout while running] "In case you forgot, we're trying to help Sandy FEEL BETTER! Not! WORSE!"
"Give us some credit Twilight! We know! But she wasn't gonna follow us on her own! You saw her about to fly off! Sometimes you just need a liiittle bait. Right Patrick?" [SpongeBob asked before looking over at Patrick whom was still slinging roasts at Sandy]
"Can we say that plants from Texas are dumb? Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?" [Patrick asked with a cow pie eating grin on his face]
"Okay, Patrick, that's enough." [SpongeBob said flatly]
"Yeah, toss more fuel on the fire and we're probably gonna see Sandy run much faster than she is now." [Spike said with a wide eyed colorless expression on his face]
"What makes you say that?" [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone as he looked at Spike whom merely pointed at an enraged Sandy darting straight towards them like a bad omen and fast while holding a lasso, spinning in place which made Patrick's eyes bug out and he screams]
"Woah there nelly! I know full well what a lasso means when I see it! Time to vamoose!" [AppleJack shouted before the group would all scream in terror as they go around each side of a huge rock which Sandy crashes right through, obliterating it on the spot which made everyone scream even louder]
"How in the world did you guys make friends with THAT?!" [Rainbow Dash asked in fear as she flew around trees and vines to keep from falling behind]
"You'd probably never believe me but Sandy was once a very happy squirrel who made pleasant casual conversations!" [SpongeBob shouted just as Sandy ropes Patrick and brings him into the background]
"SPONGEBOOOOoooooooooooob!" [Patrick shouted as he was flung back]
"Hang on big buddy!" [AppleJack shouted as she pulled out her lasso to grab Patrick, making this a literal tug of war as the others just kept on running, it was a tough struggle, to the point Sandy was impressed for a brief second at AppleJack's strength but that was soon brought to an end as both she and Patrick were yanked straight back with a Nuclear explosion being heard and a mushroom cloud appeared, causing the team to scream yet again]
"If there was a way to bring back this more pleasant Sandy I'd be more than willing to go down that road!" [shouted Spike as he clung to Twilight's neck while shaking like a leaf]
"You're a shrewd planner Spike but that may just be what we need to stay alive!" [Twilight said before she suddenly skidded to a stop and turned back around towards Sandy to face her]
"WHAT THE HECK ARE WE DOING TWILIGHT?!" [Spike asked which at this point almost all color left his body]
"Bringing Sandy back to her right frame of mind!" [Twilight said before charging up magic in her horn before blasting Sandy right in the chest with it, knocking her into a rock which cracked on impact] "There. With that harmony spell it should get Sandy back to-HURK!" [Twilight choked that last part out as a lasso wrapped around hers and Spike's throats to bind them together before a still pissed off Sandy glared at them both with gleaming red eyes]
"Didn't y'all hear? Magic only works on the weak." [said Sandy in an intimidating tone before the scene would cut to SpongeBob, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie, the only survivors of the run so far]
[The gang stops in front of a rock with everyone shaking in their boots before SpongeBob would speak up] "D'ooooh I'm sorry about this guys...If I had known Sandy would act like this...I'd never have instigated anything of this nature! And now we're being hunted...." [said SpongeBob, giving Rainbow and Pinkie Pie an apologetic look]
"No worries SpongeBob. Lets look at the bright side, maybe Sandy won't find us here. After all things have been quiet so far~" [Pinkie said in an ever chipper tone befitting of her]
"Yeah, it's not like she's gonna-" [Rainbow started before Sandy's gloved hand could be seen karate chopping the rock and SpongeBob clean in half with her ever intimidating "HEEEEEEYAAAAH!!" being heard which made all three of them instantly bolt for the hills]
"Y'all gonna take back what ya said!" [Sandy said sternly as she pulled out another lasso]
"Noooo! Almost there!" [SpongeBob said as the gang runs toward the Krusty Krab which was now in sight as Sandy's rope turns into the shape of SpongeBob, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash in that order to show the order in which she was gonna start thinning the heard; which again makes the group scream just as they jump for the Krusty Krab's front door though Sandy's rope was not far behind, managing to catch all three of their hind legs in one go as a testament to Sandy's rodeo prowess]
"Oh no! She's got us! And all three of us at that! This is the end! We're gonna die here!" [said Pinkie as she looked at SpongeBob and Rainbow Dash with tears in her eyes]
"SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull! Now here come the horns!" [Sandy said as she started pulling the three of them towards her]
"Sandy, nooooooo!" [shouted the trio as the front of the Krusty Krab tears off]
"Howdy, y'all!" [shouted everyone which consisted of Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Plankton, Discord, Big Mac, AppleBloom, Sweetie Bell, Scootaloo, Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Iron Will, Mermaid Man, Barnacle, Octavia, DJ-P0n3, Derpy, Maud Pie the whole enchilada. Making this the who's who of parties for Sandy]
"Wha-what's this?" [Sandy asked, flabbergasted as she sat back on her ass to scan the situation with her eyes]
"It's a party!" [SpongeBob stated as he, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash stood up from the rubble of the Krusty Krab's front end]
"For you!" [said Patrick from behind the group which upon inspection we would see him, Spike, and Twilight being carried by Twilight to which ALL of them were covered in wounds from the through beat down they were subjected to]
"For me?!" [Sandy asked in shock and confusion]
"It's your own little slice of Texas! Check it out, Sandy! We got square dancing..." [SpongeBob started, pointing at Big Mac whom is holding a square] "...giant Barbecues..." [we then Squidward is holding a sharp, spiky Q saying "ow" over and over as he's holding it] "...homemade peas-in-a-can pie..." [We then see Granny Smith holding up a pecan pie since she actually read the book properly] "...and we got our very own 10 gallon hats!" [SpongeBob said as everyone puts a ten gallon water jug on their heads] "So, what do ya think? Are you gonna stay?" [SpongeBob asked before everyone wore a bright shiny smile on their faces]
[Sandy starts to laugh and tears of laughter spew out and fill her helmet which made everyone frown as tears start to well up in SpongeBob and Patrick's eyes] "Don't cry anymore, Sandy, I'll go get your bags."
[Sandy on the other hand, somehow, continues to laugh before she takes out the flusher handle, attaches it to her helmet and flushes the water out again] "I'm not crying, I'm laughing! I appreciate what y'all are trying to do, SpongeBob, but home isn't about barbecues and pecan pies, home is where you're surrounded by critters that care about ya." [Sandy explained as everyone gathers around her as if to say "then what the heck are you doin'?"]
"I couldn't agree more Sandy." [said the soft yet stoic voice of Princess Celestia as she approached Sandy with a smile on her face] "I understand that your stay here wasn't voluntary and that you miss your old home very much but rest assured everyone here will do absolutely everything they can to make your stay here that much more pleasant for you."
"It may not be home but we'll make do." [said Mr. Krabs while holding up a bag full of bits which made him smile]
"Well it's not perfect but it beats being in that backwater dead end town called "Bikini Bottom". [said Squidward, his tone showing he really didn't care one way or the other on his behalf]
"Huh? Duh. What am I doing? I was home all along, and it took me until now to realize it." [Sandy said while placing a hand on the forehead part of her glass dome while looking up at Celestia]
"Does that mean you'll stay?" [Celestia asked with a bright smile on her face]
"Ahhhh'm staying!" [Sandy said as everyone cheers, except Squidward, Plankton, and Discord]
"She'll stay! Wohoooo! She'll stay~! That makes me feel all wiggly." [SpongeBob said amidst the cheering crowd while wiggling his arms and legs]
"Yeah, who needs dumb ol' Texas?" [Patrick asked suddenly which made the cheering stop as the camera cuts back to Ponyville overhead]
"What did you just say...?" [Sandy asked in a low no nonsense tone]
"Should I start running now?"
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
It's a Wonderful Sponge Part 1
Author's Note: After some time thinking and with the hints and teases in my "Texas" episode I decided no more keeping people in the dark. (especially with how old this series is, it's about-damn-time) I revealed the origin special related to how SpongeBob and Friends arrived in the Magical Land of Equestria. This will probably be my longest episode to date and all I can really hope for is that it provides an entertaining read. So without further ado it's time to finally start the action~!
[The episode begins with a man sitting at his computer desk as the camera pans in behind him before he's seen suddenly spinning around in his chair to face the camera] "Ahoy~! It's a SpongeBob, MLP special~" [said the man as he pulled up a TV remote and clicking the on button before an image of SpongeBob and Twilight could be seen arm in arm while smiling at the screen. The screen then cuts to black as the episode starts with us in Bikini Bottom, the original setting for SpongeBob SquarePants. The start of the events to come would begin with SpongeBob and Patrick running from Bikini Bottom straight towards Sandy's Treedome] "SANDY! SANDY!!" [shouted SpongeBob and Patrick in unison as they made their way through the front hatch to lead into the tree dome, where Sandy Cheeks can be seen fixing up a one person dune buggy though due to their antics she stops for a second to stand straight and face the two]
"Huh? What's all the commotion going on here boys?" [Sandy asked with a curious look on her face upon seeing both SpongeBob and Patrick bounce in place excitedly]
"We wanna know more about the surface!" [SpongeBob said suddenly which caught Sandy off guard]
"Y'all wanna know about what now?" [Sandy asks in confusion while tilting her head]
"The surface! We always hear about Texas and how great it is but we don't see much of it!" [SpongeBob continued as he moved his fists up and down excitedly]
"Yeah all we've seen are stuff inside your tree dome." [Patrick said before suddenly getting on his hands and knees to start digging through the dirt which started to bury Sandy and SpongeBob until Sandy started pushing the dirt out of the way just in time to see Patrick holding up a worm] "Like this! What is this thing?!"
"That's just a worm. It helps maintain the grass with its...well....lets call it fertilizer. Though they don't help much when it comes to not touching my apples." [Sandy said while pointing as said worm]
"See?! You know all of this amazing stuff and it really just makes me wanna know MORE~!" [SpongeBob said in a tone ripe with excitement as he started running around the treedome, running along the polyurethane walls and ceiling] "We've seen most of what the ocean has to offer but never in a million years had a surface dwelling adventure~!"
"But what about the time we went to the surface to stop Burger Beard from stealing the Krabby Patty Formula?" [asked Sandy, referencing their journey in Sponge Out of Water]
"And how much of the surface was that? The way you described it, you made it seem really big. There's no way that was all of it. [SpongeBob stated as he stopped running to approach Sandy for a face to face chat]
"Well....No there's a lot of different places the surface world has to offer than that beach place. But I dunno if y'all can even handle it. At least not without a water suit." [Sandy said while rubbing her chin in thought] "Buuuuuut….I guess I can at least show y'all some of the tourist attractions the surface world's got."
"WHOOO-PEEEEE!!" [Cheered SopngeBob and Patrick as they grabbed Sandy by her arm to drag her towards the door of the treedome while she was still in her underwear]
"GUYS WAIT! I NEED MY SPACE SUIT!" [Sandy shouted which made the boys stop in their tracks to let Sandy go]
"Whoops, Sorry Sandy." [said SpongeBob and Patrick in unison with apologetic smiles on their faces]
"Ahhh~ Another day, another opportunity at making a mountain of money to keep me belly full and me wallet fat." [said Mr. Krabs as he rubbed his belly in his office before walking out into the Krusty Krab to admire the customers coming in and ordering their food or he would if there were any customers coming in at all which made Krabs squeal in horror before quickly darting towards Squidward standing at the register] "Mr. Squidward! What's going on here?! Why isn't there any customers in here?!"
"How should I know? Do I look like I care if customers wonder in this grease trap? The way I see it, the less customers, the smoother my day goes." [Squidward said in an uncaring manner, just standing in place while starring off at the empty restaurant]
"No Squidward...This is much worse than that...We haven't had a huge slew of customers consistently in months. This is a bad situation for a business, if there's no customers then that means no money, and if there's no money then that means no more Krusty Krab!" [Mr. Krabs said with a worried expression on his face while holding his claws near his chin]
"Aaaannnd we're getting to the bad part about this....when?" [Squidward asked in a dull tone as he looked over at his boss quaking in his boots from the lack of revenue coming in]
"Mr. Squidward, you do realize that if we don't get customers back inside these doors within the next month then you won't have to bother coming back to work?" [Mr. Krabs asked in a disgruntled fashion as he looked over at Squidward]
"*sigh* Now that is a dream come true~ To never have to work with SpongeBob, to be able to breath in and not smell grease, to finally sleep in and enjoy my life for once~" [Squidward said in a dreamy tone as he nearly melted from the prospect of being free from the Krusty Krab] "Ooooohoooo that would be nice~"
[Squidward's fantasy was cut short when SpongeBob had burst through the front door with Patrick at his side] "Mr. Krabs! Mr. Krabs~!" [shouted SpongeBob while he and Patrick ran inside to approach the only living souls in the establishment]
"Ahhh SpongeBob! Surely me most valued fry cook has an idea on how to combat the Krusty Krab's most trying hour!" [Mr. Krabs said, a tone of hope coming from him while smiling at the boys]
"Nope! We got something better~! We're going on a trip with Sandy to see the surface world! Wanna come with us~?" [SpongeBob asked while bouncing in place]
"The surface? Now why on earth would I want to leave the Krusty Krab while its bleeding money to go to some uncharted territory and see some unknown land where I could-" [Mr. Krabs was then interrupted by an imagination of himself holding a mallet with a "$" tattooed on the side before it was rammed straight down on his head] "THAT'S IT!" [Mr. Krabs shouted while pointing straight at SpongeBob which made the porous fry cook flinch backwards from the sudden gesture] "We'll take the Krusty Krab on the go! If we can't bring the customers to the Krusty Krab, we can bring the Krusty Krab to the customers!" [Mr. Krabs said while holding up a claw-finger (somehow) before turning towards Squidward] "SQUIDWARD!!"
"U-Uh...Yes sir-?" [Squidward asked in a worried tone, quickly shaping up from his almost napping position]
"Gather the food truck! We're goin' on a tour de customer trek!" [said Mr. Krabs while walking over to Squidward]
"Ohhhh brother....Why do we have to go out there? If nobody's coming to the Krusty Krab on their own then we shouldn't waste our energy trying to get them here?" [Squidward asked, not really in the mood to try and put effort into doing his job as per usual but Mr. Krabs on the other hand wasn't hearing anything coming out of Squidward's mouth]
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Squidward found himself in front of Sandy's treedome, his expression less than happy with a mini Krusty Krab model sitting in front of him acting as the food kart for Krabby Patties] "I hate my life..." [Squidward muttered while looking at the ground]
[Though unbeknownst to the group, Plankton was hitching a ride on the food truck with an evil smile on his face] "That old fool Krabs actually thinks he can sneak a chance at nabbing that formula past me? HA! In his dreams. Karen. Are you all set up? [Plankton then held up his tiny stubby wrist to reveal Karen on his portable watch that looked eerily lawsuit similar to an Apple iWatch only with Karen's screen as the actual wallpaper]
"Yes. My monitor is all synced up and ready to watch you blunder your way to another failed attempt at nabbing a Krabby Patty yet again." [said Karen, ever the optimist towards her husband's attempts to try and concur the world]
"Alright, that's enough. Maintain radio silence until further notice." [grumbled Plankton before placing a hand over his watch before ducking down to get out of view from SpongeBob and crew]
"There y'all are. Gee I knew SpongeBob and Patrick were curious to see the surface s'more but I never expected you to be curious too Mr. Krabs. Especially you Squidward." [Sandy stated while looking at both Squidward and Mr. Krabs in slight shock]
"Of course I'd be interested! Me business is dying down at the Krusty Krab. If I sell me patties up on the surface at four times the price I usually sell a patty I'll make up for the lost revenue in no time." [said Mr. Krabs while rubbing his claws together deviously]
"I'm just here because I'm contractually obligated to have no free will. And that's not a coy joke either." [said Squidward as he held up his contract with a clause reading "All employees signed up for any position at the Krusty Krab effectively resign their free will"]
"Riiiiiiight…..Anyway! I got just the thing needed for us to get up to the surface and the perfect way for us to breath air. At first I was thinking about basic water helmets but why rely on that when they can break or get lost? So I came up with a better solution. Aaaand...TA-DAAAH~!" [Sandy then pulled out a blue spray can with the label reading "Moisture Spray"]
""Moisture Spray?"" [asked SpongeBob while reading the label] "What's that?"
"It's a spray I came up with to help y'all breath up on the surface. When we get there I'll just spray y'all with it and you'll get at least 2 hours of moisture before needing more to keep from drying out." [Sandy said before setting the spray away]
"Will it taste like cotton candy?" [Patrick asked with a dopey smile on his face]
"No Patrick" [Sandy responded while pressing a button to have *Matilda pop out of the garage of the treedome and open its hatch to let the group gather their equipment inside]
{Author's Note: Matilda is Sandy's Submarine for those who don't know}
"Liquorish?"
"No, Patrick." [Sandy responded again while helping Mr. Krabs get his food truck inside Matilda with SpongeBob and Squidward hopping into the front of the sub]
"Krabby Patties?" [Patrick asked only this time Sandy responded by picking Patrick up and tossing him into the sub so everyone else could hop in and get their journey underway]
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[In the far reaches of space a lone triangle shape in the fabric of space could be seen as the camera pans into it to reveal the back of Bubbles whom was busy on his computer trying to job hunt after losing his job of observing the universe] "No...No...No...No...WHY ARE THERE SO MANY LIFEGUARD JOBS OPEN SUDDENLY?! I may be a sea creature but that doesn't mean that we all want a job that involves being IN the ocean!" [Bubbles stated with an irritated tone, his hours of job hunting on job related websites all came up short. Either a position he wanted was already gone or there were just jobs he didn't want up for grabs, other times there would be interesting jobs but with too low a pay rate for him to actually consider taking up] "Ugh! I need a break. A break will do me some good." [said Bubbles as he got up from his seat while massaging his eyes to get rid of the stress] "Always a pain...Job hunting is ALWAYS a pain! Why can't-? Huh?" [Bubbles' thoughts were then interrupted by the sight of a massive fleet coming into view, the fleet consisted of numerous battle ready space ships in the visage of cats though we had no idea what they were or whom they were, much less what they wanted, but Bubbles seemed to have a pretty good idea already] "Oh no.....Not....The whisker brigade...." [Bubbles muttered before looking at where the ships were heading] "And.....Hold onto Neptune's scales for a second...With that angle and trajectory....They're headed right for....EARTH?! Oh come ON! Just when I was on the cusp of finding a job!" [Bubbles had then folded his flippers to teleport away from the room, making the scene transition to the pilot room of the main frigate ship leading the other smaller battle ships]
[Inside we can see a figure cloaked in a dark cape, one leg resting over the other while holding a glass of milk in a wine glass, slowly twirling it around, and upon panning towards the figure's face we could see he was a cat. His eyes fully fixated on the infinite expanse of space before him with a cynical look on his face] "To think our search for a new home is finally over. A thousand years too long for my taste. But as the old saying goes, 'better late than never'." [stated the feline before an alarm would go off] "Hm? Hey. What's going on here?"
"SIR! WE HAVE A SITUATION! Some strange dolphin just appeared in our ship and is demanding an audience with you! We told him no uninvited guests but he just keeps blasting anyone away who keeps saying no!" [shouted a soldier over the intercom as screams and blaster fire could be heard going off]
[The figure merely sighed before standing to his feet] "Every single day I gotta put up with everything bothering me. Hang tight I'll be on my way down in a minuet." [said the cat before putting down his milk glass and stood up to his feet only to let out a yawn with a purr mixed into it] "Milo! Milo where are you?!" [asked the figure while walking towards the exit door to his chambers]
[A smaller white cat with blue eyes and black spots along his back could be seen running up to the dark figure while holding a tablet] "Right here lord Jasper! Is there a situation?" [asked Milo worriedly, sticking close behind the being now known as Jasper with a fearful look on his face]
"Yes, apparently a....space dolphin is here making a mess of things trying to get my attention. What do you make of this?" [Jasper asked with an indifferent look on his face as they made their way towards an elevator]
"A.....D-D-Dolphin? In space?! Th-That could only mean....The god-like being known as Bubbles! A former observer that resided over this parsec in space. Just shy of the ruthless observer Zachary who rules over the Blue Moon sector in the vegon system just east of where we are." [said Milo, his expression getting more and more uneasy as his tablet pulled up an imagine of Bubbles with information on him steadily scrolling across the screen]
"Great. Now we have observers getting in our way. I grow bored of this game of cat and mouse. If he has a problem with me going to this...."earth" our operatives keep raving about then I'll blast him away." [said Jasper, not interested in what Bubbles whatsoever, only understanding he was a threat that needed to be eradicated]
[In the main deck of the ship, Jasper and Milo would see Bubbles destroying soldier command posts left and right with an angry look on his face] "You WILL bring me Jasper or there will be CONSEQUENCES!"
"The only consequences being dolled out here are yours for getting in my way." [said Jasper which quickly caught Bubble's attention]
"YOU!" [Bubbles said sternly before flying straight towards Jasper to get eye level with him]
[After a pretty intense stare off between the two, Jasper broke the silence with a sudden question] "Do...I know you?"
"No. But I know OF you! A tyrant. A race of cats that are bent on dominating entire planets you deem as your "home". Or space pirates to put what you really are out in the open." [said Bubbles with a stern tone in his voice]
"Hey now. We're just a group of felines looking for a home. I wouldn't call us pirates. Don't you think you're being a bit rude?" [Jasper asked while holding his hands out, unbeknownst to Bubbles while he and Jasper were talking it out, soldiers on the higher levels were silently getting their blasters ready, setting them on full blast before aiming them over the edge towards Bubble's back]
"Get out of this system ASAP. I may not be an observer anymore, but that, under NO means gives you free reign to come to my home and do as you please. You'll leave now and never come back. That's my terms if you want to come out of this scuffle unscathed." [Bubbles stated, giving an ultimatum right out of the gate as he pointed a flipper right at Jasper's chest]
"You misunderstand your situation here Dolphin. We've waited nearly 1,000 years to finally find a home for our kind. And if what the reports say is true about this "earth" then we'll never planet hunt again. We're not about to let some flying sushi dish that fell from grace stop us. And you'll discover that, "now."" [with the signal out there all coordinated blaster unleashed blaster hell upon Bubbles whom managed to keep the shots at bay but with so many hitting him at all sides rapidly his bubble shield soon fell before getting lit up like a Christmas tree, Jasper merely watched with 0 emotion on his face at the sight of Bubbles getting blasted back into the stone age before hitting the ground, too injured and weary to even look at Jasper] "And one thing you should understand fallen observer. I always win."
"What do we do with him sir?" [asked a soldier as he approached Jasper with a salute following soon after]
"Just toss him out the garbage hatch. We're here for our home. Not erase every speck of dust we come across. Maybe floating aimlessly in space will tame him a bit." [said Jasper before turning away from Bubbles' broken visage to head back to his quarters]
"Yes sir! Consider it done!" [said the cat soldier before other soldiers could be seen picking up Bubbles to escort him to the nearest airlock]
"Our home is now merely hours away and the only snag in the galactic road is out of our hair. Lets hope the rest of the ride stays quiet and pleasant." [said Jasper as he walked back towards the door to the elevator to head back to his observatory]
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[The camera pans in on an overview of all of Equestria, showing off every different country that exists before our focus would zoom right on in to Ponyville where we'd head into the Palace Tree, seeing Twilight in her room frantically looking left and right through her collection of books in a desperate attempt to find a specific one] "No. No. No. Not that one. Not that one either. Where?! Where can it be?! It HAS to be here somewhere!" [Twilight said in a mad dash as she ran left in right in her usual Twilight manner to which Spike had spoken up to try and catch her attention]
"Twilight! What's the problem here? You're more tense than usual. Did some big emergency crop up?! Maybe Sombra came back?! Or some evil entity from like a million years ago came back to life?! Or did the villains we defeated before formed an evil book club?!" [Spike asked, each guess at what was going on filled his voice with more and more dread]
[Spikes guesses had made Twilight stop in her tracks and giggle at the tiny dragon's expense] "Nooo, nothing like that is going on at all Spike."
[The response made Spike sigh in relief before looking back up at his trusted friend and sister figure to speak up once more] "Then what's the rush? Why are you running all over the room like you need some secret tactic to defeat Sombra or Chrysalis? [Spike asked, his finger making its way towards the side of his head to scratch his cheek]
"Because Spike, a momentous occasion is gonna befall Equestria in only 2 hours. And I HAVE to find a book on it to make sure I know exactly what to look for and maybe even be the first to understand what's happening to our universe when it does." [Twilight answered, though she didn't wait long to get back to book hunting frantically]
"Aaaanndd this "special event" is called what again?" [Spike asked with a curious expression on his face as he walked over towards Twilight whom finally found the book she was looking for]
[Upon finding it, Twilight held the book out towards Spike's face to show it read "Celestial Phenomenon"] "It's known as a Celestial Phenomenon! An event that happens once every 300 years. When a Celestial Phenomenon occurs it creates a change that effects the universe forever. In fact, one of the scientists at Canterlot believes its this very universe shaping even that created the Aurora Borealis itself!"
"Wow, an event that has that much effect on our world? Doesn't that kinda sound scary to you? What if it destroys our planet? Or causes the sun to douse out?" [Spike asked with a somewhat worried expression on his face]
"Oh nonsense spike. In its entire recorded history this event has only ever created or altered things. Not a single destruction count has ever been put on its history list." [Twilight said nonchalantly while waving Spike's concerns away]
"Well...I guess that's reassuring. But...What's gonna change? Something changing forever is still kinda scary to acknowledge y'know? Even if its just once in a lifetime." [Spike's response was still sprinkled with fear here and there but he quickly made his way towards Twilight to sit on her back as she walked out of their room with the book hovering after them in her purple colored magical aura]
"There's nothing to fear but fear itself. Besides with as many worrisome outcomes there are just as many beneficial outcomes that can come too. Maybe it will permanently amplify the elements of Harmony? Or......Maybe it'll erase evil and darkness from Equestria for all eternity? Or it could make Celestia and Luna more powerful? Or maybe even give them a brand new power altogether~! Just the thought of what could possibly be going on is exciting~!" [Twilight stated, though her guesses started off in a neutral analytical tone, each good possibility made her more and more giddy by the second]
"As long as its nothing horrible then I can't say I'd mind it too much." [Spike said while rubbing his chin thoughtfully] "Maybe it could make it so our friends at Canterlot High can see us anytime they want~!"
"Hmm...As much as I'd love to see our friends there again, I don't think that'd work. There's no telling what would happen if our friends met....well....themselves." [Twilight responded as she made her way out of the Palace Tree and headed straight for Ponyville]
[As the two had made their way into town Rainbow Dash quickly flew overhead before zipping right back at Twilight to hover near her] "Hey Twi! Heard the news from Princess Celestia yet?"
"Yes! In fact I just found a book all about the information one needs to know about a Celestial Phenomenon when it finally occurs." [Twilight said with a proud look on her face before holding the book out to Rainbow Dash]
"I'm hoping it makes a constellation with my Cutie Mark on it! That way everyone for generations and beyond will know the name "Rainbow Dash~!" [Rainbow Dash's face went from a joyful smile to a more prideful one at the concept of her cutie mark being engraved in Space forever]
"Oh great, as if her ego couldn't get more inflated." [Spike muttered to himself under his breath at the idea]
"What about you Twi? What are you hoping comes out of all of this?" [Rainbow asked while zipping around overhead of Twilight]
"If anything I hope it creates something that I can study and make my own book about. I'd love to be the first pony in Equestria to make a book about something completely new to our universe and have many read up on my knowledge~! It'd be a dream come true~!" [Twiligth beamed at the vision of a book with a blank yet lavender coloration to its cover with Twilight's name writing along the bottom of the book]
"Figures your dream would be book related. Guess some thing's never change." [Rainbow Dash teased before they were halted by the sound of a familiar streak]
"TWILIGHT! WE HAVE A PROBLEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!" [shouted the voice of Pinkie Pie from the other side of the market place whom was bouncing frantically] "WE GOT A PARASPRITE PROBLEM GOING ON AT SUGAR CUBE CORNER!!"
"Parasprites?! Again?!" [asked Rainbow Dash, Spike, and Twilight in unison with eyes widened in dis belief]
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[We then cut back thanks to a flood of bubbles filling the screen to head back to Sandy's treedome, specifically her lab area where SpongeBob and company had filled in the last of their cargo] "Alrighty y'all! Time to buckle in! We're about to make our tour de surface world in a matter of minuets. Hope ya got all the stuff ya needed cause' it's gonna be a while before we head back to Bikini Bottom!"
"You bet'cha~! I'm ready~! I'm ready~! I'm ready~!" [SpongeBob chanted like a mantra while bouncing in his seat]
"I'm ready! To get something to eat." [Patrick chimed in, starting his statement off with energy before going into a dull tone once mentioning he was ready to chow down]
"Patrick you just ate!!" [Sandy shouted while typing on her monitor to get Matilda ready for the maiden voyage]
"C'mon lets get a move on! I'm ready to get some new customers and more money in my wallet!" [shouted Mr. Krabs in an impatient tone with Squidward already fast asleep next to him]
"Alright~! Lets get and get it good~!" [Sandy shouted before pushing a yellow button which made Matilda go from a submarine to an air craft to which she then flew from the exit hatch from Sandy's lab into the ocean, and in only a couple moments she would fly *out of the ocean where Bikini Island would be seen and straight out into the open air where Sandy would then eject the water out the sub before spraying SpongeBob and crew with her moisture spray to keep them from drying out] "Alright y'all. You got about 2 hours before that moisture of yours wares off and I gotta spray ya down again."
*{Author's Note: The out of water interpretation of SpongeBob and co. is more akin to their Sponge Out of Water version and not the "realistic" versions of the crew we've seen in the series. Which I'm sure you already had that visage in your head but I just wanted to clarify}
"Wow Sandy, I've never felt this moisturized in my life!" [SpongeBob said with a joyful expression on his face as he rubbed himself down]
"Yeah, feels like I'm still under the ocean~" [Mr. Krabs said with a pleased look on his face at how shiny his shell had became from the spray]
"Good! That's exactly what I was hopin' for! Now lets make our first stop Texas! I've always wanted to take y'all back to my home roots! Maybe I can get ya'll to meet my Ma and Pa! Maybe even *Randy while we're at it!" [Sandy said as her chair turned around to look back at her steering controls]
{Author's Notes: Randy is Sandy Cheek's canon brother for the uninitiated. Click this link if you want more info on him: https://spongebob.fandom.com/wiki/Randy_Cheeks}
"Wow. To think we get to meet the Cheeks family~! I'm so EXCITED!!" [SpongeBob shouted as he bounced in place left and right in his seat]
"I thought Sandy was an orphan." [Patrick said out of nowhere while looking over at the group in his usual look of mindless blank stare]
"As long as there's money in this "Texas" place then I don't care where we go!" [said Mr. Krabs while pointing at Sandy before leaning back in his seat]
"Are we there yet? Sitting next to SpongeBob for an extended period of time is bad for my hear." [Squidward said as he held his chest before SpongeBob would wrap an arm around him to pull his face next to SpongeBob's]
"Don't worry Squidward, I'll be riiiiiiiiight here with you, eeeeeeeeeeeeeevery step of the way~!" [SpongeBob said in a slow yet oddly menacing tone before letting out his iconic laugh which made Squidward scream in sheer terror]
{Author's Note: And just to dispel this here and now, yes I had an episode "Texas" where the crew had no idea what Texas was and they won't they'll have heard of Texas this one time with Sandy but they won't actually make it there, slight spoiler warning. Lol}
[While Squidward's screams had rang out from the passenger seat the camera would zoom in towards the cargo hold where Plankton could be seen hiding in SpongeBob's luggage before popping out of the keyhole to look around the area] "Alright. Finally free of those idiots. Karen. Got the moisture formula processed?" [asked Plankton asked in a low whisper to his watch]
"Yes, and thankfully I have enough for a full 2 hour spray for you. But after that you'll be on your own. I have enough for just one spray." [Karen responded before spraying Plankton down from antenna to feet stubs]
"Wow, that squirrel actually was onto something. Gonna have to siphon some once the time comes. But for now...Where is that Krabby Patty food kart? Time for me to get my objective done while I'm able." [Plankton said aloud before noticing the Krusty Krab food kart a few feet away from him to his left] "JACKPOT~!" [Plankton shouted in delight before booking it straight towards the kart and hopped onto the front] "Its time to FINALLY understand the secret ingredient to the Krabby Patty!" [Plankton then lifted the food kart and saw the mini grill in the center with Krabby Patty ingredients on the side with a big grin on his face] "Karen. We struck gold. And with those idiots busy in the front we have time. Quick. Scan!" [Plankton then held his wrist out to let Karen enter scan mode towards a Patty]
"Scanning Patty Formula...Process may take some time....2%.....6%....11%...." [said Karen while a green light started scanning the patties]
"Yes...Yes! YES! It's happening! We're-!" [Plankton started only for the ship to rumble and soon knock Plankton off the food kart] "Ow! What in the name of Neptune's Square Dancing Shoes is going on out there?! Can't that Squirrel fly straight?!"
"Plankton, you're gonna need to stay close to those patties. I can't scan if we're not in range." [said Karen which made Plankton groan in annoyance]
"It's always something I tell ya." [Plankton muttered before running back towards the food kart only for another rumble to make the food kart run him over on the spot, splattering his body on the spot before Plankton would pop up back into his original form] "Cursed Krabby Patties...Come back here you swine!" [he shouted while running after the kart only to scream in horror from the kart now moving back towards him though instead of running him over it would push him right back into the wall to mash him into a green stain on the wall] "Owwww…."
[Back with the group driving Matilda, Sandy had seen the U.S. of A over the horizon which made her point straight at it] "There it is straight ahead y'all!" [shouted Sandy in excitement which made the group quickly stood over her shoulders to take a look at America]
"Wooooooow….That whole thing is Texas? It looks pretty big." [SpongeBob said in shock and awe at the biggest state in America]
"And with all that land. There's gotta be a BUNCH of willing and paying customers~!" [Mr. Krabs said before his eye stocks formed one big "$" at the idea of making money off of a ton of customers]
"Y'all that ain't Texas but I can show ya since it's our first stop." [said Sandy but before they could get the chance a big triangle formed in the sky to show a beaten and damaged Bubbles which caught the entire group off guard]
"Bubbles?!" [asked the crew in unison but before Bubbles could say anything he fell straight out the sky to which Sandy was quick to act]
"Hold on there Bubbles! I got'cha!" [Sandy shouted before opening Matilda's hatch and pulled out a lasso to start twirling it around in the air before tossing it straight at his tail fin, which successfully wrapped around Bubble's] "Yeehaw~! Now to- WOAH!" [Sandy shouted as Matilda was pulled down after him thanks to his height and weight] "Woah there partner! We're going down!" [Sandy shouted as she hopped back into the pilot seat to try and pull Matilda up to lessen the impact upon landing]
"Sandy?! What's wrong with Bubbles?!" [SpongeBob asked in fear while an eerie red light and siren blared in the cockpit]
"I don't know! He looks hurt! Really bad! We gotta make sure we don't crash and burn when crash landing!" [Sandy shouted while slowly pulling back on the control stick though their decent was still fast and headed straight towards the beach area of South Carolina to which Bubbles landed right on the sands of Crystal Coast to which their impact made a massive poof of sand bust up into the air]
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[Our attention then gets cut by a flurry of bubbles covering the screen before we appear back at Sugar Cube corner where the entire building was being swarmed by Parasprites just eating everything up that they could wrap their adorable little lips around, soon enough they managed to gnaw through the roof of Sugar Cube corner which made Pinkie Pie dance around frantically on her hind legs while her front legs were in her hair]
"What do we do?! What do we do?! There's no instruments around here for miles and we don't have enough time to get them before they eat the entire building to crumbs!" [Pinkie Pie shouted frantically as she looked between Twilight and the Destruction of her second home]
"Nonsense! There's still hope! Rainbow Dash, hold my book." [Twilight said before the book of the Celestial Phenomenon landed in Rainbow Dashes hooves]
"I'll conjure us up a marching band if that's what it takes!" [Twilight said before concentrating her magic enough into her horn to create not just astral instruments but also a band to get the Parasprites attention just as music would begin to play, making them stop eating completely and dance to the beat before following the band straight back into the everfree forest]
[Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, and Spike cheered as well as the pony folk in and around Sugar Cube Corner for having their bacon saved] "YES! YESS!! Thank you Twilight! I would've gotten the instruments but mine are...er...were in my room before it got eaten." [Pinkie Pie said while looking over at the destroyed top half of the building]
"I'll see what I can do to try and fix that." [Twilight said with a smile before conjuring up magic into the tip of her magic horn, making Sugar Cube Corner glow in a lavender colored magic aura before it would start reconstructing itself to the point of pristine condition, almost as if the Parasprites were never there at all]
"Woah, I keep forgetting how much magic you've learned over the years Twilight. Surprises me every time I see you pull something off." [Spike said with a smile on his face before hopping onto Twilight's back yet again]
[Twilight on the other hand had a pretty worn look on her face, panting softly to try and catch her breath as sweat poured down her face] "Phew...Well its still not easy. Doing big stuff like that without the elements of harmony can take a pretty big toll out of me."
"Well lets take a break inside Sugar Cube corner. A glass of milk is just the thing that'll perk you up. Plus you earned it after all you did." [Pinkie said with a smile on her face before hopping towards the front door of Sugar Cube corner with Rainbow Dash and Twilight following after her]
"Well she ain't wrong. Lets celebrate that victory with a good tall glass." [Rainbow Dash said with an eccentric smile on her face while looking at Twilight]
"Welll….I guess we can. There's no harm in taking a small break before gathering the others so we can head out to Star Gazer's Peak to catch the miracle of the universe unfold before our very eyes~" [Twilight said, as excited as ever despite her stamina taking a massive nose dive after all that magic slinging she did earlier]
[Inside Sugar Cube Corner we see Pinkie carrying a tray with 4 glasses of milk for the entire group before sliding them in front of Twilight Sparkle, Rainbow Dash, Spike, and herself] "There we go! A tall refreshing glass for everypony~!"
"Thanks Pinkie. So, you excited for this "Celestial Phenomenon that's gonna happen after sun set?" [asked Rainbow Dash before taking a big swig of milk]
"BOY AM I EVER~! I didn't get it at first but after having Mr. and Mrs. Cake explain it to me I can't wait to see what happens! I hope it makes a MASSIVE biome made ENTIRELY of cakes and candy of ALL kinds~! We could name it "Sugar Cube Land" and never have to worry about running out of party food and birthday cakes ever again~!" [Pinkie Pie said while bouncing in place in excitement over the thought of an entire stretch of land in Equestria being made entirely out of desert foods]
"I'm....Not sure what kind of effect that would have on the landscape...Much less the maps of Equestria as a whole...But anything is possible after all." [Twilight said with a shrug, though the idea was kind of weird to think about and her face did little to hide that as she went to take a sip of her milk]
"More than anything I'd want there to be an entire new stretch of land filled with gems. I'd totally take half to eat and the other half for Rarity." [Spike thought aloud, imagining an entire biome made of priceless gems with him at the center, eating gems from a wheel barrow being pulled by a happy looking Rarity]
"Leave it to Spike." [Rainbow Dash said playfully while shaking her head at the idea]
"What? What's wrong with my hope?" [Spike asked while narrowing his eyes at Rainbow Dash]
"It's nothing wrong Spike it's just something we'd expect from you." [Twilight giggled, waving her hoof at Spike to calm him down]
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooh~ But an entire biome made of gems WOULD be pretty cool too! Not much we can do with it though in terms of parties." [said Pinkie Pie with her eyes slightly starry at the idea of an entire spit of land made of colored rocks]
"But regardless, it's safe to say Ponyville will never be the same again after tonight. So I say we embrace the changes with open arms!" [Twilight said as she held up her cup for a toast to which Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Spike returned by clashing their cups against Twilights, making milk jump up from their cups]
"Here! Here!" [shouted the team in unison before we'd transition back towards SpongeBob and co. at Crystal Shores Georgia]
"Whatever happens, I just know it'll bring us all closer together as friends" [said Pinkie Pie's disembodied voice as the camera pans towards Sandy helping SpongeBob and Patrick carry Bubbles towards land]
"Just what in the heck happened?! This fella looks like he tried to rodeo out with 5 bulls at the same time." [Sandy said in complete disbelief at Bubble's condition]
"We need something to perk him back up." [suggested SpongeBob after setting down Bubble's fin]
"Like what SpongeBob?" [asked Patrick with a confused expression on his face]
[without a word SpongeBob went back inside Matilda and pulled out the Krabby Patty kart with a proud smile on his face] "One Krabby Patty comin' up~!" [SpongeBob then opened the kart to see Plankton scanning a Krabby Patty with a shocked look on his face] "*Gasp* Plankton?! What are you doing here?!"
"PLANKTON?!" [asked Mr. Krabs as he approached the food kart with a look of disbelief which quickly turned to anger]
"U-Uhhh….Hey Krabs...SpongeBob... Wh-What brings you both here?" [Plankton asked, comically trying to feign innocence]
"Well we were trying to fix up bubbles but I guess we can add stopping you from trying to mooch off me money to the list!" [said Krabs before he grabbed Plankton and tossed him out of the kart before turning to SpongeBob] "SpongeBob! Cook up a patty while I deal with out little problem!"
"Aye aye mister Krabs!" [SpongeBob responded with a salute before turning towards the grill and started frying up a Krabby Patty]
[Krabs on the other hand went towards Plankton and picked him up before opening an empty bottle to stuff Plankton inside before corking the top] "That oughta hold ya until I know where to leave ya." [said Mr. Krabs while starring daggers at Plankton]
"Aw c'mon Krabs, why don't we be a bit more civil. We can talk this out like two adults, right~?" [Plankton asked in a nervous pleading tone only for Krabs to stuff the bottle in his pocket]
"Nope." [with that Krabs made his way back to the group whom had just fed Bubbles the patty and he started to wake up]
"Ugh....Wh-Where am I...?" [Bubbles asked weakly while slowly getting his eyes to adjust to the sun in his eyes]
"You're on land Bubbles. What happened to you?" [SpongeBob asked in a worried tone as he approached Bubbles to rub his head]
"Sp-SpongeBob? What are you doing on the surface world?" [Bubbles asked, clearly confused as heck thanks to his near coma experience]
"Well we wanted to see more of the surface. After we saw a bit of it during our adventure to stop Burger Beard from stealing the Krabby Patty formula we thought we'd have some fun coming up here for a bit." [SpongeBob explained with his usual happy disposition and demeanor]
"Ohh SpongeBob. You couldn't have picked a WORST time to come to the surface." [said Bubbles as he used his magic to start healing himself]
"Why Bubbles?" [asked SpongeBob in a worried tone]
"Because we have a situation. A serious one that could jeopardize the entire planet. Jasper has found earth." [Bubbles said in a menacing tone while looking at the Bikini Bottomites]
"Jasper? What kind of ridiculous name is that?" [asked Squidward in his usual sassy manner]
"Jasper is a space pirate. A cat." [said Bubbles which instantly made Sandy perk up]
"YA SEE?! I TOLD'JA! You can NEVER trust a cat!" [Sandy proclaimed while pointing at Bubbles]
"What does Jasper want?" [SpongeBob asked in confusion]
"Well, as you now know; Cats are not from earth. They came from a planet known as Domestica. A planet lush with life and filled to the brim with these feline beings. They used to live in the andromeda galaxy until they discovered hyper space technology. Allowing them to move from one galaxy to the next one jump at a time. And right around Domestica would be destroyed." [explained Bubbles while looking up at the sky]
"Destroyed? What happened to Domestica?" [SpongeBob asked, his general good nature sparking its head within him at the sound of others losing their homes]
"As fate would have it, a massive meteor shower was heading towards the planet, though this shower wasn't overhead. It was aimed straight towards Domestica where every meteor would collide with the planet and destroy it from the inside out, but before it would be blown off the cosmic map forever, many felines had managed to board their space ships and took off in other parts of the universe for sanctuary. Some managed to make their way here a couple thousand years ago. Even colonized themselves in the homes of many humans on the surface. But now Jasper knows that earth exists and is heading his way here." [explained Bubbles while looking back at SpongeBob]
"Why's that so bad? Now Jasper has a home he can live on now." [SpongeBob said with a smile on his face while bouncing in place]
"Jasper is a space pirate SpongeBob. He's not a peaceful type of cat. If anything he'd sooner dominate the earth and dictate it as its only ruler rather than live in peace with the other humans. That would possibly include the ocean as well. No spit of land is safe." [said Bubbles which made Sandy shake her fist]
"Why that low down no good varmint! Is that what happened to you Bubbles? Why y'all were so beaten up and lookin' worse for wear?" [Sandy asked as she looked back up at Bubbles]
"Yes. I confronted Jasper myself. Threatening him to turn tail with his armada but I had little success. And there's too many ships for any of you to take down. Jasper has ships by the thousands with many more Domestica warriors inhabiting each of them. There is simply nothing we can do." [Bubbles said while looking down in defeat]
"Aw c'mon now Bubbles. I'm sure we can do something about them space varmints. Nobody's unbeatable." [Sandy said, trying to reassure Bubbles as hope was still fresh on Sandy's face]
"You never met the Whiskered Armada before. They are far more vast and powerful than you may think. But....There might be a way you can stop their ships from getting too close to earth." [Bubbles said while rubbing his fin on his chin] "I can get you all into space. But from there we must play it smart."
"What can we do Bubbles? From the sound of it we're not gonna be much of a match for these guys." [SpongeBob asked with a worried tone]
"For now, the fleet is too big to stop all at once. So I merely need to get you all aboard a couple of ships and simply do what you do best when it comes to breaking things. Once we break their focus I'll simply destroy the remaining ships. Effectively halting their invasion." [said Bubbles before looking back at SpongeBob with a smile on his face]
"Oooooh boy~! I'm great at breaking things~" [Patrick said with an excited look on his face at the prospect]
"Well great. I came up here in hopes of getting some customers. Only now I'm thrusted headlong into another adventure of certain impending doom." [Mr. Krabs said with a disgruntled sigh escaping from him]
"You're complaining?! I never wanted to come along in the first place!" [Squidward responded with an angry tone as he looked over at Mr. Krabs]
"Enough chat. We MUST be ready for the incoming threat. Here." [Bubbles then zapped SpongeBob and co. with a magical beam, giving them space suits and blasters based off the gizmos seen in Plankton's Robotic Revenge; SpongeBob sported the Reef Blower, Sandy the Neptunning Fork, Patrick the Pickle Blaster, Mr. Krabs the Condiment Canon, and Squidward the Exploding Pie Launcher] "There! Now you all can breathe on the surface for as long as needed and the oxygen provided in the space suits, don't need you guys drying out in the heat of the moment. Those weapons will also protect you if things get hairy. Jasper does not play around with interferences."
"Wooooow~ These gizmos look so awesome~! Yet....So familiar..." [SpongeBob said in both glee and wonder]
"It's almost like they're from a mediocre video game or something." [added Patrick while starring at his pickle blaster]
"Yeeeehaw~! We're gonna teach those feline space slickers a thing or two when you mess with earth~!" [Sandy said before the group had vanished in a massive space aesthetic triangle]
[We then transition into space where the Whiskered Armada was seen just flying through the vast reaches of space until we zoom into a space ship where Patrick and SpongeBob pop in with Bubbles above them] "And here we are."
"Where's Sandy? And Mr. Krabs? And Squidward?" [SpongeBob asked after noticing him, Patrick, and Bubbles were the only one in the ship]
"I sent them to other fleets that would be hammered hard once their flag ships go up in flames. Now focus SpongeBob. Its important you and SpongeBob complete your mission. What you must do is make your way to the control panel without being spotted. It's in the room above this one. I would have brought you there directly but its filled with guards. You need to sneak in, destroy the control panel and I'll be here to get you out of here and into a safer ship. Once we destroy enough ships we can save the earth from dealing with an oppressive force." [said Bubbles while looking down at SpongeBob and Patrick]
"You can count on us Bubbles. We'll get to the control panel." [SpongeBob said with a confident smile on his face]
"Good. I await your success." [said Bubbles before vanishing]
"C'mon Patrick! We have a home to save." [SpongeBob announced before running off with Patrick following after him]
"I'm a hero ma~!" [Patrick cheered while following after SpongeBob]
[What would follow was a brief stealth montage, Metal Gear style...Only if Snake was about as competent at hiding as a 3rd grader's first attempt at playing Hide and Seek...SpongeBob and Patrick would make their way through the cockpit of the fleet flag ship they were brought in but not before getting spotted and having to get in blaster fights, knocking out the soldiers that spotted them before taking an elevator straight to the control panel room, though once they saw the room was literally crawling with guards from left to right SpongeBob and Patrick merely starred at each other from the next level insurmountable odds starring them in the face but luckily they could get a straight shot at the control panel right in front of them to which Patrick took the shot, surprisingly hitting the panel dead center to make it explode. This would not only put all the felines in high alert but their flag ship controls were destroy which made the ship itself veer off straight towards other ships, destroying them by the handfuls as they made contact with one another]
[As our focus turns to Mr. Krabs and Squidward in another flag ship Bubbles appears above them] "Alright you two, we have little time to do things properly. The controls are in the upper room. Don't bother with stealth. The first flag ship's destruction has already put the other fleets on high alert but it won't matter. They're all too huddled together to get away from the other flag ships. Just get to the control panel room and destroy the controls."
"Arrrrgh. Alright, alright! But after this I better get paid!" [said Krabs, putting money above the needs of others once again as he walked towards Squidward] "C'mon Mr. Squidward! We're goin' and we'll make this quick!" [Mr. Krabs then reached into his pocket to pull out Plankton only to realize his bottle was gone] "What the-?! Where'd Plankton go?!" [asked Mr. Krabs before Squidward would speak up]
"Uhhh...We kinda have more pressing matters to attend to at the moment!" [Squidward said as he pointed at cat soldiers whom pointed their blasters at the intruders]
"We're under siege! Destroy them now!" [shouted the soldier as they started shooting at Squidward and Mr. Krabs]
[Our attention would then jump towards Sandy whom was seemingly alone until she had picked up Plankton's bottle] "Plankton? What're you doing here with me? Shouldn't you be in Krabs' pocket?"
"I don't know and I don't care! Just let me out of this bottle already!" [shouted Plankton angrily while beating on the bottle's glass]
"Nice try, shrimp." [said Sandy before putting Plankton in her back pocket and made her way towards the control panel room before Bubbles could even tell her where it was]
"Do you even know where you're going?" [asked Plankton in a bored tone while sitting down in his bottle]
"Yeah. From what I heard on the wrist communicators we were all dropped below the control panel room. Just gotta get up there and destroy it." [said Sandy before she was spotted by guards though that didn't matter, Sandy's karate skills were far more than enough to send them packing though for long range counters she used her Neptune Fork blaster to stun the guards that were about to unleash blaster fire, keeping them in place long enough for her to dive kick one in the skull and use her tail to send another one packing clean through a wall, the slaughter fest would only continue all the way up towards the control room. Though unlike the others a metal door would meet Sandy due to the fleet being aware they were under siege but ever resourceful Sandy used her Neptune Fork to fire a steady stream of plasma energy to burn through the door enough to force it open]
"FIRE!!" [shouted the captain once the door was open, completely lighting up the area light a Christmas tree though Sandy was just casually crawling under the blaster fire stream in pure cartoony fashion straight towards the control panel before punching clean through the control panel to send the entire ship crashing into even more like the other flag ship before it]
"Mission accomplished Bubbles!" [shouted Sandy while shooting down distracted soldiers before ducking behind cover]
"Sandy! Mr. Krabs and Squidward are going to need your help! They haven't reached the control panel yet and since they armada are alerted to our presence by now, I can only assume the worst!" [said Bubbles over his comms]
"Send me there Bubbles! I'll save em' and send these jokers to their doom!" [shouted Sandy to which a triangle portal opened under her, dropping her right down to Mr. Krabs and Squidward cowering behind cover with laser blasters hitting everything around them]
"SANDY! HELLP!!" [shouted Mr. Krabs and Squidward in unison while hugging each other]
"Hold on y'all!" [shouted Sandy before grabbing Plankton's bottle]
"What? Did I say the secret word?" [Plaknton asked as Sandy reeled up her arm before tossing Plankton out from cover] "HEY! WHAT THE-?! OOF!!" [shouted Plankton as he hit the ground which caught the soldiers off guard, thinking it was a grenade but once they got a closer look they saw it was just a bottle which was long enough for Sandy to blast three soldiers in the head before going in hard with a flying kick to start beating down soldiers left and right] "Sheesh...And here I thought I was the evil one in this team." [Plankton muttered in a dull tone before Krabs would scoop him up and put him in his pocket while following after Sandy with Squidward at his side]
"C'mon Mr. Squidward we gotta keep near Sandy!" [shouted Mr. Krabs as he ran after Sandy]
"I'm running! I'm running!!" [shouted Squidward while following after Krabs and Sandy, making their way up to the control panel where that too would get busted and sending yet another flag ship crashing into the fleet, having already destroyed 75% of the entire fleet]
[This wouldn't go unnoticed with Jasper being seen shouting into an intercom connected to the entire fleet with an enraged look on his face] "What is going on back there?! Why am I watching dots of my invasion force disappear by the dozens?!"
"Sir! We have intruders! Somehow they stowawayed on the flag ships and had destroyed their control panels to have them crash into our fleets! We've lost Alpha, Gamma, Beta, Gold, Blue, Red, and Kitty Mix squadrants in only a couple minuets!" [shouted a soldier from the other side as pandemonium could be heard behind him]
"6 squadrons and my attack units....Whoever this is...they just sealed their fates. I want all focus on finding out who the intruders are! But keep your focus on landing on earth! We do NOT stop for ANYTHING! You got me?!" [asked Jasper in a strict tone while pounding his fist into the arm of his chair]
"YES SIR!!" [shouted each soldier listening before they started scrambling around to start getting the remaining fleet under control while also using radars to scan the perimeter of the fleet's surroundings]
"Jasper. Earth is dead ahead. We'll land in under an hour. Specifically 45 minuets." [said Milo, looking out the front window at the visage of earth in the distance]
"Finally...The long trek will be over. All those who perished during this trip shall not go in vain." [said Jasper as he stood from his seat and walked towards the window]
[Meanwhile with SpongeBob and co. in the ship hanger of a working ship, Bubbles appeared above the crew with a smile] "We did it! I can't believe it went so smooth. But now's not the time to celebrate. We stopped a planet scale invasion but we still have the remaining armada to deal with. It is imperative we get back to earth." [said Bubbles before using magic to create a spaceship large enough to hold the crew]
"Woooah~ That's a cool looking space ship! What's it for Bubbles?" [SpongeBob asked while his eyes were widened in wonder at the sight of their new ship]
"This is your ticket out of here. It is important that you use it to destroy as many ships as possible. It may be too late to stop them from landing on earth but it is not too late to keep shrinking their numbers. We can still win this." [Bubbles said just before the ship's doors would open to let the team in] "Take this and deal as much damage as you can. No doubt you'll be detected but this distraction is needed for me to use my powers to send the big cat himself packing. Can I trust you all?"
"Welll we've gotten this far haven't we? Lets get in there and blast up some bad guys!" [shouted Sandy as she ran towards the ship with SpongeBob, Patrick, Mr. Krabs, and Squidward in tow]
"After all that, I've had all the excitement I needed for one day." [Squidward muttered to himself while slumping towards the cockpit of their ship]
"Farewell. All of you. If this goes well then I can get you all home safe and sound." [said Bubbles whom smiled at the group before vanishing in a triangle portal]
"Alright y'all! Strap in! Hold tight! And don't yell! We're goin' in hot!" [Sandy shouted while cranking up the ship's engines before it would start slowly levitating into the air of the ship's hanger while slowly closing its doors]
[This wouldn't go unnoticed however with a soldier reading their radar noticing a new red blip showing up in a ship's hanger] "SIR! We've discovered the enemy ship! Its been held up in a hanger in ship #41902-0904!"
"So they managed to slip under the radar huh? Pretty sloppy of them to get caught now. Wait for them to leave the hanger then open fire." [said Jasper in a cold calculating tone]
"Yes sir!" [shouted the soldier over the comms to which every battle ship would turn towards the hanger and get their blasters ready but just as Sandy would fly out Bubbles would unleash a magic beam to destroy each ship that would've turned them into space dust to buy them time in getting out so they could fight back]
"SIR! Another problem! That dolphin from before is back! And he's attacking our fleet!" [shouted another soldier to which Jasper grit his teeth] "I should've known leaving that fool alive would prove to be a hassle. Turn this ship around Milo. I want to focus our Meow Wow cannon straight on him and send him packing once and for all." [said Jasper which made Milo jolt at the prospect before nodding in fear]
"Y-Yes sir!" [Milo responded before running towards the control panel to turn Jasper's flag ship around slowly]
"We end this little farce now." [said Jasper in a foreboding tone as he glared out towards the reaches of space slowly turning before him, once the ship lined up towards where Bubbles and Sandy's ship were, Milo started inputting the commands to have the ship start to slowly glow]
"Meow Wow sequence has been activated sir. The fleet is all converging on our position to get into the safe zone. [said Milo while watching the radar]
"Once they're all behind the green line activate our final attack." [said Jasper before taking a seat on his control chair once again]
"As you wish Jasper." [said Milo as the ship continued aiming towards the group all while glowing a brighter yellow coloration to the surface of the ship which quickly caught Bubble's attention]
"Oh no...Sandy! Quick! You must fly off as quickly as possible! Jasper is preparing his end game maneuver! You must get out of range of that attack as quickly as possible!" [shouted Bubbles to which we then pan into the cockpit where Sandy could be seen listening to Bubbles on the screen located near her controls]
"But Bubbles! Where do we go? I should at least aim towards earth!" [Sandy asked, seeing Bubbles so on edge suddenly had spooked her at this point]
"No time to debate! Get going!" [Bubbles said before using his tail fin to slap SpongeBob and crew right into the depth of space at near hyperspace speeds]
"All ships are in safety range sir." [said Milo while a green light shined on the touch screen beneath him]
"Unleash feline fury." [said Jasper in a dark and foreboding tone to which Milo merely nodded and pressed the green button to make the entire ship shine with what looked like yellow flames before it shifted into an astral cat figure that lowered itself on all fours]
"Feline fury. An attack so devastating it can wipe out solar systems in seconds. I never knew you were this insane Jasper. But I suppose having to planet hop for years would do that to anyone, wouldn't it? Well you've tried my hand for the last time. It's time I showed you the door." [said Bubbles as he starred down the flaming astral cat that stood before him though a ball of light could be seen gathering on Bubble's blow hole] "With this I'll destroy your entire armada. Now that its shrunken down to a more reasonable size and you're all in one place, what's stopping me now? Farewell." [with that Bubble unleashed a colossal sized hype beam straight towards the astral cat which, upon impact, released an explosion so large that it could be seen where SpongeBob and crew were flung off to]
"Wooooooah….Just....What was that....?" [SpongeBob asked in both fear and surprise at the sudden large burst of light just appearing and disappearing just as quickly]
"Who cares?! Get us outta here Sandy!" [shouted Squidward while shaking like a leaf]
"Hold your horses y'all! We don't even know where in the wide wide cosmos we are!" [Sandy said while pushing a button to activate the space map, trying to zoom out further and further to see where Earth was located] "There ain't no sign were in the same solar system as earth. Could be a while y'all."
"Uhhhhh...I don't think we have that much time Sandy...." [said Mr. Krabs while looking off at some seemingly random part of space out the window]
"What makes ya say that?" [Sandy asked as she looked up from her radar up towards Krabs]
"BECAUSE WE GOT COMPANY OF THE FELINE KIND!!" [shouted Krabs whom pointed at the same Astral Cat Bubbles had attacked earlier running straight for them at terrifying speed]
"By the hammer of Oden! LETS GET OUTTA HERE!" [Sandy shouted before nearly breaking the acceleration pedal on the ship, making them bolt straight off into the stars to begin the game of cat and mouse in space]
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[At this time it was night, all the lights in Ponyville were on as the sleepy town continued their nightly activities at home while others such as the Mane 6 (along with Starlight, Trixie, Princess Celestia/Luna, and Discord) were all gathered together to enjoy this once in a lifetime universe altering event that would forever alter their lives. Though for better? For worse? Ehhh...Depends on how you feel about this fanfiction]
"Oooooooh I can't wait~! It's gonna happen in just a couple minuets~! This is gonna be soooooo much fun~!" [Twilight said, as giddy as a toddler on her first day of school]
"Yes. Surely this is going to be oh so worth all the excitement and increased heart rates." [said Discord in his usual cynical tone] "How do we even know if what we're looking for is gonna be visible. As the records state in each generation the events that change are all random. Meaning this could change something on the opposite side of the universe. Far, far, far away from home."
"Oh come now Discord, it can't hurt to watch and see. For all we know it could create a gigantic spectacle. Or maybe alter the color of space itself." [Rarity suggested as she looked up at the god of chaos]
"Or maybe it could make wild life even more beautiful than it already is! I would love to see more lush green forests around here." [said Fluttershy, her own excitement leaving her for just a moment while trotting in place]
"I'm sure it'll be an event to remember. I still remember distinctively what happened the last time Luna and I saw the last Celestial Phenomenon. It was what gave Luna and I our cutie marks." [said Celestia with a nostalgic look on her face]
"What?!" [asked the Mane 6 and Starlight in unison]
"The Celestial Phenomenon is what gave you two your cutie marks?!" [asked Starlight, the revelation on how impactful such an event was hitting her light two trains colliding into one another]
"How do you think the event got its name?" [Luna asked with a soft smile]
"Before it had no name and we just called it "The Event" but once we had gotten our cutie marks because of it as well as our powers we agreed to call it the "Celestial Phenomenon". [said Celestia, a look showing she was trying her hardest not to giggle while unloading all this information on everyone at once]
"Sheesh...I knew this event was important given how highly Twilight spoke of it. But I sure as sugar wasn't expecting that." [AppleJack stated in a tone of pure bewilderment while trying to piece together in her head just how another event like this would play out]
"If I wasn't excited before....." [Pinkie started in a low, almost eerie tone while lowering her head before suddenly brightening up] "I'M LOADS EXCITED TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!!" [with that Pinkie turned into a Pinkie Rocket and flew straight up into space to unleash a large firecracker explosion, raining down frosting and confetti in her wake to which made frosting hit Trixie right in the face]
"Hey! Watch where you're having your little spaz attacks Pinkie! The great and powerful Trixie does NOT need an early trip to the dry cleaners because of YOUR antics!" [shouted Trixie while shaking her hoof at Pinkie in space though Pinkie herself would spawn next to Trixie almost instantly, making her jolt in place]
"Sorry Trixie, sometimes I just can't contain myself." [Pinkie said apologetically while still bouncing in place]
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[At this point in the chase the gang were almost out of fuel and almost out of time, the feline was gaining closer to their position and there was nowhere to run, hide, or even slow the thing down a bit and with Bubbles out of the picture there was almost nothing they could do at this point in the hopes of actually making a clean getaway]
"I hate to break it to ya fellers. But it don't look like we're gonna be doing much in a bit. We're almost out of fuel and there's no way we're gonna be able to combat that cat thing with our weapons!" [Sandy said while looking back at the crew]
"How do you know?! We didn't even try yet!" [Patrick said before picking up Squidward's Pie Blaster before opening the window to aim his pie gun at the cat] "Eat Persimmon Pear Pie ya space milk drinker!" [Patrick shouted before firing a pie straight at the cat's face only for it to get incinerated before it could even touch it] "Oh..." [Patrick then casually closed the window and sat down before putting his hands behind his head to relax] "Yeeeup. We're doomed."
"So much comfort and reassurance." [Squidward said sarcastically with an annoyed expression on his face to match]
"There's gotta be something on this ship we can use. I doubt Bubbles would just give us a ship and not give us a way to escape danger." [Sandy said while trying to keep calm, looking at every button until she had taken notice of a button labeled "Hyper Space Jump"] "Hyper Space Jump?"
"Hyper Space Jump? What the heck is a hyper space jump?" [asked Mr. Krabs with a confused look on his face]
"No time for questions Krabs! Just sit back, hang tight, and get ready!" [shouted Sandy before slamming her fist down on the button]
"Jumping to Hyper Space. Please remain seated at all times." [said an automated voice as the gang started strapping themselves down, though unbeknownst to the gang as fate would have it, the instance Sandy slammed her fist down on the button the Celestial Phenomenon would also happen, creating a wormhole right in front of them as they leaped into hyperspace]
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[The group of friends would see the even start with electricity sparking in the sky, lighting the stars up with newfound lights that would almost turn the night into day just from the sheer magnitude of light it was exuding] "Woah! Is the Celestial Phenomenon about to erase night time?!" [Spike asked in genuine fear while holding his hands up to block the light]
"No. That can't be it. It's..." [Twilight started before a MASSIVE burst would ring out all over, completely erasing the group in a blinding flash of light]
[You see dear reader, what had happened was, this Celestial Phenomenon created a wormhole that connected both the MLP verse and the SpongeBob verse together but once the crew had made contact in light speed, it not only ruptured the wormhole but also created a tremor in space time making a chain reaction that killed everyone in both verses.]
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[Anyway, getting back to the plot; after the massive burst of light had engulfed everything and everyone in Ponyville they found their vision coming back slowly though Ponyville's outlook would change entirely, the aesthetic to Ponyville would be MUCH LARGER as well as more vast with some architecture from Bikini Bottom being added in there, speaking of Bikini Bottom, Bikini Bottomites were seen rubbing their heads in daze and confusion much like everyone]
"Whu...What the heck happened?" [Spike asked in a groggy tone while looking around the area] "Is....Is everyone okay?!" [he asked as he slowly looked at the crew whom were all sprawled out on the ground]
"Y'know, next time you guys wanna invite me to your celestial events and such kindly leave me out of it next time." [said Discord as he raised his head off the floor only for it to fall off his neck comically]
"Sorry Discord...I had no idea that would happen. I was expecting something more....Subtle...Beautiful to look at. That was just....scary…" [Twilight responded in a weak apologetic tone while rubbing her hoof on her forehead]
"Speaking of scary...You guys may wanna run..." [Pinkie said while pointing at the sky the group quickly looked up to see a familiar looking space ship falling right out of the sky in a massive burst of flames]
"WOAH! ONE SIDE ONE SIDE!!" [shouted AppleJack as everyone hurried to make their way to safety though Celestia and Luna merely used magic to halt it in place just inches from their horns which doused the flames instantly before setting it down gently on the grass]
"What do you think it is Luna?" [asked Celestia while peeking through the damaged glass to see a Sponge and Starfish (mind you they still look like how we usually see them, not the realistic looking versions of the SB crew) hugging each other while cowering in fear, a Squid already passed out on the floor, a Krab trying to pick himself up only to fall right on his butt with a bottle falling out of his pocket, making it shatter on the ground to release an already liquified Plankton, and a Squirrel passed out on the control panel]
"I do not know sister, it looks quite....foreign... A construct of the Celestial Phenomenon perhaps?" [Luna asked while Celestia had made her way towards what looked like the door to use magic on it, praying it open in mere seconds before tossing the door right off its hinges to peer inside]
"Oh no! They found us!" [shouted Patrick which caught everyone's attention, making them move closer towards the door to inspect just what was going on in there] "They're gonna eat us SpongeBob!"
"No! I won't let you!" [shouted SponeBob who got in front of Patrick to start moving his hands in Karate formations before taking notice of Celestia, Luna, and Discord looking at him, the sisters in confusion and Discord in amusement] "Huh? Hey Patrick I don't think these guys are the cats that were chasing us..."
"Huh?" [Patrick asked in confusion while looking up to see the faces of Celestia, Luna, and Discord] "What are they SpongeBob?"
"I don't know Patrick. Who are you people?" [SpongeBob asked while still hugging Patrick to try and keep him safe in case they were gonna throw down]
"My name is Celestia. Princess Celestia. This is my sister Luna and this is Discord, the god of Chaos." [Celestia said while introducing themselves in order]
"And I must say you're the strangest anomalies in the universe I've ever had the pleasure to behold with my eyes." [Discord stated as he teleported next to SpongeBob and Patrick with a look of amusement that never left his face since seeing them] "So tell me. What's it like just being born from space?"
"Space? We didn't come from space. Well I mean we did in this ship but that's not where we were born. We're from a place called "Bikini Bottom" deep in the Pacific Ocean." [SpongeBob explained while holding his hands up towards Discord]
"OH WOW! LOOK AT THESE GUYS!" [Pinkie Pie shouted suddenly while bouncing into the room suddenly to take a close look at SpongeBob and Patrick] "This one's a bright yellow and the other's a big pink STAR! He's star shaped! He must've came from space as a result of that phenomenon thingy!"
"Huh?" [asked Patrick with a usual dumb confused expression on his face due to how fast Pinkie was talking]
"I'm sorry, we don't have time to talk! We're being chased by evil space cats that want to destroy the world! We tried getting away! And now we're stuck on this weird world cause' Sandy-! Wait! Sandy!!" [SpongeBob shouted upon noticing Sandy was down for the count, just sprawled out on the control panel to which he quickly tried helping Sandy to sit up but her helmet was completely destroyed and her suit damaged due to the impact into the wormhole] "Oh no! We need to get Sandy someplace safe to rest Patrick. I think she's hurt real bad."
"Looks like Squidward and Mr. Krabs could use some too." [said Patrick while pointing at them]
"We can help you with your friends if you want." [Luna spoke as she stepped forward]
"Really? You can help them? Yes, please. Anything." [SpongeBob said worriedly while looking at Luna then back to Sandy]
[With that and no extra charge Luna and Celestia used their immense magic to heal the entire group inside the ship, quickly sparking life back into their eyes]
"Wha-? Huh? Where in the hay are we?!" [Sandy asked, her last memory being her jump to hyper space and colliding with a wormhole]
"We're in some strange place where there are different, yet friendly, creatures. I dunno what they are but they helped fix you guys up." [SpongeBob explained while looking over at Sandy, gesturing a hand towards Celestia and Luna as the ones who did all the helping]
"They're princesses! Celestia and Luna for those just now joining us~! They're Alicorns with verrrrry powerful magic~!" [said Pinkie Pie while bouncing in place with glee]
"Aliconrns? They look like horses with wings and horns." [Sandy said while rubbing her chin only to notice her helmet was busted up] "My helmet! Wait...I can breath? This place has air?"
"No we breath on frosting and cupcake fumes." [said Discord sarcastically while hovering over Sandy which made her jump in shock]
"Yeow! What in the hay are you?!" [Sandy asked in both shock and confusion]
"Oh that's just Discord. He's the god of Chaos." [SpongeBob explained as though it were just a common occurrence]
"Alright, I've had enough of being left in the dark! I wanna know where we are, why we're here, and just what the barnacles is going on around here!" [said Mr. Krabs as he stood to his feet and pointed at the group though their conversation would be cut short by Twilight speaking up]
"Uhhh...I don't mean to interrupt anything but...Are these the cats you guys were talking about?" [Twilight asked which made SpongeBob and crew perk up before bolting out the door to take a look up at the sky to see the Whiskered Armada hovering over......Ponyville(?) Bikini Bottom(?) Pony Bottom(?) Bikiniville(?) whatever works I guess with their ships slowly landing towards the ground]
"This is bad! We just got to safety and they're already after us again!" [said Squidward while pointing at the ships coming down]
"And you said they're bad guys?" [asked Starlight while approaching Sandy from the side]
"Yes! They're ALL BAD! You can NEVER trust a cat!" [Sandy said as she looked at Starlight before looking back up at the Whiskered Armada]
"Hey! I take offence to that! Opalescence is a good cat whom only conducts herself in the most refined moments life has to offer!" [shouted Rarity in protest to Sandy's statement before the group would see Jasper and Milo land on the ground from a beam of light that came from their main ship]
[Upon landing on the ground Jasper slowly looked around at the strange sight of fish and pony people just starring at him and his soldiers in both confusion and worry] "So. This is....earth was it? Not a bad place. Peaceful, beautiful, good sights, and plenty of pre-built castles. Alright. I'll take everything." [said Jasper with a pleased look on his face before Celestia and Luna had landed in front of him]
"Who are you?" [Celestia asked in a stern yet somewhat gentle tone as expected of someone of her benevolence]
"My name is Jasper. I'll be taking your planet as home for what's left of my people and you'll surrender everything. Or risk termination." [said Jasper in a blunt tone as he glared down Celestia]
"You'll make no such demands. This is our home and you've no right to just waltz in and take what isn't yours!" [said Luna sternly while glaring down the feline]
"Fine. You were given the peaceful option. Send down the orbital strike!" [shouted Jasper while holding up a wrist communicator towards his mouth to which the ships above started charging up energy at the bottom of their ships to begin their assault]
"Oh no! They're gonna attack those people! Sandy! What should we do?!" [asked SpongeBob worriedly, still atop Ponyville peak with the others]
"I don't know! We lost our ship and our weapons back in space! We can't afford to just jump in and get into a fight against that fire power! [said Sandy while trying to think of something out of such a desperate moment]
"No worries. Princess Celestia's got this covered." [said Rainbow Dash with a dismissive tone as she waved her hoof at Sandy]
[Back with the showdown the ships had unleashed a massive onslaught of lasers from their ships to rain down on Pony Bottom which made it seem as though the area was leveled but once the dust had cleared Luna had effortlessly made a massive forcefield around Pony Bottom's perimeter which caught Jasper off guard]
"Wh-What the-?! How did you do that?!" [Jasper asked from inside his forcefield that was protect himself from the seemingly impending kamikaze attack]
"You will leave now or we will banish you to where you'll wish you had stayed in space." [said Celestia in a stern tone as she gave Jasper a glare that would turn anyone's organs to stone]
"Grr.... I will not be denied...Yet....We don't have enough power for another feline fury attack do we?" [asked Jasper while looking at Milo]
"S-Sorry sir...we don't have enough fuel for another attack of that magnitude. The orbital strike was all we could muster from what's left." [said Milo in a nervous tone]
"Drats! Fine! We'll take the retreat order. Come Milo." [said Jasper as he held up his hand to gesture everyone to fall back which was an order that was gladly followed upon request thanks to Luna's display of sheer awesome power, once back on the ship Jasper he clenched his fists and marched back towards his pilot chair] "We'll be back when we've re-fueled everything and once that's done we'll be back and hit them with everything we've got. After that blaster dolphin costed us so much only to find the planet we've long sought. We get denied. I will NOT take this humiliation lying down!" [with that the Whiskered Armada flew off at light speed straight towards the outer reaches of space to which the denizens of Pony Bottom all cheered happily amongst themselves while Celestia and Luna huffed their noses at the Whiskered Armada turning tail as a subtle warning to never come back]
[SpongeBob and crew at this point were in sheer disbelief and awe at what they just witnessed with Plankton himself just starring mouth agape from behind a rock he was hiding behind] "Mother of all algae...Karen did you see THAT?! How did they do that?!"
"Yes, I saw the whole thing from my perimeter scanners and from what I can determine from the data given, they used magic to make it happen." [said Karen from Plankton's watch]
"Magic? Pffft. I've proven that to be a scientific impossibility 17 times. There's no such thing as magic." [said Plankton as he waved off that explanation before suddenly something had hit him] "Karen...Did you say you saw everything from your perimeter scanners?"
"Yes. Why?"
"Karen. The perimeter scanners are at the chum bucket! Back in Bikini Bottom! We're a LONG LONG way from home! How in the blue sea shells did you see that if we're not in Bikini Bottom?!" [asked Plankton in sheer bewilderment]
"Well that's the story that's gonna throw you for a loop. You may wanna head back to the chum bucket. I'll set you up so you can try and snoop some information out of those talking horses." [said Karen to which Plankton saluted her before getting out of dodge]
"THAT WAS AWESOME~! How did they do that?!" [asked SpongeBob in a joyful cheer along with Sandy, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs at the sight of the whiskered armada flying away in defeat]
"It's called magic. Celestia and Luna are the strongest when it comes to using magic. So we were never in any real danger in the first place." [said Starlight, a smile written on her face at his group's joyous cheers]
"Who were those guys anyway? They seemed like bad news." [asked Rainbow Dash while rubbing her hoof in suspicion on if they were gonna actually stay gone due to past experiences]
"We ca all get in a fair share of explanations down at City Hall. It'd be best if we got everyone down there in one place." [said Celestia as she and Luna had landed near the group] "From what we saw in the city, we're gonna need all hooves on deck to effectively explain the situation."
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Author's Note: So guys, I decided to make this mediocre origin special a two parter to not have you guys wait so long for the next part. And while I got'cha reading this part I also wanna clarify "again" that, yes, Discord is here despite the "Mermaid Man" episode I posted before because, as I explained prior, every episode is self contained minus this origin WHICH IS CANON to the story. So yes, I understand what happened in this story was a little off considering the past episode but I never really expected to make this as a serious continual series with its own continuity. But maybe after this two parter I'll take continuity into consideration since people want me to do the reverse of what I've been doing; which is take MLP episodes and implant the SpongeBob crew into them. So I just may do that in Season 2. Hope you guys at least somewhat enjoyed. No I do not believe this is my best work but I did what I could with the "It's a Wonderful Sponge" scrapped footage that was given on YouTube. If you want more info on said scrapped footage this video here will sate your hunger for knowledge: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1rT27GysjY And its pretty much where I got my inspiration from. So enjoy and I'll see you guys on the next one.
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
The story begins with Pinkie Pie having the idea to go camping, she told her friends about it, but only SpongeBob, Patrick, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack were willing to go on the trip. Hearing this, Squidward had prepared himself for the night of his life, with Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and especially SpongeBob out of his hair Squidward was determined to enjoy himself. Later that night Squidward had himself ready for the night.
“Ah, finally, the weekend is here. And this isn't just any old weekend. This is the weekend that SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash go camping.” Squidward gestures at his "Dance Quarterly" calendar at a picture of the five on his calendar. “Wouldn't it be great if they got lost in the woods and never came back?”
-in Squidward's thought bubble-
“Guys, I'm scared!” said SpongeBob in fear.
“Ho-ho, that would be great!” Squidward quickly hops into his bed. “You've waited a long time for this. A soft bed, warm tea, a good book, and two whole days with no…” Squidward imitates SpongeBob's laugh and when he stops, he can hear SpongeBob's laughter along with Patrick’s and Pinkie Pie’s. “What the…?!”
Squidward goes outside and sees SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie in a tent in his backyard. While Rainbow Dash and AppleJack were just star gazing next to the fire they started. “SpongeBob, aren't you guys supposed to be camping?”
“We are camping.”
“SpongeBob, it's not camping if it’s in my backyard.”
“Aww, it doesn't matter where you are as long as you're outdoors. While all those soft city folk are safe in their beds reading books, we're out here, pitting ourselves against the formidable forces of nature. You wanna join us?”
“Yeah Squidy! Join us!” said Pinkie Pie.
“No.”
“Ok. Have fun inside.”
Squidward leaves then quickly comes back. “What do you mean, "have fun inside"?”
“Just…have fun inside. See you tomorrow.”
“Oh. Bye.” Squidward leaves and then comes back again. “You little sneak! I see what you're doing!”
“What?”
“Don't think I can't see what you're doing!”
“What?”
“You're saying I can't take it!”
“But all I…”
“AH! You're saying I'm soft! You think your little "have fun inside" challenge is gonna make me come camping with you, but that is NEVER GONNA HAPPEN! There's no way I'm gonna sit out here all night with you losers! So, get used to it!” with that Squidward left.
“Ok.”
“Have fun inside.” Pinkie Pie said innocently.
Squidward comes back and yells at them. “That's it! I'm in! I'll show you camping! ” Squidward quickly runs into his house.
Rainbow Dash and AppleJack slowly walked up to the three as they left there tent.
“What’s goin’ on fellas?” asked AppleJack.
“Squidward's gonna come camping with us!” SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie giggle while Rainbow Dash scoffed.
“I can see this going well.” Rainbow Dash whispered to AppleJack. They both shared a quite laugh until Squidward comes back with a big backpack on.
“Now you'll all see how a real…” Squidward falls forward into the grass from the heavy backpack. “...outdoorsman does it!” Squidward crawls out from under the backpack and gets out a cylinder looking bag. “Here we are-- my remote-controlled, self-assembling tent. Watch and learn.” SpongeBob takes out binoculars while Patrick and Pinkie Pie gets out a notepad and a pair of glasses while Rainbow Dash only rolled her eyes. Squidward throws the bag in the air then gets out the remote and pushes the button. The bag explodes and the tent, sticks, and rope fall on the ground.
“Bravo, Squidward. Bravo.” said Rainbow Dash rhetorically.
“Yeah, that was great, Squidward! But how do you get inside?” asked SpongeBob.
“Yeah, it's all crushy-looking.” asked Patrick.
“Is that how you guys set up tents under the sea?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“No! It isn't put up yet, you idiots.” Squidward starts to mess with his tent but tears it. “Huh?”
“Customization.”
“Genius!”
Squidward starts beating the tent with a wooden stake. “Bah! bah! bah!”
Rainbow Dash and AppleJack fall out rolling on the ground while laughing at the scene in front of them.
“He's tenderizing the ground!”
“Of course!” said Pinkie Pie.
Squidward gets himself tangled in the rope and is trying to unravel it causing Rainbow Dash and AppleJack to laugh harder.
“Write that down!! Write that down!!”
It turns out that Patrick is playing tic-tac-toe with Pinkie Pie instead of writing notes. Squidward then kicks the pile of tent pieces and it magically becomes a tent.
“Huh? Voila.” The tent collapses so Squidward rolls it up out of the way and brings back a sleeping bag. “But what could compare to just lying out under the stars?” SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie applaud while Rainbow Dash and AppleJack sat next to them after pulling themselves together after Squidward’s episode. “Well, I've worked up an appetite as big as all outdoors. Time for a little grub.”
“You should be hungry after all that wrestlin’ with yer tent an’ all.” laughed AppleJack with everyone else joining in.
“Whatever. Anyway, for terms of food, especially knowing it involves the five of you. I suppose you’re gonna stew up some twigs and rocks, right?”
“Nope, we've got something even better-”
Hearing SpongeBob’s statement Pinkie Pie hides her twigs and rocks behind her.
“-Marshmallows.” SpongeBob takes out a bag of marshmallows and eats one. “Mmm-mm. Just like the astronauts eat.”
“What’s an astro-whatever?” asked AppleJack.
“You really need to get out more.” said Pinkie Pie. “Astronauts are people that go inside a space ship and they go up into space and explore the stars! I’d like to go into space one day!”
“Yeah, like that’ll happen.” said Rainbow Dash.
“You really think so? Thanks Dashie!”
“Uhh…you’re welcome?”
Patrick then puts a fishbowl over his head and he imitates static, like an astronaut. “Patrick to SpongeBob. Patrick to SpongeBob. Do you read me? Over.”
SpongeBob has a fishbowl over his head and imitates static as well.
“SpongeBob to Patrick. I read you. Over.”
Pinkie Pie puts a fishbowl over her head a imitates static.
“Pinkie to Spongey Do you read me? Over.”
“Spongey to Pinkie. You’re coming it loud and clear. Over.”
Patrick imitates static. “Patrick to SpongeBob. I’d like on. Over.”
Pinkie Pie imitates static. “Pinkie to Patty. Me too.” The trio imitate static back and forth for a bit while Squidward, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack stare vacantly at them.
SpongeBob imitates static. “SpongeBob to Patrick, SpongeBob to Pinkie. Help yourselves. Over.”
Patrick and Pinkie Pie grab a marshmallow. “Yummy!” Patrick and Pinkie Pie then jams the marshmallow in his mouth, through there fishbowls, breaking them.
“Patrick to SpongeBob! The deliciousness has landed!”
“Same goes for me!”
“Hey, don’t go hoggin’ the marshmallows! Pass us the bag!” said Rainbow Dash.
“Sure Rainbow. Here ya go.” said SpongeBob handing her the bag.
“Well, you astronauts can eat marshmallows. I gonna have a can of Swedish Barnacle Balls....” Squidward holds up the can in his hand. “just as soon as I can get my can opener.”
“But Squidward, didn't you take a can opener when you hiked out here?”
“Why would I bother? We're ten feet from my house.”
“But this is the wilderness. It just doesn't seem to fit the camping spirit.”
“Pretty weenie.”
“Yeah, Squidy, don’t be a weenie.”
“All right. All right. Gimme a marshmallow.” Squidward begins roasting his marshmallow until Patrick's marshmallow catches on fire and he blows it on Squidward's face. Squidward wipes it off and begins roasting his marshmallow until Patrick's marshmallow catches on fire and he blows it on Squidward's face again. The third shot Squidward avoids and laughs… until the marshmallow flies back into Squidward's head. “Ok. Besides spitting molten food stuffs at me, what else do you do for fun?”
“Simple!” said Rainbow Dash. “Well tell scary stories!” Rainbow Dash slowly hovers over the group. “You guys do like scary stories, right?!”
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie gulp nervously.
“Uh, s-sure R-Rainbow.” said SpongeBob hiding behind Patrick. “W-We don’t mind…r-r-right Patick?”
“R-Right SpongeBob! We can totally handle it, we’re not babies. R-Right Pinkie Pie?”
Pinkie Pie didn’t even say anything. She only shivered and quickly hides behind Patrick with SpongeBob. “Uh-huh.”
“Good. It all started on a night, just like this, deep within’ the Everfree Forest. A filly was trying to get home after playing all day so she decided to take a short cut through the Everfree forest. Little did she know that she was being watched from afar, by the infamous being, known as Slender Pony!”
“Slender Pony?” Squidward asked rhetorically.
Rainbow Dash instantly flew into Squidward’s face. “Yes! Slender Pony!” Rainbow Dash flew back above the group. “Anyways, back to the story. The little girl had discovered that is was darker then normal in the Everfree Forest, so she pulled out her flashlight and began to look for a way out. As she got deeper and deeper into the forest she discovered a piece of paper attached to a tree, the paper read ‘Help Me’. The little girl felt a cold tingle travel up her spine. But she shrugged it off, thinking it was just a stupid prank. She continued into the forest and stumbled across an old abandoned carriage with another note attached to it. This note read ‘Can’t Run’.”
At this point SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie were ready to wet themselves.
“After reading the note the little girl heard rustling behind her, she quickly turned to see who was back there, but she saw nopony. The little filly tried to brush it off, but as she continued on the rustling sound seemed to be following her. So she started to run as fast as she could until she found another note. But this note didn’t have anything written on it, it only had a drawing of a tall slender pony surrounded by trees. This particular note made the filly shiver, and as she turned around she saw him…”
“S-Saw who?” asked Pinkie Pie.
“Slender Pony!!” Rainbow Dash yelled causing the three to jump. Squidward and AppleJack were just sitting there listening to the story.
“Wh-What happened n-next?” asked SpongeBob in pure fear.
“Well, the filly had noticed that Slender Pony had no face, and was wearing a black suit with a red tie and white shirt.”
Rainbow Dash flew into Patrick’s face. “I mean no eyes, no mouth, no skin, no hair, no facial features at all. Just a pure white head.”
Patrick shook like a leaf. “I-I see.”
“The filly also noticed the longer she looked at the pony she began to develop a head ache so she decided to hall tail outta there. Running as fast as her little hooves could carry her, she kept running until she found a rest area in a clearing of the forest. Seeing it as a safe house from Slender Pony she quickly ducked inside. With flashlight in hand, the filly looked through each room to see if she could find anything to defend herself with. She kept searching and searching until she entered a room with another note attached to the wall.”
“Oh no.” mumbled Pinkie Pie.
“She slowly approached the note and took it off the wall, again, it had only a drawing of Slender Pony with no written all around him. So she took the paper and slowly turned around…and…”
“What?” asked SpongeBob. “What happened next?”
“Are you sure you want to know?”
“Yes.” answered Patrick.
“Are you really sure you want to know?”
“Yes! What happened next?!” yelled Pinkie Pie.
Rainbow Dash instantly appeared behind the three. “He got her!” she yelled causing the three to scream in pure fear.
“Alright Rainbow, you can calm em’ down now.” said AppleJack.
Rainbow Dash then quickly flew in front of them and stopped them in there tracks. “Okay you guys, you can calm down now.”
“Sorry Rainbow Dash, it’s just that story was really scary.” said SpongeBob.
“Yeah.” Agreed Patrick and Pinkie Pie.
“Well, so far I’m entertained. But I’d like to move onto the next activity.” said Squidward. “What else do you guys do for fun?”
“Well, after a long day of camping and scary stories, it's nice to unwind with a nice, relaxing campfire song."
After the song had ended Pinkie Pie was clapping her hooves while Squidward, AppleJack, and Rainbow Dash looked at SpongeBob and Patrick like they had lost there minds.
“Ahh, now, wasn't that relaxing?”
“No! This is relaxing.” Squidward holds up his clarinet and plays "Michael, Row The Board Ashore".
“Oh no! I'll save you, Squidward!” SpongeBob picks up a marshmallow and uses a slingshot to shoot in the clarinet and into Squidward's throat causing him to collapse. “Squidward, are you all right?” SpongeBob held up Squidward’s head as he started chewing. “That's it, chew, chew, and swallow. There, better?”
“Better?! I was fine until you lodged that ballistic junk food into my windpipe!”
“But I had to! It's too dangerous to play the clarinet badly out here in the wilderness! It might attract…an Ursa Minor.”
“An Ursa Minor? You mean like the ones that DON'T EXIST?!”
“What what’re you sayin’?” asked AppleJack.
“There's no such thing! They're just a myth!”
“Oh no, Squidward, Ursa Minor are all too real! It says so in the Equestria Inquirer!" SpongeBob holds up the magazine.
"I Married an Ursa Minor"?
“Yeah, and Fake Science Monthly!” Patrick holds up the magazine.
"Ursa Minors and Fairy Tales Are Real?" That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard!”
“Well, maybe it is stupid, but it's also dumb!”
“Pinkie's right, Squidward. Ursa Minors are no laughing matter. As a matter of fact an Ursa Minor even came through Ponyville once!”
“What? When?!”
“When Trixie came by boasting about how ‘awesome’ she was until a real one came by and almost trashed the town until Twilight saved the day.” explained Rainbow Dash.
“Yeah Squidward, ah don’t think you should be doubtin’ an Ursa Minor until ya see one for yourself.”
“You know what AppleJack? You’re right! I should be more careful. In fact, why don't you tell me all of the things I shouldn't do if I want to keep the Ursa Minors away?”
“Ok, that's easy. First off, don't play the clarinet.”
“Okay. Then what?”
“Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast.” said Patrick.
“Flashlights are their natural prey.” said Pinkie Pie.
“You're kidding.”
“Don't stomp around. They take that as a challenge.”
“Yeah.”
“Go on.”
“Don't ever eat cheese.”
“Sliced or cubed?”
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie converse quietly to each other.
“Cubed; sliced is fine.”
“Yeah, yeah, and?”
“Never wear a sombrero-”
“-in a goofy fashion!”
“Or clown shoes.” said Pinkie Pie.
“Or a hoop skirt.”
“And never…”
“Ever…”
“Ever…”
Pinkie Pie then gasps.
“SCREECH LIKE A CHIMPANZEE!!!”
“Wow! That's amazing how many things can set an Ursa Minor off."
SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinkie Pie hold each other in terror.
“They're horrible!”
“And… and suddenly I have the sense we're all in danger!”
“Why?”
Rainbow Dash’s eyes grow wide and she whispers to AppleJack. “He’s not really gonna do it is he?”
Squidward runs off and comes back wearing all the items mentioned from before. “Just a feeling!!”
“He is.” replied AppleJack.
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No!”
Squidward begins making monkey & chimp noises. “U!UHUHU!”
“SQUIDWARD, PLEASE DON'T!!” begged everyone.
Squidward continues to do whatever it takes to get a Ursa Minor's attention. “Uh! Uh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ah! Ah! Ah!”
“SpongeBob, what are we gonna do? An Ursa Minor is sure to come over and eat us!”
“Don't worry, everyone. I'll draw us an anti-sea-bear circle in the dirt.” SpongeBob grabs a stick and draws a circle around all of them.
Squidward continues to screech like a chimpanzee. “Uh! Uh! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Uh!”
“Good thinking!” says Patrick as Pinkie Pie holds up another issue of Fake Science Monthly. “All the experts say it's the only defense against an Ursa Minor attack.”
Squidward stops screeching and laughs. “Ha! ha! ha! You guys are so gullible! See? I did everything that attracts an Ursa Minor and nothing happened! If Ursa Minors really exist, why didn't one show up?”
“Maybe it's because you're not wearing your sombrero in a goofy fashion.” suggested Rainbow Dash.
“Oh, pfft, sorry! How silly of me! You mean like this?” Squidward tilts his sombrero to the right then laughs. As he is laughing, a clawed paw turns the sombrero upside-down.
“No, like that.” said Pinkie Pie.
“Grrrrrrrr!”
“AAAAAAAH! ”
“GROOOOOAAAAAR! ”
Squidward runs as fast as he can but the Ursa Minor quickly catches him and starts to beat the tar out of him.
“Squidward, are you okay?”
“No.”
“Quick! Jump inside our anti-sea-bear circle before he comes back.” yells AppleJack.
“Yeah. Ursa Minors often attack more than once.”
“Are you all crazy? A dirt circle won't stop that monster. I'm running for my life!”
“No!” Everypony screams, but unfortunately for Squidward the Ursa Minor comes back and attacks him again until it eventually leaves.
“Don't run! Ursa Minors hate that.”
“Thanks for the tip. I guess I'll just limp home, then.”
“No!”
The Ursa Minor almost instantly comes back and attacks Squidward again.
“They hate limping more than running!”
“Well, I guess I'll just have…”
Before Squidward could finish his sentence the Ursa Minor instantly comes back and mauls him again.
“I should have warned you about crawling.”
The Ursa Minor once again attacks Squidward and leaves.
“What’d I do that time?”
“I don't know! I guess he just doesn't like you.”
“Pretend to be somebody else!” yelled Pinkie Pie.
“Yeah!” yelled Patrick.
Rainbow Dash looked at them. “Are you two serious?”
“Probably.” replied Patrick.
“Here, draw a circle.” SpongeBob throws Squidward a stick.
“Ok.”
Ursa comes back and attacks Squidward yet again.
“That was an oval! It has to be a circle!”
“Move over!” yells Squidward as he runs and sits on top of SpongeBob, inside the circle.
The Ursa Minor comes back, growls at Squidward, sees the circle, points menacingly at Squidward, then leaves.
“Hey, it worked! You guys saved my life.”
Everyone cheers.
“I gotta say, that went better than I though it would be.” said AppleJack.
“Yeah, I'm glad it was just an Ursa Minor. This circle would never hold back an Ursa Major.
“What attracts them?”
“The sound of an Ursa Minor attack.” an Ursa Major is snorting beside them.
“Heh, good thing we're all wearing our anti-sea-rhinoceros undergarments, right, guys?”
“Uh-huh.”
My Little Pony: Square Pants Are Magic
Marmaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
Author's Note: Aight guys, this is an episode I wanted to do personally and I'm sure I would've gotten requests for it anyway so I figured why not? Should be fun to at least post this up and see where it goes from here. So as usual, please enjoy fam. And YES I know I have IV published before III! I never said that I'd do episodes in release order!
[This episode begins with a spinning title card that soon halted so the viewer could tell what it would read] "The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy! We join Ponyville's noblest, boldest, oldest superheroes as they bravely prepare for vacation." [While voicing the introduction we would see the camera focusing on two young stoic faces before we'd pan out to see the actual elderly heroes as the announcer added "oldest" to the introduction, though we'd soon see both pack their clothes into their bags while the words “FOLD” and “PACK” come up] "But wait! While our heroes relax at Leisure Village, who will watch the Mermalair?" [asked the announcer as the camera pans out to show the layout of the Mermalair before the scene would transition to Barnacle Boy whom opens the doors to the Mermalair so SpongeBob, Patrick, Pinkie Pie, and Rainbow Dash would jump in though Fluttershy would just gingerly trot inside while looking at the others]
"ManSponge…"
"...BoyPatrick"
"Pink Menace..."
"And Rainbow Thunder!"
"Reporting for duty." [stated SpongeBob, Patrick, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie in perfect unison while all giving Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy a hearty salute]
"Yeah, yeah, follow me." [Barnacle Boy said in an unamused tone while walking past a sleeping Mermaid Man]
"Up, up, and away!" [said the Heroes of the tale as they flew off into the air after Barnacle Boy which woke Mermaid Man up]
"Evil!" [Mermaid Man stated as he looked around the area to see where everyone had gone which made Fluttershy giggle at his elderly antics before following after the group]
"Now, we want you boys and girls to keep an eye on the place. Water the plants, and make sure that..." [Barnacle Boy said as he lead the four around the Mermalair, gesturing at their duties only for SpongeBob to suddenly speak up]
"Oh my gosh, guys. Look! This is the greatest wall of superhero super gadgetry ever!" [SpongeBob started as he and the gang looked at the wall of gadgets that decorated a steel wall] "I'm going to play with the Cosmic-Ray!"
"I'll get the Aqua-Glove." [Patrick chimed in as he looked at SpongeBob]
"The D.I.Y hammer is TOTALLY mine!" [said Rainbow Dash with a devious smirk on her face while rubbing her hooves together]
"I'll erase half of all crime by using the *infinity anchor!" [said Pinkie Pie with an almost evil gleam in her eye as she sneered towards the infinity anchor]
{Author's Note: Yes. There is indeed an item on the Mermalir's wall of gadgets labeled "The Infinity Anchor. Just a fun fact.}
"Uhhh g-guys? I really don't think we should be..." [Fluttershy said while looking at the gang only for them to totally ignore Fluttershy in their bout with hype before darting straight towards the wall of gadgets only for Mermaid Man to get right in front of them]
"Hold on there, kids and ponies! You cannot play with this stuff." [Mermaid Man said while wagging his finger towards them]
"What about the Orb of Confusion?" [SpongeBob asked before he would turn on the orb and started making confused faces which made Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie snicker at his expense] "Bwaaaah~ Hoooooooey~! Doooooiiiiii~"
[This perpetual confusion would last until Mermaid Man turns it off himself] "No, no! Prolonged exposure to the Orb of Confusion will give you... uh... confusion!"
[Patrick then opens the invisible boat mobile's door almost immediately after the statement was made] "What about the Invisible Boatmobile?"
[Barnacle Boy immediately got in Patrick's zone as he sternly pointed at him] "Especially not the Invisible Boatmobile." [he said before slamming the boat's door] "When we say don't touch anything, we mean don't touch anything. Do you understand?"
"Loud and clear, trusted boy companion!" [said the group of five in a salute though Fluttershy's was typically softer than the other's so it had not much of a presence in the unison speech as the other's]
"Well, great. Here are the keys." [said Barnacle Boy as he held out the keys to said invisible boat mobile to which SpongeBob takes the keys from his hand] "We'll see you in a week." [Barnacle Boy finished as he made his way towards the exit with both arms carrying luggage]
[Mermaid Man was quick to follow after while holding up a finger as he ran out the door] "Up, up, and away!"
[SpongeBob, Patrick, Rainbow, and Pinkie all had darted in front of the door with ready stances as if they were ready to toss hands and hooves.....and stubs in Patrick's case] "Come Justice Brood. While our heroes are away, we will keep evil at bay." [SpongeBob stated stoically as the four would do flips into the other room while letting out battle cries]
"Uhhh...Guys? Aren't we supposed to be helping Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy keep their lair clean?" [asked Fluttershy as she trotted at Gary's pace after them] "I don't think they'd want us using their lair to fight crime while they're away. Especially after what they told you guys before they left." [Fluttershy then stopped in her tracks when she noticed Patrick suddenly frozen dead in his tracks which made her head tilt in confusion] "Patrick? Are you okay?"
"DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DIS....DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DIS..."
"What is it, trusted sidekick?" [SpongeBob asked as he, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie had came back with worried looks on their faces]
"I don't know. He just keeps saying "DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DIS" over and over. I'm getting worried." [Fluttershy stated while looking at Patrick's petrified face]
"I think he's looking over at...." [Rainbow stated before she, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and SpongeBob would finally gaze upon what Patrick was looking at and soon all 5 of them would be hugging each other in total fear] "DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DIS....DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DI-DIS... DISCORD!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!" [shouted all 5 of our heroes in unison as they did indeed see the embodiment of discord and chaos before them just frozen in an ice pod before they all darted off to the left but once silence had hit they all slowly peered over into the room Discord was trapped in with confused looks on their faces] "Hey SpongeBob. How come he's not chasing us?" [asked Patrick in confusion]
"Sh-Should their really be a reason? As long as he's not a threat then I say we're fine as we are." [Fluttershy said while hiding behing Patrick with a scarred stiff look on her face]
"Well guys, from what I can see...It looks like he's frozen or something." [Rainbow Dash answered before flying straight into the room with SpongeBob and Pinkie Pie following close behind]
"FRUH-FRUH-FRUH-FRO-FRUH-FRUH-FRO-FRUH-FRO." [said Patrick and Fluttershy in fearful unison as Patrick piggy backed Fluttershy into the room]
"It appears to be some sort of prison chamber..." [SpongeBob surmised before slowly licking the ice chamber] "...made out of frozen strawberry and vanilla sherbet." [SpongeBob then hopped onto the side of the chamber with an excited smile on his face] "This is incredible. Next to the Dirty Bubble and Manray themselves, the evil embodiment of chaos Discord is the all-time greatest arch nemesis of not just Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy but Princesses Celestia and Luna alike!"
"Aww yeah~! This is the best day EVER~! How often do you get to see the biggest bad in history in such a useless and defeated state~! This one's going on Canterlot+ for sure~" [Rainbow Dash stated before pulling out her cellphone to take a selfie with the frozen head of Discord]
"I can't WAIT to tell Twilight about this~! I'll bet she'll be happy to know Discord won't be going anywhere for a while~!" [Pinkie Pie said while pogo stick bouncing in place from sheer glee]
"Y-Yes well this is all fine dandy and good b-but can we all go now? We've been here long enough and we don't need to accidentally set this monster free." [Fluttershy said while looking at the gang]
"Yeah, you're right Fluttershy. We shouldn't jinx ourselves. It's just that....I have so many questions to ask him." [SpongeBob responded while looking at Fluttershy before Patrick in his predictable bout of stupidity pulls the lever down to UNFREEZE while gently laughing to himself which made all 4 friends quickly get in his face]
"Patrick!! What are you doing?!? We're not supposed to touch anything!!" [said SpongeBob, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash in unison all with "what the frick?!" looks on their faces]
"But you said you had a question." [Patrick said defensively while Discord started to thaw as the friends started to argue]
"We could get in trouble." [said SpongeBob in quick response]
"Well, that's not a question." [said Patrick defensively as he looked at SpongeBob]
"Do you have ANY idea how hard Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy, Celestia, AND Luna had to work just to GET HIM IN THAT TANK?! AND NOW YOU WANNA LET HIM OUT JUST BECAUSE SPONGEBOB SAID HE HAD QUESTIONS TO ASK?!" [Rainbow Dash asked rhetorically in an angered shout as she got in Patrick's face]
"We could be putting all of Equestria in danger right now!" [Fluttershy added as she looked at Patrick with a motherly look of disappointment on her face though as they would argue Discord's eyes would slowly start to open up as the sherbet would continue to melt downwards]
"Barnacle Boy said not to touch anything and that includes unfreezing a super-villain! [said Pinkie Pie as she used her tail to pull the lever up back to FREEZE]
"I'm free! Hahaha!" [shouted Discord in triumph as his laughter bellowed across the room]
"Uh, actually, Mr. uh... Discord, sir, only your head is free." [Fluttershy clarified as they all looked up at Discord whom looked at his body with an annoyed look on his face before trying to use his powers to get out only for it to fail]
"Blast it all! They still have that anti-magic seal on this accursed desert treat they trapped me in! By the supreme authority of wickedness, I, the evil Discord, command you to release me from this frozen prison at once!" [Discord said sternly while pointing at the group with his thawed out pointer finger]
"Pffffft-! Yeah right Mr. "Big Bad"~ You ain't going nowhere~" [Rainbow Dash said with a cocky tone as she waved Discord off with her hoof]
"Why... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT?!?!" [Discord's tone started off calm and collected before he screamed a roar filled with rage that not only made the heroes get blown back from a strong gust of wind but also made Fluttershy jump behind Patrick while quivering in utter terror]
"Because you're evil!" [said Pinkie Pie while pointing her hoof at Discord]
"You mean, if I was good, then you'd let me go?" [Discord asked in disbelief at such a stupid prospect, utterly dumbfounded that such a simple ultimatum even existed in the first place]
"Yeah, sure, why not?" [asked SpongeBob with a smile on his face]
"But we all know that'd never happen in a whale's age. So you can hang that thought up pal." [Rainbow Dash said while waving her hoof off at Discord]
"Oh but I'm VERY good you see. Verrrry good~ I've had nowhere to go for 70 years in that blasted ice prison but up in the ole think noggin and I can tell you that I'm very good~ A very good boy~!" [said Discord in the most kind tone he could muster]
"Really?" [asked SpongeBob with a smile]
"Yeah, sure. Whatever." [Discord said with a dismissive tone]
"Really, really?" [asked Pinkie Pie with a look to match SpongeBob's]
"Yes, yes, really, really." [Discord responded with an expression that was showing his true colors of anger and frustration]
"Really, really, reeeeallllly~?" [SpongeBob added with a drawn out tone towards the end that would drive anyone to bust a rusty pipe in their own hide]
"Yes, yes, already! I'm good! I'm good! Now let me out of here or you'll all suffer dire consequences." [said Discord in a threatening tone]
"Well, that's good enough for me." [SpongeBob said as he pulls the lever back to "UNFREEZE" which made Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy quickly tackle him but not fast enough to prevent Discord from being unfrozen as falls to the ground]
"You fools, prepare to be eradicated!" [Discord threatened with an enraged look on his face before flying straight into the air, lunging straight towards our heroes but stops in mid-air and falls to the ground once Pinkie holds up a remote for SpongeBob to press a button which then makes Discord start to laugh, completely disrupting his powers] "What's wrong with me? Hahaha. What is this...Hahaha...infernal contraption?!"
"Don't play dumb, Discord! You know that's the tickle belt Mermaid Man used on you to distract you long enough for Celestia and Luna to seal you away in Episode 17!" [announced SpongeBob proudly as the team looked at Discord with smiles on their faces]
[We would then see the narrator showing a picture of the tickle belt] "As seen in episode #17!" [he said before we'd cut back to our group reveling in their mini victory]
"Oh, I love that episode." [said Patrick with a smile]
"Oh, me too, me too." [said Pinkie Pie while bouncing in place]
[While the 5 friends discussed their common interests with one another Discord was scheming in his own head while gritting his teeth] "I'll never get out of here wearing this belt." [chuckles] "I... I need an evil plan that will trick them to take it off me." [chuckles again] "Time for those acting lessons to pay off."
"Remember that part Mermaid Man and Barnacle..." [Rainbow Dash added only for them to get cut off by Discord fake crying which caught everyone's attention]
"Oh, sob! Oh, cry." [Discord said with his hand covering his eyes before opening his fingers to peek and see if they were watching him before closing them again to pick back up on his act] "Oh, woe is me. You don't know what it's like being evil for so long. Oh, how I wish to be... good. If only some kind heroes would show me the path to decency." [Discord announced wearily as he placed the back of his hand on his head as SpongeBob, Patrick, and Pinke Pie gasped while looking at each other while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy weren't buying it for a second]
"We could teach you how to be good and then we'll let you go." [said SpongeBob with a confident smile on his face]
[Discord then turns around with a fake smile on his face while waving his hands in the air] "Ahh, that would be fantastic!" [chuckles] "I'll fake my way through this just like I did in high school." [laughs]
[The scene would then transition to SpongeBob holding out the remote with Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash to his left and Pinkie Pie and Patrick to his right as they looked at Discord] "Okay, Discord. Are you ready for your first day at goodness school?" [SpongeBob asked as Discord puts an apple on his desk] "Pat, get your wallet out." [SpongeBob said with a smile as Patrick gets his wallet out of his pocket] "Okay, goodness lesson number one. You see someone drop their wallet. [SpongeBob stated before leaning towards Patrick to mutter in his ear] "Patrick, drop the wallet." [Patrick tosses it on the ground] "Now, what do you do?"
"Excuse me, sir, but I do believe you've dropped your wallet."
"Doesn't look familiar to me." [Patrick said in his usual haze of humorous stupidity]
"What? I just saw you drop it. Here~" [Discord started with a confused expression before quickly brushing it off to hand the wallet back to Patrick]
"Nope, it's not mine."
"It is yours. I am trying to be a good person and return it to you."
"Return what to who?"
[Discord then facepalms before slowly dragging his hand down, he then shows Patrick his ID meanwhile Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were trying their hardest not to laugh but tears were welling up in their eyes by the second of the display] "Aren't you Patrick Star?"
"Yup."
"And this is your ID."
"Yup."
"I found this ID in this wallet. And if that's the case, this must be your wallet." [Discord summed up as he placed Patrick's ID back in his wallet before handing it back to Patrick]
"That makes sense to me."
"Then take it."
"It's not my wallet."
[Discord then clenched the wallet in anger and frustration as he held up his fist while Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie had completely lost it at this point as they fell over laughing at Discord's misfortune] "You dim bulb! Take back your wallet or I'll rip your arms off!" [Discord threatened to which SpongeBob reacted accordingly by pushing the tickle button and Discord grabbed his gut before doubling over in laughter]
"No. Wrong. Good people don't rip each other's arms off!" [SpongeBob interjected as Discord laughed while begging SpongeBob to stop with the laughter]
[We then transition to another scene with Pinkie Pie struggling to hold up a heavy package with sweat moving down her face] Okay, goodness lesson number two. You see someone struggling with a heavy package. What do you do?
"Hello, friend. I noticed you were struggling with that package. Would you like some help with..." [Discord started with a cheery gleeful look on his face only for Pinkie to drop the package on Discord's foot] "Ow!"
"Oops, sorry. Can I start over?" [Pinkie asked in an apologetic look as she started picking up the package again to try and hand it over to Discord again]
"I noticed you were..." [Discord started only to have Pinkie drop the package again on the same foot] "Ow!"
"Oops. Gotta start again." [Pinkie said while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy were just absolutely losing their collective minds over what was going on though SpongeBob just looked at them with a confused look on his face]
"Would," [Discord started only for Pinkie to drop the package again] "Owwww!!"
"Oops!"
"Yeehhhhh you butter-fingered pink glue fodder! What's in that box anyhow?!"
"My wallets." [said Patrick as he walked up next to Pinkie Pie]
[Discord then rightfully screams in fury as he grabs Patrick and Pinkie's heads]
"No! SpongeBob, tickle him!" [Patrick cried out desperately only for Discord to slam both Patrick and Pinkie Pie's heads together hard enough to give them a black eye on the spot and started pounding them into the dirt like drum sticks which quickly made Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy stop laughing as they cringed from seeing their friends get the absolute tar kicked out of them before SpongeBob presses the tickle button]
[Discord laughs while holding Pinkie and Patrick in the air whom were both panting for air as their bodies were blanketed with wounds] "It tickles, but it's worth it." [said Discord with a smile as he continues slamming Patrick and Pinkie into the ground, while still laughing]
[The next scene transitions with both Pinkie and Patrick in wheel chairs with unamused looks on their faces as they looked at Discord] "Alright, goodness lesson number three. Uhh, let's see." [SpongeBob started until Patrick grabs the remote]
"I've got one. Pinkie and I are thinking of a number between 1 and 100. What is it?" [asked Patrick in a sarcastic tone which made Discord slowly scratch his head in nervousness]
"Umm... Sixty t-?"
Wrong! [interrupted Pinkie Pie before she pushes button]
[Discord then began laughing as he held his stomach] "Haha. Stop."
"Hey, guys, that's got nothing to do with being good." [said SpongeBob while trying to forcefully grab the remote from Patrick]
"Yeah guys, Discord may be evil still but we have to be fair here." [said Fluttershy as she looked at Pinkie and Patrick]
"To Tartarus with fair! That guy is completely evil and NEEDS to be PUNISHED!" [Pinkie Pie said as she and Fluttershy grabbed the remote to try and pry it away from the other group]
"Pinkie, we've got to use it only when he's bad." [said SpongeBob in protest]
"Let go!" [said Patrick in protest]
"No, you let go!" [said Fluttershy while pulling harder]
"Let... GO!!" [shouted the two sides before the remote breaks due to everyone pulling against it and the belt goes hay-wire]
"Frequency rising. Belt out of control. Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Belt on too hard." [Discord said in a pained laughter filled tone as he continues to laugh] "It's tickling my DNA. Make it stop!" [tears come out as he laughs] "Haha. Please!"
"Did you hear that, guys? He said the P word." [SpongeBob said while looking at the gang]
"Peanuts?" [asked Patrick in confusion]
"No! Please." [said Rainbow Dash while shaking her head]
"Well, that's good enough for me. I guess he's reconstituted."
"Rehabilitated." [muttered SpongeBob to Patrick]
"Gesundheit."
[SpongeBob then pulled out a key with a smile on his face] "It's graduation day, Discord. This is the key to your future."
"You do know Discord probably hasn't changed yet, right? [Fluttershy asked while looking at Rainbow Dash]
"Obviously, but we can't have him croaking in the Mermalair. No telling what Mermaid Man or Barnacle Boy would say." [Rainbow Dash said with a shrug as SpongeBob approached Discord]
[SpongeBob then unlocks the belt, which makes the tickling stop almost immediately before Discord would quickly fly into the air while flexing his arm muscles] "Just look at him, guys. The picture of goodness~" [said SpongeBob as Discord started charging up green energy into the tip of his finger]"Umm, we're not supposed to use magic inside the Mermalair sir." [Discord disregarded him and started charging up more magic into his finger while smirking at the group] "We're not supposed to use dark magic, either." [Discord merely continued his charging though the color would go from lime green to a dark emerald green in coloration] "We are really not suppose to at people while using magic either, sir. [Discord then aimed it straight for the group of friends before unleashing the massive green energy wave straight towards them] Good people have no use for spells such as... [the colossal beam interrupts SpongeBob as it hits the group of friends showing their skeletons] "THOOOOSE!"
[Discord then laughs as smoke started coming off his finger] "The only thing I'm good at is being the embodiment of chaos." [said Discord before a portal opens and Discord runs straight for it] "So long, suckers."
"What's that smell, SpongeBob?"
"That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat."
"Good, I thought it was my skin."
"It actually IS your skin Patrick." [Pinkie said while looking at Patrick with half lidded eyes]
"I told you idiots that letting Discord go was a bad idea!" [Rainbow Dash said as she looked at SpongeBob and Patrick]
"Forget about the blame, Rainbow Dash. Discord is still bad and someone has to stop him. This is a job for..." [SpongeBob started before holding up his stubby burned arm before using a spell to not only heal the team back to 100% but also put them in Super Hero theme'd costumes] "The JUSTICE BROOD!" [SpongeBob shouted in triumph while the group looked at themselves in awe]
"Woah, hold on! Wait! You can do magic?!" [Rainbow Dash asked as she, Fluttershy, and Pinkie Pie looked at SpongeBob in shock]
"Yeeup! Twilight taught me a few tricks just in case of emergencies like these were to pop up. Now then! Barnacle Boy! Fetch me the orb of confusion! It's time to end this!" [SpongeBob said in a dynamic tone as he clenched his fist]
[The scene would then transition to SpongeBob using a magic bubble to fly the Justice Brood straight towards Discord's location which was on a hill far away from Ponyville, in fact this very hill overlooked the peaceful town as a whole and this was where the bubble landed before SpongeBob would point at Discord] "Not so fast ancient purveyor of vile darkness! You won't be taking another step towards Ponyville!"
"Yeah! The only place you're going is right back to that containment chamber you were frozen in!" [Pinkie said as she took a ready stance towards Discord]
"Out of my way, fools. You no longer have control of me. And now this town belongs to Discord!" [Discord said confidently as he flexed his arms towards our heroes]
"Not so fast, arch-villain. We still have the Orb of Confusion." [said SpongeBob as Patrick takes out the Orb of Confusion] "Take this!" [SpongeBob said as he gestured towards the switch]
"NO WAIT SPONGEBOB DON'T-" [shouted Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy only for their pleas to go unanswered as SpongeBob turns it on and gets all confused along with the Justice Brood] "Doy. Duh~"
"Well, that was easy. If only Celestia and Luna were this dim headed." [said Discord as he heads to the local bakery where most of the ponies in Ponyville would hang out as he kicks in the door] "Hahaha. All right, people! Everybody, stand right where you are."
[The ponies would gasp at the sight of Discord out and about again, free from his imprisonment] "Oh no! It's Discord!"
"I want you to, uh... [Discord then chuckles, interrupting his threatening speech so everyone else chuckles, too] "No! No! Stop giggling or I'll have to..." [chuckles again, so everyone else is still chuckling] "STOP LAUGHING, YOU FOOLS!!" [Discord shouted before hovering straight towards Mrs. Cake]
"What can I do for you, sir?" [Mrs. Cake asked with a smile still on her face]
"Well, I'll tell you what you can do." [Discord said as he points at Mrs. Cake] "Gimme all your sou..." [Discord then chuckles again before trying to straighten himself up again] "G-gimme, gimme your sou... [Discord is still chuckling uncontrollably] "Give me...!!" [he then bursts out into a fit of laughter so much he falls to the ground before he realizes what's going on] "Ahh! The belt is gone, but I still feel its tickle. The urge to do bad is gone!" [Discord cried out in despair before he sighs and gets back up on the desk] "I guess I'll just take about a dozen glazed donuts with sprinkles to go..." [Discord said in a defeated tone before he returns to SpongeBob and co to turn the Orb of Confusion off]
[SpongeBob and the gang had their confused faces but sobered up quickly upon seeing Discord] "Wha-? Discord?!" [SpongeBob asked as he looked up at him]
"No need to be alarmed, SpongeBob. Your teachings have transformed me. Besides, I have checks... with little poodles on them!" [Discord said as he held up said check before he takes off while waving at the 5 friends] "I won't be needing to do evil anymore. Farewell, fellow do-gooder."
"Bye, Discord! Wow. We did it! Just like the real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. We saved the day. Twilight will DEFINATELY wanna hear about this one!" [SpongeBob said with a smile]
"You said it! Lets go tell her now~!" [Pinkie Pie said in a cheery tone]
"Oh goody~ I'm just glad nothing happened to the town." [Fluttershy said with a happy soft tone]
"Isn't it great Patrick?" [SpongeBob asked as the group of friends turned to face Ponyville to see Patrick was still brain dead]
[Rainbow Dash had then looked closer at the orb of confusion to see the orb was turned off] "Patrick you do know this thing is turned off, right? Patrick? Hel-loooo~ Patrick!
