A little something she likes to call....Anthropolgy

by EvilTwilight

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Random, Human
Length: 341

When Lyra Starts Studing the world of humans, BonBon starts to think shes taking things a bit far...

When Lyra starts studying the world of humans, BonBon starts to think that Lyra is taking things a little to far, so when Lyra is heartbroken to hear such a thing, she packs her bags and goes on an adventure to discover them on her own.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-10 02:01:46 UTC

The Study of Anthropolgy

Human beings fascinate me, being just the way they are!

Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car?

Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar

It's a mystery, anthropology!

Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin

Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in?

Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology

It's a mystery, anthropology!

Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves?

I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves...

Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care!

All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere!

Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear

It's so real to me, anthropology!

Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John,

Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone?

Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;)

It's so real to me, anthropology!

Yeah, they've had a couple of fights,

Nobody's perfect you see,

Still I say I'm born with the rights

to study whatever I please!

I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs!

I would trade my magic powers for a pair of new legs!

Grab your camera, come on, zoom in!

'Cause your favorite mare's a human,

ME!

That is who I'll be!

Anthropology! shh.

Lyra? What In the world do you think your doing?! BonBon said. Well I was- It's been 2 years and your still studing these fake creatures? BonBon! There not fake! Haven't you always wanted to see what it's like to be a human? Lyra said Well I guess not. Seriously Lyra. When are you going to give up on this wild dream? BonBon said. Never! I'll never give up! Lyra said. Well you might as well go! BonBon said. Fine! I will!. I'll just pack my bags and search as long as I need to!