The Club Wars

"What the buck happened last night?"  Vinyl woke up, her whole world spinning.  "You'd think after so many times drinking, I'd be used to the feeling of headaches and dizziness."

Vinyl had started hearing Octavia's melody coming from behind her.  She grinned at silently made her way next to the door to what she knew as "The Think Tank".  She took out a pocket recorder, and started recording the sound of the cello through the door.  But, just as soon as Vinyl's recording had started it had ended.  With a door to the face.

"Damn."  Vinyl said, shaking her head side to side to remove the dizziness of the blow.

Vinyl looked at the tape recorder and once again grinned.  She could mix this with a few oven noises, her sons guitar and a little bit of an explosion from a sonic rainboom.  She sprinted back to her cottage, where she was certain her son would be there to greet her.  Vinyl opened the door to find her son jumping up and down, drinking all of the liquor in the kitchen.

"Ace!  You should know better!"  Vinyl started.  "You know that you shouldn't be drinking stuff that's for my patrons!"

"Oh, and your not worried how underage drinking will effect me in the future?"

"I just need the money we get from the liquor we sell."  Vinyl completely ignored Ace's previous statement.

Fast forward a little bit and we get to where Vinyl starts her club up.

"Hey, everypony!"  Vinyl shouted over the crowd.  "You having a good time?"

The room was filled with a seemingly unending amount of cheers.

"Alright!"  Vinyl had popped on another record for the crowd to enjoy.

Octavia lived right across from Vinyl's home and club.  She started wondering of Octavia could hear the music.

"HEY!"  Ace yelled over the music.  "SHUT THE HELL UP!"

Vinyl turned down the music.  Ace was scary when he was pissed off.  The rest of the club got the vibe and quieted down out of fear that some dragon was coming to bite there heads off.  They were drunk, so what did you expect?  No matter how many people were in that club, there was always one in the corner on his laptop, trying to find some kind of story to read or some crap.

Then he found a story that literally burned his eyes to the point of where he felt like lasers were puncturing them.

"OH SWEET CELESTIA!"  The nerd shouted.  "THAT IS SO HORR-  OH CELESTIA WHY?"

Little did he know, he was reading the rough draft of this history book.  Funny how rough drafts can be so different from the official product, isn't it?  Anyway, Vinyl probably would've gotten a noise complaint.... that is if there were any form of police officers in Equestria besides the royal guard.  I mean, there were lawyers for special trials, but otherwise there was no real branch of law in Equestria.  The ponies that were jerks, such as Trixie, were the persecutors and defense attorneys were people like Octavia and Twilight Sparkle.  Wait, what was I talking about again?  Oh right, the club.

Vinyl assured that the piece of literature was simply a fiction story that used similar characters, storyline, and writing for each and every situation.

Wait, so Vinyl was reading a story that told the future?  But, I'm just writing the thing now.  My brain hurts.

"Yo, Vinyl!"  Roid Rage shouted from behind her.  "Drinks on me!"

"Nice!"  Vinyl started to run over to the bar.

All of a sudden, after Vinyl took a shot of some whiskey, she felt abnormally light-headed and her memory was fading fast.  That was no ordinary whiskey, that was probably drugged or some shit.  Vinyl thought.  Just before she could ask for some fixer, she passed out.  Probably leaving multiple stallions fighting for who got to take her home and have a wonderful time....... having a wonderful salad together.  I don't know where your mind was going.

When she woke up, Ace was holding smelling salts above her snout, damn near shoving the thing up her nose.  Vinyl sat up in shock after her nose had been assaulted by that strong scent.

"Well, I was close to just giving up and letting you lay there for awhile, but that really wouldn't be me."

"Well, considering it was that kid that constantly plays video games that drugged me.... I think."

"No, that was Roid Rage, Hitech drew your picture though."

Vinyl looked at Ace and said.  "Well, I always knew he had a thing for me."

"You don't even know him, do you?"

"Not at all, but it's always cool getting to know new people."

Ace shook his head and calmly walked back up to his room and started playing his guitar.  Vinyl was still groggy from the events of last night..... Who knows, maybe someone stole all of her records.