My little Akatsuki: Power is Magic

by TheZombieCombo

Rating: teen
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Adventure, Crossover
Length: 3949

A story about the criminal organization the Akatsuki being teleported to Equestria.

After sealing the Nine Tails, Madara tries to revive the Ten Tails, but unfortunately for him the Ten Tail's chakra becomes unstable and teleports him and the rest of the Akatsuki to a land called Equestria. Now, will the Akatsuki learn to live among the Equestrian or will they slaughter them off? Read and find out.

Pairings:
- Pein/Konan
- Madara/Twilight
- Kakuzu/Rarity
- Hidan/Applejack
- Sasori/Rainbow Dash
- Deidara/Fluttershy
- Kisame/Pinkie Pie
- Itachi/Luna
- Zetsu/Colgate

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2013-02-24 21:35:09 UTC

The Bright Blast

Silence overwhelmed the atmosphere's mood in the dark forest of the Land of River, but that mood suddenly changed as screams of pain came from a dark cave. Which frightened all of the nearby animals and passers. No one was brave or crazy enough to actually enter it. Instead they all ran away for their lives.

Inside the cave there was a statue that would send chills down anyone's spine, but the statue wasn't the scariest thing around in that cave. The most Frightening were the ten shinobi standing on it's fingers. They were known as a criminal organization Akatsuki. A group of people that held no sympathy towards their victims. They slaughtered life after life and some of the even enjoyed it. Their goal was world domination. Believing that they can bring peace to the world by fear and power. Each one of them were known by their otherworldly abillities and acts of crime. All official members are listed in the bingo book.

In the middle of them and the statue's head there was a spiky, blonde haired boy. It was Naruto Uzumaki, the Nine Tails Jinchuuriki. He was sorrounded in blue aura with red chakra coming out of his mouth and going into the mouth of the statue. That blue aura is a sealing technique used by the Akatsuki members to extract a Biju from it's Jinchuuriki.

Sasori smirked at their own succes and said. ''Heh. So this is the last one. The Nine Tails. And to think that we had so much trouble catching this one.''

Hidan bursted out laughing. ''Ha ha ha ha ha! He a trouble!? Yeah, right! The only reason we didn't caught this pussy here is 'cause he kept running from us like a little bitch that he is!''

Deidara smirked and nodded in agreement. ''Yeah. I agree with albino head here. I would've caught him in the first place if that copy ninja didn't interrupt me, Hmm.''

The Jashinist held up a finger and shouted. ''Who the fuck are you calling an albino head, bitch ass!? That wimp is nothing more than a gay ass toy that needs to be thrown away. Lord Jashin would have been disgusted by that faggot.''

Kakuzu growled under his mask. Irritated by his partner's actions again. ''It's not like you caught him, idiot. If I can remember correctly it was the leader who caught that Jinchuuriki.''

Hidan shot back at him. ''Fuck you, Kakuzu! Can't you fucking agree with me for once,  you asshole!''

The masked miser replied while glaring at him. ''And why would I agree with a moron such as yourself?''

''Why you, fucking ba-''

''That's enough!'' Before Hidan could finish what he was going to say, Pein intterupted. ''Save your arguements for later until we extract this Biju! I cannot allow conflicts inside the Akatsuki. Afterall we are all on the same side.''

Both Kakuzu and Hidan seized their conflict with the albino head Akatsuki member murmuring something and spitting out a moment later.

''Well, I have to say that you did a satisfying job this time, Pein. You even demolished the Leaf, but that's in no importance now that we have the last Biju our goal is in within our grasp. It's only matter of time before the Ten Tails will be revived!'' Madara commented. Satisfied that his goal is almost achieved.

Pain nodded and replied. ''Yes, of course. The boy showed resistance, but in the end he was nothing more than an another fool, thinking that he can bring peace to the world.''

Madara agreed. ''Yes, all of them think that there is still hope existing, but what they don't know is that there is no such thing as true peace or hope in that matter. As long as life itself exists, shadows will follow.''

''Blah, blah, blah and all that shit! Who fucking cares about that annoying stuff, anyways!?'' Hidan intterupted.

Deidara looked at him with one eyebrow raised. ''Oi, Hidan, you do know that that's our goal, Hmm?''

''Tch. Whatever.''

Kisame grinned as he watched the scenes going on in front of him. ''Heh. Look at those two. It's like they're some retarded gorillas or something.'' He looked at his partner with a grin still playing on his face. ''Wouldn't you agree, Itachi?''

The cold-hearted Uchiha shifted his gaze towards his shark-like companion. ''...It's not like you're any different.''

Kisame instantly frowned. ''And what is that supposed to mean, Huh?''

''Nevermind...''

Konan watched the conflicts going on around her fellow Akatsuki members as she lightly chuckled. ''Hehe. It looks like the Akatsuki really attracts the most clumsiest and immature men, but at least you're good looking.''

Sasori glanced at her. ''Just because Deidara and Hidan are in this organization doesn't mean that the rest of us are loud-mouthed idiots.''

Kakuzu agreed. ''Yes, we are not responisble for the actions of this two imbecils.''

''Ha ha. Very funny master Sasori, Hmm.'' The blonde bomber replied with every word hinting sarcasm.

''Go to hell, puppet boy! I swear one day I'm gonna sacrifice all of you mother fuckers to Lord Jashin!'' The silver head Jashin follower yelled back at him.

In return Sasori gave him a stern look. ''Hidan, do you want me to kill you?''

''As if you could! We all fucking know that I'm immortal! Or did you miss that, wood fuck!?'' Hidan roared .

Kakuzu looked at his idiotic partner and told him. ''Be quiet, Idiot. Even you aren't truly immortal. Maybe you have forgotten that I had to sew your head back on.''

''Fucking asshole! I told you to never bring that shit up again! If you didn't knew you are supposed to be my partner, bastard!''

''Well, it's not my fault that I got partnered with an imbecil like you.''

''I said that's enough!'' Pein once again intterupted. ''Kakuzu, Hidan is right you are supposed to be his partner. So, get along with him a little better.'' He then shifted his gaze to Hidan. ''And Hidan, you should learn how to respect your seniors better.''

Konan smiled as the duo once again siezed their conflict. ''Hehe. Peiny, you truly are something else if this two actually listened to you.''

Zetsu, who stayed quiet until now finaly spoke. ''No matter if we have the last Jinchuuriki. It's like nothing changed. Yeah. Hidan, Kakuzu, Itachi,Kisame,Sasori and Deidara arguing about something foolish like usually. Konan sucking up to the leader. And finaly Pein and Madara still going on about their plans. Yep, nothing changed.''

''All of you be quiet! The time to revive the Ten Tails has come!'' Madara announced. ''Everyone, finish the sealing process!''

All of them began to form hand seals and yelled in unison. ''Release!!!'' Naruto fell to the ground and cracks started to form on the statue. Revealing rays of some sort of bright light. ''This is it.'' Madara told himself and formed a hand seals as he shouted. ''Rise! The Ten Tailed Demon!''

The statue exploded and revealed a shape-shifting light or chakra, but it suddenly started to trash around. Madara watched wide-eyed, trying to stop the unstable chakra mass, but he wasn't able to even control it for a second. ''Shit! The chakra is to unstable! It's going to-''

The cave was suddenly filled with bright light with all of the Akatsuki members in the center of it. An unknown force picked up all ten of them as they started to travel throught a bright void. Madara started to lose consciousness, but before he entirely losted he could've sworn that his body started to morph and that he saw a horn on top of his head...

A New World

It was a nice and a peaceful day in Equestria. All of the ponies spent their day either working or relaxing. But what they didn't know is that this day is going to be different. A lot.

The Main Six enjoyed their day by hanging out with each others. ''Ah, the weather is truly beautiful today. Wouldn't you agree, Flutteshy darling?'' Rarity commented.

The timid mare nodded shyly. '' Um, yes. It is nice.''

Rainbow Dash smirked and bursted out at them. ''Yeah, of course it is! After all I was the one who made it nice!'' She jumped and started to hover above them.

Applejack grabbed her laso and brought down her tomboyish friend with it. ''Calm down, sugarcube. No need to boast about it. Now is it?''

Rainbow frowned and nodded. ''Fine.''

At that exact moment a pink blur formed in front of her as Rainbow yelped. ''Ahhhhh!''

She putted a hoof on her chest, but calmed down when she realized that it was only her hyperactive, pink friend. Pinkie Pie. ''Oh, it's just you. Don't scare me like-''

She was interrupted by a gasp from the pink pony. ''I know! Maybe we can have a party for today's weather! It would be a Dashie-makes-the-best-weather-in-Equestria party! We would have cakes, confetti, cupcakes... Oh, and cakes, too! And-''

Before she could finish an annoyed Twilight shut her nuzzle close with her hooves. ''Ok, Pinkie we get it. There would be a lot of cakes and confetti there.''

''Girls...''

All of the ponies except Fluttershy grouped and started discussing about the pink pony's party idea. ''Pinkie darling, you know we all love you fabolous parties, but we want to have some rest. If you don't mind.'' Rarity told her friend.

''Girls...''

Rainbow agreed and nodded. ''Yeah, Pinkie. I'm tired of all that cloud moving and I would surely appreciate a good nap right about now.''

''GIRLS!!!''

All of them looked at the shy mare. Shocked that she shouted so loud. It was a rare event to see Fluttershy shouting.

Applejack blinked in confusion and asked. ''Something wrong, sugarcube?''

Fluttershy pointed her hoof towards them and shouted. ''That! Behind you!''

The group turned around to look at what Fluttershy was pointing as all of their eyes widened in shock.

In the middle of the sky above Everfree forest was a large wormhole.

Twilight stared at the picture mouth agape in awe. ''W-What? H-How is it even possible!? A wormhole!? Here!?''

But what followed shocked her even more. A group of ponies fell out from the wormhole. They were probably unconscious.

Rarity gasped in concern. ''Dear Celestia! We have to help those poor ponies! They might be hurt!''

Twilight shook her head and shouted. ''Let's go everypony! They need our-''

''One steep ahead of ya, egghead!''

All of the mares saw their brave friend already rushing towards the Everfree forest as Twilight called out for her. ''Hey, Rainbow wait for us!''

The rest of the group proceeded to follow Rainbow Dash into the forest...

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Madara started to gain consciousness again, but he still felt like he was hitted with a brick on his head. He brought up his hand to shook his head with it, but instead his felt odd for some unknown reason. His vision finaly started to clear as he shifted his gaze to his hand. But his dismay what he saw wasn't a hand. It was a hoof. He quickly started to look at himself. Now noticing that he no longer had hands or feet. Instead he had four hooves and a tail. Madara started at his new hooves in confusion. ''What is-''

''THE FUCK!?'' Madara was intterupted by a familiar Jashinist's voice. He glanced over at Hidan who stood there looking at himself in shock.

''Keep your mouth shut, Idiot.'' Responded a angry and irritated familiar voice. Kakuzu  stared at his front hooves in even bigger irritation. ''What is this? Why do we possess these new bodies?''

''What the heck! Why are we some disgusting horses, Hmm!?'' Deidara bursted out. Seemingly pissed off by his new appearance.

Sasori glanced all over his body and sighed. ''How idiotic.''

''What the fuck is going on!? If Lord Jashin sees me as this he'll be pissed off! Change us back! Now!'' Hidan demanded.

Zetsu scowled. ''Hidan. If Leader could change us back wouldn't he do that in the first place? Hmmm? Besides, we aren't happy about this foolish new forms ourselves.''

Pein nodded. ''Yes. Even though I'm a God it's beyond my capability to change us back to our original forms. Perhaps this is a mere genjutsu?''

Itachi shook his head. ''Negative. I already checked. Our chakra flow is completely normal.''

Madara finaly got up and spoke. ''Like Itachi said, I don't believe this is any sort of genjutsu. By the looks of the evironment's bright color tone, my theory is that by the bright blast from earlier we got ourselves transported to an another dimension with our bodies changed to this dimensions dominant species. It could be a Hidden Horse Village or something like that.''

Kisame took in all the information that has been brough up and frowned. ''So basically what you're saying is that we're stuck in this retarted horse bodies of ours and we can't change back.''

''I refuse to go around looking like a six year old child's pet.'' Kakuzu growled under his mask.

Sasori agreed. ''Second that.''

Konan smiled sheepishly and tried to cheer them up. ''Oh, c'mon guys! It's not that bad. At least we aren't as gloomy as before.''

Deidara facehoofed. ''Not bad? Are you really that stupid? We look like magical creatures from a fairy tale, Hmm!''

As on cue all of the started to walk and look at each others in interest.

Pein was an Alicorn with a cream coat, aorange spiky mane and long orange tail. His cutie mark was a globe. And he still had his piercings and his headband.

Konan was an Unicorn with pale yellow coat, purple mane which was styled just as her hair had been and she had a long purple tail. Her cutie mark was an origami angel. She still weared her headband.

Hidan was a Pegasus with white coat, silver mane which was styled just as his hair had been and he had a long silver tail. His cutie mark was a Jashin symbol. And he still had his scythe and his metalic wires attached to it. His headband still hanged around his neck.

Kakuzu took off his mask for a moment. He was a brown Pegasus with a long dark brown mane and tail. His cutie mark was a money symbol. His stiches and masks on the back were still present.

Zetsu was an Earth Pony with half coloured white and half coloured black coat, grass-like colored mane and a long tail with the same colour as his mane. His cutie mark was an aloe vera plant. And he still had his flytrap thingy.

Madara also took off his mask. He was a dark brown Unicorn with short black mane and a long black tail. His cutie mark was an Akatsuki cloud.

Kisame was an Earth Pony with a light blue coat, a dark blue mane which was styled just as his hair had been and his tail was long with the same dark blue colour. His cutie mark was a shark and he still had his headband. Samehada was still sheated on his back.

Itachi was a grey Pegasus with a jet black mane (styled just as his hair had been) and a long jet black tail. His cutie mark was his clan's symbol and his headband was still present.

Deidara was a light orange Pegasus with a yellow mane (styled as his hair...) and a long yellow tail. His cutie mark was an explosion and he still had his headband.

Sasori was a pink Unicorn with a red short, messy mane (just as his hair had been) and a long red tail. His cutie mark was his scorpion symbol. And he had his puppet scrolls with him. They we're hidden in his cloak.

They all stepped back from each others as Deidara questioned. ''And what are we supposed to do now, Hmm?''

''We should probably go find some civilization.'' Madara replied.

''No need. They already found us.'' Sasori pointed to a bush.

And a moment later a group of six mares emerged from the woods...

A Strange Group

The Main Six emerged from the woods into a lawn-like territory. All six of them looked around while searching for the ponies they saw that were falling.

Twilight searched around and asked herself. ''Now, where could they be?'' She heard a gasp somewhere near her as she turned around to see her friend Pinkie Pie staring into something in front of her. ''What is it, Pinkie? Do you see something?''

''Why didn't somepony tell me that there are ten new ponies coming for a visit?''

Rainbow blinked in confusion. ''Uh, what? What are you talking about?''

''I believe she is referring to them.'' Rarity answered and pointed her hoof to a group of ponies dressed in black cloaks with red clouds on it.

The rest of them looked at the ponies as Applejack asked. ''Hey, Twi. Aren't those ponies the ones we sas falling from that wormhole thingy?''

The lavender mare nodded. ''Yes, I believe they are.'' She closely looked at each one of them before she suddenly stop. Her eyes widened in shock. ''I-Is that an Alicorn!? B-But I thought the only Alicorns existing are the princesses!''

Applejack's mouth was agape. ''And he's a male one, too!''

''Not to mention that he's quite a handsome one.'' Rarity added.

''I think he's a dangerous spy!'' Rainbow bursted out.

''Y'all think that everypony weird is a dangerous spy.'' Applejack teased her.

''B-But I agree with Rainbow on this one. He looks scary.'' Fluttershy said while shaking in fear.

''You'll have to discuss that later because he's coming this way.'' Twilight told them as all of the ponies except Pinkie tensed up.

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Pein approached them with his emotionless expression still intact. 'Interesting... I can sense fear coming from them. Perhaps it will be easy to fool these six.' He thought to himself as he greeted them. ''Hello, My name is Pein. Me and my colleagues are kinda lost. So I was hoping that the six of you can answer my questions.''

The sound of his voice caught Twilight off guard for a moment, but she quickly recovered. ''Um, Hi there Mr. Pein. I'm Twilight Sparkle and these are my friends Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.'' She gestured her five best friends with a hoof to the mysterious stallion.

Applejack nodded in greeting. ''How do ya do, partner? Excuse meh, but y'all are a sight to be seen. Ah mean, we all thought that there weren't any other Alicorns in existence. And yer eyes are mighty fascinating.''

Pein brought a hoof to his chin to think for a moment. ''An Alicorn? So that is what I am. I figured that I wasn't an Unicorn or a Pegasus since I have both horn and wings. If you don't mind me asking who exactly are these princesses of yours?''

The farm pony could only be dumbstrucked by the strange Alicorn's question. ''Uh, what?''

Rainbow scratched her mane in confusion. ''You don't know who the princesses are? Had you just been born?''

''That may be a bit more true than you think it is.'' Pein told her.

It was Rarity's turn to be dumbstrucked. ''Darling, whatever do you mean?''

The strange Alicorn growled. ''Don't call me by such foolish names little girl. You may regret it. As for your question me and my colleagues had been brought here by the Ten Tail's chakra blast. In these new forms of ours.''

Twilight blinked in confusion. ''Ten Tails? Chakra?''

''Maybe they're some kind of candy! I wonder how they taste! They must be yummy!'' Pinkie said as she bounced around them.

''Is Ten Tails a critter?'' Fluttershy finaly asked. After hearing 'Ten Tails' she thought that it was some kind of a cute little critter with ten tails.

Pein shook his head. ''No. Ten Tails is an ancient demon God. He was a monster which basically eradicated everything in it's path. It was said that only the Sage of the Six Paths could control him. The defeat of the Ten Tails is how the Shinobi World started. Supposedly the Sage used something called 'Creation of All Things' to split the Ten Tail's chakra to create the tailed beasts. We, the Akatsuki, collected all of the tailed beasts and tried to revive the Ten Tails, but unfortunately it didn't quite work as we planned.''

By this new explanation the group of mares were even more dumbstrucked than before. To them it all sounded crazy.

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The nine Akatsuki members were waiting while Pein took his time with the mares. It was silent which was very odd for them by the away. All of them were bored out of their minds.

But a certain Jashinist decided to break the silence as he looked at the mares and said. ''You know, those sluts over there kinda look sexy in the right light.''

Deidara facehoofed. ''Seriously, Hidan? Don't you know they are a whole different species! Are you really that much of a pervert, Hmm!?''

''Fuck off, blondie! Who cares!? They're still females, you fucktard!'' Hidan yelled back.

''Tehnically they're not a whole different species, now that we are horses as well, Deidara.'' Itachi added.

Kisame grinned. ''Oh, what's this? Are you agreeing with him, Itachi? Does the little weasel have the hots for those mares? Hehe.''

''No. I never said that I liked them. I'm just noting the obvious.'' Itachi replied.

Sasori watched the little conflict going on in front of him and said. ''It's idiotic to believe in a thing such as love. Love is something unreal. It changes the way you think. With it your capabilities decrease and your foolishness increase. Things like emtions are useless. Only trash cling up to them.''

''Even if it is a useless emotion, love is what makes shinobi to kill each others and bring on the endless cycle of hatred. Yeah, and with that we get to eat more. Hahaha!'' Zetsu replied with his white side laughing maniacally.

''The only ones you can truly trust is ourselves. And where we come in. With the Eternal Tsukuyomi we will be able to re-create the world in our own perspective and bring true peace to the Shinobi World.'' Madara commented.

''No. I believe that only thing worth of trust is money. Money itself is the symbol of power. With it we can have anyone to do what we want. We could even as you said re-create the world with it.'' Came a dark voice of Kakuzu.

Hidan started shouting something as Konan sighed. ''There you go again...''

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After a long discussion with the mares Pein finaly decided that it was time to call the others.

''Now that I told you everything you needed to know it's time to call in the others.'' Pein said.

Rainbow growled. ''Everything? All you told us is that Sage story. And when we would ask what Chakra, the Akatsuki or something else is, you would tell us that we don't need to know.''

''Just as I said. I told you everything you needed to know.'' Pein replied.

Twilight nodded. ''Ok, call in your friends then.''

Pein also nodded and turned around as he wave a hoof toward his fellow Akatsuki members and shouted. ''AKATSUKI ASSEMBLE!''

Rewrite

So, yeah, I decided to rewrite this story and a good amount of pairings will change. If any of you have an idea, request or a pairing you want to see (the pairings from before are also allowed) leave a comment and I'll take it to consideration. Also, the prologue or the first chapter will remain the same.