Gaygar, family conversation

Pinkie Pie showed up, '' I LOVE LADY GAY-GAR!''.

''Gay-Gar?'' Soarin gasped, ''It's Gaga!''.

''NO! LISTEN!''

Rah rah ah ah ah! Roman Roman man

Gaygar, ooh nice car! apple juice from France

You are ugly, you are a disease

If I had to sell you I would give you for free

You're a fkn idiot.

''That is soo not the lyrics'', Soarin said.

''Heh, what would you know? You gay baby?''

''I know more than yo-'', Soarin was cut off by Pinkie Pie, an awkward silence.

She started to sing again.

(Hah 62x)  with my both hands, i wanna smack you

but then you would go crying to your mum

you got a gay love, but im not duh surprised,

cus when you were young i dressed you up like a girl

so it's kinda my fault!

Rainbow Dash: you know that i hate you boy, ugly like a Mexican toy, you AHH!, Soarin threw a domo doll at her head.

''Man, are you seriously gonna-''

don't call me mum x2 ALEJANDROZZS

''I think, my eyes have gotten herpes after watching that'', Soar said flatly.

''If you were a real stallion, you would like the Gaygar''

''If you were duh, real mare, you would be in the kitchen''

''But, I, am......SWAN DIVE! To the best night of your rife!'', she randomly showed up in an other area of the house.

''Wow, amazing!'', he was amazed

''So why don't you like the Gaygar'', she shouted.

''I do like her'', he responded.

''TOO BAD! She don't like you, I don't like you''

''HAHA! I don't care'', he said, awkwardly laughing.

''Nopony like you''

''I like him'', a random filly showed up.

''What? Wow, Are you serious?

''No, just kidding! BOOM! Hi-five, hi-five'', she was holding up a hoof.

She laughed maniacally.

''Woah, Pinks stop laughing so much, gosh you're so crazy''

''Crazy? Am I? AM I?!?!''

''Yes you're a crazy bitch''

Pinkie gasped.

''Y-yeah, what are you gonna do about it? what are you gonna do about it?

''Tsk, tsk, tsk, I'll show you what I'll do''

She started to sing again:

''The next time you piss me off i will stab your doodle with a lance

(woahh) ''i'm sorry, i know you cant help being a fkn bitch!'', Soarin joined in.

(woahhhh oh ahh) why do wear gay P.J pants?

(woahh zz ohh) check out my dragon stance

I DO THE ROMANCE!, and a random pony just randomly humped the air