The Humping Games

by becca

Rating: teen
Tags: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Other, Romance, Comedy, Sex
Length: 1758

The Humping Games, a story that I read and though would be cool to re-write! (in pony form of couse!)

Katlick Eversweet hopes her name will be drawn for the 69th annual Humping Games. The world will be watching the sexiness unfold :D! The Humping Games, 24 go in horny, 1 comes out victorious. Make the Capital like you, and you stay, if they don't, you have to leave. Also, if you don't like this story, DON'T READ IT!

Published 2012-12-11 01:50:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-14 20:40:44 UTC

Chapter 3

We boarded a train that would take us to the Capital. I was sitting in a compartment with Pita, Heyhey and Eiffel. There were trays of delicious food everywhere, but i wasn't eating. I wanted to look good for the cameras. Pita and Heyhey were stuffing their mouths. Pigs.

Heyhey was still drinking. I wanted to ask him if I could do a few shots with him but he still kinda scared me. Suddenly, he was staring at me from across the compartment.

"Don't be shy, Katlick. We're all friends here," he slurred.

"I'm just enjoying the view," I said, looking out the window.

Heyhey laughed. "Whatever you say, J Law."

He got up to trot across the room. He tripped over a small table and fell right to the floor. He was out cold. Pita galloped to his side.

"I think he need mouth to mouth!" Pita shouted. I wanted to throw up when he said it.

"He doesn't need resuscitation," Eiffel scolded him. "He's just drunk. Katlick, help Pita get him to his room and cleaned up. We need him to look presentable when we arrive."

Stupid Heyhey. Pita lifted him up and threw him on our backs, sideways. We carried him into the next room.

"Over here, in the shower," Pita told me.

I rolled my eyes. We dropped him into the tub. Pita started taking Heyhey's clothes off. I stared at him like he was a freak.

"What," he asked. "Eiffel said to clean him up. Don't worry, I can handle this."

"Good," I said. I trotted back to the main compartment.

Eiffel was sipping on a cup of tea. Her face annoyed me, so I closed my eyes. When I woke up Heyhey and Pita were back in the room. Heyhey walked over to look out the window.

"We're almost to the station now," he announced. "It's time to get your game faces on."

I could see that crowds had gathered outside the station to welcome us. They were eager to get the first look at this years tributes.

Pita jumped up and galloped to that window. He gasped when he saw all the people out there.

"Look at all of them," he said with a smile.

"Those are potential sponsors," Heyhey informed us. "Don't blow this chance for a good first impression."

Pita took a very awkward stance. I scrunched my face at him. What the hell was he doing? His pants fell to the floor. My mouth gaped open in shock. With countless people watching from the station, and Pita in his very awkward position, shoved his package right against the window!

"That's right," he said "Get a good look at this years winning cock!"

Cheers erupted from the crowd.

"That boy is smarter than he looks," Heyhey said. You could learn a thing or two from him, Katlick."

The Tributes

Ponytown 1 & 2 - These are the career tributes, were talking pros. They've spent their whole life preparing for the nasty encounters in the arena. They study porn and practice on blow-up dolls to prepare. Anypony finding themselves facing one of these tributes had better come at them hard. They've memorized the Kama Sutra, and their not afraid to show their skills.

Glimmer if the mare from ponytown 1. Her name suits her, as he sex appeal glimmers like a star. Her sister, Glitter, won last years Humping Games and now works as a striper in the Capitol's biggest club.

Jack is the stallion from ponytown 1. His antics are legendary. He's hung like a rhino and can drop a mare's pants with just a look. He hopes to find work in the adult film industry after the Humping Games.

Ponytown 3 - 10 - Lets get real. Nopony cares about them. (I'm sorry if you do, but for the purpose of this story, they aren't important.)

Ponytown 11 - We don't joke about Rue. She's off limits.

Ponytown 12 - the infamous drunken ponies. Heyhey was the last pony from this town to win the Humping Games. He captured the heart of the nation taking on all tributes, mare and stallion. He was and unstoppable beast that humped his way to the top like a champ.

Katlick Eversweet, mare. She's the shy pony waiting for the chance to let her sexiness come alive. She doesn't stand a chance, but her heart is in the right place. When the games begin, shell be ready to pounce on the nearest stud.

Pita, stallion. Bread pony. He came out strong with a wiener flash on the train. The world will be waiting to see if he can keep it up - get it?

Chapter 1

I rolled out of bed and slammed into the floor. Damn, these hangovers are getting rough. I checked on my sister. Good. Prissy was still asleep. She didn't wake up when I flopped like ponyfish on dry land out of bed.

I laced up my sweet pair of boots and galloped out the door for no reason. I like being outside. Trees are nice. I found my friend Gavin hiding in the trees. He must like trees too.

"Katlick Eversweet," he said to me. He's totally hot by the way.

"Hi Gavin"

"Today's the big day. The drawing for the Humping Games."

"I know," I said exited. "I can't wait. My name is in there 38 times. Hopefully it's my year."

"I know what you mean," Gavin said. "I put my name in over 50 times."

The Humping Games occurred once a year. It was the only time when we were allowed to just let our inner sexiness out and get it on. The rest of the year all funny business was against the law.

"I wish things were different," I said, sadness in my voice.

Gavin wrapped his sexy man arms around me.

"Oh Katlick," he said. "your my best friend. And your a woman. I wish things were different too."

"I know, right," I said. "If our names are called, I'm so gonna violate you."

"May the odds be ever in...," he stopped. "I hate that saying."

I stepped away from his hug and let my hair down. He practically drooled as i struggled to braid it in the special way my mom used to do it (I'm a pony, I kinda don't have fingers...). He helped me with my braid.

"You really need your name called, don't you?"

He looked at me with his hungry eyes. "You have no idea."

I went home and got my sister for the drawing. We were nervous as we checked in and got in line. Some freaky looking people made some announcements... and then it was time. The woman reached into the female bowl and drew a piece of paper. The crowd was silent.

"Prissy Eversweet," she read

My heart stopped. They couldn't pick my sister! I needed this! I ran out to the front.

"I volunteer!" I shouted. Prissy gave me a dirty look.

"Fine," the woman said. "Get up here you tramp."

I trotted to the stage. It was a dream come true.

"Whats your name dear," the woman asked me.

"Katlick," I said.

"Of course it is." She reached into the male bowl for a boy's name. I crossed my fingers, praying it would be Gavin. She read the name. "Pita."

"Pita? Like the bread?" I asked.

"That's right," a man said, stepping up to the stage. "My family makes bread."

"Weird," I said.

"We have our contestants for the 69th annual Humping Games!" the woman shouted to the crowd. Pita grabbed my hoof and held our arms up to the cheers of everypony. This was gonna be great!

Chapter 2

They put me in a room by myself. I would have a few minutes to visit with loved ones before i was whisked away to the capital. There was a knock at the door.

Gavin trotted into the room. He looked all fine and i threw my arms around him.

"Katlick," he breathed in my ear.

"I'm going to miss you," I told him. He stepped back and looked at me.

"You've got to get wild in there," he instructed. "The whole world will be watching you. You need to get their votes."

"I know Gavin. I've waited my whole life for this."

He made a strange face, like he was unsure of everything.

"I wish I was going with you."

I resisted the urge to push him against a wall and shove my tongue in his mouth. If the guardponies caught us fooling around, I would be eliminated before the Games even began.

The door opened and he was told to leave. A moment later Prissy walked into the room.

"I hate you," she sobbed.

"Prissy, I'm sorry."

"They called my name! I'm supposed to be the one getting all kinky inside the arena. Why did you take my place?"

It broke my heart seeing her like this.

"I'm older than you, Prissy. I have needs. Every time i see Gavin, i feel an explosion between my legs. I can't wait any longer. You'll get your turn later."

Our time was up. I could see the anger in her eyes as she left the room.

Some guardponies escorted me to another room. Pita was in there. He smiled at me, but i ignored the bread man. It should have been Gavin.

Just then, a man walked into the room with a bottle of vodka in one hoof.

"Hello," he greeted us. "My name is Heyhey." he giggled. Heyhey was a past winner of the Humping Games. He was going to help us prepare. Pita jumped to his feet.

"You're drunk?" he asked. "This is ridiculous. I need advice if I'm gonna have a chance in there."

Heyhey laughed at him.

"That's right boy," Heyhey said. He grabbed the stuffy mare and bent her over the couch. "Every mare and stallion in the country will be watching." He smacked the mare's butt. "You gotta sell yourself in there. You gotta get freaky." He started grinding up against her. "When you encounter someone in the arena, you gotta make it seem like you passion is taking control." He slammed against the mare's bottom so hard the couch moved a few inches.

"Get your filthy hooves off me!" the mare shouted at him. Heyhey laughed some more.

I shook my head in shame. Our district was famous for being a bunch of drunk ponies. We didn't stand a chance.