Being me was nothing out of the ordinary. I lived in a normal town, with normal friends (witch some just happened to be bronies, like me). I never did anything that wasn’t normal, except watch My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.
So I was just sitting there one day, checking my Face-Book, when I get an email that says, “Hey! I know you are a brony, so I sent you a link to this AWESOME website. Check it out when you can.” Well, I don’t know about you, but I clicked it immediately, and that’s where it all began.
When I woke up, I was in Equestria (like all HIE stories) and was not a pony. So what did I do? I start thinking of all the ponies I was going to meet, when I really should have paid attention to my surroundings. Out of nowhere, Chrysalis came out and abducted me, yet another blackout.
Who else would abduct me? I don’t know but the task at hand was that I was trapped, and needed to get out. So I did what any 22 year old with ADHD and ADD would do, try to run. To no avail, I gave up.
Chrysalis adjourned to me after tending to her changelings, and said, “You will kill the Elements of Harmony!” (like I didn’t see that coming). Anyway I agreed and went on my way with a 12 gauge full auto AA-12. I felt like such a badass!
So I waltz into Ponyville, find Twilight Sparkle (and Spike to add effect) and blew 2 buck -shots into each of them. Easier than it sounds. While everyone was cowering, I discovered Rainbowdash flying up some 12 feet. So I loaded up 2 more buck-shots, and unloaded them into her cute little wings. Getting better and better.
So after that I went down to Sugarcube Corner and blew out Pinkie’s brains.
I then walked over to Sweet Apple Acres and copied number one and two on Applejack. Is anyone gonna stop me? I figured I would make it quick so I called out Rarity and Fluttershy and put buck-shots in them.
I then went to Canterlot and fucked every princess in the ass, (5 times for Luna), and shot Shining Armor dead. I then blew the place up and walked to Chrysalis. She was impressed but I said “FUCK YOU!” and then proceeded to, right in the ass (always the ass). Just before anyone could stop me, I flew away on my wife Luna’s back (cause she loves me now). We went to Cloudsdale, where me and Luna had an orgy with EVERYONE. We then burned the place while yelling “GO MOON!”
After that, we went back to Ponyville where we found the Doctor. We stole the TARDIS and flew away into the setting sun still yelling “GO MOON!”
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“GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
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MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON MOON!”
