A response to Rape-Train Express's "On the Rocks." Give him credit for the original, I just wrote the sappy knock-off. Cover image belongs to John Joseco.
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Cynical and jaded after serving after the Frosty Mug, and her extra job on the side, Applejack expects another night of alcohol and anal. But sometimes, good things come when we least expect them, friends always pull through in the end, and sometimes, just sometimes, there really is a knight in shining armor.