My little Avengers: Loki strikes, again

Chapters

Loki finish with Odin's patience
The arrival
Survive the Everfree
Meanwhile, In Ponyville
Zebra and unicorn
That escalated quickly
Alicorn and chaos
Luna's history
Chimichangas
The calm before the storm
Fight as one
Nokia vs Mjolnir
The changeling's queen
Farewells and Shawarmas
Alicorn and Changeling

Loki finish with Odin's patience

“LOKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII”, Yell Odin full of rage in their throne room

“What happen my lovely father? ¿what haunts you this time?” ask Loki sweetly in front of their adoptive father

“I’ll tell you what´s haunting me Loki, you haunt me, this time you went too far. I have endured your naughtiness for too much time, but this time it´s enough!” yells Odin

“Naughtiness? What naughtiness, if I’m the calmer in all Aasgard” says the demigod with a honeyed smile

Odin face palm and pulled out a scroll from his throne “Here I got a list from every prank you have done since I awake from my annual nap “says Odin and he unroll a very long scroll that arrives to the other side of the throne room” Ejem:”

“release one hundred ice-wolves in Thor´s date in the earth, throw a wild party in my bathroom while I was sleep, bought a timeshare in muspelheim under my name, organize a competition between dwarves and elves of how kicks stronger in the crotch, summon that ridiculous mortals in colorful suits that almost destroy half aasgard with that stupid mega giant robot while they was looking for the bathroom, revive the Schrödinger cat, put super laxative in all the wine and food in Aasgard, that day you change the hygienic paper for sand paper in every one of our bathrooms, said that stupid hippie elve that if he runs naked in your daughter´s tea party he would be one with the cosmos –the poor one never recovery from that trauma-, use that me-dammit ”Odin pointed a laser pointer in the Loki’s hand” with all my wolves in plenty familiar dinner, send the poor Thor to find a fourth dimensional bubble –against all the psychics laws he get it - , sigh, Muspelheim will frozen before I finish this scroll… the point is Loki, that this time you went too far, something unforgettable, something that I will never forget…

”

“Please father, tell me what in the eight legs horse I have done this time.”

“”This time, “dramatic pause……”you have been too rude with Munnin, the poor one have cried for hours and hours, have you any idea of the susceptible that are the crows, I still wonder what have you told them for this unfinished torment ”

“I just told them he is too ugly and he will never get a girl, Thor says it to me all the time and “he raises his shoulders” ain´t even mad”

“You horrible monster, this time, I can’t be condescending with you, I will banish you to a place where you can´t made any troubles, a place where no aasgardian have step before, and where you will learn something about friendship”

“The playboy manor?” Loki said full of hope

“No you pervert, I’ll send you to that place in Yggdrasil where the waters are clear as ice, where there´s no pollution just fresh air, the most beautiful place you ever seen, where you always come back”

“You have listen that mortal music again don´t you?”

“SHUT UP. The point is, that I’m going to send you to that place, there´s not even a tiny, little microscopically chance you can make any trouble”

“And, when you gonna send me to that place, you have spoken too much.”

“JUST IN THIS MOMENT MUTHAJUTA” and with those words, Odin used his enchanted spear to activate a hidden trap in the floor that sends Loki across an interdimentional worm-hole that sends Loki to -dramatic pause please-……. EQUESTRIA!

“YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS ODIN “yells Loki while he was falling in the gay very, very male rainbow worm-hole

“HOW YOU PLAIN IN VEGEANCE IF YOU DON´T EVEN HAVE THUMBS” responses Odin back in their throne

“Hey, don´t you think, you have been too hard with Loki´s punish this time, I mean, he have done all that naughtiness and everything but he doesn’t deserves that kind of punish “says Thor, the prince of thunder sudden entering in the Odin´s room after the Loki´s banish to equestria

“Meh, Loki is a big demigod and he can take care of himself, and no one that doesn´t have thumbs can cause an interdimentional crisis isn´t it?” responses Odin indifferently. And suddenly changed his attitude to one full of excitement “wanna smash some ice giants without any reason just because we are very mainly gods and after that drink until you see pink ponies everywhere?” yells Odin with excitement .

“Hell yeah!” responses Thor holding Mjolnir in the air.

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A few weeks later….

“Ah that were the calmest weeks since I adopted Loki, let´s see how he is in that magical dimension. Munnin” Odin called one of his crows “now Munnin, show me how is my adopted child in his exile”

And then Odin look at a white colored with black mane alicorn laughing in a cave in green flames, with thousands of strange creatures dancing around him, showing real devotion for his new master.

“Thor…” Odin call in the calmest voice that he could, holding a tic in his god eye

“Yes father,” ask Thor, worried about Odin´s voice tone

“Call your mortal friends and then we´ll talk about this”

“Yes, father “responses Thor with obvious worrying in his eyes. And he ran the fastest as could to his room and took his mighty hammer and hide his “personal” mortal stuffs “I don´t know how much time I’m gonna be out, so no one shall never know about this, not even my father “and after hide his dolls secret weapons he ran to the Odin´s throne room and he swing the mighty mjolnir, and hit the floor with a burst of thunders five humanoid figures appeared in front of Odin´s throne

“What I’m doing here? And why I have my iron suit on?” asks Tony Stark, the playboy, billionaire, philanthropist, better known as Iron Man.

“This isn´t the elevator to Mery Jane’s apartment and why I have my suit on? I thought it was washing in my uncle’s may house” says Peter Parker, photographer of the Daily Bugle, and better known as Spider Man.

“HULK DOESN¨T LIKE SUDDEN TELEPORTATION!” yells the hulk, better known as the brilliant scientist “Bruce Banner” that thanks to a radioactive explosion he changes when he gets mad to “the hulk”, strongest berserker ever exists.

“hmmm….”says T¨challa, the king of Wakanda, better known in occident as “Black Panther”, the first black hero ever exist.

“Surely, all of you are wondering in this moment “what I’m doing here? Why I’m not in my mortal world?” ” interrupted Odin with his thunder voice.

“Actually, we are accustomed to waking up in strange places, isn’t it guys” interrupts Tony Stark.

“Don't interrupt me mortal! “Yells Odin calming himself “Ejem, as I was saying -before that mortal interrupts me-“I summon all of you because…”

“But, I summon them with Mjolnir” interrupted Thor.

“Stop interrupting me! As I was saying, my son Thor summon all of you because I need to stop Loki-again-from his evil plans of universal conquest. I hope all of you be willing for gave your puny mortal life’s for stop Loki. Again”.

“But, I was taking a shower” says Tony.

“Yeah, and I was in a date with Mary Jane” added Peter.

“Hulk was crying alone in a cave, thinking about my feels” says Hulk “WHAT? Hulk has feelings too”

“And why we appeared with all our suits and weapons without has it before” asks T¨challa

“Yeah, mine was in the laundry and now it’s like new. Smell like clean and everything” added Peter.

“Silence mortals!” yells Odin, finally losing his patient “you all have your suits and weapons because of yes and that’s everything. And no more interruptions!” And recovering his calm, Odin starts to explain the reasons why he summon all the heroes there” A few weeks ago I send Loki to a parallel kingdom that the legends call Equestria, the most peaceful and less known kingdom in all Yggdrasil. In that dimension, the animals that you may know as “ponies” or mythical creatures as unicorns and Pegasus have use of reason and live pacifically with other creatures that you call “mythical”. It looks like its doing plans for gather a new army, even more big and powerful than in the past. So I’m basically asking all of you mortals for bring Loki home. It doesn’t matters if you bring them wounded of humiliated, better if he can’t move. Now, any question?”

“Err, yes” says Tony “you are basically asking all of us to go to a parallel universe where you said ponies and magical creatures can talk and have use of reason. And we surely put our lives in danger just because your adoptive son did something too wrong to say in this moment? ”

“I´M glad you understated it, now… To ~~the moon~~ bring my stupid adopted son back.” and with that words, Odin open the same trap in the floor to throw our heroes to that gay very manly rainbow worm hole to Equestria.

“I bet you didn’t knew I was able to do this isn’t it” says Spider man sticking in the worm hole wall.

Odin frowned and uses a giant fly swatter to hit spider man and send him to the portal

Author's Note

Well, I hope you enjoy the history, It's my first fic so I hope you enJoy It. There's lots of allusions in the fic, so I hope you find them

The arrival

Meanwhile, in some Mystic River like in that in The Lord of the Rings-~~one does not simple avoid to put some references in a fanfiction~~ - Bruce Banner, ponified was floating upside down through the stream .Now, with him:

“What is this landscape so beautiful, there are butterflies fluttering and birds singing and laughing everywhere. There’s no rage or stress inside me, everything is so peaceful and beautiful. I’d like to sleep forever and ever; I already fought too much in this life…”

“Bruuuuuce” calls a familiar female voice in the distance “Bruuuuuce”

“Betty is that possible. I didn’t believe you where here too. I’m going there my love; soon I’ll be there for kiss your beautiful lip… ”

“Move! RCP, RCP! We are losing him!” yells Applebloom desperate trying to revive him with scootaloo and Sweetie Bell.

“What’s RCP?” asks Sweetie Bell desperate.

“I don’t know but we have to do something or we will lose him!” yells Applebloom stressed.

“I have an idea” suddenly says Scootaloo “Back off” Scootaloo climbed in a tree, and fell direct over the Bruce’s stomach, releasing the water inside him and saving his life.

“Good job, Scootaloo” congratulated Applebloom “any cutie mark yet?” asks applebloom while she saw her blank flank.

“Not yet” says disappointing Sweetie Bell and Scootaloo at the same time.

“Aaaawwwwwww”

“But, at least we save his life, look how he’s trying to say thank you” pointed Sweetie Bell.

“Ghhhhhjljkhgdukydgk, ahhhjjjjjjj” tries to breathe Banner.

“Are you ok?” asks Applebloom.

“Yes, in sort a way” finally says Banner “And thanks for the…” he stops while he saw the little filly that was in front of him. And suddenly he saw his hoofs and stays speechless to what he just saw.

“For the…”says Applebloom.

“For… for save my life, yes, yes really thanks for save my life –I must be cautious and don’t show surprise or fear, or they might be hostile -”

“You´re welcome” says the cutie mark crusaders at the same time.

“And, by the way, what were you doing floating upside down in that river in the middle of the everfree forest?”

“Err, arr, I fell when I was –think in something banner- going for some… Apples, yes, some apples in the everfree forest and I hit in my head with a banana and I fell in that river –good thought genius, hit with a banana? Really? They will never…-”

“Aaaaa, so that was the reason. Ok, well, you have lucky because we were passing this way for return to Sweet Apple Acres. Today Granny Smith is going to prepare my favorite apple pie.”

“-Looks like I found some kind of homestead pony. I must follow the stream and don’t raise suspicions -”

“So, you come or don’t “asks Applebloom “I can convince Big Mac to leave you stay in his old room if you don’t have any place to go”.

“Ah, what? Of course, yeah” stammer Bruce “it’s very kind from you, but I… you know something, I accept your kindness, thanks” says Bruce with a smile.

“Wow, you must love apple pie” Says Scootaloo.

And Bruce and the Cutie Mark Crusaders trot all the way to sweet apple acres –it was just a few minutes of the point he is in this moment… But well, let’s continue with the history –

“And…” asks cautiously Bruce “Have you ever heard about a green monster that destroys anything with an incalculable rage if it gets angry?”

“Only if you mean Rarity if you awake from her beauty nap” responses Sweetie Bell with a chuckle.

“-I don’t know how that Rarity is, but whoever she’ll be I must keep myself away from her -”

“Holy Celestia Applebloom what are this hours to come home” says Applejack while she hugs her sister “And how’s this gentlecolt that comes with ya”.

“Oh, he is just an stranger that we save from drown in the river while we was looking for our cute marks” responses Applebloom like if that where the most normal in the world “And he’s going to stay a few days with us while he recovers” responses Applebloom with a bright smile.

“Oh Applebloom you know what I have told you about pick up strangers in the forest and bring them home without asking me first.” And looking to Bruce she said “I hope mah little sister doesn’t caused any problems to ya”.

“No, she doesn’t have caused any trouble to me; actually, she really saved my life from drowning in that river”

“Well, if that’s true. We have to celebrate. Mah sister´s a hero. Come here and stay this night with us. Ya almost die”.

“Well, thanks” said Bruce with a weary smile.

“And how’s ya name, handsome”.

“Banner, Brohoofs Banner-good think Banner-”

“And, Where you work” asks Applebloom looking strange to the symbol in atom shape in Banner’s flank.

“I’m a scientist, I work in use and investigation of alternative energy sources and that stuffs”.

“So a scientist eh, I know somepony like ya, I should present her”.

“Thanks, but in this moment I’d rather to eat that pie that your sister mentioned when we meet”.

“Oh true” said Applejack reminding what she says a few moments ago “Enter and warm your hooves”.

“-Banner, you just won the jackpot-”.

Survive the Everfree

“I guess, we’ll have to wait till the destiny decide to give us back Banner, someday” said T¨challa after wonder about the Banner’s fate.

“Back to our principal problems, how is even possible that we pass from being humans, or aasgardians” Tony said referring to Thor “to be Equestrians”

“I don’t know, but my web shouters work like if I had fingers. Don’t ask me why, I just know it and that’s enough” said Peter shouting a web to a near tree.

“My powers haven’t suffer any change too, for example, that squirrel over there is looking at us” said T¨challa watching a tree a few kilometers from there.

“Mjolnir haven’t suffered any change neither, but, just in case I’m gonna try it” and Thor uses Mjolnir for launch volley of thunders to the sky.

“Why you did that? We are trying to not attract attention and you just launch a volley of thunders that might betray our location” yells Iron Man.

“Meh, I just want to do it and that’s enough reason mortal” responses Thor indifferently.

“Wherever, I'm just gonna check my armor. Without call the attention” said Tony while JARVIS checks all the systems and weapons for second time “Looks like all my systems works alright, except for the flying one that damage during the interdimentional travel. Great, now only the Fantastic Thor can fly”.

“Thanks for your appreciations Iron Man “said Thor without understanding the Tony’s sarcasm “But with or without fly we have to keep moving and find Banner before Loki find him or there’s could be horrible consequences for both worlds. Now, let’s move across the forest till we find a town where rest, and then, with any lucky, know this place’s sovereign”.

“Oh yeah, we’ll meet the sovereign of this magic place and then we told them that a psychopath demigod with lots of childhood traumas wants to take over the throne and rule this entire dimension. He is so gonna believe us”said Tony with obvious sarcasm in his voice.

“Well that wasn’t what I have in my mind, but yes, it’s basically what you said” responses Thor with innocence

“And, to where we have to go now?” Asks Peter innocently.

“That way” said T¨challa pointing a path that goes right in the everfree forest heart “We better stay together and don’t attract attention of the creatures that lives here, in my personal opinion, we better take off our suits and keep hidden. And over everything, nothing of fly, shoot webs or any kind of weapons unless it is a fact of life or death. Ok?”

“I'm impressed mortal, I still though that such a level of strategy thinking was only in aasgardians”

“Is part of the obligations of been a king of the most technologically and warlike advanced nation in the earth”.

“At least I could keep my pants; it’s that I still have some embarrassment” said Peter a little awkward.

“No, if no one uses clothes in this dimension, we neither” said T¨challa starting to strip out his suit.

“Mjolnir stays with me, I'm the only who can carry it” said Thor after taking off his cape and vest.

“Ok, now follow me my friends and let’s find Loki, or Banner, whoever comes first “said T¨challa, and our heroes were introduced deep in the everfree forest.

Meanwhile in Sweet Apple Acres, Bruce was sleeping in a warm bed in the Big Mackintosh´s old room, with the stomach full of all kind of delicious apple based food.

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In the next morning, our heroes woke up for continue in their journal in the everfree forest, meanwhile Bruce works pacifically in Sweet Apple Acres. Now let’s see how it was:

“Ok fellas, let’s continue our journal in the everfree forest, we already sleep enough” start to say T¨challa, waking up in a cave with his friends in the Everfree Forest.

“You only say it because you, Thor and Peter were the only who could slept good with the Thor’s snores”.

“You could ask me for a pair of web earplugs, just like T¨challa did. But like you didn’t did it” said Peter leaving the cave.

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In Sweet Apple Acres:

“Wake up sleepy ferret. Breakfast’s on the table and we have a looong day of buck apples” said Applejack entering in Banner’s room “Do ya sleep good? ”

“Like a cat in a basket. What’s for breakfast, more apples? ”

“Hotcakes with maple syrup” Applejack said with smile.

“This is going to be a good day” says Bruce with a shining smile.

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Back to the everfree forest:

“I hope this berries be better than that mushrooms we ate yesterday” said Tony while he ate his part “How you said this berries are called?”

“Lion testicles” responses T¨challa “They are good for circulation and hungry. But don’t eat too much or you will suffer in a strong testicular pain”.

Tony spat his ration

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In Sweet Apple Acres:

“And that’s how ya buck apples” said Applejack after buck some apples for Bruce’s astonishment “any doubt?”

“No, thanks shall begin my work right now” said Bruce bucking some apples following Applejack’s example.

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In the Everfree Forest:

“Does this categorizes as a case of live or death?” yells Tony being surrounded by giant gray tentacles like in The Lord of the Rings.

“Just this time. And remember: only use your powers with moderation, we don’t want to attract attention” responses T¨challa taking his vibranium claws, ready for attack.

“Finally” yells Thor” now Mjolnir, use your power-with moderation- for release us before this get’s weirder”

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In Sweet Apple Acres:

“This is more easy than it looks like a few moments ago” said Bruce bucking another bunch of apples in their tumbrel “I could do this all the day without get tired”

“That’s the spirit Brohoofs”

“Eeyup” said big mackintosh

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Back in the Everfree Forest:

“Can someone remind me: how in the name of my uncle Ben we get in this?” Said Peter desperate while they were been surrounded by a pack of timber wolves.

“Get ready your weapons to minimum power” said Iron Man while his hooves shine in a electric blue.

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Back in Sweet Apple Acres:

“And that’s how you solve a mathematical equation” explains Bruce to Applebloom after the little filly asks how to solve a equation that she was trying to solve since Cheerilee sent her that homework.

“Wow, you are very smart” said Applebloom amazed.

“That’s because I read a lot”.

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Back in the Everfree Forest:

“You were supposed to be the spider and know how to deal with these monsters” yells Tony while they were trapped by a spider-dragon-snake-buffalo-chimichanga.

“I told you I’m only the Spider-man, I have spider powers, not spider brain” responses Peter trying to escape from the spider-dragon-snake-buffalo-chimichanga's tentacles.

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In Sweet Apple Acres:

“Dinner is ready” yells granny smith while she serves another fest of delicious apple based food.

“-Finally, I was starving-” said Bruce for himself.

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“This isn’t so bad” said T¨challa eating a Sylvester zap-apple that Tony has collected in the way “but it could be better”.

“Don’t judge me, it’s my first time collecting food in a creepy forest” responses Tony eating his Apple “And it’s better than that snails that Thor get early this morning”.

“SHUT UP MORTAL, I thought the mortals liked the snails”.

“We like to make sure our food don’t try to eat us from inside first” responses Tony in a sour way.

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In Sweet Apple Acres:

“Good night Brohoofs, ya make a well job today” said Applejack in a maternal way.

“Good night Applejack, rest well too” said Bruce looking for a comfortable position for sleep, while outside starts a strong storm.

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In the Everfree Forest:

“This sucks” said peter white all gather beneath an improvised cape of web, trying to shelter from the storm that was getting stronger and stronger

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Meanwhile, In Ponyville

A few days before, in Ponyville:

“Hey Twi, whatcha looking?” asks Rainbow Dash while Twilight Sparkle was looking at one far point in the Everfree Forest

“I'm looking for any anomaly in the Everfree Forest; I just receive a letter from Shining armor telling me about the recent changeling activity in the Everfree, it looks like it has fallen dramatically since the past two weeks. More exactly when that distant cousin of Celestia leaves the castle as mystery as he arrives” said Twilight writing something in their table.

“Distant cousin?” asks Rainbow Dash surprised “There’s had no news in Cloudsdale about any Celestia’s far cousin. And that’s very strange, because we have the best’s sensationalist that are the twenty four hours in Canterlot”.

“Yeah, I haven’t receive any letter from Celestia in this days about it, I just know it because Shining Armor and Cadence have keep up to date, and they just have told me that this far cousin it’s all a gentlecolt and pass all the day in their room”

“Hey, what’s up” asks Pinkie Pie interrupting between Rainbow and Twilight with a jump.

“Now what Pinkie?” ask Twilight without any surprise.

“My tale, my ears, my stomach, my eyes, my spasms” and Pinkie gave an accidental punch to an elder that passes by the way “sorry.” apologizes Pinkie while the older trotted away from her “all my whole being is telling me that something extra big is going to happen. And we have to be prepared” finalizes Pinkie staring at the Rainbow Dash´s eyes.

“Ok” said Twilight with a cautious glance “Well, have anypony seen Applejack, I haven’t see her in a while”.

“She has been busy attending a guest in her house” responses Fluttershy arriving with a cart full of snails “But I don’t know anything else about it, I hear it from Applebloom while I was passing there with Angel”.

“This is getting more and more weird” said Twilight. And in that moment, a blue laser shot out from the everfree forest, but nopony notice it.

Zebra and unicorn

“And, again… how we get in this?!” yells Tony while he and the avengers were persecuted by a dozen of changelings in the middle of the Everfree Forest.

“I don’t know mortal, but we better keep running” responses Thor, flying at his side.

“Can’t we just fight against them?” asks Peter trotting at Thor’s side.

“No, remember so many fights in all along the week will call the attention of the population beyond the forest” responses T¨challa, trotting agile between tree and tree.

And suddenly, our avengers arrive to a dead end in the forest, flanked by a cliff. Trapped and with no escape Tony said:

“Now it seems like a good idea fight against them, don’t you think T¨challa?”

“No, if any of that creatures survives, it will tell his fellas what he saw, and our situation will get very worse that it is right now” responses T¨challa.

“Then I’ll make sure to don’t leave any of that demons alive” said Thor levitating Mjolnir.

And just in that moment, a rope descends from the cliff right in Thor’s hoof.

“Up here my dear, if catch you don’t want to be” said a mysterious female voice in rhymes from the high of the cliff.

“I’ll take that offer if you don’t mind” said T¨challa climbing in the cliff.

“Now we are two” said Tony climbing after T¨challa.

“I don’t, I can fly” yells Thor flying to the peak.

“Tsk, noobs” said Peter climbing the cliff with his spider powers.

Now, in the peak…

“Why that things doesn’t follow us to this point” asks Peter after arrive with the others.

“I guess, it’s because we are out from their territory” said T¨challa looking how the changelings retread from the dead point they was a few moments ago “And, how is the mysterious being that save us from another fight?”

“My name is Zecora, don’t maim. And how are the brave travelers, you asker?” responses the zebra that was in front of them.

“My name’s T¨challa and we are just explorers from a very distant land”.

“how curious answer my fearless traveler; cause I saw in my cauldron: a unicorn with Iron saddlebags, an alicorn with a hammer, an earth pony that can climb walls, and a zebra with the panther spirit that aren’t from this world, will came right now, in this point ” responses Zecora.

“Then, if you know that we aren’t from this world you might want some answers about why we are here” said T¨challa, with a deadpan.

“That can wait, first you have to eat and a little nap take, because a pause you might want to take”

“We’ll accept your offer, because as you said, we have travelled across this forest during one week without any break”…

And our heroes (and Zecora) trotted a few miles to a little hunt, almost at the edge of the Everfree Forest. In it:

“And… Please tell me, how you live in such a dangerous place like this? I mean, we were at the edge of death like six times like minimum in only one day in here” asks Peter full of curiosity.

“That’s because I know this forest better than any eldest. Now, please tell me what knurled history brings you to this world?” responses Zecora starting to reheat some food in her cauldron.

“Well, this is going to take a long time, but, we have time for this” whispered Tony taking a seat and tell Zecora, with Thor, all the things that happen in the last week. From the Loki’s banish to the Banner’s disappearance, passing through all the dangers that they passed in the everfree forest. Till they finally finish their history and the food was warm enough for eat.

“My armor suit isn’t a problem” said Tony pointing his red iron saddlebags “But we’ll have a real problem if the “Magnificent Thor”, I mean, he’s the less inconspicuous and he could bring some undesirable views from other ponies”.

“Why you didn’t said that from the very first” said Thor striking Mjolnir against the hut’s floor, releasing a blinding blast of thunders that turn Thor into a simple earth pony coffee color with chest nut mane “Why the mortals are so complicated, you couldn’t just simply ask me for turn into a more discrete shape, no, you had to keep it for yourself and complain in silence all the day. PLEASE, stop to do that mortal, it’s very annoying even for a god…shess”

“Ok, that solve one of our problems” said Peter with a poker face “and now, what’s our new plan?”

“Well, I have a belle known in a Ponyville zone if you want to know, but it has to be tomorrow, my fellas” said Zecora finishing her portion.

“We really appreciate your help my fellow friend. How can we show our gratefulness” said T¨challa.

“Only with time we’ll know” .

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“GAHHH” yells Twilight Sparkle waking up from a nightmare in her room.

“What happens Twi? Zombies, fire, zombies in fire?” yells Spike waking up with Twilight’s shout

“It was nothing Spike, just a nightmare… whatever; we have a lot of work to do” responses Twilight using magic for arrange her bed” starting with visit Applejack’s new friend, and write to shining armor” –tok, tok, tok, the door sounds-“ah, how could be at this hour”.

And Twilight use her magic as faster as she could for combing her mane and get to the door. And when she opens:

“Hey Twi, guess what?” Said Pinkie Pie in Twilight’s front.

”Now what Pinkie?”

“My tail, it’s not twitching anymore”.

“And that’s everything Pinkie?”.

“Well, my spasms already stop” and in that moment, Pinkie punch another elder in their stomach “well, almost. Sorry”.

“Pinkie, can you please go and tell your problems to other pony. Please I have a lot of work to do and I have no time for your twitches”.

“Oki doki Loki” said Pinkie, and suddenly she disappears banishing in nothingness .

“That was weird”-tok, tok, tok-the door rang. And opening the door Twilight yells:

“Pinkie stop complaining about your twitches, nopony cares about it. Oh hi Zecora” said Twilight with an awkward smile.

“Such a rude pony a have found today, you mustn’t remember your kindness” said Zecora frowning.

“Sorry Zecora, what brings you here?”

”It’s not what brings me here; it’s what bring my new fellas here”.

“Friends and why they don’t pass here?”

“Ok, you can enter my fellas”.

And in that moment: a unicorn, two earth ponies and a zebra enter in Twilight’s house.

“Can I help you in anything, any book in particular?” asks Twilight with a smile.

“Actually…” responses the unicorn with a strange blue light in their chest “can you give us a little privacy here. We don’t want to call attention”.

“Ok” said Twilight with a suspicious glance. And using her magic, she closes all the windows and doors in her house “What you want to borrow? Any adult’s book?”

“It’s not a book what we want; this will seem a little weird, but… We are not from this lands, not even from this dimension, we are a group of heroes from a parallel dimension where humans are the dominating species and creatures like you doesn’t even exists. World where there’s corruption, gamma radiation, cars, computers, hands with fingers and other stuffs. We are a group of heroes with incredibly abilities that was summoned by a northern deity for bring back a alicorn with childish traumas and diva complex that wants to rule all this universe and take over your princess castle”

“Ok… Zecora are you sure your friends doesn’t escape from any madhouse, cause they must be very insane for said such a bunch of nonsense things like that”

“Told you she didn’t even believe” said one of the earth ponies to the alicorn.

“Well, there’s only one way to show you we are alright. Avengers assemble”

And suddenly, the unicorn covers with a red golden armor that comes from his saddlebags, the earth pony with the hammer as a cutie mark hits his baton against the floor and a blast of thunders came from their hammer, giving them a red cape and a coat of mail and helmet; Twilight tries to move back but she finds with a red earth pony hanging from the roof with a web, Twilight tries to get to the door, but the Zebra that a few seconds ago was with Zecora turns into a equine with a panther like suit.

“Now you believe us?” asks the Spider pony lowering down from the roof with a web. And suddenly, the Twilight passed down.

………………………………………………..

“aaawwwww” yawned Twilight in her bed” such a strange dream, iron ponies and everything” Twilight look at the clock and surprised to saw the hour. She trotted down the stairs to the kitchen for something for breakfast, and when she enters in the kitchen, she find the avengers taking a cup of tea in the table.

“Want some tea?” asks the earth pony with blue and red tights “your lizard pet told us where your favorite tea was”

“Spike, spikeeee” yells twilight nervously “where the buck are you?”

“How, your lizard?” responses the armored unicorn “he went to get some nervous soothing for you when you wake up. But now is pointless are you sure you don’t want some tea? Seems like you need it”

“Ok, as I know in anytime I'm going to wake up from this twisted nightmare, why not take a cup of tea with?”

“Tony Stark, but you can call me Iron Pony”.

“Peter Parker, Spidey for friends”.

“King T’challa, Black panther if you prefer”.

“Thor”

“Ok” said Twilight while she uses telekinesis for pour a cup of tea for herself “And, when I'm gonna wake up?”

“Listen to me well” starts to said T’challa taking off his mask” I know this may be a little hard to believe, but we are real, just like you. If you don’t believe me you can hit the Tony’s armor, touch your hoofs, look at the hour or whatever you want, but believe us, you are not in a dream”.

“Ok, I’ll calm down, look at my watch and in this moment are the… ten o’clock. So I'm not in a dream after all-of getting mad-. Now can you please tell me how you get into my house or from where are you all come from and why are here?”

And then, the avengers tell -again- how they arrive there. Just like they did with Zecora.

“Wow, you really pass through very problems just for arrive here. If I haven’t saw them with my eyes, I could swear that you all are an invention from Pinkie Pie”.

“So, you believe us now mortal?”

“Is hard to believe, but yes, I believe you now. There’s lots of weird things that happen from a few days ago: the suddenly down in changeling activity, that distant Celestia’s cousin, the Pinkie Pie´s twitches, that new Applejack’s friend ”.

“Wait a sec mare. What did you just said about a Celestia’s distant cousin? ” interrupts Thor.

“Oh, that? Just a new Royal family cousin that appears and disappears from Canterlot one month ago, but I scarcely know something about it”.

“Just for curiosity, that distant cousin has black mane, green eyes and some kind of green magic?” asks T’challa with a sparkle in their eyes.

“I don’t know them personally, but I think yes”.

“GUYS” stood up Thor hitting the table with his hoofs “We’ve got a problem. If Loki already was in that castle, that probably means he already controls some minds or gather a new army, but, why he haven´t attack yet? ”

“Well, as I said before, I don’t believe that Loki who all of you speak too much were trying to get any weapon; it’s just Equestria is such a pacific land and we haven’t any weapons he could use for rule them all” said Twilight while she finish her tea.

“Or someone. Twilight, can I borrow some books from your library? , history and myths if you don’t mind” said T’challa grabbing his chin with his hoof.

“Ok, I always lend out books for who needs them”.

“But, if Loki hasn’t done from itself we shouldn’t go for them in Canterlot?” Asks Peter innocently.

“No. First we have to find Banner and plan a strategy. We don’t know with twisted tricks has Loki prepared for us this time, so we better find Banner before Loki uses it against us. Because we all know what happened last time Hulk turns against us by Loki? Yes”.

“Please, don’t even remember me about that, Mjolnir still hurts from only think about it” said Thor with a

“What is a hulk” asks Twilight innocently.

“Is just a green thing that destroys everything whatever is in their way with strong enough for overthrow an entire forest with one punch” said Peter calmly.

“You heroes have a lot of strange and dangerous things in your world” said Twilight with a frown.

“Thanks mortal” responses Thor with a smirk.

…………………………………………………….

That escalated quickly

“Wow Brohoofs, ya really don’t get tired isn’t it sugarcube” said Applejack admired while Bruce bucked another cart of apples in his seventh day consecutive in sweet apple acres tirelessly for more than sleep of eat the necessary.

“Are you kidding me? This has been the best week of my life” said Bruce bucking another apple tree “It keeps me relaxed, further that, I'm doing something productive and useful” said while another bunch of apples fell from the tree.

“Ok, don’t you like to visit mah friend Rarity in the town, I bet mah hat ya need rest a little, and have fun, maybe eat a cupcake in sugarcube corner, or visit Fluttershy, you gonna like Fluttershy” said Applejack with a worry smile.

“Ok” said Bruce with a whisper after take another bunch of apples to the cart “Maybe you’re right; tomorrow we can go, a little rest won’t kill me after all this week”.

At the next morning, Applejack and Bruce went to the town; Bruce had never been in a town where there are not photos of him in every corner of the buildings, or news about destruction and chaos. No, that was the most beautiful place where he has ever been, where earth ponies, Pegasus and unicorns lived all together in harmony without hatred or discrimination.

“What cha think about mah town?” asks Applejack when they arrive to the Carousel Boutique.

“It’s just perfect” said Bruce with a hopeful smile, just after they enter in the Carousel boutique and saw a white unicorn with glasses that was taking some measurements in a manikin.

“Hey Rarity, look what I bring ya” said Applejack introducing Bruce.

“Oh such a dirty and horrible” cried Rarity while she looks at Bruce’s semblance “Come my dear, I’ll show you how’s you have to dress” Said Rarity while she looks for something in the boxes that was in a secluded place in her store.

“-I should have stay in sweet apple acres. But well, I’ll just simply keep calm and follow the steam -”

“Here it is” said Rarity suddenly showing a dozen of purple shorts to Bruce” It’s the last in summer clothes in Canterlot, you must use them” said Rarity with a menacing stare.

“Ok, ok I’ll use them, they see…comfortable” said trying to not think in Hulk.

“In that case, you don’t mind in take them all for free isn’t it?”

“Ok, ok” said Bruce trying to keep his calm.

Leaving Carousel Boutique with applejack, they trotted with their boxes to sugarcube corner, where Pinkie Pie was waiting for them with a box of cupcakes

“That Rarity, it’s all a mad mare” commented Bruce taking a seat with Pinkie and Applejack in a table.

“Yeah, she’s usually like that; asks for ya wanted Brohoofs, I’ll pay the bill”.

“Oh oh, oh, you must be the Applejack’s new friend, I’m Pinkie Pie nice to meet you, wanna party?” Said Pinkie pie interrupting the conversation between Bruce and Applejack.

“Ah party? err, no thanks” said Bruce starting to get worried about his patience” I think, I’ll go to the gentlecolts bathroom and wash my face, thanks”

“Oh, the bathroom it’s there. Are you sure you don’t wanna some chimicherry, cake, pudding, cookies, cake, cupcakes? ”

“No thanks, I’ll just go to the bathroom”

“Accept one” insists Pinkie.

“I said, now no” said Bruce containing a shout and getting his eyes red “Oh no. I’ll come later” said while he trotted away the fastest as he could.

“Such a rude gentlecolt” said Pinkie eating a cupcake.

“-This can’t be happening, one week, just one week had passed without him. I thought I could escape from him, but now I see not even in this world I can escape from him -”

“-Are you sure you don’t wanna release me. We can smash that puny pink pony and that annoying unicorn -”

“-No, get away from my head right now-”

“-Never, Hulk wanna be free and smash some puny ponies-”

“Nooooooooo” shout Banner in the middle of a secluded part out of Ponyville

“Em, excuse me, sorry if I made you any injury, but, can you very, very please shout a little less louder, you are scaring the butterflies” Said a shy female voice, a voice that seems familiar to Bruce.

“Ah, what how, oh yeah, yeah, s-sorry, I didn’t want to scare your butterflies” said Bruce full of embarrassment.

“It’s ok; I know that wasn’t your intention”.

It was the first time Bruce saw such a beautiful, docile and pure face. Hulk was banished and he back to has the control over his mind.

“Brohoofs” asks Applejack getting into the forest “Thanks Celestia you’re alright, I thought ya where to explode of something. Are ya ok Fluttershy?”

“Yes, I’m ok thanks, but if I'm annoying you I better go now”

“No, wait a minute, we, we could take some tea and, and chat a little, yes that’s it”.

“Well, thanks, if you want you can go home with me and drink some tea if you don’t mind”.

“Of, of course I want to drink some tea with you, it will be a really pleasure”.

And both went so Fluttershy’s cottage to drink some tea, leaving Applejack stupefied.

“-Poor Brohoofs, he must be too stressed, I better let them go, if somepony can calmed down it is Fluttershy -” .

………………………………………………..

Meanwhile, in Twilight’s tree house:

“And why not ask my friends? They should know something about anypony that comes one week ago” Said Twilight after heard how our avengers lost their friend when they arrived to Equestria.

“Yeah, why not?” said Tony after all the Avengers looks at other faces with an innocent expression.

And then the avengers strip out from their suits and left the tree house to Sugarcube corner for pick some information. In sugarcube corner:

“Hello Twi, who are your friends?” Asks Pinkie.

“They are just Zecora’s friends that came to know the town, that’s everything”.

“Enough chat mortal, tell us now where is our friend” yells Thor, impatient.

“You mean that stallion with a strange cutie mark, creepy green eyes for a seconds, huge problems with anger control and purple shorts that came here with applejack a few hours ago.”

“Yes, yes” said Thor desperate

“No, I don’t know where is in this moment” responses Pinkie with a smile.

“You daughter of a…”

“Stop” said T’challa putting his hoof in Thor’s mouth” I’ll take care of this before you destroy this entire innocent town in anger. What my fella wants to asks was, if you know if that stallion went with somepony after he leaves this place”.

“Oh, I don’t know, maybe Applejack knows it”.

…………………………..

In Sweet Apple Acres:

“Brohoofs?” asks Applejack “Cha mean that stallion that came here a week ago, leave me think” said Applejack holding her chin” Oh, he must be with Fluttershy, last time I saw him this morning he stares Fluttershy like a worm to a fallen apple”.

“So, it must be with Fluttershy, and where lives that Fluttershy if you don’t mind” said T’challa.

“I know” said Twilight “She lives in a cottage a few miles from here; I can take them if you want.

“Hey, I wanna go with ya. I have to know what have been doing that pair of lovebirds”.

“Wait, you just said Lovebirds?” asks Tony with a raised eyebrow.

“Yeah, that pair seems to be melting each other last time I saw them”.

The Avengers share a worried stare with Twilight and Peter said “It could be a problem”.

…………………………………

Meanwhile, in Fluttershy’s cottage:

“So, you take care of every single animal that arrives here for help or refuge isn’t it?” asked Bruce marveled with what Fluttershy just said.

“Yes, every single animal that arrives to my cottage is received and cared by me. It’s like they understood that I just want to help them and not hurt them” said Fluttershy pleased with herself.

“Yes, I think I can –in sort a way- understood what you said” Said Bruce reminding all the times he tries to stop Hulk but he couldn’t” On purpose, can you please tell that bunny yours if he could please stops biting my leg? It really hurts, a lot”.

“Oh, sorry. Angel please leaves Brohoofs, I know you don’t like strangers but this is very rude from your part”.

Angel stares Fluttershy with encore and leaves Bruce’s leg. Slow and painfully.

“Sorry, Angel doesn’t like strangers” apologized Fluttershy.

“It doesn’t matters, I had worst” said Bruce reminding the time Hulk faces a hound of giant ice wolves in the Antarctica.

Toc-toc.toc the door sounds.

“Who it could be” asks Bruce.

…………………………………………………………………………

“How long it will take to get to Fluttershy’s Cotta…. ” said Peter before he gets distracted by a giant human that was jumping out from Fluttershy’s cottage, holding a yellow Pegasus, leaving the cottage in flames. And what it was worse: it was naked.

“What in Celestia’s name was that” said Twilight with a tic “I mean. oh holy Celestia it got Fluttershy we have to something”

“Easy, we will take charge from this right now, but first we will extinguish that fire and look for witness” said Peter without any worry.

“How you can be so calm that thing got Fluttershy and leaves the cottage on fire” shout Twilight disturbed for what her eyes just saw.

“Because not every that we saw it’s true unless we investigate deeply” said T’challa excavating in the cottage’s ruins “What we got here?” said while he hold two strange bug like creatures ebony color with two sharper hangs.

“Hey cha miss something” asked Applejack just a few seconds after she arrives to the place” What in tarnation ” she exclaimed while she saw the Fluttershy’s cottage in ruins and a zebra holding two changelings in both hoofs “cha gonna explain me that in two seconds or things gonna get ugly here”

“Well” starts Tony” I'm sorry to be I who tell you this, but: the stallion that you welcomed the last week is actually a dangerous giant green human that destroys everything that is on his way if it annoys him. But don’t worry. Bruce has tamed him to don’t hurt any innocent. And for what T’challa seems to find that creatures are the real responsible. Yeah, we sorry about it”.

Applejack didn’t finish understanding what the unicorn just said. That was absolutely impossible. Brohoofs, the hard worker stallion, as calmed and silence as Big Macintosh, that monster. “I just can’t believe what cha saying. There’s more than that stuffs from he came?”

“Only one we know in this dimension” responses Peter lifting his shoulders

“Whut in tarna… Are those Changelings” said Applejack pointing her hoof to the creatures T’challa was bringing.

“So that’s the name of the creatures that tries to attack us in the forest. Interesting” said Tony holding an eyebrow.

“You knew them before?” asks Twilight after recover from the fright.

“Well, that were one of the threats we face in the Everfree after we arrive here” responses Peter.

“How’s that of “When we arrive here” asks Applejack in a threading way.

“We can answer that before” Said Thor “Now we have to find Bruce and interrogate those demons if they can attack our friends, than they can answer some questions”.

“And I know somepony that is perfect for this job. Come on Peter, we have to back Sugarcube corner” Said Twilight using her magic for wraps the changelings in a sack and carry them to Peter’s back.

“I’ll be back later guys, find Bruce and we’ll see later where she said. See ya” said Peter without understanding how some sweets made talk the changelings.

“I’ll go to check in the forest if I can find Bruce” said T’challa “anyone wants to come with me”.

“I’ll go,-I need to know what in tarnation is happening here-” said Applejack.

“I don’t have anything else to do, so I’ll go with you mortals” said Thor.

“Ah, what else, I’ll go too” said Tony with a deadpan.

…………………………………..

“Em excuse me Mrs. Cake is Pinkie in home? I have some delivers Pinkie ask me the other day” said Twilight with a fake smile.

“Of course sweetness, she’s in her room up that stairs” responses Miss Cupcake with a maternal smile.

“Thanks. Come on Peter, it’s up the stairs”.

”In coming” responses Peter without show any sign of tiredness.

“What such a strange friends has Pinkie” whispered Mrs. Cupcake.

In Pinkie’s room…

“I was waiting for you” said Pinkie with a rude police man accent. She was dressing with a beige coat and a hat from the same color. Her room was decorated like an interrogation room instead the typical pink and party theme she usually had “Please put the suspects in the chairs”

“How you could know what was in the bags” asked Peter afraid from the pink pony power for guess things “And how you knew we were here for interrogate the changelings”.

“I know lots of things Spider man, now get them out from the sacks and let’s start with the interrogation”.

“How you even knew my secret identity. Ah whatever” said while he pulled out the changelings from the sacks, only for discover that, instead the two changelings T’challa had captured from the ruins; there’s was Pinkie Pie and twilight with baffled stares.

“Help us” said the fake Pinkie” The changelings used their magic for change places with us when nopony was looking”

“Shut up” said Peter hitting the fake Pinkie face with a hoof “don’t even try the same strategy that the Skrull, cause I won’t back to fall in it again”

“Who’s?” asks the real Twilight.

“No one. Please, continue with the interrogation”.

“Oki doki Loki”.

“You better cover your ears; this is going to get very intensive”.

“Hello changelings, how are you. I’m very fine and you? I just redecorate my room as you can see, what do you think? Good, bad? I don’t really care about it. I think I might change to Japanese Yakuza, or crazy house or vampiric Victorian or some like that. You know something new, the new cherrichanga with more cherritonine; it’s like the chimicherry but with more chimicherrysity. I love cherries and you? I can do lots of desserts with cherries: black forest cake, brownies, pie, loaf, pudding, jelly, preserved cherries, wine. Oh you know the Applejack’s cider just finish already, well it doesn’t matter because the next year will be more, and more and lots of more elephants. Elephants? What elephants. I rather the parrots because they can talk, and play, and talk, and taunt on the milkman and……. ”

“This is going to take a long time” said Twilight while both cover their ears and the interrogation continued.

………………………………..

Meanwhile, in the everfree forest:

Hulk holds the little Pegasus in his big hands, it was soft and at the same time delicate and beautiful. He barely could save her from the puny bug ponies jumping from the cottage and leaving it in flames. The puny Banner had faint and he took the opportunity for take the control over the Banner’s body

“Why you came out, I could take over the situation” rumble the Banner’s voice in Hulk’s head” and what is worse, you leave whiteness, in this moment there’s will be like half world seeking for us”

“Shut up puny mortal. Hulk will smash everyone if it comes close”.

“That’s the point; I don’t want you crushing anyone. And how you think in give back this mare to her home, its destroyed and you’re not precisely the most discrete. And you neither are even a pony. And what it’s worse: You are NAKED”

“Your fault, puny human. Didn’t had pants on”

“No one had pants on in this dimension”

“Hulk doesn’t care, hulk it’s more fresh and comfy”

“You will traumatize anything that crosses your way”

“Then Hulk will erase his memory with pain”

“That’s not even the point, I want you in the shape you were before. I want my body back”

“Hulk don’t want it to”

“Then I’ll show the other Hulk your photos the last night”

“No you won’t do that”

“Oh of course yes. Gray hulk, come here I got something to show you”

“You called me” asked Grey hulk, better known as mister Fixit “Can I come out for a seconds please, time ago I don’t go out, just for a few seconds”.

“No” yells Hulk and Banner at the same time.

“Ok puny mortal, but someday I’ll got that photos”.

“It always works”.

Back in a glade in the Everfree Forest:

“Oh, what happened? Angel? Oh, my animals, my house”.

“Don’t worry, your animals are ok, they could escape from the cottage before it explodes” answered Bruce, back in their Pony shape.

“Explosion. Wha, what explosion. Are you ok”.

“Yes, I'm ok. By the way, what was the last you can remember?”

“Oh, let me remember. Last I can remember was you and me taking a cup of tea in my cottage when suddenly Twilight and Rainbow Dash appeared and, and angel bites them turning them into Changeling, and, and,” said Fluttershy trying to remember more from before she fainted “a giant green thing appeared from nowhere and scares them, and, and that’s everything I can remember”

“Well” whispered Bruce “I think it could be useless hide you the true. That green giant you saw in the cottage, it was me. Every time I get angry or I get stressed, it just comes out. That thing is just rage and destruction, and sometimes, I just can’t control it. I can’t sleep because I'm afraid to wake up in a distant island in pacifically or in some creepy cage”

“Well, I think, and I just think that thing isn’t really bad. It just needs some love and understanding” said Fluttershy while she gets closer and closer to Banner.

“Yes, maybe. Wait, aren’t you afraid from me, I mean, you saw it with your own eyes”.

“Yeah, maybe, but no, because I know I'm not going to get you mad”.

“Tha-thank you” stutter Bruce, blushing.

…………………………………………………………………

“Oh, they are for Brohoofs?” asked Rarity after she gave Thor a box of purple shorts “He obviously couldn’t resist buy more from this exquisite French design shorts. Take them, please, give it to Brohoofs. And if h wants more, he can come here when he wants”.

After Thor comes out from Carousel Boutique and left Applejack waiting for him in the bathroom, he joins Tony and T’challa in the edge between the everfree forest and Ponyville Tony said:

“You are late”

“That wasn’t my fault, mortal. It’s just that mare just doesn’t finish talking, and whining about actual fashion, and giving speeches about how I should dress, and…. For Odin’s sake, now I can understood why Deadpool is always alone-And I had to leaves the store in the most discrete way as I could for the bathroom for avoid that orange mare follow us-”.

“Whatever, if we want to find Hulk it’s inside the forest it can’t be very difficult to find” said T’challa.

“Oh yeah, like if we were to find banner cuddling with Fluttershy in the middle of a glade, with some sunbeams in a romantic manner” said Tony, sarcastically.

“I just can’t understand your visualization mortal. For Odin’s sake use your common sense we are looking for a giant green berserker not a friendly and enamored stallion”.

“You know something, never mind. Let’s go”

And our heroes trotted during a few hours in the everfree edge looking for Banner, they find lots of ponies and Pegasus that claimed to saw something green jumping from Ponyville to a far section in the everfree forest. Our heroes follow all the whiteness testimonies till they find the part in the everfree forest where almost all the whiteness claimed to saw the green thing stops. The trotted the fastest as they could till they find the exactly place where seems to had more destruction. They just had to trot a few meters more until they finally find something so unexpected, so unreal, so taken directly from a bad fanfiction, that they couldn’t believe it till Thor spokes.

“Hey Bruce, is that you?” yells Thor surprising Banner and Fluttershy in they embrace, making them separate with a blush. “Hey Tony, you were alright after all”.

“I just was been sarcastic, but now we finally find you Banner. Banner, we were looking for you during one week, week we passed in tentacles, spiders, storms, eating what we could find. All this at the edge of the dead in this freaking forest where we almost find our dead more than one time. While you ate apples and cuddling with your girlfriend isn’t it? ”

“Just calm Tony, you are scaring the poor creatures that live in this forest. And I have to tell you that the time I spend in this world I spend it meditating and working instead wrecking all the beautiful landscape. And, may I remember you the last time Hulk lost the control wasn’t my fault. He save this mare and I from those horrible bug ponies” response Bruce with calm.

“Whatever, just come with us, we need to plan our next move now you bare here”.

“What? No, I’m not going to become your new heavy weapon tony. I’m finally in the place I always want to stay in. And I'm not going to forsake it for the whim of a spoiled demigod.”

“If you don’t come with us, that spoiled demigod could destroy this world and ours if we don’t stop them”

“ejem, excuse me,”interrupts Fluttershy” I think, and only I think, you should come with them, just for make sure we are not going in any threat or something like that”

“Ok” whispered Bruce “I’ll come with you guys, only for you Fluttershy. Come on, we have a long way to trot”

……………………………………………………………..

Back in Sugarcube corner, our characters find one of the strangest scenes they ever saw in Equestria:

“Tell me now what is planning chrysalis or I will shatter your face with my love and tolerance” shouts Pinkie pie to one of the changelings while she grabs them in the neck

The Changeling just chuckle and stays impassive, like in all the interrogatory

“She has been trying to make them talk during two hours and still getting nothing but a few giggles and a deadpan from them. Hello Bruce, how’s the beautiful mare that goes with you”.

“If we only had Natasha with us, she had made them talk a while ago” said Tony with a whisper.

“If they are not going to talk, then I will made them talk” said Bruce getting serious.

“Please, leave me take care of this” said Fluttershy adopting a cold and merciless voice tone. And sitting in front the Changelings she starts to get a cold, dark and menacing stare “I'm going to set things clear, somepony send you both to kidnap me and Bruce, set my house in fire, and hurt my animals. You both have one chance, and only one chance to tell me who and why. Because if you don’t, you, will, face the, consequences” said while she finalizes every word with a deepest stare

“It was an alicorn”

“That arrives to the hive”

“We don’t know his name”

“But we know he has black mane, green eyes, is white color and has a macabre laugh”

“He took over our hive”

“And threatened us with destroy the entire hive if we said no”

“Queen Chrysalis offers resistance”

“But the alicorn was strongest and broke her will”

“He offers vengeance against all Canterlot”

“And more food and freedom for our hive”

“He sent us for neutralize the element of kindness and whatever be with her”

“He plans to neutralize all the elements of harmony before heir interrupts with his plains”

“But we were the only available changelings for the mission”

“We plan to start with the weaker element of harmony and then proceed with the others”

“That is everything we know”

“We swear in Chrysalis’s name”

“But please, stop staring at us like that” Both changelings said at the same time.

“Wow, I didn’t even know that things could talk such fluent English” said Pinkie recovering her normal attitude.

“Me neither” said Twilight “But it doesn’t matters now. We have to find everypony else and go to Canterlot the fastest as we can. I could send a letter with Spike but it will take too much time we don’t have. But, how can I gather Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack before the last train comes out. This becomes an entire problem” said with a whisper.

“It doesn’t matters, they will be waiting for us in Ponyville train station just when we arrive there. Oh, and you better go for your iron saddlebags and your suits before we go, you could need them when we arrive Canterlot Tony” said Pinkie with a innocent smile.

“How she knows that” said Tony with scared face.

“Believe me Tony, I had studied Pinkie during a long time and still without understood her in all. Sometimes, you just have to trust in her”.

Tony stayed with a deadpan while they comes out from Pinkie’s room and leaves the Changelings in the closet under padlock.

The avengers pick up their suits from Twilight’s tree house and went to Ponyville train station where Rarity, Rainbow Dash and Applejack were expecting them with a surprised slime. Except Applejack because she had to wait during two hours in front of Rarity’s bathroom until she finally ceded and decides to go with Rarity to Ponyville train station for any strange reason.

“I was expecting for ya” said Applejack with a smirk “We have much to talk in the way to Canterlot Brohoofs”.

The journey to Canterlot went very silence between our avengers, they barely talk while the mare six used the time for chat about the last events happened in the last week. When they finally arrived to Canterlot, They took a fast lunch and went directly to Celestia’s castle.

“Wow, I can’t believe we finally arrive here” said Thor, wondered “The architecture is really worthy of an aasgardian”.

“Save all you praise for when we meet Celestia or whatever she’s known” said Bruce in a bad mood “But yes, I have to admit it, the city and the castle are very beautiful”.

“And ancient” added Twilight with a whisper “Ahh, such a memories, that is where I did my first successful spell, and there is where we prevent Chrysalis from take over Canterlot”.

“Ahh, can you please focus” interrupts Tony “We really need to find that Celestia from you have spoken to much and tell her about the Changelings and Loki”

“Sorry” apologizes Twilight” Whatever, now we only has to enter in the castle and talk with Celes…..” said Twilight, suddenly interrupted when she notices the Castle’s doors were closed. She knocked of the doors and said in loud voice “Hello, anyone. I’m Twilight I came to talk with Celestia about an incoming threat that looms over us” She didn’t had any response from the inside.

“We bring cupcakes… chocolate cupcakes” yells Pinkie, and the doors suddenly opened “It always works”.

And entering in the throne room they notice that nopony was inside, the room was absolutely empty.

“This seems very strange for me mortals. What does your spider tingling tells you spider young? ” asked Thor to Peter.

“I don’t feel anything Thor” said Peter while the eleventh ponies trotted into the throne room “WAIT. I can feel them. My spider tingling gone crazy, they are everywhere”.

And suddenly, hundreds of royal guards appear from nowhere surrounding only the avengers and leaving apart the elements of harmony.

“Twilight what means this? I though Celestia will receive us like your friends” yells Tony while more and more royal guards surround our avengers.

“That was what I thought, I just can’t understood why they royal guard its surrounding all of you like if where dangerous criminals. I demand an explanation”.

“And I can give it, my faithful student” interrupts masterfully Princess Celestia in the room “The explanation is simple. They are very dangerous criminals, supporters of Discord that the only they want was used you to get me and lunch a putsch for take the throne in Discord’s name. And make the chaos and anarchy cover Equestria” said Celestia with a cold and merciless voice.

“Wait, are you telling us they are really the bad guys” asked Rainbow Dash.

“Exactly, element of loyalty. Now they will be taken to the dungeons until we decide what to do with them”

“You can’t compel us. Avengers assemGAHHHHHHH” yells Tony suffering with the other avengers from an energy beam that comes from all the directions fainting them.

“I already did it. Guards take them to the dungeon and strip them out from their belongings. Twilight you and your friends have to undergo into an interrogation. I'm sorry, but these are the rules”.

“But Celestia”

“Don’t question my orders Twilight, I'm doing it for one reason and that’s enough. Now go with your friends to the interrogation room and tomorrow you and your friends will leaves Canterlot while that Discord supporters meet their punish. It’ll be less painful for all of you. Now get away from my view, I got enough this day” said Celestia while she trotted gracefully away.

“I never tough Bruce could do such a horrible stuffs” cried Fluttershy in silence.

“I should know it all the time” lamented “Nopony that arrives from nowhere and works without rest like of where escaping from something can be a good sign”.

“Oh such a same for such a handsome stallions-maybe I can convince the guards for release that glorious unicorn-” cried Rarity.

“Tsk, nopony that be with Discord can be trustable” exclaimed Rainbow Dash.

“Does somepony wants Cherrychanga” asks Pinkie Pie acting like if nothing had happened.

“Not now Pinkie. I don’t have hungry” responses Twilight with sadness.

“Well, more for moa”.

Alicorn and chaos

The white alicorn trotted by the loyal gardens until he finally finds what he was looking for after read some forbidden books from Celestia’s personal library.

“It’s time to wake up mister Discord” said Loki with a seductive voice tone “You have sleep during much time, and now it’s time for revenge against the mares who turned you into stone” he murmured while his horn gleamed in green making cracks in Discord’s statue.

“Has been a long time since I was defeated by them. Thanks alicorn, but now I have no present to show my gratefulness” said Discord after he gave some steps out from their empty stone prison.

“Oh, don’t worry about it” said Loki using his magic to make discord fall into endless pain” You and Chrysalis are going to have a good time helping me to take over Canterlot. Now listen to me. I’m giving you two options. First one: You join me as one of my generals and help me to take over all Canterlot and keep any jamming away from my minions. Or two: You refuse and I will turn you back into stone with this same spell for the rest of your miserable existence. Now, which option you chose? ”

Discord was sunk in indescribable pain and he only could choose one option that saves him and guaranteed revenge against the mares that turn him into stone and humiliated in first instance “It’s ok, I accept your offer oh master of pain. Now what are your orders now I accept to join you in your army” said Discord after Loki removes the spell from him.

“My orders if you want to ask now are just simple wait until I have my army, and personal project finished. For now, you can follow me to the Everfree Forest where we’ll plan our next move. Now hide in the shadows and wait for my call”.

“Over my dead body” said Discord after he rises with a insane rage in their eyes right into Loki’s back.

“Did I not make it clear” said Loki with other gloss in hid horn, and backing to do the same spell again. Making Discord twist in even more pain”You’re going to obey me. Or else...” Loki smirks “You are going to wish nothing sweetest but pain after I finish with you”.

………………………………….

Luna's history

“Aw, such a strange dream. Ponies, The Lord of the Rings, and some kind of tyrant” said Peter Parker waking up in his bed after a long night as Spider Man “well, it’s time for breakfast” said while he down the stairs to the kitchen “Uncle may, what’s for breakfast?”

“Your favorites Peety” said Deadpool with a floral kitchen apron “Ten hundred pancakes with your best friends” said Deadpool while he pointed the dining room with the Doctor octopus, Doctor Doom, Green Goblin, Venom, The vulture, Red Hulk, Rhino and Sandman.

“GAHHHH” yells the real Peter in their shared cell with the other Avengers.

“Oh, you finally awake” exclaimed Tony from the corner of the cell “And for you know it, no, this isn’t a twisted dream, we are really trapped by the princess tyrantestia’s guards and sent to this stinky dungeons”.

“It’s Celestia” corrected Bruce from a meditation posture “And I think we were ambushed”

“Ambushes? More like Loki knew already we’ll come here and convince Celestia for imprison us” said Thor from the high part of his bed “But, who is that Discord this mortals are so worried? They seem very scared for the only idea he’ll back”.

“Is a draconequus, or chimera in our world if you prefer.” Said T’challa from the cages trying to find a weak point in the bars “Is a chaos spirit that was defeated one year ago by the elements of harmony. And according what I read in Twilight’s books, it can be as dangerous as Doctor Doom in our world. And it don’t denied revenge if anyone offers it”.

“It seems like some creature Loki will awake without any doubt” said Tony thoughtful “You think he already awoke him?”

“In this point” said Bruce “I think he already took all Canterlot from the shadows. Just like he did it in New York. Don’t you think so? ”

“Loki seems like a rascal even more dangerous I thought” whispered Thor “And think my father only send him here for learn something about friendship and be reformed after a few weeks. But no, he had to try rule this world like if this were Midgard”.

“Shhh. My spider sense is telling me something is approaching”.

“Oh, now your spider sense works perfectly” said Tony sarcastically.

“Here it comes. Be ready for anything” said T’challa.

The sounds of hoofs became stronger, and closer, and closer, until a shadow in one torch became more defined until it took the shape of an alicorn dark as a starry night, with a wavy mane and sparkles in her nebular blue mane.

“What do you want” shouts Tony hitting the bars “If you only came here to annoy us you better go away now”.

“That’s not the way you treat your savior” responses Princess Luna raising an eyebrow “And in case you don’t know it, my name is Princess Luna.”

“Princess Luna?” gets up T’challa from his meditation” The first in been purified by the elements of harmony one year ago?”

“The same, zebra” responses impetuously Luna “And can you now explain me how you arrive to Equestria and if you are with that alicorn that is controlling my sister in my noses”.

“Wait. Alicorn?” asks Tony “You mean a white alicorn with black mane and a maniac laugh?”

“Yes, the same. Now, please, explain me how you get here”.

“Is a long history”

“I don’t care; I got all the night for myself”.

And our Avengers told Luna all the history for third time since they had arrive Equestria.

“Wow, you really had to pass through a very long way till you get here. How is even possible a world without magic? It’s more, How is even possible a world with so much fools like that?”

“That you can leave it for later. Now we want to know how Loki does arrives here and how we can stop them”

“It’s ok” said Luna while she sits in front of the cell” It’s a long history so you better get comfy in your spots. All starts with a pacifically night in Canterlot, I was raising the moon as I usually do, when suddenly a green light explosion fell from the sky, just in the loyal gardens. I knew something was wrong so I decide to leave what I was doing investigate.

When I arrive, I find the same alicorn as I describe, he was absolutely confuse, like if he weren’t from this world. So I cover him with my wing and took him to my sister. She received him with kindness and understanding for what he just passes, we put him into one of our guests room beside the library.

In the next day he told us he doesn’t remember anything from what happened last night, and he just fell down from the sky. My sister, commiserating from him, allows him to stay in the castle the time he considered, and what he needs, he just ask for it.

He passed entire weeks studying in the library, learning from everything he got in front of him, just like a gifted child. With the time, he said he wanted to travel for all over Equestria and find the place he belongs to, my sister allowed him to do that, but I knew from the very first he had something fishy between his hoofs.

One week after he leaves, two mysterious packs come through delivery, one for my sister and other for me. I didn’t open mine for distrust, but my sister’s opened thinking it was a secret fan. It results to be a new gold collar with emeralds on it. She uses that day, but since that day, she wasn’t the same as before.

She began to be more and more cold and distant; she starts to spend most of her time in her room and less time attending loyal issues like their visits to Las Pegasus or Fillydelphia. And my suspects fell over that alicorn. And when I knew five ponies were arrested and taken to the dungeon in Celestia’s direct orders .I knew something that puts my sister’s plane in danger had happened. And now, I want to know you opinion about it”.

“Wow, as you said” starts Thor “a green lighting bring with it that alicorn. Well, I'm afraid that was really Loki when Odin banished him to here. That alicorn you spoke too much is actually my half brother. And, believe it or not, he is trying to take over this world like he has trying to do with other worlds like he have try to do it before. Surely he is controlling your sister with that collar your sister is using in this moment and he tries to control you as the same manner, but as he couldn’t he seek the form to find us and trap us”

“And unless you want all the life as you know it in this world changes from bad to worse. You have to release us right now” finalizes Tony.

“Ok, but you have to release yourselves; it could be very suspicious all of you escape from your cage after my visit to the dungeons”.

“And how you think we could do it” responses Tony with a tic in his right eye “They strip us from our weapons and suits after they trap us like rats”.

“That’s why I bring you this” said Luna after she uses a teleportation spell for bring the avengers an entire box with all the loyal guards take off from them “ USE THEM WISELY” yells Luna with the loyal voice after she uses the same teleportation spell for escape from the dungeons.

“That was informative. Perfect here is everything” said T’challa after open the box.

“In that case” starts Tony suiting up his armor “It’s time to finally find Loki”

”For finish with this cheaper history” said Peter putting his spider suit

“And teach Loki some good lessons” said Thor hitting his baton against the floor, and returning to his alicorn form.

“And finish this with a strong drink in the bar” said Bruce with green light in his eyes.

Chimichangas

“Twilight, are you ok?” asked Rarity from the wagon to Ponyville.

“Yes, it’s just I can’t stop thinking about that stallions, I mean, did you saw how Celestia acts, that is not the same Celestia I usually write letters. And is that interrogation, Celestia never said when we had to go”.

“Don’t worry sugarcube” said Applejack from her sit in the wagon “I'm pretty sure she’s know what is she doing, she’s the big boss after all”.

“Yes, I guess you’re alright” response Twilight with a forced smile “And why I shouldn’t trust in my master only for a few Discord supporters. I need to relax more. Fluttershy, you don’t come with us?”

“Um, may not Twilight. I want to stay for a while and see if I can visit Brohoofs before Celestia sent them to a very far place; and sent them greetings from everypony else”.

“If you think you can visit them just like that” said Rainbow Dash “then you gonna have a baaad time. They are traitors, rebels, anarchists don’t you get it? They just pretended to be our friend to catch Celestia”.

“Whatever, I’ll see you later girls” said Twilight while she leaves the wagon.

“Don’t you come with us?” asks Rainbow Dash.

“Sorry Rainbow Dash but I have to stay with my brother and help him with the red tape. You know take care of letters, organize important papers, accept requests,-detect possible explosive letters-”

“Oki doki Loki” said Pinkie coming out from Applejack’s hat” See ya later Twi”.

“Yes, goodbye Pinkie-it’s time to get deep into this -” Twilight get out from Canterlot’s train station and trotted in the city asking herself why Celestia acted like that, and if Shining armor could get some answers for her. Trotted in the middle of the way she feel something, like if someone or something had follow her all the way from the train station, she trotted the fastest as she could through alleys until she find herself in an dead point in the city, then she used her magic for teleport herself a few streets behind she was, when she though she finally lost her persecutors a male voice whisper to her.

“Pssst, here, from the sewer, I know you want some answers and I can give it to you”.

“How are you and why you are in the sewers?”

“It doesn’t matters, now you have to listen. But first get a little closer so nopony can hear us”.

Twilight gets closer, until she saw two white eyes very familiar in the sewer “Are you…” And suddenly Twilight was trapped by a burst of webs that comes from the sewer that faint her.

“Yes, I’m batman” said Spider Colt getting out from the sewer and drag her into the sewer without any pony notice it.

………………………….

The Castle’s doors were knocked loudly while the guard tried to figure who was in the other side of the door.

“Open the door already” yells a female voice from the other side of the doors.

“In the name of the loyal guard. Who is knocking on the doors?”

“It’s me, Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor little sister and element of magic” resounded the Twilight voice in behind the door “And I came here to bring you the prisoners that escape last night”.

Surprised, the guards opened the doors. And there was Twilight Sparkle with the five fugitives, trapped in magic chains powerless and without any chance to escape from Twilight’s spell.

“Excellent job my faithful student” said Celestia with a grin” You are starting to accomplish the high expectations I had in you all the time. Now let’s call all the Canterlot’s population for they can see what happen when a traitor gets exposed”.

“What are you gonna do with us alicorn?” yells Thor in his earth pony form.

“For answer that question” Celestia chuckle “Just look at the stained glass at your left” she pointed a stained glass of Luna raising the moon.

“No you won’t” said Peter.

“Just wait a few hours and you will see what I’m capable for my people” said Celestia with a smirk.

…………………………………………………..

“I still can´t believe they are going to banish to the moon” commented Fluttershy while she sobbed between the crowd of all the ponies, Pegasus and unicorns in Canterlot while our Avengers where taken slowly and heavily to the platform in the middle of the castle.

“They are traitors”

“Scum”

“Nothing but scoundrels”

“I still can´t believe Twilight was how bring them to Celestia” said Rarity “From all of us, she was the one who really believe in them”.

“Shhh, here they come. This is going to be awesome”

“You can say that” said Pinkie Pie grabbing some Popcorn from nowhere “This is going to be even more awesome than all of us is expecting for”

“Equestrians” said Celestia with an authoritative voice “I have summoned all of you for you can learn what happen when somepony tries to commit high treason and defy your supreme ruler. So I’ve decide to Banish this five traitors to the moon, for they serve as example for who wants to stole my place like supreme ruler of all Equestria” and the crowd erupted in cheers and hoofs strokes against the floor “Now, with help of the element of magic, we will combine our powers and banish this traitors to the exile. If somepony have something in counter my definitive decision, may he or she speak now for it can be banish to the moon with the traitors”.

“I have something to say” shouts a voice from the horde.

“How dare to beard my orders. Show now for I can send you with your traitor friends to the moon”

“It was me” said calmly Twilight Sparkle coming out from the horde of surprised ponies.

“What the…?” yells Celestia looking at the fake Twilight that was besides her, vanishing in front of her eyes.

“Avengers assemble” yells Twilight while she releases the spell that held the Avengers oppressed beneath Celestia’s tyranny. And suddenly, our Avengers appeared with their suits and weapons in all their power against the guards that tried to capture them again. Their horns sheen with a yellow blaze, preparing for launch the same spell again.

But the Avengers were fastest than them. Spider cold uses his shots of web for immobilized them, while Iron Pony uses his repulses blasts for cover their left flank and Thor used his hammer for destroy the platform they were supposed to be banished to the moon. The fight was by the Avenger’s side, until…

“CHIMICHANGAAAAAAAS” yells a strange voice from one of the upper windows, showing a red pony with red suit and two katanas id their back.

“Oh no, why is he here?” lamented Bruce from his nook besides all.

“Who?” asked Twilight desperate to find the source of the strange warcry.

“Oh, oh. He is already here. I wonder why he takes so long in appear”.

And jumping from the upper window, Deadpool gave an acrobatic jump, swinging in the chandeliers like a high monkey and landed in bellies in the middle of our heroes. Quickly he recoveries from the painful landing and starts to shoot indiscriminately against all the loyal guards that surround him.

“Deadpool what the hell are you doing here?” yells Tony pointing Deadpool while he still firing and recharging his guns.

“Easy Tin Man, these guns don’t shoot bullets” said Deadpool calmly.

“What do you mean with GAH” yells when Deadpool miss a shot and shooting Tony by mistake “What the… Deadpool, these are muffins”.

“What I just told you. Don’t underestimate them, they have raisins, mortal raisins” finish that phrase with a tic in his right eye.

“Well, this is an unexpected help” said T’challa using his vibranium daggers for cover against the spells from the few guards that still attacking them.

“Oh, and what reminds me” said Deadpool taking something from his belt “This is a gift from the New Chimichanga Republic, Trollestia” and without anypony had time for react, Deadpool throw a hand grenade before Celestia could even have time for move from her spot.

“Oh no. everypony, to the ground” yells Tony using his armor for create energy shields over almost everypony in the room just a few seconds before the grenade explodes in Celestia’s face.

”Is anypony hurt?” asks Tony just after the smoke dissipates and he could unable the energy shields from everypony.

“We are ok” responses Twilight from a corner of the room with a group of stallions and mares that could be safe from the explosion “and Celestia?” asks alarmed.

And Twilight and the Avengers went directly to the place where a white alicorn lies in the ground with burns in her horn and chunks of gold and jewels around her.

“Celestia, Celestia” cries desperate Twilight in fear “is she, dead?” asks Twilight with tears in her face.

“Back off mortal” yells Thor while he departed Twilight for be closest to Celestia “I’m a doctor graduated with honors” and with Mjolnir Thor checks the Celestia’s vital signs, he keep silent until he gave a smirk and said “Don’t worry mortal, she’s only unconscious, gave her medical attention and she will be fine in one week” said while he uses Mjolnir to remove the debris from the room and fixes the mess Deadpool had made.

“Twi-Twilight” murmured Celestia barely opening her eyes “Where am I? Where is that alicorn with black mane? Who are your new friends?” asked with a weak smile.

“Celestia” exclaimed Twilight with a murmur “Rest Princess Celestia, Thor already take care of this mess. Guards” yells Twilight to the two only guards left “take Celestia to her private hospital and give her immediately medical attention” when the two loyal guards left took Celestia to her private inner hospital Twilight turned to the scared crowd and said:

“Ok now Celestia back to normally… All in this room please leave, please in order and calmly. Don’t comment anything that happened in the last hours please and get direct to the emergency exit. Remember all of this was actually a theater play bring to you thanks to Joe’s Donuts, the most epical donuts ever. ”

“Deadpool” starts Tony with an impatience tone in his voice “do you lost the low common sense you had. You almost kill the queen of these lands and blow half castle with innocents in it”.

“Easy, Tin Man, I just used my harmless hand grenade for release Molestia from Loki’s mental control. And anybody gets hurt by my muffin’s guns”.

“I have a muffin stuck in my liver” whine an innocent pony from the lagging crowd.

“I'm blind”.

“I can’t feel my legs”.

“My hoofs feel like pasta”.

“I can’t feel my soul”.

“I think I might be pregnant” said a random stallion.

“Well, almost anypony gets hurt” said Deadpool.

“How do you get to this dimension?” asked T’challa “I didn’t saw you in Odin’s room, neither in the Everfree Forest, and Luna didn’t said anything about you when we were imprisoned”

“Easy, kitty: I was in my secret base”.

“You don’t have a secret base Wade, you was in your cheap hotel room in California eating chips and playing WOW” said The Deadpool’s brain in his head.

“Leave continue; I was in my secret base known only when I’m drunk, when suddenly a portal drags me into this magical land. And I discover my guns filled with muffins instead bullets. So my brain…”

“Me”

“Told me to find the nearest Chimichanga place, and -for some unknown reasons- I finish here shooting muffins and talking with these losers”.

“What happens with him?” whispers Twilight to Tony after hear Deadpool’s history.

“He is like the psycho, violent and canadian Pinkie Pie from our world” responses Peter.

“Whatever. Hey if that’s my favorite Pony: Pinkie Pie. Hello Pinkie” yells Deadpool pointing Pinkie.

“Hey but if it’s my favorite marvel comics antihero.” responses Pinkie with a smile “Wanna eat some tacos later?”

“You can have your conversation later, now we have to go with Twilight to the hospital and plan our next move.” Said Tony interrupting the Deadpool and Pinkie conversation “I'm keeping an eye on you Deadpool”.

“WHAT? Oh yeah only cause I'm black eh? Well, I feel certainly offended”.

The calm before the storm

After Thor finish cleaning the mess with Tony; they had to explain to Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie the true about their origins. Everypony seemed not be surprised about it after what they saw in the throne room. Once they finished giving all the explanations about their escape and the Luna’s history, the avengers, Deadpool and the elements of harmony went to Celestia’s private hospital for visit Celestia and look if she had some memories that could help them to find Loki.

“Now we have guaranteed Celestia isn’t over my half brother’s mental control, we might discover something about his fate” said Thor in the hospital’s lobby behind Celestia’s room.

“Not so fast Thor” responses Twilight “remember that Celestia is still too weak from that explosion. And for what I have seen about that Loki, he surely had one emergency plain in case he lost control over Celestia”.

“I'm not so agree with that” said Peter from a corner of the room “I have personally fought against Loki, and I could bet my spider sense that Loki’s ego prevent him to have one plan b in case other of his victim’s failure. It’s more; I doubt he thought his master plan would fall”.

“I'm in agree with parker” said Tony from his seat “Loki’s a dangerous and twisted criminal, a diva, he could only a puppet if he had a huge plain that involves an army, and proclaim itself as the supreme ruler humiliating the most representative figures of this land”.

“Great news everypony” said Deadpool irrupting in the room “I just discover chimichangas in this world. Life starts to be beautiful again” Deadpool clean a tear in his right eye.

“These are called Chimicherries and they are my invention, but you can divulge the message in your world. The New Chimichanga Republic must win more followers” said Pinkie with a serious stare.

“May I remember you both we are in a hospital” scold Twilight to Pinkie and Deadpool “And Celestia almost survive your terrorist attack”.

“Easy, Tinkerbelle, it was nothing but a hand grenade, I receive them all the time. And that release her from Loki’s control”.

“Whatever, just get rid from those chimichangas, you can’t eat in a hospital”.

“As you wish, fairy” and Deadpool throw the chimichangas for the windows, which landed in the hoofs of a gray Pegasus with crossed eyes. And then the chimichangas explode.

“Whut in tarnation, did somepony hear a explosion” exclaimed Applejack after enter in the room.

“Surely that was the Daleks” responses Deadpool” the doctor must had forgot close the Tardis again”.

“Whut?”

“Nothing”.

And then, a lime unicorn with a medical coat and a scalpel as cutie mark entered in the room with a tablet and said “I got the results of Your Highness, and they are very promising. Surprising, it was just a concussion caused by a high caliber explosive, but it seems like that gold collar absorbed all the impact and saved your highness from something even worse”.

“And what about the loyal guards” asked Rarity a little worried about them.

“Oh don’t worry about them; they are in the other room of the hospital under intensive care. That isn’t big deal really; just some blindness, broken bones, concussions, inner hemorrhages, third grade burns. But all of them are going to be fine-except for that stallion that believes he’s pregnant”.

And just in that moment, everypony look at Deadpool with an assassin stare.

“What? Say thanks I didn’t use my antimatter explosives”.

“You don’t any antimatter explosives”.

“But I can get ‘em”.

“Whatever, your highness should be completely recovered in two weeks as minimum”.

“Twi, Twilight, twilight” murmured and yelled Celestia from her room, causing everypony get into the room

“Calm princess, that alicorn won’t hurt you anymore” said Twilight stroking her mane with tenderness.

“No, you don’t get it, Twilight” said Celestia starting to hyperventilating “he, he already gather an army, a giant army that attack Canterlot in any moment. You must gather the elements of Harmony before it’s too late. You, must, use, the power, of your, friends” and with those words, Celestia faint, again

“Army?” said Twilight confused “This doesn’t have any sense, the only army that I know belongs to…Chrysalis. Oh my Celestia I have to get shiny armor before is too late. Peter, you come with me to the city, don’t take off your suit, we will need it lately. Everypony else, if Celestia say something else sent me a letter with a guard”.

“What do you think that means?” asks Thor to T’challa.

“If that means what I think, then we only have been in the calm before the storm”.

in the heart of Canterlot:

…………………………

Meanwhile, In Shining Armor and Cadence apartment

“Oh Twili, such a grateful surprise” said Shining Armor with a kind smile opening the door” want some tea? Cadence just made some cookies”.

“There’s no time for tea or cookies” said Twilight entering to the apartment the fastest as she could “I need the last reports about Changeling activity in the last two months”.

“But Twi all that reports are nothing but boring papers two months ago after my weeding with Cadence”

“This sounds a little creepy but: a alicorn from another dimension is gathering a Changelings army, he was able to took control over Celestia using a strange gold collar that turns Celestia into a cold tyrannous, but luckily he doesn’t count with six ponies with extraordinary abilities like climb in walls, use a high technology armor, turn into a green creature with fingers and shoot muffins with two creepy guns; arrive here two weeks after the alicorn. They was able to escape from prison and turn Celestia back to normally-with some physical and psychological sequels – And in this moment they are looking for that alicorn for give a lesson and give it back to their world… They call themselves: The Avengers”

“Ok Twi, that’s sound very crazy. I think it’s time to stop reading those comics and focus more in your own business and leave me that kind of stuffs to me”.

“I knew you won’t believe me, so I bring one Avenger with me”.

“And where is that avenger for be exactly” exclaimed Shining Armor with disbelief.

“Just in your sofa” exclaimed a male voice from behind him “Hello, do you have some milk?” asked Spider colt eating a cookie.

“Twilight. What kind of heavy prank is this?”

“Calm down” said Spider Colt after shoot some web to Shining Armor mouth “If you still without believe us I can personally call Deadpool for convince you”

……………………………………..

“I've seen it and still can´t believe it” exclaimed Shining Armor after listen the Twilight and Peter´s history.

“Just as you heard. Hey, these cookies are very good” said Peter after finish his sixth cookie with a glass of milk.

“Thanks, there’s more in the oven if you want” said Cadence after have joined to the conversation and help Shining Armor to remove the web from her husband’s mouth.

“Well, we are losing very time” said Twilight inpatient “It’s time to go back to the castle and…” BOOM an explosion sounds from outside Canterlot “What was that?”

“I don’t know let´s investigate” said Shining Armor.

And then, they left the apartment just for discover the horrors from outside. There was Loki over a strange blimp in the middle of Canterlot’s air space.

“Citizens of Canterlot” yells the Loki’s voice from nowhere “My name is Loki Laufeyson, and I came here for guide Equestria to new age of glory and power. I came here from the skies with glorious purposes. Now KNEEL” And everypony that was out from their houses starts to wonder what was doing a white alicorn over a strange aircraft pretending to rule over Equestria when they already had a princess that care of them “I SAID KNEEL” yells Loki shooting a spell from his horn that sound like one thousand thunders, scaring the ponies and forcing them to kneel before him “Perfect. Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of pony kind, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.”

“Loki” yells Thor in his alicorn shape arriving to Loki’s place “stop this poisonous dream already. You have made very damage already, give up now and I will be condescending with you. You can’t win this battle. This place is over avenger’s protection”.

Loki gave a maniacal laughter, and cleaning his laugh tears he response “No my half brother, this I a battle that you can’t win. Discord, now” and suddenly, Discord came out from nowhere and soot an energy beam that vanish Thor in the nowhere” See citizens of Equestria? Nopony can resist against me, not even your Princess. Now let’s a new age begins”.

“No if we can say something about it” said Tony with Bruce, T’challa and Peter “Avengers, attack”. Said while he tries to shoot an energy beam without success “What the…? Oh yeah, I forgot to repair my armor after the last battle”.

“My web shooters are empty” said Peter after try to shoot another web.

“Well that only leaves me and T’challa” said Bruce before a shoot from Loki freeze him in suspended animation, leaving T’challa alone with the elements of harmony.

“As I said before, this is a battle that you can’t win this time” said Loki staring with disdain from his aircraft.

“Oh not today. Pinkie, grab my belt” said Deadpool standing in two legs. And when Pinkie grabs his belt, they flew drawing a rainbow yelling “TIME TRAVELING”.

Meanwhile, in an important grade in an important college in our world…

“First I want to say thanks to MY BALLS” said the college while he writhed in testicular pain in the floor.

Fight as one

Two minute before…

“What happened here?” asked Tony after seen how all Canterlot seem like two minutes before, the only difference was that Thor was beside him, his armor was full of power and weapons and the city was now invaded by hordes of changelings that were direct to Canterlot through the Loki’s aircraft. And tends of dragons and major ursas under Loki’s control.

“It’s very easy, Tin Man” said Deadpool without any concern “we back in through different time and space with my teleporting belt and we did a lot of stuff. For example: we convince you and Peter to talk with Celestia’s scientists for improve and fix your armor and made more web for Spider’s web shooters. Oh and we bring Captain here too” pointed Deadpool to the white stallion with blue suit and a circular shield with strips and a star in the center.

“You have to explain me lots of things when we arrive home Tony” said Steve Rogers aka Captain America while he stood looking at the changelings.

“Great, now what’s the plain cap?” asks Rainbow dash excited about what was coming.

“Leave me think rainbow Pegasus” said Captain while the mare six and the avengers surround him for listen at the plain “I get it. Tony, fly with the blue Pegasus and take cake of the dragons, Thor I need you for keep those creepy creatures out from the city, T’challa I need you in Loki’s aircraft and trying to take him down, Everypony else with me defending the city. And Banner, I need you to get angry”.

“Sorry captain” said Bruce with solemnity “I just can’t get angry in this world, it’s just, I can’t get angry with her looking at me” said Bruce referring Fluttershy.

“Don’t worry Bruce, I know you can do it” said Fluttershy giving a kiss in Bruce’s cheek.

“Ok Fluttershy, only for you. Gahhhhhh. Sorry I can’t”.

“Oh for Stan Lee´s sake” said Deadpool hitting Bruce in his crotch.

“What, have, you doooooooneeeeeeeee” yells Bruce while he turns into Hulk. And jumping with anger Hulk smashed Deadpool against the floor and he went to vent his anger over the next Major Ursa that he finds in his way.

“Ok, now we have the big one, let’s start this battle. Now where are those loyal guards?”

“Oh yeah, about it” response Deadpool a little awkward “They still in the hospital, I completely forgot them. Sorry”

“That leaves us fifteen against that army” said Steve with a smirk “Even better than New York. Avengers assemble”

And then starts the most epic battle of the century. Iron Pony flew through the air shooting his energy beams over all the changelings he saw, while Thor used his mighty hammer for hit in all the dragons he could. Sparkles and blood spread with every hit he gave against all the creatures he finds in the air. Dragons, changelings, even a major Ursa fell over his mighty hammer.

Back in earth Rarity, Applejack, Deadpool, Captain America start to hit all the changelings they could find in their advance to the City. Shield launches, kicks, muffins shoots and martial arts were used over the enemy.

Beyond them, Shining armor and Twilight combine their unicorn magic for summon a giant titan in unicorn shape controlled by Twilight and Shining armor in a complex spell use by the brothers using ancient magic learned directly from Celestia’s private library. Using his hoofs and horn, the giant titan starts to finish with all the enemies that he could find in his way.

Back in the air, Rainbow Dash makes Sonic Rainbows at an incredibly speed, leaving the changelings stunned time enough for Spider Colt trap them with his webs and uses them as projectiles against the other changelings in earth

Fluttershy wasn’t left behind, she used her animal empathy for summon all the creatures from the Everfree Forest including honey badgers, bears and timber wolves that obey the Fluttershy’s orders without protest “You attacked my home, destroyed my house, and threatened my friends. I, won’t, forgive you. With no mercy my animals, they don’t even deserve a pinch of kindness”.

A few miles besides her, Hulk smashed all the enemies that was in his rank, it doesn’t matter if it were a dragon, puny changeling or a Major Ursa more than one hundred meters, Hulk just smash and smash.

Back in the city a few hundreds of changelings could escape from the first defense line and went direct to the City where they start to give chaos and destruction in an unimaginable way. But Captain could arrive just at time with Pinkie, Rarity, Applejack and Deadpool. And using throwing his shield Captain could stop some changeling hitting them in the head killing them instantly.

One of the changelings could escape and get into an apartment window, and sneaking inside for victims, the changeling prepared his fangs for receive some fresh love from a grey earth pony that was sleeping in her room. But then Captain irrupts in the room breaking the window and kicking the changeling with his hind legs killing them instantly. The gray mare awoke scared by the changeling’s dead body that was beside her “Sorry madam” apologizes Captain grabbing the dead body and jumping out from other window, breaking it in more chunks

“Where’s Deadpool?” asks Tony when he could knock down the last dragon with a tank missile.

“I don’t know” response Spider Colt trying to ignore the constant hammering inside his head every time a enemy tries to attack him “But Pinkie doesn’t shows neither”

Meanwhile, inside Loki’s aircraft:

“Are you sure about this?” asks Pinkie to Deadpool disguised as Changelings.

“Of course I'm sure about this Pinkie. After all, what is the best way to explode a cake? From the inside that’s correct”

“What kind of metaphor was that?”

“Shut up brain”.

“Oki Doki Loki. Sorry I mean… hashashashasha” response Pinkie trying to imitate the changeling’s “that’s the spirit, now, let’s blow up this cake”.

Meanwhile, in a far away corner of the Everfree Forest, Thor flew looking for a place where he could summon his thunders for keep the Loki’s minions away. When suddenly, he felt a strange presence, a disturbing, ancient, evil, with thirst for revenge, and specially, insane.

Nokia vs Mjolnir

“So, you are that monster’s brother” said Discord floating in front Thor while he doesn’t seems surprised about Discord’s apparition.

“How are you demon?”

“My name’s Discord if you didn’t know that. Yes I’m with the monster you call brother. You know” said Discord vanishing and appearing over Thor “Your brother have talk to me about you, specially the parts where you stolen his childhood and crushed his dreams to become a ruler like he deserves. Don’t you think you have held that hammer for too long? That burden over your shoulders must be a heavy responsibility for you”.

“I won’t fall into your dirty tricks demon, I know perfectly how dangerous can be my brother’s friends”.

“I'm not trying to convince you to leave. I'm just trying to know the creator of such a monster as your brother. His madness is your entire fault. If you haven’t hogging all the attention and spend a little time with him talking about his feelings he could grow as a good person don’t you think?”

“Shut up monster, you won’t torment me with your forked tongue”.

“The only monster worst than you is then you is the monster that is attacking Canterlot in this moment”

“SILENCE” yells Thor lashing out Mjolnir against Discord’s face, only traversing the nothingness.

“That was rude”.

“And there’s more from it comes” said Thor bracing Mjolnir for more lashing.

“I knew you should try to use that, so I bring this” and with a grin, Discord summoned from the nothingness a stick with a nokia 3360 stick in the extreme.

“What in the name of Odin is that?”

“It’s just something that I call: the Mjolnir’s end”.

“In that case, let’s see if that can face the real Mjolnir” and lashing out Mjolnir for second time, but this time Discord was fastest and block Thor’s impact with his hammer, causing Mjolnir bounce like if it were hit against the hardest of the metals “What kind of sorcery is this, demon?”

“Oh, just something I call: absolutely indestructibility. And now fight aasgardian, if you have bravery enough”.

And with those words, Thor lashed out Mjolnir for third, fourth, five and eleventh time against Discord, but he could easily block all the impacts with the same easiness that a fly with a tennis racket.

Thor tries to send rays against Discord, but he blocks them with a movement of his hammer. Discord didn’t give time for leave Thor thinks in a strategy, because when he wasn’t blocking impacts he uses his hammer for lash against Thor with the same strength as him.

“You lose your time fighting against me” said Discord once he cloned itself in lots of illusions.

“In this moment your mortal friends are been defeated by our minions”

“Don’t you think those mortals have abuse from your protection and cares you bring them?”

“I just don’t get why you keep protecting that humanity you talk so much. They are just lambs waiting for the slaughter house, following a fake leader that claims power without any recognition”.

“Yes, I might not overcome your tiny weapon, but I have something you don’t even dream to have. TWILIGHT NOW”

And when Discord looked scared the side Thor had yelled. Thor used the opportunity for hit’ em in the crotch with Mjolnir and release his fury over all the Discord’s body. Chimera’s blood flew through the air with chunks of Nokia in the storm winds. And then Thor focus all his intentions in his alicorn horn and shoot a golden beam that turns Discord into stone, slowly and effective

“How you could defeat me?” asks Discord while his body turned slowly into stone

“Your words you used for distract me from my objective where your doom demon. Because when you lost your time trying to play with my mind, I could saw in your eyes a deep relief to know I was your adversary. And why? Because you had fear, fear to back to fight against the same enemies and be turned into stone again. And then I remember Odin’s words: Never look behind if you aren’t sure there’s any enemy behind, because that could be your doom”.

“You are so despicable” said Discord while the stone cover his face.

“At least I'm not made of Stone” And then, Thor finally release Mjolnir against the petrified body of the demon, breaking it into chunks of stone and releasing Equestria from it once and for all “Stupid demon” said Thor using Mjolnir for summon a thunder’s barrier that kills all the changelings and creatures that could have approach Canterlot and Ponyville.

The changeling's queen

Now, back to the battlefield, ten minutes before:

“Keep the connection” said Twilight while she and Shining Armor tried to keep the titan alive.

“Sorry Twi, I can’t keep it anymore, we have to split”.

“Just a little more, the Changelings are ceding”.

“Heeeeelp” yells the Cadence from a giant changeling that was abducted her after a few moments of distraction from Shining Armor.

“NO” shouts Shining Armor after lost the connection with the titan and fell with Twilight in the ground.

“Don’t worry Twilight’s brother” said Spider Colt after save them both with a shoot of web “I will save your wife from that mutant” and then he shoot a web to other giant changeling that passes in the same direction, he could hang from one of his forelegs, swinging he climbed in the mutant’s back and used his web shooters for control the mutant and follow the mutant that wore Cadence in their claws.

“Seems like we are the only ponies left sis” said Shining armor with Twilight being surrounded by a dozen of angry changelings.

“Don’t forget us darling” said Rarity and Applejack landing just in the middle of Twilight and Shining armor prepared for defense.

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Cadence fell the hard soil under her hoofs after the mutant changeling left her in the ground in the edge of the Everfree Forest and Canterlot. She felt fear; something was telling her that a big rage and encore was approaching her.

“So. The princess of love finally decides appear alone. Such a consideration” said a female, sarcastically, and evil voice approaching her from the darkness “Do you remember the time I almost marry your husband and almost become the supreme ruler of all Equestria? Of course you do. After all, you were the one who ruined my weeding. You know, to be the princess of love you are very inconsiderate”

Cadence turns her head slowly and scared just for saw what she was fear for. There was it: The Changeling’s Queen better known as Chrysalis. “No, you won’t back to lock me up in a cave” murmured Cadence with fear in her voice.

“Oh darling, I can make you sure this time I won’t back to lock you up in any cave, this time I will personally take care of rip off your head, and show it to your husband” yells Chrysalis with madness.

“No, if I could defeat you before” said Cadence with bravery “I can defeat you now”.

“But darling, this time you won’t win this battle. This time, I will show you my real form as the legitimate queen, of, the, changelings!” yells Chrysalis beginning to burn in green flames, mutating into a horrible creature: her flanks start to fuse into a black squamous tale, her eyes start to bright in a supernatural green, her upper hoofs turn into two scythes, her face distorted into a big muzzle full of sharpened fangs ready to bite. Finally her; and finally, she grew tree times her size “Now behold the real shape of the queen of the changelings. Considerate yourself lucky, I only have show my real form to two of tree ponies, but of course, none of those ponies survived for tell it” said Chrysalis with guttural voice.

Cadence was immobilized in fear, the only thing she could barely do was stare at the abominable creature that opened his muzzle for bite and kill her in any moment. Chrysalis pounced against her with her muzzle opened, when suddenly a web closed her monstrous mouth. And other web hit in her eyes blinding her the time enough to Spider Colt to save Cadence and take her to a safest place swinging through the trees and leaving the Changeling’s queen in blind rage.

“Wow, are you ok?” asked Spider Colt when they could finally stay in a cave deep into the forest.

“Y- Yes” stuttered Cadence after recover the calm “It’s just, that thing, I freeze and. I could do absolutely nothing. What could happen if I died by Chrysalis, what could happened to Shining armor or Twilight if you don’t have been there” sob Cadence in silence.

“Ok, listen to me. I know that thing have horrible things, but something I have learned from the past: You can’t run from it, you can’t hide from him, it will pursuit you for the rest of your life. But you know why? That’s because the past want you to learn from it, it might be the toughest teacher, but at the same time, it’s the most effective. You can choose between escape from him and accept the eternal torment that it represents. Or you can accept it like an old friend and learn something from it. So what you think? You want to be tormented by your past outside here? Or you want face it and disarm it for it won’t back to hurt you anymore?”

Cadence gave a whisper, and thinking what the spider stallion just said she realize the stupid she was a few minutes ago “What’s your plan?” asked with a smile.

“Just listen very carefully…”

…………………………………………………….

“Oh mi amore cadenza, where are you?” asked Chrysalis after lift a rock from the ground “Come on, get out from where you hide I won’t hurt you, I promise”.

“Yahoo, here nasty queen” said Cadence saluting with a hoof from a rock.

“You dumb child, it’s time for know your creator” yells Chrysalis crawling at a super pony kind speed.

“No if I can do something about it” said Cadence levitating a bunch of giant rocks with her magic and throwing them to Chrysalis.

“You really think with those stupid tricks you will defeat me?” said Chrysalis easily dodging the rocks with ability.

“Not that kind of tricks” said Spider Colt using the rocks as projectiles with his web. Hitting right in Chrysalis back, leaving her more furious.

“Oh you…” yells Chrysalis trying to hurt Spider Colt with her scythes, but he could easily avoid them with his spider sense. And using his webs for leave chrysalis blind he used more of his web for embroil chrysalis in more web, leaving her even more furious “how you dare to do this to the queen of the changelings. You are nothing but a screwy bug in my way”.

“For your information” said Cadence with authority “The spiders aren’t bugs, they are arachnids” Finished shooting a powerful energy beam that hit in Chrysalis, pushing her to the edge of the forest. And just in that moment a curtain of thunders hits in the edge of the Everfree Forest, frying her. The last screams in agony of the Changeling’s queen echoed all over the deepest parts of the forest, leaving her reduced to nothing but ashes and dust through the winds of storm.

“No, I didn’t want that” said Cadence starting to sob “I didn’t want to kill anyone. I'm sorry”

“Calm, calm” said Spider Colt hugging Cadence in a warm and comforter hug “It’s over, now let’s finish with this nightmare and go back with everypony else. They will need our help. I promise, after this you will rest in your bed, without any worry, and with an entire tray of fresh baked cookies”.

“Thanks, after this I will need vacations, to a very distant place from the forest. Maybe, the south pole”.

Farewells and Shawarmas

Loki was sitting in the control room in his huge aircraft just in the heart of the battle, watching how his minions were ridiculously defeated by those annoying mortal that Odin had sent for stop him. He already had sent his two generals to make sure the victory of his new army. When suddenly he felt something coming from the air duct.

“So, you really think you and your stupid mortal friends could even possible defeat me this time?”

“No, we don’t believe it Loki, we will do it again. Your minions are almost defeated by our forces, and your generals seems to be vanished from the earth forever” responses T’challa.

Loki gave a smirk and said “You really think I really care about those pair of idiots? I sent them on purpose to their ridiculous vengeances, I didn’t even care about if they survive or not. Because they are nothing but puppets over my control. I will rule this world, and then, the other nine kingdoms won’t be anything but dust over my control”.

“You’re wrong Loki. You might destroy us, but there’s will be always someone who could stop you; it’s just the natural balance of the universe: Chaos and order; even in the deepest of the chaos there’s will be always a natural order.”

“Lowbrow mortal, what you and your friends can’t understand is here, my powers are at the maximum of their capacities. Inclusive more than in Aasgard. Since I arrived here, I have waste all my time for study every scroll, every book, and every possible information from the deepest corners of this kingdom. My power has no limits, and you won’t be the last in fell over it”

“Not today Loki”

And then starts the battle of Loki against Black Panther. T’challa throws several Vibranium darts. But Loki blocks them with his magic. Loki throws energy swords from his horn, however T’challa due his peak senses and reflexes he could easily avoid them.

Suddenly Loki multiplicity himself and begin to appear and disappear around T’challa confusing him and made him doubt about the real one. But he drew his vibranium daggers and crashed them into each other producing a massive sound explosion that stops Loki, giving T’challa chance to charge against Loki, crashing him into the window.

“You have no idea what have you done” said Loki while his eyes begin to bright with a supernatural green energy, preparing his spell for attack T’challa with a direct hit. But suddenly the aircraft explodes in the engine room, distracting Loki the time enough for allow T’challa for repeatedly hit Loki with his hoofs leaving him almost unconscious.

“What in the name of the Ragnarok just happened?”

Meanwhile, in the engine room…

“And that’s how you party” yells Pinkie and Deadpool throwing a wild party in the engine room, dancing the wildly and randomly with the drunk Changelings and exploding random stuffs without any changeling notice it.

Back with T’challa and Loki…

“I guess, it’s time for release my ultimate spell” said Loki after escape from T’challa’s rage. And he begin to shine with a incredibly energy so strong that all the room exploited, sending T’challa jumping down the sky night. When suddenly, Thor appears and saved T’challa from a nearly death.

“Are you ok fella?” asked Thor after land on the ground with T’challa and gathering with everypony else.

“Yes, I’m ok. But your brother is the one who worries me. Such an amount of energy is very unstable, and could easily destroy this entire dimension if we don’t stop him right now” said T’challa after everypony had forsaken the city only for focus in that point.

“All of you have been too far intruding in my plains. Now, you will feel my fury against this entire world. I'm going to use the forbidden spell from Starswirl the bearded. The who will vanish you from my path once for all”

“You can’t do that” exclaims Twilight “That spell is so dangerous that it could destroy half Equestria”

“I don’ care what you said mortal, now, prepare for die once for GAAAAAAAAA” yells Loki after Deadpool, suddenly appear with a jetpack giving Loki the most painful super, mega atomic nuclear wedgie, stopping Loki once for all from finish his spell, and saving Equestria from a dark era.

Back in land, everypony stare at Deadpool with a deadpan when he landed of land slowly with his jetpack

“What? He deserves it for Nerd. And that, Pinkie Pie, is how in high school I get the name Wedgienator. Oh yeah and the Changeling already stop their progress”.

“That was very unexpected” exclaimed Spider Colt.

Loki used the low dignity and power that he had for stand in hoofs and start to bright in supernatural green again” You mortal really think only with that you could defeat… ”

“HULK SMASH” suddenly said Thor smashing Loki with his giant fist, leaving Loki smashed and even more humiliated in the ground “Puny god. Hulk wants shawarma”.

“Somepony else want some shawarma” asked Tony.

“Yeah”.

“Yes”.

“Why not?”

“What is a shawarma?”

“Bring some tacos and we have a deal”.

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After the battle, every citizen in Canterlot (it were earth Pony, Pegasus or unicorn) was called for clean all the mess in Canterlot. Celestia was absolutely recover after Loki were defeated, causing lots of joy and happiness between all the Equestrians in Canterlot. Once she could give her first proclaim, she proclaims that: The Avengers, The Elements of Harmony, Cadence, and Shining Armor will be the honor guests of the big Gala celebrated in their honor.

The day of the gala, all the high class from Canterlot brought all the dresses from Carousel Boutique, Rarity sadly had to close her store for disappointment of big part of her customers because all the dresses were out of stock at her first five minutes to open. The night of the gala before the Avengers’ departure, lots of interesting things happened; let’s see what kind of stuffs:

“Wow, I just can’t believe all this is in honor to us” said Peter astonished by the loyal decorations in the castle. They was the theme colors and the cutie marks of the Avengers and Elements of Harmony

“Meh, this is more common for me than you can even imagine” said Tony holding a martini with magic.

“Meh, big deal. In Aasgard, we do this kind of things every week” said Thor after drank his eleventh jar of Cider in the night “Awww, definitely, comparable with the barrels of mead in Aasgard”

“And, by the way” asked Steve suddenly entering in the conversation” Where is our little naughty alicorn?”

“Don’t worry about him mortal, he is in my room with Mjolnir resting over his chest”

……………………………..

Meanwhile, in Thor’s room:

“Hello, Thor, mortal, puny mortals, anyone?” asks Loki from is immobilized body “Thooor. I’m thirsty. Thor? My nose itches”.

Back in the gala:

“He will be fine” said Thor.

“Hello hello. How’s the party my little ponies” asked Deadpool with half mask raised for drink from the tree cider jars in each hoof “How’s my Tin Man and my spider bro?”

“Have anyone seen Banner?” asks Peter realizing the lack of Banner since the beginning of the gala.

Meanwhile, in the balcony in the other side of the room:

“Fluttershy, there’s something I want to tell you since I saw you the first time a few days ago” said Banner after take Fluttershy to the balcony in the starry night.

“Be whatever it be” responses Fluttershy with an innocent smile in her face “You can count with me, I plenty trust in you”.

“What I want to tell you, its, its, I, I, I is tha that, I, I love you Fluttershy, since the first moment I saw you saving me from myself in the everfree forest. I felt that I just wanted to spend the rest of my life with you, with you I only feel peace, a huge peace that I was never felt before, and I don’t want to be away from you anymore”

“Bruce, I don’t know what to say. I just, I don’t know, in sort of, I feel the same for you, I just want to…” And suddenly in that moment they both kissed in a passion and abrupt kiss, next act, they start to hug with endearment.

At the same time, our avengers looked at them gaping. And Deadpool took his cell phone taking photos without Banner or Fluttershy notice it “This is gold worthy in the bronie community. I'm going to be so popular and hated between the haters. What?”

“Nothing” responses Thor, Steve, Tony and Peter at the same time “Don’t forget to send me that image lately” said Peter to Deadpool.

“I already did it Peety”.

The rest of the Gala passed without any incident, except Pinkie and Deadpool reached a new level in the animal party scale never seen before in the entire history. And Tony used his missiles and repulse beams to made fireworks with the avengers’ logo in it.

The next day, everypony gather for gave the farewells to the avengers and everypony could back to their normal lives

“And how you think in back to our world?” asks Peter with his suit on.

“Easy mortal, we will use my hammer for open a portal through space and time. See just like this” And Thor used his mighty hammer for open a portal between Aasgard and Equestria together like if that were the most common thing.

“Good bye every pony” said goodbye our avengers with emotion and grief at the same time.

“Thanks for the cookies” thanked Peter.

“You’re welcome, don’t forget the recipe” response Cadence.

“Don’t worry, I won’t”.

“Remember, Avengers” said Celestia while everypony finished the farewells’” You always will be welcomed in Equestria, as the heroes that save us from the chaos alicorn” she gave a killer stare to Loki that was bound from head to tail in chains and halter” Goodbye avengers, never forgive us, we always have a place for you in our heart. May luck and happiness follows you and may you be shielded from misfortune and may we be awarded from listeners”

“Sorry, but I stay in here” said Bruce with an angry face “Here I'm happy, I have a girlfriend and… ”

“Just get the buck up into the portal” said Deadpool while he kicks Banner into the portal “The world would be too boring without him” said Deadpool while he enters into the portal.

“Goodbye friends. We will remember you with songs in the hails of the Valhalla” said Thor entering in the portal dragging Loki through the ground.

“A pleasure to had known your culture and have fought by your side Ponies” said T’challa entering into the portal

“Yes, a pleasure to have known you Celestia. Let’s talk next time when you won’t be controlled by a spoiled demigod, ok?” said Tony while he passed through the portal.

“Well, I guess. Goodbye everypony” said Peter just before Luna stops him.

“Wait a minute Spider Stallion” said Luna with her loyal voice “I almost forgot to give you this” and then Luna gave Peter a photo album withal the photos that she could take and moments in her life and the moments in the last gala “Just for you don’t forgive us”.

“Thanks Luna, I will keep this with my life” said Peter with a tear getting from his mask and crossing the portal, closing it immediately.

In Odin’s hall:

“Are we humans yet?” asked Tony after cross the portal “YES, OH MY FINGERS I MISSED YOU”

“Yes mortal, now you already notice it, let’s wait for Odin’s verdict about Loki’s destiny”.

“I just wait he doesn’t sent him to another dimension, I have enough with this kind of stuffs” said Peter after hide his album in his suit.

“Talk by yourself” said Bruce with sorrow.

“LOOKI” yells Odin after notice the Avengers in the room “Now you’re back, I’m finally going to give you the perfect punish for you”.

“Oh and now what it could be? Clean all the public bathrooms in all the nine kingdoms dressed as clean maiden?” asks Deadpool sarcastically.

“Great idea, red human. Loki, that will be your punish” concludes Odin.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” yells Loki.

The end.

Alicorn and Changeling

“So, you are the queen of these creatures named changelings, creatures able to change their shape and feed from love from other creatures?” asks Loki in a honeyed tone.

“So is” Responses the queen of the changelings taking the shape of a white alicorn with black mane for a few seconds before she back to their original shape” And you came to the wrong place if you think you think you can exterminate me and my children without any help, alicorn” says with a cold voice tone.

“Exterminate?” and Loki raise an eyebrow “And why I could possibly destroy my new minions?”

“You shall never slave my children, I´d rather to die tortured in the middle of a stinky swamp before kneel before you” yelled Chrysalis in a threatening manner.

“I don’t think that way so” responses Loki while a green gloss start to shine in their horn and surrounds chrysalis “Now you are going to listen very well” Says while chrysalis writhed in a silent pain in the floor “I don’t pretend to slaughter you or your children. I just want to take this kingdom and then back to my native world to gather a ridiculous bigger army, with the one I pretend to take over the world. So I’m giving you two options: or you join me, giving me the control over all your minions and helping me to take over Canterlot with all our allies. Or I will murder you in the most twisted way I could think in front of your children and take the control over your wasteland kingdom for take over Canterlot by myself. You have one minute”.

Chrysalis only had to think it for a few seconds before she said “If my revenge against Shining armor and Mi amore cadenza is part of your plans, I and all my children will be with you till the end”

“Excellent “said Loki with a grin.