The Derpy I Know And Love 3 or How Pinkie Got Her Groove Back

CHAPTER TWO

What Is Up With Pinkie?

Bubbles was in Sugarcube Corner picking up her favorite cookies.

“Pinkie!” exclaimed Bubbles, seeing her friend.

“Bubbles!  So good to see you,” said the pink pony.

“You must be doing better to be back at work.”

“Yes, I told Dashie that if I did not get out of the house, I would go crazy!  Or at least crazier.”

Both ponies chuckled.

“I understand.” Said Bubbles, “after giving birth to Dawn, Twilight and I decided that we wanted to nurse her as long as possible, I got tired of being stuck home most of the time.  But since I live where I work, I did not have to miss that.”

“I know what you mean.  You know that I use to live here, so I use to have no problem being at work.  But being stuck in the house, well it was time I got out.”

“Well I’m glad to see you out and about.  You and Rainbow need to come over for dinner one evening.  It will do you good to be around your friends.  And Muffin and Dawn miss you.”

“Awe! They are so sweet,” said Pinkie. “I miss the little angels too.  I will talk to Dashie and we will make a date”

“That is great,” said Bubbles turning and leaving.  “I will tell Twilight.  See you later Pinkie.”

“See you too B.H.” said Pinkie gong back to the backroom.

Bubbles stopped in her tracks.

“Did she just call me what I think she did?” Bubbles asked herself out loud.  “No! couldn’t be.  Just my imagination.”

Later that evening, Twilight had finished reshelfing the cooking section, she came into the main room of the library to see Pinkie spread out on a sofa, there were several books around her and on the floor.

“Hey Pinkie!” said Twilight, glad to see her friend.  “I heard you were back to work, that’s great!  Bubbles told me that she invited you and Rainbow over for dinner some night.  I have some eggplant steaks we could put on the grill.  How about Thursday night?”

“That sounds great Twi.” Said Pinkie, “I will bring a carrot cake, not my boss!”

Both laughed.

“Hey Twi, do you have a copy of Orion Shine’s The Dark Magic of Spirits?”

“Yes It is over there on the top shelf.....” Twilight paused, she noticed the books Pinkie had around her.  All advanced magic books.  “What do you need that for?”

“Just catching up,” said Pinkie nonchalantly.

“Are you going to be taking all these books home?” asked Twilight.

“No, I have already read them.”

“O...K...,” said Twilight, “I’ll get your book.”

Twilight looked and the book was gone.

“Its okay,” said Pinkie, “I got it.  Just needed to check one thing”

Twilight was sure that Pinkie had not gotten up.  Twilight turned to look at the shelf again, the book was now there.  Then she heard the door.

“See you later,” said Pinkie leaving.

Twilight turned back and all the books Pinkie had collected were back on the shelves.

“Uh, bye Pinkie Pie,”

Pinkie laughed as the door closed.

“That rhymes!”

As Pinkie was leaving, Bubbles was returning;

“Hello again Pinkie!”

“Hello again Bubbles!” said Pinkie.

As Pinkie passed, she reached out and ‘goosed’ Bubbles on the inner side of her thigh.  The exact spot extremely ticklish to Bubbles.

“Pinkie!” she exclaimed, but Pinkie had already taken off at a fast trot.

Bubbles rushed into the library and called out.

“TWILIGHT!”

Twilight froze, no endearment, no ‘hello, I’m home!’  Twilight tried hard to think of what she might have done, or forgot to do.

“Yes Darling?”

Twilight could tell Bubbles was pissed about something,  When she was irked, she would hover about three feet off the floor in an upright posture with her forelegs crossed across her chest.  It was an instinctive action to make herself look bigger and more intimidating.  And right now, it was working.  Bubbles reminded Twilight of some bird of prey about to pounce on  its victim.

“What intimate information about us have you been telling Pinkie Pie?”

“Other than you could suck the chrome off a wagon hitch, lick a stone mare to climax and that you drool when you sleep, nothing.” Said Twilight hoping to be funny.

It did not work.  Bubbles rose about another foot up.

“Twilight, the children are upstairs and they can hear you!  And I do not drool!”

“Sorry sweetie,” said Twilight, “I did not think you were serious.  I don’t talk about such things to anypony, even my closest friends, why?”

“Well, while I was leaving Sugarcube Corner, Pinkie called me by a name Shooting Star use to call me while we were dating.  Then as I was coming in, she ‘goosed’ me in my ticklish spot.  How did she know about these things unless you have told her?”

“First, I have not said anything.  That ticklish spot was found out by me after hard, honest love-making.”  Twilight said with a sly smile.  Bubbles blushed.

“Well what about the name?” asked Bubbles.

“What about the name?” asked Twilight.  “I have never asked you anything about your love life with Shooting Star, other than maybe ‘who licked your clit better?’”

Bubbles looked annoyed but smiled and blushed anyway.

“The children can hear you!” said Bubbles. “Then why did Pinkie call me B.H.?”

“Why would Pinkie call you a bitch?”

“No!  B.H., Bubbles Hooves.  Shooting was into initials at that time for some reason.  You know scientist with their abbreviations, acronyms and jargon.”

Bubbles settled back to the floor, wings still upraised.  Another sub-conscience intimidation posture.  Twilight had seen Rainbow Dash do this when she was chewing out one of her weather team underlings, Bubbles had probably been on the receiving end of such a rant at one time..

Twilight was starting to wish she had grown up with pegasi friends.  It would have prepared herself to deal with the actions and reactions of her wife.

“That is starting to bother me.  Just before you came in, I found Pinkie with several advanced magic books, she said she had just read them.  She asked for another one.  When I went to get it, it was gone.  When I turned back to Pinkie, she had it.  Then when she went to leave, all the books were back where they belonged.  And I would swear that Pinkie never left where she was sitting.”

“We had better keep an eye on Pinkie.  She has been through a lot.  Maybe she is still suffering some affects of the brain trauma.”

It was a long first day back at work.  Rainbow was concerned that her wife would over do it.  But Pinkie reported that she had fun and even had some time to go to the library.  She related how Twilight and Bubbles invited them over to grill some eggplant steaks on Thursday.

Pinkie was feeling good enough to make a oat noodle and cheese casserole.  They spent the evening sitting around and talking about their day.

It was getting late and having her pink wife all back to normal was making Rainbow happy.  Rainbow said she was going to hit the shower before bed.  Pinkie said she would too, but she had to finish putting the dishes away.

Rainbow was laying on the bed, she could hear Pinkie in the shower.  The shower stopped and then she could her the pink pony brushing her teeth.

After a few minutes, Rainbow heard Pinkie come in the room.  Pinkie climbed on the bed.  She gently rolled Rainbow on her stomach.  Then she felt Pinkie’s hooves on her hips pulling her up,  Rainbow took the hint and raised up to her back knees.  She was happy to accommodate the best love maker she ever knew.

Soon Pinkie’s tongue was deep in Rainbow’s marehood, the feeling was awesome.

“Pink, for a pony who isn’t a mare-lover, you are the best mare-lover I have ever known!”

Then Pinkie stopped.  Next was unexpected, Pinkie mounted Rainbow’s back.  Rainbow was about to ask what her wife was up to when she felt her marehood penetrated.  A shock, but not unpleasant.

‘Pinkie must have found a new toy,’ thought Rainbow.

It had been a while since Rainbow had had intercourse as with a colt.  Not her favorite way but it still was good.

Pinkie was working it good,  Rainbow felt parts of her marehood stimulated that had been untouched for a while.  The orgasm was coming and fast, she could tell that Pinkie was really into this.

The orgasm hit, Rainbow let out a loud cry, but so did Pinkie, not her typical cum laugh.  As she did, Rainbow could swear that she felt something hot pumping deep inside her marehood.  But the feeling quickly passed, she attributed it to her imagination.

Rainbow slumped to her belly, Pinkie rolled off Rainbow’s back and on to her own.  Rainbow looked over to her wife in prelude of giving her a kiss when she noticed a red aura around her wife.  Also, there was no sex toy strapped to Pinkie.

Rainbow panicked.  She ran to the bathroom and checked herself.  Other than the normal marehood wetness, there was nothing inside her.

She returned to the bed room and from the doorway she saw that there was still a red aura around Pinkie, but it was slowly fading.

Pinkie looked over at Rainbow, still in the doorway.

“You are still the best lay in all Equestria, Bubbles.” Said the pink pony.

It was like being hit with a bag of rocks.  Rainbow rushed the bed and grabbed up Pinkie and shouted.

“Bubbles??? Bubbles!!! If you weren’t getting over a head injury, I would slap the horse-apples out of you!  That was not funny!”

Suddenly the aura around Pinkie was gone.  Pinkie looked panicked.

“Dashie! What are you doing?” said Pinkie starting to cry, “I thought you loved me!”

“Calling me Bubbles is not cool!  I don’t appreciate you thinking about somepony else when we are making love.  Or is there something more to it than that?  Do I need to go talk to Twilight about you and her wife?”

“Dashie, you are frightening me!  I have no idea what you are talking about!”  Tears were streaming from her eyes.

“We will talk in the morning!”

With that Rainbow grabbed a blanket and stormed out to the living-room to sleep on the couch.  But she could not go to sleep, Pinkie was crying that loud.

Nothing made sense, Pinkie was a joker and a sex fiend when she was alone with Rainbow.  But to think that Pinkie was fantasizing about one of their friends during sex. Or worse, that Pinkie and Bubbles were having an liaison was unthinkable.

Rainbow got up and went back into the bedroom.  Pinkie was laying on her side, facing the wall.  She was still crying.  Rainbow lay back down on the bed, Pinky spun around and threw her forelegs around her, looking into her eyes.  Pinkie’s beautiful blue eyes were red from crying, in her face was the innocence of a newborn foal.  But the fear that comes from the threat of lost love.

“What ever I did, what ever I said, what ever I thought, I am so, so sorry!” she pleaded.

“No Pink, Its me that’s sorry.  I had no right to threaten to hit you. What ever the reason.”

Rainbow was trying to stay cool about it, but it was not working.  She could feel the tears pouring down her cheeks.

The two lay there hugging tightly, crying hard.

“Pink, I love you so much, please forgive me.”

“Forgive me Dashie, I would never do anything to make you doubt me.  Being your wife is the greatest thrill, the greatest success of my life!  Don’t hate me.”

“Oh Pink! I never could,” said Rainbow.

The two of them hugged tightly and cried themselves to sleep.

Rainbow awoke the next morning, there was no smell of cooking or food.  She got out of bed and went to find Pinkie.  Pinkie was just sitting on the couch in the living room.  She looked up and saw Rainbow.

“Dashie, I’m frightened,” said the pink pony.

“Of what?” asked Rainbow.  “Last night was a fluke.  All couples have falling outs.  The important thing it that they work it out and move on.  Our love is strong enough to weather this.”

Rainbow sat by Pinkie and put her wing around Pinkie’s shoulders, and put her hoof in Pinkie’s lap.  Pinky took her hoof and kissed it and put it to her cheek.

“Listen Pink, last night I threatened to go to Twilight to talk about what I thought was going on.  I still think that we should go talk to her.  Not about me thinking you are unfaithful, which I don’t think you could ever be.  But something is going on and Twi knows a lot about a lot.”

“Sure thing, I want to find out myself.”

“Good!  We can grab some doughnuts and coffee at Sugarcube Corner.  Plus you can let the Cakes know you wont be in today for personal reasons.”

Rainbow held Pinkie close, put both wings around her pink love and kissed her deeply.

The couple walked to Sugarcube Corner, quite often gently nudging the other playfully with their flanks.  Since the accident, Rainbow stayed on the ground when she was with Pinkie.  She had always enjoyed the thrill of flight, even if it was just hovering along while her friends walked.  But Pinkie still had some weakness in her hind legs and the occasional dizzy spell.  So Rainbow liked to be close by to help.

Rainbow did not care how sappy it made her look, doting over her wife.  She had almost lost her permanently and she was bound and determined to make sure that she gave Pinkie all the attention she deserved, and had been denied by her in the past.

Rainbow often reflected on the past, how she would actively avoid Pinkie at most times.  Pinkie was so wild and free, random and infuriating.  But most ponies would just say ‘Pinkie Pie is just being Pinkie Pie’.

The truth was, Rainbow was just as wild and free, and she was actually a little jealous.  Rainbow thought she had to appear ‘cool’ at all times.  Pinkie did not care what ponies thought of her.  She had fun and she did what she wanted to do.

Such a pony was the only type of pony Rainbow could love.  She just had to come to terms with the whole ‘love’ thing, and it was hard.  She had always thought it was too sappy when a couple would sit in the park and hold Hooves, or sit at the soda shop and share one hay smoothie with two straws.  Or worse (at that time), be committed to an exclusive relationship, with all the playful banter and pet names, in public.

Pinkie sat eating a couple jelly-filled doughnuts and sipping some fresh milk, while Rainbow enjoyed some maple frosted bars and some stiff coffee.  Pinkie was a beauty to Rainbow, even now with powdered sugar on her face.

“Dashie, I want to change my name.”  Said Pinkie out of nowhere.

Rainbow paused, swallowed her mouthful of doughnut, washed it down with coffee.

“Change it to what?  And why?”

“I was thinking that Pinkamena Diane Dash sounds so much better.  After all, you have taken such good care of me.  Watched over me, and was even ready to die for me.  I have no way else to prove how much I am thankful for all you have done and are willing to do.  I am yours and nopony else’s and I want all the world to know.”

“That is a big step,” said Rainbow, feeling a little misty. “We kept our names and added the other’s as a sign of our partnership.  I know it is an old-fashioned idea, but I always thought that when a mare took the colt’s name it was more like a sign of property.  Neither of us is a colt.”

“Thank Celestia,” injected Pinkie with a giggle.

“But if this is how you truly feel, then I am for it.  Do you want me to drop the ‘Pie’ from my name?  I kind of like having that connection to you.”

“You can do what you want.  You always can.

I remember how my mother was always there for Blinkie, Octavia and me.  She was always there for my dad as well.  She was proud of who she was, and worked hard in the home and at the rock farm.  Being my dad’s wife was the proudest thing she did.  My dad saw all this and did all he could to make things easier on mom.

I want us to be like that.  You are not the husband or the dad.  But in our relationship, you kind of fill that position, and I am happy with that.  It excites me to think of you that way.  And I want to be the wife you deserve.

So I hope you are not upset, but I asked Twilight about a week ago if she would draw up the papers and have Princess Celestia sign them.”

There was such a tender look on Pinkie’s face.

“I would breakdown and cry right now Pink, but it is hard to take you totally seriously with doughnut sugar on your face like that.” Said Rainbow with a smile.

“Well, you can lick it off me if you want,” said Pinkie flashing her ‘bedroom eyes’.

‘What the hell?’ thought Rainbow, and she leaned forward started to lick Pinkie’s cheek.

But Pinkie quickly turned and caught Rainbow’s tongue in her mouth.  The pink pony sucked it in then would back off again, she did this over and over again, it reminded Rainbow of a technique she had used on one especially hot colt’s ‘thing’.  Finally their lips met and were firmly sealed against each other.  It was perhaps the most erotic kiss Rainbow had ever done with any pony in public, and Rainbow did not care who saw.  She only hoped nopony would notice just how wet she had become.

“Get a room!” called Lyra Heartstrings jokingly from another table.

“Yes, and let us know if you need any help!”  Said Bon-Bon, her wife.

All four ponies giggled.

“Not this time girls,” said Rainbow.

“Can we get a rain-check?” asked Pinkie.

Laughs all around.

Rainbow and Pinkie got up to leave, but not before Rainbow took a napkin and wiped off the cushion she had been setting on.  Then just to be sure, she turned it over.

Lyra and Bon-Bon giggled at the procedure but said nothing.  Rainbow looked over and shrugged her shoulders.  Bon-Bon and Lyra responded by copying the kiss between themselves.  Rainbow just smiled.

On leaving Sugarcube Corner, they turned down the street toward the library.

Standing by a vegetable cart, were Bubbles and Twilight.  Rainbow could not tell what Bubbles was saying, but it had Twilight looking sheepish.  Then, while Bubbles was saying something, with an impish look on her face, Twilight grabbed the blue-gray pegasus and planted a large wet kiss on  the lips.

What followed, shocked Rainbow to the core.

“NO!” screamed Pinkie.

Pinkie took off like a shot in the direction of Twilight and Bubbles.  Rainbow saw the red aura around her wife, even in the bright sunlight.

“Keep your filthy hooves off my wife you mare-lover!” continued Pinkie.

There was a red aura around Bubbles, it pulled Bubbles away several feet from Twilight.  Startled by her wife moving off mid-kiss, Twilight looked up in time to see Pinkie draw back and backhoof her across the face and jaw.  Twilight went flying.  Rainbow then saw Pinkie rear up on her hind legs as if she intended to come down on Twilight’s head with both front hooves.

Then there was the sound of a loud voice, but the words were unrecognizable.

Twilight and Bubbles were picking up some fresh vegetables for Rainbow and Pinkie’s visit the next day.  Bubbles gestured to the vegetables.

“We should pick up some carrots for the children, you know how much they love carrots.” Said Bubbles, then with a mischievous gleam in her eyes, she continued. “But look at the size of those cucumbers!  Maybe we could pick up some for something other than the salad!”

Twilight blushed and lowered her head.  Bubbles was enjoying Twilight’s embarrassment, so she continued teasing.

“So which would you prefer?  One of these large round ones?  No I bet you would like one of the really long ones....”

Bubbles was cut off by Twilight’s kiss.  It was taking Twilight’s breath away when she heard what sounded like Pinkie screaming.

“Keep your filthy hooves off my wife you mare-lover!”

Bubbles felt herself lifted and moved away.

Twilight was confused.  Bubbles just moving off in the middle of a kiss was a shock.  She looked up in time to see what looked like Pinkie but encased in a red aura.  Then came the backhoof across her face.  It stunned Twilight for a moment.  She managed to open her eyes in time to see Pinkie on her hind legs with her front hooves poised to come down on her head.

Then there was the sound of a loud voice, but the words were unrecognizable. Then there was a flash.