Alcohol, College, and the Elements of Harmony

by TroWolf15

Rating: teen
Tags: Main 6, Slice of Life, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Human, Original Character, Spike, Comedy, Random, Sex
Length: 10970

In an attempt to help the Elements learn to be leaders and expand their knowledge, Celestia sends the girls to Earth, and they enroll in a party University. Drinks will be had, and there will be party fouls and party poopers.

What happens when Celestia and Luna think the Main 6 can become future leaders of Equestria?
What happens when they are sent to a remote planet called "Earth", and have to learn how to adapt to a new environment, all while studying a completely different species?
What happens when they get enrolled in a top university, which happens to be a well-known party school?
What happens when they meet a complete frat guy who just met them to get in their pants?

All this and more will be answered. Insanity will ensue. There will be party fouls. There will be party crashers, and there will be buzz killers.
Bonus points for those who guess where I got this fictional fraternity from.

Published 2012-12-14 04:10:02 UTC
Last updated 2013-05-21 03:48:16 UTC

Summer Before Fall

Author's Note: Hey guys! Welp, here's my attempt at another story! I need this as a good break from my, more drama filled fic "A New World, a New Terror". Hope you guys like it!

The white alicorn sat upon her throne; writing to her top student. Her mane flowed beautifully from an unknown source, her calm and elegant demeanor vibrating out, filling the entire throne room with her friendly aura.

Next to her was a smaller alicorn. she was as dark as night, from her fur to her mane, it looked as if she came from the night sky itself. She gazed upon the white alicorn writing, and was deep in thought.

Suddenly, the piece of parchment that was floating in front of her rolled itself up and vanished.

“Are you sure about this, sister?” asked the dark alicorn, with a hint of uncertainty in her voice.

“Yes, my little sister,” replied the white, larger alicorn, “this is for the best. If we are to be certain of our safety in the near future; we must prepare them beyond our own knowledge and experience,” she said in a calm and relaxing, yet confident, voice.

The dark alicorn simply nodded, accepting the reasoning her sister gave.

Meanwhile…

“Spike, where are my quills?” asked Twilight, small in physique. Her indigo mane with a purple highlight flowing as she searched her home for quills with which to write her monthly schedule.

“I don’t know Twi! I’m looking as best as I can!” replied the baby dragon, whose mind rivalled that of a 13-year old.

“Well, we need to keep looking! They just have to be around here somewhere.” Twilight groaned as she trotted around her library home.

“I know Twi, I’m— URRP!” A scroll appeared in the green fire produced from Spike’s breath.

“Oh! A letter from Princess Celestia! I wonder what it’s about…” pondered Twilight, who took the scroll with her magic. She read it out loud:

Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I have a new assignment for you. However, it is a very important and it will be very different from what you are used to. I need you here as soon as possible. This assignment includes your friends, so please have them accompany you when you come to see me. I look forward to seeing you.

Yours truly,
Celestia

“Oh wow! She has a new assignment for me! For all of us!” Twilight was beaming with excitement. “I need to pack! Spike! Tell the girls to meet me here as soon as possible! We are heading out today!”

“But Twilight, we don’t have to go today! It’s going to be late by the time we get to Canterlot!” Spike protested.

“The princess specifically said ‘as soon as possible’! Which means now!” Twilight rebutted, quieting Spike as he left the tree library to gather the elements of harmony.

At the same time, in a galaxy far, far away…

*Alarm* (A/N: TAKES YOU OFF PAGE. MAKE NEW TAB)

“Ugghh…” I moaned while I tried to reach for the alarm clock. Thing is I had an obstacle in my way getting there… It was a person.

It wasn’t just a person, it was a chick… A hot one, too… A naked one at that, even better.

Ohhh yeeaahh, me and Sarah hooked up last night, hehe. I climbed over her to turn off the alarm, making sure not to wake her up. But I ended up just turning down the volume – I dig this song.

I climbed out of bed and put on some jeans I found on the floor; a shirt bearing The Letters and some flip-flops. I was still groggy as hell and a bit hungover.

“Matt, please keep it down next time you bring a girl over” said a deep, soft voice as I was getting dressed.

I looked over to see one of my brothers in his PJs just standing against the door frame. He’s a tall, slim guy with pale skin and feathery black hair. He always has a smirk about him when talking and he is one hell of a talker, too.

“Hey man, don’t be jealous just 'cause I’m getting lucky and you aren’t. Not my fault I’m sexy as hell” I replied, being the sarcastic smart-ass that I am.

“Ha, it’ll be graduation by the time you bring back another one like this,” said my bro as he walked away to the kitchen.

“It’ll be a fat one you bring next, Andrew!” I shouted back. Then, suddenly, I felt something hit me on the head.

I look back to see that I was hit by a slipper. What the hell?

“Shut uuuppp already, you bitch. I’m sleeping here,” said a high-pitched voice. It was Mitch, another bro who I happen to share my room with. “It was bad enough you took the room to fuck her, but now you’re keeping me up in the morning? Fuck youuu.” He said in a whiney and sarcastic tone.

Mitch is another really tall guy, about 6’8”, and incredibly slender. He has really dark skin and short, super-curly hair.

“Shut up, Mitch. I’m going to the kitchen so you can get your beauty sleep. You need it anyway.” I smirked as he just gave me the middle finger with his eyes closed. I chuckled and went to find something to eat.

Now, you’ve heard me say “bro” a few times and, no, these aren’t my blood brothers, though I love 'em just as much, if not more than.

These are my fraternity brothers. Welcome to the insides of Beta Delta Xi, and the inside of the fraternity house on Greek Row. I’m a sophomore living in the house of the top fraternity at my university.

It's summer right now, and we've got a week till the first day of classes. So, for now we are partying it up and enjoying the home stretch of summer. We had a party last night and it kicked ass. We had girls from the top sororities coming over and enjoying the time with us, in public and private (if you know what I mean).

It’s move-in day today as well, so it’s pretty packed with everyone in student housing with their families helping them out. That, right there, is why I plan on staying away from campus and being lazy all day.

Being lazy all day in the House. Sounds like a damn perfect day to me.

Author's Note

So there ya have it, chapter 1 of a new story. Let me know what you think of it! Constructive criticism is welcome with open arms in my mind! :D

There's a number of people I'd like to take a moment and thank:

Chip22
StormDaDrains
Vapour101
Leafzpegasus

These fools helped me big when it came to editing this and giving me some ideas. I give these guys +2 internets, and a cookie. And you guys should check out their stories as well ;D just sayin.

Mission Debrief

“Alright, what we all doin’ here anyhow? Dis better be important,” Applejack asked no one in particular. Five of the Elements of Harmony were standing around on the first floor of Twilight’s house; waiting for none other than Twilight herself.

“It’s the Princess. She wants to speak with all of you,” Spike responded with reserved optimism. He just wanted to stay home and be lazy, but now he can’t have that – much to his dismay.

“Why does she want to talk to all of us? Twilight's her student, not us!” whined Rainbow Dash, hovering just a few feet above the ground.

“I don’t know! Ask the Princess that when we get there!” Spike retorted back at her, slightly annoyed.

“Oh please, can we knock off this frivolous nonsense? We should be honored that we are going to Canterlot!” Rarity chimed in, “We are going to be in the presence of ROYALTY! And ponies of CLASS! Ahh I just can’t wait!” She began to get lost in her fantasy of being a Canterlot pony.

At that moment, Twilight came down with a suitcase floating in front of her.

“Hey everypony, you all ready?” she asked enthusiastically. They all cheered in agreement and off they went!

*One train ride and a few hours of foolishness later*

“We’re here!” shouted Twilight in pure joy at the prospect of meeting up with her teacher, the Princess of Equestria. She practically sprinted out the train and towards the castle.

“Hold up there, Twilight!” shouted Applejack as she hurried to catch up
.
“Oh, Twilight, please wait!” half-shouted Fluttershy.

“Ohhh a race! You’re on!!” giggled Pinkie as she shot off at her top speed, Rainbow following suit.

They reached Celestia’s castle, just as the sun was beginning to set. It was silhouetted against the orange sky with a few fluffy clouds in the background. It gave it a calm feeling, one of complete zen.

The seven of them walked towards the front gate, where two guards stood with spears in hoof.

“HALT! Who goes there?” asked one the guards, his expression solid stone, emotionless.

“Twilight Sparkle, her assistant, and the Elements of Harmony. The Princess has requested our presence immediately,” responded Twilight, confident they will let her in.

“Very well. Please proceed,” said the other guard. They moved out of the way and allowed the seven of them to enter the castle.

They soon entered the throne room where Celestia awaited. Twilight ran ahead of the others to greet her teacher.

“Princess Celestia! We came as soon as I got the letter! What’s the new assignment you have for me?” she asked with great optimism, grabbing a hold of a notebook and quill to take notes.

“Ah Twilight, my star pupil. I’m glad you were able to make it on such short notice,” Celestia smiled at her student, and then to the other Elements of Harmony, “but this assignment isn’t one where you can go research in the library. This is more of a hands-on assignment.”

“What do you mean, Princess?” asked Twilight.

“Sit down, girls and Spike. This may take a while,” said the Princess, the others listened and got comfortable.

“Girls, you are all aware of your powers, your capabilities here in this world, being the Elements of Harmony.” The girls all nodded in agreement, “and as that makes you powerful, you still have much to learn when it comes to your spiritual side, and your leadership skills.” The girls all looked perplexed at those words… “Leadership”

“Girls, I want you all to know that I am creating borders within Equestria; different regions, if you will, and I want a pony to lead each region, one who I find is worthy of being a leader, who is strong both mentally, emotionally, and physically. I have put much thought into it, and have decided I want you girls, the Elements of Harmony, to be the leaders of these new regions.”

And with this the girls all were shocked. They were completely taken off-guard at the responsibility the Princess was bestowing upon them.

“I can think of no better candidates for the job and I believe with your girls’ friendship; it can lead to a greater relationship between all parts of Equestria,” added Celestia.

“Wow, Princess, I don’t know what to say,” Twilight said, fumbling her words. “This is all just so sudden and I—”

“—will not be taking over these regions just yet. This is where the assignment I told you about becomes relevant,” Celestia interrupted. “My assignment to you girls is that I would send you to a whole new world, one of a different species. Where you will become that species. You will learn how to adapt to their way of life and live a completely different life.”

The girls’ jaws hit the floor. They couldn’t believe all that was being said. They just sat there, taken aback by the situation, letting Celestia continue.

“Not only will you learn to adapt to a new lifestyle; you must become friends with all those around you. You will need to learn a new lifestyle and adapt to your surroundings. This assignment will show me and prepare you for your future responsibility as leaders in Equestria. That is, if you choose to accept this responsibility.” She paused for a bit to let it sink in to the girls’ and Spike’s heads. It was a lot of information for them to take at once and she knew that. There just wasn’t a way to say it without saying it all.

“If you want I can give you time to think this over. I know this is very sudden and if you want to talk to each other about it; you can,” Celestia reassured them; trying not to add pressure to them.

“Celestia,” Twilight spoke up, “I want to thank you for even considering us for this unbelievable task and, with that, I accept the challenge. I will be honored to represent Equestria in another world,” she said confidently.

“Count me in, too, Princess!” AJ added.

“Me too!!” Rainbow Dash blurted out.

“Uhm, yes, I will,” Fluttershy said reluctantly.

“OOKKAAYY Princess, I will!!” Pinkie shouted in excitement.

“A chance to become royalty? Oh how could I EVER pass up the opportunity?” Rarity sang in her posh voice.

“Excellent,” Celestia said happily. She walked towards the section of wall behind her throne and motioned for the girls to follow. They got up and crowded around her and Celestia’s horn soon lit up a dim light.

Suddenly, the wall in front of them opened to reveal a staircase going down.

“Okay everyone, follow me,” Celestia said as she started to descend the stairs.

“So, the creatures on this planet are called humans and that is what you will be,” she began a debrief of sorts to the girls, so they wouldn’t be terribly confused upon arrival. “They are taller than us, and walk on two legs, instead of all fours. They will look much different than us, so be prepared for that alone, but the most important thing to understand is that they live very differently.”

“How so, Princess?” Twilight asked in a studious manner.

“Different. Unfortunately, I don’t know many details except that they can range from being extraordinarily mean to having incredibly kind hearts. This is another perk of you all going: we will learn more about another intelligent form of life.”

“This sounds so cool!! I can’t wait to test out my flying in a new world!” Dash said excitedly.

“Oh, I’m sorry to inform you girls that you won’t be able to fly or do magic while you are over there. The humans don’t have that capability.”

“Aww, really? That stinks…” Dash suddenly became extremely depressed at hearing that news.
“No magic? How do they do anything without flying or magic?” Twilight asked.

“I wish I could tell you girls all you need to know, but unfortunately I can’t. Starswirl, who had contact with them, had left very poor notes on them and I never had much of a chance to observe them myself.”

“Did you—” AJ began to ask before Celestia cut in.

“Yes, I did go to their planet. I went to make sure you were all prepared and had something to get settled into when you get there. This brings us to our next topic: your names and what you will be doing.”

At this point, they reached the bottom of the stairwell and went through the door waiting for them at the bottom. They entered the room to find a raised dais in the middle – like it was made for a ritual of sorts. The dark alicorn was waiting in the room for everyone to arrive.

“Ah, Luna, glad to see you here, my sister,” Celestia said as she approached her little sister.

“You as well, Celestia. How much do they know about their assignment?” she asked, loud enough for everyone to hear.

“All but their new names and how they will be living there,” Celestia responded.

“Ah, may I?” asked Luna, motioning towards the girls. Celestia gave her a small nod and a smile.

“Girls, as you are aware, you will be learning about the humans and how to adapt in a new world, but you will need good disguises and stories if you are to fit in with these humans,” Luna addressed them in a mix of her royal voice and casual voice.

“You will be what they call, ‘College Students’ in one of the top schools in their world. You will be taking part in higher learning in this school, as well as learning their basic way of life.”

“WE GET TO BE AT A SCHOOL LEARNING ON TOP OF WHAT WE WILL LEARN ABOUT A NEW SPECIES!?” Twilight was just overflowing with excitement now.

“Yes, Twilight, you will,” Luna replied with a smile. “As for names: you need something different. Your names here won’t fit in with the names they have there. Twilight, you will be Tanya Harold.”

“Alright,” Twilight responded with a nod.

“Rainbow Dash, you will be Rachel Sweet,” said Luna.

“Aww, that sounds so lame! Can’t it be cooler?” whined Rainbow.

“No, it is already ‘cool’,” Luna responded, to which Rainbow just gave a huff. “Pinkie Pie, your name will be Patricia Hinds.”

“WWEEEEEEE!!!” Pinkie just twirled around hearing her name.

“Rarity, your new name shall be Renée Dubois”

“Oh, what a lovely sounding name. Thank you Princess Luna!” Rarity sang to the princess.

“Fluttershy, you shall be known as Florence Maye”

“Oh, well that sounds, nice…” Fluttershy teetered off as she finished that sentence.

“And Applejack, your name will be Addison Lily”

“Alllrriight, I can dig that name!” AJ said with confidence.

“And finally, Spike. You will also be in the same grade as your friends and you will need a name too,” Luna told him.

“I will!? Aha alright! Sweet! What’s my new name, Princess Luna?” he asked in pure joy and adrenaline.
Luna giggled at his excitement at being included. “Spike, your name will be Spencer Gates.”

“Alright! I love it! Thank you, Princess Luna!” He jumped for joy, a grin as wide as his face.

“You will all be from Eugene, Oregon, in the country known as the United States and you are all friends from high school. Are there any other questions before we begin the teleportation?” Celestia asked.

“Yeah, how long do we have to be there?” Rainbow asked.

“Excellent question. You will be there for 5 years. You will enter this school as first years. It is a five-year school. You just need to all graduate from it and you will return home. We will be watching over you from time to time,” Celestia told them, hoping they wouldn’t back down at the last second.

None of them did and it pleased her to see this.

“Okay, well then Luna: let’s get started. Goodbye girls, we will see you soon,” Celestia said with a smile and a tear.

The girls and Spike waved goodbye to the royal sisters. The sisters stood side by side as their horns lit up and turned the whole room white. With a flash and a bang, there were only two left in the room.

Author's Note

Special thanks to Vapour101 for being such an awesome proofreader!

Please let me know what you think of it so far! I love every bit of constructive criticism out there! :D

The Beta Welcoming

“I had a great time last night, Matt,” she said with those hazel eyes staring up at me. Meanwhile, I was staring at that chest of hers.

“Yeah, me too, I’ll call you sometime later. We can go for another round,” I said with a smirk, leaning in for a quick kiss. She returns it and leaves for her sorority house.

Damn, Sarah’s hot. I check out her ass really quick before heading back in. I head to the fridge and grab myself a beer. I twist the cap off as I walk to the living room with a couple of the bros. They were playing some Halo 4 – my favorite game.

“Aw sweet, Halo. Lemme get in for last place,” I ask as I sit down on a couch with my beer in hand.

“Just take it now, I can’t catch up,” John says as he just throws the controller at me. I wasn’t exactly expecting it and it hit me right in the gut, knocking a slight amount of wind out of me.

“Agh fuck, John! The hell?” I blurt out in frustration.

“Aw, suck it up you wimp,” he laughs at my misfortune. He is probably one of the shorter guys in the fraternity, along with me. He has a white complexion, and long, curly, light-brown hair. He is of slender build, and has a bit of a southern twang to his voice. He also owns a black leather jacket that he happens to be in love with. He’s only been seen without it when he’s sleeping or showering – hell, we catch him sleeping in it once in a while.

“Oh Matt, you’re in? Finally, a challenge,” scoffed Trevor. Who is, without a doubt, the largest guy in the fraternity. He is about an inch or so taller than Mitch, but weighs a solid 250lbs. He is a huge gamer like me, and his goofy antics and care-free attitude really help lighten the mood of any situation.

We played for a good couple of hours. Guys coming and going, along with a few girls just waltzing in, asking for certain guys.

Mitch eventually walks in and throws my phone at me while playing, once again hitting me in the gut.

“Matt, your phone keeps going off and it pisses me off. Goodnight,” he sasses me before he just turns around and heads back to bed.

“Shit! Why is everyone hitting me in the stomach today!?” I ask no one in particular.

Well I check to my phone to see it is Mary…

FFUCCKKK

I was supposed to have lunch with her today at 3. What time is it?

3:15.

Ok, I can still make it! I quickly call Mary to tell her I’m on my way (I just gave some bullshit reason why I’m late, she bought it) and start heading over to where we were gonna meet.

Unfortunately, I have to walk all the way across campus and through some massive crowds of families helping their kids move in. Shit.

I was halfway there when I spotted something, or rather someone, who caught my eye.

She had blonde hair that was tied in a ponytail and was in this flannel shirt that was tied above her flat stomach. She wore these short shorts that showed off her amazing legs, and dat ass. She was just super sexy.

I had to get her number real quick. I just had to. She was too hot to pass up. Time to bring my A-game.

I walked up behind her and gave her a little tap on the shoulder. She turned around and I saw she had these amazing green eyes. Dayum, jackpot.

“Ma’am, I don’t believe we’ve met. My name’s Matt, nice to meet you,” I say in a cool and calm demeanor, trying to sound confident yet not conceited.

“Oh, hiya!” She had a southern accent too, awww yeeeeah this just keeps getting better and better! “Name’s Apple-Er, I mean the name’s Addison! Nice ta meet ya pardner!”

“Addison, eh? I like the name. You from the South? You’re beautiful accent just screams Alabama to me,” I say with a smile on my face.

“Alabama?” She looked confused by that. Fuck, I hope I didn’t insult her.

“Oh sorry, did I insult you? My bad, I didn’t mean to. I was merely curious about your accent is all.” I tried to recover from my mishap, hopefully she buys it.

“Naw, ‘taint nothing! I’m from Eugene, Oregon actually!” she said with pride. Okay, cool, I think I’m okay.

“Oh no way! I got family up by Eugene! So what you think of good ol’ Southern California?” I ask, trying to move the conversation along.

“It’s, erm, different! But Ah like it! How you like, erm, California?” She asked me, stumbling on her words.

I wonder if she’s nervous talking to me, maybe she’s interested. Sweet. Time to escalate this a bit.

“Ha well, I’ve lived here my whole life and I’m likin’ thus far, no complaints,” I say with a smile, she seemed interested. “Now you seem like a hell of a girl to be with. Mind if I ask you out on a date sometime?” I say as I give her a small nudge on the arm.

“Erm, ain’t that a bit quick? I mean, I jus’ met ya and…” I interrupt her before she has a chance to make up her mind.

“Now, this isn’t a formal date, just grab lunch and chat! Get to know each other as friends! That’s all!” I try to reassure her, sounding as friendly as I could.

“Well, when ya put it that way, alright! Where d’ya wanna meet?”

SUCCESS.

“How about in front of the Beta Delta Xi house? I can drive you somewhere good. A hidden gem here in the city.”

“Sounds great! Oh, and uh, mind if Ah bring some friends?” Addison asks me sheepishly. Didn’t really expect that but if they are girls, and hot ones, I will not complain.

“Um, who are these friends and how many?” I ask, wanting to make sure there aren’t too many people or ugly chicks or dudes.

“Seven! Including me.” she responded proudly, and motioning to six people behind her.

Hoooolllyyyyyyy sshhiiiiiiiiiiiiittttt she’s got some damn fine friends.

One on the far left had dark violet hair, and a lighter purple highlight going down. She wasn’t too curvy, and her top revealed nothing about her chest, but she had a cute face, she reminded me of a girl next door type. And me likey.

Next to her was a girl with… Pink? Yeah, pink, poofy, crazy hair. She had one hell of a smile though, and even though she was kinda flat chested, she had some decent legs, and probably a solid ass too. Sweet.

Next was a girl with this really nice, curvy, violet hair. But it was like, professionally done. She was busty as all hell and had really nice legs. She looks like she could belong to one of the better sororities here. That would be one to go for.

Next to her was the guy. He looked like a dweeb. Short, spikey green hair, and goofy smile. He had a whole skater look going, and it didn’t go well. We ain’t in middle school anymore bro, you can drop the look.

Next was another girl with pink hair, but it was straight, and she looked damn cute. She didn’t give off that hot vibe, hell, she looked like she shied away from it. But she was also pretty busty, but lacked curves. Still, she could be a solid conquest.

Finally was a girl who had shoulder length, rainbow dyed hair? Damn these girls got some unique tastes in hair, but she was damn curvy, and she looked like an athlete too. She had a damn tight body. Her tits weren’t much to gawk at, but hey, her fit body made up for it, and made her tits look even better.

I couldn’t say no; even if there is one guy in the mix. I gotta get some of the bros to join, fuck it.

“Yeah sure! Change of plans on eating location and time! I’ll surprise ya! Meet you in front of the house at 7pm sharp, okay?

I gotta meet someone but I will see you then alright?” I ask whilst winking.

“Yeah, see ya there pardner!” she waved me off as I ran to meet with Mary.

*******

“Applejack, who was that?” asked Twilight.

“Oh, that was, uh, Matt! Yeah! Just met him! And apparently we are having dinner with him tonight at 7!” she announced to everyone.

“Why would you do that AJ? We don’t know anything about anything here! And you’re already doing stuff we don’t know how to do?” Twilight snapped at AJ, frustrated at her friend’s lack of forethought.

“Ah didn’t think about it! We were just talking and he got me to agree somehow! Ah don’t know why, Ah just couldn’t say no to the fella!” AJ tried to defend herself to Twilight.

“Now wait a second, couldn’t this be a good thing?” Rainbow jumped in, getting AJ’s back. “‘Cause Celestia wanted us to learn about them, and make friends. Well, AJ just did that by helping us meet new people! And maybe they can help us out learn about this planet too!” Rainbow got excited as she realized she had a good thought.

“That may be true, but wouldn’t we want to take our time meeting new people?” asked Twilight, still not sold on the idea.

“But when is it a good time, darling?” Rarity stepped in. “I see nothing wrong with meeting some new people, especially seeing that boy again, mee-ow.” She began to get lost thinking about Matt.

“Cool it Rarity,” Twilight deadpanned. She sighed, letting her head fall, looking down at the ground. “Fine, you guys win. We will go have dinner with this ‘Matt’ and his friends. But don’t say I didn’t warn you!” She tries to instill some amount of fear. But fails.

Author's Note

So I'd like to apologize for this very late update. Things have been hectic for both me and my editor (shoutout to Vapour101 for being a boss of an editor) recently and it's been hard to get it out. BUT ALAS, the story is well alive and expect the next couple chapters soon. Hope you enjoyed it! Don't forget to rate and comment! :D

Day 1 Shenanigans

“Sorry I’m late Mary! Those damn meetings take forever sometimes,” I told my date, Mary, as I hugged her at one of the health-food joints on campus.

“It’s okay, I guess. I just don’t like waiting!” she replied, a little PO-ed. Can’t say I’m surprised, though.

“Hey, I told ya I might run late and, well, I did! You knew ahead of time!” I like to cover myself in advance. I know myself all too well, and I tend to run late. So I had told her that I had a fraternity meeting and had stuff to do. She’s too damn gullible, but too damn hot as well. She’s a South American student who came up to the States for college. A tight body, busty, nice hair, smile, and the sexiest Latina accent ever — she was near perfect. Well, that Addison girl was damn fine as well.

“Yeah, I guess you’re right. Well what was your meeting about?” She asks as she takes a bite out of her sandwich. Shit, she’s testing me. Okay, time to BS this like a boss.

“Oh, well basic stuff. Each guy went through what was going on. I went over plans for our Brotherhood events and Philanthropy stuff. Manny went off academic stuff, Nate went over social stuff, etc. Nothing special meeting,” I just smiled at her, hoping this was good enough for her.

“Oh, doesn’t sound too interesting.” She looks down at her food as she says that.

Success. Damn she looks cute, let’s try something…

“Yeah, it really wasn’t,” I put my hand under her chin and lift her head up, “but you are.” I smirk as I lean in for a kiss. I close my eyes and go forward until I feel her soft lips against mine.

YYEESSS.

We begin to make out right there in front of everyone for a few minutes. Shit was awesome, and she was getting into it. My hands were going all over her body, and I made sure to grab the back of her head and slightly tug her hair a bit. She smiled as we kissed, and ran her hand down my chest, down to my stomach, and lightly touching me on my pants, teasing me.

I back off and ask, “Hey, Mary, why don’t we head back to my House? Get away from the crowds here. Too crazy with all these people,” I say smiling, my hand on her cheek, and giving her another kiss.

“Erm, I don’t think so, tiger.” She pushes me away after my final kiss.

“Ah, what the hell? Don’t you wanna go have some fun?” I ask still laughing, getting closer for another kiss.

She pushes me off before I can get a kiss in. “No, I don’t want to be another one of your ‘conquests’. I’ll get in bed with you if we’re in a steady relationship though.” She smiles at me when she says that.

Commitment? Ha, fuck that.

“A relationship!? Um, Mary, we’re in college. We should have fun! Not tie ourselves down and be forced to be with someone,” I try to argue how being in a relationship is pointless, especially at this school. She wouldn’t have any of it.

“No one’s forcing you! I’m just saying if you want this,” she runs her hand down her shirt, revealing some major cleavage. FFFUUUUUU— “you need to show me I’m the only one you’re talking to when it comes to women.”

“Aw, c’mon! Just one round? Trust me, you won’t regret it.” I lean in for one last kiss.

SLAP."I guess that's a no then." I deadpan. Mary sticks her tongue out at me and gets up and walks away. Fuck, there goes that. Still, I made out with her. That’s something.

What time is it, five? Okay, I need to get back and see if guys are down with this dinner with the freshman hotties.

I get back to see that most of the bunch are in doing nothing, a couple eating, and a couple playing video games.

“Attention morons!” I yell, and get the attention of 1-2 guys out of 30. Sigh.

“TITTIES!” Everyone looks. “Fuckin’ horndogs,” I chuckle.

“What the hell do you want Matt?” James, the Asian, asks seemingly annoyed.

“Anyone wanna go to Phillippe’s tonight with me?” I again yell to the whole house. Three hands go up. Mitch, Max, and John. Max is another shorter white guy, and he loves his alcohol. We call him the “secret weapon” when it comes to drinking games with other frats. He’ll take out a keg stand in a minute. His life goal is to find a way to be drunk 100% of the time without the bad affects. We wish him luck with that.

“There will be six beautiful ladies joining me, and I do mean FUCKIN SMOKIN’ HOT NAÏVE FRESHMEN.” And just like that every hand went up, wanting to take advantage of this rare opportunity. “Hah, that’s more like it. Well, I saw the hands of Henry and Riley go up first. You guys are the lucky ones. Get dressed; they’ll be here in thirty minutes.” They nod and go get ready.

*Earlier in the day*

All seven of them walked in to the lobby of the freshmen dorms, in awe of all around them. The couches, TVs, billiard tables, all used up by fellow freshmen.

“Wooahh, this is cool. Moving pictures, big couches, and tables with games. I like this place!” Spike blurted out.

“Sure is different from back home,” Fluttershy whispered.

“Well, we can check it out later. We need to get our rooms. I hope we are all staying together!” Twilight said to the group, all nodding in agreement. They walked up to the counter for check-in, where older students were running it.

“Name?” asked one of them.

“Tanya Harold,” Twilight responded with pride.

“Okay, you’ll be in suite 8501. It’s on the 8th floor, the penthouse level, and you will be with 5 other girls,” said the girl working the check-in while handing Twilight the key to the suite.

“Wow, that’s a lot of people in one room!” Twilight said out loud in shock of how many people would be in a single room.

“No actually, the suites are basically 3 doubles rooms all connected. You’ll be sharing a room with one other person, but you all won’t be in one room, don’t worry!” the worker said.

“Oh, that makes more sense. Thank you!” Twilight smiled back, and got out of the way for the others to get their rooms.

“Rachel Sweet checking in,” said Rainbow in an almost military manner.

“Suite 8501.”

“Florence May,” Fluttershy squeaked.

“Suite 8501.”

One by one all the girls ended up in the same suite. They were overjoyed to be sharing the same suite. And the best part? No others were in it as well — just them. They could be 100% themselves in that suite, but then it dawned on them; Spike still had to get his room. They all stopped celebrating and turned to look at Spike who was already walking towards them with a key in his hand.

“I’m in room 7013. It’s the floor below you girls, so it isn’t that bad!” Spike told them, all smiling warmly at how well he was taking the fact they would have to separate for a bit. “Only thing is I have a roommate. Three, to be specific. I just hope they’re cool and not jerks,” Spike said, hanging his head low.

“Oh Spike, I’m sure you’ll be fine! You’re a very likable drag— I mean person!” Twilight reassured her assistant. He simply smiled and gave her a hug: one she gladly returned. The girls all joined in on the group hug. They soon separated and got to the elevator, each one with a few suitcases of stuff.

Ding…

Ding…

Ding…

“Seventh floor,” the elevator voice spoke, making everyone jump.

“What was that!?” Twilight blurted out.

“Ah don’t know, it came out a’ nowhere!” AJ responded, looking all around the elevator.

“You girls are on your own, I’m out of here! See you at 6:30!” Spike grabbed his stuff and ran out the elevator, beginning his search for his new room.

“Let’s see… 7013… 7013…” He walked past each door with four digits on it. “7010… 7011… 7012… 7013!”

Spike found his room and just looked at it for a second. He heard the faint sound of rock music, (A/N: LINK TAKES YOU OFF PAGE) but didn’t recognize it. He opened the door to find two guys on a couch, weird things in their hands with buttons and sticks, and a big “X” in the middle of it, and a game on the moving picture frame. It was some sort of sport using only your feet. The guys were yelling at each other, but they were smiling and laughing. They had on shirts with weird letters. There was a “B”, a triangle, and 3 small lines on top of each other.

“Hm, why do those symbols look familiar?” Spike thought, but was quickly snapped back to reality when he heard the guys trying to get his attention.

“Hey, nice hair man!” One with a monotone voice told him, taking a swig of something from a green bottle.

“Oh, hehe, thanks! My name’s Spencer! I guess you’re all my roommates?” Spike asked them, trying to sound confident.

“Hey Spence! Name’s Nate.” The monotone man said, saluting him from the couch.

“Johnny’s the name my man, remember it,” said a bigger guy with a sarcastic tone. “`Cause I sure as hell won’t in a couple hours after we hit this.” He laughed as he showed a bottle of vodka.

“And I’m Manny, nice to meet you.” He got up off the couch to shake Spike’s hand, controller still in his other hand. “I’m gonna be sharing the room with you, since the other two took the other. It’s past this door here,” Manny motioned towards a little hallway on his right. It was a bedroom with two single beds, each at opposite corners. Attached was a bathroom, sink and mirror, and a separate door for the shower and toilet.

“Thanks!” Spike threw his stuff in the room, but didn’t bother unpacking for the sake of hanging with these other guys. “Say, what’s that you’re drinking?” Spike was curious to the drink, since it did have a green bottle after all.

“Heineken, my friend. Want one?” the monotone Nate asked him.

“Uh, sure! Thanks!” Spike responded, not wanting to look weird and ask what a Heineken was. Nate popped off the cap for him and handed him the alcohol. Spike took a quick look at it, and took a swig.

Author's Note

Sorry it took so long to get this guy out people! Hope you enjoy! :D

Friendship and Learning... The Hard Way

“Ugh, where’s Spike? He was supposed to be here by now!” Twilight huffed in anger in the girls’ suite.

“Ah don’t know Twi, yah think we should go check on him at his room?” AJ responded laying on her bed. The girls were all in AJ and Pinkie’s room. Pinkie’s side was pure pink and decorated: it reflected her well. AJ’s side was far more sparse, and not much decorating was done. However, Pinkie had agreed to help each girl decorate their rooms when they got the time.

“Yeah, we should. Let’s go girls.” Twilight said as she got up off the floor, heading for the exit. The others soon followed. All were in very formal attire, they didn’t exactly know what to wear so they had decided to “played it safe”. And by playing it safe they were dressed in gowns that looked very much like the ones they wore to the Grand Galloping Gala.

Twilight remembered which room Spike was in, and they went down a floor and soon found themselves in front of the door to Spike’s dorm room. The girls could hear music (A/N: TAKES YOU OFF PAGE) coming from other side of it, and other guys yelling and laughing as well.

“It sounds like a PARTY! LET’S GO CHECK IT OUT!” Pinkie couldn’t contain herself, and barged right into the dorm, luckily for her the door was unlocked.

As soon as she entered a wall of smoke hit her in the face, and the smell of a sour liquid went straight to her nostrils.

“Woooaahhh what’s that smell!?” Pinkie blurted out as she clenched her nose shut, disgusted by the odors filling the room.
The girls walked in and soon did what Pinkie was doing, holding their breath as they surveyed the scene they walked in on.

They saw four guys all sitting on a couch, holding weird things in their hands with an “X” in the middle of the device. They were looking at a moving picture screen with people on it. Twilight noticed a small container with a picture of a person and writing, “FIFA SOCCER 13”. There was also this long cylinder-like container on the table, with some weird piece sticking out the bottom of it. The guys were loud, and one of them was Spike, acting like he was one of their best friends.

“Spi— Spencer! We’ve been waiting! Remember the dinner?” Twilight yelled at Spike before any of the guys noticed the girls all in fancy gowns were in the room.

“Woah, Twilight?” Spike lazily looked at Twilight, almost confused why she was there. “What are you doing here? Meet my friends, Johnny, Manny and Nate…ppfftt haha,” Spike burst out in a random spout of laughter. Soon the others followed suit and were laughing their asses off. “What’s with the getup?” Spike asked, them pointing at all of them.

Before any of the girls could respond, Johnny got up and walked up to Rainbow Dash. “Girl, I gotta say, dat hair. Let me stroke it.” Johnny put his hand on her head and started feeling up Rainbow’s hair. She was taken off guard by him, and stood frozen for a second before realizing what was going on.

“Hey back off bub! Don’t mess with my man— I mean my hair!” She snapped as she pushed him away and fixed her hair.

“Oh, a feisty one. Daddy likey,” Johnny said before he started laughing hysterically again, and made his way to the table which had four cups, each labeled with a name, and took a drink from one of them. He slowly put the drink back on the table, before just staring into thin air.

“Are, are you okay?” Twilight asked him as she waved her hand in front of him. He didn’t respond. He just fell backwards straight on his ass. The other three were all laughing like hyenas at Johnny, and Johnny finally snapped back to reality and started laughing himself.

“Ugh, this is getting us nowhere. Addison, Rachel, get Spencer.” Twilight commanded the two, and they didn’t hesitate as they made their way toward him.

“Ah wait!” Spike pleaded as the two tough girls grabbed him. He was helpless. The other guys just laughed as he was being dragged away. They got him out the door and closed it behind them, leaving the stoned and drunk guys behind.

“Spike, what is the matter with you!?” Twilight snapped at him as Rainbow and AJ still held onto him, as he couldn’t stand up on his own.

“Yeah, you’re actin’ wilder than a rattlesnake in a pickle barrel! What’s gotten into ya pardner?” AJ also asked.

“They’re just a couple of guys is all! They’re cool!” Spike tried to defend himself. “I’m just learning how life is here in college. Apparently there’s lots of parties and ‘hot bitches’ and some other stuff. These guys seem to know a lot about it.”

“Well whatever they are, they kept you late from us! And what’s that smell?” Twilight asked, fanning away the stench Spike had on him.

“Oh, that’s probably the Heineken or the weed, or both, maybe both, it’s probably both,” Spike stammered on until he started giggling to himself.

“What’s Heineken?” Twilight asked with a confused look on her face.

“And weed?” Rainbow asked, trying to get some clarity to the situation.

“Heineken…” Spike was giggling uncontrollably in between words, “is just, is just this drink! It makes you see stuff and makes everything funnier!” Spike threw his arms in the air for emphasis. “And weed, is this plant stuff they put in paper. Then they set it on fire! And you inhale the smoke! They also put it in this weird container with like, water, at the bottom and light that on fire and inhale the smoke. It’s weird, but, but, but it makes everything just seem, clearer and makes more sense. It’s incredible!”

“Woah. That. Sounds. AMAZING!!” Pinkie yelled as she made her way to the door, but not before Twilight stopped her in her tracks.

“Not now Pinkie! We have that dinner, remember? We can’t miss our first chance at learning so much about this world!” Twilight argued.

“Well, it seems to me that our little Spike has learned a lot in his first day. Even though he appears just absolutely filthy from it all,” Rarity chimed in as she dramatically clenched her nose and turned her head away.

“Yeah, he has learned a lot. Maybe we can let him rest and we can just go ourselves,” Fluttershy suggested. Twilight seemed to take to the idea, however with reservation.

“You girls make a good point, but I don’t want to leave him here with those other guys who were doing all this stuff to him!” Twilight tried to make her case to get Spike out, but her attempts failed.

“Well, he is gonna stay with ‘em for a while, might as well jus’ let him be,” AJ reasoned with Twilight.

“Yeah, not like they’re hurting me or anything! I’m having a blast!” Spike jumped in, dead weighting AJ and Rainbow who were still holding him. They finally let him go and he fell to the floor, up against the wall.

“Fine, we’ll leave you with these guys. Also, we are going to be super late if we wait for you to clean up,” Twilight finally gave in. “We’ll come back tomorrow morning to check on you Spike.” Twilight hugged Spike as she helped him up and opened the smoke filled room, still blasting that slow yet fast music. The music did intrigue her, something she’d have to look into another time.

The girls heard more whooping and hollering as they walked away to meet up with Matt and his friends. The girls were both nervous and excited. AJ seemed a little more excited than nervous, contrary to her friends.

Henry, Riley, Mitch, Max, John and I were all hanging outside the Beta house, waiting for the girls to arrive. We were getting bored, though it was only 7:01pm.

“Matt, be honest, how hot are these girls?” Henry asked me, cocking an eyebrow. He was a very sarcastic guy, our little ball of cynicism. He was without a doubt the shortest guy in the fraternity, but still a hell of a guy, and he made up on height with muscle size. The dude was ripped as fuck.

“Damn hot. But I call the hottest, the blonde. Fuck what you say, she’s mine.” I say to them all, making sure to claim my territory.

“Fine, but I call next in line for picks!” Riley jumped in. Funny I say jump, he’s a damn expert in parkour. A freerunning master. He truly amazes us with his skills, and he uses that all too well to get laid. Hell, if it works, why not? Another white guy, blonde hair, short, and a solid beard to match, girls say he’s also just amazingly good looking, so I’m sure that helps him.

We all dressed decently spiffy. Nothing too fancy, but we didn’t look like snobs either. Dark jeans, dress shirts, ties and vests. We dress sharp to impress, and we never fail to impress – that’s how the men of Beta Delta Xi roll.

7:14pm.

“Matt, where are these ‘hot girls’ you speak of? I’m getting impatient. I want to get laid or get drunk. I’m not waiting long to choose,” Max snipped at me.

“Shit, they should be here by now, but, my bad, I didn’t grab any of their numbers…” I slowly realize I can’t reach them and that they’re freshmen and maybe don’t know where to find the house or the Row in general…

“I’ll bet someone $10 they won’t even show, any takers?” Mitch asks everyone.

“Yeah, I’ll get in on that,” John challenged Mitch.

“Shit what the hell Matt?” Max was getting annoyed. Couldn’t blame him.

“I was in a hurry! I met them when on my way to meet Mary!” I tried to give excuses why I totally blanked on getting digits.

“Speaking of, how did that go?” Mitch asked, very curious. Everyone knows I have been working her for the longest time and really want her. Or, I guess wanted. I don’t know.

“Eh. She said if I wanna fuck her she wants to be in a serious relationship with me,” I said, sounding disappointed.

“So basically she’s a no,” Max assumes of the situation: he’s right.

“Yeah pretty much. I mean, I can pull a dickhead move and get in the relationship, fuck her a few times, then go. But then, I kill every chance for future fun. I don’t wanna do that,” I reason outloud.

“Yeah man, don’t do it. Don’t make us look bad, please,” Riley chimed in as well.

“Fuuuckkk shit just looked so— FINALLY the girls are here!” I say as I see Mitch hand John $10.

Dinners and Feels

Well, I wasn’t expecting this…

Six very sexy girls are walking towards me and five of my bros, all in super-formal ball gown. The fuck is this!?

“Uh, heya Matt! Sorry we are kinda late, we had an issue wid’ our pal Spencer. He ain’t feelin’ so good,” Addison said as she walked up to me.

“Uh, no problem, but I gotta ask, what’s with the getups? I did say dinner right?” I was confused as hell. I did say dinner, right? I didn’t confuse these girls with some other group or other plans, at least I don’t think I did.

“See! I told you these would be too much, Twi— err, I mean Tanya!” snapped the multicolored-hair girl, what was her name again? Shit, I’ve got horrible memory, I need to write these things down, can’t be mixing up names.

“Hey, hey, girls, girls! Listen! It’s cool! I like a dolled up girl, don’t get too worked up over it! Tells me you girls don’t mess around.” I try to calm them down, not sure if this will end well, they seem... off. “Well since you’re all here, let’s hit the road to the Chinese food joint! Mitch you can join me, so can Addison and umm...” I was trying to think who Mitch would like the most, hard to say, he’s always very picky with his women.

“Purple highlight! What’s your name?” Mitch pointed to Tanya, I think?

“My name’s Tanya, Tanya Harold. What’s yours?” The homely girl responded. Shit, I just can’t decide which girl I’d want if Addison doesn’t work out.

“Mitchell, or Mitch. Nice to meet you. You’re joining me and Matt.” Mitch told her in a commanding way. He thinks taking control is attractive, and to an extent I agree, but I always think he takes it too far.

“Oh, okay then.” The girl seemed taken off guard by this. Eh, whatever.

“Alright, and Riley and John can drive Max and Henry.” I motion for the guys to take their picks of which girl they wanted. Max ended up with the one who could be a model, Renee I think? Riley went with the short-rainbow-haired girl; Henry was with the straight-pink-haired girl, I totally forgot her name — she was quiet as hell and John was with the really pink-poofy-haired girl. I’m just glad I got my first dibs with Addison.

As we walked off to our cars next to the house, Max comes by my side and whispers, “If you don’t nail this tonight she’s mine.” While holding out his hand. I simply laugh and tell him to stop dreaming, it won’t happen and shake his hand.

Us four pile into my car, and we ship out to the local Chinese food place — real classy joint too. Authentic Chinese food, good service, and to emphasize: damn good food.

“So, where are we going again?” Tanya asked me as we pulled out of the parking lot.

“A Chinese food joint called Yang-Chow. The place is the bomb. We go there all the time, both serious occasions and just for the shits ’n’ giggles. You’ll like it.” I turn on some music(TAKES YOU OFF PAGE), we needed some good shit: I was in a rager mood. The scenery was awesome — driving all throughout the city with the bustling lights and sounds.

“Uh, Matt, what kinda music is this?” Addison asked me, barely audible over the raging music.

“You mean the exact genre? This is house, I’ve really gotten into it recently.” I was always a classic rock guy, but ever since joining the brotherhood I got introduced to this shift from the constant partying, and I’ve been hooked. Loud house (or most of the dance techno) is made for two reasons: one, raging your fucking ass off and, two, driving through the city.

“House? Never heard of it. This popular ‘round these here parts of town?”

“Really? Well, kinda. Though I’m pretty sure it’s popular just about everywhere. I say if there’s Greek on a campus, you’re gonna hear this music.” I was kinda surprised she at least never heard of it, and seems like she’s in a foreign land. I mean yeah I get she moved here from Oregon, but shit it isn’t that much of a culture shock. With about a twenty minute drive and some small talk between us all we finally reach the restaurant. “Well, we’re here!”

We pull in to the driveway to see everyone else already there waiting for us. We get out and we all walk in together, some of us putting our arms around the girls. I noticed Riley and rainbow girl were getting pretty chummy — $20 says they hook up tonight.

We all sit down at different tables, the same groups who drove over sit together. Mitch and I sit across from each other, with our dates next to us. I see the table next to us is Riley, rainbow girl, Max and the model. The model kept looking over at me and smiling, I think I just may steal her later tonight, along with Addison. Far away from us were the other four, Henry, John, and the two pink-haired girls.

After ordering our food, I really started getting flirty with Addison. “Gotta say, with this fancy dress here, you’re looking damn gorgeous tonight.” I say with a smirk on my face, making sure not to break eye contact with her. She blushed.

“Oh, uh, thanks Matt! Ah really din’t know what to wear, so Ah jus’ threw on this ol’ thing.” She was shuffling through her dress, trying to primp herself up a bit. I put my hand on her leg and started to rub it a bit, trying to get some sexual tension going. She got tense, and starting looking away from me.

“Hey, Addison,” I now move my hand and put my arm around her, she looks over to me, nervous and blushing like crazy. “There’s no need to get nervous. We’re all very relaxed here; you should be, too”

She’s so into me.

I decided it was time I really made a move. “Listen, I can tell you find me attractive and truth be told, I kinda feel the same way. So how about we show each other how we really feel?” I say so smoothly, bringing my hand up to her chin and guiding her attention towards me.

“Erm, Ah don’t know Matt, Ah mean we just met and all.” She still not looking at me, but red as a tomato.

“Nonsense, just do what feels right,” and with that I move in for the kiss. She doesn’t move away, and she doesn’t reject me. Our lips lock. God, she had soft lips, but she didn’t know what the fuck she was doing. I wonder if this was her first kiss — no way; she’s too damn hot to be this innocent. It was a quick make out: I couldn’t take the awkward kissing anymore. When I looked at her, her eyes were still closed and she was just pure red. I take a quick glance across the table and see Mitch’s smile of approval and Tanya looking shocked. Maybe she didn’t expect her friend to be this easy? Eh, either way Addison looked pleased. Once she realized the kiss was over, she just giggled and looked down towards the table.

In order to kill the awkward silence, Tanya decided to ask me and Mitch a question as the food arrived:

“So, boys, you are in a fraternity, right?” To which we both nod our heads. “So, what’s it like? I don’t get it, how do you join and why do you?”

Ah shit, that’s a loaded one. “Well... erm...” I begin to scratch my head trying to work on a good spiel. I should have this ready. First day of rush is tomorrow! “Basically, a fraternity is an entity to help you with your college experience, and beyond. It is here to push you further academically, while giving you the support of like-minded men, and building your leadership skills at the same time. The social benefits are nice as well, the partying and the drinking and what-not, and we love that, but we put school first.” Tanya seemed to be accepting this answer. Same for Addison.

“And you join through what we call rush. You rush a fraternity and see if you get accepted. Here, we have a week of rush: Day 1: Meet and greet all the fraternities, see if you can find two that you really like. Days 2-4 are all separate events hosted by each fraternity. This is where you gotta strategize who you’re gonna see and when. Day 5 is the blue chip dinner, invite event only, where the fraternities invite rushes who they think will be good fits — it’s the final cut basically. Day 6 is bid night, where the fraternities officially invite men to pledge the fraternity. Then, it’s pledge semester for those boys,” I say with an evil smile, excited for my new batch of pledges.

“Oh god, please don’t murder them. We would still like to grow you know,” Mitch groans at me, knowing I could have a lot of fun with these pledges.

“Don’t worry your tall self, my brudda. I have a very good plan for these pledges.”

The food was damn good, just as I predicted. They never disappoint. “So ladies, how’s the food?”

“Oh it’s delicious! Thank you so much for showing us this place! We need to come here more often!” Tanya tells me as she inhales her chowmein. Addison was having a crap-ton of egg rolls with chowmein and steamed rice.

“Darn right! This here food is deeeeelish! Thanks for bringing us, pardner!” Addison said in her Southern drawl, God that was so sexy. “Uh, wait, a minute ago you said ‘pledges’? whaddya mean, ‘pledges’?” Addison asked. Time to put on the good boy act.

“Oh well with fraternities, you have to pledge for a semester, to show that you are really dedicated to joining the brotherhood. It also gives us a chance to better know the guys, and drop them from the fraternity if we think we made a bad decision on some pledges with regards to their character,” I say as I feel a hand on my shoulder. I look up and see it’s Max.

“Sorry ladies, hate to interrupt, but, Matt, we’re heading out. You all almost done?”

“Yeah we’re done here.” I pull him closer to whisper him “She’s in the bag. You getting lucky?”

He just backs his head up and smiles and nods, and quickly walks away. That sly mothafucka.

“You ladies ready to head out?” I ask while getting out and dropping the money for the bill and tip. Everyone nods their heads and we all head out.

It was a much noisier car ride back home, as Addison took the front seat with me and Mitch sat in the back with Tanya, those two obviously clicking. The flirting continued, and I drove the way home with my hand on Addisons thigh, trying to rub it through that damn fat dress. Why the hell did they even wear these dresses? It’s gonna be a bitch taking it off in a bit.
We finally get home and the girls started walking back, obviously these guys couldn’t close tonight. However, they didn’t leave. Four of them waited for Addison and the model girl, both were with Max and I, at separate parts of the frat castle parking lot.

“I had a real great time, beautiful, but I don’t think it should end just yet.” I tell Addison as I lean in and kiss her on the lips again, my hands on her waist, while her arms are just kinda hanging there, making this slightly awkward.

She returns the kiss and just closes her eyes for a second. Is she thinking about it? What the fuck?

“Ah don’t know Matt, my friends are waiting for me.” She turns to look at her friends.

“Don’t worry about it, if they really are your friends they should be cool with it. Besides, I can walk you back to your apartment,” I try to convince her while I go and kiss her on the neck.

SLAP.

I look over and see the model walking away and Max rubbing his cheek. Hah, bastard struck out.

“You know, Ah’m just gonna go with my friends. Ah’ll talk to ya later, ’kay Matt?” She hugs me and walks away.

Well fuck. Time to go drink this sad night away and get ready for a fun week: Rush Week.

Author's Note

GET EXCITED. I have some good shit planned ahead, but I needed to get some basic emotions going here. Oh, don't forget to rate this and comment what you think! Thanks!

From the Author

I LIIIIIIIVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

So yeah, I thought I'd put this little bit of info out there for y'all:

I am alive

This story is far from dead

I am in the midst of finals at my university, so I will still be away for another week

But after that, my schedule will be free, and then it's free game!!

You can expect the crazy adventures of this fratty fraternity and girls to keep happening!

PS. I actually got some good ideas plotted from my personal experiences and a funny satirical website I found about fraternities. So I'm excited to bring all that into a paper.

PPS. I say, a rough estimate would be a week and a half before you see the next chapter.

PPPS. I am veyr sorry for disappearing like that on all of you, I shouldn't have, or at least left a note or something. Sorry for leaving, my life just got veerryyy hectic and just plain out busy. My new university is a lot harder than expected.