Apocalypse with FLUTTERSHY?

Im gonna start of with saying im changing up my writing style a bit. Hope its better and if not let me know and now ON TO THE CHAPTER.

Chapter 4

"We're back!" I yell walking into the house. What I saw put me in utter shock.

Riley: "Took you long enough!" He says levitating a few books around him.

"WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE HELL ARE YOU DOING THAT!?" I yell confused. His hands stop glowing and the books fall.

Riley: "Twilight figured out that our world has vast amounts of magic and figured out how to give us the ability to channel it." He says matter of factly. After he says it I Twilight walking into the room.

Twilight: "I can teach you too if you would like."

"Do you even have to ask!? But first, how the hell did Riley learn how to perform levitation so fast?"

Twilight: " I transferred it to him as i'm going to for you now sit down and relax" I do as s

he asked and sit in the middle of the room. Soon  my vision is filled with a purple aura. What I felt next can only be described as someone squeezing a small book into your brain. But just as soon as the pain came it was gone.

"could have told me it was going to hurt." I mutter.

Twilight: " sorry, I guess I should have given you a warning. Well try some magic!" I decided what the hell and tried to figure out to perform magic. Almost by instinct I aimed my hand at my knives at the other end of the room. My hands become encased in a dark red aura as do the knives. Just as they get encased in the aura they float off the counter. I got a awesome idea.

"hey Riley." I say getting his attention. I swing my hand toward the wall and the blades fly with extreme speed and get buried in the wall almost up the the hilts, in the same wall that Riley was right next to witch made him jump back and glare at me.

"guess what?" He looks at me quizzically.

"I'm a MOTHER FUCKING JEDI!"  Twilight and Fluttershy stare at us confused as me and Riley fal over laughing our asses off.