T E A R S

by The Lonely Romanian

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Adventure, Tragedy, Random, Crossover, Sad
Length: 3646

A crazy Cross over made by a damn Romanian warning this Fan fic you`re going to read is 100% combination from what i saw from my life so bare with me with this crazy ride

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-12 17:04:38 UTC

Tears: A red Eye

Warning This Story is complete crazy and 100% crossover of what i have seen with my life  So bare with me in this crazy Story

Oh and yes this have Sonic Character

It was a Dark Jail that a Red Hedgehog named "Vlad" was sitting in there smoking Then a Strange Fox that was psychologist open the door and getting inside of the jail then he Light out a Candle and started to ask Vlad about his "past"

"So your name is Vlad right" asked the psychologist "Yes that's me" Vlad said "what do you want this time?!" he asked mad

"I heard so many of you and everyone keeps saying that you`re crazy that you have been lying that you have been in a pony world....is that true?" psychologist asked and was ready to take notes "Yes....it happen when i was chasing my Enemy Sebastian That black fox with his 4 tails and his crazy smile i Chased him all the was til we reached a bridge that was close cause of some car accident after we reach the middle of the bridge a strange portal opened up and sucked me and Sebastian in it from there the whole story Begins"

Chapter 1: A Red Eye

It was Night in Ponyville and Vlad soon woke up and find himself surrounded by ponies that was looking at him scared and courios  and everypony was asking "what is that thing?" "Well Then this something that you dont see everyday" Vlad said in his confused mind Then Luna appears and uses her Magic on him bounding him hands and legs with a magic chain that it cant be breakable "WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" Vlad shouted "Stand Back my Subjects let me deal with this monster" Luna said as she Invoked some dark knights and start to grab him but then Vlad: started to counter her knights even tied up by Lunas Magic "What is he doing?! heh keep trying you cant break tho-" Luna Stopped talking when she saw Vlad grabbing one of her knights horn and he broke his horn as with the magic ropes from Luna " WHAT?! Ho-how is that even possible?!" Luna Screamed as she saw whats happen Then Vlad Started to punch and fight with her Knights Vlad slowly start to move faster in his fight and long as he moving eveypony was seeing some animal spirits that come from his back "What in the hell ?!" Luna said as Everypony was even more scared as Vlad beaten up Her Knights and Fast he moved to Luna and Grabbed her Neck pulling her up and forcing her to look in his eye "Who are you and what are you doing in MOBIUS?!" Vlad asked "M-mobius never heard of that!"  Luna Said with huge fear "Maybe a few punches will?" Vlad said when he was about to hit her then he gets hit by Twilights Magic "LEAVE HER ALONE!!!" she shouted Vlad sees the Mane 6 that about to attack him "Who do you think you are?!" Rainbow Dash yelled "Someone that will give you a break" he said then he pulled up his shooting in the skies where the it start to 'Rain' Bullets hurting the mane 6 easily "Leave them ALONE or...or my Sister will give you a lesson!" Luna yelled but Vlad was not surprised "Oh Really? then where is your sister of yours?" He Asked making Luna being in Fear even more "Ill Never Tell you!!!" She yelled "Then This will help" he grabs her horn and ready to rip it off "You----you dont have the guts!!!" she said with huge fear "See that Knight ? it will Happen the shame thing to you!" he said as he starts to force her horn "Ah-AHHHH FINE FINE ILL OBEY!!! JUST LEAVE MY HORN!!!* she screamed as she started to cry "Sit on my *Sobs* my back and i`ll *sobs* fly you there" she crying deep "See is not that Bad" he let her go of her neck and he sits on her back that she took him to Canterlot "ugh...What was that?!" Twilight asked with her pain from Vlad rain bullets "Spike! take a note fast we must warn Princess Celestia!"

Meanwhile in the Skies

"So who are you or what are you after all?!" Luna asked "The Name Vlad the Hedgehog never seen one?" he said "No..only Ponies...in all Equestria" Luna said "Equestria?! mmmm or am i in another planet or its Sebastians hand here" Vlad said as he was looking to the lands "Sebastian?" she asked "My greatest nemesis a F\*\*\*ing 4 Black Tailed Fox always laughing and smiling hes a psychopath and extremely dangerous" Vlad said with some fear "So what happens before all this?" she asked "I was chasing him until we got stuck in a bridge and a portal opened and sucked us in" he said "Oh then youre not in your mo--mo--bi" Luna trying to say a word "Mobius?" Vlad asked "Yes! if that portal suck your both then your not on Mobius anymore" she said as Vlad realize that he was stuck in a pony world "Aw dang it oh by the way im sorry for that threading and ripping your horn" he said as Luna was mad "So you where not about to rip off my horn?" Luna Asked "I Dont do that to people but you forced me the issue" Vlad Said "People? there is no humans in this world as i know only ponies" she said "Then how should i say?!" Vlad Asked mad "Everypony nopony etc etc it just have to end with pony that's all....That we Are Canterlot my Hone..." Luna said as she Lands to the Doors from the palace "Weird..." Luna saying as shes felling something wrong "Whats wrong?" Vlad asked "There should be some guards here" Luna said as she Opens the door and sees Celestia on her throne "Sister we have a....special guess...." she Said as Both Luna and Vlad walking to her " Come Closer my Sister..." Celestia said calmly "Is that your sister ?" Vlad asked "Yes..." Luna said "pff you look more beautiful then her" vlad said with a small smile "R-really?!" Luna said with a cute blush "Yes..." he said as she stopped and was looking suspiciously at Celestia "AWAY FROM MY SISTER!!!!" Celestia screamed as she used her Magic to pull Luna away from him and 30 ponies knights appears surrounding him and jumps to Vlad using their Magic "SISTER NOOO!!!" Luna Screamed as the knights reached him but Vlad counter them throwing them everywhere as she walked forward to the Sisters "BACK" Celestia screamed as she used a deadly magic on him but it dint effect him "Wa-whaT IN THE WORLD?!" Celestia was about to use a more powerful deadly Magic but she was Stopped by Luna "Luna hes not our enemy!!!"  Luna said as she was holding Celestia with her Magic "Its all a misunderstanding" Vlad said "B-but the note said you where threating my Subjects! my Student! MY SISTER!" Celestia said with huge anger "Well your Sister and subject forced the issues" he said "Yeah that kinda true" Luna said "ugh fine...but the damage you did you must solve it yourself Red monster" Celestia said "that wont be problem...." Vlad said "hmm...but i still dont get HOW you counter my Knights and how come that you dint die!?" Celestia asked "Many tried to kill me and used their Magic on me but they all failed" Vlad said "Yeah even my magic dint worked on him but why?" Luna said as she was near her sister and was looking at Vlad "Ill ....ill explain later...but now the only problem is no 3 problems that is" vlad said "And what are those?" Celestia Asked "1 how i am gonna repair the damage i did to your...."subject" cause theyll run away from me 2 if i got here then maybe my Nemesis Sebastian is your Pony world too and 3 when ill get Sebastian how im gonna go back to my world Mobius" Vlad Ashed leaving to the sister thinking that is a serious problem "Ill help you with my subject to understand that was an understanding and ill see for about the sending you back home but with your nemesis youll have to deal with him yourself" Celestia said "Believe me im dealing with him all the time..." he said "Good now you can rest here...if you want" Celestia said "Ill just go and smoke..." Vlad said as he goes to the balcony of the Palace and he light up a cigarette and started to smoke "hmm strange person Luna" Celestia said as she goes to her bedroom and Luna Goes next near to him "Whats with the smoking youre doing?" Luna Asked "Its something to chill me out....so whats between you and your Sister...?" Vlad asked as he finished his cigarette and lights up another one "My sister is the Princess of the Sun im princess of the moon" Luna said "Figures...." Vlad said "Hows your world home?" Luna asked "Not so peacefully as in your world its all ways Sebastian and that damn Human Eggman not too mention me trying to kill Sonic even if hes a good guy" he said" w-Why what he did that he that you want to kill him" she asked "he...he did something oh yes....he took something something from ME!" he said as he stings his cigarette in eye that was covered by his hair but Luna could not see his eye as Luna with fear decide to leave him alone "i swear Sonic ill kill you even if its the last thing Ill DO!!!" Vlad screams to the skies

Next Day in Ponyville

Vlad was walking with Celestia as everyone got scared to death when they saw him "HES BACK HES BACK!!! AND HAS PRINCESS CELESTIA HOSTAGE!!!" some random pony screamed as the mane 6 comes out with the Elements of Harmony "YOURE NOT GETTING AWAY THIS TIME!!!" Twilight said as the mane 6 was about to unleash their magic on him "TWILIGHT SPARKLE STOP IT RIGHT NOW" Celestia said but it was too late as the rainbow hits Vlad but it dint affected him "H-how?!" Twilight said as Celestia took all the Elements from them "Princess Celestia What are you doing we must stop him!" Rainbow Dash said "This Red Hedgehog is NOT our enemy!" Celestia said "Hes not?!" all 6 said as Everypony calmed down and walked close slowly "It was all a misunderstanding Last night!" Vlad said "O really!?" Rainbow Dash said as she flied closer to Vlads face "Then why you thread Princess Luna and hurt me and my friends" Rainbow Dash said as she was looking in his eye but slowly felling fear "I dont usual do that to every.....pony... BUT YOU FORCED THE ISSUES" Vlad screamed as he made Rainbow Dash to flip on her back "Hell be in Ponyville for a while Until ill find a way to send him Back home so-" Celestia said as being interrupted by Vlad "But if you see a....Black looking fox like my kind always Smiling and laughing Come and tell me ill deal with him myself" Vlad warned them "OOO a fox that is always Happy?!" Pinkie Pie said as she was jumping "uh...Yeah Happy in a bad way but still-" Vlad Said but Pinkie "ROGER ILL MAKE SURE I`LL FIND HIM! .....whats his name?" Pinkie asked "Sebastian..." Vlad Answer "OKIE DOKIE LOOKIE" Pinkie said as everypony walked away minding their own business

Some Hours Passed

Vlad was in front of Twilights House as he was holding a map of Ponyville "Ponyville ill have to keep my time busy while the Celestia pony will find a way to send me back let see.....I hope i can help these Ponies who makes cake and sweets God its been years since i tasted one ,After the Cake i`ll make a small visit to that woman Pony who makes Dresses ,mmmm i hope that Treehouse that in front of it has some good books...well that should keep me busy for the whole day!" Vlad Asked as he When to his first place from the map "uhhh...Hello?  every...pony here" Vlad Asked  "HI!" Pinkie Pie said "oh you again..." Vlad said "Yeah me! what are you doing here!?!?! huh huh huh HUH!?" Pinkie said like she eat too much sugar "Well i said i could help around here" Vlad said "OH REALLY ?! then take this vacuum cleaner and clean up my room its being a real hard party last night before you came so go up NOW" Pinkie said as she gave Vlad a vacuum cleaner and she walked away to sell sweets as Vlad gone up strains and started to clean up "That's some crazy sugar here" Vlad said as he started to clean up

{Jail Psychologist and Vlad talking}

"Soo whats crazy about this world you have been i see its totally normal..." psychologist said "Well that's the thing some hours passed and i cleaned up the room but some Crazy ponies dentist came in and started to destroy the place as they wanted to built a dentist place and they wanted the her house but i notice they started to vomit when they saw some sugar candies and i think they were allergic so i decide to use the sugar from my vacuum cleaner and 'shoot' in their faces to drive them away" Vlad Said as he finished his cigarette

{Back to the Story}

"HEEEELP!!!" Pinkie Screamed "Keep screaming no one will help you" Crazy dentist said "ugh candies..." Another dentist said as he vomit on them "dont worry it will gone when well take this place" The Dentist Boss said as hes got shot with sugar "WHAT THE?!" the Dentist Boss screamed "GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE!!!" Vlad screamed as he started to shoot candies and sugar on them "ugh ahh not the Candy AHH ITS BURNS" Every dentist started to scream and run out "WELL BE BA-" The Dentist Boss got interrupted as his hat flied away "if you come beck here ill make sure ill put a hole in your face NOW F\*\*\* OFF!!!" Vlad said as he blew his gun and the Dentist run off fast "oh Great look at this mess" Vlad said "no its ok..Thanks for driving off those Dentist they where trying to get this house for weeks you can keep that vacuum cleaner as a Token for helping" Pinkie Said "Can i just have some Free Cake?" Vlad asked "ill make some Cake later ok" Pinkie said as she pushed Vlad out and closed the door "Great...not lets try to help that Pony with the Dresses BY not making any damage..." He Said as Vlad gone to Raritys House "Hello? anyone here? " Vlad Asked " Yes yes im here just let me-WOAHAHA" Rarity said as she turns around and saw Vlads shirt "OH SWEET CELESTIA BOY WHAT HAPPEN TO THAT MAGNIFICENT CLOTHE !?" Rarity Asked "Oh my shirt...well i got in a fight with some dentist bu-" He got interrupted by Rarity "Take it off and let me clean it!" She said "you dont have to plus-" He got interrupted by Rarity again" NOW cause youre suck looking and im sorry for that incident from that night but youre a Special guess in our world and please" Rarity said "fine..." Vlad said and he took his shirt off and Rarity got scared a bit when he saw him its a lot of scars on his back "oh my...what happen to you?" She asked as she felt sorry for him "they tried to execute me but they failed.." he said "oh...i..understand" Rarity said as she started to clean up his Shirt "So any problems you got?" he Asked "oh i have one my cat its been missing for day if you find ill make sure youre payed handsomely" Rarity said "Do you have some Cat nip?" Vlad Asked "Catnip? what is that?" Rarity Asked confused "its...a plant that make the cat dizzy and felling good" he said "OHH you mean this" she said as she create with her magic a spray of cat nip "Good...how goes your cat look like?" he asked "My Cat look like this but be warned it can rip your mean off" she warned him "Lucky i got my mean ripped off....10 times...." he said as he made Rarity shocked a bit and Vlad put his shirt off and he leaves "mmm now...where can a cute  little kitty and WHITE can be?....mmm" he said as he saw some random Kitties walking and playing around "this may take a while...." he said and he started to spray the kitties and checks every Kittie as hours passed he finally found the right one "Ahh...there you ar-" he tries to grab her but got clawed buy her "AHH why you..." said as he realize he got the catnip and he sprayed in her face making her dizzy and got Grabbed "And this little kitty has meowed home" He said as he saw some Flayers where mad at him thinking that they got replaced and they where armed really bad and ready to attack him as he ran alone "Oh great im not in a mood for killing and it has to be some trouble..." Vlad said and he been getting bullets from them and he ran off almost everywhere till he reached into a dead end as he looked back and covert the cat as the flayers started to shoot his Back for 5 minutes then they leaved "ugh..." Vlad stand felling his back like some huge spikes where in him as he gone to Raritys house "heres your cat...." He said "OH MY SWEET KITTY MOMMA MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!! oh as i promised your reward" she gave him a bag of jewels but he refused it "huh? why...?" she asked as Vlad leaved her house leaving blood on her floor "HUH?! ooooooh...." she saw the blood and fainted "now time to read some books...." he said as he gone to Twilights Library house "Hello? anyone here" he asked "OH!!! Hello Mister-" she got interrupted "Please no with misters and thing like that...im here to read some books" he said "like what?" she Asked "wolfs...mortal things..." he said "im afraid i dont have something like that...HEY WHAT WITH ALL THAT BLOOD?!" she screamed "what?! oh...great...." he said and he was looking at the ground "what happen to you....?" she asked " i got chase by some flayers and they been shooting me..." he said as he took off his shirt off "Oh let me fix that with my magic!" she said and she tried to heal with wounds but no effect "WHAT?!" she asked "Magic wont work on me...got any bandage ?" he asked "SPIKE!!!" she called him "YES!! AHH YOU!!!" Spike screamed "dont worry hes not our enemy get him some bandage" she said "Yes!" Spike said as he ran off to find some bandage and Twilight observed Vlads Body scars "wow...what happen to you with those scars" she asked "been through A lot" Vlad said as he got the bandage from Spike "ah Thanks" Vlad thanked Spike "no problem" spike said "Spike do we have some wolf Books" she asked "oh yes we have one he wanted it" Spike asked "yes" she said as spike gave him a book about wolfs "its a Problem if a read it out side?" Vlad Asked as he finished bandaging himself on his back "as long you wont destroy it ok" She said as Vlad gone out side and started reading the book "hes a weird guy..." Spike said "I know Spike but we must help him as much as we can" Twilight Said "Mmmm reading books while with some bandage on my back and nothing can go wrong" Vlad said then he saw some angry mares coming to him "uhhhh whats the problem?" Vlad Asked "WE HAD ENOUGH" Lyra said "WE WANT OUR PEACE BACK!!!" Bon Bon said "ONLY GUNSHOT WE HEAR SINCE YOU GOT HERE!!!" Rose said " wow wow wow wow if you mean those shot early THEY WERE NOT FROM ME!!" Vlad said "THEN FROM HIM!!!" all three mares said pointing at Sebastian "Oh f***..." Vlad said "Now now Vlad you dont have to swear like that aren't you happy to see the little old ME~!!! besides these ponies to be PERFECT for my Badgers saw  hehehehhahahahahahahaha!" Sebastian said as he was laughing  and was pulling a badger with huge claw and rabid and he was running to Bon Bon "NOOOOO!!!!" she screamed but Vlad interfered taking the claws and bites " UHG DONT YA STAND THERE RUN!!!" Vlad Screamed to the mares as they ran off "oh come on Vlad you always ruin my jokes!!! now pay!!" Sebastian said as he sticks his tail in his eye and kicks him hard making Vlad hitting the tree hard "wooh looks like im late ta ta!!" Sebastian said as he disappears leaving Vlad with a huge pain in his back "ahg.....that f\*\*\*ing fox...." Vlad said as he tried to get up "let me guess hes Sebastian..." Twilight said "y-yes....that damn fox...AHG!!!...it hurts...." Vlad said in pain " you should go to the hospital....go after Miranda Foster...shell help you...." she said as she was looking at him walking in pain

{Jail Psychologist and Vlad talking}

So you where wounded bad? The Psychologist said "yes...soo wounded that i think i lost my mind when i saw the unicorn" Vlad said "And what did you saw?" The Psychologist asked "ohh you really won`t believe me..." Vlad said

{Back to the Story}

Vlad just enters into the hospital "Can i help you?" and assistant asked "i`m looking for Miranda Foster.." Vlad asked...