"I don't even know how we even got to this point. How we even got together remains a mystery to me. But there is something about the grace of which she moves, the way of her wisdom and humbleness strikes something odd at me…

Dear Celestia, this sounds like the plot of one of those freaking trashy romance novels that Storm Surge is so fond of reading…. Does this mean my life…

Ugh… Well, it started out after I was pretty much forced into the decision to help find the ingredients to cure Soren's aliment…. Then somehow we manage to get lost in that damned place called the Everfree Forest…. I'll finish this later, Zecora is calling."

… Dare you read this story? A crack shipping pulled out after I saw a few pieces of art depicting Applecora, AppleFire shipping….

My madness is your insanity…. Approach at your own peril….
Good luck, for if you take this path, there is no return. You will not survive this encounter unscathed.