1 or 2 minute speed writing challenges

Acting in 'Star Wars' I felt like a raisin in a giant fruit SALAD, and I didn't even know who the cantaloupes were. Cantalopes? Cantalopes, like from that song? No wait that was "home on the range" and that was antalopes. But what about zebras? Don't they eat salad? Zecora has loads of flowers, maybe she puts them all into one gigantic mixing bowl and cooks them up into a huge brownie. And knowing the shit that growing on the floiors of the Everfree forest, there's bound to be every kind of high you could imagine coming out of that thing. High as a kite. Floating in the breeze. Can you imagine what would happen if a pegasus' wings stopped working in midair? I'm sure Rainbow must have had that happen at least once. Twice. Three times a lady. Yesh. But I can't recall the last time I heard that song to be honest. Honesty and lies, same difference. Just another day. Poom. Modsfksdfgsadgfnjisdsing. Random typing on the keyboard is fun, but I only have 5 seconds left. Jesus christ my fingers hurt. Somepony help me. Kfgdfg.