Queen Chrysalis - One Thousand Dominating Holes Of Glory! (A Sequel To Discords Handgina)

by apple short

Rating: mature
Tags: Sex, Big Macintosh, Random, Discord, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Spike, Cutie Mark Crusaders, Queen Chrysalis
Length: 7599

Discords Handgina Sequel featuring Big Mac and other ponies in situations tense and wonderful.

A sequel to Discords Handgina but more of a part two also. This time Chrysalis Invades Ponyville to destroy the towns feelings for each and everyone in it and Big Mac gets in a hardness contest with a rock and The Cutie Mark Crusaders also run around for their latest glory achievement. Also the princess is in a love quest of doom that is not mentioned very much. But it happened.

Published 2012-12-12 23:00:01 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-12 23:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1

“Your new hat makes your mane look like someone put an ugly hat on it!” Sweetie Bell reached out and pushed the giant fashion hat off of Roselucks head and the terrified pony ran away while crying and throwing her flowers in bloom into the vases of a few passing pots going through the town. Because she was a valiant beauty maker of scenery with constant overwhelming pressure inside of her deep and systematicly despondant heart of radiant good nurturing gut feelings of force. That causes her to become excited when she sticks flowers into the pots of other ponies without their knowing and then she gets totally and completely happy and makes love to herself when they come back and are strangely surprised that there pots have flowers and even on a bad day she still does this because her feelings of flower surprise can not be stopped.
“Sweetie Bell you suck at insults.” Said Scootles pointing at the unicorn and sticking her tongue out with a vibrant display of hah you suck! “You suck more and your scooter is stupid because you kind of fly if you ever used your small stupid feather arms!” Sweetie Bell felt her tongue explode in expunged anger and she critically damaged her voice with words that caused her lashes to become damp with infringing moments of the life damaging and friendship ruining tears that cannot be taken back so smoothly as unleashed.
“Yall shutuuuup!” Apple Bloom jumped into the air as she yelled and her bow flapped lapping passing moments of the breeze inside of its folds and secreting it between the strands of her strawberry mane. “Because neither of you know how to ponyhowdy accesorise like me.” Her voice rose to the highest point she could achieve! Then all three of them looked at their flanks and sighed so deeply it made all of town stare for a moment in the worst kind of good pity.
Suddenly Rarity appeared and she was pissed with a hat in her mouth! “Sweetie Bell fashion bring you and your friends over here this instant!” The Cute Crusaders skipped so frantically their tails went flying into the air to appear before the sister of Sweetie Bell. “Did you just tell Roseluck the customer I sold this sexy hat of gratyfing flower loveliness to that it was ugly and made her head like that of two turtles fashion failing!” Her spit zoomed in folded strands from between her jaws and she threw the hat down with emphatic feels in front of them. “Stare upon the fashion fail that you have critized so happily!” Rarity pointed at the hat and she swanned onto the dirt. Her arms lifted underneath her mane in anguish filled tension and she opened her mouth into a garbled cry of indigo tinged pain that rent the sky from blue to black. “You have fucked up the aura of my fashion pretentious pairings and ruined the good name of my creationing you stupid trio of everlearning fillies! Because.” She rubbed at her eyes to get dirt from the earth she screeched her breath into out of and then she snorted in a fashion way. “I have made this hat and chose it out for her and now you have accidently fucked it up!” She looked athem with a scathing face. “So what now little ponies that ruin good things of clothing suberbity with no reason! What now monsters that shred the fabric that is weaved by dreams and enjoyment! What do you do now to protect your claim of hat hate!” She rubbed her girl parts to calm herself and thought of Spike licking the neck of her and also of him licking the back of her ears with his long tongue and she orgasmed and became somewhat happy but still upset with the crusaders.
“But sis of my friend.” Said Apple Bloom in trembling legs of terrified passion. “We were only trying to get cute marks in being fashion judges and thought it did make her head look floppy huge.”
“Ya.” Said Scootles doing a Rainbow shrug to impersonate her hero and holding her hooves in front of her chest to pretend of the boob rings that Rainbow Dash put there with Pinkie. “We heard fashion judges get awesome cute marks and it is really easy you said!” whispered Sweetie Bellee doing a happy dance because she is one of bliss.
Rarity sat up on her but and pointed a hoof at them. “HAHAHAHAHA!” She laughed and stoo up picking the hat off the ground and magic poofing it to her house. “You poor little ponies cannot fashion judge.” She rubbed her boobs in better feeling and jumped in the air her body flagging the majestic pull of gravity with bounces of intensified gratification that caused her to bulge and sag about as she became to her hoof. “Because you must be a dude to be a fashion judge of things and you must be a unstallion.” She licked them all on the face and rubbed each of their manes.
“What is a unstallion?” The cutie mark Crusaders said rolling in the curiosity of misknowledge and furtive sylliquity.
“It is a dude that has had his weenie become exploded off of him for the sake of art and fashion fucking lol duh!” She said hushed because explaining things in a fashion way is hard to kids. “Now run along and get cute marks some way that does not beruin and tinifie my business of awesome trendy goodness with your sucky fashion sense and all around fail at being critics.” Then Rarity galloped to her house and grabbed a fashion blue parasprite dildo studded with diamonds and made love to herself and licked her mane and tail and put it in her girl parts. They ate the body of her from the inside till she orgasmed. “Fucking fashion yes!”
“Oh no!” Somberly proclaimed Scootloo with a sigh that caused them to all feel bad. “Because we are not dedicked dudes and it is impossibl and get a cutting and bettering offor us to get that way and so this cutie mark idea is shit!” She threw her scooter and it disappeared in the clouds leaving behind a shadow of a moment of desperate coursing vengeful malignant anger from Scootaloo the pony with blood.
“ya but if we make big mac the one who is a dude with a weenie. Then maybe we can get dedicking and unstallionhoodednish making cutie marks!” Apple Bloom spit forth the words in a flustered imitation of momentous pleasure.
“And since it is in relation to the making of famous fashion people.” Sweetie bell aand the rest of the crusade ran away from the anger of Opal and then came back to talking of things after taking an escape nap and continued when they woke up again refreshed. They all yawned.
“WE will probably get cute marks of shiny shears or a sparkle knife of special cuts or a fashion t shirt with sparkly crystals representing our legience to fashion endeavoring! . (since the unweenied are fashionabley epic)
They then ran off to go find cutable things and find Big Mac and remove his weenier.
Away was with BiMac and he was running through town when suddenly he saw a massive rock. “Eeyup this rock must be beaten by me or I will be thought of as a lose.” he thought noddedwhen he stood before it and it towered in gleaming laughter at him. (He is doing this because he went to the cloud nation of Rainbow Dash and saw Snowflake the buff pegasus Blow to pieces a rock using a shout of enthusiasm and two flexes.) “Rock I will defeat you using your own idea of power. Then he brought out his horsehood and placed it against the rock and it grew rock hard! “Face the hardest fucking tool in the world that can even outharden itself to be more than the powerful dauntings of a stone like you!” He smacked it with his thing and did a juggle dance and whacked it again with his huge weenie. “I will not be known as weaker in ponyville than the white pony from the sky!” His weenie boomed with the agreement that was his passionate goal.
Suddenly the rock laughed and it hardened more and became even more of a rock its bulges rippling with chilly persperation. “You cannot defeat me I am the cousin of Rocky of the insane party and I am huge like a house but of stone and not house shaped but more of a circle upside down U that is like a hill but not of grass but rock!” (He was really that big he was a giant rock in the middle of town and all the other rocks would dream of being like him and they would all get into the big kind of pebblegasms when they made love with him.) “try and outbegiant me dicked wonder!”
Big Mac snorted and flung his dick against the stone wit ha slap sound that caused the sky to shoot lightning orgasms at the sight of the two of them and the clouds started to rain and the grass wailed as the breeze sunk through it and his hair majestically flowed forth and it tickled but hardness never wavered at the flattery and fear of being seen in public naked and getting into a match of strength if he lost. And he came fulfillingly about five times in a row on the stone to laugh at its stupid taunt and he said. “I am still rock hard so you can just forget beating me!” He rubbed his massive dong with all four of his hooves and his tongue came out in elegy. “I will blow you up in due time when you see me out harden you.”
The cutie mark crusaders saw him and they stared in wonder.
“Your brother is super strong in the dick.” Said Scootles with a strange shiver. “Ya.” Said Sweetie Bell. “We will probably get the most fashionably epic cute marks for antistallioning him in the whole world of Aquestria!”
Apple Bloom nodded. “Indeed we will yall.” Then they all stared at Big Mac awhile and thought of good cute marks for being able to fashion him. Then Apple Bloom grabbed the long shears she had taken from Applejack for gardening the trees that spit hateful apples and it would cut off the bad parts so they could be rebels and freedom seekers no more. “Lets get it off.”
Sweet Bell and Scootaloo nodded and grabbing the fashion shears they had taken from Rarity and Spike fashion house they ran forward aiming at the dick of Big Mac with snips that bit into the moments around them shredding the fragile era they carried. And they screamd so their voices echoed like tumors of vats of equality. “We will get you off and become fashion heros!”
“I am the more chiseled.” Shouted the rock in desperate fear of sudden shattering because of the thwaks of Big Mac. “So fuck off already or I will use my cousin to make life for you suck in a way for a long day or two using his friend Pinkiemeanie to kill you or to have someone else do bad things to you like tickle you for a week!”
“Fuck yall I am beyond your controlling mind numbing try and make me go away powers!”
Suddenly Sweetie Bell burst out from behind the rock and brought the shears around the dick of Big Mac. “You will thank me future fashion king!” (because since his dick is big he will have a better career and probably the best one of all fashion put downers) And she squeezed the scissors to lop off his weiner and his eyes got so round that even the sun in its roundness was jealous and melted the blades so that his eyes became regular again and could not achieve perfect round knowing. And saving him from being a unstallion. (Then the sun was angry because Scooteloos flying scooter hit it and it cried to the pegasi raising it up and they threw the dumb toy to ponyville in sedating ways to appease it with agreeable shoves of indignant malcontent.)
“Rock buddie what the fuck I know you are upset at possible loss but making this pony who looks like one of the crusaders appear with your rock magic. And having it try to cut off my tool for continueing our battle is not cool.” He rubbed hard to get it super hard again since it had gone some soft at being threatened with exctinction.
“LameyBelle thats not how you cut a fucking dick!” Scootaloo suddenly burst out with a leap and swinging her scissors in a circle flung them at the huge red dick.
It did a jiggle of fear and circled around in a lazy dance of avoidance. “Rock what the fuck we are honest fighters in the family of me and this is not honest fighting because that is not Scootaloo but just your rock magic spell of mind controlling dick shrivling idea breaking throbbing hate!”
“Fuck you I dont cheat to beat little bitch stallions and.” It suddenly idea happened. “yeah it is my cousin who sent them I warned you and Pinkie mustve convinced the real ones two since they are not magic using her crazy ways that the dick of you is evil lol.” It laughed and then Apple Bloom came out from behind it.
“Big bro let us cut it off so you can become famous ok.” Then she pounced at her brother with a shotgun from the farm and shot it at him.
“Fucking nooooo!” He shouted running on his hind leg in a circle around the rock and smacking it with his dick between his front legs to keep it hard and to weaken the rock from its perch of aha I am better.
“Stay still and let us get cutie marks of unpony making!” Screamed the crusaders and Big Mac nearly feigned at the thought of losing his dick so amicably and upsettingly.
“You cannot win now!” Shouted rock cousin. “because the cutie mark crusaders are pliable and easily distracted with the word buttmark and the idea of getting one from you!”
“Well I have a secret that you cannot take and it will make me immediate e hard enough to kill you.” Said Big Mac. Then he thought about putting his Weenie in Applejack and it made him hard as he was when he started without immense possessive worry. He pretended that he stuck it in her but and hit her eyes with it and then licked her ears and bit her nose sucking her scent into him. “Applejack I love you!” He bellowed so hard that the world stopped being in a tremor.
Applejack who was in town say this and said. “Ponyhowdy big bro that is gross.” But she was secretly so happy because other than Willis who is the best at love she always wanted to sleep with her brother because he is so strong. “If in you want to come here I will help you and let you make love to get it out of your system that you have in your mind but only once yall.” She rubbed her but and stuck a hoof in her mouth and mouthgasmed and she sipped the cider.
Then the worst thing to crush her hopes happened and Big Mac remembered he had secret crushes on Berry Punch and started to say her name. “Oh yeah Berry Punch rub the thing in the back of my throat with your mouth!” He said all a lol.
“Fucking no yall that is stupid shit because she is a drunk fucking skunk bagging slut puppit and I am better than that and yall suck bro.” She then ran off with such splitting perspiration of valiant silence and infuming beriftment to go attack Berry Punch and make her say she hated Big Mac so that Applejack could make him have love with her. Trotting up to the middle of town she sighed. “Ponyhwody this is hard looking for her.” Sitting her head against the fountain of exploded train remembrance with water coming out of some of the exploding parts and the eyes of ponies running away in terror. (It was made when Spike and pRince Martin Willis tried to screw the female train workers on the job but then quit because dirt kept being flung in their eyes and they couldnt tell which train pulling ponies were chicks and didnt want to stick their weenies in a dude pony so they ran away to make love to easier screwable ponies like Fluttershy or Berry Punch Or Vinyl Scratch whose songs are made of loving times. The female train workers and even the male ones then got so upset because they wouldnt be loved by willis that they stopped and tried to destroy the train and have unachieving love in anger and the crying of the running passengers was because the train had kept all the ponies in the train from watching the king of portles and his best fucking friend from having togethering and the ponies all did not like that.)
Suddenly it was Berry Punch and she was running an undercover fruit that is cheaper than the Sweet Apple Acres stand. “What the fuck you slut is it not ponyhowdy enough for yall to steal my brothers hard love from me!” Applejack pulled out a fully automatic apple cannon and an apple pie bomb that spreads its spices with orgasm inducing taste that she learned how to do from Pinkie Pie. “Prepare to be fuckfested with the fruit of pleasure to the doom of yall!” Then having a thoughtgasm at what was going down she rubbed her girlparts against the gun to get it to fire. (it was love powered)
“What?” Berry Punch felt her heart begin to leave as the discovery of her sole source of pleasurable backstabbing at the society of extreme protectant of selling code had been exposed. “You do not think that I will be beaten so easy do you think?” She brought out with a hoof from her hair pantry of secret wines a bottle that was tinted black. “This is vodka that makes you orgasm so much your girlparts get drunk with love and you become a slut you slut so do not call me the slut when you will be the slut of the moment when I throw this slut juice at your slut face you slut!” tehn she poured out a cup and threw it at the open and unprotected gun loving Applejack.
The glass hit the head of Applejack and she cried out and orgasmed. “O hno its working yall.” She said biting her lip and rubbing her boobs and the gun with fury.
“No stupid that was just the glass and you are orgasming yourself with your stupid apple gun which is missing me because it is bouncing so much and pinkie sucks at bounce control on guns powered by love and you did not notice that and because I accidently drank all of the vodka because it is so fucking good and Im sorry because I meant to throw it at you to have you loosen up to a good time of real sex feelings not just sad wounds of wishful indebting emotion of raw passion but it did not work because I am addicted to its pleasure.” Then it hit her. “but it is in me so if I come lick you all over it will still work probably.”
“No yall stay back.” Applejack feared what would happen and she was not into girlponys only with Willis so she gulped. “Yall better not lick me you hear!” She aimed the cannon lower and fired so fast she orgasmed twice with speed at gun shooting. But it missed because Berry Punch ran like a drunk pony and then she jumped on Applejack and started licking her hair and her hooves and her nose and her mane and her knees and her girlparts. “You will orgasm with the juice and me!” She shouted haughtily and giggled at the jokeyness it made in her mind because she was drunk off of her feet.
Applejacks body hair on her mane and nose and girlparts and knee began to orgasm on its own (only in the parts that were licked by Berrys magic drink coated tongue) and it caused her to have a deep orgasm that lasted for an hour. “Ooh yall that is so bucking good!” She then began to kiss Berry on the mouth and tongue kiss her and to making the drunk pony blush and so did Berry Punch make it. “See I told you it makes you sexy free.” Said Berry having a mouthgasm with Applejack.
“Alright yall can have your fruit stand but only if you sell the apples I make because that is my job yall and in exchange I will let you teach me how to make this drink.” Berry nodded and they made more love while shoving alcohol up their buts to get super drunk and have wet butgasms. “O hyour tongue tastes like epic fruits!” said Applejack scraping it against her teeth to pull all the flavor away.
Granny Smith Watched them make love and nodded. (She had come to go convince Berry to not sell apples because she and found out with her ageless wisdom about things in town but decided to let Applejack try first.)
Suddenly Chrysalis and the army of holed ponies appeared! “We are attacking you Ponyville!” She said giggling in a jump. “Because we heard of willis and want to steal his love with Twilight.” (the changalings knew about his awesome love powers because they saw the train statue while Chrysalis was looking for a place to practice evil laughter and then she pretended to be a regular pony and made love to Pinkie Pie who told her. That his love for twilight was greater than that of the owl for being a helper of twilight and spike for being better than the owl.) “So prepare to fucking get your love eaten away! from you when we have orgasm parties of grouplisciousness” She laughed and all the ponies in town ran in a circle of fearful meh. Then the changelings fell down to the ground and started to turn into all the ponys in town and make rejecting but lovetaking love to everyone!
“Ugh just let us get our cute marks already you mean pony.” The cute mark crusaders ran behind a tree near big mac and the rock to sleep a nap and gain strength through their tired bodies of minute bomb tickedness.
Big Mac mouthed the word no and continued to dream of sex while whacking the rock. “No!” He said hitting it harder with his weenie. “I will break you and become better than Snowflake in my strength.”
Suddenly a changeling appeared and grinning with an evil way that caused flames of green to emit buckets of laughter from its eyes and melt the air it defied the world and became a rock to steal the love of Big Mac. (Because it saw Big Mac and the rock make love and thought he had a thing for rocks. Get it! lol:) “Come hit me also because I am that rock to.” It said trying to push against the other rock and encase it in a pod of goop so it would be unnoticed and the changeling would harvest love so good.
“Your magic will not fool me cousin of rocky rock!” Said big Mac. “I can smack both of your parts into rocky oblivinatiation!” then he went odd posing in front of the rocks saying “Eeyup.” And whacking them both with his hardened member while thinking of making love to Berry and he came for the eighth time that minute but still stayed hard to crack the rock with astonished oohaahs.
Nightmare Moon appeared in the town and seeing the changelings shouted. “DUDE THIS IS BAD I BETTER GO GET SOME MAGIC!” And she flew away to Canterlot to bribe her sister for powerful magic. (She was in Ponyville being the secret girlfriend for while Rarity is pissed at him of Spike. And Rarity is ok with it because he needs love but she will not give him her love because he needs to learn punishment also.)
When she got into the castle she ran to Celests thinking room and cried so hard that her tears formed crystal stars and embedded themselves in her hair. So they could be remembered at a later date of somber sadness for the pain they had etched into her at this moment.
“DUDE SIS I NEED YOUR BOOK OF PERIL MAGIC TO PROTECT EVERY PONY IN PONYVILLE FROM BEING ENCASED IN STRETCHY ORGASM GOO PODS!” She stopped flying and rubbed her six boobs and they flapped in sadness knowing that the changelings are goo makers from being turned on by deceiving ponies into thinking they are their lovers and then actually banging them as they cry because they learn they are not theyre lovers. “DUDE SIS COME HER NOW THIS IS FUCKING FOR REALS BAD NOT JUST A JOKE LIKE LAST TIME WHEN I CAME HERE TO MAKE YOU LEAVE AND LOOK STUPID WITHOUT YOUR CROWN BECAUSE YOU MADE FUN OF ME ONE TIME AWHILE AGO AND I NEED TO BORROW YOUR BOOK OF MAGIC AGAINST THOSE WHO ARE STUPID AND HATE LOVE YOU.”
She ran to her sisters alone time with Willis bed and when she got there her eyes drooped in sad engulfing seeing of something bad. She horror read the note on the bed. DUDE THIS IS HORRIBLE. She said a read.
(This is what the reading she did had to say to her mind when she scanned it through)
“Dearest mean sister student who I have not fucking forgiven yet. I have gone off with Willis and Twilight to quest for the magic whip of love questing that is somewhere in the dungeon. I can not remember where I put it since it was there only even back when I dropkicked you to the moon! I will be gone a long fucking while so my student I command you to be ruler for awhile and do the tough choices instead of me. But stay out of my library of special books cause that is mine and I will know if you went in there. Your sister queen the ruler of Aquestria.”
“DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I CAN NOT RULE WITHOUT THE MAGIC OF YOUR BOOK IN THIS SITUATION.” She whispered and cried falling on her back. “WE ARE ALL DOOMED BECAUSE YOU ARE A SELFISH WHORE!” then she remembered her secret weapon and with shaky hooves that nearly broke her concentrated enjoyment of tilled reperception. “BOOBS GO OUT AND GRAB MY SPECIAL SERVENTS DUDES!” she said so quiet it couldnt be heard by anyone but her boobs in the empty room.
Then her boobs began to stretch till her belly gulped them up and they flew to her mane. And she rubbed her but in an orgasm around her and pull six stars (they were her boobs) from her mane and turn them into Wendigos! “YES.” She said. “FACE THE SCARY AND RARE MAGIC OF NIGHTMARE MOON.” Then she got the wendigos to make love to her one to each boob (her boobs came back as boobs in her place. They were just grabbing wending stars from her hair because wendigos are pleasured by the site of grabbable boob lovegasms) in order to empower them as wild protectors of Ponyville and each of the six ones drank from a magic boob of her to be charged with pony sexiness.
All of the sudden Equestria remembering its sexfest with luna got jealous and rising its earth parts towards the princess. Changed its shape and caused earthquakes and tsunamis of worldgasm to attack the wendingos in the form of a big pony with the cutie mark of everything. And Nightmare Moon went universe size again.
“DUDE EQUESTRIA BE COOL I CAN LOVE YOU AS WELL.” Said Nightmare Moon and sticking canterlot into her girl parts had a threeway of massive world orgy and the earth became earth shaped once more for appeasability with the wendigos who grabbed ponyville between the six of them and had sex to it and the love juices shot out fro the world and caused all the ponies of the world to fuck again and start to become protected.
“Nightmare where the fuck are you you double crossing liar!” Spike snarled and his tongue flecked and cuased sparks at his jagged lips. He raised his black claws up and raged at the moments of time for rending him from defealtaie.
“Shut up you dumbfuck dragon I am trying to be the new queen and your whining is bitching the moment to nothingness!” Shouted Chrysalis.
“You are supposed to be banished dip shit so you fucking shut up!” Said Spike tearfully running to the forest of Everfree. “Fuck you I am the epic dragon of legends to be told. You fucking bitch who do you think you are telling to get lost in your conquest I dont even care for you or what you did until this. But your insult I will feed you with regret that will stain the corroded bodies of your fleshless pony people of spiteful neurology. You will be dominated and feel the cold reality of pissing me off you holed wonder I will become your downfalls plotter!”
Suddenly Discord appeared and he was bemused with forgetful hate when Spike was Everfreed around him. “Spike you fucking enemy of mine I hate you go away. You ruined my love hand beyond perfect repair!” He held up his handgina and the fingers of pony bodys drooped lifelessly but still part alive and they were rubbing themselves in sexy sadness.
“We have worse problems than our fued because Ponyville is being taken over by The changeling queen and she insulted me and I am going to fucking defeat her for that!” Spike spit on the ground and rubbed the ooze into the dirt. “Fucking that sky pony who flyingly defies the nature of holes all over thinks I am a bitch. Well I am not a bitch to be screwed like slut puppits and I will show her!”
“Yeah that does suck.” Discord rolled his eyes and patted Spike so their demeanor was repaired slightly with elegance of ok we are friends. “But you still kind of RUINED MY FUCKING HANDGINA OF DESTRUCTION SO FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING ASS THAT RUINS CHAOS I AM GLAD YOUR LIFE HAS BECOME FILLED WITH CHAOS AND SADNESS!” He sucked Spike into the handgina to orgasm him back to his regular dragon self. “Do not be such a wuss dragon.”
Spike wiped the ooze of chaotic love off him.“yeah well you are the king of chaos weird and if you can not win Ponyville and she does then that means you suck because she already has the mane six trapped. Except for Applejack who is to busy being a fruit pony lover and for Twilight who went with Celest and Willis to the dungeon and did not take me even though we are friends because I was going to be with rarity but she was mean to me because the cat was bad and so I went with Nightmare Moon but then the attack!” (this is why the Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie and Rarity are not in this story also to let you all know. Applejack escaped the changelings only but only because no changeling wanted to pretend to be her or Berry in their fruit turf fight because it got dangerous again when the alcohol was gone from their fighting.And they flung orgasmic fruit pies at each other and got splattered and sticky and edibly delicious with hateful self love of selfgasming. TO prove they each deserved Big Mac.)
“Celest is in jail?” Discord laughed and then screamed and rubbed his head. “What the fuck was that for!”
Spike Picked up the scooter of Scootaloo and sighed. “It was just this not me now grow some dragon balls and Celest is in jail for special pony love not because of her getting put there.” Discord yanked the scooter from him and angrily sucked it into his handgina and shot it out with a poof towards ponyville. “fine I will help you because I should be the one to win the pony world to enslavement but only if you promise to stop showing up here to breakdance and laugh and say “haha I am better than you at being a dragon Discord.”” “Whatever fucking lets go then.” Said Spike and using chaos jumping (By accessing the cross eyed portles of Discord that Willis made on him to defeat him for good) And they went to Ponyville and Discord summoned his abillion chaotic griffins from where he hides them!
“Listen guys you are to start fucking the changelings in all of their holes at once before they change and that is how you will be the ones to defeat them so easily because all those holes are actually for love because the changelthings are sexbeasts which is why they are powered through love!” Then the gryphons ran and started to do it loving the changelings and filling their body holes with gangbang explosions of love!
“Yes!” Screeched Discord with such empathy that his handgina twitched twice. “Feel the chaotic destructive love you stupid anti pony blank flank cheesers! be full of griffon love and hungerless about needing it to live. (He knew this was how to defeat them because Chrysalis told him was the secret to defeating a changeling easiest during an evil get together they had when she lost at him to strip poker but they were both already naked so secrets where supplied instead for a substitutable goodness.)
“We do not have enough for the queen and her favorite few and that is to mean we are fucking doomed!” Shouted spike pointing to Chrysalis who was nongriffinlovemade in the sky. He closed his eyes and knew that it was this moment when his emotion rained like thunder into his violent snarling claws of gnarled void tracks that the world he slougth on was doomed to be love harvestinged.
But thankfully at this time the world of Equestria and the Wendingos and Nightmare Moon had a groupgasm beyond any groupgasm ever except for the celebrating one when Willis beat Discord with the mane six!” The magic love juice began to spit from the clouds in orgasm rain and all of the ponys encased in the changelings orgasm chambers began to get free as the cages melted! (because the worlds orgasm rain is made of stronger stuff than dream sex of becaging.)
Spike smiled and shouted. “Discord gather all the ponys to me.” Discord did and Spike shouted. “Ponies go fuck the holes for life! Make this the greatest love in the history of Equestria and win the freedom of us again to be at our disposal when we want!” The ponys said ok and ranning forward again stuck all of each of the hooves horns and weenies into the holes of guarded change of special queen love to destroy them.
“Ya well Spike. You dumb dragon of minute size and mind. You fleshless pile of waste that I dispise with fleeing remorselessness. You pity that has not been granted because you are so pitiful! We still cannot get the queen because she has like a thousand holes and nopony is left so you are an ass to dream against exposing the truth of nonponies to ponys.
“Dude shut up.” Spike enraged and lifted his black claws of death with inductionable questionability that lifted his exotic frame to the eyes of the chaos fiend. “I have a back up plan whiel we figure things out in a way that will save us for sure I think possibly it should!” Then running to his fashion house he grabbed the Rarity used Parasprite fashion dildo to temporarily chain the queen with sex pleasure and orgasms and happy love momentarily.
“What is this fucking thing!” Screamed the queen in shock. “Who did this and tried to make me have love through all holes?”
Suddenly Spike and Discord ran away to go hide in the forest and charge the handgina with chaos they know of. That of the worst enemy ever made in all of ponydom and the worst most successful villain ever who actually did kind of actually did to take a town to and keep it for awhile in a powerstruggle way and time with the princesses of power Celest and Nightmare Moon. Ghost Sombra!
“Ghost Sombra give us chaos now we need it so do it or we will to be angered in a way that is not good!” said Spike after summoning him using a crystal throne piece he took from the diamond city of Cadence and The Brother OF Twilight.
Sombra laughed. “No.” he said and using his smoke body to attack them he stuck his body in their horns and eyes and ears and in the dangly part of their mouth and into their weenies and up their eyelids. It coursed through the horns of the chaos king and his eyes berift of joy commited to the fear of change allowed the smoke its own movement and let it curl about him with such pleasure that his smile crooked in its straightness knew that it was nothing but with his own allowance that it assembled sadistically with weakling power against him. Then Ghost Sombra Made them sexgasm with his stretching smoke of stuff. Then he used his other powers that are feared and made him so bad to be the worst villain ever.
Just when they were to die from the choking mist of love Discord yawned and ACCIDENTLY SUCKED UP GHOST SOMBRA COMPLETELY! “Yes now be my fuel quietly!” He said and the pegasis had no choice but to be it and did with a hurramph of being easy beaten. And his smoke became to the handgina for the fuel of it to be used when it was dictated and he became to create it as smoke pony fingered sex lovers of the handgina!
“Queen Chyrstalis prepare to be killed.” They said together. (Spike and Discord were back in town after having a victory dance and powersexing the handgina with a test of love.)
“No I will not die I will fuck your love away!” She shouted and running down away from the parasprite dildo trap that had befallen her in tantalizing horrific fear. (she stopped them by having outsex and lick and rubbing the buzzing parasprites making them full!) until she can impersonate twilight! “I wont have to go because Willis will be mine!” She then spread to the ground in a lovable body exploding squeakily in a volcano of passion on the earth and the indented wave of pleasure flew the dragon team of enemy friends back.
“Then so it will be and you will be ruined.” Said Discord. (who was in disguise because he wanted to still be badguy friends with her later) And discord and Willis (who is back from the princess and favorite students love session) fill her holes with their peepees and tongues and fungers and the handgina. And Prince Martin Willis said. “Open all of your cheese holes for to be loved by us.” and he waved the lovemaking power with Celests whip of love questing (that was in the dungeon and is enchanted with the “do whatever I say in a sexy way” spell from twilight.) and she opened all one thousand holes and onehundred griffons and themselves and spike kiss and rub their scales and holegasm!
“Oh yes!” She screeched and she became love fulfilled one billion times around at once! “Ok I will leave and since Willis made love to me it will be ok.”
Then all the changelings agree to leave the ponies alone for forever and flew away taking there green goo pods with them. And Chrysalis drops her four pods of capture onto the earth for Willis to open.
Just then the earth ooze of love opened them up and Twilight and Willis and Lessy open them up to realize it is the mane six!
“Those pods were disgusting tehe!” Said Pinkie happy and sad because she was freed but had been a slave.
“Yeah um it was shit um inside.” Said Fluttershy.
“Fashion bahumbug shitlickingdong!” Cried Rarity cause it had hurt her temperamentability the most because she was sensitive to things of not fancifility.
“It sucked whatever cool.” Said Rainbow Dash rubbing her nose ring and pony girlparts to come and they all squeezed each others girl parts and plots.
“Are you ok guys?” Said Willis sad that he could not protect them since he was away.
“We are fine now tehe!” Said Pinkie. “But while I was in there it was horrible beyond my dreams of horrible. No matter how hard I kicked the pod boohoolol it squeezed against me tehe and was haha all squishy and stretchy and it bounced me around in its disgusting pod of ploppable poppable stuff tehe ugh haha!” Fluttershy Rainbow Dash and Rarity nodded with agreement.
“EEYUP!” shouted big mac and hitting his dick one final time on the rock blew it up into a billion bits.
“We will never get an undickmakers cutie mark yall.” Said Apple Bloom defeated at seeing the rock explode.
“Yeah but at least he is happy how he is now he is happy that way.” Said Sweetie Bell watching him sad but with a smile as he did a dance while hugging his hugeness.
“Yep maybe we are not supposed to change him and let him be unfashion and get another Cute Mark.” Said Scootaloo then she frowned excellently. “My scooter is squishy with chaos.” She said frown buzzing it along the ground towards their new place to be.
“Yeah and I have been thinking about the cute mark of gelders yall and what if it is a weenie.” Apple Bloom frowned. “I dont want a weenie on my flank for the forever till I die.” And so they ran away to go to get a pirate cutie mark and try to create an apple tree pirate boat.
Big Mac fell down and took a deep breath. “I am the strongeswt pony in Equestria now for sure Eeyup.” He said. Suddenly he frowned and his lips triggered the fear of his thoughts against his fragile emotional moment. “Oh no my place refuses to go away eeyup. Even though I have won the fight and am the winner it will not go down!”
Just then Applejack and Berry Punch leapt on him and held him down for love. “Yall better thank us for helping you even though you are ponyhowdy undecided.” She said with drunken power and then her and Berry licked his eyelids and tail and then they began to kiss him on his ears and lick his legpits and they all orgasmed!
“Ponyhowdy that was awesome.” Said Applejack and then she fell asleep and so did Berry Punch because they had been fighting all day. And they sleepgasmed in each others arms and made sleep love.
BUT BIG MAC DID NOT GET DOWN EVEN FROM THE AWESOME MOMENTS OF PURIFIED LOVE HE HAD WITH HIS SISTER AND BERRY PUNCH!
“You must go screw a Timberwolf nowever or else your weenie will be up forever!” Zecora appeared and seeing big mac still stronger than the rock said. Then she waved her stick of mystic zebra power and vanished to back to where she was before she appeared. And so Big Mac ran into the Everfree and made love to the first timberwolf of the forest and in the causing of twigs that flew everywhere at the speed of their frantic flurry of misguided direction from secluded dreams of emphatic concrete destruction they both were fulfilled and his place became normal again.
“Take this and plant it in remembering our spree of smudge clearing love.” said the wolf in wolf barks holding a tree to Big Mac. And he planted all the tree at the edge of Sweet Apple Acres and every year it made with exemplary and sizable mechanics orgasmic zapapple fruit when it will to appear.
The End. Said the second dream page in the diary of weird things of Rarity and Applejack did a laugh at it. (She was playing snoop on those you love at Raritys fashion house again this time with Fluttershy to also be with her.)
“Yall Rarity next time I see you I should tell yall you need to ponyhowdy stop drinking so much cider before sleeping so you get better regular dreams.”
“Yes I agree um.” said Fluttershy who brought her bonsai apple trees to also play with Applejack. And then Fluttershy and Applejack went back to playing tini farmers and forest lovers with the blind bags of themselves. And Willis visited with his friend Spike for the day to catch up on real life issues of ponyville.