Gangplank has been called many things in his time; The Sea Scourge, Captain of the Dead Pool, Critplank, "Fucking OP orange eating bastard", but never has he thought the name Pony Dominator would be appropriate. Now, when the drunk goddess of Equestria brings about a chance for such an event, Gangplank must take upon him the duty every pirate must one day face; He must plunder all of their booty. In one respect or another...

Thanks goes out to Strays, Dzamie and The Equestrian Gentlecolt for their extensive help throughout the making of this particular piece of literary analysis into the human psyche and/or complete landpile of excessive monkey-do.