
Friendship Is Optimal: Caelum Est Conterrens
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman confronts what emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means. But can she truly understand - and more importantly, should she trust the artificial intelligence Celestia?
Set in the Optimalverse, a middle-aged woman enamored of 'Equestria Online' confronts what permanent emigration to Equestria - uploading to a virtual existence - really means... but can she even hope to truly understand such a thing - and more importantly, can she trust the artificial intelligence known as 'Celestia'?

55492 words: Estimated about 5 hours to read
12 Chapters:
- 1. Her Latest Toy 2012-12-14 13:13:45 UTC3658
- 2. Dinner Can Wait 2012-12-15 12:57:51 UTC5001
- 3. Learning To Gallop 2012-12-16 13:12:06 UTC4600
- 4. Hoof In Mouth 2012-12-17 07:23:50 UTC3796
- 5. Dying To Live 2012-12-18 10:03:40 UTC3736
- 6. Her Darkest Night 2012-12-19 13:06:03 UTC4961
- 7. Ich Bin Ein Berliner Pfannkuchen 2012-12-20 11:51:42 UTC4830
- 8. One Window, Many Views 2012-12-21 13:56:23 UTC6024
- 9. Mother And Me 2012-12-22 14:33:41 UTC4928
- 10. Her First Breath 2012-12-23 07:40:29 UTC3612
- 11. The Life Of Her Time 2012-12-24 07:03:32 UTC5960
- 12. Transequinism 2012-12-25 09:51:53 UTC4386