Dirt pony death factory.

by thevoice

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1035

Unicorn Ear rape's first collection of songs.

Unicorn ear rape's first collection of songs. Dirt Pony Death Factory.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-14 00:27:23 UTC

Fetch the rope (Ponified version of Vaginal Jesus's Fetch the rope)

You're not a pure Unicorn so you're gonna die

We'll hang you from a fucking tree twenty feet high

You're turning white with fear 'cause you've got no hope

You'll be swinging from the branches when we fetch the rope

Rope, rope, rope, rope, go and fetch the mother fucking rope

Rope, rope, rope, rope, we're gonna kill this fucking dirt pony so fetch the rope (3x)

Another dead dirt pony is no big thing

We will stand there and spit as we watch you swing

You're an ugly fucking horse, that's the reason why

You're a sub pony mongrel and you're gonna die

Rope, rope, rope, rope, go and fetch the mother fucking rope

Rope, rope, rope, rope, we're gonna kill this fucking abomination so fetch the god-dammed rope (3x)

Die you filthy abomination, die!

I hate ziggers (Parody of vaginal Jesus's I hate Niggers)

Ziggers, Ziggers, Ziggers,Ziggers I fucking hate all of these god dammed Ziggers. (2x)

I hate you for no reason except you're stripped,

I'm gonna kill you by poisoning your god dammed crack pipe,

You came from the ghetto, I wish you'd go back,

You're fucking inferior because you're fucking white and black.

Ziggers, Ziggers, Ziggers,Ziggers I fucking hate all of these god dammed Ziggers. (2x)

Die zigger die (Parody of Vaginal Jesus's Die Homie Die)

I think you're fucking ugly, I think you fucking smell,

You moved into my neighborhood and then it went to Hell,

Die Zigger, die. (2x)

You think you're fucking tough, you think you're fucking big,

But you're just another lousy fucking Zig,

Die Zigger, die (2x)

Always on the corner, selling fucking crack,

Cry racism when you're busted because you're white and black,

Die Zigger, die (2x)

You say you hate unicorns, but you want his mare,

Well I've got news for you Zigger- the ethnic cleansing is coming

Die Zigger, die (4x)

Fucking Ziggers.

Wrapped in chains (Pardy of Vaginal Jesus's song of the same name)

When I first saw you white and black ugly fucks

My father bought you at an auction for a hundred bits,

He's passed on, I own you now,

So shine my horseshoes and drag my plow,

Wrapped in chains, just a slave,

That's all you deserve, from birth to grave.

You're a slave because you're white and black

You run away, we'll drag you back,

Hey Ziggy, pick some corn,

Or you'll regret the day that you were born

Wrapped in chains, just a slave,

That's all you deserve, from birth to grave

Dirt Pony Hatin' me (Parody of Nigger hatin' me by Johnny Rebel)

I like sugar, and I like tea

But I don't like Dirt ponies...no siree!

There's two known things that'll make me puke

And that's a feathered fucker, and a dirt pony douche!

You know it...cause I show it

Like one of those talking roosters I crow it!

And the useless dirt pony posse.

Would sure like to get a-hold of dirt pony-hatin' me!

Roses are red, and violet's are blue

And dirt ponies are dumb, you know that's true

But they don't mind, cause what the heck!

You gotta be retarded to get a welfare check!

And I'm broke...no joke

I ain't got two bits for a coke!

And I gots a horn, you see

So Celestia won't help poor dirt pony-hatin' me.

Dirt Pony, Dirt Pony...where are you?

I's here in the mud-pile...watchin' you

Dirt Pony, Dirt Pony...come on out!

No! Cause I'm scared of the Unicorn's surroundin' my house

You know it!...cause I show it.

Stick your hornless head out and I'll blow it!

And the useless pony posse

Can't keep you away from little old dirt pony-hatin' me!

Hey! Celestia! What do you say?

When are we unicorns gonna have our day?

The dirt ponies's had there's such a long, long time

I'm a unicorn, and it's high time I had mine!

You know it...cause I show it!

Stick your hornless head out and I'll blow it!

And the useless dirt pony posse

Can't win if the unicorns stick with dirt pony-hatin' me!

Mandatory abortions for dirt ponies (Mandatory abortions for niggers by Vaginal Jesus parody)

Mandatory abortions for dirt ponies!(4x)

Show up to your house with steel-tipped horseshoes

Kick your ass right off the roof

Then shove a coat hanger into your cunt

And scrape out that fucking dirt pony runt

Mandatory abortions for dirt ponies (4x)

There's too many dirt ponies, we don't need any more

Stomp that inbred dirt pony fetus onto the floor

It's about time Celestia realized

You mother fucking primates should be sterilized

Mandatory abortions for dirt ponies (4X)

Load all you mother fuckers onto a flatbed truck

take you out back and hook you up

to the biggest noose you've ever seen

that's the punishment you inbreeds get for trying to breed

Mandatory abortions for dirt ponies (4X)

Dirt Pony Shooting Boogie (Parody of coon shootin' boogie by Johnny Rebel)

Well, let's shoot them dirt ponies, one by one.

Go to your closets and load your guns.

They're ruining our streets and they're ruining our towns.

It's so much fun to, mow those inbreeds  down.

The Stallions in the trucks are all ready to go,

Were killin' us some dirt ponies, don't ya know.

The Stallions in the truck are all ready to go,

Were killin' us some dirt ponies, don't ya know.

Well take out our bullets and load up our guns.

Point it at their hornless heads and have some fun.

Their big hornless heads and their ratty ole' hair,

It's easy to find them, cause they're everywhere.

Well they're fuckin' up our country and abusin' the system

use a sniper rifle so your sure no to miss 'em.

Shoot 'em up good and shoot 'em up dead.

Put a big fat noose around that hornless head.

Well we're smoking their farms and we're lynchin' their kids,

bury a knife into those inbred's ribs.

Well tell all your neighbors and tell all your friends,

It's dirt pony hunting season, once again.

(Spoken) All right now, here we go.

Look at that fucker run…