Authoral preface: Idle reader: Thou mayest believe me without any oath that I would create this story. It is the child of my brain, were the fairest, gayest, cleverest and the most perverted things ever to be imagined is born, and I`d rather fancy the idea that any work of fiction is not to lend judgement upon the author. By my faith, this work of fiction comes, not of any want of want for ability, but of to much indolence and too little knowledge of life.

It started as a Socratic exercise about how on earth Mister Cake could get his wife pregnant with twin foals of such unique origins, and I reached the conclusion that it was all a ruse of sorts to keep his story contained, and I now have an entire story outlined and I decided to publish it. Even If the content can bring to question ones sanity it must be published. IT MUST!