Prologue
1,000 years prior in Equestria...

Celestia plummeted to the ground, her body singed from the powerful goddesses attack. She groaned in pain and looked over to her little sister, Luna, who was in no better situation. "Lu-Lu? Are you alright?" She asked weakly. Luna sat up and waved a hoof.

"Tis nothing sister. Eris left not but a scratch. Which I can't say the same I will leave for her!" She growled, shooting back into the air, Celestia following quickly.

Eris teleported out of the way and cackled like a mad woman. "Oh, please! Even if you two manage to defeat me, my son is even more powerful than I! It is a fool hardy move to even think me defeatable anyway!" She spread her arms and six golden apples appeared around her. She launched them at the sun and moon goddess'.

The apples exploded, sending out molten chunks in every direction. Celestia felt her skin burn beneath her fur and charged her horn, protecting her little sister from the attack. Eris laughed again.

"Oh, Tia! Such the loving sister! Did you do the same for your soldiers before I slaughtered them!?" She laughed and whipped another apple at Celestia. This one didn't explode, however, and simply hit Celestia with the force of meteor. The apple weighed more than anything she'd ever felt, and she plummeted to the earth, the weighted apple threatening to crush her when she hit.

She heard a pop around her and was instantly on the ground, out of the way of the heavy apple. She looked to her side to see the son of Eris.

Discord!

"Mother! Stop the senseless violence! This isn't how chaos should reign!" He shouted. His mother crossed her arms and floated gently to the ground in front of her child, as Luna tended to her sister.

"Oh my, my! It seems Discord wants to be in command. What would you rather we do? Hmm? Slap there wrists and let them form another army?"

Discord shook his head. "I do not know, but killing is wrong! If we are to be in control, then we should have the admiration of our subjects, not fear!" He shouted. "I. Don't. KILL!"

Eris smashed him in the chest with a ball of dark magic. Discord flew across the scarred landscape, but slid out of it before he hit the ground. "The Princess' are powerless, and I'm a hairbreadth away from taking them out, once and for all! I will not let you and your weak ideals interfere!"

Discord wove his hands in loops, forming a large ball of pure, dark chaos. "Mother! You were never fit to rule, only destroy! This world will be mine, and you will be forgotten to the pages of history!" The ball grew to the size of a dragon the time Discord released it.

Eris tried desperately to teleport out of the way, but something was keeping her from using her magic. She looked to see her son, snapping in rhythm with her snaps which would have teleported her. He was holding her back from escaping. "Son! Don't! I am your mother! I command you!"

Discord sneered. "And I am your better! NOW YIELD TO THE HIGHER POWER OF CHAOS!"

Eris screamed as she was sucked into the ball of chaos, She swirled around the perimeter before finally being sucked into the center, where a large, black hole like object awaited her. The ball of chaos destabilized and collapsed in on itself, sending Eris into the nothing.

Hey, Chris! It's your brain! WAKE UP!

Hmph... I don't want to!

Hey, I said get up, because you got shit to do!

Ugh... fine! I'm up, I'm up!

I sat up and stretched. "Damn it, brain! Good dream!" I mumbled to myself. My name? Chris, well, that wasn't my real name. My parents named me Chronos, after the Greek god of time. They named me that, since they both studied Greek mythology and I arrived precisely when the doctors said I would.

I was a punctual person.

As for the odd name? I thought Chris would be a better name for the ladies, instead of saying, 'Hey baby. Names Chronos. Looking good'. Yeah, don't know how that would go over.

Anyway, yeah, I got up, got dress and sat down with a bowl of cereal and a cup of coffee. "So, let's see where I can apply to today." I said, lifting the newspaper to my face.

Nothing really caught my, seeing as how the economy sucked anyway. I had a job already, though, but I hated it. Working in a FedEx warehouse was good money, but it was grueling, tedious work. The reason I wanted out was because my doctor said I was doing irreparable damage to my muscles in my upper back and shoulders.

Needless to say, yeah, no thanks. I'll be taking my business elsewhere.

Well, there was nothing in the paper. Might as well just get set for another eight hours of moving boxes from place to place. I groaned and put my jacked on. "Another day, another dollar." I sang sarcastically, grabbing my keys and locking the door behind me.

Eris finally saw light in the dark void. She'd only been in there for a few minutes, but it felt like an eternity. She screamed again as the portal dumped her to a hard, tile floor.

"Ugh... my head." She groaned, rubbing it with a... "That should have been a paw..." She looked down to see her appendages, even and unison. They were hands, attached to long slender arms, which were attached to a slender body. "Ugh, does everything have to be so... uniform?" She growled. She stood and looked at her surroundings. She was definitely in somepony's dwellings, that was fairly obvious, but so many things were so new and different to her.

She walked over to the sink and ran a hand over the smooth metal. "What in Equestria is this?" She turned the nob on the right side with a 'C' on it, and water began pouring out. She hadn't realized how thirsty she was until she saw the clear liquid. She quickly put her face under the faucet and drank greedily. The water was so cold, so fresh! It was delicious!

She pulled away with a gasp for air. "Oh, how wonderful!" She smiled. "Whoever owns this dwelling must be wealthy beyond measure." She snapped her fingers, but no magic flowed. "What?!" She tried to do even the simplest spell, but nothing happened. "Oh, come on!" She complained trying with all her might to compose a spell, any spell, but nothing.

She scoffed and began walking around the chambers she was in, smiling at all the commodities she'd never seen before. There was a large white box near the fountain which she opened. She was blasted by a stream of cold air, and saw a large assortment of foods from salads, meats, and drinks labeled, Coca-Cola. She grabbed one of those and flicked the tab on the top, jumping back when it let out a loud hiss. She sniffed it curiously, then took a swig.

Her eyes widened and she smiled. "Oh, by that wretched Celestia! That's delicious!" She giggled at the tingly feeling the drink left in her mouth, then chugged the rest of the brown liquid down. She let out a large burp, blushing as she threw the can behind her back, grabbing another as she explored the rest of the apartment.

She made her way to the bedroom, wrinkling her nose at the sight. "Ugh. Well, I can't say this ponies cleaning habits are standard. Where are their maids?" She walked over to the nightstand and plucked a picture up.

She looked at the man in picture curiously. She knew what humans were and she loathed them. They had been banished from Equestria when she was but a child. The human in the picture had a rough brown mane. He was wearing a long coat and had a perfect smile. He had his arms wrapped around a woman, who was smiling with as much glee as anyone of these creatures could muster. She looked down at herself and realized, with horror, what her son had did to her.

He'd turned her human, and banished her to their world.

"Discord, you snake!" She hissed. She sunk into the bed next to her and felt a tear roll down her cheek. She was alone, powerless, inside sompony's home in a strange land, and couldn't do a thing about it. She sunk into the comfortable mattress and just let it out, the first cry she had in over three thousand years. Her eyes soon closed without her knowledge, and she slept.

The workday was finally over as the sun set behind the buildings of downtown Detroit. I hopped into my girlfriends car and gave her a peck on the cheek. "Hey, babe. Whats going on?"

Liv smiled and set the car into the direction of my apartment. "Oh, you know. Same old, same old." She kissed me back and sped up. She was always a speed demon on the road, which scared me half to fucking death. I always tried to get her to drive safely, using the, 'if anything happens to you, I don't know what I'll do' plea. Never worked for a second. Olivia was a tough gal.

She screeched to a halt in front of my building and smiled. "So, am I still spending the week?" She winked. I smiled wickedly and kissed her hard on the lips.

"Come by tomorrow. I got everything set up for your stay." I gave her one last kiss and went inside. I ran up the stairs, excited to finally get some rest. I got to the door, C-12, and unlocked the door.

It was pitch black, seeing as how I only had a window in the kitchen, and one in the bedroom. Not very homey, but it gets the job done. I tuned on the lights and made my way for the fridge, only to nearly die on a soda can.

I hit the ground pretty hard, but it wasn't all too bad. I picked up the Cola can and frowned. Odd... I don't remember leaving this out.

I put it in the bag I hung on the chair to keep my recyclables in and grabbed a soda out of the fridge. "Hm. That's odd. Maybe it just fell out of the bag." I reasoned. Not the first time that happened. I plopped on the couch and turned on the TV. It was 9:04. Good, only missed a few minutes of Walking Dead.

Eris groggily opened her eyes upon hearing voices coming from the other room. She stretched her sore arms and slowly peaked out from the bed chambers. She could see the lanterns in the ceiling, shining so bright. She shielded her eyes and waled down the small hallway. She cautiously peered around the corner to see a man, the same one as in the picture. He was watching people in a small black box, who were talking and shooting at other people trying to eat them. It was kind of comforting to see a creature who enjoyed chaos like her. And he must have pretty powerful magic to watch something like this.

She gulped and put on a brave face. She'd have to play her cards right so as not to upset this powerful being. He could probably squash her like a bug. She cleared her throat, but he didn't hear. She rolled her eyes, stepped closer, and spoke.

"H-Hello?"

I jumped like a bat out of hell at the voice. I turned to see a small, slender woman standing in the threshold of my hallway. What struck me the most was the fact she was completely, utterly naked. I blushed and tried to look away, but I didn't want to break eye contact with this intruder. I got a good look at her features as I gawked.

She was very well proportioned, if you catch my meaning. Her breasts were very perky, and were made so even more by her arms nervously crossed underneath them. Her torso narrowed, then plumped out at her hips, which she had tilted. I brought my eyes back up to her face, which was cute as a button, which I couldn't help but think. Her hair was pure white, flowing into black when it reached past her neck. Her eyes were bright red, and yellow where it should have been white.

Yo! Brain to Chris? Are you going to say something to her?

What should I say?

How about you start by saying she's hot as shit! That's where I'd start out

Yeah, that's why you're not in control...

Oh, com on! I already sent the party invite to your dick! You can't make him sad.

I'll kill you for that later... Just what should I ask her?!

Oh you pussy! Alright, well, you can start off by asking why she's fucking here.

That could work...

Than fucking say it! She's just staring at you like your crazy!

I cleared my throat. "Um... Who are you and why are you in my house?" The woman stepped forward and smiled, going from scared as a mouse to confidant as a lioness on the hunt. It was a little unnerving to see her strut over the way she was.

"Oh, I just... dropped in. Tell me, what's your name?" " She asked, running her fingers across my neck. I shivered and stepped away from her clutches. "I'll start first, seeing as how this is your dwelling. My name is Eris, Goddess of chaos and discord!"

"Yeah," I said, raising my hands. "I know Greek mythology. I'm Chris, or, Chronos. Named after the God of time. So I still want an answer. Why are you in my house."

She rolled her red and yellow eyes and gestured to the couch. "May I?" I nodded and she sat, crossing her legs and lacing her fingers over her knee. An act both seductive and kind of intimidating. The illusion of power was shifting, so I had to keep it.

I sat in the armchair, put my elbows on my knees and placed my hands together. She gave a wicked grin and leaned back, flashing her... undercarriage, causing me to blush. The grin she got after she noticed my discomfort made me shiver. "So, you want to know how I got here, Chronos? Fine, I'll tell you. I was in a great battle with the Princess' of the sun and the moon. My son betrayed me, saying a murderer wasn't fit for rule over Equestria. He banished me here."

I just looked at her, trying to see the littlest hint of crazy in that button face of hers. Nothing. All truth. I burst out into laughter and shook my head. "How many drugs are you on, lady? And how the fuck did you get in here?! I got three different locks on the door, and the windows are-" I ran into my room, checked the window and it was indeed locked, then ran back into the living room, sat down and continued where I left off. "still locked! You couldn't have just magically appeared into my home!"

She smiled again. "Oh, so you don't believe in magic, huh?" I shook my head and her grin turned vicious. She lunged at me, wrapping her legs around my waist and her hands on my throat.

Now, she was a cute girl, but if someones attacking me, man or woman, I won't hesitate to defend myself. I used my forearms to pry her hands out from around my neck. I spun her around, prying her legs off my waist and pinned her to the couch. "Do you know who I am?!" She shouted madly. "I am Eris!"

I rolled my eyes. "Yeah, Eris? Now you know you don't fuck with Chronos!" I shouted. She began to sob as I reached for the phone and called the police.

"911, what's your emergency?" A woman asked. Eris struggled again and I put my knee on her delicate back. I sighed and eased up a bit. She may have been crazy, but she was still a small woman.

"Yeah. Some woman broke into my house and attacked me. I got her subdued." I said. The woman made and 'mhm' and clicked her tongue.

"Alright, we'll send a car out to your place right away. Would you like to stay on the line?" She asked.

I shook my head. "Nah. I need all the hands I can get. She's a fighter. Just get someone over here." I hung up and turned Eris' head towards me.

"If I let you go, will you calm the fuck down?" I asked. She grunted, then locked her eyes with mine. There was a flash of regret, then nothing. She nodded and I slowly got up. She sat up and rubbed her back. "Sorry... if I hurt you." I muttered.

She frowned and looked me over. "You're an odd, odd human, Chronos... But you're more than that. I can feel it..." She said, walking back over to me. I didn't want to back up or show fear, because the last time I did that, she jumped at the chance to attack.

No, I stood my ground and let her approach me. She ran a hand down my cheek and smiled. "Perhaps we can help each other out..."

I scoffed. "Why? So I can let my guard down and you can jump me again? Yeah, no thanks." I grabbed her by the arm and led her back to my room. I grabbed a shirt and a pair of sweats. "Here. A gift so you don't get a public indecency added to the charges..."

She looked over the garbs like they were tentacle monsters. "What, you've never seen clothes before?" I asked. She shrugged.

"I've never had to wear clothes." She rolled her eyes and threw the clothes back at me. "Keep them."

I shook my head. "Oh, no. I don't want you walking out of here naked. People are going to get the wrong idea." She looked away, a faint blush on her face. "Do you... not know how to put on clothes."

She slowly shook her head. It seemed that admitting a weakness hurt her ego, and hurt it bad. I smiled a little then held the pants low. "Lift your right leg."

She complied and I guided the small, slender appendage inside. Her leg was so soft, so feminine. I had to stifle a quivering breath and keep in control. I was in a happy relationship with Liv. "Just remember Liv, just remember Liv, just remember-"

"You like touching me like that, don't you?" She asked with a tinge of lust in her voice.

"Fuck!"

"I have a girlfriend, and sorry, you aren't really my type." I told her with a fake smile as I finished with the sweats and put the shirt over her.

She pouted a little. "Oh, whats the matter? Can't handle a mare with a little fire?" She bit her lip and winked at me, making me choke on the air I breath.

Dude! The level of horny is at critical level!

Fuck! Shut it down! Shut it all down!

I can't! Critical boner imminent! Dude, we can't hold it back! We can't resist! Let me at her, let me at her!

Jesus! Get a hold of yourself, brain! We're dating Olivia! We can't-

At that moment, Eris lidded her eyes and sauntered forward, wrapping her arms around my neck and kissing me. She licked my lips and smiled. "Hmm. Chronos, you're very, very strong... I can tell you're going to be a great asset to me."

FUCK, FUCK, FUCK! ERROR! ERROR! KISS HER BACK, DO IT! GET. IN. THOSE. PANTS!

I shook my head at the knock on my door. "Chris? It's the police? You in there?"

I coughed. "Yeah, I'll be right there!" I called out. I looked at Eris, who stared at me curiously. "Hm. So, I... decided I'm not to press charges since..." I coughed awkwardly and she kissed my cheek.

"I'll be back after I have some fun..." She sauntered past me and into the living room as the cops opened the door. "Hello, boys. Looking for me?"

I followed after her and the cops gave me a curious look. I shrugged and followed them out. They put her in the back of the car, as I talked to the other officer. "Look, I don't want to press charges. Just... see if she's okay. She might be on something."

The cop took out a notepad. "Alright. Did she tell you anything?"

I nodded. "Yeah. She told me her name was Eris." I cast a look at the police car and she was just staring at me from out the window. I gave her a reassuring smile and felt really guilty about calling the police now. She said she just... fell in here. Her son? Maybe she just was high.

The officer nodded. "Alright. We'll take her to the station, give her an exam. We'll take good care of her." I gave one last look over and sighed.

"Can I go with you?" I asked. I felt really guilty about Eris for some reason. I had to do something to make it right, even if she didn't think anything was wrong. The officer cocked a brow and looked over to the woman in the car, then back to me.

"Alright." He relented. "You'll have to sit in the back with her. And you can help with the report. Come on."

I nodded and slid in next to Eris as the cops talked outside for a moment. Eris smiled and raised a brow. "Any reason you're coming? I know what it means to be imprisoned. I'm sure I'll be able to escape before my execution." She looked out the window opposite me.

I just raised a brow curiously. "Oookay. That's not how our justice system works for a simple break in. You're just going to be talked to about it, and then you're coming back here so we can talk officially."

She flashed a grin. "Really? Why do you want me to come back? I thought you couldn't trust me." She said with mock hurt. I smiled and reclined in the seat.

"You've officially got me interested in who you are. So, when we get back, you tell me everything, got it?" I asked in a hard tone to get the emphasis. She smiled and looked back out the window.

"Yes... That's perfect..."

Author's Note

Yo, mah hoes! It's Stephie! ^3^ Have fun with my first story. I got this idea from the Eris picture I saw on tumbler (Which is the cover pic) and was like, "Hmm... How can I write a sexy story involving Eris? Duh! Use my boys account! And when he comes back? Hehe, something more for him to update! XD Lol! Alright, enjoy, bronies!