Ch. 3: The story of us

"FUCK! Liv?! Just listen to me and- HOLY FUCK PUT THE KNIFE DOWN!" I screamed, running into the living room. Eris was sitting on the chair with her legs crossed, watching the scene with a smile on her face. She was enjoying this way too much!

Way. Too. Much!

"I'm going to fucking kill you, then that little whore!" Liv screamed. I ducked as she threw the knife my way and booked it into the kitchen and threw it back in the drawer, ducking as she tried to beam me with a can of Cola.

"Let me explain! Please!" I pleaded. She growled and jumped on me, ripping at my hair and trying to gouge my eyes out with her nails. "GAH! SHE'S IN MY EYES!" I cried in pain.

Eris rolled her eyes and walked over to the both of the imbeciles fighting in the kitchen. She tapped Liv on the shoulder and crossed her arms. "Are you done trying to kill Chronos? I'd prefer him alive." She deadpanned, a little frustrated.

Liv jumped off my back and faced Eris. I rubbed my eyes, which came back with blood and watched the epic standoff. Liv scowled and lunged at Eris, who simply ducked and stood between me and my estranged, soon to be ex, girlfriend.

"Come here you whore!" Liv screamed, lunging at Eris again. But, Eris wouldn't simply avoid it. She simply straight punched Liv in the nose. I watched her wobble then fall flat on her back, out cold. I gawked for the billionth time today as Eris surprised me... for the billionth time today.

Dude! I fucking love this woman!

...bah....wah...

Earth to Chris? Snap out of it! Sure, Liv was your girlfriend, and I say was seeing as how she tried to gouge your eyes out! By the way, how are they feeling?

Like they got stabbed by a crazy bitches nails...

You'll be fine. Now, say something to the goddess who save your life!

I stood and faced down Eris, who kicked Liv once more for good measure. "Psychotic wench. If you wish to fight, then learn how to do so!" She goaded. Liv only groaned weekly in response. Eris rolled her eyes and turned to me, a smile on her face.

"That was fun. I haven't had chaos this tasty in so long. Are you alright?" She asked, looking back at me. I smiled and shrugged, wiping the blood out of my eyes.

"Yeah. Bitch got me pretty good though." I chuckled, wincing at the pain. Eris giggled and handed me one of her golden apples.

"You earned it, Chronos. Eat." She winked, walking back into the living room. I shrugged and bit into the apple. My eyes widened a split second after that.

Holy apetits! This is the greatest thing to enter our mouth!

I know! Should we savor it?!

HA! Fuck that shit! Ten seconds?

Halfway there!

I took the final bite and let out a contempt burp. But something was different when I finished it. I brought my hands to wipe my eyes, but there was no more blood, and they didn't hurt like a bitch! "Did... the apple do that?"

"Yes, the apple did that! Now, come sit with me. I wish to talk to you." She said, seeming to read my thoughts. "Okay... did she just-"

"Yes, I did. Now come!" She said. I saw her arm in the air and her finger wagging me over. I obeyed like a hopeless puppy. I was frightened, intrigued, and attracted to Eris all at the same time. I sat by her side and she smiled.

"You, Chronos, are going to help me get home, and get revenge on the Princess' and my son." Her smile turned devious and my fear rose.

"Um... How? I'm just a nobody. How can I do a thing to get you home?" I asked curiously. Eris smiled and snapped her fingers. A glass of chocolate milk appeared in her hand. She drank... the glass. I mentally rolled my eyes as she finished and threw the chocolate away.

Only to have it fucking explode in the goddamn kitchen!

I looked back quickly to see a plum of smoke and chocolate everywhere. Liv was fine, but covered in the goopy mess. I chuckled and turned back to Eris who seemed to react the same as me at the circumstances. Our chuckling turned to giggling, then full blown laughter.

We fell into each other, eyes running with tears of mirth at the scene in the kitchen. Was I angry that I'd have to clean that up? Kind of, but it didn't matter. I had an awesome new friend to share that with. She sighed and looked at me with a slight toothy grin. I smiled back.

We both had the same idea and leaned in, sharing a deep kiss. Not one of the ones she forced on me those few times, but a genuine, full hearted kiss that made me feel... warm and whole.

Told you. I fucking tolled you you liked her!

Shut up brain and just enjoy this...

I just got news from the south. He wants in too!

Let's take it one thing at a time, brain. I want to move slow. She might want to as well.

Oh? then why is her top off?

What are you- Holy shit! Her top is off!

Go get her, tiger!

Eris let the Greek dress fall off her chest, exposing her bare bosoms to me. They were just so... Perfect! Everything about her was perfect! Her eyes, her smile, her personality, her body! She was a goddess, who magically appeared in my home, tried to kill me, then won me almost twenty grand, beat up my girlfriend, and was now presenting herself to me. My eyes were wide as she just laid back, watching me.

"You know, Chronos, this is the part where you do the same." She said with a hint of anticipation. I should just say no for now, get to know her better, and move from there. No need to rush into this after five hours of knowing her. God, has it really only been five hours? I swear I could have known her my entire life!

Even as I was having reservations, I felt my hands moving my shirt off. "Great... Brain, I was trying to say no!"

Bro, just do it! Just do it ya wimp!

Eris ran a single finger in between my pecs, then down the bumpy abs. (Living in the tough city of Detroit, you need to work out to fend off the dangers. I was in shape and damn proud of it. and so was she) She flicked her finger off my chest and smiled.

"Strong. Just the way I remember..." She began running her hands across my shoulders, then placed them to each side of my chest. "Why are you living with these pitiful creatures, Chronos?" She asked astonished.

She kept calling me Chronos like I actually was Chronos. Like she knew me... It was weird, but intoxicating to hear it. She was crazy, but sexy, amazing and... hnggg! I need it now!

You know, you should never put your dick in crazy...

I think they mean crazy, like, first date they want to marry you crazy.

...Good point. She seems like a one night stand kind of girl anyways.

Or... a casual sex partner?

Haha! Now your getting it! Dude, show that milf the best time of her life!

Planning on it.

Eris grabbed my hands slowly, placing them on her firm chest. We both inhaled sharply as my hands made contact with the mounds. "Hmmm..." She cooed. "This is wonderful."

I smiled and tackled her into the soft couch. I had my eyes shut tight as I smashed my lips into hers. Isn't it funny? Five hours ago I was talking to Liv about staying for the week, I meet Eris, she beats Liv up, and now were going from first base, second base, third base-

Eris suddenly grabbed my crotch and stroked it, chuckling at the gasp it got from me.

HOME!

She slowly undid the zipper and slid her hand inside the hole. I could feel her hand snake its way through my boxers with expert precision until-

"Bingo..." She whispered, yanking it out back through the hole, making me grunt in discomfort. "Chronos, make this like old times... I want you to feel my body again!

Okay, that was enough to warrant some answers. I leaned back and ceased all actions. Eris just stared at me, a little frustrated, but curious why I stopped. "Alright, Eris. Why are you talking to me like we've known each other prior to this?"

Eris smiled and shook her head. "You really don't remember, do you?" She asked quietly. I shook my head and she held my hand, giving it a squeeze. "Your Gods, the Greek Gods, are real entities. You are actually the Chronos."

I gave no reaction, I couldn't! My mind was just a blur at that moment. I just tilted my head and Eris continued. "It's been so, so long, I know... If you'll let me, I'll tell you what happened. How you... happened to be here."

I nodded. Damn straight I wanted answers! I remember my father told me once, 'Nothing is a coincidence. Everything happens for a reason'. Apparently-

Dude, stop thinking! The ladies trying to talk!

Oh, right. Sorry.

Eris scooted close to me and rested her head in the crook of my neck. A gesture I found to be comforting and all too right at the same time. She smiled and kissed my neck, making me sigh contently. She giggled a little.

"You know, you used to do that when we did this..." She said, making me smile.

"Tell me about what happened, Eris. I want to know everything." I said back. Eris smiled and held my hand. She cleared her throat and began her story.

(Mount Olympus)

It was now high noon, the time for all the gods to meet was nigh. Each one began filing in, one by one. Zeus sat on his throne, lighting bolt in one hand, and staff in the other. He waited for the amphitheater to fill with the rest of the gods, then looked upon the two seats that were empty.

Chronos and Eris.

Chronos, the God of time, his father before he was stripped of his title as Titan as a reprimand for his sins, and supposed creator of all. Zeus huffed. The man certainly didn't act the part. His lineage was brought up right, though. They were all in attendance to this important meeting. But, what of the two most troublesome?

Ever since the teenager Eris was aloud to join the halls of the Gods, she'd been nothing but a horrid influence on Chronos. The Draconquues had him wrapped around her little finger. The jealousy his wife was justified, but she could not go against the wishes of her husband. He was the God of time, and as such, had an important role to play in both Earth and the new world Equestria.

As Zeus thought of these things, the two rulers of that land, King Solaris and Queen Nyx, entered the hall. The clopping of their hooves echoing through the great space. He smiled to the guests, gesturing them by his side.

"Welcome to our hall, King and Queen of the sun and moon! Let us talk of history, friendship, and then we shall drink to new allies!" The hall cheered and the meeting went underway, two deities short...

Eris slithered her way out from under Chrono's sheets. Her hair, a disheveled mess, her fur in the same kind of situation. She was but a girl of seventeen, and already the prize of a god. She smiled a fanged smile at Chronos and kissed his cheek.

"That was everything I hoped it would be, my love. It seems Eros approves of this union?" Eris giggled, wrapping around Chronos's chest. He smiled and held her close.

"It appears so. My son was never fond of his mother." Chronos chuckled. Eris did as well and sat up, straddling his hips once more, her red, reptilian tail swishing anxiously.

"You know I am right, don't you? We should be the ones to rule this Equestria. It does not matter what the other Gods say. It is rightfully ours!"

Chronos wrapped his arms around Eris and pulled her down to his face and kissed her muzzle. "You are a smart, tactical and brutal young lady. I would be a fool to upset you." This got Eris to chuckle proudly. "But I would agree no matter who you are. I want this new world, and I want you to rule it by my side."

Eris let out a giddy smile and bounce up and down. Chronos smiled and wrapped himself around his lover. She wiggling her hips again, sending his member deep inside her. She purred in contempt and clawed at his muscular chest.

"So... OH!... How do you p-plan on... taking E-Equestria!?" She struggled with the sentence as Chronos plowed into her, fast and rough.

Chronos smiled. "Ah, patience my love. I am the God of time! You should know that things must come to fruition through it." He spoke wisely. Eris just smiled and wiggled her hips on his shaft, making him grunt.

"It's planned for the meeting today, isn't it? God of time or not, you've never been very patient. You were all over me the minute you saw me." She goaded, jabbing a talon into his chest. He kissed her and made love to her faster, stronger, harder, until they both climaxed, screaming to Apollo's sun.

Chronos let out deep, happy breaths. "Yes... You know me all too well, my love... When the meeting is about to end, we shall make our entrance."

Eris slowly climbed off his waist and kissed him passionately. "You will always be the love of my life, till the day I die, Chronos."

Zeus had finished addressing the hall of Gods of the new world beyond there own. Indeed, there were things Gods did not know about, and that they should welcome the newcomers to their hall with open arms. Everyone in the amphitheater unanimously agreed to it, much to the surprise, and happiness, of the king and queen of Equestria.

"So, it is with a happy heart that I declare this meeting officially-"

The doors to the hall of the Gods burst from their hinges, sending the guards who were outside tumbling in, their bodies sliced to ribbons. Everyone gasped as monsters, thought to have been banished to Tartarus, came pouring in, surrounding Zeus, the King and Queen, and the Gods.

Through the smoke that was once the front door, entered Chronos and Eris. Chronos was dressed in a white tunic with a bandoleer of daggers around his chest and waist. He wore a white Corinthian helmet with a large metal mohawk jutting from the top. On his wrists, he wore silver armlets with gold trimming. A pair of pure gold snakes adorned his upper arms, and one on his neck to go with it. His bronze shoulder pauldrons had a large cog sticking out of each one, symbolizing time. In his hands he carried a his trademark battle scythe, which dripped with the blood of the guards.

Eris wore no armor. She was the same as she always looked. Her fur was neatly made and her large, red and yellow eyes locked with Zeus' as she took a delicate bite out of her golden apple. She fluttered in on her bat and Pegasus wings, stroking Chronos' chest as she did. Zeus flashed a look to Chronos' spouse, who was fuming with rage.

"Ah, my son, Zeus! How was the meeting?" Chronos asked with glee. Eris fed him her apple, which he chewed loudly. Zeus scowled and spit on the floor.

"Chronos, my father. I should have never granted you leniency from Tartarus! I thought you had changed!" He bellowed, thunder echoing after his voice. Everything after that was silent for a few seconds. Eris giggled lightly, but it echoed through the still hall like the crack of a whip.

"Zeus, do you really expect us to just roll over while you let these creatures rule over that beautiful land? Don't you see what opportunity you're wasting?" She asked, biting her apple again.

Zeus furrowed his brow. "That's enough, Eris! The Equestrians laid claim to that land long before! It is theirs to control as they see fit! We will not interfere with their doings, but instead unite our worlds! Do you not see the benefits this could bring to Mount Olympus?!"

Chronos stepped forward, spinning his scythe. "I will no longer continue to be ruled over by my own son! Give me my powers back! Give me Equestria, or all you know will burn like the fires inside Tartarus!"

There were murmurs from the Gods and Goddesses in attendance. Did they really want to acknowledge Chronos' argument?

"SILENCE!" Zeus shouted. The room became still once again. Chronos flashed a glance at the King and Queen, who were glaring at him with as much hate as anyone could muster.

"Oh, don't look at me that way! It's nothing personal against you two. Your world is just so... fresh, and new!" He clapped his hands in excitement at the thought of it.

King Solaris stood in front of his wife and scowled. "You will not lay a hoof in our world, Chronos! You and Eris are insane to think you can just take it away from us!"

Chronos leaned against his scythe in sheer confidence. "Oh, I wouldn't say that. If you let us rule now, we'll let you live. And you can still control your subjects! We just... want to 'live' there. Is that to much to ask?"

Queen Nyx shot forward. "You lie through your teeth, Chronos! Steal your tongue, or I will steal it for you!" She hissed. Chronos got face to face with her and scowled.

"You're lucky we're in the hollowed halls of the Gods, otherwise your head would be an ornament for my chariot!" He growled. The two butted heads, but Zeus sent forth a lightning bolt between the two, separating them.

"If it is war you want, Chronos, it is war you shall get!" Zeus declared. The Gods and Goddesses in the room were in an uproar. Some cheered, some waved their arms disapprovingly.

"So!" Chronos roared. "Who is on mine and Eris' side? Who stands with us?!"

At first, no one. Until Ares, Eris' brother rose. "I shall stand with you, Sister!" He called out, descending to the center of the room with the two traitorous gods. No one else in the room answered, because no one else would join. Someone from outside the room, however, burst through, smiling and laughing. It was Hades, god of the underworld.

"Well, you already know I'm in. You need my armies of the underworld to even leave a scratch on these fools. Plus, it gets so boring being cooped up down there all day!" He brushed back the flames on his head and smiled at Zeus. "Hey there, little brother! It's been a while! Now why is that? Oh yeah, you stuck me in Tartarus, go figure." He shrugged.

Zeus placed a large hand over his face. "Hades. I can not believe you would stand with father after he devoured you..." He mumbled. Hades just laughed.

"Oh, yeah. Well, you know, he was different back then. You stuck him with me, and I couldn't just let your poor mistreatment of our dear, misunderstood father continue. That was until I was able to help him become a God once again.. Still waiting for you to fix my home up after he rampaged through it, though..."

Zeus shook his head. "You are an odd one, brother. But now you're an odd enemy. I want you four and your troops to leave my home! I am beginning to think killing you here will be a good idea. But, the laws of our forefathers demand this be a peaceful place. Be gone!" He shooed them all out, and they left. Eris flashed one more sly grin and threw an apple to the two Alicorn's.

They picked it up and read the inscription carved into the fruit. They couldn't read the odd language. "Zeus?" King Solaris asked. "What does this say?" He handed the apple to Zeus, who read the inscription.

Για δικαιότερο το παιδί σας

"It says, 'To your fairest child'." He handed him back the apple. Solaris looked to his wife, who was blushing profusely.

"Nyx? What does that mean? We have no children?" He said slowly. Nyx smiled slightly and turned to him.

"Well... We are going to... I'm pregnant." She said sheepishly. The hall was quiet, until Zeus let out a small snort, then another, then began laughing with a booming laugh.

"HAHA! Congratulations! We must celebrate!" He cheered. The rest of the hall did as well. They moved on from the sadness of before, and embraced their guests in celebration.

Eris wrapped her serpentine like body around Chronos and kissed his fuzzy cheek. "That, was quiet an entrance we made." She nuzzled his neck and he wrapped a hand around her cheek, kissing her. He then turned to Ares and shook his hand tightly.

"Glad to see you stand with us, Ares. The God of war himself will aid us well!" He chuckled. Ares did as well and whistled, calling fourth his chariot. Hades waved to the trio.

"Hey, that was fun humiliating my brother and all, but I got to get back to Tartarus and rally the troops. You all are welcome to stay there. No God is dumb enough to hit me, or my allies on my own turf. I'll fix us all some drinks. Adios!" He snapped his fingers and he and his demons disappeared in a flash of fire.

The Pegasi pulled up close, and the three entered and flew off towards Tartarus. "So, I don't expect this war to go unnoticed to the mortals below." Ares called out over the roar of the wind.

"Relax, brother. The mortals need not trouble themselves with the quarrels of the Gods. If they are foolish enough to do so, I will gladly remind them of why we are supreme beings!" Eris called back. Chronos smiled and held her claw in his hand.

"That is why I love you, Eris. You hold nothing back! You will make a great spouse!" Chronos cheered. Eris felt her heart flutter and her grin widen.

"Are you saying you wish me to become your bride?" She asked giddily. Chronos smiled and nodded, and was instantly tackled onto his back.

"Yesyesyesyes!" She cried, a tear rolling down her face. "Oh, you've just made me the happiest goddess around!" The two embraced as Ares smiled at them, driving them off towards the gates of the underworld.

Eris held my hand as she finished the rest of the story. "And, for over two thousand years, we fought against the Gods of Mount Olympus and the Ponies in Equestria. At the end of the war, you were captured and imprisoned. I escaped into Equestria to reek havoc there. Ares betrayed us and rejoined the Gods. The only reason you're here today is because Hades was able to help you tap into your power of time and send you away. You must have been reborn here." She concluded and looked into my eyes. Deep emotional pools of red and yellow stared at me, threatening to tear my heart out. I squeezed Eris' hand and hugged her.

"I believe every word you said, Eris. I'm sorry, but I just don't remember any of this. I'm... not a god, obviously, and I'm not all powerful. I can't believe this..." I muttered.

A moaning from the kitchen got our attention. We looked over to see Liv getting up, clutching her face in pain. She looked at me and Eris on the couch and growled. "Liv, listen. You're mad about what you saw, but-"

"Eat my clit, you fucker!" She spat.

I held up my hands and shrugged. "Fair enough." She looked to Eris and spit.

"Fucking whore. You want him, you can keep him! Have fun with my sloppy seconds!" She yelled, she was about to leave, when what Eris said ground her escape to a halt

"I believe you had my seconds, Olivia. Chronos was my lover long before you." She winked as Liv's eye twitched uncontrollably.

Dude... That was cold, calculating and just pure awesome.

Please apply cold water to burned area!

AYOH!

"Fuck you both! I'm out!" She slammed the door behind her, and I choked on my own tongue when she screamed, "Why the fuck am I covered in chocolate?!"

Eris fell into me, her head resting on my chest as we fell into the couch together. "Hmm, tell me Chronos. What's it like to make love in human form?"

I gave a wicked smile and hoisted up her silk wrappings, placing my hands on the laces of her bright red panties. "Let's go to the bedroom and I'll show you." I bit her ear lightly, making her gasp as her hips began grinding my very ready sexy zone.

I picked her up and carried her into the bedroom and placed her on the bed. As soon as she was on her back, she spread her legs wide. The look in her eyes was that of pure wanting, yearning for her Chronos to love her like he did so long ago. She bit the finger on her right hand, and started rubbing her slit with the pointer finger of her left hand.

"Don't keep me waiting, Chronos..." She moaned.

Dude, we finally 'bout to hit dat!

Let's make it memorable...

Agreed.

Author's Note

So, this chapter was a bitchie. I just thought, WWPD (What Would Pegasi Do) and since I'm staying at his house while he's gone, I found his stash of... strong liquors. Have you ever been drunk when you have writers block? It helps so, SO much. I came up with this crapola on a drunken binge, so if it isn't to your liking, blame Stephie's drunken side. ;) It was just SO hard to make a backstory, and I decided it'd be best to BS. Plus, there's Chronos and ChronUS. I ended up deciding to take the Chronus titan, and Chronos god, and combine them since they're both the gods of time. That's the good thing about Timelords. They can be whoever the fuck they want! Also, I wanted SO badly to make Hades like the Hades from Hercules! XD I JUST HAD TO OKAY?! ;D Well, I guess it'll work. So, next chapter will contain sex, so if you don't like sex between humans, then this isn't for you! XD hehe! Silly cloppers! (Don't worry, I do it too. :3) Can you blame me? They so cute! ^3^ So, anywho's, enjoy this random crap. It gets betterer as it goes on. See you next chaptar!
-Stephie