The Rainbow Brony meets the Rainbow Pony
The Rainbow Pony Meets TheRainbowBrony
The Rainbow Brony meets the Rainbow pony
As I left school that Friday, I was happy, and excited. Happy
because I was about to start a week long vacation from school. I was
excited because my mom had decided to let me stay at my grandfather's cabin
alone the whole time. As I walked out the front door of the school, I
popped in my ear buds, and hit play on my Ipod. Instantly the Rev began to
sing like a madman, filling my head with the head banging, ear shattering,
death metal I love so much. I jumped on my bike, and headed home. I made
good time getting home, mainly because I love to go fast. I remember
thinking If I was racing Rainbow Dash, and her tail was on fire I still
would've won.
When I got home my mom was there to meet me. She had a troubled look
on her face. "Is everything ok" I asked. "yes" she said cracking a smile.
"I'm just worried about you being away all week alone." "I'll be fine" I
told her reassuringly. "besides I'm bringing my cell phone. I'll just be
a phone call away" "ok" she said and gave me a hug. "here take this it's
the key to the cabin. I've packed you some bread. It's on the counter in
the kitchen. I know your grandfather usually keeps the place stocked with
food. If not call me, and i'll bring you up some tomorrow. One more
thing. If you're going to go, you should leave soon. It's supposed to
snow tonight, and I want to make sure you get there before it begins. "ok"
I said, as I gave her another hug. "thanks again for letting me go"
I ran upstairs to my room In the attic, and began to pack. I
started with the video games, and ended with my clothes. None of my
teachers gave me any assignments over the vacation, so I had a whole week
to just relax. I figured I'd start with an MLP marathon, followed by a
couple solid days of video games. If there was time i'd make a video, or
work on my fan fic. It would be nice to get away, and get some peace, and
quiet. I love my two younger brothers, but i'm long over due for a break.
I said my goodbyes, and headed for the cabin. It was only 5 miles north
from my regular home, but by bicycle that's a long trip.
The cabin has been in my family for over a hundred years. It's
convieniently located 5 miles from town, but deep in the woods, both at the
same time. The final mile was the toughest to cross becaure it was all
unbeaten, and overgrown with weeds, and brambles. I finally reached the
cabin, about an hour after I left. As I turned the key to the front door,
the first few flakes of snow began to fall. I decided to bring my bike
inside to keep it dry. The cabin was cold, and dark, but twenty minutes
later I had a fire going in the fire place. Next i fired up the generator.
As the overhead lights came on I finally began to relax. I was excited to
start my vacation, but was tired from my long day at school, and the trip
to the cabin. I threw another log on the fire, hopped on the couch, and
fell asleep.
Normally i'm a light sleeper, but this first night at the cabin I was
deep asleep. I was having a great dream. I dreamed I was at a Dutch Brony
meetup with all my friends, and family. Everyone was having fun. We were
playing games, and entering contests. There was Music, Art, Prizes, and
Food. Dutch bronies really know how to party. Right as they were about to
announce the winner of the writing competition, a huge crash woke me from
my dream. I jumped up startled, and forgot where I was for a second.
After a moment my head cleared, and I remembered where I was. I checked
the fire and there were a few glowing embers. I threw another log on, and
stoked it back into a roaring blaze. Once the fire was going again, I was
determined to find the source of the large crash that had awoken me.
Everything inside the cabin looked normal, so the noise must've come from
outside. I went to the window and looked out. It was still snowing.
There was alredy half a foot of snow on the ground.
I decided to go outside and explore around the cabin. I thought maybe
a tree had fallen, due to the weight of the snow. Everything around the
front of the cabin looked fine, so I went outback. As soon as I came
around the side of the cabin I knew the source of the crash right away.
Behind my family's cabin was an old shed that my grandfather used to store
tools, and various landscaping equipment The shed was probably as old as
the cabin or at least damn close. As I came into view of the shed, my
first thoughts were that someone had dropped a bomb on it. There was wood,
and debris everywhere. As I got closer to the epicenter of what was once a
shed, I noticed the shed was nowjust a pile of splintered wood. "FUCK" I
thought. "I know i'm somehow going to get blamed for this". It didn't
make sense to me. All the trees were standing. What could've crushed the
shed? It began to snow harder. The splintered brown wood was rapidly being
covered with a thin sheet of white frost.
The wind blew fiercley, As I was about to leave something underneath
the rubble caught my eye. It looked like a blue hoof of some sort. My
curiosity got the best of me, so I started sifting through the debris. The
final plank at the bottom of the pile was the heaviest; but when I lifted
It, I discovered the last thing I ever expected to see, an unconsious, half
frozen Rainbow Dash. "alright Glenn you've been out here too long" I
thought "I must be hallucinating" I knealt down for a closer look to my
surprise there was still a frozen pony there.
I gently scooped the unconsious pony up into my arms. Her heartbeat
seemed strong, but her body temperature was low. "I better get you inside"
I said to her. I carefully clomped through the snow cradling the pony in
my arms. When we got back to the cabin I gently laid her on the couch near
the fireplace. I draped a blanket around her body leaving only her face
exposed. As I was finishing getting the pony settled my phone rang
I walked over to my backpack and reached into the front pocket. I
pulled out my flip phone circa 2004. I snapped it open "hello" I said.
"Glenn It's your mother" I heard "the snowstorm is going to last a lot
longer than expected. How're things at the cabin? "err fine" I replied "
do you have enough food?" she asked. "oh yeah I forgot to check. Hang on
let me look" I walked over to the closet "hmm I see tomatoes, potatoes,
and onions. That's just in the closet. Let me check the pantry" "ok
good" she said "they're about to close the roads. I'm worried about you
being up there all alone." " I'm fine" I said " there's plenty of
firewood, and gas for the generator" I opened the door to the pantry, and
was surprised to find it empty. "actually the pantry is empty" I said to
no response. "hello" I said to no response again. I pulled the phone away
from my ear and discovered the battery was dead. I went over to my
backpack to get my charger, only to discover I had forgotten to pack it,
"just great" I thought " now i'm probably going to be in more trouble"
I stood there deep in thought for a moment, then heard a groggy voice
from the couch ask "where am I?" I ran over to the front of the couch, and
gazed down on the dazed pony. I could see her beautiful magenta eyes fill
with panic at the sight of me. "relax" I said "you're in my family's
cabin. You crashed into my shed. I found you outside, you were unconsious
and brought you in to get warm." I could see a lot of the fear drain out
of the ponies face. "But how did I get here to your cabin" she asked
again. "Actually I was hoping you could tell me that." I said " what's the
last thing you remember?" She thought for a minute than stated "well my
friends and I just used the Elements of Harmony to vanquish a changling
dragon. We were traveling home from applelucia and a big rainstorm broke
out. I flew up to clear the clouds , and I got struck by lightning. My
element began to glow, and the next thing I know I was really cold and
falling. now i'm here with you?" "makes sense to me" I said "except for
one thing. you're not real."
Rainbow Dash leaped off the couch and hovered two inches from my face.
"What do you mean I'm not real" she contested. "you're my favorite
character from my favorite tv show" I stammered. "I don't know what a tv
show is, but I assure you i'm real" she said confidently. She then began to
dash around the room at speeds I couldn't believe. "besides" she said "if
anypony here isn't real it's you" "hey what do you mean i'm not real?" I
asked slightly offended. "you're called a people right" she asked.
"close, a person " I corrected. "yeah you're in a book I got from
Twilight. It's called *Daring Doo meets the Humans of Holland"*
"What" I said laughing "ok for now let's just agree we're both real" "ok"
she said cheerily "so you said i'm your favorite character why?" "It's
because you're the coolest" I said with a smile. At that moment she came
barreling toward me with a huge toothy grin. She crashed into my chest
with enough force to nearly knock me over. She wrapped her hooves around
my neck and gave me a huge hug. "thanks" she said."i'm glad somepony
noticed how cool I am" "well it's true" I said In fact I think so hi
highly of you, that my screen name is The Rainbow Brony" I said "what's a
Brony?" she asked " it's a long story" I said "but i'm a fan" "awesome"
she crowed.
She looked out the window. "what's with all the snow? Did you guys
not do your Winter Wrap up yet? she asked curiously. "Actually here in
Holland we have a whole different philosophy on snow removal. It's a time
tested method, guaranteed to work every time. We let it melt" I said
proudly." "woooow" she said in awe "doesn't seem very proactive, but hey
it's your world." Her eyes lowered a little bit " I don't mean to be any
trouble, but do you have any food around here? I'm really hungry" "No
problem" I said. I went into the kitchen, and searched high, and low,
All I could find were more potatoes, tomatoes, and onions. I knew all
these foods are poisonous to horses, and I couldn't risk making her sick.
I had all but given up hope when it hit me. I went over to my bag, and
pulled out the loaf of bread my mother had packed. I broke off a big chunk
and gave it to Rainbow Dash. She took a huge bite. "yum" she said with her
mouth full. "This is great. What is it?" she asked, "sweet Holland
bread" i informed her. "sweet Holland bread" she asked "yup sweet Holland
bread" I told her again. "thanks it really hit the spot" she said giving
me another hug. "No problem" I said "here have the whole bag. "Radical"
she cheered.
She flew up into the air, then back over to the window. "Do you have
Windigos here in these woods? She asked. The question caught me off
guard. I did my best not to laugh. "No there aren't any windigos here" I
assured her. "just relax you're a guest in my family's cabin. Nothing bad
will happen to you while you're here. You're totally under my protection"
I said putting an arm around her. Her eyes lit up, and sparkled at me.
"you'd really protect me?" she asked. "that's the first time I ever heard
that. Usually I have to protect everypony.
The next Three days were three of the best days of my life. Rainbow
Dash and I quickly bonded into great friends. My favorite moments came
from her amazement at human technology. When I first turned on the TV her
jaw almost hit the floor. She was so fascinated with the colors and images
on the screen. She was so amazed, that I distinctly remember her asking if
I was a magic unicorn disguised as a human. I just laughed at her and
assured her that I was all man.
I tried to teach her l how to play video games with mixed results.
For a creature with hooves instead of hands, she was surprisingly good at
Guitar Hero. She said her secret was moving so fast that the controller
thought her hooves were in two places at once. Despite her success in
Guitar Hero she lacked the patience for a game like Minecraft. Like a
typical girl she sucked at first person shooter games. When it came to
sports games she beat me every time, even the first time we played.
I told her I was into Martial Arts; and She begged me to spar with
her. I pulled my punches at first, because I really didn't want to hurt
her, or even mess up her beautiful mane. After trying to land a few soft
jabs, and missing, I went at her full speed and still couldn't land a blow.
She was too fast. I eventually just tackled her ass onto the couch. I
knew she liked to take naps in the afternoon so each day shortly after
lunch we would curl up on the couch near the fire. we'd share a blanket,
and I'd tell her stories until she fell asleep. At night we would stay up
late doing whatever seemed fun at the time. every night ended with us
watching a movie. I almost always fell asleep before her.
By the end of the second day it had stopped snowing. The snowfall
total was a new high for the Neatherlands. The final number was over 5
feet. The roof constantly groaned under the weight of the snow. Outside a
bitter cold had set in, Temperatures fell to negative 2 degrees farenheit.
The wind howled fiercely without interuption. Snow drifts had already
blacked out all the windows of the cabin. We were basically prisoners, but
we were happy. I ate my vegetables, and Rainbow Dash ate her bread. We
still had plenty of firewood and gasoline, so we knew we would be warm, and
have electricity.
I found myself becoming really attatched to Rainbow Dash. She made
me happy in so many ways. I knew eventually she would have to go back to
Equestria. I would miss her greatly. She had Instantly become my best
friend. As awesome as those first 3 days were, little did we know the next
2 days would be the polar opposite.
"Rainbow Brony wake up" "Rainbow Brony wake up". That was all I
heard As I was being shaken awake. I opened my eyes, and saw Rainbow Dash
hovering above me. Her beautiful eyes were filled with concern. "I've been
trying to wake you for 15 minutes" she said concerned " I was worried you
froze to death" she said concerned. As I fully gained conciousness the
first thing I noticed was the temperature inside the cabin had dropped
drastically. "What happened to our fire" I asked with alarm. Rainbow Dash
landed on the floor, sat down, looked up at me, and began
"Well when I woke up this morning the fire was already out. i was
really cold so I decided to build another one. I got wood and starter
fluid, and lit it up. When I lit the fire all the smoke started filling up
the room, so I put it out and woke you up". The smell of smoke in the air
was nauseating. " can you fly up the chimney, and clear what ever is
blocking the smoke?" I asked her "No problem" she said. She zipped across
the room making a right angle as she ascended. She came back 10 seconds
later. "It's blocked with ice" she said glumly. " I tried to break through
but couldn't."what should we do?"
"not much we can do" I told her "we have to stay warm. in a couple
of days the roads will be open, and help can arrive. Right now all the
doors, and windows are frozen shut, and blocked with snow. Until then we're
stuck here. Let's get breakfast, then get under some blankets as soon as
possible." We walked into the kitchen area, and I started chopping my
vegetables.
Rainbow Dash flew over to me holding an empty bag. "oh no I ate
all of my Holland bread" she said sadly "can I have some of your
vegetables" she asked. "No i'm sorry they would be poisonous to you with
all the trouble we're already in, I can't risk you getting sick. Since
you're a guest in my cabin, if you can't eat I won't either" I said "oh no
I insist you eat" she urged. "Na I'm tired of that stuff anyway" I answered
Rainbow Dash and I spent the better part of the day side by side
on the couch buried under blankets. Due to the cold many of my electrical
appliances weren't functioning. We passed the time telling each other
stories. The smell of smoke still hung heavy in the air. By the end of
the first hour all the water bottles in the cabin were frozen except the
ones we kept at our sides.
I looked over at Rainbow Dash, and she still looked cold. I saw
ice crystals forming around her mouth while she breathed. "are you ok" I
asked her. "I'm fine" she said "just kinda cold" "hey Rainbow Brony do
you worry about freezing to death when we fall asleep?" "Nah" I said but I
could see she was still very frightened. I felt terrible. "ok Rainbow
Dash I have an idea. I read in a magazine, that if two people are trapped
somewhere in a snowstorm, without heat, that they should get naked, and
share a sleeping bag to share body heat. Now I don't know if this is
something that would appeal to you, and I hope I'm not offending," "can we
please?" she interrupted. "sure" Isaid with a wry smile.
We pushed two couches together to make some kind of part couch, part
bed hybrid. I spread out my 7 foot tall grandfathers sleeping bag, then I
put blankets on top. Rainbow Dash dove into the pile, then stuck her head
out, and looked at me, waiting for me to join her. I took off my shoes,
and socks. Next I took off my shirt. I shed the rest of my clothing in on
downward swoop. I climbed into the sleeping bag, piled the blankets up the
best I could, then zipped the bag closed.
I clicked on the first of two flashlights, as I stretched out
fully. The second immediatly after. I was laying on my back. Rainbow Dash
was laying on my chest. Her hooves were on my shulders. She was staring
down at me with her beautiful eyes, and a huge smile. "this was an awesome
idea" she said "I feel warmer already" "yeah me too" I agreed. I looked
deep into her eyes, and got lost for a second. "what are you looking at?"
she asked curiously "oh nothing" I replied "You have really nice eyes.
They're uh cool" when I said the word cool her eyes lit up. "Thanks" she
said. She began to wag her tail back, and forth. The hair in Rainbow
Dash's tail is very soft. I should know because it was flickering across
one of the most sensitive parts of my body. Since Rainbow Dash, and I
slept next to each other at night; I refrained from doing certain things
that I would do if i was otherwise alone.
Her soft tail began swishing again. To my horror it led to a chain
reaction that led to my immediate arousal. Her swishing tail stopped. She
looked back. She then quickly shot her head back around. I was so worried
about what she would say. Then the words came. "hey you lied to me" she
said accusingly. " I asked if you were a unicorn, and you you said no.
Well I can clearly see your horn" "eh my horn" I said in disbelief.
"yeah your horn" she said again. " I would never lie to you Rainbow Dash.
I reiterated. I promise you i'm not a unicorn, but I do have something
that's kinda like a horn." "ohhh" she said as she spun around for a closer
look.
I spread my legs. She took position between them, and stared at it. "
It's a lot bigger than twilight's horn." she said curiously. I smiled "
I'll take that as a compliment" I told her. "you should" she said
approvingly " in fact I think it's about 20% bigger, and cooler. Is it
magic?" I thought about reproduction in general, and how I have the seeds
to populate this planet for the next 1000 years. " yeah it's pretty
magical" I replied. "can it make me food?" she asked hopefully " I'm
really hungry. I've never felt so hungry before" she said " if not can I
please have some poison potatoes?" she pleaded
I felt terrible Rainbow Dash was my guest, and she was miserable. I
could hear her stomach growling. After weighing the moral pros and cons; I
went with my heart, and my heart said feed Rainbow Dash. " It can make you
food, but I don't know if you'll like it" I told her. Her ears perked up.
" I can eat anything right now" she said. "ok but i'll need your help" I
told her "all you have to do is suck on my horn long enough, and eventually
food will come out." "ok" she said
She put a cold hoove on my cock, and tilted it towards her lips, She
opened her mouth, and closed it around the tip of my dick. Her mouth was
warm, moist, and inviting. She slid her face about half way down my dick,
then came back up. The sensation was wonderful. "like that?" she asked.
"yeah" I told her. " it works better if you can fit my whole horn in your
mouth" I advised.
Rainbow Dash wrapped her lips around my dick again. Her strong pony
lips formed a tight seal around my engorged member. She slid her face all
the way down, accepting my entire unit. I put a hand on the back of her
head, and gently thrust my hips up. The feeling was pure pleasure. She
slid her face back up, then down again, each time not stopping until her
snout touched my stomach. I ran my fingers through her soft mane, and she
began to pick up speed. Faster, and Faster she went. I was in pure
exctasy. I could see from the look in her eyes, that she was enjoying this
almost as much as me. Faster, and Faster she went. Her lips pressed
harder, and the sensation grew even more intense.
No human girl could reach the speed Rainbow Dash was going. Her
mouth hungrily accepting my dick at speeds unfathomable. Her mane was a
swirl of flashing colors bobbing up and down. Still she went faster, and
faster. The pleasure was so intense i held my breath. Finally I couldn't
take it. Her warm moist mouth, with the lips of steel were too much. I
involuntarily thrust my hips forward, and shot one tremendous load into
Rainbow Dash's hungry mouth. She swallowed every drop. I laid there
gasping for breath, while Rainbow Dash sucked the last few drops of pony
food out of my rapidly softening dick. Then she licked it clean. "Are you
ok?" she asked "when the food came I felt your body shudder, did I hurt
you?" "no " I said taking a deep breath. "It felt amazingly good" "it
also taste amazingly good" she said "it's even better than Holland bread.
Can I have some more?" " not for at least 30 min" I said finally
collecting my breath. " I feel so much better" she said giving me a hug.
All at once her Element of Harmony began to glow. It was dim at
first, then grew to a blinding glare. Rainbow Dash gave me a huge hug,
Then I felt a strong tingling sensation sweep across my body. A few
seconds later we were lying in a grassy field, with a warn sun beating down
on us. "I'm home Rainbow Dash jubilently exclaimed.
Epilogue
It's been about a year since I came to equestria. I currently live near
Ponyville, in the woods near Fluttershy. I live in a tree, but Fuck it,
It's a nice tree. It makes twilight's tree look like the ghetto. I still
miss Holland, mostly for the bread, but also my friends, and family. Life
without video games is pretty lame, but most of my days are happy and
peaceful. The weather is great, The air quality is even better, and best of
all, all the sea ponies are extinct. Rainbow Dash introduced me to all her
friends, and we get along great. Rainbow Dash stops by my tree every day.
She's usually begging for her favorite treat. She calls it "Brony soup".
She pleads with me to let all her friends try it, but i always refuse. I
tell her what the Rainbow Brony's cooking is only for the Rainbow Pony
