"Greetings, my name is K, and I am here today to reveal to you the truth! A secret kept from us by Celestia, now returned! Hear my tale, and nay let it fall on deaf ears, for I speak of the true gods; The Ten Divines! Listen, as I tell the tales of the gods that have been kept from us for so very long, and join me, in my quest, to return them, and restore their power, as I spin tails untold for centuries! I shall restore The Hall of The Father to its former glory, and we shall embrace our true gods! As they, will show us the way! Join me now, listen close, for the tale begins... now!"