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/ / Chapter 1 / / Story: Flying Blind / / Posted by Neko ZERO / / ------------------------------ / /

"Ladies and gentlemen ! WONDERBOLTS!"

I aerobatics team of the speaker introduces the soft reverberation heard the show was going to start . Tonight it was the actual turnout . Almost all the seats are filled , and the ticket counter was a mile long line was . Flying from one pay check to earn the number eight is good for a celebrity , but alas the two pendulum swing , I'm confused crowd their leaves to clean up in the aftermath of the gain . It's totally fair ! I work my ass , making him less ! His name was all because of this poster .

Performance is not an issue. It is not even recognized in the arena is a fucking true! Here are a few workers , however, do not thank me celebrity . They are just like dust in the wind and shake workers , they are more and more flying in circles . The good thing is that they are right on the street Iona -so- cute male to pick up her place on the team . What is her name ? Rainbow ....... Rush ? Yes, Rainbow Dash. Little Miss celebrities themselves.

I had a hatred for the team , but still firm , I am natural and inevitable way to tease her . Team was fantastic mare is in the looks department . They are all tight side , had an amazing rack . In addition, the staff are just more beautiful in my eyes they say that makes fun of the worst . Every night , I hate myself for this , but all of them are pretty rainbow dash was a girl . She was not the only eye-catching rainbow mane about her . Her attitude , her eyes, and a "special move " earthquake boom-boom ? She captured the amazing thing was on my list .

"And our latest WONDERBOLT! Rainbow DASH Give a warm welcome !" Speakers boomed again . ! "Tonight she signed her MOVE PERFORM WATCH: SONIC RAINBOOM to"

Oh yeah, Sonic Rainboom. Not even that important to me was . I walked in the supply closet and grabbed a broom . The show is ending soon , and to reveal the true audience itself .

Slop. Slop ! The fan is also the slope ! It is going to throw in the garbage cans offer was not difficult ! Why leave it to me to clean up . I 've seen it . Cups, bowls , forks , money, condoms ( sometimes used ) , and even baby clothes . IClod cloudy in the stadium slowly cleanse my broom in my left ear continued to dubstep music was blasting . I could feel the slow build anger in me .

Why should I sit here and not been cleaned .... This SHIT! , I thought.

My idea is to personify themselves decided

"Why do not clean shit every week !"

I mean, my wings are piercing the sky , opens in anger . I threw down a broom in one of the seats failed .

" Way to go guys! I forgot something !" Common voice from heaven appeared faithful .

I'm only slightly march towards the entrance of the rainbow fly ball , looked up .

"She can not get in ," I observed aloud .

I rolled my eyes and trudged through the door .

"Come on! Opened there in my wallet !" The door and a voice shouted.

It is just that she has a quick kick to move him one . I walked her to her shoulders and locked the door to my backslaps insert the master key . Click it open , I open the heavy door to her moved.

" Here you go. " I muttered .

" Oh, thank you man !" She sprinted to the door , but she stopped mid- stride and turned to face me .

" Fast" W-Wait a second here, "she shouted at me again .

I shrugged and waited for the procession to the door again .

True to her words , ten seconds later she was back at my side .

" Hey, thanks guys! " She gasp .

"It's good." I'm tired mare replied.

"I have not seen you around here before . Negative if you do not know , I is Rainbow Dash! " She extended her hand was shaking .

I hold her hand , answered "leg sweep ."

" So you're lost, or you are trying to enter the women's locker room ?"

"I work here and I'm tall Well, if I want to ."

" The one ? What do you do? "

I gesture at the theater in the entire stadium . " The cleaning staff ," I shouted, false pride .

"O- oh . W- well .... you have a good day ?"

"Oh Oh, Little Miss fly for a living performer won approval in the cleaning ability , I , I'm flattered !"

She is now in her face , I mean sad look seemed stricken . I feel like a complete ass .

"Oh, I'm sorry , I just did . Contains all ... I just hate my job ." I have a mare .

Her grief is still not faded .

" I-I'm sorry , I just do not think that is all ," she pleaded ..... Her voice called ?

Coming from a mare like her brash , I think she would be proud to have a little more .

"It was , if I just went to work here , maybe I maybe , 'Hey , I hung out with Wonderbolts !" You can tell the world thought it would be found in it did I made a mistake , it's okay Rainbow Dash , but I 'm stuck cleaning for them , "I said, pouring vessel .

She is exactingly smile, looked at me with those violet eyes .

" Are you sure you want to stop you Wonderbolts ?" She whispered .

My eyes shot open in confusion . "What?"

"Oh , come on! Come walk with me and my friends !"

"B- but the stadium ..."

" I hope you will help to complete tomorrow or not an element of royalty !"

I took care of it real , but come on! Wonderbolts? I'm not missing ! "Yeah , let's go. "

"Cool ! Go get your car , we 'll head out !"

I display my wings for her , and laughed.

"Tea ? Cloudsdale from having fun !" In the air , I went to her , and she laughed at me again .

She striped or past " to try and keep !" She shouted.

Bar was a quaint little place . It's a small building , but it is full of all kinds of people could . Mare, stallion , and celebrities . Wonderbolts story itself is crowded around the counter .

She applauded me back to " seat to grab someone 's " Rainbow Dash said.

I have a small distance from the seat to go to the team , had to take the rainbow .

"What do you need ?" The bartender said.

"Nothing , my nerves really something ." I never leave my eye , said celebrity .

He 's a total drop of whiskey the way , I threw back without missing a bit . Burning sensation in my throat came down , I rolled my shoulders back .

Alcohol in my system , type " haha! Shit! Another !" I said.

Long Island in particular mare looked at me with her . I drink again threw four more shots , my previous was burned away by the fury of whiskey .

"Hey buddy! Can hold you a drink !" , Cried the day the mare .

She found the logo on my shirt comes up .

"You cause I'm captain , Wonderbolt, and I do not know you . ", Spitfire said to me .

Swallow my fifth shot , she saw

"No, I am your cleaner at your service . Leg sweep ! Now " , I said in a buzz .

I looked around the room , saw the rainbow sitting with some Gryphon women .

Gryphon I pointed and said, "Who is she ?"

I saw a Spitfire individual points , and adopted the look of disgust .

"Well, that is long , she 's probably going to kill you , do not talk to her a bad year ," she spits muttered the last part of the sentence .

"She 's not a fan ?"

"No, no one of us ."

" Why?"

"Because I 'm sure she hit the rainbow ."

"What? ! Are you sure ?"

"I can not be sure. " Spit in the chair next to me , and she looked in my eyes .

"Sometimes the shower , the rainbow has bruises all kinds of places , but if they do not know the long or recklessness of the rainbow in her novel , so she can still hit the practice , that is , it can cause easy , but ... " clothes pointed out that to live as a couple again .

Gilda was saying something intense rainbow , she was looking down at her hands . Longer holding her chin , her mouth and took the rainbow .

"... In other words, that this moment is the same ."

" I 've talked to you about it ?"

" Rainbow , yes, but she refused to do it off like nothing extended practice ."

" I think the real problem ."

"Yes, but why do you need to worry about , I imagine you would not like me ."

" Well, yes , but I still want to help . Planned it?"

"In fact , yes! " Love to buy clothes for me and began to whisper .

"So here you can be a part of the team . Transaction I will give you honor Wonderbolt, ' K- making . Areas? But legitimate competition to be seen , and we need to drink , you will win the day , she because we do not talk to try to help the rainbow . " said spitting in my ear .

I nodded to the plan , but decided to go for a real hole .

"Well, if I loose ?" I asked in a panic .

"I got all the plans , do not worry. "

She attacked her hooves and looked at me with a smirk .

"Oh, that is a challenge !" She exclaimed.

Rose to my feet , and laughed again .

"Yes! Game choice! "

Pointed out in the spit bar , the bartender came back with a beer and a large tray .

" All right, all right ! Anyone can hold the beer , win !" She exclaimed.

"Yeah !" I replied

" Colt, the name of your stake !"

" If I win , you give me Wonderbolt to !"

The researchers "OOS", " effect " Add to break into a chorus of , " I is not crazy chicks ?"

" If I win 3 months of my slaves !"

I Soarin ' at her annoyed offered shares . Apparently , he wanted my position .

"All right 's go! " We took seats next to each other , the beer was delivered to the bartender .

"Three !"

"Two !"

" 1!"

And we left. I try to buy clothes if you loose not sure whether or not , but I already have one before .

Let's go to the bridge ! You can win! , I thought. After about four beers , and my vision was getting weird , I was bruised . Just ..... It ..... Continue!

Slowly starting to spit a big blush on her muzzle was in place . Her head hit the table when she was six beers . I just kept drinking , I did not notice . The crowd in the bar kept clapping and cheering . I 've never been very interested in this before , and it feels good! I feel the reason people greetings ! 8:00 My new-found confidence is leaving me on my intuition to get the other two beers were irritating . I won! Even my heart is drunk to know it ! Wonderbolts support and a nod to the bartender was approved ! I got up and wanted to boast , I hug the ground first .

Author's Note

This was an idea that meme-asarus did, and I thought it was hilarious, and that I'd give it a shot!