Sasha's beginning

"Sasha, we cant stay here much longer, we must go!" Shouted Assaulter IIS, Dimeer Belinski. "Go without me, I must retrieve the data core!" Shout which came from the one and only, Assaulter III, Sasha Linkah. They were sent on a secret mission to retrieve a data core from a fallen U.S Satellite data probe in somewhere in Greenland. A high rank official, Battle OII, Vlad Kalash, sent them on this operation in order to gain the upper hand on the Americans during the war. He had knocked the satellite out of orbit using a portable proton accelerator that brought the satellite down. The operation was turning out to be a success when the satellite collapsed on its self, sucking anything within a 30 meter radius into its murderous self destruction.

"Im not leaving you here to die Sasha, come back!" Dimeer continued to yell as he struggled in the snow to not get sucked in and killed. "I must! FOR RUSSIA!" Sasha dove in the air and was sucked in when he disappeared in the wreckage in a flash.

"SASHA, NOOOOO!!"

Ponyville, Equestria 8:30 A.M

"Mornin' Twi'" Yawn a little purple baby dragon known as Spike. "Good morning Spike, I hope you slept well." Said a lavender mare with a black mane with two different shades of purple, her flank covered on both sides with a six pointed light purple star surrounded by more white smaller stars. Her name was Twilight Sparkles. "I am going to make your favorite breakfast Twilight, a roasted blue daisy sandwich sided by grilled hay." Said Spike. "MM that sounds delicious Spike, thanks!" Said the unicorn as she licked her lips. She trotted to one of her books shelves when she was thrown to the ground by a tremendous bang. "What the hay was that?" Yelled Spike as he pushed a book thrown from a bookshelf off of him. "I don't know Spike but I sure hope nopony was hurt!" Said Twilight as she picked herself of the floor. "Maybe we should go check it out." She suggested. "Spike gather the girls!" She continued. Spike saluted and was about to walk out the door when he began burp uncontrollably and spat out flames and a letter. Spike picked up the letter and began to read.

Dear Twilight Sparkles, my faithful student. As I already know you are aware of the unknown explosion. It appeared to be coming from Whitetail Woods. I want you to check it out with the rest of the Mane 6, from yours truly, Princess Celestia.

"You know what to do Spike, get the girls." He ran out the door. Few minutes later Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, and Rainbow Dash walked into the door. "We know what to do shuga cube." Said Applejack. "Good, lets go!"

Sasha's POV

"My fucking- URGHH- My head!" I grunted, as I rose to my knees. "Where the hell am I? What happened? Where is everyone? Am I dead? Is this a dream?" I continued to ramble to myself, taking in my surroundings. I stood when I heard voices coming from somewhere nearby. I dropped to the ground and picked up my Ak-12 5.56 NATO assault rifle fitted with a Barska red dot sight. I stood in a defensive stance when I started to make out the voices. "It looks like the explosion came from here, lets go check it out!"

'Shit' I thought to myself. 'Americans' I from the sound of it, the voice sounded female and I could here multiple voices. 'I gotta move fast' I continued to think to myself. Just when I was about to start off in another direction, opposite from the voices, a tomboyish voices yells out "Hey, what are you doing here?" That voice nearly made me shit myself. I shot off away from the voice at speeds faster than I normally move. "Hey, come back here!" The tomboyish demanded. I could hear heavy footsteps from multiple people behind me. "We cant let it get away!" Shouts a country accent from someone. 'Did they just call me an it?' I dodged logs, branches, and potholes when I stepped into a clearing. Suddenly, I get smashed hard on my back and knocked to the ground. 'Fuck, I been shot!' My mind screamed. I was relieved to know one of the chasers tackled me instead of shooting me.

Thats when my defensive mode kicked in. Using most of my strength, I rolled myself on top of the pursuer and started hitting her in the face, when I suddenly realized. "WHAT FUCK, AM I BEATING A BLUE HORSE?" A blow knocked me to the ground and stunned me temporarily when I pulled out my Sig Sauer p226 and bust a cap in the 'blue horse' skull when wings opened up behind its back and it took off in the sky. I was distracted for a moment when I saw a rope wrap around me, pulling me to the ground. 'Fuck me' 5 different colored horses surrounded me as I struggled to get loose from the ropes wrapped around my arms and legs. One of the horse, a lavender one, spoke up. "What is your problem, why were you attacking my friend!" It spoke out. "What the fuck you can tttalk?" I stuttered. The horses cocked their head to the side. I knew it couldn't be a dream. It felt to real. The pain I felt was real. 'Well what do I do know' I thought to myself. "Answer my question, why did you attack my friend!" The purple horse spoke again. The blue horse from early landed next to it. "Yeah, answer her question!" It said. "A flying fucking horse? HOLY RUSSIAN SHIT NIPPLE JUICE!" I gaped. The horses gasped at my Russian. "Whut kind of a poneh says things like that." Said the orange horse, wearing a stetson. I finally mustered up the strength to speak, using my best English language. "I fight you friend because blue horse attacked me." I bellowed the best English I could muster. "Scuse me? Is der sumtin wrong with your voice?" Said the orange one. "What do you mean I attacked you? You ran away from us and I only tried to stop you!" Spoke the blue one. "Well where Im from, tackling someone means your asking for a beat down." I replied. "Where are you from?" Spoke the lavender horse. "From Kursk, Russia." I replied again. "Kursk, Russia? I never heard of th-" The purple horse was interrupted by a pink horse hoping up and down.

"OH, WHATS KIRSK RUDSHA, DO THEY EAT CAKE, WAIT WAIT WAIT, DO THEY LIKE TO PARTIES. I LOVE PARTIES. EVERPONY LOVES PAR- " The pink horse was interrupted when a zipper appeared out of know where and zipped up the horse's mouth.

'What the fuck'

"So as I was saying." Continued the purple horse. "Where is Kursk, Russia?" "On Earth." I answered. "Where is Earth?" The horse asked again. "The planet I live on." I answered again. "You live on another planet?" The purple horse asked. "Da, why?" I asked confused. "What? Anyway what is your name?" The horse asked me. "Sasha Linkah, your name?"

"Twilight Sparkles." Said the purple horse.

"My name is Applejack"

"My name Rainbow Dash, but you can call me Dash."

"my name ffffluttershhhy"

"My name is rarity, darling. My goodness, those horrible clothes you have on!"

"PHPHHP HPPH"

"Uh hello."

"So, 'Sasha', its getting dark, can we trust you if we let you out of the ropes?" Said Twilight Sparkles. "Of course you can!" I replied. "We can trust him, Applejack, let him go!" The orange pony known as Applejack untied me. The blue one, Rainbow Flash or something glared daggers into my eyes. "If you try anything funny" She mumbled. "Sasha." Said Twilight. "Do you have a place to stay?" "No." I answered looking at the ground. "Why wont you stay at my place?" She suggested. "Sure if you dont mind." I agreed. "Alright then, lets go!"