She came slidin' down the ponyway like butter drippin' off a hot horsecake. The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of horses that hung around the hot spot in those days. The sight was beyond belief. Many a nerd snapped for double, even triple takes as this vivacious equine made her her way into the delta of the ponyway where the most virgin of the young horses were known to hang out. They hung in droves. Such a multitude of geeksculinity could only be found in one place... and that was outside the library. The air was thick with neighs (no pun intended). But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the library area. She knew what she wanted. She was lookin' for that lizard, that dinosaur. And that was me. Francis the Dinosaur is my name, and I say unto thee...

“Rawr!”

Bitty Thaco took one look at my supple dinosaur frame, my sexy dinosaur skin, and she resolved herself right then and there to challenge me to a sex contest. The rules were simple. We would have sex with each other until one of us died. The winner would be the one that didn't die. It's the kind of skill-based contest that us dinosaurs excel at. For untold millenia had my kind triumphed against other species in battles of the genitalia. It's because of how gosh-darned large we are. Most creatures, especially mammals, are quite small, and it is difficult for them to have sex with a dinosaur, male or female, without being crushed somehow.

Bitty was quite the charming little pony, so I was hesitant to accept her challenge. I didn't want to have to scrape such a pretty creature off the base of my dinosaur penis. She insisted, though, and Dinosaur Honor being what it is, I couldn't refuse an insistence.

“Rawr,” I said, trying to impress upon Bitty's mind the magnitude of the situation.

With a knowing smirk, she ducked into the library. I decided to amaze the crowd and warm myself up by doing Kegel exercises in the middle of the road.

Man, being a dinosaur sure is awesome.

Author's Note

rising action