It was a strange sight, really, to see all the fat, stinky ponies awkwardly shuffling home. It's almost as if they and every other male pony in the world suddenly and irrevocably lost their manhood simultaneously.

When Bitty came back out of the library, I was ready. My impressive dinosaur genitals, which looked suspiciously like human genitals, even down to the scrotum and testicles which lizards very definitely lack in real life, swung magnificently in the breeze, casting a shadow that dwarfed my attractive little opponent.

Looking up at me from underneath, I heard her lilliputian gasps, and I slowly dropped myself down and got ready to smash Bitty Thaco into the road with my cock. This would end up just like every other sex contest between myself and ponies stupid enough to take me on.

But, hell, I can't lie. She won. It was amazing. I'm dead now. I'm not even mad.

Author's Note

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