Dikembe Mutumbo's 4 1/2 Weeks to Save the World - Hidden Week
By Awesomedude17
One day, in a rainy field (because not all stories start in the summer man, this takes place during late fall), There was a tall African-american basketball player and a bear with a sweater on. They were holding umbrellas and were smelling the grass.
"Ah, this rain is making the grass smell like it is the spring, even though it is in the late fall weather, Science the Bear." Said the tall basketball player.
"Indeed Dikembe, it is indeed a wonderful late fall day." Said Science the Bear.
"You know, after stopping South Korean pop music, Blurgies, teen vampire romance movies and a pregnant princess with American-sized hoagie with 142 oz. soda, I feel that there is one more thing to do to finally relax."
"Indeed, there has to be something to do before the fifth week of this game starts."
"Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm..." Dikembe stretched his right arm up and managed to get it to stage left to rub his chin.
And then a lighting bolt came in and hit Dikembe's umbrella. Amazingly, the tall basketball player wasn't hurt.
"Oh my goodness, I was almost shocked. That was a close one, wasn't it Science?"
"Indeed. Oh my goodness Dikembe, a bolt of magic is headed right towards you!"
As a yellow magic bolt hit Dikembe, he dissipated into nothingness and the bits flew away to space.
"Oh dear, I better check my Dikembe finder." Science said as he checked a strange calculator with two hands, despite a third arm holding up the umbrella.
"Ah, there he is! An alternate dimension I better go see if Dikembe is alright."
Dikembe woke up and looked around.
"This place is very colorful, it must either be Heaven or an alternate dimension where I have been summoned to go stop some evil and generally be unique. It is not the strangest thing in the world now to me." Dikembe said as he took out a hot dog and munched on it, open-mouthed.
At that point, an alicorn trotted in with six very colorful ponies. Dikembe took note and stayed quiet until they spoke,
"Umm, Princess, who's that?" Asked the purple unicorn.
"I will tell you who I am, talking colorful ponies from another dimension from mine. I am Dikembe Mutumbo, and I was in a field enjoying the rain with my dear friend, Science the Bear."
"A bear?" The yellow pegasus asked.
"Yes, Science the Bear..."
Then, a no-way portal appeared. In it was Science the Bear.
"Dikembe, there you are!"
"Science the Bear, what are you doing here?"
"Finding you of course. I see you're with colorful ponies."
"Yes, they must have summoned me to do something heroic for some reason that I can't understand until I get it explained to me, because they never told me why I am here."
"Oh right, sorry Dikembe. I'll explain the situation, I need everypony to listen in too so that... Fluttershy?"
"Oh, sorry Princess. I was distracted, by Science."
"Oh, is it because I am a hyper-intelligent bear with a comprehension of the English language and with a keen fashion sense?"
"Umm, yes."
"I do have to say this darling, that sweater does look good on you."
"Well thanks." Science cleared his throat. "Listen, make sure Dikembe comes back by tomorrow. I just found out a new task for Dikembe to do or else..." Science looked towards the player (you.) "it's the end of the world."
The mares gasped and Celestia widened her eyes.
"So tell me what I have to do so that I can go back home and stop the end of the world, again, in a completely different way than the last way I did it." Dikembe said.
"I'll just get to the point," Celestia said. "a chaos driven draconicus named Discord has escaped from his stone prison and you seem to be the only one capable of counter-acting his magic. You'll need to get over to Ponyville immediately."
"Okay, but I'll need some food to fuel up."
"How about a cupcake?" The pink pony said.
Dikembe took the cupcake and ate it like he ate the hot dog.
"That was a great cupcake. It is so good that I want another one."
"Here you go!" The pink pony said, handing Dikembe another cupcake, which he grabbed and ate as well.
"Delicious. How about we stop this Discord before he causes more trouble and we lose, because we are the good guys here?"
"YEAH!"
"Good! Rainbow Pegasus."
"Yeah?"
"I'll need you to take me to this Ponyville where I will face down Discord, with my superior deodorant." Dikembe took out an entire bag of Old Spice Champion deodorant.
"That thing?"
"Yes, let us go now." Dikembe hopped on rainbow pony. She seemed annoyed, but she flew nonetheless.
"Okay, Discord made the clouds so that they are made of cotton candy and rain chocolate milk."
"Oh no, the last thing my world needs is more obesity from sugar and fat. We need to avoid them then."
"Alright!"
Rainbow pony flew around the clouds with expert precision. Dikembe agreed that this pony was an athlete and should be viewed as a role model.
After about a few minutes of avoiding cotton candy clouds, they soon were at Ponyville and something appeared in front of the two.
"Ah Rainbow Dash, I see you brought... what are you?"
"Discord, I am the one that is going to stop you from causing unnecessary chaos and bring peace to this land and seal you back in stone with my superior deodorant." Dikembe said.
"I'd like to see you try." Discord laughed evilly.
The duo began to fight the draconicus with Old Spice. To put it bluntly, the power of Old Spice was too much for Discord and he fell to the ground. The six mares began to approach the chaos lord wearing jewelry.
"It's over Discord!" The purple pony said.
Wrrrr....
"WAIT!"
The powering up stopped as the mares looked over to Dikembe.
"Dikembe, what are you doing? Discord's a bad guy!"
"No, if my really brief time in this world of magic has taught me anything, it is to only outright hate someone it they are evil, and Discord is not evil, just misunderstood."
"That really tall black monkey is right, I just wanted to spice things up in Equestria, I didn't want to hurt anypony at all!"
"Well you did!" Purple pony said.
"Tell you what, how about you come back with me to my home where we see chaos happen naturally without magic and see the wonders of American cable television?" Dikembe offered.
"Hmmm... DEAL!"
"HOORAY!" All of Ponyville screamed. Celestia and some dark pony flew over to the group.
"Congratulations Dikembe, you managed to give us an option other than seal Discord in stone again, and for that, we are grateful!" Celestia said.
"It was my pleasure, now take me back home so that I may continue my adventures with my best friend, Science the Bear."
"Very well you two. Please stand still." Celestia cast a spell that took the man and draconicus back to Earth. The two looked at where they were and saw a bear with a sweater on.
"Science the Bear! We are home!"
"That is right Dikembe, who is your friend?"
"I am Discord, and I'd like to see the wonders of American television now."
The trio laughed and then Science talked.
"As much as I'd like to say that this helped save the world, it really didn't help this world, so nothing updated the Mayan calender."
"Oh no Science. What do we do now?"
"That's simple Dikembe, just go to to go on adventures to save the world!"
"Okay, let's end this story right now, I am getting bored now." Dikembe ate a muffin like he ate the cupcakes and hot dog.
"Dikembe, the link is broken, that means that we saved the world somehow in the future."
"Really? Yeeeeesss!"
"Let us all have a happy dance."
"Okay!" Discord said as the trio began to dance.
The End!
