The Curse of Big Mac

by Samson92

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Romance
Length: 286

big mac curse

Hi my name is Big McIntosh but everypony calls me Big mac, you might know me as a pony of few words, calm and easy-going but the truth is that I have a problem and need help desperately.
And what is this problem you may ask… well I am cursed. Every time I talk to a mare she immediately falls in love with me, maybe you think I'm crazy for thinking that it is a curse and is more like a gift that any stallion would want, but the truth is that it has brought me many problems with my family, my friends and the love of life.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-18 21:00:14 UTC

The beginning

It all started when I was a young colt at that time I was about the same age as my sister AppleJack,  I was somewhat ignorant as I could not go to school because she had to take care of my grandmother and my little sister, therefore had no I had no time to go to school and working full time on the "Sweet Apple Acres" farm

A sudden day, someponies came to the farm trying to buy our unique and delicious "Zap Apple Jam". Fancypants

she asked me to take her to see the jelly barrels in the cellar, to which my grandmother immediately suspected what was about to happen.

Miss Fleur De Lis asked me to tell her the process of jelly, while I was explaining in detail the process she started stroking my hair and it made me a little nervous, then began to come closer to an attempt to perceive my aroma.

To which she replied (whispering in my ear) - You've got a delicious smell of apple ...

My heart began to beat really fast, so fast that I could hear it in my ears

Suddenly the door opens it was my grandmother, i had never seen her so furious, directing her gaze to Fleur De Lis ...

YOU DONT HAVE SHAME YOU DEGENERATE MULA HOW DARE YOU EXPLOIT AN INNOCENT CHILD,  GET OUT OF MY FARM AND DON'T YOU EVER PUT A HOOF HERE AGAIN !!!

At first I did not understand what my fleur de lis was doing or because my grandmother was so mad, she just told me to forget what happened, so I just let it go and after that I never heard from them.