Celestia's Not Dicklemma

by Lalaz4

Rating: mature
Tags: Sad, Romance, Comedy, Tragedy, Random, Adventure
Length: 1040

Fun with word changes. I do have authors permission to do this btw.

Took a friends fic and changed some words. Its a cheap laugh if you need one.

I have author's permissions to do this.

N0t a d1cklemma

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-17 16:25:14 UTC

Chapter 1

I wake up as if from a deep dick

reaching for dick

and there was nothing there

There was only mydick

and I did not know who I was or why I was dick

All I remembered was your dick

so I followed the inner dick to find you

and I drifted off to dick...

Every dick...

I always seem to forget who I am or what dick I'm supposed to be doing...

It's strange as dick seems to be happening all of the time...

dick...

I'm don't even know where to cum...

Even dick...

dick is indeed a wonderful way to pass time...

Indeed it is dick...

In my infancy I refuse my dick

even though dick can come from ignorance

My joy is to facial to mask the thoughts I hold inside

Sometimes things come up so high and threaten to override

Nevertheless I owe it all to dick that I can now grasp the fate I will never know

And while it hurts to fuck sometimes I'm glad you let me wander

Although the more I shit away it makes me wonder if I should

Because some dicks shake my whole foundation

I don't know what to say...

But...

Against the wall...

Even though one might call it rape on my part...

Despite all of what the dick has shown to me...

I would prefer to fuck in the light...

I cummed for ages

when finally I finished and I found you

Amidst our sharing of dick

to make ourdick as one

I awoke as if from some deep dick

reaching for dick

but there was nothing but dick

There was only mydick

and I couldn't remember who I fucked or why I was there

All I remembered was your dick

so I followed the inner dick to find you

and I drifted off to dick...

Again my dick evades me

the dick I long to seek

I just want to know that everydick is really here with me

But the harder I take it the less

I cum

every single dick

You are all the dick I search after but I can never seem

to acquire dick...

You undiscoverable dick...

So I acquiesce dick

we all wish to cum on you...

That's what we really feel deep within our cunts...

Since it is true that all I really feel is indescribable cumming inside...

I drifted through the cum

until I saw your dick in the stars

As we were fucking each other

I suddenly came

as if from a forgotten dick

reaching for your dick

but there was nothing but dick

there was only mydick

and I didn't know who I was fucking or why I was there

All I remembered was that I loved your dick

so I followed the inner dick to find you

and I drifted back to dick...

Our cum always seems to evade us I must painfully say

As it would seem that consciousness can only succeed in putting us in the cunt

Of these dicks that we ask

many go pleasured

For the dicks we hold inside are closest to our heart

Therefore life is but a dream perpetuated by vag

Though we would never have known our dicks had we not stumbled upon its

shaft...

All we must find our fetishes

or else no one could ever find orgasm...

Regardless it never stops me from suffering inevitable dicklessness...

Thus I wake again and again each and every day to find more dick to fuck...

But the more I look around mycunt...

It seems that less and less becomes fuckable to me...

And at the end of the dick...

The only truth that I know is reinforced dildos...

All I can find is you and my pussy...

I fucked for the first time

for which I was finally aware of who I was fucking

Celestia Princess of Equestria

Bringer of the Cum

The rocker of my world

Mate of Luna

Queen over all of Dick

But one dick was still the same...

I still did not know your warm cunt...

One dick after another

my quest renews itself as ass fights off Discord again...

But one thing perplexes my balls...

The cum is fading...

Why is this supposed to fuck us? I don't know how to fuck...

Could all of this be your vag?

I still long to know your cock...

Just like always...

Things are beginning to tingle...

I don't want to be taken from behind...

Why could you possibly be fucking?

Fucking seems to fail me every time...

Or could it be that I shit you...

I wonder...

Perhaps that is why...

Alas do not collapse if you are over pleased

Even I feel such dick

As the dicking goes on forever it will likely do again

So don't waste your time worrying as fucking knows no end

Fornenst it all I am among your cum

at least I hope inside

As Equestria takes a raping together

I fear of getting taken from behind...

In more ways than one I take great envy of all of you for being able to take it the way that you do...

But even then I do not cum...

For dick is where I reside...

Never knowing pleasure...

It's a cunt no one is in...

Perhaps it is unfuckable...

For us to ever feel...

Forever...

Will I ever I find dick?

...You undiscoverable cock...

I came when at last I had taken it through the thighs

until at last I reached the bottom

sitting on your dick

As I reached for your hand you

said to me:

I am life everdicking

I am the first and the last

Give away your fears

and follow me up to the heights where the cliffs are deathly steep

If you try to play it safe along the shore

high rock-faces will be waiting to collapse on you

and the ground is always shifting...

Do not worry...

For you will learn it all...

As I will show you rough pleasure...

But as for the greatest question of all...

I will tell you the truth...

And no less...

As I always do...

I'll tell it to you so softly...

This dick will never end.