Sex-Ed PlayDate
(Epilogue) It's over... right?
Previous ChapterThought that this little tale was over for now, right? Not just yet, there are still some things I need to tell ya.
After Applejack and Twilight found out about my… playdate with the CMCs, Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo, everything turned out well in the end; and no dragon got massacred because of it.
However, that’s not to say that we were all off the hook… because we weren’t. Once Rarity found out what happened, she was ready to strangle her little sister in her hooves for participating in something that was totally uncouth and inappropriate for her age. As for Truffle and I, the ones who screwed Rarity’s sister, she was surprisingly keeping an eye on Truffle the most since he’s the one who… pop her cherry. Heh, but that’s not to say that she had her eye… and horn on me as well. *Sigh* She so beautiful when she’s angry.
For Apple Bloom, she had a nice long talk with Granny Smith, and her big brother, Big Mac. Big Mac was furious at her for doing something like this without anypony’s concern, but he did soon forgive her because he still loved her. And her Granny was going on at about foolishness, and back in my day stuff and gave her a few whacks on her flank. But just like Big Mac, she forgave her for her curiosity.
As for Truffles and Scootaloo, I heard they both had a good talking to form their guardians. And I was safe from any excess anger from any of these places inside the library tree, where I was learning my lesson by cleaning up, and doing many chores around in there. So I was doing pretty much what I always loved to do with Twilight, except that I wasn’t allowed to leave the tree unless Twilight did.
Twilight and the others came to an agreement and we were all grounded for 2 weeks, and I was only allowed to eat 2 gems every day until then. Hey, it wasn’t so bad… if you didn’t count my constant temptation torture and the other stuff I had to eat all the time…. Blech.
Oh, and by the way, I heard that Truffle and Sweetie Belle received an A+ for their report assignment on pony anatomy; they told their teacher that they had some really good help. It’s a good thing that their teacher didn’t ask who the help was… that moment would be pretty awkward. Unfortunately, that’s not the only thing that is happening between those two. I soon received word that Sweetie Belle was confirmed to be… pregnant. She wasn’t showing yet or anything but the process has been done and she will be showing in about a few weeks. Man, I feel so sorry for Truffle right now; you know, the fact that he wasn’t ready to be a daddy yet. But Rarity’s rage aside, she agreed to help her sister with this in any way she could; and that Truffle was going to help too. Well… that’s pretty understandable, right?
Well that’s what happened; pretty soon the whole 2 weeks passed by and we were all free of our confinements! Thank Celestia that I can delve into gem stash again! Oh sweet, sweet gems; daddy missed eating you. Yes he did. Oh, *Ahem* sorry, I kinda went a little koo koo there. Anyway, I still couldn’t get our little get together out of my head. It was rather the most exuberant moment that I ever experienced; but I also knew that doing it again might exert me to eating 2 gems a day again… *shudders*
Plus, I finally accepted Apple Bloom as my fillyfriend; after all after what we just did, I couldn’t deny it anymore. I really meant what I said before, I really do love her and she does love me… secret dirty thoughts aside. The same can be said about Sweetie Belle and Truffle; those two were really made for each other… especially because of their new soon to be responsibility. Young Love, it’s a beautiful thing. Plus, I heard Scootaloo and a colt named Rumble where going steady, but they better not try anything sneaky, if you know what I mean.
At some point I was at the library tree doing what I love to do best, and Twilight was doing a little errand in the town; but then I suddenly heard a knock on the door… three sets of little knocks as a matter of fact. Gee, I wonder who it was.
“Come on in,” I yelled out.
And wouldn’t you know it, trotting in with the little innocent smiles on their faces were… well you guys obviously know by now.
“Hiya Spike!” said Apple Bloom as she waved at me.
I swear I will never look at these three as the annoying trouble trio I once saw them as ever again. I turned around in slight shock but smile myself as I got up the floor in which I was.
“Oh, hey girls; what are y’all doing here? You’re not planning something else against me, are you?”
I was just checking… just in case.
“No, no, of course not;” Apple Bloom responded, “We’re just here to tell you somethin’; somethin’ that we should’ve told you already.”
They all tried to keep on such innocent faces, but I had a feeling that this somethin’ that they wanted to tell me sounded big.
“And what might that be?” I asked while looking at them questionably.
“Ya know about that whole bet that we did a few weeks ago?”
“Not that I was trying to forget about it,” I sarcastically said, “but yeah; what about it?”
And then… she told me.
“Well… we sorta… cheated… to win.”
Then reality of this known fact soon came full circle smacked me in the noggin, and I spoke back in fury as fire flared out of my nostrils, “YOU WHAT!!!?”
All three of them jumped slightly and smiled nervously as Apple Bloom said, “Y-yeah… we kinda set you up… on purpose.”
Of all the… did they actually do that… and on purpose?!
“And you’re telling me this now?!”
“Well duh,” said the ever optimistic and hardheaded Scootaloo, “we didn’t want to get out of our free playdate; *sigh* thank celestia that we didn’t.”
“What the hell did you three do?!” I shouted out.
“Well you see,” said Apple Bloom, “in being our judge, we bribed Pinkie Pie into switching around our dishes when she took them out of the oven. I kept mine, but we posed yours as Scootaloo’s, hers as Sweetie’s, and we posed Sweetie’s on you.”
I noticed that Sweetie was actually giggling from the incident, “I couldn’t believe that you actually fell for it; I’m not even very good at cooking, remember?”
I couldn’t believe that I fell for it either! I should’ve known that I was a much better cook than Sweetie Belle!
“But… why would Pinkie agree to do that?!”
“She thought that spendin’ time with us would be beneficial to ya;” said Apple Bloom, “Heh, if only she knew.”
Why those evil, conniving, selfish, ungrateful little sons of…
“I can’t believe you three: how could you do this to me?! You made me look like a complete idiot!”
“We know,” said Apple Bloom, “but hey… look at what you got out of it.” She suddenly went over to me and wrapped her hooves around me to give me a little kiss on the cheek; probably was trying to get me from being upset at them, “You got to screw all 3 three of us.”
I face palmed myself and gave off a little groan, “That’s not exactly my point; *sigh* but I guess I should just be grateful that none of you got pregnant.
“Well…” chuckled Scootaloo, “almost none of us.”
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about Sweetie Belle’s case already.
Sweetie was blushing out of embarrassment and swaying her hoof across the ground, “Yeah, it is a bit embarrassing and I do feel a little scared, but maybe it won’t be so bad; I think I’m gonna like being a mother.”
Is she serious; I’ve heard different stories around about mares giving birth and they have a hard enough time delivering a foal, let alone take care of one. Oh well, I didn’t tell her that; I didn’t want to scare her any more than she might have been already.
“Well Ah’m just a little disappointed that Ah didn’t get pregnant,” said Apple Bloom, “Ah was sorta hoping to see how motherhood is like.”
I’m sure she was, but I’m also sure that she would be too young to enjoy it.
“How is it that Ah had intercourse two times and didn’t get pregnant yet you did?” she asked Sweetie Belle.
“Um… unlucky turn of events?”
“I’m not exactly crazy of becoming a mother,” said Scootaloo still trying to look tough, “but it would be a very interesting experience I guess.”
With her, what wouldn’t?
After all of that, I just stood up in front of all of them, stared them down and said in plain words, “Don’t you girls ever trick me like that again, got it?”
All three of them smiled up at me with closed half-loop eyes and they all said, “Got it!”
Aw crap, cute adorable smiles times 3; it was simply irresistible. I knew deep inside that I couldn’t stay mad at them, but dang it, I’ll try my hardest.
“So… are ya too busy to go play dodge ball with us…” said Apple Bloom suddenly, “… and some of our friends?”
I was wondering for a sec, but when she said friends it seem legit… or was it?
“Well… why not,” I responded, “Just let me finish up here.”
I was almost finished with what I was presently doing, and I’m sure Twilight wouldn’t mind if I went out for a little while. Plus, it will be nice enjoying a lovely pastime with the girls… without getting intimate with each other. Well, intimate with me anyway.
Hey girls,” said Scootaloo suddenly, “something just came to me!”
“What?!”
Yeah… what?
“Spike hasn’t exactly had sex with all crusader members yet.”
Oh brother.
“He hasn’t;” wondered Sweetie Belle, “Who else is there?”
“Um… duh, Babs Seed; Apple Bloom’s cousin.”
“Oh yeah, that’s right; I can’t believe that I almost forgot.”
They were scheming or thinking of scheming, I just know it. Maybe I misjudged them… again.
“Not to worry girls,” said Apple Bloom wearing a mischievous smile, “Ah think Spike might get his chance.”
Nooooooo way! Cousin to Apple Bloom or not and how tempting it may be, there was no way I was going to let that happen… not after going through what I did for the last 2 weeks.
“Apple Bloom, what did you do? Don’t you dare get your own cousin involved with this!”
“Oh relax Spike,” she chuckled, “Ah was just kiddin’. Now hurry up if ya want to play dodge ball with us.”
The Cutie Mark Crusaders; Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle, and Scootaloo; they are all nice little fillies and very cute to boot. Their presence alone could catch anyone off guard; they definitely did with me. And because of that, I eventually ended up having intimate sex with all three of them… and somepony else even got to enjoy it with me. Do I regret any of it… no, no I do not!
Sure I had to go through a whole two weeks without too much gems; gems are an dragon’s best friend. But, I would be lying if I said that I would never ever want to do that with anyone ever again. Like I said, it was the most exciting experience in my life; and to think, if I didn’t let Apple Bloom set that one book upstairs, she would have never seen that other book and all of this might not have happened.
But despite that… for my sake… I just hope that I’m at the end of my sexual education lessons. However, I still saw Apple Bloom and Scootaloo whispering something to each other over there. Oh well, I’m sure it’s nothing; but then again I could be wrong.
“Hey Apple Bloom, you really did do something, didn’t you?”
“Maaaaaybe Ah did a little somethin’ 2 days ago; but who’s to say.”
“Oh man Apple Bloom, you are so bad.”
Whatever it was… I’m sure that I would find out about it sooner or later.
Meanwhile in Manehattan…
“Babs; hey Babs, there’s a letter that came in for you! I think it’s one of those secret letters from your crusader friends!”
“Alright; thanks Ma’!”
Babs quickly grabs the letter and rushes to her room to read her letter from her cousin. She opens it up and unfolds the paper to read it.
Dear Babs,
The other crusaders and Ah have been makin’ our best efforts for gaining our cutiemarks since the last time you visited! What about you; are ya doin’ the same and making lots of new crusader friends? Ah hope you are having lots of fun right now and we hope that ya get yer mark soon; plus wish us luck to ours as well. We hope to see ya again soon.
Your cousin,
Apple Bloom
“Aw, how sweet; perhaps Ah will visit again soon.
Babs soon notices an extra slip of paper taped all the way around it on the back of the letter.
“Huh… wait, what’s this?”
She carefully takes it off, made sure no one was around, and read the slip of paper.
Secret P.S.
The other crusaders and Ah also got to screw Spike, Ponyville's dragon resident, and it was a bucket load of fun! Spike is very lucky; perhaps you would like to make him feel even luckier. Again, hope to see ya again soon.
Afterwards, Babs eyes grew wide and suddenly blushed a little all while trying to fully comprehend her cousin’s words the extra slip of paper.
“W-w-w-wait… wut?”
The following night… take a guess of what she dreamed about.
