Bizarre Adventures in Equestrian Folklore

   It was another beautiful day in Ponyville as Princess Celestia had made a special trip to deliver a very important announcement.  When such momentous occasions came to pass, all the town's ponies made it a point to attend.  Today would be no different from other such important events.  Princess Celestia strode up to the stand to take the microphone.

    "Ladies and gentlecolts, if I may have your attention, I have a very important announcement --" she began.

    Suddenly, Kanye West appeared, and snatched the microphone out of the Princess' telekinetic hold.  "Twilight Sparkle is the best pony around, and don't none of you forget that!  You hear me?  Twilight is best pony!"

    "TO THE MOON WITH YOU, KANYE WEST!!" Celestia thundered, enveloping him in her golden aura and banishing him immediately.  She retrieved the errant microphone in her telekinetic grip and brought it back to its original position so she could address the throng of ponies assembled to hear her momentous words.

     "Now, where was I before I was so rudely interrupted?" She asked rhetorically.  "Oh, yes, that's right.  Twilight Sparkle is the best pony around, and don't none of you forget that!  You hear me?  Twilight is best pony!" she smiled softly before taking a ride on her chariot back to the Castle.