Frost dragon's adventures!

by supertrentyguy

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Random, Adventure, Dark
Length: 2037

Frost dragon and Ian go for an adventure in the everfree forest!

The adventures of Frost Dragon and Ian! Told from the viewpoint of me, frost dragon. Ian has a persona, he just didn't name it yet. Ian is my best friend, we go back quite a while. And as it is IRL, I shall have us best friends in the story too!
Info: Every chapter will A:Start a new adventure, or B: Continue an adventure. Read Preperation and pinkie's pranks first, then read whichever you like. Also, be sure to check this story periodically, for I will add more adventures! And don't automatically dislike because of the first you have to read. The newer stories are alot better, because I get better at writing stories everyday! This is sort of like, practice for me, before I work on a REAL story. This is for fun and for practice. This is sort of a rough draft…
On the cover:
Left-Ian
Right-Frost dragon
Hooray for alicorn buddies! :D

Adventure overviews;
Pinkie's pranks-Parody of cupcakes(Storyline conflicting)
Once apon a time…- FD tells the CMC about how he got his cutie mark!
Sickness- FD gets a disease and is stuck in quarantine (Storyline conflicting)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-31 18:14:52 UTC

Preperation

Chapter 1...

It was a good rest... A nice restful sleep.... It was a weird dream... It was.... Ian.

"FROST!!!" Ian yelled.

I moaned. I DID NOT want to get up!

"FROSTFROSTFROSTFROSTFROST!!!!"

I opened my eyes. There he was. In front of my was, with those razor sharp teeth and that epic-looking eye. He had quite a big smile! I decided to troll him... With an earth bound reference!

"NESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESSNESS" I yelled.

Though he did not get it at all, since he had never played earthbound, he still laughed a little.

I finally got up, after him yelling in my face for the past 10 minutes, he stopped, and I got up. We were both sort of... Dragon/pony/hybrids. We had souls of dragons. We were house broken, so, Twilight actually let us live in her treehouse. Pretty neat, huh? Anyways... We decided to get some breakfast. Ian and I both had cereal. After that, we head out!

"WAIT!" Twilight said, as my hoof was about to touch the doorknob.

"You forgot your paint!"

Oh yeah! I forgot to tell you. Me and Ian try to hide the fact that we are, you know, alicorns. So, we paint our wings to the color of our coat and make the illusion that we don't have wings.  We be ninjas I tell you! Not really, but you know what I mean. So, after we painted our wings, we set off.

Pinkie pie's pranks Pt.1

We walked out of Twilight's treehouse and walked down the road to the everfree forest. As we walked down, we passed Sugarcube Corner.

"Frost!" Ian yelled, stopping me.

"*Sigh* Yes Ian?" I responded.

"Remember?"

"Remember what? You being cryptic?"

Brohoof, brain.

"No...Remember what pinkie said?"

It clicked. Pinkie asked us to help with something. She said it would be fun. I wonder what it is...

"Oh yeah!  So, you wanna go first, or me?"

"You. You are more couragous!"

I thought about that statement. What in the wide world of equestria was he talking about? Everypony knows I'm a wimp!

"Ok..."

We walked back to sugarcube corner. Me and Ian stopped at the walkway, which was VERY short, and led to the door.

Ian tilted his head towards the door.

"Fine..."

I walked up to the door, and the first thing that happened, was me getting a heart-attack. Which is sarcasm, of course, but MIGHT AS WELL HAPPENED! Pinkie's head burst through the door, uber excited.

"HEY FROST!" The pink pony happily exclaimed.

"Uh...Hi." I responded.

I noticed that Ian wasn't next to me. I looked behind me, and saw him still at the foot of the one-step walkway.

"Ian..." I muttered grumpily.

He came up.

"Hi Ian! So, as I was saying, ready for that super fun, extra spectacular, wondorusly magical thing we were going to do?" Pinkie said.

"Yeah..." I said, nervously.

"Okey dokey lokey! Come inside!" The party pony bounced inside, so full of energy I swear she was going to explode.

Me and Ian walked in.

"So... What are we doing today, PP?" Ian asked.

"MAKING CUPCAKES!" Pinkie pie yelled.

OH GOD, WHERE HAVE I SEEN THIS BEFORE?

"Uhm, pinkie? Are you sure you aren't going to disect us?"

The pink pony had an unsure look on her face, sort of like a confused look... It quickly went away as she smiled and gave me a noogie.

"Noooo....Where'd you get that idea,silly?"

"Nowhere..." I said.

She said she'd give us cupcakes to taste test, and that's sort of when I fell asleep...

Once apon a time...(How I got my cutie mark)

"Once apon a time...." I said to the CMC as they were snuggled into bed, after a chaotic day. Ian was fast asleep in the basement, and so was everypony else... Except for me and the CMC. But FINALLY after a big day of foal-sitting, I FINALLY got them into bed.

"NO! I don't want to hear a fiction story!" Scootaloo said, with surprisingly good grammar, but bad attitude.

"Yeah! We want to hear about one of your adventures!" Sweetie belle said, cheerfully.

"Ok...BUT!" I said.

"Yes?" The three fillies said, eyes widening.

"I must warn you, that these stories get a bit scary..."I continued. "And you MUST know that I am probably the biggest wimp you have ever seen!"

"But you haven't cried all year!" Applebloom said.

"But that doesn't mean I won't get hurt! You know how much of a clutz I am!" I yelled in a hushed tone.

"What does that have to do with anything!?" Applebloom retorted.

"It has to do with things, because I will probably cry when I get hurt!" I yelled, this time a little louder.

"Frost?" Sweetie belle spoke up.

"Can we hear the story of how you got your cutiemark?"

"Sure. Thanks for ending this stupid argument. I almost woke the entire neighborhood up..." I replied.

You don't know what my cutie mark is, yet do you? Well, it is a-- I'll explain in the story.

"Ok, so here is how I got my cutie mark." I said, starting the story. The CMC were snug in bed, looking as adorable as ever.

"So first, I have to go WAAAAAAAY back to when I was just a colt. Me and Ian were having fun, he already got his cutie mark, which was a skull." I continued.

"What did his cutie mark mean?" Sweetie belle asked.

"It meant depression, and morbidity." [Don't ask. It was Ian's Idea. He wasn't QUITE a brony yet...]

I continued.

"We had gone off far into the everfree forest, when... He stopped. I wondered what was keeping him, but I saw something strange... He was sitting, looking at the ground... I went closer, then I realized it wasn't him. His eyes...I will never forget those terrifying eyes..." The CMC's eyes widened in anticipation...

"They were pitch black, with a little red dot in the center, and they seemed to be oozing this...Strange black slime. He turned his head to me, where I could see him better. But, it was even more terrifying. He opened his mouth... Tentacles came out of his mouth and his eyes, they were red, and they just mentally scarred my for the rest of my life..." I noticed that the CMC thought about it, then the irises of their eyes shrunk in fear.

"GOLLY! THAT'S THE MOST TERRIFYING THING I HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF!" Applebloom shrieked.

"You bet it was scary..." I said. I decided to continue on with the story.

"Then, it sort of just faded away... I later learned through twilight's book of mythical monsters, that this was, a sort of thing, that I just couldn't explain. It's something called 'Zalgo'... Anyways, I was very shaken by this, but I went into the everfree forest. I went deeper, and deeper... I then realized  that I was surrounded by... Creatures... They were black, which was bad because I could barely see a thing!"

"I could hear them moaning, and groaning, I saw they had the same eyes as the Zalgo Ian, and that the were sort of zombie-like, because their skin had decayed in certain areas. They left a trail of blood wherever they went... I heard Ian scream. I panicked. So, I ran to the source, or at least what I thought was the source, and found Ian, surrounded by those same creatures. I don't remember much from then, but I do remember a blur...A dark blue sparkly tall figure... I felt hooves picking me up, but I don't remember anything after that point. But, when I woke up, I was lying down, sort of bruised, and I was next to Ian. I was in the hospital, it seemed like... I then realized, that my talent was adventuring. Also, from previous events, I realized that I was very creative. So, if you don't mind me breaking the forth wall by referencing a game that doesn't even exist in this realm, My cutie mark turned out to be a grass block from minecraft."

I looked at them, and realised that they were already asleep.

...

"DID THEY HEAR ANY OF THAT!?"

Pinkie pie's pranks Pt.2

When I woke up, I was shocked to find... RD's skull in front of my face, and ian's on a table. I was strapped on a table. Now this REALLY seems familiar! OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD!!!!

"Hey frosty!" Pinkie said, in her usual happy tone.

"PINKIE! I know what you are doing! You don't have to do this! You already got Ian!"

I saw that the paint on my wings are gone.

"Frosty, I didn't know you were an alicorn! Why didn't you tell me? I could've done this sooner!"

"WHAT!?"

"Yeah, don't you know that alicorns are more powerful than regular ponies? Thus, giving them some tender meat!"

She slapped my arm. It stung a little, but not as much as the next actions will...

"Why are you doing this?"

"YEAH! LET US GO!!!" I heard Ian yell.

"Wh-what? IAN! YOU'RE ALIVE!"

"That doesn't matter! Were screwed anyways!"

I realized... Who's the skull with the really long horn? ...

"Celestia." Pinkie said.

I nearly died inside. Not as much as I will outside, though...

She went for the scalpel. It's getting closer, my heart is beating faster, I'm going to die!

...

It stopped. Why did she stop?

"I don't want you... Ian has more meat." PP said.

...

"WHAT!?" We both yelled.

The scalpel got closer.... It cut Ian's skin. Blood squirt everywhere as he cried, and yelled in pain and agony, as pinkie began to rip his intestines out, along with other internal organs. He took his lat dying breaths, the it was done... My tears flowed onto the table to which I was strapped onto... He was dead... Beyond dead, even! Pinkie came for me. My heart beats faster... Sweat forms on my forehead... This is the end! Then it happened.

"Fooled ya!" Pinkie, And Ian said.

I don't know what else happened, because I passed out from fear. But THANK GOD everypony was safe! It was just a prank...

Sickness pt. 1 of 2

Day 4 of the sickness

It was a beautiful day in ponyville. The birds were chirping, the flowers were blooming,  and Ian was running around like the fun pony he was. (I swear, he is the equivalent of pinkie pie) The only problem was... I had a cold. I had been in this cell all week, but I hadn't gotten any better. I felt useless... But soon, I'll be better. As I write this, thinking how great it would've been to go outside and be free, I realize that I have a horrible cold. Where am I, you ask?  Certainly not in ponyville, that's for sure. No, If I do recall, as celestia found that I was an alicorn, she had sent me to canterlot to rule with her. The only problem is, there was I reason I hid it. But back to the matter at hand. I am in quarantine. I had been caught with the dreaded illness, cutie pox. Then how am I writing this? Well, I stopped that long ago. One of the guards are writing this down for me, as I fade away. I am out of energy, I can't do anymore, but the disease might kill me if I try to stop. I can't think. I can't stop. I can't talk very good either. This might be the last known record of me, for all I know. The guards are looking at me, observing me, trying to come up with a cure. I have taken thousands of their antidotes, but none have worked. So here I am. I'm almost dead. The disease has stopped most of my bodily functions. But there is one last antidote.

Report:

He stopped breathing after we gave him the antidote. After countless tries to cure him, we did the opposite. Every antidote we gave him made it worse. We can't figure it out, and this last antidote  may have ended it by killing him. I hope not. Celestia would be furious if we killed royalty! 10 minutes later, still no vital signs. We'll come back tomorrow.