Shane the Human
Thank you for finally taking the time to listen, I am probably the only HUMAN that knows whats happening (AND PONYS:Rainbow Dash/Apple Jack) SHUT UP YOU TWO ITS NOT YOUR TURN! Any way i know what your thinking "What do mean only humans" well those two ponies just told you. Any way it started on earth my planet Me and my friend brandon were playing basket ball 1v1 I was at point I quickly overtake him taking a shot followed by a nice long swish sound. Then we heard it, the unbelievable sound I turned my head to see a HUGE mushroom cloud of covering the small town in a split second a car hit me in the face knocking me unconscious.
I awoke in a sack(Muffled Giggles) STOP I KNOW ITS FUNNY BUT IM SERIOUS(Sorry) any way i kept a pocket knife in my jacket just in case. Apparently I was going to need it. I cut open the sack and landed in a hand on the ground position. A green slimy face stood in front of me with a surprised look. I swung my fist towards his face, and to my surprise my hand slid right though his face. I gasped I tried to pull my hand out but I couldn't. He reached for a gun on his side and put it to my chest. It fired, I could feel my pulse getting higher. I shuttered as the electric shock ran threw my body i took a huge gasp for air but i couldn't find any. Not realizing a long stick of metal pointing out of the ground i collapsed. I felt a sharp pain.
I let out a sharp scream. I looked towards my stomach I saw a large stick of metal coming out of my stomach,and the thick red blood flowing down the sides of me. I remember the MLP fanfic Cupcakes you know the one were pinkie rips out Rainbow Da-(Rainbow Dash:WHAT TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS"CUPCAKES) Ummm, maybe later. The pain was unbearable. I knew i was going to die from blood loss. I thought of Rainbow Dash, my favorite pony in the show. I prayed i would meet her in heaven... then everything went black.
I woke up in a cave my chest all bandaged up. I sat up ignoring the pain. I called "WHOS THERE". There was no answer. I used the little energy i had to get up. I moved with unsteady steps. The place seemed to be a cave but i couldn't tell. I explored
until i passed out once again.
I woke up jumping to my feet. The pain in my stomach has gone away. I started to exsplore. I suddenly heard a sound that made me jump. ummmffffff, well at least thats what it sounded like. It was coming from around the cornner. I slowly moved torwards the sound. I peeked aroud the corner. I gasped. Act cool I thought. "So" I said. "So this is what ponys do for fun". I tried hard to keep the surprise in me. They both were lost for words. I had discoverd there secret. There before me was a beautiful maned pegasus with glowing rose eyes, ruining the beauty were tight ropes binding her arms in and upward possition and to top it off her leggs were bound to the side. "Ummm" Apple Jack began. "T'is an't what it looks like" Apple Jacl said with a nervous smile. I couldn't tell what Rainbow exspretion was but I knew it was somthing like AJs. I sighed "Illl get her". I removed the ductape off of rainbows mouth. I only offered to help because i knew the side affects from sex. I untied the knots in ten seconds flat.
I quickly noticed she was sleeping. I slowly backed out of the room. I called for AJ several times.for only on the tenth she answers. "Over' here"she called, I followed the sound. After about twenty minnutes of following her voice I found her.She was sitting by a rock. A twig in her mouth. "C'mere ya silly filly" Apple jack said playfully. I slowly walked into the room. "Hey, ya'll should probably be a bit more quiet, Rainbow, well has been through more than you expect" she said. "What do you mean" I replied with a slur in my voice. "Well-, she never really met her parents" AJ said staring at the bared ceiling. "It all started when I was a little filly". "Granny smith was goin' to get som'ore apple seeds for the farm, when we saw the strangest thing in a dark ally". "A box". "The box said on the side:Give To A Good Home". "Granny Smith opened the box to see a little rainbow mane, beautiful rose eyes and a cyan coat".
"From that day, granny smith took care of her". "Then she began to slack off on her farm work". "And Big Mac... Well, didn't agree".
