Friends in Equestria

by BronyGamer

Rating: teen
Tags: Alternate Universe, Human
Length: 892

Me and my friends in Equestria

Really Joey, just…. just really?
A/N: Hi guys! This is just me and my friends in Equestria, don't like fics like this then don't read you motha' buckin' flankholes!
*I do not own MLP
**If anyone could make cover art for this would be given a GIANT cookie by Pinkie.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2012-12-20 21:52:41 UTC

Arc 1; Welcome to Equestria

"Hey Jordan, do you know why Joey asked us to come over to his house so early?" Brendan asked. "Yeah, what the blast is with this?!" Andy also asks. "I was right in the middle of How To Train Your Dragon." Olivia complains. "Guys I'm sure Joey has a reasonable explanation". Jordan reply. "It's probably one of his crazy inventions, he did start acting crazier than usual after that Mad Scientist award." "But still, this is way~ too early for this." Brendan says. "Brendan, you do realize it's 7:30 in the morning, right?" Jordan ask. "Yes, on a Saturday, SATURDAY!" He screams right into my ear. "Brendan could you say that louder, I don't think the entire town heard you." Jordan reply sarcastically. "If you weren't the driver I would hit you right now." Brendan mumbles.

"So Joey, what are we doing here?" Brendan asks. "Well I just thought you would like see my homemade FTL drive!" Joey replies enthusiastically. "Well, turn this baby on and see how it works." I say. Joey turns it on but it starts smoking and sparking. "Um...... this is supposed to happen, right?" Olivia asks. She doesn't get a chance to get a response because we get surrounded by a bright light. All that everyone can hear is Andy screaming, "What the bbbbblllllllaaaaaassssssttttttt?!"

Perth, Australia

Hmm, Kuram hasn't been on for a while, I wonder what happened to him? Or is it her, gah! it's so confusing. Jordyn Ingoe, also known as Pinkie Pie on warsoul, wonders to herself. Right when she reaches her computer she's surrounded by a white light. "This is weird as hell." She says out-loud and then succumbs to darkness.

Ponyville, Equestria

"Come Twi' ya can do it!" AppleJack encourages Twilight while she's doing a very complicated teleportation spell. "AJ, I'm... trying...to... concentrate!" Twilight replies. Twilight then releases the spell, creating a flash of white (oh where have we heard that? hmm?), and five figures appear. One, a female at first glance, has very draconian features. She has two, pitch black wings, two small, curved horns, slit eyes,which she found out by opening her eyes, and a short tail with spikes that look to be made out of metal. She's wearing a black trench coat, purple tank top and black pants with black and purple boots with short heals that ends as spikes. Her hair is black with a dark purple streak that covers her right eye. Another on, that Twilight guesses is also draconian in nature, has grey, short hair, with a long grey mustache,'I wish I had a mustache like that' Spike grumbles, he, which is a educated guess if the other one was a girl, is wearing a traditional Chinese robe and a matching head band. Another girl had red fox ears with white tips, she had a tail the exact same way. Her hair was a dark pink with a hot pink stripe that curled at the front, much like Pinkie Pie's, and she's wearing a dark pink tank-top and shorts with a dark pink belt. Under her eyes are light purple flames. Another one, also a male, had black, spiked hair with a red triangle on the front. he had a black jacket(?) that was zipped(?) almost all the way up with only a triangle of white at the chest. He had black pants with a red belt. He had gloves with gold rings and red plates, his shoes are white with a gold line going around the bottom and red plating in the back.

The last guy has dark grey, spiky hair with a black stripe. He had black goggles, a white lab coat, black shirt and white pants with a black belt and black boots. "what the blast just happened...." the male draconian asks. "How the hell am I supposed to know, my invention wasn't supposed to do that." the scientist replies. Slowly, the rest wake up with a groan. "Ok, how the hell did we get here?" The Pinkie-esk one asks. "Who the hell are you?" black spiked hair guy asks. "I guess introductions are in order. I'm Jordyn ." "Brendan" he replies. "Andy" "Olivia" "Joey" They all look around. "Hey guys, where's Jordan?" Brendan asks.

????, Equestria

Year: ????

Ugh, what the hell happened? Jordan looks around him and sees shocked ponies. .......What the hell..... He, shakily, gets up but immediately falls back. He opens his mouth to moan in pain but lets out a low whimper. Ok, what the hell is going on?! "Oh dear, it looks like this animal is hurt"  a Alicorn, Luna to be exact, says. Joey if you can hear me scr- wo! Luna lifts him up with her magic, places him on her back and walks out.

Ponyville, Equestria

Joey looks up from a science book he got from Twilight with a disturbed face. "What is it Joey?" Brendan asks. "I think someone just said 'screw me'." Joey replies. "Well I didn't hear anything," Twilight replies," It might be your imagination." "Maybe."

Sub-arc part 1

"Luna dear, why do you have a black fox on your back?" Queen Nebula asks. "I was wondering the same thing," King Hyperion says," but you do have to admit it does seem to be hurt."