Fallout Equestria: Change

Fallout Equestria: Changes

Hate.

By Eissen L. Dargwell

“If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!”

“So you’re telling me, you didn’t grab anything from up there, a place that hasn’t been touched for nearly who knows how long? Are you an idiot or something Orange Boy?” My green colored griffon trader of a friend was currently letting me have it on the importance of pre-war junk and the trading system of the wastes. I sighed softly, knowing this wouldn’t end anytime soon. “Jade, tell me, it was junk. Nothing but useless trinkets and books. Hell, the only things of value were those damned robots and I scraped them. I mean seriously……who would want a book other then ponies from Stables? I mean…..when do you even know a pony is from a stable unless they were their jumpsuit….I mean, seriously Jade….seriously.” She glared at me, making me almost freeze up in fear right then in there, “Useless? Useless!? Everything has value Eissen, everything! Hell, even shell casing’s have value to certain ponies! Hell,” She picked up a rock, holding it out infront of me, “this rock has value to certain ponies! Think for once ya orange dolt, and get your mind outta other colt’s plots.” I blush brightly.” H-hey! I do not have my mind in anypony’s ass! You hear me! I am not a big pervert looking for any type of plot to plow! Plus, it ain’t my fault I don’t like mares……” she chuckled, apparently finding my embarrassment amusing. “Then whose fault is it?” She looked at me smugly. “Well I um……don’t know….I just don’t like mares….I never have. Big old meany feather butt…..hmph.” She rubbed my head, messing with my mane. “Oh cheer up Orange, atleast ya like what ya like,” she looked up into the sky, it was night, but no star’s shown. I looked up with her, hoping one day I could see the stars. That would be nice, “so, Orange, where we headed next, and please let it be senseable and it doesn’t end us up with a robo-pony that featherbrain over there has an orgasm about.” She pointed at Blue, who slept with her Pip-Buck curled up with. Sometimes, I don’t get her. “Yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaa, good point. So, this is why I’m asking you. You know of any good places?” I looked up at her, hoping that she did.

She tapped her chin with a  claw, deep in thought.

“How ‘bout this factory I heard about while searching for some scrap back up north, seemingly untouched be scavangers. So how ‘bout it?” Jade looked….excited for my awnser. “Uh….sure? I guess? Better than sitting here wasting time.” I could’ve sworn she fluttered off the ground for a second. “Yay! Ok, we’ll just need to get ready in the morning, shouldn’t be more then a weeks walk from here, if we keep going through each day with no detours!” I looked at her like she was crazy. “Whoa Jade, calm down. We’ll go there, just…..calm your feathers.” She glared at me. “Calm my feathers? Hmph.” She crossed her forearms and turned away from me, guess it was a…female thing. I sighed softly, laying down on a bedroll that we found at the camp, falling asleep soon enough.

I was awoken by a cold metal hoof poking my side.

“I think he’s either malfunctioning or shut off….he won’t move, besides when I poke him.” For a robot, she was innocent. Cute, but still. I rolled onto my side, ignoring her pokes. “He moved! He’s online! C’mon master, get up! The bird wants to take you someplace!” I rolled back over, looking in her cold eyes with my tired ones. “Sweetie, let me get five more minutes? Please?.....” “Nu Master! Get up!” She poked me again, and so I listened to her, I got up. If only to escape the hell of pokes. I tiredly threw on my gear and clothing, noticing everyone else was fully loaded and ready. And Jade, with her face lit up in excitement. Today, it was going to be one of those interesting days.

Because Jade took us to a robot factory a ways north of Pegas.

I looked over at Jade, a twitch in my eye. “Jade….this is an abandoned Robronco robot factory…..what are we doing here?” She looked at me with a cheerful smile. “Don’t worry, this place hasn’t worked in ages, or so my sources tell me. You’ll be fine.” I looked at her flatly. “Robots.” She kept that same smile. “Are not working. They can’t hurt us if they can’t function.” I gave her the same look, she was crazy, why do I get all the crazies?

So we headed for the doors, Me, Jade, Blue, and Sweetie. We were greeted by dust. Lots of dust.

We all coughed loudly, well, besides Sweetie. I waved my hoof to clear it and all I saw was a empty front room, with some long abandoned display cases, probally already looted of their valuables when the spells went off. “See Eissen, not a robot in sight! And deeper inside are Pre-War treasures, all for the taking! Hehe!” She danced around the room with glee. I sighed. “Oh shut up Jade, you’re right, no robots. Happy?” She nodded quickly, with a big dumb smile on her face. I trotted into the lobby, looking around, then I saw a blue blur go by me, I turned and saw one of the most creepiest things I will ever see in my life. Blue, standing infront of a display case with a robot in it, a big one. I couldn’t tell what model, but that wasn’t it.

Blue had a wingboner.

An obvious one…..

I face hoofed. I got the crazies……. “Blue….what are you doing?” She didn’t seem to notice me, still staring at that machine, “BLUE!” That got her, she jumped into the air, and fluttered for a moment before calming down. “U-uh, what Eissen?” I gave her a flat look. “What happened? You zoned out at the machine.” She fluttered to the ground, rubbing her left foreleg. “U-uh….”

Then Jade decided to cut in.

“Hey Featherbrain, need a little help with those wings?~” Jade said this as she lightly slapped Blue’s flank. Blue’s face turned to purple from a blush, then the next thing I know I hear a loud hoof on skin sound. And Jade was in the floor, holding her face. “Hmph, you could’ve asked politely.” Blue trotted off into another room, Jade was laying there, holding her newest injury, and Sweetie was looking around curiously.

Yep.

I get all the crazies.

After a few minutes, I heard Jade get up slowly, then suddenly say “Wait Blue! I can do polite! Come back!” And off she went, leaving me and Sweetie. I turned to Sweetie. “I’m not crazy, am I?” She looked at me cutely, and smiled. “Of course not master! Why would you be insane?” I sighed, “Thanks Sweetie, now how be we go the other way then the two crazy girls, eh? It’d be a good rest from them.” I said as I trotted toward the other doorway, opposite side from the two love birds, hoping to get a break today.

Turns out, shit was about to hit the fan.

Hard.