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Would you take a bite?

by Jay Cruiz
Look, I was a depressed guy, nothing and no one to live for. Suicide fixed that , or so I thought. Now I'm in Equestria, and man my life is just getting weirder and weirder every day. And I find myself inexplicably attracted to a cetain cyan pon

Currently being rewritten to fix all grammar issues and story inconsistency



I always thought life was a bit dreary and after losing everything I had nothing to live for. So after an unfortunate accident whilst drunk I find myself here in Equestria, I think is the name, with a butt load of talking cartoon like talking ponies. They have magic, which is nearly impossible for me to do, but still attainable, but that isn't the strangest part. I have conversed with a deity of light, one of dark, one of love and another of chaos, but that isn't the strangest part. I met the saviors of this place, The Elements of Harmony, six fun loving and caring mares. And the worst part is I think I fell for one of them.
My name is Evan Wright and I am now living in Equestria.

Art BOZE-JP
Edited by zubafa and as of 2/24/2013 MLP Lover
As of 2/1/13 Proof read by Nekosama321, Cold Spike, and The Grim Reaper

Teen
On Hiatus
Sex
Gore
Slice of Life
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Dark
Human
Romance
 
PMPR

19170 words: Estimated about 2 hours to read

7 Chapters:

  1. Chapter One: A first class ticket to... uh somewhere? (Revised) 2012-12-20 17:45:59 UTC
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  2. Chapter Two: Yeah...no. 2012-12-26 06:26:55 UTC
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  3. Chapter Three: Here we go...again. 2015-04-08 05:01:52 UTC
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  4. Chapter Four: Testing, testing. One. Two. Three.... 2016-05-31 04:32:00 UTC
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  5. New tumblr 2016-10-10 03:08:12 UTC
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  6. Chapter 5: Mind Games 2016-11-21 07:36:36 UTC
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  7. Chapter 6: Too Much Responsibility 2017-10-30 04:56:56 UTC