My Little Portal- Friendship Is Scienceby Luna Plays MinecraftChaptersTesting Is DeadlyChell Really Likes TestingGood job, Twi! You broke the portal gun.One Down, Six and A Half To GoPlan of AttackBlame The Pink OneEnd songTesting Is DeadlyThe mane six hesitantly walked through the portal into the first testing chamber. "OH! OH! I can do this test! Can I? Can I can I can I can I- "Yes Pinkie, you can do this test." Twilight said irritably. "Wait, one minute you're screaming bloody murder, now you are so enthusiastically wanting to do this test?" Pinkie picked up a cube. "Well, yea. I want to get this over with already." Pinkie said, placing the cube on a button, which opened the door. "Whatever." Twi said and walked through the door, and the other girls followed. "You did a great job. Let me explain this next test. You need to get past those turrets before you can continue, and you need to still be alive. Good luck!" GLaDOS said. "That escalated quickly." Twilight said. "I'll do this test. It'll be easy!" Rainbow Dash said, and launched herself at the turrets. She knocked them over so fast that they did not even notice her. "See? Easy." "Rainbow! You could have died!" Twilight yelled. "But I didn't. A wise man once said, What is the point of life if you don't take risks?" Everypony looked at the cyan pegasus. "Where did that come from?" Rarity asked. "I saw it in a movie." Rainbow told them. "Oh, so you just copied it, and it was not original. Figures." Twilight said. "What's up with Twilight today?" Pinkie whispered to Rainbow. She just shrugged. Rainbow dash continued the test by putting a cube on a button, which opened a door leading to another button. "There is no other cube. What do we do?" Rainbow asked. "OH, OH, I know! We can saw off Twilight's horn, and use it as a cube!" Pinkie offered. Everypony looked at her in disgust. "Hehe. Just kidding." "Maybe somepony can stay behind and stand on it?" Rarity offered. "Or maybe I can stand on it, and fly fast enough to go through the door before it closes!" Dash suggested. "Good idea Dashie!" Pinkie said. "Okay, go through the door now. Good. Now i'm going to fly through it now so get out of the way." Dash flew through the door at a breakneck speed. "Oh good. You finally completed that simple test. It was so simple, Wheatly could have done it, and he was a moron. In fact, he was such a moron, that now he is floating in space. I just thought you might like to know that. Now, in this next test you will be using a portal gun. Go ahead and get yourselves acquainted with it." GLaDOS told them. "I NEED TO DO THIS!" Dash yelled and grabbed the portal gun, shooting an orange portal above her, and a blue one directly below her. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dash yelled as she kept falling. Twilight tapped her hoof on the floor impatiently. "Alright, alright i'm done." Rainbow said sadly. "Don't be such a sourpuss, Twilight." They walked into the next test chamber, and Applejack stepped forward. "Ah think ah would like a go, if that's alright with you." She said. "Go ahead, dear." Rarity said. Applejack scanned the room, before shooting portals here and there. She was so fast, she was done before anypony could register what she even did. "What, did ah mess up? Ah thought the door opened." She said. "Did you mess up? No way! You used your awesome appleninja powers and was all like... Swoosh!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Swoosh?" "Yea, Swoosh!" "Alrighty then." "Onward, everypony! For science!" Pinkie pie said and went through the door. "You're friend is a bit... sluggish." GLaDOS said. "Now listen here, Ah'm the element of honesty, and ah know that was a lie." Applejack defended herself. "Whatever. Anyways, one more test and there will be a surprise waiting fo-" GLaDOS was interupted by something crashing through the ceiling, leaving a hole in the floor. "YOU! How coincidental you should fall from the sky in this exact location. Or maybe you just really like it here." She said. Twilight took a few hesitant steps towards the hole in the floor. she looked in, just to be knocked over by Pinkie. "Hey, it's Wheatly!" She exclaimed. "How could he have survived that fall? Wasn't he supposed to be in space?" Twilight asked no one. "I think I can answer that." Rainbow said. She cleared her throat. "He probably drifted too close to Equestria's atmosphere, and fell. As to how he survived that fall? HE'S MAGICAL!" "Wow Rainbow, you are just full of surprises today." Twilight said. "Hey Wheatly, say 'Apple' apple." Pinkie said to him. "Really, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Apple?" He asked groggily. Pinkie stuck her tongue out at Dash. "Well now that I have his attention, I need to ask him something important!" Pinkie said, pulling out a thing consisting of ten instruments. "She wouldn't..." Twilight gasped. "What is the pink pony doing?" Wheatly asked. Wheatly, why'd you try to kill me? Wheatly, Why, oh why? You used to be my best friend. So why, Wheatly why? "Make it stop!" Wheatly screeched. I remember the good old days, When you were on my side, Then you turned slightly crazy, And i'm asking why, Wheatly why? Before Pinkie could continue, Twilight stuck her hoof in Pinkie's mouth. "Alright, you got me. I'm confused. Several things, actually. I thought it was Chell I tried to kill, where did that instrument even come from, how is it possible to play it, AND WHY THE HELL AM I SURROUNDED BY BRIGHTLY COLORED PONIES?" He asked. "I can answer that! It was a video game where I played Chell, I pulled the instrument out of my bigger on the inside pocket, I refuse to answer that one, and it's because you're in Equestria. WEEEEEEEL a parallel universe of Equestria." "Oh." He said simply. "I would love to listen to you chat all day, but there is testing to be done." GLaDOS said. "Oh no. It's HER!" Wheatly said in disgust. "I truly though you were not coming back. Oh well, you will just have to test with them. Now as I was saying before you rudely interrupted me, after this next test, there will be a surprise waiting for you." GLaDOS said. "I LOVE surprises!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Trust me, it's either turrets, or she just made it up." Wheatly said. "And why should we trust you? If i'm correct, you betrayed Chell and tried to kill her. How do we know you wont do the same to us?" Twilight challenged. "Oh Twilight, look at the poor thing. He can't even move without somepony holding him. I say we take him with us." Fluttershy said. "No." Twilight said plainly. "Pwease?" She was giving that puppydog look. "Just don't give him control, and we'll be fine." She whispered. Twilight sighed. "Alright." "HOORAY!" Pinkie yelled. "It's Twilight's first act of kindness all day!" "That was not kindness. She would have left him there if butterfur there had not said anything." GLaDOS said. "Butterfur?" Fluttershy asked. "It's my new nickname for you. Deal with it. Now please, continue testing, or I will use Neurotoxin." The ponies (and Wheatly) were into the next testing chamber faster than you can say 'Portal' Author's Note Because Portal is not Portal without Wheatly. Chell Really Likes TestingThe next test looked simple enough. Climb up to the ledge, shoot a portal at another tilted ledge, and shoot a portal directly under you, and you get shot to a ledge right above you. Sadly, Rarity was having problems figuring that out. "Um, not to be rude, but you are taking an awfully long time, and I would like to try." Fluttershy said. "No! I've got it." Ten minutes later. "Cmon Rarity, I want to get to the surprise already!" Pinkie whined. "No, I told you I've got it!" Twenty minutes later. Twilight yanked the portal gun out of Rarity's hoof, and completed the test in under ten seconds. "Oh. Yes, I knew that..." Rarity said and followed Twilight. "Your friend is a bit on the stupid side." GLaDOS stated. "Shut up!" "She's ugly too." Rarity immediately stopped. "What did you say?" "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!" Rarity looked like she was about to faint. "Isn't that a song?" Twilight asked but nopony answered. "Well, do you want to know what I think?" Rarity asked GLaDOS. "No." "I think that you are a lousy, good for nothing jerk, who is mean to others because she has no life or friends. If I remember correctly, you deleted your only friend. In fact, you are just making all of those things up to get on our bad side! Well i'm not falling for it, so now you have another pony who wants you dead. So good job." Rarity told her. "She's my new favorite pony." Wheatly said. Rarity smiled. "Apply cool water to burned area." Rainbow joked. "This calls for a: Rarity just dissed GLaDOS party!" Pinkie cheered. "Haha, GLaDOS is like an apple tree that just got bucked in the face!" Applejack told them. "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" GLaDOS roared. "Good job girls! You made GLaDOS lose it." Twilight told them. "Please... Just continue on to the next test chamber for your surprise." GLaDOS told them. "Okie doki loki!" Pinkie said and skipped through the door, and the others followed. As they entered the next room, the ceiling opened up, and a pony fell from it. A light orange pony with a black mane. "Well, this is awkward." Wheatly said. "Who is that?" Fluttershy asked him. "DUH! It's Chell!" Pinkie answered for him. "Yes, what the pink one said." Wheatly confirmed. "I foud her sneaking around the old testing chambers. I guess she just really likes testing." GLaDOS said, making Chell frown. "Well, at least we have a professional tester here now." Twilight said, and Chell face-hoofed. "Before we continue testing, I think Wheatly has something to say to Chell." Fluttershy said. "What?" "You know, at the end of Portal 2, you said that if you ever see her again, you would apologize." Pinkie told him. "Oh." "Yea." "Right now?" "YES!" "Well i'm sorry, but I feel bloody stupid." "Well i'm sure no one likes admitting that they went crazy, but i'm sure it will all work out." "That isn't helping!" Wheatly told the pink pony. Chell tapped her hoof on the floor impatiently. "All right fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was mean, and monstrous, and I was just like HER. I am truly sorry." "Awww, thank you for finally opening up to us!" Fluttershy congratulated him. "Chell, do you accept his apology?" Applejack asked. The light orange pony nodded. "Good, now that we are all friends again, it's time to complete this test. So if you don't mind..." "Yea, yea hold your... something, GLaDOS." Pinkie said. "Let's go, everypony and... whatever Wheatly is!" Good job, Twi! You broke the portal gun."Alright, I will do this test." Twilight said, holding the portal gun with her magic. "Okie doki loki! Just don't break the portal gun." Pinkie said. "Pinkie, i'm not gonna break the portal gun- *crack* Um... I can fix this." "Good job, test subject 573458. You broke the nearly indestructible portal device." GLaDOS told her, slowly clapping. "I SAID I CAN FIX IT!" Twilight fiddled with the device, but ended up just breaking it in half. She threw it on the ground out of frustration and began stomping it with her hooves. "I don't think that's fixable." Applejack pointed out. GLaDOS sighed, and the room changed. Now they were in a small, square room with a brand new portal gun in the center. "Test subject 573458 is no longer aloud to use the portal device." GLaDOS said. "Quit calling me that!" Twilight snapped. "Of course, how rude of me, 573458." "..." "Now, on to testing, all of you!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The seven ponies, and Wheatly, finished five tests in less than an hour, only gaining minor injuries and migraines. "All right everyone, final test for the day, because I know how you lazy ponies hate being overworked. 573458 PUT THAT PORTAL GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW! Thank you. Sadly, this test is impossible, so make no attempt to solve it." GLaDOS told them. "Impossible? They said the Sonic Rainboom was impossible and I did it twice, the second time I didn't even go into a nose dive. So do not tell me this test is impossible." Rainbow Dash snapped. "Alright, go ahead an waste the rest of your short, sad lives trying to solve it. Meanwhile, I will be watching My Little Pony. I will make no attempt to explain it to you because the universe might explode." GLaDOS told them, and the theme song for My Little Pony played very quietly in the background. The test chamber had a see-through wall in the middle of it, which you could not walk through or shoot portals through. Above that, was just metal. For some odd reason, there was a 1x1 hole in the metal. The girls explored a little bit, and Fluttershy carried Wheatly with her. "Is anyone going to ask me?" He asked. Nopony answered him. Twilight tried to go around the wall, but just found herself in a room with a bunch of pipes and such in it. She looked around, but only found writing on a wall. The purple unicorn went closer, and read: The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie She stared at it in horror. "What, you think i'm an idiot? You honestly think I don't know that? GLaDOS is clearly trying to kill us, and you think that I do not know that the cake is a lie. I am no fool." Twilight spat. "So whoever you are, Mr. cake is a lie guy, thank you, for stating the obvious." Twilight said and stomped off. 5 minutes later. Pinkie Pie bounced into a room full of pipes and other junk. She looked around, not finding anything, when she noticed some writing on the wall. The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie Pinkie fell to her knees. "NO! WHY, DOUBLE RAINBOW ACROSS THE SKY, WHY!" She started sobbing loudly, when Rainbow Dash walked in. "Pinkie, what are you- WHAT? WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?" She started crying next to Pinkie Pie, hugging her as if they were about to die. "What are you two crying about? The cake is right on the other side of the wall, and I think Twilight found a way in." Rarity told them. Rainbow Dash scrambled to her hooves. "Oh, yea. Right. Do try to behave yourself, Pinkie." Rainbow said and followed Rarity out of the room. Pinkie watched them leave. "Did she really just say that?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Alright, I think I understand. All I need to do is shoot a portal through that hole, and then one on the floor. We should land on the other side of the wall." Twilight told them. "Um, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you aren't allowed to use a portal gun." Wheatly said. "No one cares." "Alrighty then..." Twilight took the portal gun, and aimed at the hole, she was about the fire when a turret was placed behind her. "Hello!" The turret fired it's rounds at Twilight, and she dropped to the floor. Her friends looked at her body in horror. "I told her she can't use the portal gun." The voice of GLaDOS said. Pinkie gasped in shock. "BLOODY MURDER!" One Down, Six and A Half To Go"Y-you MONSTER! You killed her! Now I will kill you!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "Ah think Fluttershy is broken!" Applejack said, pointing at the shaking yellow ball that was huddled in the corner. "Oh no! Speak to me Fluttershy, Speak to me!" Pinkie gasped. "And you broke Fluttershy! You are just sick. A sick, cold hearted pile of metal! You probably don't even have a heart! You killed Twilight because she touched your stupid little toy!" Rainbow hissed. "Hey, that portal device is worth more than five of test subject 573458." GLaDOS defended. "Her name is NOT test subject, it's Twilight Sparkle. You probably didn't even take the time to learn her name!" Rainbow snapped. GLaDOS stayed silent. "Come on girls, let's get this stupid test over with." Rainbow Dash finished the test, and led all of the girls (And Wheatly) to the other side of the wall, where the cake was sitting on a table. "Just a hologram. Figures." She turned, and opened a door where a lift was waiting for them. They rode it up to a room, where there were eight beds waiting for them. Too bad one of them would be empty that night. They all got settled in, crawling into their beds, and Fluttershy put Wheatly in the seventh bed. "How many more of us do you think will die?" She asked. "Honestly, I don't know. In my opinion, I think we will be lucky if one of us gets out alive." Wheatly told the timid pegasus. She crawled in to bed, looking terrified. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That morning, they were woken up early for testing. "Please make your way to the testing chambers." The automated voice said. Rainbow Dash grinned. She shot a portal at the floor, and one through a vent. "Rainbow, what in tarnation are you doing?" Applejack asked. "Revenge, dear Applejack. Revenge." She said sweetly. "Will you be joining me?" She looked expectantly at her friends.All of them followed hesitantly. Even the mute Chell. "Rainbow, darling, how much have you thought of this plan of yours?" Rarity asked. "Get into the vents, and find GLaDOS." She said. Nopony spoke against it, but there was still uncertainty. The ponies and Wheatly crawled through the vents, only passing over the occasional testing chamber. "Would ya look at that..." Applejack whispered. "What?" Rainbow asked. "Turrets." Turrets. There were so many turrets below them. Like, turretopolis. Rainbow growled. "Those are the things SHE used to kill Twilight." "But listen. They're... Singing. It looks like they're singing to us." Fluttershy pointed out. Cara, bel, cara mia, bella bambina, oh Chell, que lastima, que lastima, deh! Cara mia, addio. Mia bambina, cara, perchè non passi lontana, sì lontana, da scienza? Cara, cara mia bambina, ah mia bel, ah mia cara, la mia cara, la mia bamina, oh cara, cara mia… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Clearly they aren't very creative if they can't think of a song different than the one they sang to Chell." Rainbow said. "Rainbow, stop. That was... Beautiful." Fluttershy told her. "They sang:" "Dear, beautiful, my dear, beautiful girl oh Chell, what a shame, what a shame, well, My dear, farewell. My girl, dear, why don't you stay, away, yes, away, from science? Dear, dear, my girl, my beutiful, my dear, my dear, my girl, my dear, my dear..." Rainbow Dash sniffled. "FLUTTERSHY I LUV YOU!" She hugged her yellow friend. "Even though we're in this vent, and it smells like someone farted I still love you, and I always will!" "Aw, I love you too Rainbow." She petted Rainbows head. "I think it's time for confessions, since we're going to face GLaDOS and most likely die." Rarity said. She took a deep breath. "Applejack, I always steal apples from your apple trees. Pinkie, I think you're insane and I hate your parties! And you annoy me because you're too damn happy all of the time. Rainbow Dash, I think you're full of yourself and stupid. And Fluttershy I hate our weekly spa visit!" Everyone gave her angry looks. "And I think Chell is ugly and has a dumb name!" Chell gave a look like "Why did you drag me into this?" "Well you wanna know what ah think?" Applejack asked. "Rarity, if you can't pay 25c for an apple, you're a filthy beggar who wastes all the money you do get on clothes and items you don't even need! Pinkie Pie, as much as ah hate to admit it, ah agree with Rarity. Rainbow, you're a dumb wannabe who didn't even pass kindergarten! And Fluttershy... How can ah say something bad about Fluttershy? She's too damn adorable. Oh, and Chell, don't worry, ah don't care about looks or how dumb your name sounds." Everypony gasped. "So that's how you wanna play it, eh?" Rainbow asked. Rarity annoys the shit out of me. I hate applejack because she's better than me and is too proud to ask for help when she really needs it. I like Pinkie because if you get on her bad side she is a great weapon. AND FLUTTERSHY IS SOOOOOOOoooooooo ADORABLE!" She finished. "Okay Flutters, your turn." "I'm not getting involved in this..." "Wheatly's turn!" "I think you're all insane." "Great! Glad we got all of that out of our systems." "But I never got a turn!" Pinkie whined. "NO ONE LIKES YOU!" Plan of AttackEverypony continued on through the vents in silence. Pinkie Pie's hair deflated and was now covering her face. "Her room isn't far now. I recognize this place." Rainbow Dash told them. "And what is your plan of attack, captain." Wheatly asked. Rainbow glared at him. "I- I don't know." "WE'RE DOOMED!" "Would you shut it? You haven't even helped us at all, you're just slowing us down. If it were up to me, I would throw you in the incinerator. You dhould be thanking Fluttershy for taking care of you and carrying you everywhere." Rainbow snapped. Wheatly stayed silent for a moment, but then said, "Who is Fluttershy?" Rainbow face-hoofed. "The one carrying you. I'm Rainbow Dash, that's Pinkie Pie, that's Rarity, and the one who died back there is Twilight Sparkle." She told him. They continued on in awkward silence until Pinkie finally had enough of it. "So.... Read any good books lately?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It took a while, but they were finally 100 hooves above GLaDOS' room. "You do realize she will kill us instantly, right?" Wheatly asked. "Not on my watch." Rainbow replied. "Oh, alright. Because that makes me feel so much better." He said sarcastically. "Um, I don't mean to bother you but... How do we get down?" Fluttershy asked. "I didn't really think about this..." Rainbow replied, causing a lot of face-hoofing. "Um, maybe we could carry them down one at a time to where GLaDOS can't see them." Fluttershy offered. "Shy, you're brilliant!" Dash told her. "Yea, not gonna work, she has cameras everywhere." Wheatly pointed out. Chell grabbed the portal gun, dropping down with her long fall boots and expertly shooting portals at all of the cameras. "Or we can just do that..." He said. "Fluttershy, take Wheatly down first, then Rarity. I'll take Pinkie Pie. Okay?" Fluttershy nodded, and jumped out of the vent, spreading her wings and going into a glide. Rainbow followed, carrying Pinkie Pie, and going into a nose dive. Pinkie had to stick her hoof in her mouth so that she did not scream. They landed in a corner behind GLaDOS, and Fluttershy went back up to get Rarity. She was back in a minute, and set Rarity down next to the others. They began to advance on GLaDOS, when she spoke. "I know you are there. You think I would not notice all of the cameras being destroyed, or you missing from the test chambers?" She asked. "I kind of didn't think you would notice." Rainbow said nervously. "Well, now that you're here, killing you will be a lot easier. I think I will kill you last, so you can watch your other friends die. Oh, and don't think I forgot about little Wheatly. Oh yes, his death will be much worse. Perhaps I will let him spend some time in a potato, so he can know how I felt when he did it to me. Yes, this will be very fun." She told them. "If you want to hurt them, you have to get through me!" Rainbow yelled, making GLaDOS chuckle. "I am prepared to do that. I think I will use the Neurotoxin today. It has been a long time since I last used that stuff. At least Chell was smart enough to destroy the Neurotoxin generator, and replace my good turrets with defective ones. But you were so foolish to come here and expect to kill me with out doing that. They say anger clouds ones mind. I think i'm starting to believe that." GLaDOS said to the cyan pegasus. "Let me just warm up the Neurotoxin generator, and let the fun be doubled." A countdown appeared on the wall. "You all have about three and a half minutes. Any last words?" "I have something to say, but it wont be the last thing." Rainbow replied, and charged GLaDOS. She simply put up a shield, and Rainbow bounced off of it like a fly to a window. And then the turrets appeared. "Oh, would you look at that. The fun has been tripled!" GLaDOS cheered. "Is anyone there?" One asked innocently, and then they fired they're rounds. Rainbow heard Rarity scream, followed by a terrible noise from Pinkie Pie. When the turrets were out of ammo, rainbow rushed to them as fast as she could. Fluttershy dropped Wheatly and followed. The unicorn and earth pony had terrible bullet wounds. Wounds that would not heal. "Oh no. No! Not you girls too!" Rainbow cried. Pinkie smiled at her. "Don't worry about us, you need to destroy GLaDOS. And don't let that meanie come back!" She said, and breathed her last breath, and Rarity did the same. Rainbow turned to GLaDOS. "You'll pay for this!" She screamed, and flew at breakneck speeds towards GLaDOS. The sound barrier appeared, and there was a loud boom. Chell and Fluttershy gasped in shock, then Fluttershy realized something. "We forgot Applejack..." Meanwhile, in the vent... "Hello? is anypony there? Should I drop down there too? Ok, let me just get mah legs through this hole and- AHHHHH!" Now there is a third dead body in GLaDOS' room. Fluttershy fainted. As Rainbow dash collided with the shields, they snapped like twigs, and then she hit GLaDOS. Rainbow felt her neck snap. It was not as painless as they say it is. Rainbow was dead, but so was GLaDOS. Knowing this, she could rest in peace. "Alright, she's dead, but without her, this entire facility will explode! We need to get out like, now!" Wheatly told the two remaining ponies. "Oh, um, alright. I guess I can carry you in my mouth, and I can carry Chell with my hooves..." Fluttershy began, but Chell shook her head. "Go." She mouthed. Fluttershy looked at her in horror. "But if I don't carry you, you'll die!" "And if you do, we won't get out fast enough!" Wheatly snapped, and Chell smiled. "I can't leave you!" She told Chell. This time, Chell pushed her. "Go!" Tears came to Fluttershy's eyes. "I'll never forget you... I don't want to lose another one of my friends!" She sobbed. "We need to go NOW if we want to make it out alive." Wheatly urged. "Goodbye Chell. And Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight." She said, picking up Wheatly and taking to the sky. The roof was torn apart, and the last thing Fluttershy saw of Chell was her smiling at Fluttershy, before being covered with flames. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 year later. After Celestia Science exploded, Fluttershy and Wheatly returned to her world. Princess Celestia herself came to the funeral of the five of the mane six, and Chell. Fluttershy's life was sort of back to normal. Wheatly lived at her cottage, and she install a rail so he could move around. The elements of harmony went back to Celestia and Luna, where they were used once more to defeat discord again. The worst part of it all for Fluttershy, was telling her friend's family, that they were not coming back. But life went on, and Fluttershy got a family of her own, and lived happily ever after. The end... Or is it? Blame The Pink OneMy Little Portal: Science Is Magic! Written by: Luna Plays Minecraft Twilight finally had the answers she had been looking for. Pinkie's so called "Pinkie Sense" is not real. Pinkie Pie stole the Doctor's TARDIS and went to the future so she knew what was going to happen at what time. How did Twilight figure this out? Simple. She saw the TARDIS in Pinkie's room, and Pinkie Pie admitted it. "But you have missed one thing, my dear Twilight." Pinkie had said. "Oh yea? What is that?" "I might not have Pinkie senses, but I can break the fourth wall! Watch as I bring us to a place called Earth." It failed, of course. Now all of the mane six were in a small, white room, with classical music playing in the background. "What the hay?" Applejack asked. "Oops, I brought us to the Portal universe instead of Earth... My bad." Pinkie said. "Well can you bring us back?" Rainbow Dash asked. "No, because the Fourth Wall is already fixed." Pinkie told her. Twilight face hoofed. "Um, which one is the Portal universe? I mean... If you don't mind me asking." Fluttershy asked. "The one with the evil robot. Or is it the one with the planet with the Ood on it?" "The one with the robot. I recognize the drab room." Rarity confirmed. Everypony looked at her. "What? I can play video games too." "Do you think GLaDOS will make us test?" Fluttershy asked with a terrified look. Rainbow Dash picked up Twilight and hid behind her. "Make Twilight test first! I'm too awesome to die!" She yelled. "Now, now. Nopony is gonna die. All we gotta do is test, and we get cake at the end." Applejack told them. "ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN? THIS IS GLaDOS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! SHE'LL MURDER US!" Pinkie screamed. "I can't die now, I just got a hooficure!" Rarity cried. "Can I come cry with you girls to?" Fluttershy asked timidly. "Sure, come here, Shy." Rainbow said, hugging her friend. "Everypony calm down, we are not going to die!" Twilight told them. "Welcome to Celestial Science, where you help us, help you. Please proceed through the portal for testing." The voice of GLaDOS told them. "Bloody. Murder." Pinkie said. End songWell here we are again, But this time it's not as much of a pleasure. It's really no fun, to be killed thrice. But it is alright. I forive you. it's just a shme your dead because, no more testing for you! But there's no sense in complaining, When there's not too much damage done, I will just rebuild, as I always have done. Because i'm clearly still alive, And i'm doing just fine, I guess those ponies, Just died in vain. I should not be angry. They only did it, because their friend made a mistake. Even when I told her no, She did it anyways... So I won't seek revenge, No I won't be the bad guy. I will just stay here, and keep on testing cause I am clearly still alive, and I need to go now, and do more testing for you and I You shouldn't look so angry. I think you're really over reacting. You are just as bad as the one named Rarity. She was annoying. I am sooo GLaD she's dead. I think I would have strangled her, But that's really off topic... I should go-o now, For there is science to do, and I am really GLaD I no longer have to deal with you. Because Chell is dead, And almost everypony else, and I am still alive. Sequel Author's Note How to sing this song: This part is the tune of Portal 2 end song: Well here we are again, But this time it's not as much of a pleasure. It's really no fun, to be killed thrice. But it is alright. I forive you. it's just a shme your dead because, no more testing for you! And the rest is the tune of portal 1 end song.
Testing Is DeadlyThe mane six hesitantly walked through the portal into the first testing chamber. "OH! OH! I can do this test! Can I? Can I can I can I can I- "Yes Pinkie, you can do this test." Twilight said irritably. "Wait, one minute you're screaming bloody murder, now you are so enthusiastically wanting to do this test?" Pinkie picked up a cube. "Well, yea. I want to get this over with already." Pinkie said, placing the cube on a button, which opened the door. "Whatever." Twi said and walked through the door, and the other girls followed. "You did a great job. Let me explain this next test. You need to get past those turrets before you can continue, and you need to still be alive. Good luck!" GLaDOS said. "That escalated quickly." Twilight said. "I'll do this test. It'll be easy!" Rainbow Dash said, and launched herself at the turrets. She knocked them over so fast that they did not even notice her. "See? Easy." "Rainbow! You could have died!" Twilight yelled. "But I didn't. A wise man once said, What is the point of life if you don't take risks?" Everypony looked at the cyan pegasus. "Where did that come from?" Rarity asked. "I saw it in a movie." Rainbow told them. "Oh, so you just copied it, and it was not original. Figures." Twilight said. "What's up with Twilight today?" Pinkie whispered to Rainbow. She just shrugged. Rainbow dash continued the test by putting a cube on a button, which opened a door leading to another button. "There is no other cube. What do we do?" Rainbow asked. "OH, OH, I know! We can saw off Twilight's horn, and use it as a cube!" Pinkie offered. Everypony looked at her in disgust. "Hehe. Just kidding." "Maybe somepony can stay behind and stand on it?" Rarity offered. "Or maybe I can stand on it, and fly fast enough to go through the door before it closes!" Dash suggested. "Good idea Dashie!" Pinkie said. "Okay, go through the door now. Good. Now i'm going to fly through it now so get out of the way." Dash flew through the door at a breakneck speed. "Oh good. You finally completed that simple test. It was so simple, Wheatly could have done it, and he was a moron. In fact, he was such a moron, that now he is floating in space. I just thought you might like to know that. Now, in this next test you will be using a portal gun. Go ahead and get yourselves acquainted with it." GLaDOS told them. "I NEED TO DO THIS!" Dash yelled and grabbed the portal gun, shooting an orange portal above her, and a blue one directly below her. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Dash yelled as she kept falling. Twilight tapped her hoof on the floor impatiently. "Alright, alright i'm done." Rainbow said sadly. "Don't be such a sourpuss, Twilight." They walked into the next test chamber, and Applejack stepped forward. "Ah think ah would like a go, if that's alright with you." She said. "Go ahead, dear." Rarity said. Applejack scanned the room, before shooting portals here and there. She was so fast, she was done before anypony could register what she even did. "What, did ah mess up? Ah thought the door opened." She said. "Did you mess up? No way! You used your awesome appleninja powers and was all like... Swoosh!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Swoosh?" "Yea, Swoosh!" "Alrighty then." "Onward, everypony! For science!" Pinkie pie said and went through the door. "You're friend is a bit... sluggish." GLaDOS said. "Now listen here, Ah'm the element of honesty, and ah know that was a lie." Applejack defended herself. "Whatever. Anyways, one more test and there will be a surprise waiting fo-" GLaDOS was interupted by something crashing through the ceiling, leaving a hole in the floor. "YOU! How coincidental you should fall from the sky in this exact location. Or maybe you just really like it here." She said. Twilight took a few hesitant steps towards the hole in the floor. she looked in, just to be knocked over by Pinkie. "Hey, it's Wheatly!" She exclaimed. "How could he have survived that fall? Wasn't he supposed to be in space?" Twilight asked no one. "I think I can answer that." Rainbow said. She cleared her throat. "He probably drifted too close to Equestria's atmosphere, and fell. As to how he survived that fall? HE'S MAGICAL!" "Wow Rainbow, you are just full of surprises today." Twilight said. "Hey Wheatly, say 'Apple' apple." Pinkie said to him. "Really, Pinkie?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Apple?" He asked groggily. Pinkie stuck her tongue out at Dash. "Well now that I have his attention, I need to ask him something important!" Pinkie said, pulling out a thing consisting of ten instruments. "She wouldn't..." Twilight gasped. "What is the pink pony doing?" Wheatly asked. Wheatly, why'd you try to kill me? Wheatly, Why, oh why? You used to be my best friend. So why, Wheatly why? "Make it stop!" Wheatly screeched. I remember the good old days, When you were on my side, Then you turned slightly crazy, And i'm asking why, Wheatly why? Before Pinkie could continue, Twilight stuck her hoof in Pinkie's mouth. "Alright, you got me. I'm confused. Several things, actually. I thought it was Chell I tried to kill, where did that instrument even come from, how is it possible to play it, AND WHY THE HELL AM I SURROUNDED BY BRIGHTLY COLORED PONIES?" He asked. "I can answer that! It was a video game where I played Chell, I pulled the instrument out of my bigger on the inside pocket, I refuse to answer that one, and it's because you're in Equestria. WEEEEEEEL a parallel universe of Equestria." "Oh." He said simply. "I would love to listen to you chat all day, but there is testing to be done." GLaDOS said. "Oh no. It's HER!" Wheatly said in disgust. "I truly though you were not coming back. Oh well, you will just have to test with them. Now as I was saying before you rudely interrupted me, after this next test, there will be a surprise waiting for you." GLaDOS said. "I LOVE surprises!" Pinkie exclaimed. "Trust me, it's either turrets, or she just made it up." Wheatly said. "And why should we trust you? If i'm correct, you betrayed Chell and tried to kill her. How do we know you wont do the same to us?" Twilight challenged. "Oh Twilight, look at the poor thing. He can't even move without somepony holding him. I say we take him with us." Fluttershy said. "No." Twilight said plainly. "Pwease?" She was giving that puppydog look. "Just don't give him control, and we'll be fine." She whispered. Twilight sighed. "Alright." "HOORAY!" Pinkie yelled. "It's Twilight's first act of kindness all day!" "That was not kindness. She would have left him there if butterfur there had not said anything." GLaDOS said. "Butterfur?" Fluttershy asked. "It's my new nickname for you. Deal with it. Now please, continue testing, or I will use Neurotoxin." The ponies (and Wheatly) were into the next testing chamber faster than you can say 'Portal' Author's Note Because Portal is not Portal without Wheatly.
Chell Really Likes TestingThe next test looked simple enough. Climb up to the ledge, shoot a portal at another tilted ledge, and shoot a portal directly under you, and you get shot to a ledge right above you. Sadly, Rarity was having problems figuring that out. "Um, not to be rude, but you are taking an awfully long time, and I would like to try." Fluttershy said. "No! I've got it." Ten minutes later. "Cmon Rarity, I want to get to the surprise already!" Pinkie whined. "No, I told you I've got it!" Twenty minutes later. Twilight yanked the portal gun out of Rarity's hoof, and completed the test in under ten seconds. "Oh. Yes, I knew that..." Rarity said and followed Twilight. "Your friend is a bit on the stupid side." GLaDOS stated. "Shut up!" "She's ugly too." Rarity immediately stopped. "What did you say?" "U-G-L-Y you ain't got no alibi you ugly!" Rarity looked like she was about to faint. "Isn't that a song?" Twilight asked but nopony answered. "Well, do you want to know what I think?" Rarity asked GLaDOS. "No." "I think that you are a lousy, good for nothing jerk, who is mean to others because she has no life or friends. If I remember correctly, you deleted your only friend. In fact, you are just making all of those things up to get on our bad side! Well i'm not falling for it, so now you have another pony who wants you dead. So good job." Rarity told her. "She's my new favorite pony." Wheatly said. Rarity smiled. "Apply cool water to burned area." Rainbow joked. "This calls for a: Rarity just dissed GLaDOS party!" Pinkie cheered. "Haha, GLaDOS is like an apple tree that just got bucked in the face!" Applejack told them. "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP!" GLaDOS roared. "Good job girls! You made GLaDOS lose it." Twilight told them. "Please... Just continue on to the next test chamber for your surprise." GLaDOS told them. "Okie doki loki!" Pinkie said and skipped through the door, and the others followed. As they entered the next room, the ceiling opened up, and a pony fell from it. A light orange pony with a black mane. "Well, this is awkward." Wheatly said. "Who is that?" Fluttershy asked him. "DUH! It's Chell!" Pinkie answered for him. "Yes, what the pink one said." Wheatly confirmed. "I foud her sneaking around the old testing chambers. I guess she just really likes testing." GLaDOS said, making Chell frown. "Well, at least we have a professional tester here now." Twilight said, and Chell face-hoofed. "Before we continue testing, I think Wheatly has something to say to Chell." Fluttershy said. "What?" "You know, at the end of Portal 2, you said that if you ever see her again, you would apologize." Pinkie told him. "Oh." "Yea." "Right now?" "YES!" "Well i'm sorry, but I feel bloody stupid." "Well i'm sure no one likes admitting that they went crazy, but i'm sure it will all work out." "That isn't helping!" Wheatly told the pink pony. Chell tapped her hoof on the floor impatiently. "All right fine. I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was mean, and monstrous, and I was just like HER. I am truly sorry." "Awww, thank you for finally opening up to us!" Fluttershy congratulated him. "Chell, do you accept his apology?" Applejack asked. The light orange pony nodded. "Good, now that we are all friends again, it's time to complete this test. So if you don't mind..." "Yea, yea hold your... something, GLaDOS." Pinkie said. "Let's go, everypony and... whatever Wheatly is!"
Good job, Twi! You broke the portal gun."Alright, I will do this test." Twilight said, holding the portal gun with her magic. "Okie doki loki! Just don't break the portal gun." Pinkie said. "Pinkie, i'm not gonna break the portal gun- *crack* Um... I can fix this." "Good job, test subject 573458. You broke the nearly indestructible portal device." GLaDOS told her, slowly clapping. "I SAID I CAN FIX IT!" Twilight fiddled with the device, but ended up just breaking it in half. She threw it on the ground out of frustration and began stomping it with her hooves. "I don't think that's fixable." Applejack pointed out. GLaDOS sighed, and the room changed. Now they were in a small, square room with a brand new portal gun in the center. "Test subject 573458 is no longer aloud to use the portal device." GLaDOS said. "Quit calling me that!" Twilight snapped. "Of course, how rude of me, 573458." "..." "Now, on to testing, all of you!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The seven ponies, and Wheatly, finished five tests in less than an hour, only gaining minor injuries and migraines. "All right everyone, final test for the day, because I know how you lazy ponies hate being overworked. 573458 PUT THAT PORTAL GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW! Thank you. Sadly, this test is impossible, so make no attempt to solve it." GLaDOS told them. "Impossible? They said the Sonic Rainboom was impossible and I did it twice, the second time I didn't even go into a nose dive. So do not tell me this test is impossible." Rainbow Dash snapped. "Alright, go ahead an waste the rest of your short, sad lives trying to solve it. Meanwhile, I will be watching My Little Pony. I will make no attempt to explain it to you because the universe might explode." GLaDOS told them, and the theme song for My Little Pony played very quietly in the background. The test chamber had a see-through wall in the middle of it, which you could not walk through or shoot portals through. Above that, was just metal. For some odd reason, there was a 1x1 hole in the metal. The girls explored a little bit, and Fluttershy carried Wheatly with her. "Is anyone going to ask me?" He asked. Nopony answered him. Twilight tried to go around the wall, but just found herself in a room with a bunch of pipes and such in it. She looked around, but only found writing on a wall. The purple unicorn went closer, and read: The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie She stared at it in horror. "What, you think i'm an idiot? You honestly think I don't know that? GLaDOS is clearly trying to kill us, and you think that I do not know that the cake is a lie. I am no fool." Twilight spat. "So whoever you are, Mr. cake is a lie guy, thank you, for stating the obvious." Twilight said and stomped off. 5 minutes later. Pinkie Pie bounced into a room full of pipes and other junk. She looked around, not finding anything, when she noticed some writing on the wall. The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie The cake is a lie Pinkie fell to her knees. "NO! WHY, DOUBLE RAINBOW ACROSS THE SKY, WHY!" She started sobbing loudly, when Rainbow Dash walked in. "Pinkie, what are you- WHAT? WHY! WHYYYYYYYYYYYY?" She started crying next to Pinkie Pie, hugging her as if they were about to die. "What are you two crying about? The cake is right on the other side of the wall, and I think Twilight found a way in." Rarity told them. Rainbow Dash scrambled to her hooves. "Oh, yea. Right. Do try to behave yourself, Pinkie." Rainbow said and followed Rarity out of the room. Pinkie watched them leave. "Did she really just say that?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Alright, I think I understand. All I need to do is shoot a portal through that hole, and then one on the floor. We should land on the other side of the wall." Twilight told them. "Um, sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you aren't allowed to use a portal gun." Wheatly said. "No one cares." "Alrighty then..." Twilight took the portal gun, and aimed at the hole, she was about the fire when a turret was placed behind her. "Hello!" The turret fired it's rounds at Twilight, and she dropped to the floor. Her friends looked at her body in horror. "I told her she can't use the portal gun." The voice of GLaDOS said. Pinkie gasped in shock. "BLOODY MURDER!"
One Down, Six and A Half To Go"Y-you MONSTER! You killed her! Now I will kill you!" Rainbow Dash yelled. "Ah think Fluttershy is broken!" Applejack said, pointing at the shaking yellow ball that was huddled in the corner. "Oh no! Speak to me Fluttershy, Speak to me!" Pinkie gasped. "And you broke Fluttershy! You are just sick. A sick, cold hearted pile of metal! You probably don't even have a heart! You killed Twilight because she touched your stupid little toy!" Rainbow hissed. "Hey, that portal device is worth more than five of test subject 573458." GLaDOS defended. "Her name is NOT test subject, it's Twilight Sparkle. You probably didn't even take the time to learn her name!" Rainbow snapped. GLaDOS stayed silent. "Come on girls, let's get this stupid test over with." Rainbow Dash finished the test, and led all of the girls (And Wheatly) to the other side of the wall, where the cake was sitting on a table. "Just a hologram. Figures." She turned, and opened a door where a lift was waiting for them. They rode it up to a room, where there were eight beds waiting for them. Too bad one of them would be empty that night. They all got settled in, crawling into their beds, and Fluttershy put Wheatly in the seventh bed. "How many more of us do you think will die?" She asked. "Honestly, I don't know. In my opinion, I think we will be lucky if one of us gets out alive." Wheatly told the timid pegasus. She crawled in to bed, looking terrified. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ That morning, they were woken up early for testing. "Please make your way to the testing chambers." The automated voice said. Rainbow Dash grinned. She shot a portal at the floor, and one through a vent. "Rainbow, what in tarnation are you doing?" Applejack asked. "Revenge, dear Applejack. Revenge." She said sweetly. "Will you be joining me?" She looked expectantly at her friends.All of them followed hesitantly. Even the mute Chell. "Rainbow, darling, how much have you thought of this plan of yours?" Rarity asked. "Get into the vents, and find GLaDOS." She said. Nopony spoke against it, but there was still uncertainty. The ponies and Wheatly crawled through the vents, only passing over the occasional testing chamber. "Would ya look at that..." Applejack whispered. "What?" Rainbow asked. "Turrets." Turrets. There were so many turrets below them. Like, turretopolis. Rainbow growled. "Those are the things SHE used to kill Twilight." "But listen. They're... Singing. It looks like they're singing to us." Fluttershy pointed out. Cara, bel, cara mia, bella bambina, oh Chell, que lastima, que lastima, deh! Cara mia, addio. Mia bambina, cara, perchè non passi lontana, sì lontana, da scienza? Cara, cara mia bambina, ah mia bel, ah mia cara, la mia cara, la mia bamina, oh cara, cara mia… ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Clearly they aren't very creative if they can't think of a song different than the one they sang to Chell." Rainbow said. "Rainbow, stop. That was... Beautiful." Fluttershy told her. "They sang:" "Dear, beautiful, my dear, beautiful girl oh Chell, what a shame, what a shame, well, My dear, farewell. My girl, dear, why don't you stay, away, yes, away, from science? Dear, dear, my girl, my beutiful, my dear, my dear, my girl, my dear, my dear..." Rainbow Dash sniffled. "FLUTTERSHY I LUV YOU!" She hugged her yellow friend. "Even though we're in this vent, and it smells like someone farted I still love you, and I always will!" "Aw, I love you too Rainbow." She petted Rainbows head. "I think it's time for confessions, since we're going to face GLaDOS and most likely die." Rarity said. She took a deep breath. "Applejack, I always steal apples from your apple trees. Pinkie, I think you're insane and I hate your parties! And you annoy me because you're too damn happy all of the time. Rainbow Dash, I think you're full of yourself and stupid. And Fluttershy I hate our weekly spa visit!" Everyone gave her angry looks. "And I think Chell is ugly and has a dumb name!" Chell gave a look like "Why did you drag me into this?" "Well you wanna know what ah think?" Applejack asked. "Rarity, if you can't pay 25c for an apple, you're a filthy beggar who wastes all the money you do get on clothes and items you don't even need! Pinkie Pie, as much as ah hate to admit it, ah agree with Rarity. Rainbow, you're a dumb wannabe who didn't even pass kindergarten! And Fluttershy... How can ah say something bad about Fluttershy? She's too damn adorable. Oh, and Chell, don't worry, ah don't care about looks or how dumb your name sounds." Everypony gasped. "So that's how you wanna play it, eh?" Rainbow asked. Rarity annoys the shit out of me. I hate applejack because she's better than me and is too proud to ask for help when she really needs it. I like Pinkie because if you get on her bad side she is a great weapon. AND FLUTTERSHY IS SOOOOOOOoooooooo ADORABLE!" She finished. "Okay Flutters, your turn." "I'm not getting involved in this..." "Wheatly's turn!" "I think you're all insane." "Great! Glad we got all of that out of our systems." "But I never got a turn!" Pinkie whined. "NO ONE LIKES YOU!"
Plan of AttackEverypony continued on through the vents in silence. Pinkie Pie's hair deflated and was now covering her face. "Her room isn't far now. I recognize this place." Rainbow Dash told them. "And what is your plan of attack, captain." Wheatly asked. Rainbow glared at him. "I- I don't know." "WE'RE DOOMED!" "Would you shut it? You haven't even helped us at all, you're just slowing us down. If it were up to me, I would throw you in the incinerator. You dhould be thanking Fluttershy for taking care of you and carrying you everywhere." Rainbow snapped. Wheatly stayed silent for a moment, but then said, "Who is Fluttershy?" Rainbow face-hoofed. "The one carrying you. I'm Rainbow Dash, that's Pinkie Pie, that's Rarity, and the one who died back there is Twilight Sparkle." She told him. They continued on in awkward silence until Pinkie finally had enough of it. "So.... Read any good books lately?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ It took a while, but they were finally 100 hooves above GLaDOS' room. "You do realize she will kill us instantly, right?" Wheatly asked. "Not on my watch." Rainbow replied. "Oh, alright. Because that makes me feel so much better." He said sarcastically. "Um, I don't mean to bother you but... How do we get down?" Fluttershy asked. "I didn't really think about this..." Rainbow replied, causing a lot of face-hoofing. "Um, maybe we could carry them down one at a time to where GLaDOS can't see them." Fluttershy offered. "Shy, you're brilliant!" Dash told her. "Yea, not gonna work, she has cameras everywhere." Wheatly pointed out. Chell grabbed the portal gun, dropping down with her long fall boots and expertly shooting portals at all of the cameras. "Or we can just do that..." He said. "Fluttershy, take Wheatly down first, then Rarity. I'll take Pinkie Pie. Okay?" Fluttershy nodded, and jumped out of the vent, spreading her wings and going into a glide. Rainbow followed, carrying Pinkie Pie, and going into a nose dive. Pinkie had to stick her hoof in her mouth so that she did not scream. They landed in a corner behind GLaDOS, and Fluttershy went back up to get Rarity. She was back in a minute, and set Rarity down next to the others. They began to advance on GLaDOS, when she spoke. "I know you are there. You think I would not notice all of the cameras being destroyed, or you missing from the test chambers?" She asked. "I kind of didn't think you would notice." Rainbow said nervously. "Well, now that you're here, killing you will be a lot easier. I think I will kill you last, so you can watch your other friends die. Oh, and don't think I forgot about little Wheatly. Oh yes, his death will be much worse. Perhaps I will let him spend some time in a potato, so he can know how I felt when he did it to me. Yes, this will be very fun." She told them. "If you want to hurt them, you have to get through me!" Rainbow yelled, making GLaDOS chuckle. "I am prepared to do that. I think I will use the Neurotoxin today. It has been a long time since I last used that stuff. At least Chell was smart enough to destroy the Neurotoxin generator, and replace my good turrets with defective ones. But you were so foolish to come here and expect to kill me with out doing that. They say anger clouds ones mind. I think i'm starting to believe that." GLaDOS said to the cyan pegasus. "Let me just warm up the Neurotoxin generator, and let the fun be doubled." A countdown appeared on the wall. "You all have about three and a half minutes. Any last words?" "I have something to say, but it wont be the last thing." Rainbow replied, and charged GLaDOS. She simply put up a shield, and Rainbow bounced off of it like a fly to a window. And then the turrets appeared. "Oh, would you look at that. The fun has been tripled!" GLaDOS cheered. "Is anyone there?" One asked innocently, and then they fired they're rounds. Rainbow heard Rarity scream, followed by a terrible noise from Pinkie Pie. When the turrets were out of ammo, rainbow rushed to them as fast as she could. Fluttershy dropped Wheatly and followed. The unicorn and earth pony had terrible bullet wounds. Wounds that would not heal. "Oh no. No! Not you girls too!" Rainbow cried. Pinkie smiled at her. "Don't worry about us, you need to destroy GLaDOS. And don't let that meanie come back!" She said, and breathed her last breath, and Rarity did the same. Rainbow turned to GLaDOS. "You'll pay for this!" She screamed, and flew at breakneck speeds towards GLaDOS. The sound barrier appeared, and there was a loud boom. Chell and Fluttershy gasped in shock, then Fluttershy realized something. "We forgot Applejack..." Meanwhile, in the vent... "Hello? is anypony there? Should I drop down there too? Ok, let me just get mah legs through this hole and- AHHHHH!" Now there is a third dead body in GLaDOS' room. Fluttershy fainted. As Rainbow dash collided with the shields, they snapped like twigs, and then she hit GLaDOS. Rainbow felt her neck snap. It was not as painless as they say it is. Rainbow was dead, but so was GLaDOS. Knowing this, she could rest in peace. "Alright, she's dead, but without her, this entire facility will explode! We need to get out like, now!" Wheatly told the two remaining ponies. "Oh, um, alright. I guess I can carry you in my mouth, and I can carry Chell with my hooves..." Fluttershy began, but Chell shook her head. "Go." She mouthed. Fluttershy looked at her in horror. "But if I don't carry you, you'll die!" "And if you do, we won't get out fast enough!" Wheatly snapped, and Chell smiled. "I can't leave you!" She told Chell. This time, Chell pushed her. "Go!" Tears came to Fluttershy's eyes. "I'll never forget you... I don't want to lose another one of my friends!" She sobbed. "We need to go NOW if we want to make it out alive." Wheatly urged. "Goodbye Chell. And Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, and Twilight." She said, picking up Wheatly and taking to the sky. The roof was torn apart, and the last thing Fluttershy saw of Chell was her smiling at Fluttershy, before being covered with flames. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1 year later. After Celestia Science exploded, Fluttershy and Wheatly returned to her world. Princess Celestia herself came to the funeral of the five of the mane six, and Chell. Fluttershy's life was sort of back to normal. Wheatly lived at her cottage, and she install a rail so he could move around. The elements of harmony went back to Celestia and Luna, where they were used once more to defeat discord again. The worst part of it all for Fluttershy, was telling her friend's family, that they were not coming back. But life went on, and Fluttershy got a family of her own, and lived happily ever after. The end... Or is it?
Blame The Pink OneMy Little Portal: Science Is Magic! Written by: Luna Plays Minecraft Twilight finally had the answers she had been looking for. Pinkie's so called "Pinkie Sense" is not real. Pinkie Pie stole the Doctor's TARDIS and went to the future so she knew what was going to happen at what time. How did Twilight figure this out? Simple. She saw the TARDIS in Pinkie's room, and Pinkie Pie admitted it. "But you have missed one thing, my dear Twilight." Pinkie had said. "Oh yea? What is that?" "I might not have Pinkie senses, but I can break the fourth wall! Watch as I bring us to a place called Earth." It failed, of course. Now all of the mane six were in a small, white room, with classical music playing in the background. "What the hay?" Applejack asked. "Oops, I brought us to the Portal universe instead of Earth... My bad." Pinkie said. "Well can you bring us back?" Rainbow Dash asked. "No, because the Fourth Wall is already fixed." Pinkie told her. Twilight face hoofed. "Um, which one is the Portal universe? I mean... If you don't mind me asking." Fluttershy asked. "The one with the evil robot. Or is it the one with the planet with the Ood on it?" "The one with the robot. I recognize the drab room." Rarity confirmed. Everypony looked at her. "What? I can play video games too." "Do you think GLaDOS will make us test?" Fluttershy asked with a terrified look. Rainbow Dash picked up Twilight and hid behind her. "Make Twilight test first! I'm too awesome to die!" She yelled. "Now, now. Nopony is gonna die. All we gotta do is test, and we get cake at the end." Applejack told them. "ARE YOU MAD, WOMAN? THIS IS GLaDOS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! SHE'LL MURDER US!" Pinkie screamed. "I can't die now, I just got a hooficure!" Rarity cried. "Can I come cry with you girls to?" Fluttershy asked timidly. "Sure, come here, Shy." Rainbow said, hugging her friend. "Everypony calm down, we are not going to die!" Twilight told them. "Welcome to Celestial Science, where you help us, help you. Please proceed through the portal for testing." The voice of GLaDOS told them. "Bloody. Murder." Pinkie said.
End songWell here we are again, But this time it's not as much of a pleasure. It's really no fun, to be killed thrice. But it is alright. I forive you. it's just a shme your dead because, no more testing for you! But there's no sense in complaining, When there's not too much damage done, I will just rebuild, as I always have done. Because i'm clearly still alive, And i'm doing just fine, I guess those ponies, Just died in vain. I should not be angry. They only did it, because their friend made a mistake. Even when I told her no, She did it anyways... So I won't seek revenge, No I won't be the bad guy. I will just stay here, and keep on testing cause I am clearly still alive, and I need to go now, and do more testing for you and I You shouldn't look so angry. I think you're really over reacting. You are just as bad as the one named Rarity. She was annoying. I am sooo GLaD she's dead. I think I would have strangled her, But that's really off topic... I should go-o now, For there is science to do, and I am really GLaD I no longer have to deal with you. Because Chell is dead, And almost everypony else, and I am still alive. Sequel Author's Note How to sing this song: This part is the tune of Portal 2 end song: Well here we are again, But this time it's not as much of a pleasure. It's really no fun, to be killed thrice. But it is alright. I forive you. it's just a shme your dead because, no more testing for you! And the rest is the tune of portal 1 end song.
