Faster Than Friendship

Chapter Four part two: Wake up call Of Wake up calliness

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Derick's POV

Right now alarms were blaring in my work quarters and the door control system used the automated defenses to lock the doors until the threat was dispersed but I was worried for the safety of the ponies because the door control system didn't register them as Crew members or passengers because of how absent minded Ashley is. However Harold's Weapon room doesn't close because he is registered as part of the defense group that protects the inside of the ship. After a few minutes I heard blasting noises nearby and just shrugged it off as Harold's defending the ship against the stowaways but then I heard the faint yelling of Harold so I jumped up and started hacking he door so I could save Harold.

After minutes of hacking I hacked the door I set it to the option

To let me out whenever I feel like it and so Ashley doesn't prank me with the old lock the door and keep whoever was inside locked up until you feel like releasing them and watching their misery occur while eating ice cream and having the rest of the crew enjoying it as well. I did a good and healthy jog to the thruster control room cause don't want to stretch those hammeys right? After a minute of jogging I looked out the window to see a bunch of rebel ships fighting over who gets to destroy us.

"Phh idiots"

I said while waving at them tauntingly they responded with the flip of a certain finger and left probably because their assault force probably failed but there's no harm in checking right? After Another small jog I made it to the six ponies "Poni" I resorted to calling them when they're in groups. I got ready to breach by pulling out my laser pistol and making sure the mag is full this time mentally counted down to what could be my probable doom.

'Three Two One goo!!'

I yelled mentally as I kicked the door in with a C-4 charge and charged straight though the smoke that emitted from the demolition charge...

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.. To find that all the Rebel commandos were dead and Harold lying on the ground not moving.

I teared up from this

"Why why  did he have to die!! He was so young but when I said I wanted him gone I didn't mean it literally!!!"

I yelled as I cried over Harold's body ignoring the fact that the poni were eying me weirdly..

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..Then a certain pink pony we all know and love joined the cry fest.

"Why  Why did he have to die!!! I didn't *Sniffle* even get to *Sniffle* get to throw him a surprise party!!!"

Pinkie pie yelled also ignoring the Poni were looking at her weirdly too.

But then a Soldier we also all know and love went up so fast he could rival the ultimate sonic rainboom.

"Did somebody say surprise party!!! I love surprise parties!!!"

Harold yelled While jumping in the air and hugging Pinkie pie

"*Gasp* I knew it I knew our tears of sorrow would bring you back to life!!!"

I yelled out to him as I ran over and gave him a bone crushing hug to display my happiness but Harold looked annoyed.

"Yeah yeah yeah but where's the surprise party and why ain't I surprised"

Harold replied with a hint of anger in his voice the Poni shared a giggle at his silliness.

"You silly filly I didn't even get a chance to plan it yet...So you have to wait a bit!!"

Pinkie said in her usual loud voice. Once again Harold brought out his sad face but I pulled him out of the trance with a slap to the face.

"Ow!! Jeez why did you have to do that?"

He said with a red mark showing where I slapped him making it look like he has a scar that runs down the right side of his face. After a few minutes of arguing about why I slapped him The Poni finally calmed down and were giggling again at our conversation.

"It's for all the times you trapped me in the shield control room!!!"

I said

"Yeah well That was for all the times you slapped me!!!"

He replied

"Well I only slapped you because of your idiocity!!"

I replied to his repliment

"I'm not an idiot!!"

He yelled

"Yes you are!!"

"No I'm not!!!"

"Yes you are!!!"

"No I'm not!!!"

"Yes you are!!"

"No I'm not!!!"

"Yes you are!!!"

"No I'm not!!!"

"Yes you are!!"

"Yes I am!!!"

"No you aren't!!!"

"Yes I am!!!"

"No you aren't!!!"

"Yes I am!!!"

"No you aren't an idiot and that's final!!!"

"Okay!!"

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.. "Wait what?"

The poni were dying because of laughter

At how I just got swindled to that stupid joke Harold used.

I gave them a stern glaring to While trying to walk back to the shield control room only to trip because of Ashley who somehow got here while we were arguing about the whole getting slapped thing and so I fell to the cold metallic floor and felt a jolt of pain go through me when I hit the ground and it felt like I fell into the orbit of a planet that was having a volcanic attack.

I groaned out in pain and tried to stand up only to see Ashley sitting on me like a chair

Then that damned Pinkie came out of nowhere and sat on me too.

"Oh cool is he part chair I always wanted a pet that was part chair!!"

Pinkie yelled excitedly as the extra weight caused me to fall and literally taste the floor so fast that she knocked me out.

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Johnson's POV for once

I was just standing in the sensor room making sure all nearby lifeforms were friendly or not but a small bleep popped as friendly and considering the one thousand hostile entity's I took the chance to go and tell the others about the friendly entity considering we need all the help we can get I'll take the chance. After a good walk to make sure my motion rotors are working fine I went to my max speed of zero point five miles an hour to the room of the Poni Derick considered on calling them that so I changed my speech pattern and headed to the poni and crews location.