Ed, Edd and Eddy, the Brony Chronicles.by ianv64ChaptersPony Bed Time Stories.Ed reads My Little DashieInventions and StuffInventions, Copied!Through the Eyes of the Playah!It's about to get REAL!!Like BrothersWorldly ConnectionsI believe I can EdAdventures IRLThe Downfall of the Hatred (Final)It begins here.Imagination LandUnexpected FansPony Bed Time Stories."Hey guys! How did you crash into my wall THIS time?" Johnny asked, lying in his bed, with Plank. The Ed's became silent until Double D spoke up. "Long story Johnny." Said Double D. "So, I guess you guys owe me some bed time stories then." Johnny replied. "Ooh! Ooh! Me first guys!" Ed said happily, wanting to raise his hand. They were planted between a wall. The same wall they crashed last time in fact. "Okay, Ed, go ahead." Double D said with a sigh. "This is called, 'A day in the Life of Rainbow Dash.' Okay, so one day, in the land of Equestria-" Ed was cut off by his friend Eddy. "Ponies, Ed?" He asked implying a face palm. "Not just ponies, Eddy! Little ponies." Both Eddy, and Double D let out stress-filled sighs of 'Dear lord, here we go.' "Okay. One day, in the magical land of Equestria, Rainbow Dash was the best flier around. She looked to the sky with great content, soaring through it with triumph, and high confidence..." As he read, Eddy, and Double D talked amongst themselves. "When could Ed use such descriptive language?" Double D asked in a whisper. "I don't know, he must have read a lot of fanfiction recently or something." Ed stopped, realizing that the side conversation. "Shush." He said in his signature Ed way, putting his finger to his mouth. "Rainbow Dash met up with her friends, and began to think of what to do for the day. Would they go on an adventure? Would they just have a picnic? What would they do on this pretty day? As Rainbow Dash exchanged looks with all of her friends, she noticed they began to blur, and glitch. Confused, she was. The whole world began to do the same thing. She ran for her life in confusion. As the world glitched, and blinked, she saw what looked like an artificial reality room. Like she was in a digitized world. She woke up, realizing that she was in a room, attached to many wires. The four corners that surrounded her looked like the Matrix... "Yup, of course, he HAS to put movies in this." Eddy said, rolling his eyes. "Eddy, I'm trying to tell a story." He said. "She broke free from the wires, and tried to find the exit. She looked behind her, seeing a window. There was no one watching. She looked through the window, and tried to see if anyone was in sight. It looked clear. She broke the window with her hoof, and flew through it. Someone grabbed her as she tried to fly. "Code red! We have a prisoner escape! I repeat code red!" Said what looked like a lab worker. these creatures gathered around her to try to contain her. They got a tranquilizer. She began to panic. Before they could get any closer, she seemed to blow them away from her with some sort of powerful explosion. They all noticed her mane. It was blonde. She had finally turned into a super saiyan pony! Rainbow Dash began to charge her power, and get ready for the final blow to guarantee her escape. "Kamehameha!!!" She had mastered the moves of Goku in what seemed like no time at all. She blew through the humans in front of her, and began to fly out of the large gap in the wall. She flew, and noticed that this place was very different. She saw buildings, and towers. It seemed like Manehatten, but was too advanced for it to be a city in Equestria..." Eddy, and Double D had the most bored, displeased looks on their faces as Ed was making the most random crossovers possible. They both looked at Johnny, who had a look of excitement, and seemed like he was on the edge of his seat...bed. "And once she saw the TARDIS, Dr. Whooves came out of it..." NOW He's going into the Fannon Dr. Whooves thing. "As Princess Celestia saw that Rainbow Dash had become a super Saiyan Pony, she gasped in shock at this light blue pony, who was glowing in golden aura. "So, you found it too?" She asked her. Princess Celestia then began to charge HER energy, and transformed into a super Saiyan Pony!" "All we need is a couple more explosions, and some Linkin Park music, and this would be a Michael Bay movie..." Eddy said monotone. "Indeed." Double D agreed. "And then the planet finally became peaceful...The end." Ed had finished his horrid travesty of a improvised story, that had no relevance to anything. In fact, what the hell just happened?! "Wow!! That was awesome!" Johnny said with approval. "More pony stories!" He demanded. Double D, and Eddy, implied the most disappointed face palm ever. "I guess I'll go next." Double D said. "It was a peaceful day in Twilight Sparkle's library, and she was researching some of the latest rfindings on the multiverse theory, trying to see if she could visit any of them with her magic. As she lit up her horn with a spell, she began to smile with anxiety and anticipation. What Universe would she end up in? What kind of creatures would she see? The horn dimmed, and the spell seemed to fail. "Ah, man!" She said. She was so confident she conjured the spell correctly. She sighed with disappointment and began to walk outside. As she opened her wooden door, it made a loud creek as usual. Her eyes widened to the sight. There was fire everywhere, and ponies seemed to be burning. "What is this?!!" She shouted out loud to no one in particular. As she walked outside, she saw her friend Pinkie Pie. "What happened!!" She asked her. Pinkie Pie responded only with an evil sounding laugh, and bounced off. Twilight was frightened, and tried to run and find any of the other five. As she came close to Fluttershy, she called out to her. "Fluttershy! What happened!!?" "I don't know." She said. "But make sure you stay out of my shed!" She then woke up, and began to pant heavily. She caught her breath, and-" Johnny cut him off. "Boring!" He said. Double D made a slightly annoyed frown. "Alright, I guess it's your turn Eddy." "What do ya mean? I'm not a brony!" He retorted. A creeking noise could be heard throughout the wall. "What was that?" Eddy asked. "I don't know." Double D said, sounding nervous. But I don't think I want to know." "Heeeeyy boys!" Said three unfortunately familiar girls known as the Kanker sisters. They stared at them with their wide frightening smiles. "KANKERS!!!!" They yelled. "Don't worry guys! I'll save you!" Said an unfamiliar voice from the other side of the wall. An energy blast came through the wall, creating a hole that destroyed half of his house. "Rainbow Dash!!" Called Ed. His smile that of relief. The other two were insanely confused. It was Rainbow Dash with a shiny golden mane, and hovering with shining golden aura. "Super Saiyan Rainbow Dash!" She corrected. She snatched the three Ed's from the wall, and took them back to Ed's house, and dropped them in his room. "Um...Ed." Said Eddy. "Yeah?" Ed responded. "What just happened?" He continued. "Well, Rainbow Dash saved us. I told you guys she was real!" He said in an 'I told you so' tone. And so the Ed's never knew where she came from, but still know for a fact that RD just swooped in as a Super Saiyan, and blew away the Kanker sisters like Team Rocket. ...The Moral of the story is, Rainbow Dash has 99 problems, but the Kanker sisters ain't one... Ed reads My Little Dashie"Hello?" Ed asked as he answered his phone. "Hello there Ed, I just read a fanfiction I thought you might like." "Okay. What's it called?" He asked curiously. "It's called 'My Little Dashie'." I think you'll like it. Ed thought for a minute. "Okay, I'll go read it right now!" He said excitingly hanging up the phone. He ran to his computer from upstairs, and got on fimfiction.net "My...Little...Dashie..." He said to himself out loud as he typed. "Oh, that's a popular one." He read the first few lines "I live my life, one day at a time..." It was already obvious he was getting the 'feels' as he read the first few paragraphs. He was drawn in instantly. "This fic is so adorable!" He said to himself. He arrived to a part in the story where it said "Good night Daddy, I love you." He stopped. He remembered his troubles with his dad. He tried to hold in tears as he kept reading but they began to run down his face. He kept reading, and got near the part when she runs away. "She lashed out at me. And I deserved every bit of it." Ed began to cry. His lip quivered as his eyes moved across the computer screen. Eddy came in unexpectedly. "Hey, Ed, what's.......are you crying?" He began to say monotone. "It's so SAD Eddy!" He said turning around, revealing his tears, and his wet tear-stained striped shirt. "Yeah right! Words can't be THAT sad! I'll read it with you." He said implying a challenge. "So, where are you at on this thing?" He asked coming towards the screen. Ed pointed to the line he was at. He began to read on pace with Ed. They got near the part when He begins to look for Rainbow Dash in the rain. "Wow..." Eddy said, beginning to tear up. That's powerful stuff..." They kept reading. It was now near the part where they hear Princess Celestia knock on his door. Nearing towards when they all begin to cry. "Do I have to go, Daddy?!" They read. "Those can't be normal words!" Eddy says beginning to sob. "Come here you!" Ed says, grabbing Eddy, as they cry, and sob to this story. "Hello, Gentlemen." Double D enters. He then stops, realizing that they were reading My Little Dashie. "I told you it's a good story." They had just finished the final paragraph. "I need to go rethink my life..." Said Eddy. "Well, do you guys wanna do anything today? A scam or two maybe?" Double D suggested. "You bet!" Eddy said quickly changing his mood. They all ran out of the house. Sarah began to walk into Ed's room, overhearing Eddy, and Ed cry. "Oh brother." She said, rolling her eyes. She scrolled back to the top of the screen. "Babies..." She said to herself. She began to read the story. ....... Sarah had finished the story, and would have been able to fill a cereal bowl with her tears. She walked out, saying nothing else, trying to dry her eyes. "That was the best story....ever!..It makes me want to write some fan fiction.....I think I will..." She told herself, walking out of Ed's room. Inventions and Stuff"Double D!! Does this actually work?" Asked Ed shaking in excitement. "Yes! It should. If we hit this button, we just have to stand in this circle and we'll be there!" Double D confirmed. Ed, Double D, and Eddy all got around the drawn circle next to this intricate machine Double D was able to build out of nowhere. Double D pushed the button. The machine powered up as planned. Electricity made the metal glow. The core of the machine lit up. And the portal was opened. They were pulled in, and seemed to vanish. "Here we go guys!!!" Ed shouted. After a few seconds, the Eds opened their eyes in what seemed like unison. "We're here!!" Ed yelled in excitement, jumping in pure anxiety. "I bet Scootaloo is ACTUALLY a chicken!!" He continued. "Well, gentlemen, let's explore, shall we?" They ran in their signature Ed's way. Eddy in front running with his arms forward, Ed with his back somehow limping backward, and double D, jogging with his hands toward his chest. "Ponyville!!" Ed shouted as a town became visible in the near distance, drawing closer as their pace progressed in speed. They stopped to catch their breath as they were near the first building. It looked like Sugarcube corner. "Whoa!!" Said a familiar sounding frilly voice. "What are you guys?!" They looked behind them, seeing Pinkie Pie. "Oh, hello there, Pinkie." Double D greeted. "I'm Double D, this is Ed, and Eddy. We're humans. We traveled here through a portal that I built. Nice to meet you." "You talk funny." Pinkie added with a giggle. Double D smiled a little bit with a nervous demeanor. "Oh boy, Eddy! We're actually here!!!" Ed could not contain his excitement. He ran through the town, leaving Eddy, and Double D behind. "Ed!!" Eddy shouted, trying to catch up to him. "Please wait!" Double D called following Eddy. "Scootaloo!" Ed shouted as he saw the three filly ponies known as the cutie mark crusaders. "Whoa, wait, what? Who are you?! What are you?" She asked somewhat frightened. Ed picked her up and began to hug her like a teddy bear. "Pet the chicken, pet the chicken, pet the chicken." Sweetie Belle, and Apple bloom giggled to themselves watching as scootaloo became humiliated. "What gives?!" She shouted to Ed, confused, and somewhat annoyed. "Hmmm...They said you were a chicken..." Ed said somewhat disappointed. "Oh, she's definitely a chicken." Sweetie Belle joked. "Yeah, the biggest chicken ever!" Apple bloom egged on. "Hey! I'm NOT a chicken!" Scootaloo called, looking back at the other two crusaders in annoyance. "Aww. Denial is so cute!" Ed said, petting her, and embracing her as if she was his child. ........ Later that day, Double D split up unexpectedly with the other two Ed's, and saw Twilight Sparkle. "Whoa, what are you?" She asked in a confused, yet curious voice. "Hello, I'm a human." Double D greeted. "I come from Earth. And in fact, I'm interested in many sciences, maths, and other studies as you are." Twilight perked her ears in interest. She didn't for a moment question how he knew she liked these things. Even though that's what would pop into anyone else's head at that moment. "Oh...Well.....Do you want to come to the Library? I've got many books we can look at...and...study...." Awwwww shit!! Double D got game son!!! Double D came out of the library afterwards in complete fright... "I feel...so...violated." He walked away with a face like he had seen a ghost. Soon enough, the Ed's met back together, and Double D got his remote, and transported them back to Earth. "Well, gentlemen, I can definitely say today was great.....However, I'm mentally scarred for life..." Inventions, Copied!"Double D, you've been like....different since we came back form that portal." Said Eddy, coming into Double D's room. "Eddy, you cannot imagine the amount of things I have seen. I never imagined that it would be so horrible, and degrading. I...I..." Double D began to explain. "Double D....What did Twilight do to you." Eddy asked. Double D paused, and began to create tears. "Oh Eddy It was so awful! I didn't know things like tat could ever happen to me! Oh Eddy, I'll never be able to unsee it!!" Double D wept into Eddy. Eddy was confused, and somewhat worried that he was.....you know....down there.... "Dear God...."Eddy said... "She beat me in an IQ test!!! Eddy, I was so humiliated!!!!!" Eddy froze with the most annoyed, displeased, and not entertained face. "So....She didn't...you know..." Eddy suggested. "She didn't what?" He asked, puzzled. "You know..." He used his index finger and other hand to suggest sex in sign language. "GOOD HEAVENS NO!!" He shouted. "Wait....So you came out of the library, saying you felt violated, came home with a face of fear, and sat in your room for three hours because SHE BEAT YOU IN AN IQ TEST???!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO HEAR SOME KINKY HOT STORIES!!! I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO REWRITE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FOR A SECOND!!!!" He sounded disappointed. "WHY WOULD YOU LEAD ME ON LIKE THAT??!!" Double D blushed. "Oh....well...." Eddy left in a small stomping pace. ....... Later that day, Double D looked out his window, and saw some sort of vortex open up in the middle of the cul de sac. What came out of it was a purple hoof, slowly emerging a full pony, with five others following. "We're here!" Pinkie Pie said. "Yeah, That one boy with the hat dropped his blue prints for the portal thing in my library, so I just HAD to copy, and improve it. Double D's face grew red like a tomato with anger. He felt the steam come out of his ears as he yelled. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Twilight and the others heard this loud yell through a window. "Is this what human houses look like?" Pinkie Pie asked, not really waiting for an answer before she went up to one of them, and knocked. "Hello?" Said a small boy named Jimmy. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Jimmy froze in the most confused fan-boy spell ever. He fainted. "Are you okay? She said coming into his house. "Ooooh!!! You have nice stuff in here!" She complimented observing everything. "You guys have TV's! Ooooh! Is this a couch?" She bounced on it. "I think she won't have a hard time, will she?" Asked Applejack. They spread out like they were on a mission. "Maybe I can find that cute boy with the hat again." Twilight said to herself. Double D has so much game he doesn't even try. Double D gets mares bro! That's way better than getting bitches! "Whoa!" Said a deep female voice. "What the heck are these things?" It was Lee from the infamous Kanker sisters. Pinkie heard her as she stepped out of Jimmy's house. "Oh hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" She gave her the most overly happy smile ever. "This thing creeps me out..." Lee said. "Thing?" She said. "Creep?" Her mane straightened. "Did that actually just happen?" Said Murie. "Well..." Pinkie continued, apparently brushing off that snide remark. "I'll have to teach you a lesson on...partying..." She said rubbing her hooves together with a devilish smile. ..... About an hour later, Pinkie returned. "Where have you been?" Asked Rarity. "Places." She said. Rarity looked behind to see the Kanker's tied up in a knot with rope, and their mouths duct taped. Rarity backed away very....very slowly, and then darted behind Pinkie. "I've seen you do some weird things but...this just takes the cake." She said. "You mean, Pie?" Pinkie giggled. "Say, where's Twilight?" ....... "Awww...You're so adorable." Twilight said, apparently now in Double D's room. "Don't hurt me..." He said softly, almost in a whimper. He was tied up, and forced down. "What is the meaning of this?" "Let's just say, when I don't know how to control things, I become...crazy..." She said raising her eye brow in a seductive manner. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked. "Well....." She started. "I tied you up so we can read together, and you can't leave." AWW COME ON!!!! I mean uhh...Twilight said pulling out a book on the multi-verse theory. The day was filled with confusing events... The ponies went back to Ponyville through their improved portal machine. And the moral of the story is....Double D still gets Mares....SON! Through the Eyes of the Playah!...I know this fic has been a comedy so far, but how about we put in some feels, eh? Sounds good.... "My name is Edd....Most just know me as Double D. Recently, I've been captured. My friends and I went into a different universe with a machine I built. There, I was greeted by a purple unicorn known as Twilight Sparkle. In the show that everyone seemed to be getting into, she was my favorite. She showed an interest in learning, doing well in academics, and liked science. I met her, thinking I'd make a great new friend. However, I was wrong. She was nice, don't get me wrong. It just didn't go as I expected. She seemed to gaze at me with a seductive smile too often. As if she had some sort of sexual interest in me. I always shook that feeling off, seeing as, well, I'm a human, and she's a pony. How does that work? It also just sounds...vile. She challenged me to an IQ contest. She had beaten me. I was never beaten at such a thing. Everything I ever tried to do, or be good at, failed. I tried sports, games, video games even, competitive things, and anything else I could think of. Like art, and music. All failed. I knew the only thing I'd ever be good at, was being smarter than everyone else at trivial facts, and scientific, and mathematical concepts. I accepted this, seeing as it could get me into Harvard, or some good school to practice something to become a scientist. However, I could never shake off that I was only good at those things. I wanted to be good at something I could show-off or brag about at any time. I loved being a nerd, but I also didn't. I seem to be getting off topic here, as I spew my random thoughts into this sheet of notebook paper with aggressive scribbles. This Twilight got...crazy. She came to my world with a portal that she took from my blue prints, bragging that she improved them. She one-ups me. I hate being one-upped at the ONLY thing I can feel good about. They say there's always someone better than you, but they don't have to rub it in so much. The crazy thing is, she took me with her, by force. I swear she's going to force me to do naughty things I will never forget. I shiver just fathoming that emotional scar. It seems the author of this story labeled me a "player." However, I don't look at it like that. I couldn't get a human girl if my life depended on it. Or, at least a girl worth keeping. I don't even come close to counting Murie Kanker. She's creepy. So, through my life of trying, I've got a pony, and a girl who likes me, but I hate with every ounce of my very being. Is it so hard for a smart guy to get a girl, or a talent or two? They say the intelligent ones always finish first in the world, but it seems to be the opposite. The ignorant, or really tough ones seem to just go through life with whatever things they already have in their head, so confident they'll make it without trying, yet the ones who actually should make it, are ambushed with bullying, becoming too nice, being made fun of, or ridiculed based off of being judged, and other uncomfortable things. So, I've been taken captive by a purple pony, hidden in her library....and forced to be her...assistant or something. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means... I also have hated many other things in my life... My parents, to an extent. My mother, and father are so...so...I don't know, strict. They hate me if I get a B, they shun me if I don't clean the house perfectly. The ironic thing is, my parents, aren't exactly awesome parents. They drink, a lot. They work all day, and come home, drink, and pass out. Sometimes they argue, or yell at me, and make fun of me. Don't I get a break? I don't know if these words will ever leave my hands, or if I'll just put them in a trash can when I'm done so there's no evidence. I know my friends haven't ever seen this side of me. I don't ever want them to. They don't need to worry about me, and I don't want them to. They're crazy, and clueless...But they're all I have, and maybe all I'll ever have... So, just in case this writing leaves this place, or even my hands, I'm Double D, Edward..... Goodbye..." ............................. Twilight had entered the bedroom Double D was put in. He was fast asleep. She didn't expect him to be quiet. In fact, that was more of a test. You'd think she knows how to make friends. She walked near him, and noticed the piece of paper with lots of writing on it. She read it to herself. Slowly, but surely, tear marks were being dropped onto the paper. She titled her head, and tried not to make any noises. She finished reading, and levitated the paper next to him. She had read about humans, thinking that they only wanted to be friends if there was some sort of kinky link between them. She just wanted to try to adapt to their style. She read about communication, and all of this. She thought that humans were different. She drew close to him, and sighed to herself. She gave him a kiss on his cheek, which was warm from crying. SHe also nuzzled him. She went to the desk and got a quill and used her magic to write a small note. "I'm sorry...I thought humans communicated differently than ponies did. I was wrong. :( I won't bother you again.... I wanted to try to be your friend. I'm sorry I did it wrong. I'll miss you though... Yours truly -Twilight Sparkle." She lit up her horn, and transported him back to Earth, onto his bed. Double D woke up, quite puzzled. He then looked at a note that was placed on top of his stomach area. He read it. Now HE felt guilty. If only he were awake during this.... Now he needs to go back and make up for it... ...................... Twilight heard a knock on the door. She answered it. Her eyes widened at the sight. It was Double D. She thought he'd never want to talk to her again. She frowned at his presence. Double D, however, smiled. "I forgive you" He said. He offered out a handshake. Twilight ran to him and gave him a nice, warm hug.... I guess friendship...Is magic. It's about to get REAL!!As Double D had made amends with his new friend Twilight Sparkle, they can finally start their friendship correctly. On the right foot....and hoof. "Oh, Double D, I was wondering, those three other girls that seem to like you guys...uh" "Oh, don't worry Twilight, they're....well, they're not even close to the girls we would want. That's if, you know, we could GET any." He responded. Twilight didn't exactly respond. As double D glanced over to her, he saw her frown. "Why the long face Twilight?" He asked, concerned, still working on his invention from the other side of the table they were sitting at. "It's just....you're a human, and I'm a pony...How does that work?" She asked. Double D blushed. "Oh, my....I wouldn't even know. That'd be...interesting to say the least. It's not like you're attracted to me or anything." He responded jokingly. He chuckled a little. After a few seconds, she didn't join in, making him concerned again. "So, you're attracted to me?" He asked timidly. Twilight only blushed, and smiled. .....Not sure if D'aaawww.....or just.....weird....I'm only the narrator, so yeah. ....... Double D gave Twilight a tour of their neighborhood. It's nothing special, as he was always assuring her. A simple middle class neighborhood, with a few places for some small joy, even if it's the junk yard or something. "So, THIS is my competition??!!" Shouted a very angry familiar voice. Aw, shi-"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST REPLACE ME WITH A PONY!!!?" Said Murie Kanker. "Murie, I assure you-" Double D urged. Murie shoved him aside. "Hey, he doesn't even like you!" Twilight shouted. "OOOOHHHH!!!!" Said Mordacei and Rigby out of nowhere. "Get out of this cartoon!!" Murie shouted. "Buzzkill..." Rigby said under his breath, walking away with Mordacei. The other two Kankers came to accompany Murie, and they were about to beat her up.....UNNACCEPTABLE...Uhh....PLOT CONVENIENCE GO!!! "AW HELL NAH!!!" Said Pinkie coming from nowhere. "Right behind ya!" Said Rainbow Dash. Shit's goin DOOWWWN SON!! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOR- "Shut up, Ian!" Pinkie shouted. Aw...no fun :( As Pinkie disappeared, getting ready to show up out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash turned Super Saiyan Equestrian. YEAH! First chapter insert! Twilight lit up her horn, and prepared a spell. "You think you're so fancy?" Said May Kanker. Her eyes began to glow, and her aura turned red. Wait, what? "You're not the only one with powers!" Lee said. She flew in the air, and turned into a great ape....lol.... Murie transformed with a cloud of energy. As it unraveled, she had perfect teeth, a skimpy clothing, a large chest, an hour glass figure, and beautiful long, blue hair. "Just for you, honey." She said to Double D. "HOLY MOTHER OF FU-" Double D was cut off by the large blast may Kanker let out to start this Epic battle. As The Battle progressed, The ponies seemed to be losing... THAT'S FOR TELLING ME TO SHUT UP, PINKIE!! "AWW COME ON!!" Pinkie yelled. I'm kidding Pinkie, I'll help you. A roaring beast was heard in the distance. As it got closer, a large shadow was seen through the sky. It swooped down, revealing Yugi Moto riding Slifer the Sky Dragon. Next, from the other direction, revealed Seto Kaiba riding Blue-Eyes White Dragon. "I brought some fire power to this party!" Said Yugi. Slifer and Blue-Eyes both charged their blasts. Blue-Eyes released his earlier than Slifer, blowing away the Kanker sisters. "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" Slifer discharged his blast. "First..." Kaiba bragged. "Really?! You can't just break the rules like that!" Yugi yelled. "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!" He said, flying off with Yugi. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!... "Thanks..." Pinkie Pie said, rolling her eyes. "Hey, Double D." Twilight called, seeing him singed, with his whole body looking like it was blasted by a Charizard. "Good thing this is only a fan fiction." Double D said in a hoarse voice. And so another day in the land of Ed, Edd, and Eddy....with a touch of Ianv64!! :D Like BrothersThe day started quite well. Double D was hanging out at Ed's house. Double D seemed to get Ed into a lot of fanfiction, and somehow made him a little bit smarter....A little bit. "Guys! Bad news!!" Eddy panicked as he ran into Ed's room, shocking the other two Ed's. "What's wrong, Eddy?" Ed asked. "My brother's coming to visit!" He said, looking in random directions biting his nails in anxiety. "And?..." Double D said, as if it wasn't a big deal. "He'll see that we're bronies, and call us sissies, and beat us up man!" Double D pondered for a second. "Uh, Ian?" Double D asked me. "Is this before, or after the 'Big Picture show'?" It's before. "Oh NO!" You're brother's going to murder us Eddy!" Double D joined in on the panic. Ed seemed to be the only one who could keep his composure. "How can you be calm, man!!?" Eddy asked loudly. "Trust me Eddy, I've got an idea. Your brother will be no match for me!" Ed shot back confidently. "He's a dead man, Eddy." Double D stated as Ed walked out of his room. .... Eddy was pacing around his room, waiting for his brother to barge in. Double D came to join from the back door. "You alright, Eddy?" He asked. Before Eddy could answer, the door creaked. Every inch the door moved, the more fear that lingered inside of the Ed's. "Brother's home." He said. "Hiya, bro! What's up?!" Eddy said, sweating. "I've been pretty good, no ponies here or anything. heheheh." Oh, really? Alright Eddy, be a man.... Actually I know someone who will....PLOT CONVENIENCE GO! The back door opened again. What was revealed to them was Ed in a black T-shirt with all the "Mane Six" ponies on it. It said "Ponies, Ponies, SWAG." "Hi friends! What pony adventures shall we indulge ourselves in today?" He said, grabbing the both of them in a tight friendly Ed hug. "Ed.....You'll get us killed." Eddy whispered to him. "Ponies?" Eddy's brother spoke up finally, after being puzzled. "Indeed. Ponies." Ed said. "Girly ponies! That's a beating man!" Eddy's brother cocked his fist towards Ed. As he released it, Ed dodged it. "Wha?..." He tried again, aiming lower, Ed moved, and dodged it, also giving him a spin kick. All while holding Double D and Eddy as they stare in shock, and disbelief. "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO MAN!!!" He shouted, infuriated. He tried one more punch, and Ed caught it with his hand. "FUS RO DAH!!" He shouted, releasing a sound wave that blasted Eddy's brother through the wall. "PONY POWER!!!" He shouted. Eddy's brother freaked out, and ran away, driving back home. \ "Uh....Ed?" Eddy said as he was still being gripped by Ed. "Yeah?" "CAN YOU LET US GO NOW!?" He shouted. Ed simply relinquished his grip, and dropped them. "How did you do that?" Double D asked. "I just took my arm away from you guys, and I let-" He was cut off. "No, I mean, how did you beat up Eddy's brother? And do that sound wave thing? "I'm Edward...Ponyborn...." He said. "It's the shirt guys. You can buy them at any hot topic, or online if you want." ........ Later that day, Eddy's brother sent Eddy a email, saying that he found ponies, and is now a better person. It only took like one hour, and he was hooked. -----What sort of adventure will the Ed's go on next chapter? YOU DECIDE!!!----- Worldly Connections------This is a short chapter...And an irrelevant one at that....I just wanted to put this in here because it popped into my head, and I had to type it XD----- "You must be this Double D I hear about." Said Princess Luna, flying towards Double D as the Ed's visited Equestria. "Oh, am I famous or something?" He inquired. "I am unsure. But I've learned so much about Earth since I've used Twilight's Machine that you inspired her to build." She seemed to praise him. "Just this morning, I discovered some of your human idols who passed away, so I brought them back to life as ponies!! Here in Equestria!" The Ed's pondered that statement. "Who'd you bring?" Eddy asked. Just as Eddy asked the question, it was answered for him by the voice. "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCT! BEHOLD COAT CONTROL! TIRED OF SPENDING HOURS CLEANING YOUR FUR? TOUGH STAINS ARE ANNOYING! USE THIS SIMPLE SOLUTION WHILE BATHING, AND GET THE GUCK OFF IN A FEW EASY SCRUBS!" Mother of God...... "Who else did you bring?" Double D asked frightened. "well....." He heard another voice... Actually, this was music he heard. He looked behind him to see an Earth pony playing guitar with an afro, and a head band. BITCH BROUGHT BACK JIMI HENDRIX!!!! He was shredding with hooves. Because he's so amazing, he doesn't even need hands to play guitar like a god. The whole day, the Ed's were wondering around, looking to see if any familiar idols popped up. "APPLEJACK!!" Apple Bloom called, running away from something. ` "You look so cute, little filly." Said...Oh dear lord, it's Michael Jackson. "I'm a scat man!!" Said a distant voice. "Skibby dibby dip, bop boodoodoop.... Ba boo do doop. I'm a scat man!" Scat man john. They saw Pinkie arguing with a pony who was wearing a powdered wig. "THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN JUST STOP IN MID AIR LIKE THAT!!" She found Sir Isaac Newton....Looks like his rules are denied to Pinkie. Octavia seemed to be enjoying the company of Mozart. Big surprise huh? All these human idols in pony form. I guess it really is true...There's a pony version of everything..... I don't feel like covering anymore, so yeah...Chapter end (fade to black) I believe I can EdIt was another nice Day in Equestria, and the Ed's went to visit. They were bored on Earth, as always, so maybe Twilight, or someone else has a good idea for some entertainment. "Hey, guys." Rainbow Dash greeted them. "Hey RD." Eddy replied. "I'm going to a flying competition today, do you guys want to come to cloudsdale, and root for me?" She asked. "Sure." The Ed's said in unison. "Alright, go to Twilight's and she'll make sure you guys are able to walk on the clouds and stuff." The Ed's saw RD fly off to practice. "Well, you heard her! Race you to twilight's!" Eddy said, running forward. "Last one there is a rotten dragon egg!" Double D said, following. "Eggs are good Double D." Ed said, following last. The Ed's ran, and saw Twilight's house come closer as they raced. Ed somehow flew past them all, leaving a cloud of dust behind him. "Just like Sonic the Hedgehog." He bragged. "Don't be so sure of yourself!" Said Sonic the Hedgehog out of nowhere, speeding past Twilight's house. Okay...... "I'll never understand how you did that Ed." Double D said panting, coming closer to Twilight's door. Eddy finally reached the door. Double D knocked. Twilight answered rather quickly, and was excited to see them. "Hey guys!" She greeted, widening her eyes to their presence. "Greetings, Twilight!" Double D returned. "Rainbow Dash told us to come here so you could help us walk on Cloudsdale to root for her at the flying competition." Twilight nodded. "Come on in." They entered, seeing the other four as well. ........ "Alright all done!" Twilight said. "Did you HAVE to do this to ed?" Double D asked Twilight. "Sorry, I don't think you guys could it in the air balloon." She said. "But anyway, let's head out." ...... "Hey everyone!" Rainbow Dash said as the air balloon came up to Cloudsdale. "Wait, were are the Ed's?" "I feel so awesome guys!!" Said Ed, who came up with the other 2 Ed's carrying them in his Ed hug, except he had angel wings. "Dear Celestia..." Rainbow Dash said face hoofing."He has wings..." "I am Ed the Archangel! Fear my blinding powers of light from the heavens!!!" Ed recited to himself. "It's gonna be a long day." Eddy said to Double D. "Can you please put us down Ed?" Eddy said. Ed flew elegantly to the cloud, and released Eddy, and Double D. "Why does Ed get all the cool perks man!?" Because I say so. They got to the bleachers, getting ready to start the show. They called the first contestant. "Hey, Double D?" Eddy asked displeased. "What is it, Eddy?" He responded. "Ed's in the competition isn't he?" "He couldn't be. He's right over....." Double D look beside him where Ed was a few minutes ago, but he was nowhere to be seen. And by the way guys, Ed has his pony shirt on. :) The first contestant was Ed. He dashed out, and did a flip and spread his wings towards the sun, and created an aura. He accelerated upward, and left a trail of light. He dove down and had the mechanics play a song for him. "Power up the bass cannon..." He built up his dramatic pause as he expanded the aura. "Fire...BWWWAUUUU!" The bass dropped, and he did some amazing divine dance moves. Afterward, he flew off, and finished.... Rainbow Dash looked outside to see Ed's performance. "..........Fuck........." She said. Ed won first place. Rainbow Dash's moves weren't anything compared to Ed's SWAG-Wings.... "I hate you Ed...." She said to him as they all walked off of Cloudsdale. Ed didn't brag about it. However, a human who had wings just killed the competition with no effort. "Dang! You were good!" Said Spitfire, and the Wonderbolts. Rainbow Dash began to grit her teeth, and got extremely jealous. "You should all hang out with us tonight!" She continued. Ed agreed. It turns out everyonewent to a party in Canterlot. Ed and Soarin seemed to be great friends. They were dancing like idiots as the people in canterlot were face hoofing and calling them immature hooligans. "That's my horse!" He said, Smacking Ed's hand. "You know that too?" He became excited. "That's my horse!" He shoved Soarin a little. Here we go... "Ha! Nice one! That's my horse!" He bucked him, and Ed crashed into the wall. "Uh uh uh!! That's my...HORSE!!!" He Fus-Ro dah'd Soarin, making him crash outside. "oops...." Soarin came back in after limping. "You win...." He said, then continuing forward. Later that day, Ed's wings faded. "Aw man!" He said. "Let's just go home Ed." Double D said, tired. And so they did. Another Ianv64 Ed Edd and Eddy Adventure!!!! -----What will the Ed's do next? YOU DECIDE!!----- Adventures IRLAs the Ed's sit at Double D's house, quite bored, "So....what to do today?" Eddy asked aloud. I myself pondered in thought of what to write. I've been stuck on this writing recently. I need a new... Just as I was a bout to continue my sentence, my wall suffers an explosion, creating a large hole in the wall. Through it I hear a loud, close sounding Helicopter. I run outside. To my surprise, I see the figures above, and I feel as if I've drifted into a weird dream. "Ian!! COME ON!!! GET IN, THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!" Says Double D riding on Rainbow Dash. As I sit there confused, I rub my eyes to see if this was some sort of fantasy that would make me cry when I wake up. I open my eyes again, and see this still. I nod my head, pretending to know what the HELL is going on. The release a rope latter for me to climb on. I hesitated at first, thinking I wasn't REALLY seeing this. I grabbed on, and climbed up the unstable rope latter. Thankfully, they gave me time to climb it. In the movies, they just make sure you grip it, and ride. Good thing this is real life... Actually, I don't even know if it is, so yeah. "Alright, good you're in." Twilight said as I finally reached the passenger seats of the helicopter. "Um, alright, I have just ONE question." I said. "How the HELL ARE YOU GUYS REAL!!?" I shouted. "Don't worry, we have a mission, and only you can help us." Twilight replied. "Mission?" I asked. "Yeah. You're the one who thought this crossover up. And...well" Pinkie cut her off. "So basically, your imagination was SOOO awesome, it became real!" Pinkie finished. My face froze. For a good seven seconds, I tried to move my mouth and say words. I managed to say one solid word. One word that described my every mixed feeling, and state of understanding. "What?.." "What kind of 'mission' is this anyway?" I asked. Twilight sighed, probably not wanting to tell me yet. "We're trying to eliminate the evil pony hater." She said. I give her of face of ridicule. "Which one? Out of the thousands that exist?" "One in particular. We don't know his name, however, we know his address, email, and all of his facebook accounts and fan pages" "But you don't know his name?" I reply. "Right." Twilight said. Wow, they make me seem like a genius in real life. As the helicopter flew to a stadium in a big city, I began to get a better idea on who this might be. "America's got talent?....Oh.....dear....god... I know who you're after..." They were after the most evil anti-brony ever. The human who propagated us, and made us look like creeps, and conveyed more of a lie than FOX news...Howard FUCKING Stern. We parked the helicopter on the stadium's ceiling. As we examined the area, I saw a security camera. I freaked, and broke it with my fist. "Alright, the area looks clear." Eddy said giving a thumbs up. "Time to meet your maker!!" Ed shouted crashing through the ceiling, blowing our cover. Now we had to take action. Sharon Osbourne looked confused as we all focused our aim at Howard Stern in the far left Judge seat. "Shit." He said. Howard jumped out of his seat, and took off his sun-glasses. He jumped in the air, and took flight heading for Ed, charging some sort of attack. "Howard PAAAAAWNCH!!" He said, hitting Ed downward, and opening a portal, knocking him in. "ED!!" Double D said from the ceiling. "EVERYONE GO!!" Double D commanded. Everyone jumped through the hole. The performer on stage including everyone watching this broadcast, and in the audience was seeing two cartoon humans, along with six cartoon ponies jump through the ceiling, and witnessed Howard Stern take flight, and send one of them through a portal. I stand there looking down in disbelief. "Ian!! Use your imagination!!" Pinkie shouted right before she got hit. "Aw HELL NAH!!!" I yelled, finally jumping down. I used my imagination, and I felt power rush through me. I began to hover in mid air, and controlled my flight. Howard could see I was a brony, since I had on my "yay' shirt. "DOWN WITH BRONIES!!" He shouted in a demonic voice. "NEVER!" I replied. I put my palms together, and charged a quick amount of energy. "KAMEHAMEHA!!!" I threw the energy blast at him, and he was hit by it. "He he! You think that little poke is gonna hurt me?" He bragged in his demonic voice. I teleported near him, and tried to give him a hard punch. He unfortunately dodged it, and hit me into the portal everyone else fell into. As I fell in, I made out my final words. "Ponies foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!" I then blacked out as the portal absorbed me. ........... "Hey, Ian, are you alright?" I heard a soft voice ask. I tried to open my eyes. I found it difficult at first. My muscles felt tired, and I felt weak. I was finally able to open, and have my vision focus. It was Fluttershy. "Oh, thank goodness." She said, relived, and nuzzled my shoulder. I tried to return with a hug, but my arms were very weak. "Where the hell are we?" I asked to no one in particular. I looked around to see the Ed's in a cage, the mane six in different cages, and me and Fluttershy in the same cage. "I can't use my magic!" Twilight shouted in frustration as she tried to break the cage she was trapped in. A door opened slowly, and loudly. It was him, Howard Stern. "Well, I wasn't expecting this day so soon." He said, chuckling at us as he walked through the room. "You'll pay for this!" Eddy yelled through the bars. "I think you'll find YOU'LL be paying." He shot back. "These cages are strength proof, and magic proof." He said. "Are they imagination proof?" I asked curiously. "How the fuck would you block that?" He asked with ridicule. "Ah...Okay then." I said, imagining all the cages opening...As they did. "HOLD ON WHAT?!!" Howard stern yelled as all of us exited our cages. "In the words of Spongebob Squarepants himself. To make anything a powerful reality, you gotta have imaaaaginaation." I said, even imitating the rainbow hands. "Fuck you guys!" Howard shouted, vanishing. "I'll get us out of here." Twilight said. She quickly conjured a levitation spell, and brought us back to my house. "Well, I guess this is goodbye for now, until we need you next time." She said. "Wait, that's it?" I asked disappointed. "I wouldn't say that's IT." She said, winking. I awoke from my slumber. I quickly jerked my head upward seeing my computer screen on a "Howard Stern hates bronies" video. Well...Time to add a chapter to my Ed Edd and Eddy crossover then.... I know JUST what I'll be writing. -----What happens next? YOU DECIDE----- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF, oh wait, wrong outro....i don't have an outro....so bye for now. The Downfall of the Hatred (Final)A very fine day in Equestria was transpiring. The morning sun shined a warm and beautiful reddish orange in the summer horizon. And guess who would be joining them? That's right, the good old teenage trio, the Ed's. If it was like any other day, it will be full of normal, everyday events that are actually only normal in the fan fics by Ianv64. Just like this one. That's right. You know what time it is. It's time to get serious. "Morning, Ed's." Twilight greeted Double D and his two loyal comrades as they exited their deep blue portal. "Good day, Twilight. Any plans for today?" Double D asked with subtle enthusiasm. "Not exactly." She said. "I'm gonna try to take it easy." "I wouldn't get too used to that Idea." My voice echoed through the sky. "....Ian?" Twilight asked. A dark red portal was visible in the air. The portal was dark. Metal music played in the background as I exited, showing up in the most bad ass gothic outfit. ".....Whaa?" Twilight asked. "I need everyone's help today." I began. "The other day, you've taught me that imagination is the most powerful thing in the universe, some so powerful that you can do anything you imagine, no matter how stupid, or seriously illogical it seems. And today, the signal in my world has been rang. The battle call for the war. The hatred war against the bronies. The haters have gathered around my city for no apparent reason, and have decided to choose my city as the target, also for no apparent reason. It's time for me to show everyone in my world how awesome I am, and I need your help. In my world, I can now give everyone epic, amazing powers that are completely unrealistic, like the spirit bomb, and other obvious attacks ripped off Dragonball Z. Except for the ones I choose to make up so I can try to be original....Long story short, there's no time to explain, come into the portal." "Well, you kinda already explained." Double D retorted. "......Get in the portal, and gather everyone in this show that matters." I responded. Immediately, every single one of the mane six, and certain background characters were following me through the portal to Earth. As we reached the exit, I saw through the hole. My friends were already finding it hard to fight the haters. They were being buzz kills, and saying their powers aren't real, and for some reason, being an asshole stops us from being awesome. "Alright, everyone, get ready!!" I shout. As I am the first to get out, I sprout random angel wings that were on fire, and soar into the air. "Friends! Bronies! I BRING YOU OUR ULTIMATE ALLIES! PONIES!!!!" They landed elegantly near the group of bronies ready to continue the battle. "Fag." Some random hater said. I saw him, and obliterated him as soon as the last sound left his mouth. "BATTLE!!!" I shouted. I overlooked the entire scene to make sure to help anyone being ganged up on. My friends had decent imaginations, so they could do some epic stuff. My friend Chris was running over people in his flying boat with wheels that also happened to have a machine gun that his brother was using. Through all this, I conjured a giant sky speaker, and blasted metalcore music out of it. Appropriate battle music. "Show them what you can do bronies!!" I say as I fly over the scene. I see a few haters ganging up on my buddy Michael. Crap! I swoop down, and conjure an epic original attack. "Light style cannon arm blast!!!" I saw, blasting them with light, causing them to go blind from the overexposure to kindness. "You alright?" I ask him. "Yeah. I'm good. Thanks man." He says. I nod, and continue on. Applejack was able to improve her bucking abilities thanks to the boots I gave her that make an earthquake equivalent wave of force as she kicked 20 haters. Twilight used her horn as average, no improvement there. Fluttershy used her eyes, and stared. No improvement will eve need to be made there. Rainbow Dash learned how to go Super Saiyan 2. Pinkie used her party cannon. It was enough, considering the haters were homophobes, and hated pink. Rarity used.....Oh my...... I didn't observe rarity for long... As I fly farther, I saw him. No...I saw... THEM.....It was.....No...the ultimate Haters. Not only was there Howard Stern, but there was a group accompanying him. FOX news... Dear Celestia. "Ponies are about to be cancelled, Ian." He said with a smug chuckle. He then cracked his knuckles "Is that so?" I reply confidently. I snap my fingers, and I conjured a stage in the sky, with Ed, Edd and Eddy on metal instruments. Double D on the drums, Eddy on vocals, Ed on bass, and me, on guitar. "We need one more element here though." I pause. "Vinyl....SPIN THAT SHIT!!". Suddenly there was a heavy dubstep wub bassdrop, that I combined with epic metalcore, to attempt to blow the hater crew away with epicness. It worked for awhile. Many haters seemed to panic, because the amount of cynical hatred they had towards good music was killing them. I then had to fight Howard Stern with the Ed's. I snapped my fingers, and conjured their OC's which played our instruments for us. "We've gotta do some sort of epic battle formation!" Ed shouted over the music. "We don't know one!" Double D said. "We gotta make one up" I shouted. "Good idea, we can start that, and do random attacks afterward to make it look rehearsed." Double D continued. We stopped, and made the most random battle positions to attempt to look bad ass. It worked, mostly because I was in it. I gave the cue. "NOW!" We split in different directions towards Howard Stern, and the FOX News anchormen. "Kaaaaaaaa.... meeeee.....haaaaa...MEEEEE....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" We all in unison obliterated the hater crew with an epic Kamehameha blast. Smoke was created. We grinned in success. However, our hopes were crushed in the realization that they were all standing perfectly still without a scratch. "how cute." A news man said. "Damn..." Eddy said. "Guys! Hold them off, and lead them to the rest of the bronies, I've got an idea, but you gotta give me a few minutes. I'l be back I promise!" I assured them. "Wait! Ian! What??!" Eddy shouted in puzzlement. "So, your friend is gone....run." Howard Stern said. The Ed's flew downward towards the other bronies, and the ponies for help. Lyra stepped in front of them, and used her mechanical hands to create a giant arm gun. "Take this you anti-loving bastards!" She said. Before she could release the blast, the hater crew had blocked her attack, and ripped off the arm. "AW, COME ON!" She said in anger. "What do we do guys?!" Ed shouted in desperation. "I don't know. Fly until Ian gets back I guess. "HEY! ASSHOLES!" I said coming back. "Aw look, he changed his outfit." Howard Stern joked.I was wearing a similar outfit, except my wings were dark, and I had a white and golden shiny blade that was on fire, and pulled it out of it's flaming sheath, which revealed that the blade was also on fire. "I call upon all the forces of awesomeness! I call everyone who wants to help! SUPPORT THE BRONIES!!" I shouted loud. A reverberating echo was heard, that made everyone stop fighting. Beams of light erupted from the sword. I called on everyone who could help. They went across all over Earth it seemed. I immediately saw the first return. "I'm not too late am I?" Asked Spiderman, swinging from a web. "Somebody told me the ponies were in trouble" Said Batman. "Let's get this show on the road!" Said Superman crashing to the ground, creating a slight crater. "Time to get shit done." Said Clint Eastwood. "We bout to get fweaky up in dis pwace!" Said Bruce Lee. The next one came through a portal. A yellow, and epic portal. None other than Chuck Norris. Other characters came out, Naruto, Sasuke, Goku, Ichigo, Dr. Who, Iron man, and the rest of the avengers, the X-men, Samurai Jack, Black Rock Shooter, Inuyasha, and pretty much ever character and movie bad ass you could think of. THe hater crew began to tremble in fear at the amount of awesome that was adding up in the battle field. We were about to create one large giant blast, but The clouds went bright. A section in the sky opened. Angels sang as a man coming out of the sky in a flying motorcycle rode straight down a holy spot light. None other than Jesus Christ. ":Let's finish this." Jesus said. Everyone charged their energy, including the ponies, bronies, and everyone in support of the ponies. "SPIRIT BOMB!!!!!" Goku released the meshed up energy we've contributed to the large spirit bomb. They were doomed. They knew they were finished. The world went blank due to how explosive the blast was. It seemed silent. I felt a ringing in my ears, soon clearing up and coming back to reality, and seeing the giant crater in the middle of the city. Everyone cheered at our success. We high fived, bro-hooved, and every type of handshake, and fist pump possible. Haters can not add up to the friendship of bronies. Later that day, I told my Good friends that I'd made I would come to any of their worlds if I ever felt like it. That day, I seemed to have opened the door to more cross overs. Literally. From this entire day of defeating Howard Stern, and even writing this fan fiction on it's own. I've had fun. Dear Priness Celestia. Thank you for being a show. I, as well as many others enjoy this concept. Also, the most important thing I think I've learned throughout this random, and somewhat meaningless literary work, is that...I'm really awesome :D -Your faithful follower (except that I love Luna more) Ian Vinson. ---THE END--- It begins here.I observed Equestria for myself in a serious matter. Now that I, the author am present in this story, I seem to have the power of imagination. The thing is, I'm not using this power for humor anymore. Now that I see the actual serious, and inspirational meanings I put into this story unintentionally, I'm going to continue this journey with the Eds, and The ponies of Equestria in a serious, and useful way, and inspire other authors to follow my footsteps.... ......................... Nah, I'm just fuckin with ya! More chapters here soon! :) Imagination Land"I now crown thee, the kings of Imagination land... Ed Edd, n Eddy!" Princess Celestia gave each of the Ed's a crown. Ed's had a chicken on top of it...not scootaloo. Double D's had a book on top of it. Twilight was so diggin' it. Eddy's had money on top of it. Even though money doesn't work in imagination land. Oh, I forgot to mention, imagination land is a district of Equestria I used my imagination powers to create. I gave the Ed's the majority of them. They now control Equestria, and I am now only an author. So, if the ed's decide to do something really stupid, Celestia, and everyone else has to deal with it (obvious foreshadow). "I'm a king! We're gonna be rich Double D!" Eddy exclaimed not able to control his excitement. "Eddy, we don't need money in this land." Double D replied. "I'm gonna hug S many chickens Double D! Including this one." He said picking up the most random scootaloo out of nowhere. "Pet the chicken pet the chicken." "Wait, how in the hay did I get here?" Scootaloo asked. The Ed's took their thrones. It was a land of wonderful buildings and all the neighborhoods were cul de sacs. Ponies lived in complete peace, and happiness. There was no problems. Therefore, I now have to use my powers as an author to create some. "Hey Double D, I'm bored." Ed said in his royal chair. "I'm sorry, Ed." Double D replied apathetically. "We should tell stories...Oh! I know, what if a bunch of evil flying dolphins that could turn super saiyan came into our city and tried to destroy everything for no reason, and then destroy the rest of equestria? Oh! And all the dolphins could breathe fire and shoot bullet firing chickens out of their eyes?" "...You just imagined that...didn't you?" Double D asked facepalming. "Yeah, why?" Ed asked. "It's gonna come real in a little bit because of imagination." "...Oh...whoops." Ed said not understanding what kind of stupid move he just made. Just outside, there was an explosion, and they heard Linkin Park music outside the windows. Michael Bay logic is a go. "Oh man, they're destroying our cupcake store over there." Ed said. It's like he was only watching a movie, and nothing else. As if he didn't understand the power of his overactive imagination. I knew I couldn't trust you three with my powers. "EDDY!! WHAT DO WE DO?!" Double D panicked. "uh...I don't know. Let's just try to destroy them all I guess. They agreed, and headed to the roof of their castle. "Ok, everyone imagine a weapon that flies." Double D said. Eddy imagined an anti gravity motorcycle with a flame thrower and laser gun. Double D imagined a WWII fighter plane with NO epic additions. Double D. I am disappoint. Ed decided to take a super random twist and imagine a flying boat with wheels that shot alligator bombs and doughnut grenades and flew faster than the speed of sound and also had angel wings on it. They used their weapons and shot many of the super saiyan dolphins. The Linkin Park music was getting louder, meaning that they were losing. "Geez you guys suck." I said coming into the battlefield. Princess Celestia came with me to record the epic war on video. "Viral Youtube video gold." She said as she hit record. It was now my turn. I quickly thought up an army of 100,000 ninja robots that had chainsaw katanas. They instantly flew up and killed all the dolphins easily. They stopped once they had all been sliced out of existence. "Now we've got a bunch of robots everywhere!" Eddy complained. I quickly made them disappear in a poof like they were shadow clones. "Wait, you mean that was possible this entire time?" Double D asked. "Yeah, whoever imagines something can just as easily poof it away... You guys have a lot to learn." And so another meaningless and stupid day in the land of Equestria. Please comment suggestions for future chapters. Unexpected FansBecause I take suggestions comment if you want to suggest something =) "Hey Sarah, what is that?" Kevin asks Sarah, walking near her by the sidewalk. She was holding printed pieces of computer paper, full of text. "It's a story. Jimmy wanted an actual copy." She replied. Kevin began to make a face, that showed curiosity. "Story, huh?" He said. "What's it about." "Trust me you won't like it. It's pretty girly. Probably too girly for any guy, well, besides Ed to like." "Well, I still wanna know." He retorted. Sarah rolled her eyes, and sighed. "It's a fan fiction of My Little Pony." She said. "I'm pretty darn sure you wouldn't like it." Kevin moved his eyes in nervous suspicion. "Yeah..." He said, scratching his head with a nervous smile. "Way too girly...Uh...Catch ya later." He quickly looked back to look at the title of the story before Sarah pressed on down the sidewalk. He got on his bike and pedaled quickly towards his house. "What's his problem?" Sarah asked out loud to no one in particular. As Kevin came to his house, he parked his bike, and jogged inside, walking upstairs to his room. He looked around to make sure no one was in his room. He went to google.com, and typed. "My Little Dashie" He quickly saw the official story link, but a few links down, saw a YouTube video of the reading with Background Music. As he listened to the first line, he immediately knew this was going to be insanely sad. He felt the subtle music in the background immediately set the tone. An hour and a half later, he finished. His shirt soaking wet with tears. "Why Princess Celestia?...Why?" He said putting his face in his hands. "Hello, Kevin" Said his friend Rolf entering his bedroom completely unexpected. He noticed his moist eyes instantly. "Why is one's face moist with the salty emotional liquids of sadness?" He asked him. "Uhhh...What are ya talking about?" He said, pretending to not know, and wiping his tears quickly. "Oh my!" He said, sounding strangely happy. "You have discovered the magic of the ponies?" He asked looking at his monitor. Kevin was silent for a second, and began to look in other directions. "...Yeah..." He said putting his head down, staring towards his feet. "We must celebrate!" Rolf said enthusiastically. "Whoa! Dude. Chill. I've been through the conversion thing like, a month ago. I gotta say, it's a darn good show." "I agree! The colorful equines make good characters, yes?" Rolf said. ........SO we have Eddy, then Sarah, then Kevin, then Rolf....What's next?.......
Pony Bed Time Stories."Hey guys! How did you crash into my wall THIS time?" Johnny asked, lying in his bed, with Plank. The Ed's became silent until Double D spoke up. "Long story Johnny." Said Double D. "So, I guess you guys owe me some bed time stories then." Johnny replied. "Ooh! Ooh! Me first guys!" Ed said happily, wanting to raise his hand. They were planted between a wall. The same wall they crashed last time in fact. "Okay, Ed, go ahead." Double D said with a sigh. "This is called, 'A day in the Life of Rainbow Dash.' Okay, so one day, in the land of Equestria-" Ed was cut off by his friend Eddy. "Ponies, Ed?" He asked implying a face palm. "Not just ponies, Eddy! Little ponies." Both Eddy, and Double D let out stress-filled sighs of 'Dear lord, here we go.' "Okay. One day, in the magical land of Equestria, Rainbow Dash was the best flier around. She looked to the sky with great content, soaring through it with triumph, and high confidence..." As he read, Eddy, and Double D talked amongst themselves. "When could Ed use such descriptive language?" Double D asked in a whisper. "I don't know, he must have read a lot of fanfiction recently or something." Ed stopped, realizing that the side conversation. "Shush." He said in his signature Ed way, putting his finger to his mouth. "Rainbow Dash met up with her friends, and began to think of what to do for the day. Would they go on an adventure? Would they just have a picnic? What would they do on this pretty day? As Rainbow Dash exchanged looks with all of her friends, she noticed they began to blur, and glitch. Confused, she was. The whole world began to do the same thing. She ran for her life in confusion. As the world glitched, and blinked, she saw what looked like an artificial reality room. Like she was in a digitized world. She woke up, realizing that she was in a room, attached to many wires. The four corners that surrounded her looked like the Matrix... "Yup, of course, he HAS to put movies in this." Eddy said, rolling his eyes. "Eddy, I'm trying to tell a story." He said. "She broke free from the wires, and tried to find the exit. She looked behind her, seeing a window. There was no one watching. She looked through the window, and tried to see if anyone was in sight. It looked clear. She broke the window with her hoof, and flew through it. Someone grabbed her as she tried to fly. "Code red! We have a prisoner escape! I repeat code red!" Said what looked like a lab worker. these creatures gathered around her to try to contain her. They got a tranquilizer. She began to panic. Before they could get any closer, she seemed to blow them away from her with some sort of powerful explosion. They all noticed her mane. It was blonde. She had finally turned into a super saiyan pony! Rainbow Dash began to charge her power, and get ready for the final blow to guarantee her escape. "Kamehameha!!!" She had mastered the moves of Goku in what seemed like no time at all. She blew through the humans in front of her, and began to fly out of the large gap in the wall. She flew, and noticed that this place was very different. She saw buildings, and towers. It seemed like Manehatten, but was too advanced for it to be a city in Equestria..." Eddy, and Double D had the most bored, displeased looks on their faces as Ed was making the most random crossovers possible. They both looked at Johnny, who had a look of excitement, and seemed like he was on the edge of his seat...bed. "And once she saw the TARDIS, Dr. Whooves came out of it..." NOW He's going into the Fannon Dr. Whooves thing. "As Princess Celestia saw that Rainbow Dash had become a super Saiyan Pony, she gasped in shock at this light blue pony, who was glowing in golden aura. "So, you found it too?" She asked her. Princess Celestia then began to charge HER energy, and transformed into a super Saiyan Pony!" "All we need is a couple more explosions, and some Linkin Park music, and this would be a Michael Bay movie..." Eddy said monotone. "Indeed." Double D agreed. "And then the planet finally became peaceful...The end." Ed had finished his horrid travesty of a improvised story, that had no relevance to anything. In fact, what the hell just happened?! "Wow!! That was awesome!" Johnny said with approval. "More pony stories!" He demanded. Double D, and Eddy, implied the most disappointed face palm ever. "I guess I'll go next." Double D said. "It was a peaceful day in Twilight Sparkle's library, and she was researching some of the latest rfindings on the multiverse theory, trying to see if she could visit any of them with her magic. As she lit up her horn with a spell, she began to smile with anxiety and anticipation. What Universe would she end up in? What kind of creatures would she see? The horn dimmed, and the spell seemed to fail. "Ah, man!" She said. She was so confident she conjured the spell correctly. She sighed with disappointment and began to walk outside. As she opened her wooden door, it made a loud creek as usual. Her eyes widened to the sight. There was fire everywhere, and ponies seemed to be burning. "What is this?!!" She shouted out loud to no one in particular. As she walked outside, she saw her friend Pinkie Pie. "What happened!!" She asked her. Pinkie Pie responded only with an evil sounding laugh, and bounced off. Twilight was frightened, and tried to run and find any of the other five. As she came close to Fluttershy, she called out to her. "Fluttershy! What happened!!?" "I don't know." She said. "But make sure you stay out of my shed!" She then woke up, and began to pant heavily. She caught her breath, and-" Johnny cut him off. "Boring!" He said. Double D made a slightly annoyed frown. "Alright, I guess it's your turn Eddy." "What do ya mean? I'm not a brony!" He retorted. A creeking noise could be heard throughout the wall. "What was that?" Eddy asked. "I don't know." Double D said, sounding nervous. But I don't think I want to know." "Heeeeyy boys!" Said three unfortunately familiar girls known as the Kanker sisters. They stared at them with their wide frightening smiles. "KANKERS!!!!" They yelled. "Don't worry guys! I'll save you!" Said an unfamiliar voice from the other side of the wall. An energy blast came through the wall, creating a hole that destroyed half of his house. "Rainbow Dash!!" Called Ed. His smile that of relief. The other two were insanely confused. It was Rainbow Dash with a shiny golden mane, and hovering with shining golden aura. "Super Saiyan Rainbow Dash!" She corrected. She snatched the three Ed's from the wall, and took them back to Ed's house, and dropped them in his room. "Um...Ed." Said Eddy. "Yeah?" Ed responded. "What just happened?" He continued. "Well, Rainbow Dash saved us. I told you guys she was real!" He said in an 'I told you so' tone. And so the Ed's never knew where she came from, but still know for a fact that RD just swooped in as a Super Saiyan, and blew away the Kanker sisters like Team Rocket. ...The Moral of the story is, Rainbow Dash has 99 problems, but the Kanker sisters ain't one...
Ed reads My Little Dashie"Hello?" Ed asked as he answered his phone. "Hello there Ed, I just read a fanfiction I thought you might like." "Okay. What's it called?" He asked curiously. "It's called 'My Little Dashie'." I think you'll like it. Ed thought for a minute. "Okay, I'll go read it right now!" He said excitingly hanging up the phone. He ran to his computer from upstairs, and got on fimfiction.net "My...Little...Dashie..." He said to himself out loud as he typed. "Oh, that's a popular one." He read the first few lines "I live my life, one day at a time..." It was already obvious he was getting the 'feels' as he read the first few paragraphs. He was drawn in instantly. "This fic is so adorable!" He said to himself. He arrived to a part in the story where it said "Good night Daddy, I love you." He stopped. He remembered his troubles with his dad. He tried to hold in tears as he kept reading but they began to run down his face. He kept reading, and got near the part when she runs away. "She lashed out at me. And I deserved every bit of it." Ed began to cry. His lip quivered as his eyes moved across the computer screen. Eddy came in unexpectedly. "Hey, Ed, what's.......are you crying?" He began to say monotone. "It's so SAD Eddy!" He said turning around, revealing his tears, and his wet tear-stained striped shirt. "Yeah right! Words can't be THAT sad! I'll read it with you." He said implying a challenge. "So, where are you at on this thing?" He asked coming towards the screen. Ed pointed to the line he was at. He began to read on pace with Ed. They got near the part when He begins to look for Rainbow Dash in the rain. "Wow..." Eddy said, beginning to tear up. That's powerful stuff..." They kept reading. It was now near the part where they hear Princess Celestia knock on his door. Nearing towards when they all begin to cry. "Do I have to go, Daddy?!" They read. "Those can't be normal words!" Eddy says beginning to sob. "Come here you!" Ed says, grabbing Eddy, as they cry, and sob to this story. "Hello, Gentlemen." Double D enters. He then stops, realizing that they were reading My Little Dashie. "I told you it's a good story." They had just finished the final paragraph. "I need to go rethink my life..." Said Eddy. "Well, do you guys wanna do anything today? A scam or two maybe?" Double D suggested. "You bet!" Eddy said quickly changing his mood. They all ran out of the house. Sarah began to walk into Ed's room, overhearing Eddy, and Ed cry. "Oh brother." She said, rolling her eyes. She scrolled back to the top of the screen. "Babies..." She said to herself. She began to read the story. ....... Sarah had finished the story, and would have been able to fill a cereal bowl with her tears. She walked out, saying nothing else, trying to dry her eyes. "That was the best story....ever!..It makes me want to write some fan fiction.....I think I will..." She told herself, walking out of Ed's room.
Inventions and Stuff"Double D!! Does this actually work?" Asked Ed shaking in excitement. "Yes! It should. If we hit this button, we just have to stand in this circle and we'll be there!" Double D confirmed. Ed, Double D, and Eddy all got around the drawn circle next to this intricate machine Double D was able to build out of nowhere. Double D pushed the button. The machine powered up as planned. Electricity made the metal glow. The core of the machine lit up. And the portal was opened. They were pulled in, and seemed to vanish. "Here we go guys!!!" Ed shouted. After a few seconds, the Eds opened their eyes in what seemed like unison. "We're here!!" Ed yelled in excitement, jumping in pure anxiety. "I bet Scootaloo is ACTUALLY a chicken!!" He continued. "Well, gentlemen, let's explore, shall we?" They ran in their signature Ed's way. Eddy in front running with his arms forward, Ed with his back somehow limping backward, and double D, jogging with his hands toward his chest. "Ponyville!!" Ed shouted as a town became visible in the near distance, drawing closer as their pace progressed in speed. They stopped to catch their breath as they were near the first building. It looked like Sugarcube corner. "Whoa!!" Said a familiar sounding frilly voice. "What are you guys?!" They looked behind them, seeing Pinkie Pie. "Oh, hello there, Pinkie." Double D greeted. "I'm Double D, this is Ed, and Eddy. We're humans. We traveled here through a portal that I built. Nice to meet you." "You talk funny." Pinkie added with a giggle. Double D smiled a little bit with a nervous demeanor. "Oh boy, Eddy! We're actually here!!!" Ed could not contain his excitement. He ran through the town, leaving Eddy, and Double D behind. "Ed!!" Eddy shouted, trying to catch up to him. "Please wait!" Double D called following Eddy. "Scootaloo!" Ed shouted as he saw the three filly ponies known as the cutie mark crusaders. "Whoa, wait, what? Who are you?! What are you?" She asked somewhat frightened. Ed picked her up and began to hug her like a teddy bear. "Pet the chicken, pet the chicken, pet the chicken." Sweetie Belle, and Apple bloom giggled to themselves watching as scootaloo became humiliated. "What gives?!" She shouted to Ed, confused, and somewhat annoyed. "Hmmm...They said you were a chicken..." Ed said somewhat disappointed. "Oh, she's definitely a chicken." Sweetie Belle joked. "Yeah, the biggest chicken ever!" Apple bloom egged on. "Hey! I'm NOT a chicken!" Scootaloo called, looking back at the other two crusaders in annoyance. "Aww. Denial is so cute!" Ed said, petting her, and embracing her as if she was his child. ........ Later that day, Double D split up unexpectedly with the other two Ed's, and saw Twilight Sparkle. "Whoa, what are you?" She asked in a confused, yet curious voice. "Hello, I'm a human." Double D greeted. "I come from Earth. And in fact, I'm interested in many sciences, maths, and other studies as you are." Twilight perked her ears in interest. She didn't for a moment question how he knew she liked these things. Even though that's what would pop into anyone else's head at that moment. "Oh...Well.....Do you want to come to the Library? I've got many books we can look at...and...study...." Awwwww shit!! Double D got game son!!! Double D came out of the library afterwards in complete fright... "I feel...so...violated." He walked away with a face like he had seen a ghost. Soon enough, the Ed's met back together, and Double D got his remote, and transported them back to Earth. "Well, gentlemen, I can definitely say today was great.....However, I'm mentally scarred for life..."
Inventions, Copied!"Double D, you've been like....different since we came back form that portal." Said Eddy, coming into Double D's room. "Eddy, you cannot imagine the amount of things I have seen. I never imagined that it would be so horrible, and degrading. I...I..." Double D began to explain. "Double D....What did Twilight do to you." Eddy asked. Double D paused, and began to create tears. "Oh Eddy It was so awful! I didn't know things like tat could ever happen to me! Oh Eddy, I'll never be able to unsee it!!" Double D wept into Eddy. Eddy was confused, and somewhat worried that he was.....you know....down there.... "Dear God...."Eddy said... "She beat me in an IQ test!!! Eddy, I was so humiliated!!!!!" Eddy froze with the most annoyed, displeased, and not entertained face. "So....She didn't...you know..." Eddy suggested. "She didn't what?" He asked, puzzled. "You know..." He used his index finger and other hand to suggest sex in sign language. "GOOD HEAVENS NO!!" He shouted. "Wait....So you came out of the library, saying you felt violated, came home with a face of fear, and sat in your room for three hours because SHE BEAT YOU IN AN IQ TEST???!!!! I THOUGHT I WAS ABOUT TO HEAR SOME KINKY HOT STORIES!!! I ALMOST THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO REWRITE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY FOR A SECOND!!!!" He sounded disappointed. "WHY WOULD YOU LEAD ME ON LIKE THAT??!!" Double D blushed. "Oh....well...." Eddy left in a small stomping pace. ....... Later that day, Double D looked out his window, and saw some sort of vortex open up in the middle of the cul de sac. What came out of it was a purple hoof, slowly emerging a full pony, with five others following. "We're here!" Pinkie Pie said. "Yeah, That one boy with the hat dropped his blue prints for the portal thing in my library, so I just HAD to copy, and improve it. Double D's face grew red like a tomato with anger. He felt the steam come out of his ears as he yelled. "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!" Twilight and the others heard this loud yell through a window. "Is this what human houses look like?" Pinkie Pie asked, not really waiting for an answer before she went up to one of them, and knocked. "Hello?" Said a small boy named Jimmy. "Hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" Jimmy froze in the most confused fan-boy spell ever. He fainted. "Are you okay? She said coming into his house. "Ooooh!!! You have nice stuff in here!" She complimented observing everything. "You guys have TV's! Ooooh! Is this a couch?" She bounced on it. "I think she won't have a hard time, will she?" Asked Applejack. They spread out like they were on a mission. "Maybe I can find that cute boy with the hat again." Twilight said to herself. Double D has so much game he doesn't even try. Double D gets mares bro! That's way better than getting bitches! "Whoa!" Said a deep female voice. "What the heck are these things?" It was Lee from the infamous Kanker sisters. Pinkie heard her as she stepped out of Jimmy's house. "Oh hi! I'm Pinkie Pie! What's your name?" She gave her the most overly happy smile ever. "This thing creeps me out..." Lee said. "Thing?" She said. "Creep?" Her mane straightened. "Did that actually just happen?" Said Murie. "Well..." Pinkie continued, apparently brushing off that snide remark. "I'll have to teach you a lesson on...partying..." She said rubbing her hooves together with a devilish smile. ..... About an hour later, Pinkie returned. "Where have you been?" Asked Rarity. "Places." She said. Rarity looked behind to see the Kanker's tied up in a knot with rope, and their mouths duct taped. Rarity backed away very....very slowly, and then darted behind Pinkie. "I've seen you do some weird things but...this just takes the cake." She said. "You mean, Pie?" Pinkie giggled. "Say, where's Twilight?" ....... "Awww...You're so adorable." Twilight said, apparently now in Double D's room. "Don't hurt me..." He said softly, almost in a whimper. He was tied up, and forced down. "What is the meaning of this?" "Let's just say, when I don't know how to control things, I become...crazy..." She said raising her eye brow in a seductive manner. "What are you going to do to me?" He asked. "Well....." She started. "I tied you up so we can read together, and you can't leave." AWW COME ON!!!! I mean uhh...Twilight said pulling out a book on the multi-verse theory. The day was filled with confusing events... The ponies went back to Ponyville through their improved portal machine. And the moral of the story is....Double D still gets Mares....SON!
Through the Eyes of the Playah!...I know this fic has been a comedy so far, but how about we put in some feels, eh? Sounds good.... "My name is Edd....Most just know me as Double D. Recently, I've been captured. My friends and I went into a different universe with a machine I built. There, I was greeted by a purple unicorn known as Twilight Sparkle. In the show that everyone seemed to be getting into, she was my favorite. She showed an interest in learning, doing well in academics, and liked science. I met her, thinking I'd make a great new friend. However, I was wrong. She was nice, don't get me wrong. It just didn't go as I expected. She seemed to gaze at me with a seductive smile too often. As if she had some sort of sexual interest in me. I always shook that feeling off, seeing as, well, I'm a human, and she's a pony. How does that work? It also just sounds...vile. She challenged me to an IQ contest. She had beaten me. I was never beaten at such a thing. Everything I ever tried to do, or be good at, failed. I tried sports, games, video games even, competitive things, and anything else I could think of. Like art, and music. All failed. I knew the only thing I'd ever be good at, was being smarter than everyone else at trivial facts, and scientific, and mathematical concepts. I accepted this, seeing as it could get me into Harvard, or some good school to practice something to become a scientist. However, I could never shake off that I was only good at those things. I wanted to be good at something I could show-off or brag about at any time. I loved being a nerd, but I also didn't. I seem to be getting off topic here, as I spew my random thoughts into this sheet of notebook paper with aggressive scribbles. This Twilight got...crazy. She came to my world with a portal that she took from my blue prints, bragging that she improved them. She one-ups me. I hate being one-upped at the ONLY thing I can feel good about. They say there's always someone better than you, but they don't have to rub it in so much. The crazy thing is, she took me with her, by force. I swear she's going to force me to do naughty things I will never forget. I shiver just fathoming that emotional scar. It seems the author of this story labeled me a "player." However, I don't look at it like that. I couldn't get a human girl if my life depended on it. Or, at least a girl worth keeping. I don't even come close to counting Murie Kanker. She's creepy. So, through my life of trying, I've got a pony, and a girl who likes me, but I hate with every ounce of my very being. Is it so hard for a smart guy to get a girl, or a talent or two? They say the intelligent ones always finish first in the world, but it seems to be the opposite. The ignorant, or really tough ones seem to just go through life with whatever things they already have in their head, so confident they'll make it without trying, yet the ones who actually should make it, are ambushed with bullying, becoming too nice, being made fun of, or ridiculed based off of being judged, and other uncomfortable things. So, I've been taken captive by a purple pony, hidden in her library....and forced to be her...assistant or something. I hope that doesn't mean what I think it means... I also have hated many other things in my life... My parents, to an extent. My mother, and father are so...so...I don't know, strict. They hate me if I get a B, they shun me if I don't clean the house perfectly. The ironic thing is, my parents, aren't exactly awesome parents. They drink, a lot. They work all day, and come home, drink, and pass out. Sometimes they argue, or yell at me, and make fun of me. Don't I get a break? I don't know if these words will ever leave my hands, or if I'll just put them in a trash can when I'm done so there's no evidence. I know my friends haven't ever seen this side of me. I don't ever want them to. They don't need to worry about me, and I don't want them to. They're crazy, and clueless...But they're all I have, and maybe all I'll ever have... So, just in case this writing leaves this place, or even my hands, I'm Double D, Edward..... Goodbye..." ............................. Twilight had entered the bedroom Double D was put in. He was fast asleep. She didn't expect him to be quiet. In fact, that was more of a test. You'd think she knows how to make friends. She walked near him, and noticed the piece of paper with lots of writing on it. She read it to herself. Slowly, but surely, tear marks were being dropped onto the paper. She titled her head, and tried not to make any noises. She finished reading, and levitated the paper next to him. She had read about humans, thinking that they only wanted to be friends if there was some sort of kinky link between them. She just wanted to try to adapt to their style. She read about communication, and all of this. She thought that humans were different. She drew close to him, and sighed to herself. She gave him a kiss on his cheek, which was warm from crying. SHe also nuzzled him. She went to the desk and got a quill and used her magic to write a small note. "I'm sorry...I thought humans communicated differently than ponies did. I was wrong. :( I won't bother you again.... I wanted to try to be your friend. I'm sorry I did it wrong. I'll miss you though... Yours truly -Twilight Sparkle." She lit up her horn, and transported him back to Earth, onto his bed. Double D woke up, quite puzzled. He then looked at a note that was placed on top of his stomach area. He read it. Now HE felt guilty. If only he were awake during this.... Now he needs to go back and make up for it... ...................... Twilight heard a knock on the door. She answered it. Her eyes widened at the sight. It was Double D. She thought he'd never want to talk to her again. She frowned at his presence. Double D, however, smiled. "I forgive you" He said. He offered out a handshake. Twilight ran to him and gave him a nice, warm hug.... I guess friendship...Is magic.
It's about to get REAL!!As Double D had made amends with his new friend Twilight Sparkle, they can finally start their friendship correctly. On the right foot....and hoof. "Oh, Double D, I was wondering, those three other girls that seem to like you guys...uh" "Oh, don't worry Twilight, they're....well, they're not even close to the girls we would want. That's if, you know, we could GET any." He responded. Twilight didn't exactly respond. As double D glanced over to her, he saw her frown. "Why the long face Twilight?" He asked, concerned, still working on his invention from the other side of the table they were sitting at. "It's just....you're a human, and I'm a pony...How does that work?" She asked. Double D blushed. "Oh, my....I wouldn't even know. That'd be...interesting to say the least. It's not like you're attracted to me or anything." He responded jokingly. He chuckled a little. After a few seconds, she didn't join in, making him concerned again. "So, you're attracted to me?" He asked timidly. Twilight only blushed, and smiled. .....Not sure if D'aaawww.....or just.....weird....I'm only the narrator, so yeah. ....... Double D gave Twilight a tour of their neighborhood. It's nothing special, as he was always assuring her. A simple middle class neighborhood, with a few places for some small joy, even if it's the junk yard or something. "So, THIS is my competition??!!" Shouted a very angry familiar voice. Aw, shi-"YOU THINK YOU CAN JUST REPLACE ME WITH A PONY!!!?" Said Murie Kanker. "Murie, I assure you-" Double D urged. Murie shoved him aside. "Hey, he doesn't even like you!" Twilight shouted. "OOOOHHHH!!!!" Said Mordacei and Rigby out of nowhere. "Get out of this cartoon!!" Murie shouted. "Buzzkill..." Rigby said under his breath, walking away with Mordacei. The other two Kankers came to accompany Murie, and they were about to beat her up.....UNNACCEPTABLE...Uhh....PLOT CONVENIENCE GO!!! "AW HELL NAH!!!" Said Pinkie coming from nowhere. "Right behind ya!" Said Rainbow Dash. Shit's goin DOOWWWN SON!! EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTOR- "Shut up, Ian!" Pinkie shouted. Aw...no fun :( As Pinkie disappeared, getting ready to show up out of nowhere, Rainbow Dash turned Super Saiyan Equestrian. YEAH! First chapter insert! Twilight lit up her horn, and prepared a spell. "You think you're so fancy?" Said May Kanker. Her eyes began to glow, and her aura turned red. Wait, what? "You're not the only one with powers!" Lee said. She flew in the air, and turned into a great ape....lol.... Murie transformed with a cloud of energy. As it unraveled, she had perfect teeth, a skimpy clothing, a large chest, an hour glass figure, and beautiful long, blue hair. "Just for you, honey." She said to Double D. "HOLY MOTHER OF FU-" Double D was cut off by the large blast may Kanker let out to start this Epic battle. As The Battle progressed, The ponies seemed to be losing... THAT'S FOR TELLING ME TO SHUT UP, PINKIE!! "AWW COME ON!!" Pinkie yelled. I'm kidding Pinkie, I'll help you. A roaring beast was heard in the distance. As it got closer, a large shadow was seen through the sky. It swooped down, revealing Yugi Moto riding Slifer the Sky Dragon. Next, from the other direction, revealed Seto Kaiba riding Blue-Eyes White Dragon. "I brought some fire power to this party!" Said Yugi. Slifer and Blue-Eyes both charged their blasts. Blue-Eyes released his earlier than Slifer, blowing away the Kanker sisters. "TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!" Slifer discharged his blast. "First..." Kaiba bragged. "Really?! You can't just break the rules like that!" Yugi yelled. "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!!!" He said, flying off with Yugi. YOU'RE WELCOME!!!... "Thanks..." Pinkie Pie said, rolling her eyes. "Hey, Double D." Twilight called, seeing him singed, with his whole body looking like it was blasted by a Charizard. "Good thing this is only a fan fiction." Double D said in a hoarse voice. And so another day in the land of Ed, Edd, and Eddy....with a touch of Ianv64!! :D
Like BrothersThe day started quite well. Double D was hanging out at Ed's house. Double D seemed to get Ed into a lot of fanfiction, and somehow made him a little bit smarter....A little bit. "Guys! Bad news!!" Eddy panicked as he ran into Ed's room, shocking the other two Ed's. "What's wrong, Eddy?" Ed asked. "My brother's coming to visit!" He said, looking in random directions biting his nails in anxiety. "And?..." Double D said, as if it wasn't a big deal. "He'll see that we're bronies, and call us sissies, and beat us up man!" Double D pondered for a second. "Uh, Ian?" Double D asked me. "Is this before, or after the 'Big Picture show'?" It's before. "Oh NO!" You're brother's going to murder us Eddy!" Double D joined in on the panic. Ed seemed to be the only one who could keep his composure. "How can you be calm, man!!?" Eddy asked loudly. "Trust me Eddy, I've got an idea. Your brother will be no match for me!" Ed shot back confidently. "He's a dead man, Eddy." Double D stated as Ed walked out of his room. .... Eddy was pacing around his room, waiting for his brother to barge in. Double D came to join from the back door. "You alright, Eddy?" He asked. Before Eddy could answer, the door creaked. Every inch the door moved, the more fear that lingered inside of the Ed's. "Brother's home." He said. "Hiya, bro! What's up?!" Eddy said, sweating. "I've been pretty good, no ponies here or anything. heheheh." Oh, really? Alright Eddy, be a man.... Actually I know someone who will....PLOT CONVENIENCE GO! The back door opened again. What was revealed to them was Ed in a black T-shirt with all the "Mane Six" ponies on it. It said "Ponies, Ponies, SWAG." "Hi friends! What pony adventures shall we indulge ourselves in today?" He said, grabbing the both of them in a tight friendly Ed hug. "Ed.....You'll get us killed." Eddy whispered to him. "Ponies?" Eddy's brother spoke up finally, after being puzzled. "Indeed. Ponies." Ed said. "Girly ponies! That's a beating man!" Eddy's brother cocked his fist towards Ed. As he released it, Ed dodged it. "Wha?..." He tried again, aiming lower, Ed moved, and dodged it, also giving him a spin kick. All while holding Double D and Eddy as they stare in shock, and disbelief. "WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO MAN!!!" He shouted, infuriated. He tried one more punch, and Ed caught it with his hand. "FUS RO DAH!!" He shouted, releasing a sound wave that blasted Eddy's brother through the wall. "PONY POWER!!!" He shouted. Eddy's brother freaked out, and ran away, driving back home. \ "Uh....Ed?" Eddy said as he was still being gripped by Ed. "Yeah?" "CAN YOU LET US GO NOW!?" He shouted. Ed simply relinquished his grip, and dropped them. "How did you do that?" Double D asked. "I just took my arm away from you guys, and I let-" He was cut off. "No, I mean, how did you beat up Eddy's brother? And do that sound wave thing? "I'm Edward...Ponyborn...." He said. "It's the shirt guys. You can buy them at any hot topic, or online if you want." ........ Later that day, Eddy's brother sent Eddy a email, saying that he found ponies, and is now a better person. It only took like one hour, and he was hooked. -----What sort of adventure will the Ed's go on next chapter? YOU DECIDE!!!-----
Worldly Connections------This is a short chapter...And an irrelevant one at that....I just wanted to put this in here because it popped into my head, and I had to type it XD----- "You must be this Double D I hear about." Said Princess Luna, flying towards Double D as the Ed's visited Equestria. "Oh, am I famous or something?" He inquired. "I am unsure. But I've learned so much about Earth since I've used Twilight's Machine that you inspired her to build." She seemed to praise him. "Just this morning, I discovered some of your human idols who passed away, so I brought them back to life as ponies!! Here in Equestria!" The Ed's pondered that statement. "Who'd you bring?" Eddy asked. Just as Eddy asked the question, it was answered for him by the voice. "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER AMAZING PRODUCT! BEHOLD COAT CONTROL! TIRED OF SPENDING HOURS CLEANING YOUR FUR? TOUGH STAINS ARE ANNOYING! USE THIS SIMPLE SOLUTION WHILE BATHING, AND GET THE GUCK OFF IN A FEW EASY SCRUBS!" Mother of God...... "Who else did you bring?" Double D asked frightened. "well....." He heard another voice... Actually, this was music he heard. He looked behind him to see an Earth pony playing guitar with an afro, and a head band. BITCH BROUGHT BACK JIMI HENDRIX!!!! He was shredding with hooves. Because he's so amazing, he doesn't even need hands to play guitar like a god. The whole day, the Ed's were wondering around, looking to see if any familiar idols popped up. "APPLEJACK!!" Apple Bloom called, running away from something. ` "You look so cute, little filly." Said...Oh dear lord, it's Michael Jackson. "I'm a scat man!!" Said a distant voice. "Skibby dibby dip, bop boodoodoop.... Ba boo do doop. I'm a scat man!" Scat man john. They saw Pinkie arguing with a pony who was wearing a powdered wig. "THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN JUST STOP IN MID AIR LIKE THAT!!" She found Sir Isaac Newton....Looks like his rules are denied to Pinkie. Octavia seemed to be enjoying the company of Mozart. Big surprise huh? All these human idols in pony form. I guess it really is true...There's a pony version of everything..... I don't feel like covering anymore, so yeah...Chapter end (fade to black)
I believe I can EdIt was another nice Day in Equestria, and the Ed's went to visit. They were bored on Earth, as always, so maybe Twilight, or someone else has a good idea for some entertainment. "Hey, guys." Rainbow Dash greeted them. "Hey RD." Eddy replied. "I'm going to a flying competition today, do you guys want to come to cloudsdale, and root for me?" She asked. "Sure." The Ed's said in unison. "Alright, go to Twilight's and she'll make sure you guys are able to walk on the clouds and stuff." The Ed's saw RD fly off to practice. "Well, you heard her! Race you to twilight's!" Eddy said, running forward. "Last one there is a rotten dragon egg!" Double D said, following. "Eggs are good Double D." Ed said, following last. The Ed's ran, and saw Twilight's house come closer as they raced. Ed somehow flew past them all, leaving a cloud of dust behind him. "Just like Sonic the Hedgehog." He bragged. "Don't be so sure of yourself!" Said Sonic the Hedgehog out of nowhere, speeding past Twilight's house. Okay...... "I'll never understand how you did that Ed." Double D said panting, coming closer to Twilight's door. Eddy finally reached the door. Double D knocked. Twilight answered rather quickly, and was excited to see them. "Hey guys!" She greeted, widening her eyes to their presence. "Greetings, Twilight!" Double D returned. "Rainbow Dash told us to come here so you could help us walk on Cloudsdale to root for her at the flying competition." Twilight nodded. "Come on in." They entered, seeing the other four as well. ........ "Alright all done!" Twilight said. "Did you HAVE to do this to ed?" Double D asked Twilight. "Sorry, I don't think you guys could it in the air balloon." She said. "But anyway, let's head out." ...... "Hey everyone!" Rainbow Dash said as the air balloon came up to Cloudsdale. "Wait, were are the Ed's?" "I feel so awesome guys!!" Said Ed, who came up with the other 2 Ed's carrying them in his Ed hug, except he had angel wings. "Dear Celestia..." Rainbow Dash said face hoofing."He has wings..." "I am Ed the Archangel! Fear my blinding powers of light from the heavens!!!" Ed recited to himself. "It's gonna be a long day." Eddy said to Double D. "Can you please put us down Ed?" Eddy said. Ed flew elegantly to the cloud, and released Eddy, and Double D. "Why does Ed get all the cool perks man!?" Because I say so. They got to the bleachers, getting ready to start the show. They called the first contestant. "Hey, Double D?" Eddy asked displeased. "What is it, Eddy?" He responded. "Ed's in the competition isn't he?" "He couldn't be. He's right over....." Double D look beside him where Ed was a few minutes ago, but he was nowhere to be seen. And by the way guys, Ed has his pony shirt on. :) The first contestant was Ed. He dashed out, and did a flip and spread his wings towards the sun, and created an aura. He accelerated upward, and left a trail of light. He dove down and had the mechanics play a song for him. "Power up the bass cannon..." He built up his dramatic pause as he expanded the aura. "Fire...BWWWAUUUU!" The bass dropped, and he did some amazing divine dance moves. Afterward, he flew off, and finished.... Rainbow Dash looked outside to see Ed's performance. "..........Fuck........." She said. Ed won first place. Rainbow Dash's moves weren't anything compared to Ed's SWAG-Wings.... "I hate you Ed...." She said to him as they all walked off of Cloudsdale. Ed didn't brag about it. However, a human who had wings just killed the competition with no effort. "Dang! You were good!" Said Spitfire, and the Wonderbolts. Rainbow Dash began to grit her teeth, and got extremely jealous. "You should all hang out with us tonight!" She continued. Ed agreed. It turns out everyonewent to a party in Canterlot. Ed and Soarin seemed to be great friends. They were dancing like idiots as the people in canterlot were face hoofing and calling them immature hooligans. "That's my horse!" He said, Smacking Ed's hand. "You know that too?" He became excited. "That's my horse!" He shoved Soarin a little. Here we go... "Ha! Nice one! That's my horse!" He bucked him, and Ed crashed into the wall. "Uh uh uh!! That's my...HORSE!!!" He Fus-Ro dah'd Soarin, making him crash outside. "oops...." Soarin came back in after limping. "You win...." He said, then continuing forward. Later that day, Ed's wings faded. "Aw man!" He said. "Let's just go home Ed." Double D said, tired. And so they did. Another Ianv64 Ed Edd and Eddy Adventure!!!! -----What will the Ed's do next? YOU DECIDE!!-----
Adventures IRLAs the Ed's sit at Double D's house, quite bored, "So....what to do today?" Eddy asked aloud. I myself pondered in thought of what to write. I've been stuck on this writing recently. I need a new... Just as I was a bout to continue my sentence, my wall suffers an explosion, creating a large hole in the wall. Through it I hear a loud, close sounding Helicopter. I run outside. To my surprise, I see the figures above, and I feel as if I've drifted into a weird dream. "Ian!! COME ON!!! GET IN, THERE'S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN!!" Says Double D riding on Rainbow Dash. As I sit there confused, I rub my eyes to see if this was some sort of fantasy that would make me cry when I wake up. I open my eyes again, and see this still. I nod my head, pretending to know what the HELL is going on. The release a rope latter for me to climb on. I hesitated at first, thinking I wasn't REALLY seeing this. I grabbed on, and climbed up the unstable rope latter. Thankfully, they gave me time to climb it. In the movies, they just make sure you grip it, and ride. Good thing this is real life... Actually, I don't even know if it is, so yeah. "Alright, good you're in." Twilight said as I finally reached the passenger seats of the helicopter. "Um, alright, I have just ONE question." I said. "How the HELL ARE YOU GUYS REAL!!?" I shouted. "Don't worry, we have a mission, and only you can help us." Twilight replied. "Mission?" I asked. "Yeah. You're the one who thought this crossover up. And...well" Pinkie cut her off. "So basically, your imagination was SOOO awesome, it became real!" Pinkie finished. My face froze. For a good seven seconds, I tried to move my mouth and say words. I managed to say one solid word. One word that described my every mixed feeling, and state of understanding. "What?.." "What kind of 'mission' is this anyway?" I asked. Twilight sighed, probably not wanting to tell me yet. "We're trying to eliminate the evil pony hater." She said. I give her of face of ridicule. "Which one? Out of the thousands that exist?" "One in particular. We don't know his name, however, we know his address, email, and all of his facebook accounts and fan pages" "But you don't know his name?" I reply. "Right." Twilight said. Wow, they make me seem like a genius in real life. As the helicopter flew to a stadium in a big city, I began to get a better idea on who this might be. "America's got talent?....Oh.....dear....god... I know who you're after..." They were after the most evil anti-brony ever. The human who propagated us, and made us look like creeps, and conveyed more of a lie than FOX news...Howard FUCKING Stern. We parked the helicopter on the stadium's ceiling. As we examined the area, I saw a security camera. I freaked, and broke it with my fist. "Alright, the area looks clear." Eddy said giving a thumbs up. "Time to meet your maker!!" Ed shouted crashing through the ceiling, blowing our cover. Now we had to take action. Sharon Osbourne looked confused as we all focused our aim at Howard Stern in the far left Judge seat. "Shit." He said. Howard jumped out of his seat, and took off his sun-glasses. He jumped in the air, and took flight heading for Ed, charging some sort of attack. "Howard PAAAAAWNCH!!" He said, hitting Ed downward, and opening a portal, knocking him in. "ED!!" Double D said from the ceiling. "EVERYONE GO!!" Double D commanded. Everyone jumped through the hole. The performer on stage including everyone watching this broadcast, and in the audience was seeing two cartoon humans, along with six cartoon ponies jump through the ceiling, and witnessed Howard Stern take flight, and send one of them through a portal. I stand there looking down in disbelief. "Ian!! Use your imagination!!" Pinkie shouted right before she got hit. "Aw HELL NAH!!!" I yelled, finally jumping down. I used my imagination, and I felt power rush through me. I began to hover in mid air, and controlled my flight. Howard could see I was a brony, since I had on my "yay' shirt. "DOWN WITH BRONIES!!" He shouted in a demonic voice. "NEVER!" I replied. I put my palms together, and charged a quick amount of energy. "KAMEHAMEHA!!!" I threw the energy blast at him, and he was hit by it. "He he! You think that little poke is gonna hurt me?" He bragged in his demonic voice. I teleported near him, and tried to give him a hard punch. He unfortunately dodged it, and hit me into the portal everyone else fell into. As I fell in, I made out my final words. "Ponies foreveeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!!!!" I then blacked out as the portal absorbed me. ........... "Hey, Ian, are you alright?" I heard a soft voice ask. I tried to open my eyes. I found it difficult at first. My muscles felt tired, and I felt weak. I was finally able to open, and have my vision focus. It was Fluttershy. "Oh, thank goodness." She said, relived, and nuzzled my shoulder. I tried to return with a hug, but my arms were very weak. "Where the hell are we?" I asked to no one in particular. I looked around to see the Ed's in a cage, the mane six in different cages, and me and Fluttershy in the same cage. "I can't use my magic!" Twilight shouted in frustration as she tried to break the cage she was trapped in. A door opened slowly, and loudly. It was him, Howard Stern. "Well, I wasn't expecting this day so soon." He said, chuckling at us as he walked through the room. "You'll pay for this!" Eddy yelled through the bars. "I think you'll find YOU'LL be paying." He shot back. "These cages are strength proof, and magic proof." He said. "Are they imagination proof?" I asked curiously. "How the fuck would you block that?" He asked with ridicule. "Ah...Okay then." I said, imagining all the cages opening...As they did. "HOLD ON WHAT?!!" Howard stern yelled as all of us exited our cages. "In the words of Spongebob Squarepants himself. To make anything a powerful reality, you gotta have imaaaaginaation." I said, even imitating the rainbow hands. "Fuck you guys!" Howard shouted, vanishing. "I'll get us out of here." Twilight said. She quickly conjured a levitation spell, and brought us back to my house. "Well, I guess this is goodbye for now, until we need you next time." She said. "Wait, that's it?" I asked disappointed. "I wouldn't say that's IT." She said, winking. I awoke from my slumber. I quickly jerked my head upward seeing my computer screen on a "Howard Stern hates bronies" video. Well...Time to add a chapter to my Ed Edd and Eddy crossover then.... I know JUST what I'll be writing. -----What happens next? YOU DECIDE----- EPIC RAP BATTLES OF, oh wait, wrong outro....i don't have an outro....so bye for now.
The Downfall of the Hatred (Final)A very fine day in Equestria was transpiring. The morning sun shined a warm and beautiful reddish orange in the summer horizon. And guess who would be joining them? That's right, the good old teenage trio, the Ed's. If it was like any other day, it will be full of normal, everyday events that are actually only normal in the fan fics by Ianv64. Just like this one. That's right. You know what time it is. It's time to get serious. "Morning, Ed's." Twilight greeted Double D and his two loyal comrades as they exited their deep blue portal. "Good day, Twilight. Any plans for today?" Double D asked with subtle enthusiasm. "Not exactly." She said. "I'm gonna try to take it easy." "I wouldn't get too used to that Idea." My voice echoed through the sky. "....Ian?" Twilight asked. A dark red portal was visible in the air. The portal was dark. Metal music played in the background as I exited, showing up in the most bad ass gothic outfit. ".....Whaa?" Twilight asked. "I need everyone's help today." I began. "The other day, you've taught me that imagination is the most powerful thing in the universe, some so powerful that you can do anything you imagine, no matter how stupid, or seriously illogical it seems. And today, the signal in my world has been rang. The battle call for the war. The hatred war against the bronies. The haters have gathered around my city for no apparent reason, and have decided to choose my city as the target, also for no apparent reason. It's time for me to show everyone in my world how awesome I am, and I need your help. In my world, I can now give everyone epic, amazing powers that are completely unrealistic, like the spirit bomb, and other obvious attacks ripped off Dragonball Z. Except for the ones I choose to make up so I can try to be original....Long story short, there's no time to explain, come into the portal." "Well, you kinda already explained." Double D retorted. "......Get in the portal, and gather everyone in this show that matters." I responded. Immediately, every single one of the mane six, and certain background characters were following me through the portal to Earth. As we reached the exit, I saw through the hole. My friends were already finding it hard to fight the haters. They were being buzz kills, and saying their powers aren't real, and for some reason, being an asshole stops us from being awesome. "Alright, everyone, get ready!!" I shout. As I am the first to get out, I sprout random angel wings that were on fire, and soar into the air. "Friends! Bronies! I BRING YOU OUR ULTIMATE ALLIES! PONIES!!!!" They landed elegantly near the group of bronies ready to continue the battle. "Fag." Some random hater said. I saw him, and obliterated him as soon as the last sound left his mouth. "BATTLE!!!" I shouted. I overlooked the entire scene to make sure to help anyone being ganged up on. My friends had decent imaginations, so they could do some epic stuff. My friend Chris was running over people in his flying boat with wheels that also happened to have a machine gun that his brother was using. Through all this, I conjured a giant sky speaker, and blasted metalcore music out of it. Appropriate battle music. "Show them what you can do bronies!!" I say as I fly over the scene. I see a few haters ganging up on my buddy Michael. Crap! I swoop down, and conjure an epic original attack. "Light style cannon arm blast!!!" I saw, blasting them with light, causing them to go blind from the overexposure to kindness. "You alright?" I ask him. "Yeah. I'm good. Thanks man." He says. I nod, and continue on. Applejack was able to improve her bucking abilities thanks to the boots I gave her that make an earthquake equivalent wave of force as she kicked 20 haters. Twilight used her horn as average, no improvement there. Fluttershy used her eyes, and stared. No improvement will eve need to be made there. Rainbow Dash learned how to go Super Saiyan 2. Pinkie used her party cannon. It was enough, considering the haters were homophobes, and hated pink. Rarity used.....Oh my...... I didn't observe rarity for long... As I fly farther, I saw him. No...I saw... THEM.....It was.....No...the ultimate Haters. Not only was there Howard Stern, but there was a group accompanying him. FOX news... Dear Celestia. "Ponies are about to be cancelled, Ian." He said with a smug chuckle. He then cracked his knuckles "Is that so?" I reply confidently. I snap my fingers, and I conjured a stage in the sky, with Ed, Edd and Eddy on metal instruments. Double D on the drums, Eddy on vocals, Ed on bass, and me, on guitar. "We need one more element here though." I pause. "Vinyl....SPIN THAT SHIT!!". Suddenly there was a heavy dubstep wub bassdrop, that I combined with epic metalcore, to attempt to blow the hater crew away with epicness. It worked for awhile. Many haters seemed to panic, because the amount of cynical hatred they had towards good music was killing them. I then had to fight Howard Stern with the Ed's. I snapped my fingers, and conjured their OC's which played our instruments for us. "We've gotta do some sort of epic battle formation!" Ed shouted over the music. "We don't know one!" Double D said. "We gotta make one up" I shouted. "Good idea, we can start that, and do random attacks afterward to make it look rehearsed." Double D continued. We stopped, and made the most random battle positions to attempt to look bad ass. It worked, mostly because I was in it. I gave the cue. "NOW!" We split in different directions towards Howard Stern, and the FOX News anchormen. "Kaaaaaaaa.... meeeee.....haaaaa...MEEEEE....HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!" We all in unison obliterated the hater crew with an epic Kamehameha blast. Smoke was created. We grinned in success. However, our hopes were crushed in the realization that they were all standing perfectly still without a scratch. "how cute." A news man said. "Damn..." Eddy said. "Guys! Hold them off, and lead them to the rest of the bronies, I've got an idea, but you gotta give me a few minutes. I'l be back I promise!" I assured them. "Wait! Ian! What??!" Eddy shouted in puzzlement. "So, your friend is gone....run." Howard Stern said. The Ed's flew downward towards the other bronies, and the ponies for help. Lyra stepped in front of them, and used her mechanical hands to create a giant arm gun. "Take this you anti-loving bastards!" She said. Before she could release the blast, the hater crew had blocked her attack, and ripped off the arm. "AW, COME ON!" She said in anger. "What do we do guys?!" Ed shouted in desperation. "I don't know. Fly until Ian gets back I guess. "HEY! ASSHOLES!" I said coming back. "Aw look, he changed his outfit." Howard Stern joked.I was wearing a similar outfit, except my wings were dark, and I had a white and golden shiny blade that was on fire, and pulled it out of it's flaming sheath, which revealed that the blade was also on fire. "I call upon all the forces of awesomeness! I call everyone who wants to help! SUPPORT THE BRONIES!!" I shouted loud. A reverberating echo was heard, that made everyone stop fighting. Beams of light erupted from the sword. I called on everyone who could help. They went across all over Earth it seemed. I immediately saw the first return. "I'm not too late am I?" Asked Spiderman, swinging from a web. "Somebody told me the ponies were in trouble" Said Batman. "Let's get this show on the road!" Said Superman crashing to the ground, creating a slight crater. "Time to get shit done." Said Clint Eastwood. "We bout to get fweaky up in dis pwace!" Said Bruce Lee. The next one came through a portal. A yellow, and epic portal. None other than Chuck Norris. Other characters came out, Naruto, Sasuke, Goku, Ichigo, Dr. Who, Iron man, and the rest of the avengers, the X-men, Samurai Jack, Black Rock Shooter, Inuyasha, and pretty much ever character and movie bad ass you could think of. THe hater crew began to tremble in fear at the amount of awesome that was adding up in the battle field. We were about to create one large giant blast, but The clouds went bright. A section in the sky opened. Angels sang as a man coming out of the sky in a flying motorcycle rode straight down a holy spot light. None other than Jesus Christ. ":Let's finish this." Jesus said. Everyone charged their energy, including the ponies, bronies, and everyone in support of the ponies. "SPIRIT BOMB!!!!!" Goku released the meshed up energy we've contributed to the large spirit bomb. They were doomed. They knew they were finished. The world went blank due to how explosive the blast was. It seemed silent. I felt a ringing in my ears, soon clearing up and coming back to reality, and seeing the giant crater in the middle of the city. Everyone cheered at our success. We high fived, bro-hooved, and every type of handshake, and fist pump possible. Haters can not add up to the friendship of bronies. Later that day, I told my Good friends that I'd made I would come to any of their worlds if I ever felt like it. That day, I seemed to have opened the door to more cross overs. Literally. From this entire day of defeating Howard Stern, and even writing this fan fiction on it's own. I've had fun. Dear Priness Celestia. Thank you for being a show. I, as well as many others enjoy this concept. Also, the most important thing I think I've learned throughout this random, and somewhat meaningless literary work, is that...I'm really awesome :D -Your faithful follower (except that I love Luna more) Ian Vinson. ---THE END---
It begins here.I observed Equestria for myself in a serious matter. Now that I, the author am present in this story, I seem to have the power of imagination. The thing is, I'm not using this power for humor anymore. Now that I see the actual serious, and inspirational meanings I put into this story unintentionally, I'm going to continue this journey with the Eds, and The ponies of Equestria in a serious, and useful way, and inspire other authors to follow my footsteps.... ......................... Nah, I'm just fuckin with ya! More chapters here soon! :)
Imagination Land"I now crown thee, the kings of Imagination land... Ed Edd, n Eddy!" Princess Celestia gave each of the Ed's a crown. Ed's had a chicken on top of it...not scootaloo. Double D's had a book on top of it. Twilight was so diggin' it. Eddy's had money on top of it. Even though money doesn't work in imagination land. Oh, I forgot to mention, imagination land is a district of Equestria I used my imagination powers to create. I gave the Ed's the majority of them. They now control Equestria, and I am now only an author. So, if the ed's decide to do something really stupid, Celestia, and everyone else has to deal with it (obvious foreshadow). "I'm a king! We're gonna be rich Double D!" Eddy exclaimed not able to control his excitement. "Eddy, we don't need money in this land." Double D replied. "I'm gonna hug S many chickens Double D! Including this one." He said picking up the most random scootaloo out of nowhere. "Pet the chicken pet the chicken." "Wait, how in the hay did I get here?" Scootaloo asked. The Ed's took their thrones. It was a land of wonderful buildings and all the neighborhoods were cul de sacs. Ponies lived in complete peace, and happiness. There was no problems. Therefore, I now have to use my powers as an author to create some. "Hey Double D, I'm bored." Ed said in his royal chair. "I'm sorry, Ed." Double D replied apathetically. "We should tell stories...Oh! I know, what if a bunch of evil flying dolphins that could turn super saiyan came into our city and tried to destroy everything for no reason, and then destroy the rest of equestria? Oh! And all the dolphins could breathe fire and shoot bullet firing chickens out of their eyes?" "...You just imagined that...didn't you?" Double D asked facepalming. "Yeah, why?" Ed asked. "It's gonna come real in a little bit because of imagination." "...Oh...whoops." Ed said not understanding what kind of stupid move he just made. Just outside, there was an explosion, and they heard Linkin Park music outside the windows. Michael Bay logic is a go. "Oh man, they're destroying our cupcake store over there." Ed said. It's like he was only watching a movie, and nothing else. As if he didn't understand the power of his overactive imagination. I knew I couldn't trust you three with my powers. "EDDY!! WHAT DO WE DO?!" Double D panicked. "uh...I don't know. Let's just try to destroy them all I guess. They agreed, and headed to the roof of their castle. "Ok, everyone imagine a weapon that flies." Double D said. Eddy imagined an anti gravity motorcycle with a flame thrower and laser gun. Double D imagined a WWII fighter plane with NO epic additions. Double D. I am disappoint. Ed decided to take a super random twist and imagine a flying boat with wheels that shot alligator bombs and doughnut grenades and flew faster than the speed of sound and also had angel wings on it. They used their weapons and shot many of the super saiyan dolphins. The Linkin Park music was getting louder, meaning that they were losing. "Geez you guys suck." I said coming into the battlefield. Princess Celestia came with me to record the epic war on video. "Viral Youtube video gold." She said as she hit record. It was now my turn. I quickly thought up an army of 100,000 ninja robots that had chainsaw katanas. They instantly flew up and killed all the dolphins easily. They stopped once they had all been sliced out of existence. "Now we've got a bunch of robots everywhere!" Eddy complained. I quickly made them disappear in a poof like they were shadow clones. "Wait, you mean that was possible this entire time?" Double D asked. "Yeah, whoever imagines something can just as easily poof it away... You guys have a lot to learn." And so another meaningless and stupid day in the land of Equestria. Please comment suggestions for future chapters.
Unexpected FansBecause I take suggestions comment if you want to suggest something =) "Hey Sarah, what is that?" Kevin asks Sarah, walking near her by the sidewalk. She was holding printed pieces of computer paper, full of text. "It's a story. Jimmy wanted an actual copy." She replied. Kevin began to make a face, that showed curiosity. "Story, huh?" He said. "What's it about." "Trust me you won't like it. It's pretty girly. Probably too girly for any guy, well, besides Ed to like." "Well, I still wanna know." He retorted. Sarah rolled her eyes, and sighed. "It's a fan fiction of My Little Pony." She said. "I'm pretty darn sure you wouldn't like it." Kevin moved his eyes in nervous suspicion. "Yeah..." He said, scratching his head with a nervous smile. "Way too girly...Uh...Catch ya later." He quickly looked back to look at the title of the story before Sarah pressed on down the sidewalk. He got on his bike and pedaled quickly towards his house. "What's his problem?" Sarah asked out loud to no one in particular. As Kevin came to his house, he parked his bike, and jogged inside, walking upstairs to his room. He looked around to make sure no one was in his room. He went to google.com, and typed. "My Little Dashie" He quickly saw the official story link, but a few links down, saw a YouTube video of the reading with Background Music. As he listened to the first line, he immediately knew this was going to be insanely sad. He felt the subtle music in the background immediately set the tone. An hour and a half later, he finished. His shirt soaking wet with tears. "Why Princess Celestia?...Why?" He said putting his face in his hands. "Hello, Kevin" Said his friend Rolf entering his bedroom completely unexpected. He noticed his moist eyes instantly. "Why is one's face moist with the salty emotional liquids of sadness?" He asked him. "Uhhh...What are ya talking about?" He said, pretending to not know, and wiping his tears quickly. "Oh my!" He said, sounding strangely happy. "You have discovered the magic of the ponies?" He asked looking at his monitor. Kevin was silent for a second, and began to look in other directions. "...Yeah..." He said putting his head down, staring towards his feet. "We must celebrate!" Rolf said enthusiastically. "Whoa! Dude. Chill. I've been through the conversion thing like, a month ago. I gotta say, it's a darn good show." "I agree! The colorful equines make good characters, yes?" Rolf said. ........SO we have Eddy, then Sarah, then Kevin, then Rolf....What's next?.......
