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Prologue: Memories

"God doesn't play dice with the universe" - Albert Einstein.

My name is Ditzelle Hooves, and people often call me Derpy, i am a Pegasus living on this town, Ponyville, and i am very different to anypony here. Why? Easy, my eyes, my curious eyes are almost always pointing at different directions. People ask me how can i see with them, but the truth is that i can see like everypony can, it's not a problem for me. The other trait is that, disgracefully, i'm always clumsy and careless, but it's not my intention, i just have very, very bad luck. I am not trying to destroy everything that is on my eyesight, it's just that.... I-i don't know, it just happens! Everypony always scream at me. I offer my help and they say "N-No thanks! It's fine! it's fine... you... go and help.. emmhh... that other pony!"

I remember the incident with the Town Hall, well, i have to recognize that, it was a part of my fault, but i just tried to help! I really tried to help, to be helpful, to prove that i can be a hardworker and loyal pegasus...

"In the name of Celestia, just sit there and do *nothing*!"

I tried to hide my sadness after that. I felt as if i just destroyed the building, i just wanted them to see that i can be useful, but i ruined it.

Oh well, life is sad when you are Derpy Hooves. I've hear that there was a chimera-like spirit, Discord, causing troubles on Ponyville. Well, he was very strange, a bunch of... animals together, like a joke. But i think that is the fact of his behavior. I wish i could do something... I-i don't know, these 6 ponies are always doing heroic things and stuff, i'd like to be a highlight too, but not for destroying, instead for doing something special.

Oh well... Eh, I repeated it... I think i must check it, i must prove it by myself. I can't sit on my hooves and leave things like this! It is not acceptable! I believe that Discord has a bit of light on his... creature heart.. Emmhh... whatever he is, Mmhh... Draconequus?

So be it, i'll check the statue and look if i can bring him back, however it's possible. It will bring me problems, and if he brings chaos again, i'll enter to a sad exile, i fear it, but it... it worths a try! It worths it! And i shall put an end to this.

But... It would make her sad... It would make Golden Harvest sad. She is my only true friend. And i like her very much! I don't want to get her in a trouble, and less, if I am the cause of the problem. I don't know, she's always loyal at me, even through all the times i stole her food, all the times i crasehd on the orchard (Thankfully, I didn't destroy it yet), all the times i... i ruined everything! I think that i am a disgraced, everytime broking something, if it isn't the town hall, is a shop, or a piano, or whatever.

But Golden Harvest was always there to defend me. She is a laborious and noble friend, i would love to reward her, but i could do nothing but just destroy, destroy and destroy. Oh yeah, that's me, Ditzelle Destroy, how unfunny, "Come on Derpy! we must demolish this building, would you help us?", That's right, Miss Destroy.

Someday the other ponies will see that i am like everypony! or i'll disappear trying, whatever happens first.

I'd like to remember this moment, for the greatness!