Pony WTF

"Zach don't you ever get bored of being a jerk?" said Katie as she sat down with Zach.

"nope, never have never will." said Zach while tossing the ball that twilight left.

"really?" Katie asked concerned.

"nope." replied Zach tossing the ball higher.

Meanwhile in another universe, Twilight was getting ready to try something.

"hey Zach! the ball is glowing!" exclaimed Katie as she peered at it.

"huh?....what the FUUUUU-" Zach's words were cut off as he got sucked into the ball.

Everything went black...he could hear familiar voices.

"I...he......ing....up.." said a familiar voice

"oh....oy...o......b..!" Exclaimed another voice

"oh....y....I.....ust....ge...h..m...s....oe......new.....cl....s" said one that sounded strange.

suddenly it started to get bright, he saw some light....he opened his eyes and saw six mares staring at him.

"AHHH SHIT! Zach yelled as he fell off the bed and crawled backwards up to a wall.

"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! SHIT SHIT SHIT!!!" he yelled as he ran up the stairs that were next to him.

"well....we certainly weren't expecting that....Katie didn't do that but why did Zach?" said Twilight as she got ready to find, and catch him before he got himself into trouble.

"AHHH!!! WHERE THE FUCK AM I??!! WHY AM I NAKED!!?? SHIT!" he said as he galloped through the town.

soon he was in hiding in the everfree forest in shock. Still trying to get a grip n what happened, he sat down next to a tree and thought to himself. "okay.....I was sucked into a purple ball and now I find myself...in equestria...and I seem to be naked....mother fucking great!" he thought sarcastically.

Suddenly fluttershy wandered by and saw Zach.

"AHHHHH! SHIT!" exclaimed Zach.

"AHHHH!" exclaimed fluttershy just before fainting.

"Shit...I killed it...." says Zach as he checks her pulse.

"oh, it just fainted...oh my god...now I gotta take her to a fucking hospital!" Zach says while freaking out.

suddenly Zach hears voices from the distance.

"I saw him go in here!" says a voice that sounds like rainbow dash.

Zach panics and decides to run. he ran and ran when suddenly, he felt a thud on his head. Then everything went black.